Thread 215034937

"Imagine the smell" edish

>gyaldemfreak is almost 40 years old
fuck me i genuinely thought he was some porn-addicted soft-headed 19 year old zoomer. that is really properly grim

>>215034937 (OP)
only four or five more hours until mass effect is finished downloading

>migo
Sakura Miko is a popular Japanese virtual YouTuber (VTuber) affiliated with the Hololive Production agency, known for her content as a "shrine maiden" who became an idol and embraces human culture. As a member of Hololive's Generation 0, she debuted in 2018 and is recognized for her chaotic and fun personality, her love for sandbox games like Grand Theft Auto V, and her dedication to entertaining her fans, often referred to as "35P


>peng
peng
/pɛŋ/
adjective informal• British English
very appealing, attractive, or impressive (used as a general term of approval).
"she looks ridiculously peng"

>migopeng
pic related

Corrr

zoomer rorke getting turned out by muslim gangs in prison in 2030 when it's illegal to be white

hello rorkes and rorkettes

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>215035026
lot of mass that's going to be converted into poo

nth for the gyaldem

hello my umchickens

sometimes wish i was irish rather than scottish
irish is a more shagger nationality than scottish, women from europe, america, australia like the accent better. when you’re english you’re common and well understood. scottish is a garbled mong accent. irish is beloved.

least im not welsh. grim that

clartenings are taking place

>>215035059
bizarre post most americans cant really tell the difference between irish and scottish
fuck even some english cunts cant tell

reminder to report BE flags posts


reminder to report BE flags posts

>>215035032
agreed

You'd all be in awe of my presence, thats fine

>>215035059
welsh are by far the best from the isles
when i think of irish i think of annoying little cunts dancing to their gay little folk music
meanwhile the welsh are draconic rugged mountainmen

>>215035053
bro you're literally an old man do you not have anything better to do?

>>215034996
I posted the supposed the age of a certain shitposter but the post went right over your head

>>215035032

>Abdul Amir threw the kitten from his balcony flat at The Warehouse, Horlicks Quarter, in Slough on 3 September 2024.

>An autopsy on the kitten showed it had been alive when it was thrown from the balcony and no explanation was ever given why Amir did what he did.

>>215035059
Welsh lads are rugby chads

ps

he forgot to mention that 3 can be read as mi and 5 can be read as go, hence 35 = migo

>>215035137
ai slopper

>>215035110
yh

*posts this too*

Lads, someone talk sense into me

It's raining outside and I don't want to get the cans

the tongue one

/brit/ meetup at the cathouse TONIGHT

>>215035150
looks real to me

cheeky walk to the shops for teabags i reckon
haha imagine i never came back x

yeah but the luh airmasses finna squeak

>>215035107
the irish are beloved globally and everyone larps as them on st patrick’s day and claims to have irish heritage. people know irish actors and bands. yanks practically suck their cocks. everyone sees them as funny and charming and cool

meanwhile everyone outside the british isles
>wales? what’s that

>>215034888
He wouldn't want you to do it

tempted to pick up a kebab tonite

im broke thoughbeit

>>215035120
>Abdul Amir
blud is from GTA

Need a bus pass and a food stamp card

>>215035162
what about loud

where is the /brit/ christmas do this year lads I didn't see an invite

proof gyaldem freak is an old man??

And that's the word luh filtered

>>215035181
being coveted by yanks is a grim fate, meanwhile the welsh are inscrutable, unknown, rugged men

did the jannies finally caught the belgian freak? haven’t seen him in some time

>>215035213
mp

>>215035114
teio on the gabber

Need an inscrutable, unknown, rugged man to bum my arse

HEY CARRIE ANNE WHATS YOUR GAME CAN ANYONE PLAAAY?

>>215035264
he is posting on his UK flag now

>>215035036
good morning! I just woke up

khat chewing cronem eyeing -2 perfect katy

having a suck

Listening to Eurobeat to hype me to go to the pub

Saw this and instantly thought of youse x

Rorke's school uniform

you is fucked in your heada nd way too far gone

>>215035320
So you can sit in a smelly damp room drinking old man pints?

>>215035296
reckon that’s not just heathernonce larping?

