Thread 215033283

Canadian Frenship edish :D

Bigham subedition

grow up you little freaks

bingham

i'm rorke and i've just had my tea

Moderation has ruined /brit/. Remember when you used to fly through threads in 30 minutes. Shame what they've done to the place

>>215033324
cute boy x

Why does leftymong say freedom of speech doesnt mean freedom from consequences? Obviously it does, otherwise it wouldn't be freedom would it? I guess the USSR had freedom of speech too. You'd just get your door kicked in by the KGB in the middle of the night and have you and family executed.

>>215033377
Hey fascist! Catch!

bigham? no, big ham

is it kick a canuck day?

Can someone just quickly explain how "one migrant in, one migrant out" reduces immigration?

>>215033377
“leftymong” isn’t a real person. it’s an archetype in your head

retards say that because they’re retards

>>215033377
freedom of speech just means you wont be prosecuted by the government for words alone, rorke. it doesnt prevent prosecution for hate speech or incitement to violence, and doesnt mean private citizens or companies have to associate with you despite your speech
hope this helps x

my fav vtuber stream is starting in 8 mins

no but where is everyone
It wasn’t this dead a few days ago

Freedom of speech doesn't exist until I can say the N word with zero consequence

playing victoria 3 and home counties and yorkshire have ended up 20% indian by 1870, even with racial segregation activated, this has ruined my immersion

>>215033343
Threads moving slow without /pol/ meltys, cronem spam, tranny spam, gingernonce, and various other freakish spammers? /brit/ is dead

>>215033343
In all seriousness most posts being made here are automated spambots. Something happened to the website and I think its to maintain traffic or something. I know broken retards exist everywhere, but seriously who spams about imaginary characters and mentally shadowboxes dollhouse personalities for years on end talking about their poo all day every day of the year? Its obviously bots.

>>215033377
Well the KGB is still the state so you've not really done anyone with this.
Freedom of speech just means you won't be persecuted by the government for your views.
Your peers are an entirely different matter

>>215033377
not thought about this for very long, have you

>>215033433
Pretty funny that leftycucks are only just learning this after the Charlie Kirk incident lol

>>215033444
I'm at the pub. Like everyone else should be

How will history remember Keir Starmer?

>>215033430
people want to come to britain but if they know coming here might mean they will just end up being traded back to france they won't bother (so they hope)

>>215033472
mad what unrestricted access to porn does to society

>>215033509
grim beer

>>215033430
its meant to persuade those attempting to cross the channel in small boats to pursue legal routes into the country instead

>>215033521
RIP

>>215033521
mad how rorke saw a 14 year old boy and immediately thought he looked like a porn star

>>215033433
I accept your concession, you have no real answer. You just repeated the same brain dead talking point without actually responding. Hate speech and incitement to violence, is included in free speech because it encompasses speech to convey information. There are no limits or boundaries to the nature of what speech is allowed in free speech. So if you cannot threaten to bomb the government, you do not have free speech. Want to try again?

>>215033509
>drinking alone in a smelly pub while watching an old fogie limp along
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

why are nt you lads in paris rn

>>215033521
would rather perform a shag on the girl on the left

>>215033509
Alone like usual yh?

>>215033509
>carling

Want to poo but it's going to hurt too much and I'm too high

>>215033443
is she actually english like english english or just a chink or bame who was born here

>>215033443
paedo-baiting creepy whore

>>215033390
>>215033431
>>215033433
>>215033480
>>215033489
Thats you all done then isnt it. Want to try again?

reckon i'm a schizo but don't want to seek treatment for it because they'll put me on antipsychotics that will shrink my brain

once twice three times a lady

>>215033509
why do you hate yourself?

>>215033560
what's up with her face?

>>215033509
what kind of fucking backwards pub is that

>>215033472
Our country is so fucking grim. Nobody else in the world has a country with a woman famous purely for being the biggest slag

>>215033552
he was a porn addicted young lad being groomed online by paedophiles to dress as a school girl
anything to say about that?

