Thread 215037058

IT'S A FUCKING FRIDAY AND ONCE AGAIN WE ARE GETTING THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

shut it you cunt

>>215038862
>fresh self harm scars
don't get it, isn't the sex change supposed to help

Got the TOTP2 on (1993)

>>215037058 (OP)
thoughts?

sick to bastard death of you cansnonce

yeah
yeah
get your knobs out
wiggle them
haha its friday get your knobs out

hrt nubs are keyed
the ones that get bolt ons should be bomb blasted

The thread about the lovely cans survived, lads.
WAHEYYYY

Gaza seaport
before - bottom
After - top
How can you support this

right well that's a woman with her todger out

>>215038920
they deserved it, it’s a rats nest

I'll have the top half

right well that's a bloke with his todger out

got my todger out

>>215038920
looks the same

spaff to this at least once a day

her completely flaccid cock is thicker than my fully erect one by far

Just told someone in the other thread to "have sex", aha x

>>215038924
no no you're mistaken. it's a man who's merely pretending to be a woman. that's why he has a knob. women can't have nobs you see

>>215038920
it got.. dusty?

you alright rorke?

>>215038974
Ok now you definitely need to have sex mate, seriously now, go outside and find a woman and just have some sex!!!

Sucks how no musician could fathom my suffering as a talentless mentally ill isolated incel freak by virtue of them having a talent and being famous. Early radiohead is good. Thom Yorke is ugly and 5'5 so I can believe he suffered

>>215038998
this makes my depression worse because every time i see it i know i will never have it

>>215038920
looks like new york after 9/11
same culprits incidentally

>>215038990
have sex

sir darth boner

>>215038830
Rorke's silent because he's white. Rorke only makes a fuss about brown criminals, not white criminals.

that feel when you’re home from the incel walk and all you’ve gained are dodgy looks and an urge to return to your smelly bedroom

>>215039025
lmao i'm married mate i just love the arse shaking she does
don't actually spaff to once a day but i have done it like 5 times at least

bellooooo :D:DD
regular 4chan captcha reminds me of Runescape for some reason...

ass erect

av jst heard soeone saying the n word outside (north of england)

left has best body
middle best arse
left cutest and best tummy

leftypol's bird

>>215039038
sorry love, you do absolutely nothing for me. not even a twitch

>>215039084
why can't they say north of england?

remember to report the BE flags posts

>>215039110
AI

>>215039047
ktim
usually have people audibly giggling when they cross paths with me

https://www.clemensandblair.com/

Doing a browse

are these mens or womens

im pretty drunk but if you guys need a ride anywhere let me know

Got the meta glasses on order

>>215039127
no it's real
it's biggie smalls daughter lmao

>>215038920
will make an amazing beach resort when the horrible no fun allowed islamists are cleared out x

>>215039109
Fourteen Words

>>215038900
they just ran through 40 to 11 and I know more than half of them despite being 3 at the time

>>215039134
all the same nowadays in today's woke hellscape

>>215039038
That's a proper arse tbf

>>215039170
munted

fuck sake some of you must have some idea of things to do that get you out of the house when you have no friends
I don't want to spend another weekend entirely in my incel lair

got the dr pimple popper on
would let her pop my pimples

i am an incel and I AM GETTING VIOLENT

>>215038974
Genuinely how? I cannot cum to anything that’s not porn

>>215039189
It's mid.

>>215039202
they are so fucking evil it's unreal

>>215039226
i'll get violent with your bumhole

If this guy was brown, Rorke would be posting about it. But Rorke turns a blind eye when crime is done by white people.

>>215039230
i usually wank to long mike adriano anal videos but sometimes a little webm hits just right

>>215038920
>people keep firing rockets at you
>launch massive attack and kill thousands of your own people
>they refuse to meet you for an actual battle and instead hide amongst civilians

at this point you are faced with a choice: either let them keep killing your people or stop caring about collateral and go after them

doesn't make any sense that israel simply want to wipe out all gazan civilians because they're overcome with bloodlust. bet they'd like nothing more than to not have rockets and shit launched at them daily

>>215039259
not brown, don't care.

diplomatic relations with catberg have remained frosty ever since the litter tray incident of '23

>>215039259
was there widespread coverup of this by the politicians, the police and the social services?

