Thread 215040559

England edish

sexo

that's it, im spunking in my underwear

>>215040559 (OP)
Are you that fucking scared you make /news/ 20 posts early?

>>215040559 (OP)
this is racist

I am genuinely going to vote for the Greens (if there is a candidate in my town)

>>215040593
whats your excuse for making every space you occupy a poltier shithole though

edinburgh university

mum is either a legit schizo or has utterly out of control anxiety issues

>meeting tomorrow for lunch and a concert
>tell her i don't know the exact times but i will make sure to inform her by tomorrow morning
>texts me this afternoon asking for times
>say i don't know
>get 12 missed calls and 5 texts where it's obvious she is utterly freaking out
>tell her i don't know yet and i will let her know
>she gets extremely angry at me and threatens to not come

fucking grim

>>215040635
My silly is that big but I haven't been able to get hard enough for years

women don't need men any more

>>215040657
didnt happen

>>215040622
the fuck are you on about

>NASA announces the 6,000th confirmed exoplanet.
6000 planets!
Who knew our universe was so awash with beauty!?
Today is a historic day my friends.
From Exoplanet 1 in 1992 to Exoplanet 6000 in 2025. I'd glad I got to experience it with all of you.
Earth is 6000 years old according to Jews and Christians so it's doubly auspicious too.

>>215040622
yeah that's what it is people are scared of you
lmao

>>215040676
>>215040686
At least you can admit it, faggotlad

me and twin

Never thought I'd be a Green voter but here we are

>>215040657
tell her a false time and then don't show up

voting pink me

>>215040666
you definetely seem like a big silly man

>>215040686
you scared of that taig?

>>215040657
you're very rude
it's not ok to leave it until the day of, that's very inconsiderate and she's right to be bothered by it

I genuinely doubt anyone here has voted in the last 3 general elections

>>215040669
>posts a woman working in an industry 99.9% propped up by male consumers

>>215040666
based silly jokester

>>215040707
Never thought i'd be a reformer but here we are
get them out mate get them out

Interesting.

>>215040751
They literally won't let me because they are racist

im going (again) to be actively working to be a better boyfriend :) for either gender

never thought l'd die fighting side by side with a rorke

>>215040781
haha finland is here x

>>215040782
this post just made the umtomatoes sprout

>>215040778
isnt it Yiddish that was wiped out though

>>215040751
2017: Labour
2019: Labour
2024: Reform

wahey

>>215040796
what about side by side with a friend

>>215040751
voted Reform in 2024
voted Tory in 2019 to my shame (but Reform pulled out so eh)
voted Labour in 2017 but that's because my MP at the time was actually a top lad and I wanted him in there despite Jezza's inevitable defeat which turned out not to be so
voted bloody UKIP in 2015 didn't I

as for 2029 I'm a bit homeless right now desu
Voting Reform is fun when they're nowhere near power but when they've got more of the vote share than Labour and Tories combined you have to start analysing their competence and seeing how they're running councils I'm not impressed whatsoever
Main appeal of voting for them is to scare the other two cunts desu.

Haha lol it's so true

>>215040810
reckon this is like the blockchain but you arent telling us what the words translate to so theres no way of knowing what the actual reaction was. probably being sick (I am an empath)

The indog that posts here is a girl btw

>>215040751
I've voted in 9 of them mate

would you shag you if you were a girl?

>>215040844
gonna repost this on /r/leftymemes

>>215040816
emoji de telecopieur!

>>215040854
im not that eaglechud

>>215040844
you've posted this today already
>>215032581

My voting record

2010 Tories
2015 UKIP
2017 Tories
2019 Tories
2024 Labour
2029 Greens

>>215040886
hes a goodboy

must be freshers or something. lot of people about tonight

>>215040846
the reaction translated to image format:

Dexter seems to be popular again I keep seeing these Doakes memes makes me want to rewatch the first 4 seasons.

rorke waddling to the polls in 1832 to vote for the Duke of Wellington to prevent the Reform and Abolition Acts 1832 and 1833 from passing

My voting record

2010 Magpie Party
2015 Economic Libertarians
2017 Magpie Party
2019 Magpie Party
2024 Economic Libertarians
2029 Magpie Party

>>215040897
Repetitive posts? On /brit/??!??!?? Say it ain't so!