>>215033430
the extremely retarded justification is that nobody will bother making the crossing if they themselves know they'll get sent back, thus reducing the need to actually bring anyone back over because nobody will come in the first place

it's fucking stupid because:

1. it ignores the fact we simply don't return everyone comes here. if a boat of 100 people arrive we have already demonstrated we don't send 100 back. no doubt this was included in the terms as otherwise france simply wouldn't agree to it.

2. it assumes we catch every one who comes over

it's literally just leftist/neolib smoke and mirrors to try and placate the masses and keep their sick experiment going a bit longer

>>215033509
i dont drink its bad for you

>>215033555
>So if you cannot threaten to bomb the government, you do not have free speech
rorke actually believes this omdz

rorke drinking carling alone in a flat roof pub

>>215033520
>>215033532
About 32,000 illegals entered so far this year, how many have gone back to France so far?

i may be a virgin freak but at least i'm not bald

>>215033509
Looks like a fucking retirement home

>>215033593
Don't be a nigger brained mong mate there's a good boy

>>215033583
last stream she kept talking about surrey and heathrow so i think she is

Japanese women pretending to be children again yeah?

Free speech is one of the founding values of the United Kingdom, and we protect it jealously and fiercely and always will.

I draw a limit between free speech and the speech of those that want to peddle paedophilia and suicide (on) social media to children.

Therefore I'm all for free speech, but I'm also for protecting children from things that will harm them.

>>215033645
3

>>215033651
thats you done

>>215033645
you can look up one figure but not the other rorke?

>>215033682
>Free speech is one of the founding values of the United Kingdom
no it isn't

>>215033668
rorke's kryptonite

>>215033635
>>215033647
ktim

releasing my new song next friday lads

gone too long without shaving and now if i attempt it it will hurt so might as well just keep growing it

hello all! you you guyyyyyyys!

>>215033682
actually mate freedom of speech means I can freely speak illicitness to children online
rorke said so

joyless /pol/mong trying to start arguments in our lovely thread

bet the cronem are outside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-IkUdg9YWM

Studying for my diploma lads

immortal rorke posting the same thing for 400 years

>>215033742
why? what will they be doing out there?

Project Have Sex With An Adult Woman 2025 is not going well chaps

>>215033764
the usual x

>>215033742
Bet you’re not and havent left your smelly bedroom for weeks

Wish I had a nice big cock to suck on

reminder to report the BE flags posts (you have no excuse not to)
it really annoys him so go do it. enable stus in your 4chanX settings and you can get the best of both worlds. thanks

also he is mentally retarded

>>215033730
i always plan to maintain a clean shave but im a lazy cunt so it just grows out into a full beard

>>215033762
Hmm wonder how he managed to write that over a century before he was born

yeah i thought that free speech post would rattle a few cages. And the demented responses from what appears to be a team of wogs or bames that have occupied /brit/, you know what im on about. You can hear their south asian accented posts in their prose.

oh my dayz rorke free speech aint real you get me

>>215033626
>literally just leftist/neolib smoke and mirrors to try and placate the masses
Honestly can't imagine anybody actually stupid enough to fall for it though

Work colleague just sent me a bikini pic unprompted.

Which is mad really isn't it, how when you go to the beach you basically see birds in their skimpy underwear don't you

>>215033713
don't think somebody of your flag would know about british values so wind your scrawny little neck in yeah?

shagging kids is obviously wrong but also 14 year olds aren't kids they are sexually mature and it should be legal to shag them for procreation but not to bugger the lads that should be a crime

she was meant to start at 6 but she's offline still >:(

>>215033776
whats the usual

>>215033792
r9k (and male)

>>215033785
bizarre assumption

>>215033819
alright mate you just gonna hog it all to yourself then?

greyhounds are very nice looking dogs i quite like them

>>215033568
>>215033557
Waiting for my mates to show you nothing wrong with starting early.