Commiemong doing a hitlerian goon to the athletes again is he

>>215039121
hahah x
cos of woke?>

might have a doughnut

>>215039030
trook

>>215039239
women...

>>215039259
>children into sending increasingly depraved pictures of themselves became the unemployed 22-year-old's "full-time job" from his bedroom at his parent's house in Wigan.

>>215038974
she's fit but she seems really fucking annoying

Why has Twitch started hard flooding Nggers all over the website now? Response to conservatism?

>>215039259
>abhorrent snapchat predator
ktim

>>215039200
go to a farmers market and cook a meal from the ingredients you pick
find a used bookstore and buy something you normally wouldn't
hike somewhere new and take photographs
attend a performance at a local independent theatre
go to the museum

>>215039259
irish diaspora probably

I want to eat Emma Watson’s ass. Emma Watson needs her ass are and I’m the one for the job.

im an abhorrent 4chan predator
i get boring incels to send me pictures, it has become a full time job

>>215039356
mate genuinely how much longer you gonna do this for?

Right well get the bloody pint of milk drunk Rorke

>>215039307
umm i was thinking something else...

>2017
>Windows flat theme OS

W I G A N
M E N T I O N E D

>>215039259
if this guy was brown, leftypol would cover for him

>>215039324
she reminds me of my auth who used to get smashed at kids parties when i was younger and do what I know realise is overly sexual things and i think she gave me a massive fetish

>>215039374
I imagine that hand has doubled in size over the span of 8 years and it wasn’t small back then

>>215039284
that's terrible how they started firing rockets at israel for no reason at all

c'est comme ca

>>215039374
fucking sasquatch

leave emmayank alone

>>215039259
if politicians covered it up and told everyone who cared that they're horrible pricks and ignored what this freak did then i'm sure people would care more

but it seems he was dealt with properly, so why would rorke care? he's just pleased he got caught and locked up

I've hit rorke bottom

>>215039421
vile cellulite arse

>>215039421
so long as the fetish isnt seeing white women near black people and freaking the fuck out
or going "MADE FOR B*C"

>Men able to abuse children in Rotherham for years after police had their names, watchdog finds
leftypol silent

>>215039483
?

Walked around town with my cock and balls out but nobody was ever the wiser >:) . Cos I was wearing shorts as well so I wasn't completely naked, I just had my cock and balls bouncing around out of my boxer shorts

>>215039431
Israel have every right to wipe out Palestine, these people want to see them cease to exist. The weak should fear the strong, the way it has and always will be in nature

>>215039284
>>215039431
Mental how the West is still arguing that Israel is just retaliating/defending itself when Israelis themselves have openly admitted it's got nothing to do with self-defence and they just want the Palestinians genocided.

Like Rorke here is going "Hamas attacked first" and Jews are like "who's Hamas? we just want those sandniggers dead"./

>>215039421
>she reminds me of my auth
corr yeah absolute openid connect arse on that slag

>>215039515
checking under the floodboards in my own mind to be fair

>>215039374
the original emmayank perished long ago, a new one must rise to the occasion each time diabetes claims one of us

oi!

why do you all keep letting this idiot make threads
enough is enough

>>215039534
been typing auth all day at my job (implementing 2fa for a website)

I'm trying to not wank as much but I've been having the urges today.

feel like shit

Any Aryan beasts in?

Dirty fat arsed slag

>>215039586
Alri faggotlad?

>>215039431
shoud we still be going after germany for all the shit they did to us a century ago? maybe start launching rockets at china for taking back hong kong?

at what point do you just let history be history and stop starting stupid wars you're bound to lose? or do you just do the sensible thing that benefits you the most and move on?

if you believe there should be no limit and that hamas aren't massive fucking retards then you must also believe that ultimately the jews are in the right here since they were the ones who were there before all the muslims a long time ago. or does that not count for some reason?

