Thread 215034935

Jugged Hare edition

THIS is the one

Poo

>>215035019
sorry lad, I've been overlooked

drinking and wanking at the moment lads and you?

>>215037053
what did she mean by this actually

>>215037077
drinking wank me

Don't forget to put your application in lads

>>215037077
doing a BIG poo

>>215037077
Drinking but not wanking

we are so fucking back in this thread

just barely heard the truth that I've spoken twisted up by knaves, to make a trap for fools

>>215037077
haven't even gone to the shop yet state of me

working tomorrow AND sunday

and then monday tuesday

Gained a clue lads. Lost half my weight, looked great felt great, went on adventures by myself or with mates

Got a girlfriend and I've piled some of the weight back on and I just never seem to do much except with her now. Like we do nice things but I miss before and the time and space I had.

>>215037077
watching a film x

>>215034935 (OP)
yum that looks so tasty
haven't cooked with rabbit in a long time
it's pretty expensive here, how expensive is a whole rabbit in britain?

>>215037128
Don’t worry you had a long day at work and got your mate to meet up with at the pub right
Just have your missus do the shopping

>>215037158
sounds like you still have clues to get

>>215037112
...

>>215037153
saturday to friday me, it not lush

>>215037158
just need to burn more calories shagging her

>>215037158
i lost 50kg but i'm still an incel freak

canspaedo rattled

wanking tomorrow AND sunday

and then monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday

>>215037158
>americans add hair and eyes color on their ID cards

>>215037158
skill issue. didnt happen to me when i got my gf. i continued getting leaner and more muscular.
you've lost all your clues

>>215037206
your willy will fall off

>>215037180
yeah haha you know me so well

six bumbaclart rasclart bloodclart hours mass effect download ting

>>215037226
let come what may
the rnhs will always help me

postponing a wank
doing a drink instead

>>215037221
Unnecessary in your wog country I suppose

>>215037264
ktim

will suckle a morsel of water in a moment personally

willy rubbish

>>215037274
is that hiro

leg day lads. grim x

Any phimosis man in

drinky poo wank for me

odd, no beer
even, beer
doubles, vodka

>>215037274
i'd very much like to have sex with this young woman :-)

Contemplating a Guinness with dinner as I’m having beef brisket and potatoes
Find stout goes with beef
Guinness was a Protestant you see so it’s not really Irish

>>215037307
yh can smell the smeg

looooove

>>215037307
there should be a pill like ozempic but for phimosis

>>215037307
on the topical steroid cream and it seems to be working
going to soon be free of this curse

>>215037317
it's so fucking over hate my sobercel life so fucking much kill me now

>>215037274
They're all very ugly. No idea how people find this sexy

>>215037298
Same
Get it done

pouring some lager on the ground for all my weekend toilers out there

>>215037285
normal countries arent obsessed with colorism

bit of totp 1998 on the telly, can of stella, binghams in the oven, lubberly jubberly x

btw wine fucking sucks! wtf

>>215037358
you're not supposed to look at the guys, they're usually not in focus

>>215037274
i'll take the woman and the topless twink in the back please

>>215037368
Black hair and eyes wouldn’t be useful descriptions in Indonesia you literal mong

>>215037285
Thirdies are all brown

cette douce folie d'un vieil homme UwU

love how youtube knows youre getting steaming when you put on a song and starts suggesting the playlists

Hope the bigham poster from earlier is pleased with himself

went back to the gym today for the first time since i broke my foot. very pleased with myself.

>>215037206
don't remember this verse from the hit song 7 Days by Craig David

>>215037448
>claridges
fuck off billionaire

Mental how the battle of the marne changed the course of human history

ビーちゃん

c'est comme ca
comme Canada :3

>>215037448
which one is for pudding?

I'm gonna be honest with you lads. I think Zarah Sultana is incredibly cute

>>215037397
only america has this. normal countries dont, even european countries and russia dont

>>215037504
shut up mousenonce

>>215037448
do report back i'm curious

>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
>Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
>Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
>Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
>Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
>Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
>Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
>Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
>Ford, Henry - The International Jew
>Grant, Madison - The Passing of the Great Race
>Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
>Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
>Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
>HITLER, ADOLF - MEIN KAMPF
>Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
>Joyce, William - Twilight Over England
>Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
>Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
>Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
>MacDonald, Kevin B. - The Culture of Critique
>Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
>Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
>Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
>Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries and Who We Are
>Plato - The Republic
>Pound, Ezra - The Cantos
>Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
>Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
>Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
>Riis-Knudsen, Povl Heinrich - National Socialism: The Biological World View
>Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
>Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
>Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
>Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
>Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
>Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
>Taylor, Jared - White Identity
>Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
>Tort, César - The Fair Race's Darkest Hour
>Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
>Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
>von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
>Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium

The reading list.

nigga name sultana

>>215037511
love ichika, shame she bogged herself tho

>>215037511
randy's doing well for himself since mr lahey died

>>215037504
fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul

>>215037503
this is just not efficient at all

>>215037515
Shut the fuck up you yellow freak and worry about your own banana country

parasite melty

dabbing my arse off

gary eats looks a bit steaming at the end of this

I am not evil

>>215037549
cope on
he's got 30 phones on the go

>claridges
>still eats microwave runtslop just pays 5x extra for it

proof that even being rich doesn't help one escape the runt trap

AND WE ALL LIKE VINDALOO

>>215037531
get them shoveled in yer gob

Owt good on the telly tonight?

Cor blimey the wagyu burger meal from Burger King comes packaged in a box

fucking hell the bingham gimmique is still going

>>215037600
>telly

just watch vtubers like a normal person

>>215037582
might as well get 15 of the $100 GO+ things that you can link to 2 accounts at the same time

Got the new WarStrike Episode on

>>215037620
I’m sure a diverse array of individuals are perpetuating it

Charlie "14 Words" Bingham's Chicken Biryani

>>215037615
>runtslop but in.... LE BOX???? :OOOO

im not evil

>>215037466
tattletroons would have a field day with this clown outfit

meeting with the flatmatebergs

>>215037448
>claridges
>zone 1 apartment
>sun shining through the floor to ceiling windows
>david bowie playing on the sonos
>a.presse t-shirt with samurai jeans
>ubered a sandwich from a local place
>gf away for the week
>doing my accounts on the desktop gaming PC
>SOTD: Creed Spice & Wood

>>215037664
evil bastard

king in a box

Might treat myself to a Tyrwhitt
£50 discounted, be mad not to

kfc tastes alright for the first couple of bites then leaves you feeling like utter shite and you have greasy hands to top it all off

>>215037686
:(

>>215037685
>gf away for the week
Jamaica is it lad

>>215037600
top of the pops 1986 is on in 3 mins lad get involved

Sir Boxed Wagyu

>>215037712
:)

>>215037674
i like it i think she looks cute

>>215037696
A deal you can't refuse

my fav vtuber just said she's "going to powder my nose"

does that mean she's gone to take cocaine?

>>215037729
evil response
you should go get some compassion

>>215037707
the spicy wings are the only kfc item i can barely tolerate

>>215037706
Emotion is overrated. There I said it

Sir Charles Tyrwhitt

>Keir Starmer in crisis as Labour drops to 16% in devastating new poll

How do we save him brit

>>215037750
it can also mean going for a poo

>>215037750
No it means take a shit

>>215037750
it means she's going to give her a bf a quick bj

for me it's virgin island water

>>215037753
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>215037706
Side B is better

seriously though why would you have eye and hair color listed in the id when there's a photo in it already. that's not to mention that you can just dye your hair a different color

>>215037769
>>215037772
how can it mean anything other than going to do coke? even so why would she announce she's going to do a shit

>>215037776
how can she have a bf when she's my wife?

>>215037760
wrong.

>>215037793
true!

>>215037768
Labour know what they need to do but refuse to do it.
no idea why they dont. ideological grounds?

>>215037768
whats mental is he believes literally whatevers popular but wont do what's popular
does this spineless worm have principles after all?
toe nibbler would've had them all deported by now, for a second term

>>215037821
who would replace him

so Rorke isn't a real person?

>>215037806
it's fun

>>215037815
they all have bfs mate

>>215037782
i like this one can i save it please

i wish my willy went 100% erect when i needed it most
works perfectly well on my own in my smelly room

>>215037768
as far as we can attest you'd need a new war or a terror attack at best

a post i don't like... the report function... bliss...

>>215037821
They've deported 3000 people a month since they were elected but it's not in the news for some reason

the vtuber stream seems to be like 15 seconds behind when i watch it on tv. should i switch to my pc? kind of comfy on the sofa desu don't wanna move but having her so out of sync with chat is ruining it

>>215037841
rorke is you and me

er, lads

only 50 years until they're all sent back

>>215037874
not me

>>215037866
probably because they themselves have suppressed so as to not upset their leftymong voters

>>215037871
>reading the chat
grim

>>215037854
not true

the subtitles just called this guy an "it" in English to france

thinking about oh god what have I done comics funny

PRAWN IN MY SALAD YOU KNOW THATS ALL YOU EVER WERE

We need a world of Nordic beauties.