VERFICATION NOT
REQUIREEEEEEEED

umpumpkins

>>215040905
2010 Lib Dem
2015 Tory
2017 Labour
2019 Labour
2024 Green
2029 Reform

>>215040905
this nigga fell in love with a trannard on discord during covid omg

Might book a cheeky train to Corrour and just walk off for a week

>>215040927
rorke died at 10 years of age halfway up a chimney covered in soot

in 2010 Xbox Live had a thing where you can vote for which party you think will win the election. I voted Lib Dems and then they got in that cheeky coalition. All my doing x

>>215040905
What happened to you

>>215040941
in 2029 we voting magpie party
I think there should be a political party which solves politics. if the government was ACTUALLY good there would be no more need for elections

my little umpkin

silver for our amy

rorke declaring half a day off on saturday is 'communism'

mad theat people still believe in the sham of democracy

>>215040984
i think blastoise and raichu and maybe mewtwo would vote for magpie party (but i dont know because its not in the pokedex) but if they vote for the magpie party then they will be ok with me

>>215040966
me after hearing michael jackson

>>215040833
The BorisWave is on you x

>>215040559 (OP)
england is my city

get the houseplants' arses soaked Rorke

Lucas Bergvall

>>215041034
someone used mewtwo in the Go battle league match against me last night. oneshot that little spaz with my based umbreon

>>215041012
Femke Bol is engaged to a BELGIAN that is 2 inches (5 cm) shorter than her
Isn't that nationally humiliating?

umposter using her Hello Kitty plushie to shield her eyes whenever she sees a rude post

I just found out that normal people actually live in Las Vegas imagine walking past this on your way to school everyday

>>215041057
haha great hope he never comes back what a little worm

>>215041061
>her
>she

>>215041040
I was literally in Shabana Mahmood's constituency desu
was at Birmingham uni at the time

Living in a competitive seat is overrated af btw. Experienced it for the first time in 2024 and the cunts wouldn't leave me alone.

when is based cornwall coming back

>all the successful lads have nice haircuts, muscles and a tan
not hard to see where you’re going wrong, if you refuse to follow a winning formula then you’re losing

>>215041061
>umposter
>her
Umposter is the gayest twink alive in Britain today mate

2010: BNP
2015: BNP
2017: Labour
2019: Labour
2024: Didn’t vote

The NatSoc options

>>215041073
do you reckon they teach them how to play blackjack and poker and all that

>>215041097
Quite lovely

>>215041092
>>215041105
she identifies as she/her x

>>215041073
Jerma I think (or he used to)
omni from HackForums

umposter using a hello kitty branded vibrator on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>215041073
I've heard it's in the middle of fucking nowhere, so you're basically trapped in a tacky gambling world hahahaha

>>215041120
reckon the probability classes are very popular yeah

Lads l unironically voted in the 2005 election

In Swedish hey hello is hej hallå

>>215041073
Vegas has the best pay to expenses ratio west of the rockies. Plenty of jobs paying 40-50 an hour and prices arent too insane

Sir Nonce Defender

>>215041137
I automatically hate anything that you post

rain tomorrow don't mind it on my incelwalks

>>215041073
people from barren cultureless shitholes probably feel the same walking about our rolling hills and historical buildings

>>215041158
Nice to have you with us tonight, GRANDDAD

Sir Um Poster

>>215041073
they also have real mole people that live underground

>>215041158
alri literal oldest man alive

Right well tomorrow I'm getting drunk off my arse

>>215041073
Vegas is a shithole desert

>>215041162
between 29 and 37 GBP for anyone wondering

>>215041158
Who'd you vote for, the Whigs??? Granddad

>>215041109
>voting
>Natsoc options
gullible mark lol

>>215041158
time you got to bed grandad

Canspaedo meltie

fuck it
fuck it all

feel warm and soft
thank you based showers

>>215041227
How do you know my name

Sir Oswald Mosley
Sir William Joyce
Sir Colin Jordan
Sir John Tyndall
Sir Nick Griffin
Sir Jonathan Bowden

whig party - "at least we arent the other guys!"

twilly x gluee

>>215041244
i like showering
very comfy

oi rorke, it says gullible on the ceiling

>Corrour railway station

Why???

