Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:18:10 PM
No.215034262
/CUM/ - CANADA USA MEXICO
mr. penis edition
wait what the HAIL that girl is ASIAN!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:20:41 PM
No.215034350
im not ready
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:20:55 PM
No.215034358
>>215034301
>>215034318
minimod cancer and his posts should be banned because its off-topic and impersonating 4chan staff
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:21:38 PM
No.215034385
>>215034436
>>215034579
>>215034337
>wifi only active 7am to 9pm
lmao what the fuck
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:21:58 PM
No.215034401
>>215034327
Japs are Honorary Whites confirmed
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:22:48 PM
No.215034424
J A S O N
A
S
O
N
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:22:53 PM
No.215034432
>>215037349
>>215034327
hominid brosโฆ we canโt competeโฆ
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:22:58 PM
No.215034436
>>215034470
>>215034385
sounds like poorfag college
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:23:10 PM
No.215034444
>>215034501
>>215034327
Im so tired of women brit bro...
>>>/gif/29483852
>>>/gif/29483852
>>>/gif/29483852
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:23:48 PM
No.215034463
tfw no big titty rich popstar gf
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:23:57 PM
No.215034470
>>215034544
>>215034436
but I don't even understand the benefit to turning it off between 9pm and 7am, it's not like a race car that needs to cool down and be rebuilt after running for a while
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:24:25 PM
No.215034488
>>215034539
>>215034894
women be lusting after that Big Rover Cock and you're over here practically STUPID
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:24:58 PM
No.215034501
>>215034444
>Amazon uniform in tranny colours
what the sigma
>first day on college campus
>wear a shirt with cats on it
>lots of women start talking to me out of nowhere
>all of them, and i genuinely mean all of them started with word for word exact same sentence: "I like your shirt"
>a girl at the campus help even flirted and switched to the Low Tone Voice(tm)
I've unironically found an IRL cheat code
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:25:51 PM
No.215034539
>>215034488
Brit bro jav plot was real ?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:26:08 PM
No.215034544
>>215034626
>>215034470
Video and vidya games do strain wifi pretty hard which is why most colleges have hardwire connections in dorms. 9pm more likely to see non school uses is my only guess
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:26:25 PM
No.215034550
>>215034620
Crazy how we're just living through the 1920s again, minus all the fun cool stuff
>Rising nativism and anti immigrant laws due to new waves of immigration
>Booming market due to laissez faire policies
>Increase in extremist political violence from anarchists targeting politicians
>Consumerism
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:27:23 PM
No.215034579
>>215034614
>>215034385
I forgot the funniest part, NO WIFI ON SUNDAY! AMEN!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:27:23 PM
No.215034580
>>215034791
>barber for half a decade retired
>knew how to cut my hair perfectly
>cant find a good replacement
I'm looking at older photos of myself and my hair looked so fucking good bros
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:27:26 PM
No.215034581
>>215034528
They just think you're a fag, and women like fags as platonic friends
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:27:42 PM
No.215034597
>>215034528
youโre just handsome bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:28:13 PM
No.215034614
>>215034579
your fault for going to a religious school
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:28:19 PM
No.215034616
I stopped drinking how come I havenโt lost weight?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:28:23 PM
No.215034620
>>215037410
>>215034550
I am LITERALLY the Great Gatsby.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:28:36 PM
No.215034626
>>215034699
>>215034760
>>215034544
OK so then the WiFi just gets slower after 9pm, still better than shutting it off entirely. sounds like some boomer is running their IT department.
>gotta shut it off overnight
>so we can cool down the tubes
>and clean em up
>they get all jammed up with data bits and mega surges during the day
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:28:48 PM
No.215034633
>>215034778
Tried to unscrew the bathtub drain lid but it's stuck
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:29:35 PM
No.215034657
>>215034933
Have to leave for work in 45 minutes
Please God increase the speed of my heart and cause it to explode, or send one of your angels down to crash into my car on my commute
Please Lord I know I haven't been the best, but just this one thing and I will be loyal
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:30:43 PM
No.215034699
>>215034626
no because if the wifi is just off after 9 then they don't have to do anything about it.
if it's on after 9 they have to take calls for why the wifi keeps crashing because it's overloaded and the only fix is to upgrade it which costs money
and he goes to poorfag college
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:32:35 PM
No.215034760
>>215034626
Honestly it sounds like they dont want antisocials who video game all day while they fail a quarter. And they don't want people losing GALLONS to """excessive recreation""" at 3am. That is so as to day they don't want loud people at night. Even though it's already a rule. I dunno bro, I'll see if I can get a router.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:33:18 PM
No.215034778
>>215034912
>>215034633
twist it harder it'll come out, probably just gunk in there from all the hair, skin, feces, and loads you dumped
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:33:43 PM
No.215034791
>>215034853
>>215034924
>>215034580
Find a dominican, they are good at cutting hair
I was helping some random lady over the phone and she said my voice sounded handsome.
