Thread 215030491

Typhoon edish

>>215030491 (OP)
i could pilot this i just know it

>>215030491 (OP)
why aren't these patrolling the channel?

>>215030526
Of course. Red-blooded Brits are naturally skilled like that.

This is the thread

:(

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>>215030451
No they're not as good as they say.

They're even better.

what’s so special about charlie bingham anyway?

sorry but the gripen is just the cooler delta canard fighter

after a long and thorough reflection and re-evaluation I realized that I deeply despise the mass effect universe on ideological grounds

>>215030590
It's just one schizo forcing a meme. The only good image about these posh ready meals was the poo seal one.

>>215030590
We want to shag him

seeing a rainbow from my window for the second time in two days

>>215030605
based

>>215030590
new heatherfreak obsession

>>215030583
Well said

remember that video of the cyclist getting run over by a bus

>>215030699
Well said

>>215030720
Well said

*enters the thread*

>>215030693
>>215030656
Bighams dodger melty

wish /mu/ was less centered around circle-jerking about k-pop

Bingus the cat

>>215030571
he looks like a rare steak

the way you lot sneer at Andrew Tate is jokes, you could seriously learn a thing or two if you listened

shagged three women on my way home from toil

>>215030666
Seen any oil refineries on fire?

blacked pudding

Many utmost Right will vote Left.

>>215030774
Had a threesome with two birds on my way back from the shops for cans.

poo or pass

>>215030773
yeah? what could I learn do you reckon, from andrew tate

What kind of invader complains about the existence of pubs and legalization of drugs?

accidentally shagged a bird while typing this post

for fuck sake
cuckoldsporn has fallen before the Online Safety Act's scythe
i

>>215030774
>>215030812
this is what i've been saying
just like eating and breathing

>>215030812
nice one mate

>>215030583
Well said mate, bloody well said

>>215030656
Povvo

>>215030666
>Rainbows
>666

Tripped and my cock fell into a bird's fanny on my walk earlier

Seems this thread is being raided.

whats rorke doing then
https://youtube.com/shorts/WxqD_5moZ5U

took a single step outside my house and 5 women immediately swarmed me like ants to sugar

>>215030811
Can u explain this to me

>>215030844
really hate everything being made from brick
ugly

Think I'll make serious and lasting changes to me miserable life starting tomo

>>215030930
Happens to me all the time. Sick of it

>>215030939
It's completely fine
Think you're just an oikophobic runt

please see >>215030885

>>215030946
Good job :)

Whys zoe gardner speaking rubbish about my fuhrer then

>>215030965
nno its really ugly
imagine if paris was built from all that brick

>>215030988
Need her on DickDrainers

>>215030930
>>215030960
Bigham's enjoyers?

Poo cascading out me arse with the force and volume of Victoria falls

>>215030893
yeah that usually happens around this hour

>>215030922
why doesn't the rhino just smash through the tiny fence and escape

ordering onw of them WENDY burgers amd and MILK shake!

>>215031040
we're all in prisons of our own making

>>215030998
It would look fine? Much of Paris is built with bricks already
Have you ever been?

>>215031056
Hii ^.^ xx

>>215031058
not me mate go where I want and do what I want

Bigham’s down. On to the Aberdeen Angus burgers now. Then curry tomorrow. Smelling lush on the grill. x

>>215031064
yeah but the white material they use for the main streets looks so much better don’t lie

>>215031040
why would he

trying to think up an absurd and creative lie to tell on /brit/ but nothing's coming to mind!