Imagine the incel walk from here

time to go find out if im allergic to penicillin

Bought a professional microphone and I finally sound like those good YouTubers fucking hell never using a 40 quid usb mic again

>>215041220
thanks x

Got a bruise on my big toenail almost a year ago and it went away but then a couple of months ago I put too much pressure on it and it bruised again so it seems I will have a bruised toenail for the rest of my life

>>215040750
i literally do not know when it starts though since they rescheduled it last minute

>>215041325
who are you talking to

>>215041310
probably not a lot of Pokestops on the walk though
>>215041325
> £40 shit mic
thats the cost of a blue yeti! wtf

>>215041325
rorkeychops can finally sound professional on his 300 subscriber politics channel

>>215041340
that's a lie

>>215041350
my adoring fans

anybody wanting to have sex?
i want to have sex
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>215041338
happened to me, someone stood on my toe at work and completely obliterated my nail so now it grows up instead of forward.

>>215041325
ASMR Charlie Bingham ready meal eating videos coming soon

>>215041322
emoji de cold temperateure

1992: Labour
1997: Labour
2001: Labour
2005: Conservative
2010: Conservative
2015: Conservative
2017: Liberal Democrat
2019: Green
2024: Reform

>>215041381
KTIM
SEEEEEEEEEX!

reckon the red team will beat the blue team tomorrow?

What was the moment you lads realized you weren't normal nor accepted in normal social spheres other people breeze through?

>>215041390
>2017: Liberal Democrat
umm

>>215041390
>1997: Labour
You can walk my path...

Bushcraft videos

>>215041390
moses's old mate over here

voted for disraeli me

>>215041434
Brexit was a mistake. I still think it was but I've made my peace with it, what's done is done.

did you guys know that penicillin actually helps with syphillis? thats crazy
I can see how it has never developed tolerance to that (from noncompliance)
them ancient people used to use arsenic

Tourism should be banned

>>215041390
Blud voted for Blair twice
Blud voted for Cameron twice

>>215041465
Well said

imagine SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX with prime tara reid
it could've happened

i'm fucking ill lads. AGAIN
never ever live with somebody that works in a hospital if you can help it

>>215041465
Brexit was a mistake but so was the EU

>>215041440
Could do with some reccies on this lads. I get some good ones in my recommendations but then I get a few where the filming is a bit shit and has too many shots of the person just walking or putting their gloves on or whatever with no good sense for pacing or editing

>>215041486
she was in CHARMED I think
they were all fit desu. the black haired one was fittest

>>215041486
never rated her

>>215041350
>>215041372
>>215041385
crabs in a bucket
You’ll never know who I am but I’m good and you’ll probably watch my stuff

>>215041465
you do not sound over it

>>215041498
a lot of covid on the go at the momenf

>>215041498
mummy's a nurse and I never get ill
bet you wash your hands don't you

I think New Zealand should cut out their power grid and live like medieval times and people from anglosphere countries should be able to apply for a pass to visit

>>215041498
quick! take some zinc, report back
you shoudl also be getting exercise on the regular so that your immune system works properly. but at the same time, a tired immune system cannot effectivel do its job

Rorke screaming 'so much for the tolerant left' as he's lead to the guillotine in the French revolution

are men scared of you?
are women scared of you?

>>215041516
is it gaming related?

>>215041524
Oh I am. I'm too old to give a shit about that any more, nor to care what colour of shit is served up by the government of the day.

weightlifting shoes all look like pure shit

>>215041565
absolutely not

>>215041325
which one did u buy

should there be a national dna database, yes or no?

>>215040559 (OP)
INGERLAND!!!

