Thread 215042352

brit bum edish

mary poppins sexarse

All it takes is one med BVLL to turn an entire neighborhood of english roses into concubines for nordic/med babies

my 9/11/9 shadow snorlax just got stronger and is now 13/13/13 shadow snorlax

>>215042303
its the /brit/ archetype lad
we're all 6'2+, 7+ inch knob, six figure salary, thinking of starting a family with the missus. why would anyone lie?

Oh mousey... Why are you like this mate?

>>215042386
lmao as though supporting israel would change any of this

>>215042386
Jews literally caused this.

>>215042386
But Israel is the one pushing Muslims into Europe

>>215042401
you are extremely grim. do better
>>215042409
educate yourself you dangerous idiot. always jerking off to nothingburgers as well (with the bombs)

>>215042386
Nice of jooz to threaten us. They really have no self awareness at all.

SUCK OUR COCKS?

The missus is sending me pics from her weekend away with her friends and 2 of her friends are so much fitter than her it's unreal

>>215042452
He any good?

>>215042409
expanded this image and tried to hover over the replies with my mouse

>>215042452
SHE ANY GOOD?

>>215042423
have You Ever Been to ..

United Kingdom

GoldShip Poster

this fag always putting bad vibes into the thread...

>>215042386
right well this is a racist cartoon posted on the birt isn't it
shan't be having this, the birt loves Islam

>>215042459
gonna wank over them?

>>215042409
selling supplements?
none of that stuff is particularly harmful to pregnant women

>>215042459
why do so many fit women come into your life when you get a gf its not fair

Tom Skinner you naughty boy!!

47. He was just a kid.

>>215042481
erm i've been through heathrow one time

What place would be considered the Holy Land or Mecca of the UK and to British people?

Historically speaking, 190 always said /brit/ was a glorifed crew

how the fuck did uma musume get so fucking popular, thought it was just a gimmick but even saw it on my normie mate's phone

>>215042352 (OP)
Imagine the smell

bleeding hearts dont care about educating themselves... just persecution. anything to be vindictive, and call others evil (arguably this is evil)

>>215042481
love you mate

updating the so called graphics drivers

Israel:
>sent muslims to white countries
>invented goyslop and made everyone obese
>turned doctors into pill pushers
>turned an entire nation into obese ssri-taking zombies

based

Hate getting gapped might just go bed now fucking depressing

>>215042524
greggs n spoons

>>215042561
Very true
They will pay for all their crimes one day

>>215042524
London obviously everywhere else in Britain is downstream of London no matter how much they seethe about it

>>215042386
With climate change people will need to be fully clothed at all times to avoid sun burn, but someone should draw sunglasses on these women for accuracy.

>>215042524
Stone Henge but they made it cringe

evening lads hows it foing

>>215042401
you are a permavirgin freak and nobody will ever love you

I need to find a super nerdy hobby to get into

Serious question have you ever met a murderer?

that hypothetical from the last thread has me all hot and bothered

Ate 25 chocolate biscuits today

may as well go to bed then i guess

Fuck Kimmy gonna do?

space? all fake mate.

>>215042636
junkie stepdad's junkie mate set his dad on fire whilst he was sleeping for abusing him as a child

what's the nerdiest board on this website

>>215042561
they all look legit mental

>>215042679
Goebbels reminds me of Kirk

>>215042591
whereabouts in london though

>>215042636
Yea

bums mentioned

>>215042561
up the dosages
all those women are clearly mentally ill

>>215042561
gif makes me wonder why society is so ill that everyone has to be on SSRIs

>>215042705
flat, made to look nice only by filters and lighting

>>215042700
He would have thrown charlie in a concentration camp and be completely justified in doing so

>>215042621
find a local chess club, astronomy society or start playing board games

>>215042671
your mum a good judge of character is she?

tune bruv

>>215042636
Yeah
Some degen in AA was humblebragging about killing someone
His first session and he just couldn't wait to tell everyone he killed someone
Stopped going to AA after that because I realised then that it's just full of freaks lol

>>215042682
just go on /diy/ mate the the other ones are gamers or anime nonces

Onion badjis

>>215042703
Greenwich where time started

Trump:

We will have something very big coming up soon about autism. Autism is totally out of control.