>>215035327
normal people

excuse me while I kiss this guy

>>215035327
Really no need to share that is there?

>>215035327
them gays are strange

>>215035358
who cares theyre both mentally retarded and not welcome here

>>215035253
it isn’t. because yank women are incredibly easy and would unironically shag you because of your accent. and also do things like spend obscene money in scotland to “learn their ancestral heritage”. literally make a few tartan items with their name on it and some bollocks about their “clan history” and they fall for it.

>>215035327
Is this that 36 year old who looks 17

filter is getting mighty long

>>215035364
homo hendrix aha !

here's my customized teio model

>>215035327
there's a bloke on /britfeel/ who wants to lick urinals

violence taking place

alas a grim fate it is to be reduced to merely beloved stock characters and accents for hordes of american tourists, but there are darker paths the world could have went

>>215035412
are you going to nut on it

Irish identity is centered around victimhood, resentment and self-deprecation

as always, lets give it a go

>>215035392
Lel

>>215035356
Exactly!

just had a moment of post nut clarity

after this thread, in real life (my actual house)
lots of bad vibes floating around my house and it does need to stop. literally evil things floating around and it is not acceptable

>>215035286
yes I love that song
do you like this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-EKGsrq39E

every (you) i get i imagine it is a fellow /brit/ poster giving me a kiss on the lips x

leftypol's wife

>>215035480
timmy's crush

>>215035447
Yeah I do. I like a lot of 60s songs

>>215035504
actually that's what most black "men" marry

wtf Americans have decongestants which they heat up in the microwave!? but how does that work? the microwave waves would flip around the atoms in the medicine...

on the cans (cider)
might post without a veil of irony

>>215035504
like a reflex action lmao
you’re such a grim mentalist

maybe if i die at the computer i can be a ghost on the internet, that would be cool maybe
at least it would have been a long time ago, i guess it would suck now

on the speghatti meatballs

Lads, here's an idea
Taking the cans and noncing them by drinking them

one nothing wrong wit hme

level of discourse quite low on brit today

two nothing wrong with me

>>215035558
going bricker tonight

TogetherTV seems to have a Mary Millington film on every single night
Not complaining though

Nursing my pint until my mates show up

>>215035558
that's crazy, are you in any way proficient on tin whistle or perhaps the eulian pipes?

Don't know if I should actually bother making dinner. Might be able to get away with not having it

squee

thousands of hymens about to endure violence

>>215035557
conceptually idiotic dish that exposes a total ignorance of cooking and ingredients by anybody who makes it

>>215035612
dangerous and downright stupid

French mental asylum patients smoking la cigarette

'60s music is timeless

>>215035596
look at your phone, look around expectantly, take a sip, look at your phone

>>215035412
teio looking lit, what's the name of the kit?

any shondo man in? im 34 btw

>>215035612
going to have 4 hot dogs i reckon

>>215035651
You mean the song about the weed or the song about Vietnam or the song about the weed?

hymen expansions are being administered

>>215035648
really?

report the BE flags posts

the ones to watch are those ghouls that paint those little action figures

See my problem is I'm past drinking. Eight beers is nothing. Three bottles of wine.

>>215035662
kits*

>>215035702
shut up nigga

>>215035662
30 minute sisters tokai teio + 30 minute missions air fighter + 30 minute missions option part set 5

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>215035669
I like the song about the walrus

so we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower

>>215035646
lucky i didn't make it then just microwaved it

>>215035558
ive got a kfc in (collected, looked like white staff today which is great) and put some voddy in the pepsi

>>215035651
not really it actually sounds very of it's time

hopped on the vpn
will be spam reporting the belgian and heatherpaedo

reported

more of a miku man myself. will never own anything other than miku figurines because she is my queen

>>215035516
me too
do you like donovan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHxfOZH8cew

anoda hymen sorted

>>215035026
hideous top

>>215035740
Patriot

>>215035732
they have the plant but we have the power

>>215035739
name five '60s songs

just thinking of the thousands of hymens that are snappin smoove open tonight LOL

don't have much energy me
bit of a loathsome slug

right time to drink drive to Popeyes

you can say "report the BE flags posts" but you can't say "reported" that's an announcement