>>215039596
havent had the urge to wank or even a full on boner at the start of wanks for over 3 weeks now

>>215039586
Does it really actually matter who makes the threads mate
Every community has its spastics that you can't stand, just bully him

baby jane's in acapulco we are flying down to riooooo

>>215039606
Why not join the army

>>215039522
Why doesn't that apply to Whites and nons?

>>215039259
What about Ian Watkins and Jimmy Saville eh?

>>215039592
>spending all day getting mfa otps set up
that's a morning job for me

>>215039610
yeh

>>215039534
kek I'd refresh my token in her session id cookie if you know what it is that i am saying

>>215039531
>Like Rorke here is going "Hamas attacked first" and Jews are like "who's Hamas? we just want those sandniggers dead"./

even if that were true then why don't you hold the sandwogs to the same standard? they literally very explicitly state at every possible opportunity that they want the jews to be wiped off the face of the earth

>>215039656
i also had to get a keycloak server running because whoever setup their original one fucked up in every imaginable way

ahh yes, the very british discussion of israel upon tyne and palestineshire

>>215039679
actually lolled because im a sad little nerd

plugged my phone into the wall with USB-C and since then it hasnt stopped showing the fast charge icon in the top bar whenever its charging and thats pretty worrying

>>215039638
Was thinking about a chubby girl I came close to shagging once.

Can't even tell he's a lad can you?
What now Rorke?

>>215039617
vomit

Kelsey Grammer, Charlie Bigham and James Dyson walk into a bar.

They have an amazing evening filled with jokes, intelligent banter and deep, meaningful discussion.

>>215039713
waaaaaaank
lol just kidding. do what you want, you know what you need to do rn

>>215039730
Not my fault that you're a faggot, faggotlad

Eastenders on lads

just found out that MI6 created a silencer that made gunshots louder instead of more quiet, then they'd give it to enemy spies so even if they managed to attempt killings they would be far more likely to be caught

>>215039685
It's a doggie dog world, I ain't taking sides, just saying it's funny Rorke defending Israel when most Israelis don't care about western diplomacy or morals and are fully aware and okay with the fact that they are committing genocide.

>>215039695
for me, it would've been azure b2c because the customers paying

>>215039761
based

smash the gang of four

>>215039761
why not just kill the enemy spies

>>215039761
sounds made up, like female orgasm and the holocaust

>>215039752
you do realize no one here likes you or your posts because they're always complete shit
don't you

>>215039791
they didn't know who they were, because... they were spies

>>215039725
would shag her arse rotten

my music taste is exclusively porn groove, nothing else

>>215039761
spying is just doing epic trolls on people. telécopieur!

>>215039761
not really on is it

>>215039811
naruhodo

>>215039810
I post here.
I like me, lad.

That's all that matters, faggotlad.

>>215039818
my thoughts exactly

>>215039725
could tell in the first 2 seconds

>>215039863
c'est comme ca

shoving a loud silencer down my dickhole

might get it wanked, the willy that is

think britain has been run by the rothschilds since the napoleonic war

>>215039840
tragic

>>215039769
not defending israel just explaining the reality of the situation and also frustrated at all the utter mongs who think blood thirsty sandniggers are saints when they would at the very least be doing what israel is doing now if they were as strong (in reality they would have done a lot worse a long time ago)

>>215039893
Could be worse, lad.
You could be a faggot, faggotlad.

>>215039842
Outrageous claim.

up the celts

i dont want the sky to fall
but if it does
if the stars burn out then
ill catch u through it all

rorke on family game night forgetting to say uno and having to pick up 5 cards

VERjFICATION N0T REQUIRED
emoji de BASED

>>215039892
Pretty much.

Hobson (the man who analysed imperialism) wrote at length on the jews.

desperately want to be good at something

bought too much fast food, probably only eating half of it

>>215039903
why can't you come up with an entertaining insult
it's completely beyond you isn't it
you really are completely worthless

think im overdosing on strepsil extras

Any guilt-ridden man with deep dark secrets that needs constant distraction from his shame

>>215039911
if you can't see the manface then you need to see an optician

>>215039953
Lad, you're not really worth the effort, you see, faggotlad

>>215039962
'

>>215039962
what have you done lad?

can i overdose on sertraline?

all cells have ribosomes, as it turns out
not just (for example) the rough ER. or CD4 cells

Remember Unite the Right

>>215039967
yeah interesting
I don't see you posting anything else

wonder when these drugs will get here the yanks have these flavoured weed spray drugs call za and all the zoomers use it

>>215039987
yeah

>>215040011
I posted the OP, faggotlad.