Little does she know I'm a 4/10 at best.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:35:40 PM
No.215034853
>>215034924
>>215034791
Yeah, get that Oblivion fade
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:36:24 PM
No.215034879
>>215034804
she's probably an uggo herself, don't feel too bad
with any luck you can meet up and have a 4/10 fuck sesh, that's 8/10 if you think about it.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:36:25 PM
No.215034880
look at the state of ya!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:36:44 PM
No.215034894
>>215034929
>>215034327
>>215034488
I had a butter dog fetish for a little while
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:36:47 PM
No.215034898
>>215034804
My voice sounds super deep, and women have told me it's sexy,
but it's actually from years of breathing in smoke in kitchens & other shitty work environments
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:37:15 PM
No.215034912
>>215034959
>>215034778
I tried a little. Don't want to strip the head though
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:37:46 PM
No.215034924
>>215034791
Yeah ok let's just go to every barber shop in town and ask if they have a Dominican working there
>>215034853
XD
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:37:57 PM
No.215034929
>>215034970
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:38:03 PM
No.215034933
>>215034657
You could always kys or crash your car purposely
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:38:34 PM
No.215034959
>>215034977
>>215034912
why do you need to remove it anyways? is the drain clogged/backing up?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:38:53 PM
No.215034970
>>215034929
Women putting butter/peanut butter on their pussy and you know
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:39:02 PM
No.215034976
>>215034804
I dunno how you turned a woman's compliment into a sad post. NGMI energy...
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:39:03 PM
No.215034977
>>215035067
>>215034959
A little yeah. It's draining more slowly.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:39:11 PM
No.215034984
>>215035054
I refuse to die until i have Julia Garner as my gf
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:40:10 PM
No.215035017
>>215035063
>>215035079
what are you guys doing for charlie kirk day?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:40:23 PM
No.215035025
>>215035108
>>215034804
Do this brit bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:40:50 PM
No.215035044
>older black lady called me sugar
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:41:05 PM
No.215035054
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:41:21 PM
No.215035063
>>215035135
>>215035017
is that today? i didnโt even order the cake FUCK
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:41:28 PM
No.215035067
>>215034977
if it's jammed just get some of the heavy duty Drano or Liquid Plumber (get the gel type, not the watery stuff)
in my experience it works pretty well, saved me from having to dismantle pipes when i bought my house and the previous residents had filled the bathtub drain with hair and fucking LEGO parts
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:41:34 PM
No.215035071
>>215035121
france looks so comfy
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:41:48 PM
No.215035079
>>215035017
This brit bro !
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:42:42 PM
No.215035108
>>215035132
>>215035168
>>215035025
That's messed up, fk. I don't like seeing creatures in pain
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:42:54 PM
No.215035121
>>215035153
>>215035199
>>215035071
Internet is down in france brit bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:43:18 PM
No.215035132
>>215035153
>>215035108
thatโs not fk
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:43:23 PM
No.215035135
>>215035063
October 14, his birthday. Congress officially recognized it today
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:43:42 PM
No.215035148
Zuck is such an ass
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:43:54 PM
No.215035153
>>215035246
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:44:07 PM
No.215035164
>>215035206
>>215035335
Im just an oblivion NPC. I'm not the main character and I'm not even marked as an essential npc
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:44:11 PM
No.215035168
>>215035108
What about that one brit bro ?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:44:49 PM
No.215035199
>>215035121
AYYYYYY DIIIOOOOSSSSS MMMIIIIOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:44:57 PM
No.215035203
>>215035354
Why won't FedEx hire me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:45:05 PM
No.215035206
>>215035164
I don't know you and I don't know not wish to know you
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:45:29 PM
No.215035222
If Charlie Kirks birthday is a holiday, then so should George Floyds
We need more holidays for grifters and fent addicts
It's the spirit of america
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:45:36 PM
No.215035226
>>215035310
Why aren't you guys complaining about jeets?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:46:01 PM
No.215035246
>>215035153
no this guy is french (brown). heโs helplessly porn brained even beyond fk levels. he used to post on /heem/
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:46:34 PM
No.215035258
>>215035343
The queen of brit land
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:46:39 PM
No.215035263
Destiny tried to hold a Charlie Kirk style event in a college campus and kept getting called a cuck and faggot by the audience
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:47:19 PM
No.215035290
>>215035361
Fart on my nuts when we fuck
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:47:37 PM
No.215035310
>>215035226
Brit bro. What about n word fatigue
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:48:30 PM
No.215035335
>>215035164
at least you'd get to live in a cool fantasy world if that were so
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:48:43 PM
No.215035343
>>215035400
>>215035258
Her face looks crazy bogged like I'm looking at some kind of alien shape shifter
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:48:54 PM
No.215035354
>>215035388
>>215035203
For the warehouse? I knew a few people who worked there. Good pay for the time but none of them last long there. Granted that was a decade ago and we were lazy 18/19 year olds
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:49:03 PM
No.215035361
>>215035290
Not emma watson brit bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:49:45 PM
No.215035388
>>215035354
Yeah I'm not lazy and the work is only 6 hour shifts. Did the same thing for amazon for 10 hours shifts and couldn't handle it, but 6 hours should be very doable
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:50:07 PM
No.215035400
>>215035343
I saw her piss scene brit bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:50:14 PM
No.215035404
what do i have to do to get these creditors to stop calling me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:51:41 PM
No.215035463
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 7:52:25 PM
No.215035487
>>215035542
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:52:28 PM
No.215035489
>>215035425
Brit bro just listen alan watts joker session.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:52:34 PM
No.215035490
>>215035590
Obama betrayed Gaddafi
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:52:44 PM
No.215035497
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:53:37 PM
No.215035524
>>215036259
Internet is down in France brit bro.