>>215031040
probably doesn't even know he can

>>215031122
liar

>>215030975
thanks mate

>>215031105
Most of the main streets in London have stone facings too

>>215031056
Patriot

>>215031116
why would he want to be stuck in captivity
>>215031126
surely he knows he could just charge it

smashing up everything in the house because im big and strong enough to do it

>>215031156
cap

the white australian is the most powerful being on earth

>>215031180
easy life isn't it. just dossing around in his pen with all the free food he can eat, and if he's a good rhino maybe his keeper will bring him a nice lady rhino to shag every now and then

tooting on my vape nonstop since i quit smoking

>>215031210
Oh you're a nigger

>>215031180
didnt realize it was in france but he was probably raised there and doesnt want to leave

>>215031219
no such thing
you're bright red

>>215031219
you're all wiggers

>>215031219
*sparks you clean the fuck out with one punch*
yeah?

>>215031250
exactly

>>215031238
u a capper lol

That's on everything!

large fries
baconator
6 nuggers
large vanilla so called shake
get in lads

>>215031236
ktwm

>>215031235
blud lives better than me ffs

Landlordberg popping around for his weekly inspection tonight and the place is a fucking state.

>>215031180
assuming he was raised in that environment he wouldn't know anything else, the idea of escaping wouldn't even cross his mind because he has no concept of what he's escaping from

>>215031317
runtslop

>>215031338
>weekly inspection
tell him to fuck off
ive not had an inspection for 2-3 years

>>215031317
-£99999999 in the current account after that

>>215031338
weekly? and i was pissed off in my last place when they would come every 3 months
in the place i am now its only once a year

if he escaped back to africa it's likely he'd get poached immediately

>>215031338
>weekly inspection

15 quid for a burger and some chips if you're lucky in starmer's britain

>>215031338
lock him in a cupboard and feed him fish heads

weekend mode: ACTIVATED

>>215031317
not exactly a bighams is it

How do I make friends in Central London at 25

>>215031450
Be brown or try your hardest to be brown

>>215031358
That’s cap

>>215031450
Invite Hinge girls over for a Beer and a Bigham's. It's a viral British TikTok trend at the moment.

>>215031265
*twitches on the ground a bit then dies leaving you wracked with guilt for the rest of your days*

orangutan
gorilla
chimpanzee
bonobo

>>215031481
monkey news

>>215031344
bit like humans really

>>215031450
get a hobby, climbing or some shit

>>215031416
its not 5pm yet wagie, steady on

going over to my dads house for dinner once toil doth end :)

>that two hour gap between finishing work and leaving to meet your friends at the pub when you can just rot

It lush de lads, it absolutely lush

>>215031517
Ever suck his cock?

could never go to england cos id just start headbutting cunts the minute i step off the plane

>>215031517
stop bragging

>>215031481
manke

>>215031517
going halves on a breton?

would it be ok if made this post

>>215031571
no

>get normgroid hobby
>everyone else in the group talks to one another while you're in the corner alone
>feel the pressure of loneliness and exclusion harder than ever
>quit
Couldn't be me h-haha

>>215031509
i dont play by the rules x

>>215031588
ok

last day of summer I reckon

>>215031565
Steak pie and mash with lashings of gravy is the order of the day

scranning sultanas

It is very interesting how Charlie Bingham enjoyers are strong and gymmaxxed individuals but Bingham dodgers are frail insectoid rock climbing runts

>>215031618
this
tried to join societies in uni but everyone already had the friendship circles made so I stayed a friendless incel freakazoidic creature

>>215031618
same at run clubs
they all know each other

might hvea a wank

>>215031517
ever shagged him up the arse

my hobbies are all loser tier
don't mind tho as I love them a lot

>>215031628
Bighams do a fantastic steak and ale

wish norm macdonald could've lived to see how retarded things have become

>>215031659
Fun fact: if you're a woman this never happens and you'll always have people wanting to get you into their friend circles

>>215031627
Did you wank there? OFten find a nice spot like this by the lake and have a nature wank

loads of yous just for saying going to dads for dinner do you lot not even do that?

>>215031659
are you ugly? whenever I go to things like this people always talk to me but I'm a handsome lad

heathermongs new gimmick is fucking awful

>>215031706
Haven't spoken to my dad in a decade

>>215031627
BYOO A FUL THAT IS

>>215031733
grim

>>215031706
no my dad died last year

>>215031694
He just didn't want to live no more.