>>215042732
haha she's shocking x

I no black I Dominican

>>215042700
lmao Kirk was a bourgeois conservative and a shabbos goy

I feel like when im old i'll enjoy life more. Should really stop being a fat obese fatty so I can still be alive in my 60s/70s.

Remember when he created the world's most expensive ready meal as a publicity stunt. I think it was over £300 lol

it's becoming painfully clear that the people at the top have lost all control of the world

>>215042790
Youth is wasted on the young

>>215042524
football stadiums
only tourists go to london for "pilgrimmage"

>>215042796
Gobbells?

>>215042759
reckon she'd let me give her a going over?

Boomers: we didn't have autism back in my day

Also boomers: has a 15,000 bottle cap collection sorted by colour hue

Gary eats for PM

>>215042718
You said that yesterday, you seething bumlet bitch

Is there anything worse than being mentioned by someone speaking at a party or an event?

>>215042796
charlie bighams?

>>215042790
Why? Just be more of the same shite you do now sitting inside on a Friday night on 4chan what a life

The person who enjoys walking will go further than the one obsessed with the destination.

>>215042797
cool it with teh antisemitism

not a single argument about jesus on a friday on /brit/

>>215042830
He's right though isn't he

>>215042835
more wisdom and money

>>215042797
it's not that they've lost control, but they're taking too much of it

The people's community must not be a mere phrase, but a revolutionary achievement following from the radical carrying out of the basic life needs of the working class. A ruthless battle against corruption! A war against exploitation, freedom for the workers! The elimination of all economic-capitalist influences on national policy. Maintaining a rotten economic system has nothing to do with nationalism, which is an affirmation of the Fatherland... The sin of liberal thinking was to overlook socialism’s nation-building strengths, thereby allowing its energies to go in anti-national directions.

>>215042524
Binley Mega Chippie

>>215042841
true
am giving it to Pokemon Go now so that I can keep enjoying it, with Pokemon Go giving it to me before in the bad time. one bad time for one bad time

>>215042841
but he won't get to the destination

>>215042841
l disagree

japanese zoomers be like
damn oji u aint even got the labubu-san fortonaito skin wwww

she goebbelin my joseph

>>215042822
probably not but I might...?

>>215042524
>Mecca
Anywhere in Oldham town centre

>>215042755
Autistic meme warriors got that cunt into office to begin with, what a traitor

Toil in 3 days

>>215042828
heehee thats every fucking man in my family that
swear to the grave its not the 'tism

>>215042636
met a guy briefly who lived near my sister who shot another guy like a week after i met him. dont know the details like if it was self defense or what but never saw him again

>>215042705
cannot comprehend why anyone would find that attractive. tranny chasers are weirder than the trannys

Daredemo Daisuki

Joke: ethnostate
Bespoke: ethnoplanet

>>215042738
russia sex arse

Is it normal office talk for the married woman to say I smell nice today or does she want my cock

>>215042830
Nope, I think multiple lads here realise she's a flat arsed IG whore

i start my diet.... monday.

>>215042797
Nah
They cause chaos to bring in 'solutions'

>Freshly showered
>All new bedding
>Loaded up the Gary's Economics and TLDR News
Comfy

>>215042705
zero curves

>>215042524
vvwakey vvines

Monday - Work
Tuesday - Work
Wednesday - Work
Thurdsay - Work
Friday - Work
Saturday - No work
Sunday - No work
Monday - Work
Tuesday - Work
Wednesday - Work
Thurdsay - Work
Friday - Work
Saturday - No work
Sunday - No work
Monday - Work
Tuesday - Work
Wednesday - Work
Thurdsay - Work
Friday - Work
Saturday - No work
Sunday - No work

>>215042919
not a fan of small talk are you?