Its over
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:54:03 PM
No.215035542
>>215036128
>>215035487
You look like the Albanian faggot I know in real life if you are the one with glasses.
Last year I broke up with my ex because I found out she was sleeping with her boss.
We all work for the same company and I didn't say anything at first because her boss was a favorite of the regional.
Should I report them now that we have a new regional?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:55:05 PM
No.215035579
Anybody here /cuckold/
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:55:18 PM
No.215035586
>>215035688
>>215035543
Don't report it.
His ass might come to you if he finds out.
Talking from semi personal experience.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:55:25 PM
No.215035590
>>215035490
Gaddafi warned us brit bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:56:30 PM
No.215035628
>>215035543
Just rimjob her brit bro
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:56:40 PM
No.215035629
>>215035683
>>215035543
>she was sleeping with her boss.
Happens all the time btw
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:58:02 PM
No.215035679
Whe the mother fucking fuck should I have for din din today mother fuckers?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:58:04 PM
No.215035683
>>215035629
How to fix women brit zeub.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:58:11 PM
No.215035686
>>215035722
i'm thinking of ditching android for ios. it's a pain in the ass being locked out of certain apps/features/devices that only support iphones.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:58:12 PM
No.215035688
>>215035812
>>215035586
Like hell come looking for me?
I know he's a narcissist with a gun.
Idk if he'll go psycho.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 7:59:10 PM
No.215035722
>>215035686
Too expensive
About to cop a 200 dollar Motorola
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:01:15 PM
No.215035805
>>214961878
this is going to be replacing the messages whenever they are doing it - they are currently doing it in the thread
their spam (which completely derails the thread and makes it unusable for everyone else) - is just to annoy me. the entire thread, for replies from one person. I dont think this should be allowed. furthermore, that when they think they have been filtered, they turn off the VPN (Belgian flag) to get posts on my screen again. this shouldnt be allowed
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:01:24 PM
No.215035812
>>215035688
>Idk if he'll go psycho.
He will.
Even worse if he's into guns.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:01:56 PM
No.215035830
I was doing some work in an office and a sexy secretary said "and you figure this side of me?" And my heart skipped a beat because it was just me and her and I thought she said "I want your fingers inside of me."
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:04:21 PM
No.215035910
N
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:05:40 PM
No.215035958
>>215035988
>>215036063
reckon every thing will turn out alright in the end or at least neutral, if not we live in an evil world which doesn't make sense why it would exist
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:06:29 PM
No.215035988
>>215036011
>>215036277
>>215035958
You sound like a droopy eyed stoner
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:07:11 PM
No.215036011
>>215035988
i can be from time to time
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:08:22 PM
No.215036057
*burps loudly before eating sushi off of your naked body*
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:08:30 PM
No.215036063
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 8:09:23 PM
No.215036100
>>215036124
>>215036128
>>215036448
>>215034727
give me attention you guys i just doxxed myself
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:10:08 PM
No.215036121
wtf is happening here?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:10:12 PM
No.215036124
>>215036100
honestly this is just sad
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:10:16 PM
No.215036128
>>215036198
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:10:21 PM
No.215036135
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:10:33 PM
No.215036143
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:10:57 PM
No.215036154
dogberg is hacking up a lung, hope he's ok
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:12:27 PM
No.215036198
>>215036128
CANADA IN 2025
>>>/gif/29485422
>>>/gif/29485422
>>>/gif/29485422
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:14:00 PM
No.215036257
>>215036289
Why is it that every time we get a new thirdie they're obsessed with linking to porn in /gif/?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:14:04 PM
No.215036259
>>215035524
Tried? Bitch is so dumb. Rape correction is needed!!!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:14:37 PM
No.215036277
>>215035988
I am going to do weed and then do gay stuff this weekend, I haven't done it in like nearly a year
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:14:57 PM
No.215036289
>>215036257
isnt he a vpnfag?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:15:22 PM
No.215036305
>>215036361
>>215036368
My dad once told me he dated this very sheltered girl who didn't know what dinosaurs were, so he told her to go to the pet store and ask to see the dinosaurs. He said she came back fuming mad.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:16:56 PM
No.215036361
>>215036518
>>215036305
You will never be a true incel
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:17:09 PM
No.215036368
>>215036804
>>215036827
>>215036305
birbs are descendants of dinos tho
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:17:33 PM
No.215036377
215036277
Don't you me again thanks