I WILL date a nurse

Need Emma Watson to do a smelly fart right in my face.

de VOLTORB BLAST

Ramming my throbbing cock down mouseys throat

>>215041603
Yes. Nothing to hide nothing to fear

>>215041516
reckon I won't

>>215041615
de Abvolt! I know that one (not volt tho)

Today's kino

>>215041516
Chris spargo

Leftypol gazing at the shooting star passing through the night sky beyond his window and wishing with all his might, hands clasped in utmost wishfullness, that he wakes up black tomorrow

>>215041539
Despite what they say if that happened they would slaughter the Indians, Chinese, Maoris, and Pacific Islanders.

>>215041645
Decent film that
Good sex scene

>>215041537
>bet you wash your hands don't you
am i not supposed to now or something?
>>215041547
thanks for the advice pal
>>215041525
it is a RTI so could be. never got vaxed and never got covid either

>>215041646
have you ever wondered who rorke and leftypol are?
well i went on a mission to find out, and it took me to a 4chan image board, and the british thread

>>215041615
wait wtf
maybe ovolt. what is it???

>>215041670
what happened to his face?

>>215041645
The wife is like... SO hot

>>215041696
he got cross

>>215041696
took a holy cross to the face
was never the same again

de VOLTORB BLAST the EU in minecraft

hmmmm

>>215041696
probably chipped off and replaced with a cross by an anti-idol christian

>>215041645
shit film

>>215041645
seen it already so i win

>>215041732
idgi

on the blue archive
doing my dailies
then i'll be on the dying light: the beast

keep my willy in my front left pocket, my balls in the back right

le volts

giz a (you)

after lifting i always wish i lifted just a little harder

>>215041777
ok

You get even vaguely out of line in a, they call them "subreddits," in a subreddit? WOOOO man these women will SWARM on you

>>215041756
gonna play some vampire survivors then go to bed

>>215041777
wahey

>>215041777
sc

FRENCH: volter; ENGLISH: volte -> volt
curious

>>215041645
clickbait film, i wanted a historical account of violence

>>215040606
Cozzie livs innit

>>215041785
>>215041791
>>215041794
>>215041796
>>215041799
Cheers, can I have another please?

>>215041792
confused slightly by this post

/brit/ mourns Ricky Hatton

>>215041789
I wish you'd lifted yourself out of this thread so we don't have to hear your boring gym anecdotes.

>>215041823
watched her gf suck her off until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>215041827
*picks you up and throws you into the runt hole*
could've got another three reps of that, but that'll do

don't be a greedy guts yeah

Fucking hell lads I ask for a you and it's crickets but that fucker gets loads at the drop of a hat

>>215040905
The redemption of Rorke

wish I had a scar on my face would look sick

@215041814
dont push your luck

>>215041818
Yeah it was the "women," that was an unnecessary edit. Redditors swarm you and kick you while your down if you even vaguely go against local consensus.

ab moi corpus toi

>>215041751
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_Accord

>>215041823
Even if I didn't know this was a bloke pretending to be a woman I'd think something was off here. Looks very freakish and quite frankly unpleasant.

>>215041862
tight git

>cozzie livs

normies omfdz what are they like

le blasté la CUM (comme)

>>215041794
>vampire survivors
that actually any good

thats another tranny posted
thats another picture of a tranny i looked at and pondered how grim his life will look after the age of 40

>>215041892
cokkie livs

>>215041894
umposter after i whip it out

whys that bloke wearing a bikini?

>>215041823
>>215041892
Horse faced troglodytes

ala le CUME BLAST!

might post something illegal under US law

>>215041922
probably a bender lol. what are those gays like eh

MASH mentioned

i don't like that the trannyspammer stopped differentiating by filename

>>215041894
she killed mac miller she'll never have peace

if any of you were wondering what I look like

>>215041892
...wow.. my jaw is on the floor

would you suck a tranny dick for 5k? You can pick the tranny

the headache looms

>>215041911
it's fun but brain dead

>>215041961
looks like totti from roma

>>215041967
if I sucked any dick i would cover their eyes. not a very flattering POV for the masc to be sucking a dick YES im masc!