>>215035739
that's a good thing

>>215035820
Dont do it

>>215035672
i reckon he actually likes it fucking he's also an attention seeking actor type so he doesn't shut the fuck about it

gives off beg man vibes. tries to make it his whole personality but even as someone who's only mildly into it i just know i could run circles around him when discussing the lore

>>215035820
based
>>215035822
OK although I was saying it to the "shut up nigga" catchphrase user

Missus is away and I'm left looking at the kids all weekend, fml

whole lotta dat snappin goin on rn

when i used to go to the student union on my own, i didn't like it when people looked at me so i would drink until couldn't see them anymore

just wanted to tell you all I feel like celebrating tonight!

noticed the supermarkets all doing ready meals of beef ragu with pappardelle which is really just a more authentic italian bolognese, but they can't call it that because ignorant brits will get confused

>>215035732
dental plan

>>215035845
shes round my house x

>>215035820
yanks think it's a 30 min drive and not a 5 min harmless trip

>>215035712
for me it's an entire 70cl bottle of gin, need to give liverberg a rest

>>215035843
do you like >>215035412

>>215035822
https://youtu.be/yMDyaA-dmQY

>>215035848
ktim anytime i'm in public

>>215035845
gherkin weekend

>>215035852
shut up you neek

ghoulish virgin freak me

>>215035847
mad that this actually happened, but I don't think it really works musically

>>215035672
>>215035839
>He has been an avid gamer since childhood,[93][94] at one point missing a phone call from Zack Snyder telling him he got the role of Superman in Man of Steel (2013) because he was too busy playing World of Warcraft.[95] He prefers PC gaming over consoles, having been introduced to it by his father when he was a young boy,[96] and has been building and maintaining his own gaming computer.[97][98][99] He credited his experience playing The Witcher video game series prior to the show's production with motivating him to seek out the role of Geralt.[93] He has also named the Total War series of strategy games to be among his favourites,[100] and in May 2020 it was announced that a new character paying tribute to Cavill and his Witcher character Geralt would be added to Total War: Warhammer II via DLC: Cavill, Loremaster of Hoeth.[101] Cavill also enjoys the Warhammer 40,000 series of games and fiction, saying he "genuinely can't get enough of the lore they have built over the decades."[102]

>>215035839
and yet he's plowed miles and miles of fanny whilst youre sat impotently tapping out insults about him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uPMPeYIg3Y
off to bed now

It’s Friday night and /brit/ is feeling gooood :p

>>215035726
Never knew they made a song about your mum

>>215035667
alri x

>>215035718
cheers x

>>215035898
bet you think garlic bread is an appropriate side dish to eat with pizza

>>215035939
omds forgot pic

say if its true or not
I have to know if its true or not

>>215035918
he's just like me

>>215035878
12 minutes according to google

Your Party is a profoundly untenable project. Corbyn and Sultana might talk similar nonsense but their personality differences seem positively combustive. More to the point, how can you build a movement that includes both woke loons and Muslim conservatives? This is a party led by the grandaddy of the lame left, woke upstart Sultana and the so-called Gaza Independents – those small-c conservative Muslim men elected to the Commons last year largely for their opposition to Israel’s war in Gaza. A party that’s a mix of pink-haired muppets who think you can have a schlong and be a woman and straight-laced religious men who know very well what a woman is and pray separately from them every Friday? Good luck with that.

sisterbergs new puppyberg on a mad one

Absolutely mental how one stays a virgin in Britain there’s women in clubs and pubs up and down the country every night gagging for a smacking

>>215035914
ktim

>>215035918
Mental how he's only like this because he was fat and unattractive as a kid. Further proof looks define your entire life and personality. As soon as he looks good his value skyrockets

>>215036014
cronem only.

That this weirdo outfit is a hodgepodge of cobwebbed community-hall leftists, navel-gazing genderfluids and men who think Muhammad flew to heaven on a winged horse is bizarre but not surprising. It was the left’s grotesque back-stabbing of the working class that forced it to build these mad new alliances. Their treachery over Brexit, their branding of working men as ‘gammon’, their libelling of the little people as racist just for thinking borders matter – it was these ceaseless betrayals that made the working classes flee the left, and left the left to scrabble about in the political dirt for new pacts in a desperate bid to stay relevant. Do not mourn their demise – it is well-earned.