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:18:59 PM
No.215036446
I had a dream that I asked my ex if anyone has ever raped her and she ran off screaming
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:19:01 PM
No.215036447
I hear the acorns smashing down on my neighborโs car. Hope that faggot likes my oak tree
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:19:02 PM
No.215036448
>>215036100
No wonder you hate Jason when he MOGS you
Should I get chicken, lamb or goat biryani
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:21:40 PM
No.215036518
>>215036549
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:21:51 PM
No.215036525
>>215036546
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:22:23 PM
No.215036546
>>215036568
>>215036525
You really think I'll make a thread just to ask a basic question
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:22:26 PM
No.215036549
>>215036518
Not with a Chad dad no you ain't
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:22:54 PM
No.215036568
>>215036612
>>215036546
Go to >>>/ck/
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:23:21 PM
No.215036583
>The average American household owes $10,000 in credit card debt, $58,957 in student loan debt, $241,840 in mortgage debt and $22,612 in auto loans
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:23:46 PM
No.215036596
>>215036612
>>215036674
>>215036479
chicken, maybe goat if youโre feeling cheeky
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:24:16 PM
No.215036612
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:25:32 PM
No.215036653
Can't believe America is supporting an on going genocide
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:25:41 PM
No.215036659
Time to stink this shit up
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:26:15 PM
No.215036674
Remembering when I tried to get with the artistic art girl at work who ended up trooning out
Not my proudest moment
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:28:13 PM
No.215036748
>>215036777
Girls dont troon out
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:28:13 PM
No.215036749
>>215036861
>>215036862
I remember when I broke up with this one girl I considered burning her house down to kill her cause I was paranoid she would false accuse me of rape
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:29:00 PM
No.215036767
>>215036680
>Gets hit on by incel
>Goes insane
Women right lol
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:29:14 PM
No.215036777
>>215036748
She started taking test and wants to be a manโs she even has facial hair now. Completely ruined
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:29:32 PM
No.215036790
>>215036822
>>215036892
>>215036479
the fuck is a biryani?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:29:46 PM
No.215036797
>>215036832
>>215036680
She became an FTM?
Which state you in?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:30:05 PM
No.215036804
>>215036368
Theyโre descendants of dinosaurs like were descendants of apes
Theyโre avian dinosaurs
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:30:42 PM
No.215036822
>>215036790
Indian rice dish with chunks of meat and sometimes vegetables
It's nice comfort food but stupidly complicated to make for what it is
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:30:47 PM
No.215036827
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:30:51 PM
No.215036832
>>215036797
Northern Illinois, we are in a red county THOUGH
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 8:31:02 PM
No.215036837
>>215036915
>>215036917
>>215036947
at my only friend's home. we're gonna play cards and listen to music
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:31:34 PM
No.215036861
>>215036951
>>215036749
what the fuck?
like, actually planning this murder out or just normal contemplation of the void
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:31:37 PM
No.215036862
>>215036951
>>215036749
I'm still paranoid by the guy who assaulted me on may, 18, 2025.
That faggot beat up his own gf one month and one week later after I got assaulted.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:32:33 PM
No.215036887
>>215036904
I wonder what percentage of schizo delusions are true
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:32:37 PM
No.215036892
>>215036790
Piss and shit with turmeric and chilli powder with rice and piss shit chicken
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:33:10 PM
No.215036904
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:33:38 PM
No.215036915
>>215036837
My dad said I don't need friends.
He's right.
T. Only child
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:33:39 PM
No.215036916
>>215036680
Reminds me of the time I came onto my friend in college who was very obviously a lesbian (she wasn't butch or anything but just the way she was, if you knew her you could just tell) and she was like "uhmm ya nooo". I hadn't ever seriously considered it but by that point I was just desperate for connection with someone. It was a school in new mexico and everyone I knew there was simply vile for one reason or another
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:33:40 PM
No.215036917
>>215036837
You could be getting mommy pussy right now if you had followed my advice at the beach.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:34:10 PM
No.215036937
I wonder what percentage of /cum/mers know I live in their walls
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:34:39 PM
No.215036947
>>215037033
>>215036837
you said you have no friends
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:34:43 PM
No.215036951
>>215037025
>>215037079
>>215036861
I had an outline of a plan but I thankfully never did anything to orchestrate it. This was around the time shortly after the Johnny Depp trial and I was reading other stuff on false rape accusations so I was very paranoid about that kinda stuff.