You want to know something funny? If I drink caffeine after 1pm it actually makes me feel really sleepy. Like I have to go take a nap!

amen

where is diego?

>>215042888
high IQ joke why doesn't this have more updoots

popping my daily incense :)
pogchamp

>>215042431
false

Listening to WARSTRIKE Ep 112

>>215042951
Doesn't seem like normal small talk though does it? Idk

>>215042841
When I walk, I fantasise about an alternate reality in which I win the EuroMillions at the age of 19 and spend my life travelling around and enjoying life and fucking beautiful whores, then settling down in my mid-30s to marry a beautiful woman (either former Miss France, Camille Cerf, or former Miss Italy contestant and actress, Silvia Mazzieri) and start a huge family in the countryside. I also imagine myself having realistic but outdated achievements, such as playing at Wembley but for a semi-professional team in the FA Trophy final, and at Twickenham for the Cambridge University team in the annual Varsity match. All things considered, I think it's my mind's way of torturing me by bringing seemingly-crazy goals within touching distance and then hammering home that I will never actually attain them, like a kind of perverse and masochistic mental masturbation. It's painful after the fact, but always fun whilst it lasts and it certainly makes my walks more interesting.

More is lost with indecision than wrong decision.

I cant decide if i'm enjoying my current vape flavour. "Red Apple Ice".

>>215042974
justs say thanks, mention what designer it is and where you bought it from

>>215042963
yesss hehe lure the poor innocent pokemon to mousey he wont hurt them

not sure when it happened but i have unironically got into nick fuentes

>>215042972
Listening to the replay now

>>215042999
he wants to hurt pregnant women now

>>215042988
swore off the vapes for all eternity 4 days ago me

>>215042738
reminder that she poos from somewhere in there

>>215042969
Christianity is a jewish psyop on Aryans,

>>215042979
could be my life motto this
need it in latin or old french though or it doesn't count

Monday - no Work
Tuesday - no Work
Wednesday - no Work
Thurdsay - no Work
Friday - no Work
Saturday - No work
Sunday - No work

Been that way ever since 16 im now 24

>>215042999
gonna store them all in Pokeballs till they get sent to the professor (unless they are shiny/hundo)

they memory holed that poor scottish lass brandishing an axe defending herself from a migrant rape gang

>>215042969
>thulean
hmmmmmmmmm

I'm so fucking hungry it's insane

it must have been crazy the first time your family got internet

>>215043030
what do you think the professor does with tens of thousands of discarded catches

>>215042988
giz a puff
>>215043009
he's a good entertainer

>>215043038
yo she got a lion kang tattoo cuz she saw the lion king once

kind of mental how my city is the only place in the world where "egg roll" doesn't mean "shredded cabbage and pork"
here it means "spiced mystery meat paste"
and honestly it's fucking peng and 4x lush

>>215043054
grinds them into traditional medicaments for the chinese market, like the koreans with all those foetuses

>>215043020
you do realise that the colonisation of the americas, slavery and multiple genocides where done in the name of christianity?

yeah you know all those pacifist Christian states like the Roman empire and the HRE and all that

aff tae bed

>>215042988
blows my mind that people fuck around with that shite when it doesn't actually get you fucked. i'd understand all the flavours and devices and strength varieties if it got you fucked up but it's just lost on me as a nicotine thing.

I want to be a gynecologist :)
>>215043054
who knows
at least I think the Pokemon are stored digitally (like the PC) so he can just keep them all in not a lot of space. maybe he puts them back out into the wild, and that explains migration in the regions in Pokemon Go

>>215043016
how is it going? did you get back on the ciggies?

>>215043041
champions league started ain't nobody got time for that

>>215043044
thoughts?
https://youtu.be/OPlK5HwFxcw

>>215043052
Unc

>>215043012
HH

Catholics be like shit was so based in 1406

Devon has more land than it knows what to do with. Kernow chads need to go about setting right some historical wrongs.