>>215036014
mate virgins are people that haven't had sex not people that haven't battered a woman

>>215035959
you will never be italian

>>215036014
anime > 3D

>>215036014
Do they have the confidence to go a club and smack a girl?

>>215036002
the whole thing demonstrates objectively how utterly retarded leftypol is. or they're just that naive.
the left need to fucking wake up

I don’t watch Vtubers but I do play gacha games

anna may

once farage has sold out the working class, where will they go from there?

what do you say when people at work ask you what you're doing at the weekend?

de BOMBE BLAST

just reported some posts

>>215036097
go into extensive detail about my wanking habits

>>215036113
go on then

>>215036097
probably sleeping haha

remember to report the BE flags posts

>>215036014
Alcohol is disgusting and expensive though

>>215036097
vividly detail my 30 hour gooning schedule

>>215036168
shut up hypocrite

just notice spamming/flooding

stupid /brit/ be funnier

saw someone with a cute haircut and clothing today and they were pretty sexy

>>215036168
don't feel like it, I'll leave that to you guys

coughing my guts up

pooing my arse out

i have the flu you see

>>215036077
there was a male added to my main gacha today, I expect my /vg/ general to be up in flames, I should check it out

>>215036082
luv em x

>>215036097
had scotch, bourbon, bear. had two.

hotdogs for dinnoid
what can i add to them to make them extra cheeky

>>215036203
that was me

based French people smoking in an insane asylum

right thats me off to the cathouse then

>>215036260
used to do a tin of stagg chilli to pour on them with chopped onion and jalapenos

>>215036097
I have a pre prepared response that sounds believable but not interesting enough for them to enquire further

"it's my mates birthday, we're going for a meal", that sort of thing

bulbous pg tip getting nursed by 4m

>>215036288
phwoar

from now on I'll just report any posts I dislike
jannies are so retarded it'll probably get people banned once they eventually see it

right thats me off to the nuthouse then

>>215035057
The 'berg, as it were

reminder to report the BE flag posts (you have no excuse)

Really is a zero sum game this whole "posting online" business

>>215036317
minimod freak

>>215036317
they're here all the time

>>215036317
why do you even come here if it makes you so angry

>>215036288
corr
have jalapenos
was thinking of doing a classic mustard one
one with nandos hot sauce and jalapenos
and finally cheese and peppercorn sauce to be a bit risque

>>215036317
mousemong

On the left, Your Party seems to have split into three factions before even becoming a party.

On the right, the US Senate voted to change its own rules and ushered in 48 Trump appointees without oversight. What are the chances the 2026 midterms even happen.

I want to eat something tasty

>>215036335
>>215036343
>>215036351
reported

World's first photograph from 1826.
5 years after Napoleon's death. 6 years before the 1832 Reform bill.
John Adams' son was on the American throne.
The Earl of Liverpool was PM and George IV was King.

Just bloody mental.

>>215036365
uh oh melty

right that's me off to the outhouse

>>215036365
okay

I am a love giver
To special people only

starmer likes bent boys

>>215036358
heathermong lol

>>215036367
looks shite

>>215035558
Canslad. I won't be happy until you've either got with the Latvian, or you've found another Mrs Canslad to settle down with. It's possible, you know it is.

right thats me off to the curryhouse then

>>215036360
we're a country of ugly mongs aren't we

>>215036298
>>215036358
Seethe on cuckspamming paedo

in many ways my life is like the film 8 mile
but instead of beating black people at raps
I drink on the weekends

janitorGODS

already have all the things that I want answers for, but in my head
I need not elaborate further :)

+1 to mouseGODs victories over the BE flags counts

>>215036089
I chuckled at this

sad news, rorke has died

>>215036461
thanks :)

death to heatherpaedo

based weekend drinkers (me im trying to save some money on that)

shovelling fistfuls of poo up my arse

that kfc hasn't even touched the sides
mighty bucket for one and an extra piece of chicken
could've had two of them

>>215036461
ktim

>>215036500
reported for avatarfagging/call to invasion

the pasties you can buy from shops for like £1.50 are loads more filling than Greggs food