>>215036862
Do you have any weapons?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:35:31 PM
No.215036975
Sar please help me I am fucking Indian
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 8:36:12 PM
No.215036995
to me the most important thing is god. i'm the second most important thing to myself
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:36:22 PM
No.215037000
Misread my work schedule and almost came into a day I didnโt have to
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:36:53 PM
No.215037025
>>215037068
>>215036951
VERY wise decision to not go through with it. Iโm proud of you
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 8:37:14 PM
No.215037033
>>215037092
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:38:25 PM
No.215037068
>>215037176
>>215037025
Iโm neurotic enough to always be thinking about this stuff but my frontal lobe is developed enough to not act out on them
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:38:56 PM
No.215037079
>>215036951
I might have the biggest ego ever but the only time a girl would false rape allegation you is if she's broke/been raped before/has a handler aka pimp
If she hasn't been raped
If she isn't a fatherless broke retard
If she doesn't have a pimp
You are good to go.
I got kidnapped by two prostitutes.
>Do you have any weapons?
Yeah if they break into my house I have kitchen knives.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:39:13 PM
No.215037092
>>215037147
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:40:30 PM
No.215037139
>>215037230
One time I smoked weed after getting a handjob from a Chinese prostitute and had a really bad trip imagining if she reported me for rape
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:40:35 PM
No.215037142
If I grew up without the internet I wouldnโt be such a cringe autist
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 8:40:37 PM
No.215037147
>>215037169
>>215037092
because my only friend lives 500km away from me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:41:13 PM
No.215037169
>>215037502
>>215037147
but you do have a friend
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:41:30 PM
No.215037176
>>215037068
You should have burned the hosuse down either way. I was actively trying to hunt the guy down who assaulted me.
He magically shows up 1 month and 1 week later after I got assaulted. He was too pussy to come fight me like a man.
This is why I don't trust men with girlfriends. It turns you into a pussy.
>going to visit a big extended family event in the midwest
>already know everyone is going to be raging about the left because of Kirk getting shot
>probably gonna ask me for my opinion
im not even a leftie but I know this is gonna be exhausting bros
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:42:32 PM
No.215037211
Parked outside my workplace. 9 hours of pure suffering await me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:43:00 PM
No.215037230
>>215037139
That was me from ages 19 to 24.
I'm currently 25 and stopped going to strip clubs and Asian whorehouses.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:43:35 PM
No.215037250
>>215037200
What kind of event
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:43:41 PM
No.215037255
>schizojeet spam
grim
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:43:47 PM
No.215037257
>>215037329
>>215037200
I volunteer at a local nature reserve and a Japanese immigrant started talking about the Charlie Kirk thing, and I had no idea how to respond
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:43:55 PM
No.215037265
>>215037442
>>215037200
Just shake your head and say "world's gone mad" or "I wish his family well."
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:44:33 PM
No.215037289
I hate Muslims so much, you wouldn't believe how much
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:44:48 PM
No.215037303
>>215037357
Every time a woman says she has a daughter, I ask her age to see if I got a chance
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:45:34 PM
No.215037329
>>215037257
I would've just said WHO?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:46:23 PM
No.215037349
>>215034432
Huh? I thought East Asians still count as hominids
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:46:29 PM
No.215037353
>>215037200
Just say he deserved it, then you'll never be invited to an event again.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:46:34 PM
No.215037357
>>215037303
If there's grass on the field, play ball
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:47:28 PM
No.215037380
>>215034528
What is Low Tone Voice(tm)
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:48:18 PM
No.215037401
>>215037200
Remind them he was a radical zionist and supported brown mass immigration for capitalism.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:48:29 PM
No.215037408
>>215037200
>nah, didnโt hear about it. charlie who?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:48:30 PM
No.215037410
>>215034620
The Raped Gapesby
I just tell people I have ptsd from my service in Iraq so I'd rather not discuss Charlie Kirk
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:49:13 PM
No.215037427
Anyone who owns ferrets or rabbits smells like shit
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:49:40 PM
No.215037441
>>215037417
VGH the ZOGbot gambitโฆ
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:49:41 PM
No.215037442
>>215037669
>>215037265
Even the smallest hint that I'm not a leftist and I know they'll start prying further.
>Its terrible his family had to see that. We need to deport/arrest/impeach ALL democrats and take our country back
>Worlds gone mad thanks tonthose damn liberals. We need to hunt them down and get revenge.
I hate politics so much. I just wanna talk about fishing or something.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:50:23 PM
No.215037461
>>215037496
c'est comme ca
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:50:26 PM
No.215037463
>>215037510
god has cursed me o algo
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:50:44 PM
No.215037478
>>215037648
Adolphus Busch the founder of Anheuser-Busch had 21 older brothers
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:51:10 PM
No.215037488
>>215037417
I sucked Iraqi tits and Ukrainian tits.