>>215043041
i heard it was 10 gangs and some of them ate people including babies

'Ellis' might be the worst show I've ever seen. It even manages to be worse than 'Vera', and that was truly shite.

>>215043094
no off everything
I feel fine, very hungry though which is nice

the absolute state of helperlad

>>215043123
why dont they just build wider roads?

>>215043129
you didn't like Vera? why? what's wrong with you?

>>215043124
jen barber tier foot game dios mío

>>215043124
just put a paper bag over her foot and shes good to go

Scat sex with Emma Watson.

>>215043009
Fuentes is a civnat gayop being pushed by moneyed interests.

>>215042944
https://www.instagram.com/realwakeywines/reel/DOBmq4riZZd/?hl=en

see comments

Law enforcement authorities in the U.K. have arrested two teen members of the Scattered Spider hacking group in connection with their alleged participation in an August 2024 cyber attack targeting Transport for London (TfL), the city's public transportation agency.

Thalha Jubair (aka EarthtoStar, Brad, Austin, and @autistic), 19, from East London and Owen Flowers, 18, from Walsall, West Midlands were arrested at their home addresses on Tuesday, the National Crime Agency (NCA) said. They are 19 and 18, respectively.

In July 2024, the DoJ said law enforcement seized cryptocurrency wallets on a server allegedly controlled by Jubair and confiscated digital assets worth about $36 million at the time. Jubair is also said to have transferred a portion of the proceeds that originated from one of the victims, worth about $8.4 million at the time, to another wallet.

Jubair has been charged with computer fraud conspiracy, two counts of computer fraud, wire fraud conspiracy, two counts of wire fraud, and money laundering conspiracy. If convicted, he faces a maximum penalty of 95 years in prison.

95 years bro is COOKED

>>215043129
lad

what in the fuck were you thinking even watching this

>>215043153
so you can't get in you massive fat bastard
haha xx

helperlad chimneysweep coalmines phenotype

goodbye forever huns

>>215043184
I'm visiting nanberg and I'd sunk a couple of bockles, I thought it'd soften the blow

>>215043027
grim tbph

thinking of reconnecting with dadberg so i can ask him for money

>>215043182
hope the guy with a white name gets off easy and the guy with the jabahahr name gets the maximum sentence

>>215043088
I've been smoking for 15 years. I wasn't planning to quit. But a few weeks ago I was staying away from home and going outside for a smoke was too much hassle and I could vape at the window so I bought it. First week I dropped to 5 ciggies a day and a few toots on the vape. Then second week hitting the vape more and dropped to 2-3 ciggies a day. 3rd week in and im having a ciggie every other day but now tooting the vape nonstop. I was probably better off just smoking and might yet go back.

>>215043237
bit cunty isn't it mate

>>215043222
Tell me about it mate. Ruined my own life

>>215043179
it shouldnt be legal to dress like that

>>215043182
don’t think you’re going to get 95 years for white collar crimes, even in a shithole like America

The late Roman Empire (Constantine to 476) gives me a weird feeling. You can see the oriental influence.

>>215043251
You're 24, you can still be anything you want to be bro

>>215043182
>Owen Flowers, left, and Thalha Jubair appear at Westminster Magistrates’ Court, London

do you think they are virgins?
They stole about $119 million USD
after stealing that much I don't think they'll be virgins much longer if they are

>see a face
>think 'he is definitely irish'
>hear him speak
>strong norf accent
>hmm, I must be wrong
>see his name badge
>McKenna

why do they stand out so much
why do they look so distinctive

the late [person[, 476 A.D.

What all happened in the year 1488? Did the people know they were living in the hitler year?

>>215043289
they look like they're about to sing 'brimful of asha' on top of the pops lol

>>215043281
They gave Madoff 150 years in prison, for defrauding some richfag pensioners, it was the maximum sentence they would have thrown on more if it was legal

>>215042975
My fantasies are waaaay more delusional, like winning a Nobel Prize in multiple subjects, Olympics medals, shagging top bitches around girls, and writing award winning, best-selling novels.