Maybe that’s just life, your expectations get ground down and down until finally you settle for a life that would have mortified you 20 years ago but now seems like a blessed relief

>>215031706
my dad's in prison for rape/murder

>>215031706
my dad is dead

what's the point of this thread, what do you get out of it

>>215031727
yeah pretty uggo

It's impossible to not have friends if you're a blonde woman

>>215031788
I just post my thoughts here occasionally and get some dopmanine from the (you)s

a lot of dead dad lads in here you lot should form a club

watching early 2000s yank sci-fi slop. i enjoy it though

>>215031793
what a lovely tree. hope this view can be enjoyed for generations to come

my pedophile landlord keeps sending my 11 year old son love letters

>>215031760
maybe i should kill myself

one of my favourite songs ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME-qdnkqAWw

my paedophile uncle just rolled me up into a ball and shot me out of his arse into a martini glass

>>215031866
such as?

ultrawide getting prepared for his duty

>>215031701
depends how good the boats are looking that day

>>215031793
Get it cut down
Get the migrants housed

anyone like my gimmick where I make shit up that isn't even worth lying about and is completely inane

>>215031999
yeah thats my favourite gimmick

>>215031999
yea s'alri

>>215031804
im not a woman

>>215031470
Like this?

going to start a new mass effect save

>>215031793
what the FUCK was their problem lads

long line of cronem waiting to shower

irish men are ugly as sin but have pure mong strength

>>215032030
celtic blood, probably

>>215031788
Just having a laugh with each other, innit

the katies are out and about x

>>215032077
true but there is a subcaste of irish men that are handsome shaggers
suppose that’s true of every ethnicity

might perform a play of red dead 2 tonight

im spinning around
GET OUT OF MY WAY

you just know he's tearing up as he tries to imitate the dearly departed ziedy (pbuh)

yeah that's all nice and well but the batondem are about to activate

>>215032077
pretty sure irish are notoriously weak actually

>>215032143
What's it called?

>>215032026
>Well, what about Anon?
>he was raised on 4chan, never had a gf

on sneednem

>>215032131
I’m one of those. Still a virgin at 32 though ‘cause of the mental elf

I'd like to watch that new paul thomas anderson film in the cinema but I'm an autistic friendless freak and haven't been to the cinema since 2015

can't reasonably say you don't want a black or brown dentist can you
so i'll be going into my appointment with my fingers tightly crossed

>>215032170
how so

>>215032178
sneed it or feed it?

>>215032164
You having fun? Yea? Listening to your sissy Kylie Minogue music? Prancing about like a ninny?

open the door, get on the floor

>>215032190
shit inbred genes

>>215032214
yeees

performing a decompressive hemicraniectomy on myself

It was real, all of it.

Many great men were the sixth or seventh children of their family. When such-and-such a man, whom one knows, dies, one knows what one has lost. But does one know what one loses by the limitation of births? The man killed before he is born—that remains the enigma.

a lot of athleticism will be shown at the gherkin

a sizeable poo log just exited my arse

watching air crash investigations on a flight during severe turbulence

>>215032242
name fifteen

>>215032228
i’m of paddy heritage and have a handsome face and stocky frame despite my height
just by breadth, chest and shoulders alone i mog similarly sized european manlets who are more ectomorphic

sorry you came from a runt clan

Want booze. Want booze. Want booze.

-2 rapidclart x

>>215032242
The world was a better place when the ill babies died instead of turning into lefties and other mongs. Nature’s contraception

feeling down as usual

i'm come from a clan of samurai and my katana doesn't care how stocky you think you are

>>215032286
Funny way of saying you're obese

>>215032286
so you're a fat cunt that's also delusional then got it

>>215032317
what are you on about?