>>215039987
dont kill yourself

>>215039986
That's between Godberg and I

>>215039894
Correct, but that reality, that whoever gets there first ends up destroying their enemies, is observable throughout the entire history of civilisation, which involves groups inventing or buying weapons and using them to engulf and destroy those around them. Even on a small scale (genocide in Pacific Islands for example). The only difference now is that we have pacts between countries but Israel and Russia are outside of those but at the same time have a strong economy which is why they are getting away with them. If Arabs had attacks Israel under a "democratic" government, it wouldn't have lasted very long.

>>215040029
la is literallie le moi !!

>>215039918
only thing you're going to catch is a prison sentence for being a revolting nonce

what do you reckon is the best sparky trade at the minute

>>215040024
yeah that's all you do
you come here to irritate people
because you're a worthless pathetic troll

good gracious

yo yes
light the bifter

>>215040050
Um

gfberg is maybe one of the most ugliest women I ever have lain my eyes upon

>>215039962
when i was a weird teenager i found a massive bag of condoms and had posh wanks non-stop for like 2 months straight. being an absolute freak i would just throw them out my window into my back garden and i didn't realise my mum was slowly losing her mind at finding tons of used condoms in the garden until one day she started losing it and screaming and crying to herself

luckily being such a loner virgin freak she never even suspected it was me so i got away with it

>>215040077
Seems like only you are upset by me, faggotlad.

Maybe make a poll to see if anyone likcs Canslad?

Well surely she knows she's only supposed to poo out of there

How is everyone doing tonight?
Hope everything is copasetic for you all

got the gay sex arse out tbf

le muis is literally la meus

>>215040091
eventually they all become ugly as you see them in their most disgusting states

>>215039962
ktim
don't think about it that much anymore but suspect the lingering shame is the reason why I find little pleasure in things

regret not buying more fags

>>215040018
spray?

the missus

Another night sharing asinine thoughts anonymously for a crumb of recognition, is it?

Gfberg moved in with me today
She has a key to my apartment now as well as the key to my heart

>>215040091
All girls become ugly once you've lived with them.

downloadberg begin slow and annoying

did anyone move into a place that prohibited smoking but still smoked in the garden with no issue?

>>215040018
weed is literally shite for morons and children, properly grew out of it in my early 20s

>>215040151
cuuuute! gz

uh huh so the fake irish troll is on a german flag now and going to spam porn
great stuff

>>215040050
corr. boner alert

every day you losers make pathetic off topic circle jerk posts about how you never touched a woman

so report it and stop giving yank meta-analysis of the happenings itt

>>215040191
Faggotlad, just do a poll
See if anyone likes Canslad

is diego dead?

>>215040218
how is russia

>>215040165
Close /brit/ it's using too much bandwidth.

>>215040218
...and?

>>215040218
every day you losers make pathetic off topic circle jerk posts about how you never touched Kiev

>>215040064
>If Arabs had attacks Israel under a "democratic" government, it wouldn't have lasted very long.

the arabs did attack israel. multiple times. they started multiple wars against israel and got btfo every time. they instead of just taking the defeat they kept at it and forced the current situation we are seeing now.

In 1994, the BBC asked us if we are ready for the internet. I don't think we are.

>>215040227
riley reid sex arse

>>215040227
a better life (love trio of girl-girl-male)

>>215040218
hope your leg never heals

thats a cock cumming on two ladies faces

>>215040218
but you're still here every day
so
grow up

>>215040218
obviously they're not off topic if you've identified the topic you sausage

>>215040253
early 2000s internet was comfy

>obviously they're not off topic if you've identified the topic you sausage
quantum mechanic blockchain tech

>>215040286
SCREAM

don't reply to the irish/german/russian troll

I remember making a /new/ about buying the mac and posting the receipt and got warned and told it wasn't /brit/ culture

Wankers. Fair but still, lads, wankers.