>>215036497
*jiggles your belly*

whack-a-freak but it's report-a-freak

got the all the president's men on

>>215034937 (OP)
>>215036500

>>215036517
64kg mate
no belly there

Fuelled Exploration (Ketamine)

sorry mouseman but ive filtered it successfully and will not be reporting them

>>215034937 (OP)
>>215036500
>>215036527

And for me, you ask, lads?
Why, I am going outside for the lovely fucking cans.
They're lovely.

well maybe from all the reporting, where everyone is reporting, the end result is going to be what you make (the thread)

>>215036585
you fucking report me, i'll report you so fast your head will spin, so help me god

>>215036537
*jiggles it anyway*

>>215034937 (OP)
>>215036500
>>215036527
>>215036570

>>215036578
what brand do you typically buy?

madtal how much of my strength and cardio I've lost from two weeks of inactivity

>>215036417
t. Angus McBagpipe

true, some of the patients in an asylum have been respected, or even admired men

got my bum in my pocket

we're gonna dox and murder the rb posters in real life

>>215036658
you can't say that :)

the only time i report anyone is when someone says they're under 18 as a joke and i then report them as a joke

>[Deleted]
Lol

>>215036656
technically your arse is a pocket in your bum for your poo, isn't it?

you cant say that
but also the rb posters did not stop when the poneposter went to be last night. makes u (me) think

been decoding the mysteries of love in my head

>>215036670
Amaury is a literal genius

>>215036097
"just having a chill one init"

>but anon you always have a chill one

"yh haha guess im just a chill guy"

>>215036727
haha yeah

ANY CHESHUNT MAN IN

>>215036727
>learn to make sculptures
>make them out of chocolate

yeah such a fucking genius *rolls eyes*

>>215036757
your mind is completely raped

do cigarettes cost like 0 Euros in France or something

.

"oo, where?"

glad the pone poster usually focuses on FS because I would feel a little jealous if he was post Twilly.

190 melty

can see billy batts from out my window

the pink one and the green one together forever until the green one melts

trouble in the dollhouse :(

maybe the helicopter maybe it's made of chocolate

>>215036831
*hands you yet another Posted It Again award*

>>215036825
this whole thread is one retarded person having a series of meltdowns

can i just extend a warm appreciation for the janitor's work this evening
very fine work, young man

Need mad horny lefty milf gf
https://x.com/AuditingBritain/status/1968777309420212639

Wasn't leftypol slagging off Reform for being a registered ltd company?

>>215036846
I understood this reference

>>215036864
fit

went to kfc and got a tower burger meal it's sitting in the bag
now ive just drunk a half bottle of vodka in 2 minutes
going to wait til it hits me and then eat the kfc when i get the drunk munchies
no sex will be had
this is the life

>>215036885
haha i had kfc and i have voddy

>>215036885
>drunk munchies
that's not a thing

>>215036885
grim freak

business idea: vodka fried chicken

>>215036912
bizarre post

>>215036885
based

>>215036885
sort your life out mate

poo idea: poo

French people doing electroshock therapy

>kfc and vodka
I'm more of a popeyes and lager man

new WarStrike

https://odysee.com/@WarStrike:a/Episode112:e

>>215036970
tonights wank sorted

wanking what remains of my cock to gay porn

drink driving a running over rorkes nan

some lads getting high in their car called me Harry Potter. done me tbf

>>215036972
why, i do say, i think you oughta leave the gat-dang thread, partner
this here's a kfc thread

>>215036980
phoar

>>215036948
*invests*

its always wanking or drinking with you lot isn't it?

>>215037012
well excuse me for having a refined taste

wanking my arse with a carlsberg

>>215037023
no
sometimes its pooing

currently wanking and drinking

>>215037023
Cans?

kfc and Popeyes are both a bit shit

feeling home from all directions x

old and 3R
>>215034935
>>215034935
>>215034935

>>215037023
sometimes it's crying to the music of ariana grande

kfc twister wrap up the battyhole

>>215037057
>>215037057
>>215037057

>>215037066
>>215037059
both early
and the janny is alive, lads

wanking: N/A
pooing: N/A
drinking: ACTIVE

>>215037058

actual new for when janny freaks out