There's a Zoomer on TikTok that's basically stolen SeasideMark's entire gimmick and he's really popular.

"stocky" aka fat bastard

>>215032378
>SeasideMark's entire gimmick
which is?

>>215032331
>>215032341
i’m not even fat
im thick set i can put on muscle easily and have broad shoulders
i’ve never been fat because i don’t come from a working class gremlin family that feeds their children takeaways and sits on their arse all day

do you remember the first set of tits you saw in a film?

>>215032424
*jiggles your belly*

cronem fresh out of prison about to engage in movements that cause permanent adjustments on m2 snappydem

>>215032424
Alright calm down you fat twat

>>215032438
no

>>215032424
yeah ok tubby

yeah im fat but im like strongfat
like leanfat ennit, you know what I mean
like im fat but im also lean and there's strong muscles but also just a bit of fat
not really even fat
not fat in the negative sense but my bodyfat percentage is higher because i'm stronger and that
nah its hard to explain but you know what i mean yeah?
like strong fat but also lean and muscular ive got muscles that are visible a bit

>>215032361
You can’t refute what’s on his t shirt

We’ll take away its character of an Asiatic steppe, we’ll Europeanise it. With this object, we have undertaken the construction of roads that will lead to the southernmost point of the Crimea and to the Caucasus. These roads will be studded along their whole length with German towns, and around these towns our colonists will settle.

As for the two or three million men whom we need to accomplish this task, we’ll find them quicker than we think. They’ll come from Germany, Scandinavia, the Western countries and America. I shall no longer be here to see all that, but in twenty years the Ukraine will already be a home for twenty million inhabitants besides the natives. In three hundred years, the country will be one of the loveliest gardens in the world.

I'm not fat I'm thicc

Tiktok gives me the fear. Probably all sorts of CCP subliminal brainwashing shite on there

muscular but fat
smart but lazy

>>215032377
Before 1960 the infant mortality rate was 50%. The bad genes were pruned from the pool. People were genetically healthier and thus more normal.

>>215032492
show us your arse then

inhaled that wendys muck in less than 10 minutes
bed time now x

would show i’m not fat but covered in bandages

>>215032378
Give username

fuck me thats rorke totally done

give meth to crabs

Nvr frgt

brand new apple watch for mark. trolls seething

>>215032594
fomyeg

>>215032581
absolutely battered

graping catberg

>>215032612
why do you post the life of a fat disabled alcoholic man to an anonymous british forum near daily?

>>215032634
>post the life of a fat disabled alcoholic man
you talking about his own blogposts or the mark posts?

s curved baton bobbing about katy's ends

>>215032378
well what’s the username

Godberg gave me another day then. Shan't waste it. Cuppa. To-do list. Shower. Garms. Out the door.

>>215032612
Does he just spunk all his money away then

>>215032612
>Housing
>Heating
>Food and water
>Enough spending money to spend thousands of pounds every month on gadgets
How do I get on this gravy train?

going to live like a mayfly

>>215032718
more like a gayfly

>>215032714
be spacktarded

>>215032714
smell a bit

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>>215032714
say ur disabled, they’ll just bring in 10 migrants to replace your labour everyone wins

>>215032714
it’s not a life worth living if you’ve any dignity, living on state handouts
if you’re a friendless loner incel bastard that doesn’t have any romantic interests or a family to upkeep appearances for them batter in but for mature adults it’s a grim existence on the states teat

>>215032612
>£700 on a watch
How

>https://x.com/i/status/1968693418185392446

Watch Starmer literally shit himself as Trump leans over him

>>215032736
ground that runt into a fine powder

>>215032612
brand new apple watch for the Cex shop window

looks like most people have cleared out of /brit/ now. dont know when it happened but somewhere in the past couple of years this place got flooded with spambots posting literal gibberish. Look at these posts and imagine a real person posting this absolute slop. Wise up, move on, its over for /brit/

>>215032756
fomnyeg

>>215032771
trump is such a chad compared to modern politicians

>>215032581
Earth to rorke
Earth to rorke
Rorke are you there?