I love refugee tits.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:51:24 PM
No.215037496
>>215037461
รฉmoji de tรฉlรฉcopieur
goat of the /cum/gen
!2qXj5QwDyQ
9/19/2025, 8:51:35 PM
No.215037502
>>215037169
but he lives 500km away from me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:51:43 PM
No.215037507
Literally me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:51:51 PM
No.215037510
>>215037463
stop feeling sorry for yourself or something
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:51:55 PM
No.215037518
>>215037417
I tell people I have ptsd from my service in Gaza, that changes the subject quickly
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:52:05 PM
No.215037528
The best way to avoid talking about kirk is to pretend you're mentally retarded.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:52:26 PM
No.215037536
Democracy was a mistake (even if itโs just illusory). The retarded, unwashed masses shouldnโt have to worry their pretty little heads with such matters.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:52:28 PM
No.215037538
>>215037614
If amazon didn't have stock why did they let me buy it? Why didn't I read? Now I have to wait who knows how much time ffs.
Where where you when Charles Kirkstein died
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:53:37 PM
No.215037571
REALLY sick of tradlarp puriteen fifth columnists
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:53:44 PM
No.215037577
>>215037636
I should have bought Tesla stock in 2008
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:55:00 PM
No.215037614
>>215037668
>>215037538
>pic
is the creature evolving into a man or is the man frustrated because he created the comic?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:55:11 PM
No.215037617
>>215037569
I happened to be checking the news at the exact moment that the story broke. I didnโt quite watch it live, but like seconds later
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:55:34 PM
No.215037627
>>215037569
overheard my coworkers talking about it, so I checked the /pol/ sticky when I got home and kek'd at some of the comments
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:56:01 PM
No.215037636
>>215037698
>>215037577
In 20 years, you will be wishing you had bought Tesla stock today. It is always a good time to give your money to the juice!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:56:09 PM
No.215037639
>>215037569
someone posted it on /int/ so i saw him get shot before i actually heard anyone say it
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:56:13 PM
No.215037641
>>215037569
I learned about it on kiwifarms
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:56:30 PM
No.215037648
>>215037478
The last kid probably walked out of the womb on his own holy shit
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:57:01 PM
No.215037668
>>215037614
You are clueless!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:57:02 PM
No.215037669
>>215037442
Then tell them
>I'm not really political
Or sit with the women and kids or something
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:57:31 PM
No.215037688
>>215037788
>>215037961
I'm sorry you had to go through a circumcision fren
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:57:39 PM
No.215037698
>>215037636
I used to have 4000 XRP
I used to have $4000 CAD in TSLA stock.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 8:59:18 PM
No.215037743
>>215037818
>read people saying that the kirk video is the most disgusting thing they've ever watched
>watch it expecting his head to explode
disappointing desu
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:01:01 PM
No.215037788
>>215037688
i have never gone through a circumcision though
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:01:43 PM
No.215037818
>>215037885
>>215037743
the jfk video is much worse
jackie even got his husband's brain matter all over her
kirk was just drained from the neck like an animal
rather clean in peaceful
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:02:55 PM
No.215037867
>>215037926
I hold anarcho-primitivist beliefs, but thatโs a lot to explain to someone so whenever politics is brought up I just say Iโm apolitical
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:03:33 PM
No.215037885
>>215037986
>>215037818
I think JFK isn't as bad for a lot of people since it's at a distance and fairly grainy. Kirk was HD and pretty up close.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:03:57 PM
No.215037902
>>215038043
The UUUU share I bought some weeks ago for 12 dollars is now worth a whooping 15 dollars. I only need to do the same a couple of thousands of times, and I will be rich.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:04:36 PM
No.215037924
>>215037996
>>215038014
>Ted Kaczynski was right but I would never ever stop using the internet 18 hours a day
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:04:40 PM
No.215037926
>>215037867
pandora's box has been opened, there's no going back for us, maybe future humans will be forced to by apocalyptic conditions but we'll never be them
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:05:47 PM
No.215037961
>>215037688
My vaxxed friend is circumcised, his family isn't even jew or muslim. He's a swedish german man who believes not having foreskin is for "cleaning purposes" or "aesthetics". I have to cut him out of my life soon, he's a liability
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:06:05 PM
No.215037972
actually we're headed towards 1984 o algo
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:06:43 PM
No.215037986
>>215037885
well if that's the scale then I get it
but personally I think it was very clean and an easy death
but I've seen a lot of gore on the internet so whatever
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:06:58 PM
No.215037996
>>215037924
>mfw bought into LEU over a year ago
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:07:30 PM
No.215038014
>>215037924
If a drug addict says drugs are bad, just because heโs addicted to it doesnโt make his statement any less true. But I should use the internet less
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:07:33 PM
No.215038017
>>215038068
>>215038128
why didn't Kirk's stage security try to stop the bleeding?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:07:42 PM
No.215038025
Pittsburgh is the first city I've been to where I saw a lot of MAGA signs, shirts and hats
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:08:14 PM
No.215038034
Kirk was slaughtered the Kosher way.
I guess it must be a sign from G-d.
To signify that he's the sacrificial lamb.