>>215033805
just pretending to be retarded were you

abandon hope all ye who enter

love and marriage
love and marriage

>>215033805
rorke getting dragged off by the police for sexting a 12 year old "you're violating my free speech!"

>>215033805
>hmm yeah i thought my off topic /pol/ themed troll post might get on people's nerves
yeah? you reckon?

At the time when I ate meat, I used to sweat a lot. I used to drink four pots of beer and six bottles of water during a meeting, and I’d succeed in losing nine pounds! When I became a vegetarian, a mouthful of water from time to time was enough.

When you offer a child the choice of a piece of meat, an apple or a cake, it’s never the meat that he chooses. There’s an ancestral instinct there. In the same way, the child would never begin to drink or smoke if it weren’t to imitate others.

The consumption of meat is reduced the moment the market presents a greater choice of vegetables, and in proportion as each man can afford the luxury of the first fruits.

>>215033819
been doing wanks to profile pics on teams at night
always wary of accidently reacting to a chat message at like 10:30pm when i'm off my head on gin

report the BE flags posts

>>215033615
any proof

>>215033709
You not proud to shout about how successful Labour have been in reducing immigration leftypops? Can't be going that well then hmmm?

letting the niggers out of my niggerpen to cut the grass one blade at a time

>>215033861
Mate wait till you stealthwank on a live Teams call, it's brill

>>215033861
Nearly opened chrome on an incognito page right in my GFs face once lol

>>215033863
minimod

total mouseGOD victory

Yo

>>215033811
it only allows for 3 possibilities

- there really are people that stupid
- the government are so stupid they think people actually believe it
- the government hold people in such contempt that they don't care that people don't believe it

need to maje my mind up
shrooms again tonight or beers

>>215033904
Do you wank when the men are talking?

why brits like québec so much?
québécois here, all the brits i've met through life were all super happy to establish themselves here, learning french and being good blokes

>>215033848
Oh yeah course you are

>>215033916
all of the above but mostly 3

>>215033682
>the government are taking all your freedoms away to """"protect the children""""
Ah yes, that one again. We must have the safest children in the world right now

>>215033927
those are the parts he wanks over

>>215033927
Usually mute them

>>215033932
Because Britain is a dump and they're happy to be away from it

anyone want to complain about the moderation again?

>>215033932
Quebec is awesome

report the BE flags posts (you have no excuse)

rorke wanking during his teams call and trying not to look at the fit blokes

>>215033964
like french-from-france folks i guess
though a lot of french-from-france quit because they can't deal with shitty north american food and the weather
i'd fuck off from big euro cities too

Tropicana or Innocent? Which one are you?

>>215033870
it's been posted here plenty of times before so save us your dishonest ever shifting justifications and denials

got nongshim toomba noodles because indomie wasn't in stock and they're just too spicy for a sensitive white man such as myself

>>215033932
just being nice innit

>>215034008
tropicana

How often do you get your hair cut? I get mine done once every 6 months, just cut it when it's in my eyes again.

>>215034011
should be easy to produce the evidence then

putting a pencil in each nostril then slamming my head down on the desk

pigon

https://x.com/jonnyplfc6/status/1968601569823203476

>north east accent
omds

>>215034019
they're a copy of buldak carbonara for people who can't handle the spice

>>215034072
lol

Mad how normal people are out doing things tonight and I'm here staring at a screen

>>215034008
tropicana for me

>>215034006
whys my willy gone all hard

charlie bigham? yeah. posh runtslop mate.

>>215034043
my mum is a hairdresser and she cuts mine in the kitchen whenever she says its getting too long

>>215034089
buldak will literally kill me

>>215034110
hear hear

>>215034114
'sex' animal

KWAB

so what ive done is i've opened a bottle of water from the fridge and I've had a couple sips and then gone over to the cupboard where we keep the squash and poured some squash in the bottle
now i've got a nice cold bottle of squash

this is a really good hack for the summer or just for when you want some cold squash, give it a try

>>215034114
sexo if legal

>>215034093
its pigon

if you havent dreamt of starting a new life in Qvebec, abandoning the english language completely and getting a hairy armed french gf I question your humanity

So no diego. Again.
Can we assume he's left /brit/ for good?

friday night it party time. get the tunes on and git up x xx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tCrBvkTVZA

>>215034137
get this lad fast tracked to charlie bigham's R&D department

>>215034155
questioning your sexuality right now mate

>>215033944
>establishment propaganda media exempt from spreading mis and disinformation laws

Desperately doing rehab on my bad knee before I run a marathon

The bloke on the example doesn't even have a bloody knee lol. Woke.

