Thread 215033428

happy koturday

>>215033428 (OP)
Too early in my cunt

>>215033468
>It's not caturday yet... IN GERMANY

>>215033468
still a day that ends in y thoughever

>>215033515
>>215033542

cute

emma frost better

dead game lol
that said I would like to lovingly embrace their version of scarlet witch

When you have a jew as your president you have no right to come here just to talk shit like really

not talking bout overwatch doe

elo

craving

>>>215033428 (OP)
I denounce YEHOVAH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham/Judah.

Hail Jupiter-Mars, explicitly & implicitly. Selah.
> And all of that is because I'm done “giving”! Amen, so mote it be.

>>215033832
she like it dark doe

>>215034030
>>215034075
>>215034085

My indo massage girl asked me when I'm going back to Jakarta, unfortunately I have no money. Man I'm so sad. I'm lonely, poor and miserable.

total gato love

>>215034147
'kay hindu

>>215033428 (OP)
It's friday, take your fucking meds

>>215034443
Fuck outta here

timezones exist o algo

215034443
Kys cholo

>>215034347
>>215034249

>>215034582
>>215034347

>>215034172
F

>>215034839
I told her in march that I'm planning on going back in September. Unfortunately it didn't go as planned, but she remembered and messaged me out of the blue.

>>215035094
Now imagine 3 months from now. Would you take the effort to meet her again or just wail in self pity on christmas?

>>215035212
It's very unlikely I will have the money to go visit Indonesia again, I'm in the worst shape of my life. It's game over.

>>215035448
Indonesia is a cheap country doe
Seems like your issues are more than just this massage girl

u horny laokot?

>make breakfast
>eat
>clean
>go to sleep
>wake up
>shower
>get dressed
is this a feasible routine

>>215035564
It's not that cheap, especially not when compared to Hungarian wages.

Yeah, my life is a mess and I have a lot of problems, but loneliness is the worst and by it causes the most problems. A soft indo girl in my arms makes everything much more bearable.

zzz

>>215036017
You can just do things

>>215035311
>husbando anons we pretend to get so drunk and so sleepy during the house warming party with the neighborhood association members,
>and so we went to bed so that the annoying neighborhood association members would "rEAd ThE rOoM" and finally leave,
>and so we pretend to be in deep sleep when they try to wake us up,
>and we expected to hear them go away finally,
>but then we hear something weird in the living room,
>and we get up silently to take a peek through the bedroom door,
>and we were surprised to see /our wife/ completely naked and passionately kissing one of the neighborhood association members while he vigorously fondles her breasts and buttocks.
>We haven't had sex with /our wife/ yet since our recent marriage since we made a promise to only have sex when we are ready for baby making.
>But then as we watched them,
>we swallowed our saliva,
>and we choked on it and uncontrollably coughed,
>and at first they were startled,
>but then /our wife/ smiled and they seem to know we are enjoying the view since we didn't burst out the door immediately and the sound of our cough was stiffled signifying we were hiding and peeping tomming them,
>and our physical and/or spiritual cocks are diamond hard right now.
>How do we respond husbando anons?

>>215036756
Do things like what? Rot away in my room, feeling miserable and lonely?

>>215036961
How old are you?

Go to sleep

>>215036778

Depressingly amazing.

>>215036977
37 brother, I'm an old fart unfortunately.

Jgh from the club
Good night

chudai

kys pedotroon

hai

henlo

pagi pogi

>>215036605
thats why the super genius sicky beautiful girl is sensitive to the cold

Coffee time

>>215037579
35 here
We're still young!

>>215033428 (OP)
koturday

Another koturday already?

>>215046495
Yeah, but I'm only attracted to young girls and I have no money. I have no hope of ever finding love.

JEETS JUST GOT FUCKING DECIMATED.

How does your country view them.

>>215046873
everyday is koturday.

>>215047026
h1b is pointless when eb3 already exists. it's obviously designed for the extreme meritocracy that is already killing america (attracting talents with low wages), and it being abused by chauvinist indians is just the cherry on top

american elites have gone full faustian and the gretchen in this case is the working class native/born americans

>>215047456
O-visa is superior though.