>>215041982
fucking dire.

>>215041967
>5k
i'd pay double that

>>215037077
yeah mate, might crack out the knob in a bit

>>215041983
No it’s me from Wales

>>215041967
i'd suck a bloke's dick for 5k

mahu

Akihabara Electric Town

the Otaku

>>215041967
depends on the rules
does it have to be to completion? do they have to cum in my mouth or on my face?
does it have a condom on

>>215041982
what the FUCK is that????

>>215041999
SEXO

>>215041892
wood berry

>>215041959
Mac Miller
now that was a good jew

>>215042014
laughed

>>215041892
CORR

>>215042022
>does it have to be to completion? do they have to cum in my mouth
this l'm afraid

What would be the bigger Brit twist,

>Sacked tranny actually being a 10/10 tranny
>mousey actually being a cute twink

>>215042019
how did you know...

>>215042014
annoyed that in the end the girantua was a shitty Pokemon. especially after I saw BrandonTan solo Giovani with just one Pokemon (Annihilape - I have a hundo one of those btw)

will you stand above me
look my way, never love me
rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling
down, down, down

NEW
>>215032181
>>215032181
>>215032181

>>215042017
would slam her pussy until my cawk was raw

I think i've destroyed my mind with drugs and television.

watching a doc

>>215042052
Probably sacked tranny being peng

>>215042063
>Terry
was that always his name?

My nigga Rizzy on the train, bringin' down a parcel
Still calling shots like I'm giving out samples
Earning bare dough these shoes on my feet are old school Italian
Like Totti and Del Piero

wish the internet didn't exist and people were just normal

>Akihabara Electric Town
>
>the Otaku

>>215042102
ktim

like im sorry you developed porn addiction or whatever but do you have to keep posting naked blokes?

>>215042102
true but all the worlds information at our fingertips...

>>215042102
people were fucked up before the internet, the internet has just given everyone a platform to indulge being fucked up.

Sir Keir starmer defects to the magpie party !!

5 billion dead niggers

>>215041967
2 for 10k?

>>215042119
what good is information when we're incel losers

>>215042087
>>215042102
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1758298767508509.png

going bbc alley you lads want anything

my little porny

>>215041967
oh sure

>>215042151
mars bar

Thinking about having sex

>>215042149
people really make this shite and think it's some mint joke. weird world

life is no different with the internet the only different thing is all the stuff the internet did to make life different

mousey is a pretty good schizo
quite like his posts

>>215042195
he's pure evil and remorseless

>>215042215
which is exactly what makes him so hilarious

The Yank id most like to have sex with is Sydney Sweeney.
America has fallen.

>>215042195
I only come here for mousey now.

why is mousey evil?
i don't know his full backstory

>>215042215
how do i know youre not an r9k freak?

>>215042235
he nonces mice. that's why he's called mousenonce

>>215042226
no livy rodrig ?

>>215042235
he regularly announces plans to blow up parliament or maim pregnant women lol

>>215042255
yeah but all scientists do that

women will pay me 5k to suck my willard soon

>>215041884
uncanny valley

>or maim pregnant women lol
no I dont. why you always lying? because youre evil?

>>215042268
someone who tries to turn piss and nettles into explosives isn't really a scientist

Are we all investment bankers in this general? All of us having sex, yeah? Wives and/or girlfriends and that? Millions of pounds in our bank accounts?

>>215042285
why you stocking up on bighams tomorrow?

>>215042303
im a chimney sweep

Thoughts on the idea of having a new thread?

>>215042297
you think the great minds of centuries past weren't pissing in nettles and seeing what would happen?

>>215042296
ahem...

>>215042297
you've got it wrong
the nettles were to make methamphetamine, and he wants to make explosives (de BOMB BLAST) out of batteries!

new

>>215042352

>>215042352

>>215042343
you are a dangerous idiot

>>215042303
no but am unironically quite well off. use my access to money to live a womfy comfy life of chilling and generally faffing about