He was the Messiah all along and none of us recognized him.
Again.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:08:24 PM
No.215038041
whats the point of talking to girls when they all took the vax
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:08:31 PM
No.215038043
>>215038621
>>215037902
I saw a bitcoin ATM the other day and it made me seethe how much I missed out
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:08:33 PM
No.215038046
>>215038073
>>215038077
lol the united states fucking suck
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:08:37 PM
No.215038048
>>215038077
I received a message from the emergency alert system and I was so scared, I thought someone had hacked into my phone.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:09:18 PM
No.215038068
>>215038017
I dont think there's any stopping that level of bleeding. He was likely dead before he even hit the ground anyways.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:09:27 PM
No.215038073
>>215038151
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:09:30 PM
No.215038076
>>215038098
>>215038107
There's a pizza place in my town that calls itself gay pizza and the owner was quoted about moving and he said it's because there's so many drug addicts and homeless around, that's not a very progressive thing to say. Maybe things are changing, even the gay libs have had enough
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:09:31 PM
No.215038077
>>215038151
>>215038172
>>215038046
Is it true Mexico has an orange filter everywhere
>>215038048
Was it just a test?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:10:16 PM
No.215038096
>>215038160
I start my new job next week. So Iโm gonna take a giga-retard dose of edibles this afternoon and try to play my music loud enough that I canโt hear the people fixing my neighbours roof. With any luck, my soul will leave my body and transcend this reality and I wonโt need to go to work on Monday.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:10:18 PM
No.215038098
>>215038076
This is basically me but instead of homeless and drug addicts its Indians and instead of being gay I am based.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:10:30 PM
No.215038107
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:10:48 PM
No.215038116
>owwโฆ
>why did you do that
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:11:04 PM
No.215038128
>>215038017
As the other anon said, he lost so much blood already. And stopping that kind of bleeding without proper medical supplies is difficult. Brain cells die after 3 to 5 minutes of no oxygen. They could hypothetically bring him back to bodily life, but he would probably be brain dead
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:11:31 PM
No.215038143
imagine the adrenaline rush that faggot must have felt jumping off the roof and making his way back to his car or whatever, driving home
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:11:31 PM
No.215038144
i really hate women but i would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER punch them in the mouth
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:11:39 PM
No.215038151
>>215038073
Don't hurt my feelings please!
>>215038077
When it's hot and dry that also happens all over the border states near the west coast of both US and MX
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:11:54 PM
No.215038160
>>215038211
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:12:25 PM
No.215038170
Charlie needed the medic who saved Clint Malarchukโs life. Real ones know.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:12:27 PM
No.215038172
>>215038384
>>215038077
No, it was something about troops at the border, but nothing ever happens.
Will melatonin actually help me sleep? I have a red eye flight and have never slept on a plane before.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:13:32 PM
No.215038211
>>215038313
>>215038160
Itโs an office job. Communications department for an oil & gas company. Pretty fake shit.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:13:50 PM
No.215038219
jeetbros it's over
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:13:55 PM
No.215038226
>>215038200
Yes, but itโs not like itโs going to knock you out. Put the phone away
why is the kirk's killing such a big deal anyway?
wasn't he basically just some podcast bro and a literal nobody?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:14:09 PM
No.215038239
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:14:46 PM
No.215038258
>>215038200
They claim that melatonin helps you stay asleep but not fall asleep. Personally I have done very high dose melatonin (10mg) and I can say that it definitely helps you fall asleep. If you want to be sure take OTC sleeping meds (DPH aka Benadryl) + melatonin.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:15:04 PM
No.215038271
>>215038284
>>215038237
when you're martyred you become a saint
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:15:04 PM
No.215038272
>>215038200
it helps improve sleep quality but itโs not magic
may as well try it
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:15:27 PM
No.215038284
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:16:01 PM
No.215038309
>>215038237
Read up on Horst Wessel.
Not calling them Nazi's, but they're using the same tactic.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:16:05 PM
No.215038313
>>215038337
>>215038211
nice, happy for you
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:16:47 PM
No.215038337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu2Vd1KwoVI
I followed the recipe and it came out perfect. A recipe turning out great occurs very rarely in my life.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:17:57 PM
No.215038383
>>215038237
real talk: itโs just an excuse for trump to deplatform the people who criticize him for a living, and to remove government workers who arenโt loyal to him personally
t. knower
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:17:57 PM
No.215038384
>>215038172
gloria a las plagas!!
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:18:03 PM
No.215038389
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:19:00 PM
No.215038416
>>215038445
>>215038200
Not at all. Try lifting some heavy shit, like squatting 200 pounds a few times, you'll get sleepy after a job well done
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:19:41 PM
No.215038445
>>215038533
>>215038416
what am I supposed to lift on an airplane
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:19:43 PM
No.215038447
Iโm king of the land of kings
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:19:53 PM
No.215038450
Meat, rice and veggies. Really doesn't need to get much more complicated than this
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:20:04 PM
No.215038462
>>215038360
Congrats anon. Iโm jealous, that looks good,
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:20:26 PM
No.215038474
>>215038555
>>215038568
Americans brains would explode if they were unable to use Nazi analogies to understand the world.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:21:55 PM
No.215038533
>>215038445
Big black ladies, obviously?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:22:01 PM
No.215038536
>>215038237
>literal nobody?