Countless millennia of evolution and White male warriors clearing the land of nons produced the White woman.

>Iranian man becomes third migrant deported under UK-France deal
LET'S GOOOO POGGERS

lot of rulebreaking posts itt

French

>>215037994
vile

>>215037706
Fit aunt who wanks you off when mumsy's gone to bed

>>215037987
minimod cancer

>>215037985
3 down only 32468435185483 to go!

hello everybody
shrouded hand here

>>215038016
reported

>>215038009
true...
>>215038016
there arent even any rule-breaking postst (other thing his), but notice how the BE flag posts have stopped even on the UK flag

>>215037985
yeah and who did they bring over here in exchange for him?

>>215038013
um?

Just finished preparing a later dinner than usual so had to use one of my classic recipes. Not bad for a quick meal honestly.

>>215038031
listen to that going to sleep sometimes but his accent is kind of offputting

>>215038047
Britchow

I like the kfc bbq bites (sweet chili sometimes)

>>215038047
too much bol not enough of spag

why is france in such a state?

>>215038060
do you

Bigham Young

France looks good (7 years ago)

>>215038067
what they done now?

>>215038080
My Partys time to shine

Hoot

>>215038079
yea

>>215038047
>those trainers

>>215038080
Next up: They're Party :)

They/Them Party

dad i am homosex

>>215038111
right then

why'd you say vagina then

Sir Charles "Wogs Out" Bigham OBE

>>215038169
hmmm

catberg brought a live young rabbit home when I called him in tonight
i managed to scoop him up but he jumped out of the box while I was trying to find a good place to get him out of the garden towards the fields
too dark to find him now, hope he can make it out on his own

'bergs been a right cunt recently, might be in his teenage years

Never seen a Charles Bingham thingy in the shops not sure if its real made up

>>215038197
wow mental how you posted this OwO
I was thinking about pelipper today (I have a hundo). brb tho

found some instant noodles in the drawer let's fucking go

>>215038236
we are so back

>>215038224
dirty delete.

>>215038227
Pelipper is a cool 'mon

>>215038222
it's a pure fabrication of /brit/ gimmick merchants

>>215038197
good game this
wish I lived in a little pokemon town as a pokemon. i'd be a munchlax haha

i know none of you will care but since ive got no friends or anyone else to tell im going to tell you all instead that i've lost 35kg over the past 9 months and im now down to 95kg

>>215038259
I guess
+1 to my flying-type hundo count I suppose

Bigman

>>215038210
Post kot

>>215038197
early Mystery Dungeon games were kino

well I survived my drunken excursion to popeyes in case you were wondering

bridget jones could get it

>>215038277
that's a lot

>>215038277
Alri, Slimminglad?
Waheeeey on the kgs lost, Slimminglad.

there's one cunt here that loves to flex his hundo mons

>>215038277
congrats anon :)
and well done

>>215038314
yh i have autism you see so when i commit to a routine i can stick to it indefinitely until i channel my autism into something else

watching Can't Pay We'll Take it Away! and ust realised that if the bailiffs tried to pull any of that shit in the US they'd get shot

>>215038323
>>215037782

>>215038335
no i mean you weigh a lot, you need to lose more

a russian warplane just invaded my arsespace

>>215038277
:D

>>215038323
bit mean I just made a few posts talking about them

>>215038353
hi confused pink witch

>>215038302
alri lad

might watch Waterworld (1995) starring Kevin Costner and Dennis Hopper

>>215038362
i know i'm aiming for ~85 but at 6'2 i think anything between 85-90 won't be too bad

I went from 81kg to 76kg this week with a few days of fasting and then barely eating for the rest of it. It's that simple.

>>215038299
you lot would dox him coz he looks funny

>>215038391
>>215037856

>>215038408
i'm your height and at 85 i was still fat as fuck

>>215038408
just kidding lad
>>215038422
that's all water

>>215038403
it's kino

>>215038347
Say what you want about him but he's a good lad at the end of the day. A good British lad. He just wants what's best for /brit/ I imagine.

I'm 5'5 and a half and 50kg

>>215038422
lost all the water stored in your fat cells

>>215038403
tonight's joint you ask?
Hudson Hawk (1991)

>>215038428

>>215038196
>>215038111

Hon the cans, lads

>>215038403
good film that

>>215038465
you mean israel

>>215038466
*chucks you over the fence*
anyway lads, poo

>>215038465
how can you say this in 2025 lol
this post belongs in 2017

I'm 7'0 and weigh a million kg

gfberg wants to come round tomorrow but my house is a complete shithole and i cant be bothered

>>215038466
ur an actual skeleton

>>215038509
Your gfberg doesn't clean it?