>>215032756
Shan’t be clicking that

>>215032800
Only ones left are megaschizos and lonely freaks addicted to this place as it’s their only social interaction

erm...lads?

>>215032811
shame he’s a zionist retard

>>215032800
wrong

>>215032842
Happens all the time has done for years

>>215032840
wrong i’ve been here so many years its essentially an extension of my nervous system
i have a life

>>215032756
wtf that's my exact password

>>215032771
An absolutely brutal mogging

Just seen a MiG-31 flying over my house lads wtf

funny smell from the oven and i can't work out what it is

>>215032840
>lonely freaks addicted to this place as it’s their only social interaction
KTIM!

>>215032842
woah look out putin another strongly worded letter is headed your way and more european presidents giving speeches about how they're stronger together than that which divides us and unity is out strength and prepare for the 900 centillionith round of sanctions that definitely work

im oozing aura rn

mig 13 flying over rorke's gaff
pilot wrestling back control after having to hold his nose from the smeg cloud

>>215032842
*nothing happens*

starmer is such a little runt

rorkes toupee flying off during a gust of wind

>>215032965
takes one to know one
*scurries away*

app girl is now asking me for five pounds for an emergency

a woman at work said i seem like a "gamer" but did she mean racist, incel or both?

>>215032966
lol

>>215033009
should have uppercut her just to be sure

imagine being this mindbroken

Everyone’s Starmer this, Farage that.

For me? Carl Benjamin should be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

>>215033009
virgin incel for sure

*sees something scurry past me out the corner of my eye*
Anyone else see that?

Asda exceptional. Aberdeen Angus. No excuses.

Charlie Rorke

Heathermong identifies as “Rorke” and takes all Rorke posts as a personal attack, it’s quite funny

*fight club voice*
His name was Rorke

have a negroni, have two, enjoy the ride

camden paki exposed again

>>215032770
got some money cos his dad died. spunking it all on a macbook pro, samsung s25+, iphone 16e (always needs 2 phones for some reason) and now this

>>215033120
whats the difference between investing, giving every dollar a job, making money work for you, and making money passively?

>>215033049
wasn’t his grandad black

>>215033158
Dunno

Where is everyone?

Mental how I can cook and eat two quarter pounder burgers for the total cost of £1.66. That’s half of a pound of meat. The same amount of meat at a maccas would cost £10.

>>215033158
your mum gives me a blowjob for a dollar xD

>>215033208
friday so they're at the pub
only the virges remain

>>215033153
then to be sold to cex for a 50% loss and the proceeds spunked on a new camera, laptop, beer or bookies. so the circle continues

I bet i'll never get a girlfriend. I've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas.

>>215033208
/brit/ has been dead for a long time mate. Blame the jannies.

>>215033208
threads dead lately

>>215033149
200 years from now this will be in textbooks as an example of political cartoons of the time

rorkeypops and the umchickens

the 50 thread personalities all seemed to disappear at the same time, funny thing that

>>215033208
we are literally all in here
>>215033283
>>215033283
>>215033283

>>215032700
buys stuff then after a week trades it into cex for about 30-50% of what he paid for it

>migo
Sakura Miko is a popular Japanese virtual YouTuber (VTuber) affiliated with the Hololive Production agency, known for her content as a "shrine maiden" who became an idol and embraces human culture. As a member of Hololive's Generation 0, she debuted in 2018 and is recognized for her chaotic and fun personality, her love for sandbox games like Grand Theft Auto V, and her dedication to entertaining her fans, often referred to as "35P


>peng
peng
/pɛŋ/
adjective informal• British English
very appealing, attractive, or impressive (used as a general term of approval).
"she looks ridiculously peng"

>migopeng
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