Thread 215032822

German: Hans
Swede: Sven
French: Pierre
Finn: Pekka
Indian: Pajeet
Poland: Ivan
Mexican: Paco
Russian: Pidor

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>>215032822 (OP)
Portuguese: Pedro

Sven isn't even in the top 10 most common names doe.

Russia is Ivan and Poland is Janusz

>>215032822 (OP)
i don't think there are many people named ivan in poland if any at all

>>215032869
Neither is Pekka (it's 11th)
how come there 300 000 Juhanis but only 80 000 Lars even though you have twice the population??

>>215032869
>#4

>>215032822 (OP)
Poland is t Ivan Russia is.

Poland is something like Stanislaus

>>215032869
Barely any of these are, retard

>>215032869
You fucking autists, it's not about what's factually the most common name it's just the most stereotypical name.

God you Europeans are autistic

>>215033028
hey be nice

>>215032822 (OP)
White American: Billy/Jimmy/Timmy
Black American: Tyrone/Jamal

>>215033065
hey be nice

>>215032869
its not about commonality its about being the most iconic
also #2 looks like it's stolen from us

israel would be moshe

>>215033028
>>215033065
fuck you both

>>215032822 (OP)
>Poland
I think Jan and similar variants are in Poland. Ivan is used by Russians (and other East Slavs maybe?) and here, also Bulgaria maybe but I'm not sure about them.
>Russia
Pidor just means faggot

>>215033342
>>215032880
>>215032911
I think Poland uses Ivan, it's a slavx name

brazil cleyton luiz
argentina matias agustin
venezuela yunior yonaiker
korea kim lee
japan akira takashi
china wang li

>>215033386
>least retarded d*tchoid

>>215032822 (OP)
Australia: Bruce
Britain: Nigel

>>215033607
It's just a stereotypical name, not the most common name. Just like we established that Sven is not the most common name in sweden and Pajeet is not even a real name

>>215033386
Poland is Bogdan

>>215032822 (OP)
Spanish speaker: Pablo or José
Arab or Pakistani: Muhammad
Turk: Mehmet
West African Muslim: Mamadou
Australian: Bruce
Englishman: Nigel
Irishman: Seamus
Norwegian: Olaf
Brazilian: Cleiton
Ukrainian: Taras
Chinese: Chang/Zhang
Japanese: Takeshi
Korean: Kim
Jew: Shlomo
Bulgarian: Asparuh

>>215033386
Ivan is a variation of John.
In West Slavic countries variations of Jan, Janus, Janusz are more common. In Slovenia it's Janez and even Jan before Ivan. In Croatia Ivan is the most popular but Jan is also very popular. In Serbia Jovan is the default form but Ivan is also common.

>>215032822 (OP)
It should be Nicolas. Nicolas is way more common than Pierre. Nicolas is what John used to be in the US a few years ago (everybody named john smith or whatever).

>>215032822 (OP)
Pajeet is not a real name retard

>>215033065
I would literally beat the shit out of you if I saw you in real life running your mouth like that

>>215036867
True, that's why I call you Jeet instead

>>215032869
Ok Albin

>>215036582
D’une Pierre deux coups as we said in France

>>215032880
No poland is Tomasz

>>215032822 (OP)
robin, mark, sebastian, hugo, rasmus, henri
mia, sofia, hanna, eva, lenna, nora

the most popular names here

>>215032822 (OP)
My name is Paweł and I hate it, because there is a Russian anon on this board who's name is Pavel. And I don't like the knowledge that I have the same name as some Russian faggot

>>215041627
>that weird line on the l
do poles really?

>>215033386
Ivan in polish is Jan

>>215041956
well, there goes that. was thinking of naming my son jan-erik.

>>215041698
You use a big fucking B and claim its a lowercase letter pronounced s

>>215042009
IT'S DOUBLE S NOT JUST S

>>215041627
Uh, you don't get to bring friends

>>215042237
if it's double why do you pronounce it singularly?

>>215032880
Poland is Pawel

>>215042453
Janusz is actually the memest name of them all

>>215042305
It's not really a double s, it's a sharp s like z in English. A problem with German orthography is that there is no coherent way to distinguish between short and long vowels, and double s is the same z sound, but usually denotes that the vowel before is short, whereas ß is z but the vowel is long.

>>215041627
My name is Loïc and I hate it, because people think it's fucking Breton but it's actually Provençal

>>215033145
UAE: Rashid

>>215033881
>West African Muslim: Mamadou
They always have some unique spelling of a common Muslim name, like Boubacar or something

>>215036867
>>215037029
Actual common ones I saw all the time living in a predominantly Indian area: Abhishek, Aditya
The ones with -jeet, -meet, and -preet endings are in Punjabi areas

>>215032822 (OP)
Dutch: Gert-Jan