>>215038441
>>215038467
Yeah a lot of it is but it wasn't all water, I worked it out to be around 2-2.5kg of actual fat loss based on the deficit which is still great for a week. Would recommend it.

>>215038498
shut up lol
cunt lol

i support blacks

>>215038520
not even mid

mental how good burpees are for shredding weight, if you're a fat cunt and want quick results do burpees

>>215038529
no and i dont clean her house either

Can you post something interesting FFS

>>215038520
stupid fish face

this loli vtuber just did an voice "impression" of a fat northern man and now i'm utterly convinced that was her real voice and her vtuber voice is literally just a voice changer :(

>>215038556
eating crisps

I like drvmpf 2.0 better

>>215038560
kys nonce freak

>>215038560
advertising/begging/off-topic

>>215038523
I'm not

>>215038560
wonder why all vtubers have their own version of that crying emoji...

>>215038560
it's not a voice changer but she plays it up a lot. she's a proper norf fc

>>215038560
saddo

>>215038560
don't care also please gain a clue

>>215038581
Patriot. Want to hang out at Sheetz when I'm in Connecticut next month?

>>215038466
I could bench press you indefinitely

the big bumder

Chebs in my mouth and then a pussoid on my face for dessert

>>215038627
You could x

>>215038639
ummies

>>215038560
i'm almost certain i know who this is irl but i've never been able to prove it
is she from yorkshire??

im watching american pie 1 tonight

thank you for the rose

>>215038560
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>215038657
definitely from somewhere northern

Thats the oven pre-heated, tendies for tea x
>>215038626
No thanks, im fighting for my life

absolutely mental that bands charge 2k+ to perform a few covers at wedding parties

worlds gone mad

what should I do tomorrow like
bearing in mind I have no mates like aha

just reported a post

>>215038696
incelwalk with the earbuds in

>>215038696
have a wank

>>215038694
fuck you pay me

remember wearing the black and white linked livestrong band that was supposed to be against racism
now look at me, how times have changed

got at most a couple of hours left before the gf gets home. should i keep watching this vtuber or go play some games or watch some anime?

need to get my runtfix before going back to being a normie while she's around

>>215038717
can never do this because I don't know where to walk to

>>215038696
incelwalk to a coffeeshop for an incelcoffee

>>215038742
pick a direction and walk

>>215038729
Stick something up your arse for the thrill

>>215038742
where do you live? I'll plan a nice walk for you :)

>>215038747
that takes at most half an hour

>>215038772
alri, Rapelad?

>>215038694
imagine it's a 5 man band, that's only £400 each for a fully day's work and it's likely closer to £250-300 when you factor in travel etc.

also they probably do a couple gigs a week so they're still povvos who need a day job

>>215038729
where is she now getting shagged by her bull?

with earbuds in?
woggles will rape me and steal my shoes unless i'm on high alert

Still not sure what a vtuber is

classic /brit/ posts tonight.
classic.

>>215038696
I’m going tobogganing with a few people but can’t invite you sorry

>>215038747
doing this tomorrow
hope the cute barista is working tomorrow
mum keeps trying to set me up with him but im shy

>>215038696
incelwalk but don't put your incelbuds in and instead do an incellisten whilst walking past normals and blackpill yourself further

>>215038276
>>215038301
Blue Rescue Team is /comfy/

>>215038791
english post, this

rorke
mad
one

>>215038814
gay

thats the business

>>215038830
he a gay?

>>215038801
just don't believe you
unless you've got severe developmental issues it's very obvious

thoughts?

>>215037058
>>215037058
>>215037058

>>215038694
that's because they don't enjoy playing the same dogshit covers every wedding

>>215038828
I had Red on gameboy advance. My cunt brother got blue for his brand new DS. cunt.
Anyway loved each pokemon having its own areas when you recruited them a bit like a museum

>>215038862
wish that were me

I'll take the top half

An announcement was made at the train station but I couldn't decipher a fucking word of it because the person making the announcement was one of those French browns

>>215037527
Yeah, the reading list for virgins

>>215038790
its not a full day is it? its like a turn up at 5pm, set up and start performing at 8 for 2 hours

>>215038830
that's obviously leftypol

>>215037782
do you like flexing your hundos

>>215037527
Have sex

>>215038875
oh man the cross console generational release was a mental idea
Red got Porygon while Blue got Porygon2 in reference to the upgraded hardware. Such a cool idea my mind was blown as a kid

>>215038922
and how long do you reckon it takes to pack everything and travel?