Covfe tiem

getting food
maybe listen to karaoke

Get the fuck in here, Jeets are freaking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZEcDe1Hys

>>215046873
she looks like that zionist chindog bitch who lives in hokkaido

>>215037579
You can just do things old fart
At least your job pays like 10x the minium wage right?
You live on your own right?
Your neighbors love you right?

>>215047717
>>215047591

>>215047026
Stop asian hate
(Yes, including south asians)

How to get big natural titties gf?

I MET MY HIGHSCHOOL FRIEND TODAY ON MY MORNING WALK AND WE HAD A GREAT CHAT BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES WITH HIM WHEN WE GOT HOME AAAHHHH

>>215048061
the harder part is getting a nonfatties one

>>215047995
There's like 2 billion of them and at least 10 million of them hates every country on earth

Jeet fatigue is necessary

we need indians though

>>215047995
it's not really hate hermano
asshole politicians like modi are taking advantage of those systems to dump their problems into first world countries instead of fixing their own
modi loves the remittance money, and fewer disaffected people = less chance of protests
it'd be stupid to not fix the loophole

>>215048061
>find any random 5/10 gf
>give her money for a boob job
>problem solved

just ate oatmeal for dinner

>>215048500
I tried eating oatmeal once when I was on a health food phase, and it was miserable af. I can't imagine being a peasant in medieval europe having to eat that shit every single day.

>>215048608
>I tried eating oatmeal once when I was on a health food phase, and it was miserable af. I can't imagine being a peasant in medieval europe having to eat that shit every single day.
this one is diabetes slop, maple and brown sugar flavor

5 years of desk job gave me chronic constipation, I don't think I will make it past 35

eat more fiber o algo

I hate trans so much. It's not fair I have to rep in my 30s.

Why kobo looks 30

gen z genes o algo

>>215048759
You just forgot to eat fruits

>>215033983
Shouls i play limbuslop or no?

>>215048899
MOGGED

Suddenly sneezing a lot
Does someone talking on my back?
Come out you chud fight me!

^schizophrenia

^tsmt

^ganyang mlei

>>215049284
>anon, your state mandated gf has arrived.

i saw a 3/10 a south korean guy with an 8/10 indonesian girl in my country
how does this happen?

I like 'em ugly

>>215048759
Drink more water o algo

ar du galen

Listen to Mili songs
If you dont like Mili songs high chance you wont like Limbus, Library of Ruina

Indians will go to Malaysia/Thailand/Singapore/China and Korea...

Thoughts on this?

cambo fatigue

Feels good having someone obsessed with me. Love being a rich SEA.

>>215050255
Lol the chinese will gut these stinkers alive
Chinese are haughty mfers and if you cant speak their language you're a 3rd tier citizen

>>215048759
>tkmiz
troon icon now

I smell a Jeet among us.

>>215050255
Even the Third worlders and Asians in developing countries such as SEA and China would bully Indians, though. Most South Koreans do not like dark skinned people. But I I heard that Japs like Indians. You should go to Japan instead of South Korea.

You can't be ashamed of being a weeb if you're good looking

The more you like cute and silly things the more you should strengthen your body and looksmax.

Nothing baffles normoids more than a highly competent person who can enjoy everything they like without fear of judgement, drama, or shame.

>>215050329
how rich are rich seas

me

>>215050854
proof?

>>215050854
this is you

what a brave lady

>>215050970
Why goto USC just for a nursing degree
Might as well just study in Phillipines

>>215051070
wtf nigga.

>>215050854
dm me

wtf

>>215051070
Not chunky enough.

Are you hungry rn?

>>215051199
>Turning Point Pornhub
monks

>>215051168
yea, i'mma cook eggies again

>>215051258
Based, had an omelette with cheese yesterday

they keep playing this commercial on bbc world news and i hate it
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/BkAK/jolie-skin-co-dont-take-water-for-granted

Makan siang gratis

goblok

>>215051318
You stop getting free lunch after high school in Sweden

>scammer left me on read
bruh

>>215051422
>I wouldn't even scam you
Have a cookie

>>215051373
>pic
sex
>>215051467
thanks
>>215051297
cooking shredded potato first

its the weekend
maybe he didnt clock in today

>>215051493
>sex
what
>cooking shredded potato first
Making hash browns?