>>215034129
corbyn will win

today I caught a shiny scyther (7/15/13), which is a lot better than my shiny scizor

>>215034106
backs to the wall lads, leftypol's about

splicing together a hippopotamus and a nigger then releasing the resulting abomination loose on the streets of london

>>215033904
attended meetings with an arse toy in and rocked on it when i was a lockdown coomer

>>215034019
nongshim shin ramyun are the best

>>215034192
sexo blonde Canadians
the brownhaired one is fine too but they have a shitty personality and probably make wordpress websites for a living for people

bet the yardie goons are active

ok season 6 is def the worst game of thrones season so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFkM-yrR9Q
reckon i would spunk in my pantaloons at some point if i was this lad

>>215034255
the quality of got is a bell curve

report the BE flags posts

off to bed

noticing report announcements

absolutely gone and FUCKED UP my friday

was meant to leg it out after work to get snacks for a night of vtubers and anime and snacky snacks but i left it too late, now it's rush hour so it'll take me 30-45 mins to drive to the shops and the vtuber has started >:(

could order in on deliveroo but it costs a fucking fortune and half the time the supermarket packs the wrong items or just finds a way to fuck it up or they simply don't list all their items

just saw an extremely low quality post

>>215034301
>the person saying "minimod"
one reply to yoy. and its just to say that I am reporting you

Going to apply for food stamps. Was getting $300 a month worth during covid and it was mental. Steak dinners and fancy stuff

might cop a pair of virgin trainers

more like migopeng

>>215034189
>The bloke on the example doesn't even have a bloody knee

scromiting

Boys I am so low. I'm like a husk.

Go to work and do nothing, come home and do nothing but eat shit.

My gf is nice but I think she's an energy vampire

pizza in the oven
chicken strips in the air fryer
place smells like a kebab house
phwoar

>>215034243
i'm brunette and a developer...

>>215034188
No? Not what that means at all.

I’M ON /brit/ WITH MY FUCKING HANDS UP!

>>215034356
Heyy

>>215034339
look nice x, thinking of getting these myself

so if I got a girlfriend I'd have to delete all my porn yeah?

>>215034310
What vtuber is it

>>215034356
exactly

>>215034339
oh my days

>>215034284
finna load up CK3 elder kings after I finish this shit show kill every single lannister

develop this dick in your ass

>>215034346
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>>215034111
that's an incredibly sound arrangement

>>215034395
great post

remember to report the BE flags posts

imagine if there was a umchicken news station and they had umcabbage giving weather reports and stuff

Cans?

>>215034437
stfu minimod

i watch vtubers and i've had heterosexual, non-paid, consensual, sans condom sex

>>215034043
haven't had a haircut in 5 years

>>215034450
No

imagine supporting the rb posts (being allowed at all)
theyre not

>>215034310
genuinely a really sad life you lead

getting gang blacked

>>215033377
Freedom of speech is where the government won't punish you for your opinions. There could still be consequences of your opinions though - your employer might fire you. But the government won't punish you, if freedom of speech exists.

>>215034340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa5UN-eprFk

>>215034489
neither are the mouse images

>>215034492
What are you doing tonight then pal?

>>215034499
would

Cant take this bastards xeets anymore

>>215034129
>>215034193
>The Independent Alliance Group of MPs – Jeremy Corbyn, Zarah Sultana, Iqbal Mohamed, Adnan Hussain, Shockat Adam and Ayoub Khan
THIS is leftypol's new bright hope for Britain?
Dear oh fucking dear

>>215034461
with your hand i assume

getting gang blacked also

you weren't there man!