>throwing hundreds of used condoms out the window into your parents' garden

umm

my hair skipped the good hair day that women get for not washing it and got really greasy

>>215040295
there’s a few lads in here that needed to see this. That’s how it’s done

>>215040313
don't like how the penis opens up

>>215040295
why is nobody helping

>>215040286
in its supra corporeal nature it would never touch or have been touched by a woman

>>215040309
>nobody likes you, Canslad
>I won't do a poll because I'd be proven wrong
>you're not really irish, you're like German and now Russian too

Faggotlad, do you want to try again?

>>215040295
YJK

Been developing a foot fetish

>>215040295
YJK

>>215040295
you'd think that the jap versions of these dog would be very jappy and polite/reserved but actually no they also just maul people for no reason

>>215040349
blockchain tech is going to start fucking women eventually

>>215040348
>lil pibble wouldnt hurt no one xd

>>215040371
kek

there are literal dogs that have had sex with human women more than me

rorke making a spicy tweet and getting on the blockedchain

walking around with a massive hole on one arse cheek in my pants

apparently zinc helps stop a bacterial cold(?) if its used in the early stages

>>215040407
there's no proof of that

What major events do you think will take place between now and 2100?

The ummy wummy poster is Quentin!!

>>215040413
>blockedchain
BLACKED chain

>>215040424
I've got a big hole in my arse

walking around with a massive hole in between my arse cheeks

>>215040435
the scranning of the poo

>>215040428
lie made up by Big Zinc to sell Zinc

I'll do the poll then, faggotlad

Post if you hate Canslad or really hate Canslad.

my cock opens up big enough to slot a coin into when I cum

>>215039230
thats not good mate

>>215040435
second coming of jesus

>>215040440
kys freak

cant wait for winter now so I can go eat zinc

lads
>went out for an italian meal with mumberg tonight
>looking around the restaurant and every other table was basically a date
>every girl was fucking stunning
>every bloke was a proper deano with a £40 haircut, a chain and all the muscles and bit of a tan with the turkey teeth

where are all the ugly people
don't they go out on friday nights?
no wonder 1/3 of young uns are virgins

lot of porno being posted tonight

>>215040493
planning on it, idea's been brewing in my mind, reckon this christmas i'll get drunk for for 3 weeks then livestream my suicide for you lads

>>215040499
janny is striking for a 40% pay rise

>>215040497
>>went out for an italian meal with mumberg tonight
you already lost

>>215040514
cheer up mate :)

>bap bap bap bap
>MORE straight white porn

>>215040497
those are the ugly people

>>215040518
he's earned it in my view

might buy a guitar amp

>>215040497
>where are all the ugly people
going out for dinner with their mum

>>215040497
You're a runt and they're the winners

>>215040559
>>215040559
>>215040559
the new as it were

>>215040531
why?
don't you love treating your mumberg?

>>215040435
Whites regain Europe
New Hitler

>>215040562
yeah? bet you don't. you'll do nothing as usual

I need a biomass LASS with a big fat ASS and a little bit of SASS who will take me to TASK
is that too much to ask?

POOOONNNGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

bit early me thinks, janmans thoughts?

>>215040497
the only young men that go out are social media deanos or straight up criminals/gang members and they are all after the same tarted up social media slag

nobody else can be arsed

>>215040575
We are living under the thousand year judenreich unfortunately
Only 920 more years to go

The person who enjoys walking will go further than the one obsessed with the destination.

remember - this post left intentionally blank - posting?

>>215040431
I have seen photographic evidence

btw I remembered yesterday that I have to work on being a better boyfriend
if women are scared of me thats a bit dumb but I do still have to work on it to be more friendly or something

Had a hard seltzer and ate a cheeseburger and then shaged the gfberg before going to security guard night shift toil

>>215040435
Hopefully a solar flare that wipes out all electronics for a bit and sets all bank info and shitcoins to 0

>>215040773
wouldn't happen