>>215051318
emang kalo mau makan siang gratis di sekolah, yang bener sekolahnya punya dapur sendiri

orang catering kawinan aja kadang-kadang suka ada yang basi

WTF can Indogs confirm? you guys have Cinaks and Malays.

too many schizos in this general

>>215051545
yea, but i added the entire bag so it didn't cook right
i need carbs to refuel

>>215051584
yeah it's true

>>215051629
add more veggie

>>215051495
me rn

>>215051629
You lift?
>>215051656
Never

was it imessage laokot?
you shouldve spammed it with gore GEEEG

>>215051711
i was waging, sometimes i think i'm not eating enough

>>215051756
You underweight?

Not eating enough is feminine

his body his choice chud

>>215051656
I need a wife like her

Being fat is wrong

whats that?
fried brownies o algo?

flip fatigue

>>215051907
Kladdkaka (swedish chocolate cake-ish) and tosca (shredded coconut, cream & syrup)

what should be the capital of asean?

Nusantara

post beef or pork recipe ideas

Hnnng

stop cranking your hog

>>215051976
it's always been chinkapore, ever since the opium war.

>>215051976
Singapore

haram

>>215050537
Akshit, go back to /Bharat/

>>215051032
For an indog, even liberal art degree is worth gold as long as it comes from a white man country.

>>215052097
pls dont

covfefe tiem

>>215051032
thats uya kuya's daughter. she grew up in the states when uya kuya lived there

I've stopped drinking caffeine, honestly started feeling better after about a month without caffeine.

what did you have for lunch /asean/

>>215050970
Women doesn't know what they want
Dumb bitch gak bapak gak anak sama aja

ITS DOGDAY NIGGA

>>215052243
one indomie + 3 eggs + 2 karaage + 2 chicken wings + 2 chicken sausage + half a bowl of baby spinach + 2 glasses of coffee

>>215052243
Sayur Asem+Tempe Goreng+Es The

mac and cheese

>>215052243
chimkin numget

>>215052243
grilled chicken and coke zero

>>215048899
Right >>>> left

your right or their right?

https://www.tiktok.com/@sbsnews_au/video/7551676062862806288
Wtf I love chinese now

The chindo one ofc

why did kusno want an independent borneo state again? was there any foul play with the annexation of sabah and serawak? even if there was, they're now better off being part of malaysia anyway
if they were independent they'd have become like laos now

>Sara Duterte being pinned last year
>now tables have turned and Romualdez and Zaldy Co is being bombarded by corruption allegations

Who won
Who lost

mau pacar chindo donkkkk

engas ngab?

seneng amat ngomongin politik, mending ngomongin memek

nn,,,.sdh

ggnn hhhhhgnnnh

nnn

weirdos

Tonight
I'm gonna have myself
a real good time

it's so hard to look for hookers for walk
fml im really horny

Mental how Calvinists shaped Indonesia, from its laws (example: civil marriage) and bureaucracy to religious freedom and the work ethic (even this mindset was taught during school Sunday service) among the rich. Even Lutherans, Anglicans, and Methodists were "Calvinized

ngl this really broke my heart

pussy

TIL some Indonesian slang words such as "sepong" and "capcus" came from faggot and troon (lgbt) community

ganern?

>>215052243
A full plate of hot steamed rice with chicken gulai bought from Warung Padang

>>215052243
Opor ayam

The solution for ALL of your life's problem was already discovered 10 months ago but in your ignorance and avoidance you told yourself "It can't actually be that easy" so in your misery you choose to clamor in self-pity for days on end.

>>215033428 (OP)
pinoybro you joining the rallies tomorrow?

kys pedochud

*bounces on you*

>>215052788
a ton of our modern slang comes from the f&g (faggot & troon) community, too. they seem to have a real gift for inventing new slangs.

i lack vitamin c in my country

>>215053083
told you to add more veggies.

Ok. My interpals account got banned. I made a facebook but idk how to use it.

How the fuck do I find a thick thigh, Christian pinay GF who just wants a simple life?

>>215053083
>>215053122
>>215053166
eat some citrus fruits

>>215053122
seems filtered

>Trump bans H-1B
>Jobs move to West-aligned SEA countries like Malaysia, Singapore, Philippines, and Thailand
>SEA will be the destination for immigrant workers

namaste

>>215053188
>>215053204
all tiktok-thot do be like that.

Nothing wrong with calvinist

Can we checkout steam games with QRIS? Because I hate having to redeem sir steam wallet gift code everytime I want to buy some slop in there

>>215049468
As long as you're a South Korean, you'll drown in pussy.