>>215034507
youre out of your god damned mind if you think im clicking that virgin weeb cancer

diego's here! diego's here! *jumps up and down*

Let me get this straight lads. If I suggest Israel is committing genocide (hint: they are) I get labelled as anti Semitic?

>>215034364
Yes? That's literally what it says

Fucking Hell, lads
>make a joke that you'll build someone a website if they pay you
>two weeks later they come at you with a full on fucking business plan and complete description of what they want
>it's a fucking shitty site they set up but want it fixed
>takes about 5 hours max
>charge them 1000 for it
>they accept

erm, right

If we consider the ancient Greeks (who were Germanics), we find in them a beauty much superior to the beauty such as is widespread to-day—and I mean also beauty in the realm of thought as much as in the realm of forms. To realise this, it’s enough to compare a head of Zeus or of Pallas Athene with that of a crusader or a saint!

The period stretching between the middle of the third and the middle of the seventeenth century is certainly the worst humanity has ever known: blood-lust, ignominy, lies.

>>215034520
they kicked zarah out
she's going to get done for fraud after using a fake website for paid memberships
classic paki behaviour

Diego's a baby, with a beard

>>215034558
corrrr big chebs. money, booze
you've got it all!

british women desu

>>215034563
>the ancient Greeks (who were Germanics
what

love it when aussies and yanks in /brit/ begin to adopt britishisms in their speech x

my mum used to hate my long hair but recently she started to like it and apologizing for calling it bad in the past but I think she still hates it and says that just so I could feel better

>>215033443
zamn!

>>215034310
got 2 bottles of pop in 20 mins ago, but for world championships tonight

any day now I just know my ex-gf will want me back

>>215034591
do you love it

UCATCO?

>>215034520
>Iqbal Mohamed, Adnan Hussain, Shockat Adam and Ayoub Khan
leftypol sees NO possible connection between these names and allegations of a "boys club"

>>215034586
phoar

alri lads, what's the plan?

>>215034019
apparently they're good if you add that pedo jap mayo to them

>>215034586
cronem only

>>215034563
>who were Germanics
How could they be Germanics you mong. Do you even know what that word means. They spoke Greek and followed the Greek pantheon.

>>215034618
tins and bokkles

>>215034294
:)

>>215034618
Still waiting for my mates to show up to the pub. Any minute now haha

>>215034618
be born ,do nothing, die

>>215034585
It's not even me bragging, lad
I didn't want to do it but it's a shitty fucking site in wordpress they set up
A fucking teenager could fix it for them

>>215034618
Cans, lad
The BIG cans.
Assuming I go out for them

Barlie Chigham

>>215033614
You must be one of the 99% of self-hating Anglos who can't actually speak another language then. Because if you could speak French, Italian or Spanish, you'd know how wrong you are.

every one of the BE flags posts have been an avatar. the flag is an avatar (he is on a VPN)

>>215034591
aussies is fine because they probably say that anyway
yanks its extremely embarrassing

>>215034637
Here he is the twat! Drinking on your owns you sad bastard?

>>215034618
watch 2 films do a wank go to bed

>>215034650
you broke the avatar rule for years

>>215034640
what is your usual choice of can? I usually go for the 'bourg because it's 5% and tastes alri

is it even possible to drink everyday without being fat

isnt charlie bigham that fella who got shot

>>215034540
you deny migopeng?

>>215034668
what could possibly be the context here

>>215034680
yes

might go shop for cans, might not. already got some nuts and crisps

>>215034664
which films?

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>215034658
I already told you I was starting early. They'll be here.

>>215034680
drink spirits

>>215034677
The Irish Magners, known as Bulmers

>>215034689
how old are you

mousenonce leaving his caravan to spend his friday night getting wasted at glasgows finest nightclubs

/brit/ posters sat in their smelly evil incel lairs drinking lukewarm ribena that has been sat on their desk for 2 days now

>>215034702
I filtered him ages ago, I would have forgotten he exists if it wasn't for posts like these

>>215034702
BE flags?