He was one of the most popular dudes among the mainstream right
Even my brother who doesn't follow politics at all called me up about him getting assassinated because he knew who he was from youtube videos
Anonymouse
9/19/2025, 9:22:02 PM
No.215038538
215038474
Factually true according to the 1992 Farmers Almanac.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:22:14 PM
No.215038544
I'm always fighting with ngrfgts whenever I go out for a run or incelwalk. Either everybody is an opp or I failed the vibe check.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:22:33 PM
No.215038555
>>215038360
I recommend you focus on the techniques rather than the recipe itself. That way you can tune future dishes to your tastes without relying on recipes.
>>215038474
Try capeshit analogies.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:22:53 PM
No.215038568
>>215038654
>>215038474
not my fault they're a good example of how authoritarianism can blossom in the modern age
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:23:06 PM
No.215038575
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:23:51 PM
No.215038599
>>215038745
>>215038360
>let rest for 10 minutes
won't it get cold
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:24:31 PM
No.215038618
it's funny when canadians try to act like they're in any way different than americans
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:24:33 PM
No.215038621
>>215038043
Life will be full of regrets if you don't try. Buy buy buy.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:24:36 PM
No.215038622
this mf doesnt know the cooling rate of poultry
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:24:45 PM
No.215038628
If what they say is true
Then it would be CRAZY
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:24:55 PM
No.215038634
>>215038682
I have a webm of dogs licking an Asian girl(clothed) and idk if I can post it on /r9k/ and say "Asians confirmed White) or not.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:25:27 PM
No.215038650
just had the biggest fucking spider crawling up my calf
i'm glad i was wearing shorts because if i was wearing pants i probably wouldnt have felt it and it would climb all the way up me
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:25:29 PM
No.215038654
>>215038751
>>215038568
Itโs not your fault that your education system was tailored by Jews. It is your fault that you had no interest in learning about history outside the Jewish lens you were presented.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:25:57 PM
No.215038667
But Canadians are different from Americans. The former celebrate Vishnu, the latter 5 de Mayo.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:25:57 PM
No.215038668
>>215038736
Did Terrone move to a Canadian VPN?
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:26:28 PM
No.215038681
looked in the mirror and saw a real nigga
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:26:29 PM
No.215038682
>>215038634
Incredible, just as I think you canโt get any worse
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:26:59 PM
No.215038705
>>215038732
I maxed out my credit card four years ago buying a fucking shitcoin and it's basically worthless now
well I could still sell it and get like 1.5k but fuck that was money in the drain
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:27:52 PM
No.215038732
>>215038802
>>215038705
Imagine if instead of being a retarded normie you bought uranium stocks instead.
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:27:56 PM
No.215038736
>>215038668
He doesnโt want Doxxschizo to show up at his house next
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:28:03 PM
No.215038745
>>215038764
>>215038599
resting is useful for cooking meats at a lower peak temperature to prevent overcooking. you can cook chicken breast 10F below the recommended 165F and let the rest do the work
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:28:15 PM
No.215038751
>>215038768
>>215038654
>noooo you can't learn about the most significant event in the 20th century, which changed the global political structure that is still present today
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:28:36 PM
No.215038764
>>215038825
>>215038856
>>215038745
how long do i have to cook it to get it to 150F
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:28:44 PM
No.215038768
>>215038833
>>215038751
Don't respond to that dude, he's a literal paki
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:29:29 PM
No.215038802
>>215038893
>>215038732
you can call me a retard but never call me a normie buddy
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:30:10 PM
No.215038825
>>215038855
>>215038764
Depends on the size, cooking temp, and cooking method
Just buy a food thermometer
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:30:19 PM
No.215038833
>>215038768
grim, and you just know he's typing up some more retardation right now
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:30:21 PM
No.215038836
>The Trump administration announced today it will raise the H1B application fee from $1,000 to $100,000
weird, I got told they were gonna flood america with jeets for months...
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:30:30 PM
No.215038843
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:30:51 PM
No.215038855
>>215038825
sometimes I'd like to but I feel like that's cheating
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:30:51 PM
No.215038856
>>215039045
>>215038764
use a thermometer. the video reveals a lot of fundamental cooking tricks like how to prevent the meat from sticking and developing a better crust
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:31:53 PM
No.215038893
>>215038802
Fair enough. But if you fall for normie bait like crypto you may have normie tendencies
Anonymous
9/19/2025, 9:35:24 PM
No.215039045
>>215038856
I'll measure your meat with my thermometer