Dana used to work
Maybe now QRIS works too

>>215033515
>>215033541
Yes
Happy koturday

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hnTV9XanvJc
Wtf I love China now!

>>215048759
>had lunch at dad's house
>oh hey it seems like soon there will be a huge bald spot on the back of your head son
>must be genes from your mother's side
I should just quit life and join a monastery at this point

Bangga jadi cina

>she posted insta stories where she held hand with a guy
bros...

why u still up laokot?

>page 10
>only 6pm
grim

Are we getting a happening with tomorrow's protest

all you'll get is "who?"

whomst?

seabros, i want to make someone disappear from my pic, what ai website should i use?

Malmingan ngga ngajak fujo

>>215057597
Use Clean Up on iphone photos

itoddler fatigue

also i think some top end models of chinaphones have that AI feature too o algo

open google photos
some accounts have the ability to delete or edit certain part of the photo using AI

TRVKE >>215054416

ordered four fried chicken burgers in advance
gonna pick it up later at 9

>>215057597
You could use Google Photos, but you have to upload them to the cloud first

ngentod fatigue

Total Bucky Death, s'il vous plaît

>>215057129
lolno
flips are too chickenshit to enact political violence against enemies

how many seconds did you last?

>>215058422
are you gonna eat them all by yourself?

someone post the graph

two for dinner
one for midnight snack
one for 3am snack

not that one

>>215058610
fatfuck

I love Philippines and its people.

>>215057129
>Tommorow's protest
>it'll just be a mixture of "bring back tatay home", "resign marcos", "opposition" and other groups that are doing their own thing without any kind of unity
I wished i saved an image of wojak nothing happens.

How to find legal lolis?

>>215059451
Will there be another smith pit protester?

>>215059620
It's okay, she's a 25 yo mother of one child according to the caption.
Why makes her probably than the majority of this general.

kys chomo

FUJOBROWNCHUD BTFO

My flagship android phone is already 3.5 years old. I should change it to Iphone

Accidentally caught stroking my cock on livestream (ASMR) (strap-on)

I got really horny while livestreaming and decide to 'sneakily' stroke my cock under my desk... just out of view of the viewers. I got so worked up that I hastily ended the stream so that I could cum... but it turns out I didn't actually turn the stream off, unknowingly exposing my cock to all my viewers

I've gotten a LOT of requests to do more strap-on content so I hope you guys enjoy this one <3 especially with the under the desk camera ;) I just know some of you will go crazy fantasising about sucking my cock from under my desk. I should also mention that the strap-on was unexpectedly rubbing into my clit the entire time while filming this so it actually did feel really good lol

the stall called and asked if they could start cooking my order now

weirdo

Take care of your femboys.

chinay > chindog

>>215060541
lol, lmao even

even our black women are prettier than papuans

>>215060411
Don't buy the iPhone Air

Even flip's """""cinay""""" looks fucking brown as fuck LMAO

its called a tan chud

Don't talk to me

new/baru/bago
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>>215060671
>>215060671

all cinak are the same
go back to xinjiang

can we hit image limit?

>>215060411
The base iPhone 17 is so OP
120hz OLED 256gb for $799 is a damn steal

is everyone here using an apple device?

7 more

the least product I'll buy from Apple is iPad for productivity

>>215060890
Asian girls are the meaning of life. You can't suffer in Asia.

>2017 macbook for work
>linux desktop for everyday use
>200$ android phone for chatting
this is the way

New early bago maybe?

>>215060982
Bake it

Wait for it

>>215060721
PEDOTROON KYS

bago here
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>>215060671

>pedo tranime bago
No thanks nigga like kys

i thought u like shupos doe

Fuck off i don't understand your tranimespeak

>>215060982
Cepet buat bang
Gw muak sama si pinoy ngentot ini

Baking VMX OP

>>215061138
Based me phull sapport saaarrrrr

WE ALREADY HAVE BAGO CHUDS
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>>215060671

(T)ITS UP
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>>215061206

WERE HERE
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>>215061229
>no /asean/ flag
NOT MY BAGO
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>>215061219
BASE BASED BASED

WERE HERE BTW
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Not image limited yet!

i got last image and thats the only thing that matters

>>215061426
Cope
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