>>215034689
kys avatarfag

>>215034618
Become a small city bureaucrat in a White American redoubt, ride out the collapse of da west with a decent quality of life and have a family and go huntin and fishin and toss the pigskin with my boys

Drinking one (1) singular can

>>215034705
apparently these will still make you fat :(

To be fair I used to spend my Saturday nights with a few bottles of red wine, loads of snacks, 4chan and Skyrim

Now my gf makes me go to bed with her at like 11pm and I'm lucky if there's a can of beer in the house

mog everyone at the climbing wall by doing it in flip flops (they don't realise its easier)

>>215034739
lush haul x

I just felt an odd sensation in my ringpiece and when I stuck my finger in there to itch it, it was an onion seed from last night's Charlie Bigham chicken tikka masala.

>>215034706
hmm, hadn't pegged you for a cider man

>>215034735
it not enough

need............ beer...............................

>>215034715
me and mousey are going to the counting house for a few early pints, then hitting sauciehall street, then kitty o sheas and finally the cathoose tonight. maybe finished off with a trip to the riverside casino and a brawl with some cunt.

>>215034739
she fit?

>>215034739
clearly got no friends you boring larping bastard
bolg on

tommy need drinky

>>215034783
holy projection, batman

>>215034695
currently watching the good the bad the weird (2008) then I'll be watching a fistful of dollars (1964)

>>215034708
37 or 38

>>215034728
suicide is a sin

>>215034776
i can imagine mousenonce in catty

>>215034763
corrrrr imagine someone kicking your face right in, your nosebone sliding up and stabbing your tiny brain

Tesco finest lasagne in the oven

might move to Glasgow looks like a comfy place to be x

>>215034759
Most of the lads I grew up with drank bud for some reason. I used to get served pints of cider instead

katy giggling at the gherkin

>>215034783
Not true actually I love my mates

Play footy and there's all them lads too

>>215034816
bit rude ;_;

>>215034826

BE flag off VPN

>>215034702
Keep up the good work lad

>>215034519
Why did you follow him in the first place

>>215034810
gets a bad wrap but the tunes are decent and the women actually fun
love winding up the virgin goths in there and taking the piss out them

2026 will see /brit/ usher in a resident DJ

9:08
LA time
Back in the lab and shit

>>215034831
>paki 'za
Can't love them that much

katy looking extra nice today

>>215034831
too oily
not tomatoey enough

I'm ready to go. No one will miss me. My life has been worthless.

newbergington
>>215030491
>>215030491

>>215034842
never been in before
i am an autist and i am afraid of their loud music

>>215034866
youre a permavirgin and nobody will ever love you

just been done

>>215034739
to be honest I'd prefer beers and skyrim 90% of the time

>>215034866
she'll be nowhere near you, again
you're in here with the /brit/dem all night xx

>>215034888
Depression is warping your view of reality

>>215034715
>mousey paying rip-off prices plus tax to drink nasty tasting poison
YIKES

>>215034888
Go do something out of the ordinary then. Buy a one way ticket to Mongolia and ride a horse around

>>215034888
we'll miss you mate x

>>215034896
quite a lot of proper freakazoids in there
you’ll be fine

NEW
>>215034937
>>215034937
>>215034937

NEW

>>215034935
>>215034935
>>215034935

>>215034893
oldbergington

IT KETAMINE NIGHT DE ALD

>>215034831
yummy

>>215034850
got Tim "The Big Dog" Westwood lined up

apparently LTH (definitely was LTH not LH) is an indicator of premenopause in women
is what I learned today outside

>>215034928
i hate horses

>>215034917
surely its the price you are more shocked about and not the fact that mousenonce harms his health?

>>215034888
I’ll miss you :|

don't know which new to use

>>215034955
what is lth

r9k loves making dupe news

>>215034967
Probably, yes