>>215043287
I left school at 16 and have an empty CV no where will ever hire me

>>215043251
don't worry about it mate, just get literally any job and stick at it, get some qualification on the side

I was a neet for 5 years after graduating but I turned it around and now have a good career

>>215043042
flat arsed chink

very un-woke times lay ahead

>>215043224
madness

get rid of a lot of the ones who post on /brit/
once you get rid of them no problem
/brit/ will be a lot better

*struts into /int/*
*scans the foyer until I spot the /brit/ table*
*immediately throw my fist in the air, yell "OI OOOOOIIIII!" and swagger towards it like Liam Gallagher while a Frenchman looks on in disgust*

>>215043294
pale skin

heckin nidorino

I want to eat Emma Watson's poo

listened to ariana grande and she made me gay

>>215043251
Did your parents never pressure you to get a job or go to college?

>>215043326
Yes but he stole like $20 billion

REPORTER: Is Israel committing genocide?

TRUMP: Did anyone commit genocide on October 7th? What do you think about THAT? THAT was genocide, at the highest level. Murder, genocide, call it whatever you want. Babies chopped in half, heads cut off, arms cut off.

>>215043380
scrmanguiniung

I am about to scran two bags of pom bears, a bag of tesco brand choccy raisins and a pepsi max with lots of ice

>>215043310
The Great One wasn't born for another 401 years.

Mad to think we live in the aftermath of the most important figure since Christ.

>>215043380
im not evolving my nidoran because i dont think its what he would have wanted

Pepsi Max
sucks

women dont like that ive got 2 cocks

>>215043396
Trump is an agent of the jews and israel

>>215043411
its all about rhyperior anyway
big Pokemon in the Pokemon Go scene

Honestly love referring to Hitler as "the Great One".

've eaten all of mums instant porridge

>>215043396
> Babies chopped in half, heads cut off, arms cut off

>>215043425
Jimmy Savile was like the British Jeffrey Epstein lol

nidoqueen was based because it could learn ice beam, earthquake & hyper beam

just saw mousenonce get kicked out the cathouse

>>215043454
no

:(

Might have a melty

Might not

kek leftypol seething about lsrael again you lost trannys

>>215043450
id love to tuck in to your mums instant porridge
make a right mess all over my face
(oral sex)

>>215043453
fuck was king solomon involved

>Naked and high flight attendant
OOOOOHHHHH
> 'let himself down'
oh

just took my glasses off

>>215043456
wasted on it thoughbeit

don't like jews or muslims actually

>>215043453
Jews greatest strength was always how good they were at lying but in the past few years they have lost the ability to lie

>>215043454
jeffrey epstein wasn't a popular television personality
jeffrey epstein didn't host a children's television programme
jeffrey epstein pimped out teenage girls to wealthy men
jimmy savile molested children

waiting for something to happen in my life

>>215042561
"I diagnose you with being a woman" - Dr. Mortimer Shekelgoldretchstein

raw penis into warm vagina

>>215043536
something good*
you should clarify

>>215043517
!NOT TRUE!
you can get nidorans IMMEDIATELY on route 22 so theyll have loads of stat experience and wont have trouble with anything

>>215043493
reminds me of that lad from hull who stuck an air hose up his arse and blew a hole in his intestines with 300 psi

>>215043458
keep my mouse's name out of your fucking mouth

>>215043555
corrr

>>215043481
>Might not
I seriously, seriously doubt that

finally moving out of my parent's house, me
actually looking forward to it hopefully it will be easier to stay on a diet

>>215043566
he looks like a /brit/poster too

There is nothing more pathetic than a conservative
They are natural born cowards who will run away at the first sign of danger

Wish I had a WFH job

there was another case of a lad blowing air up a colleague's arse and he killed him lmao

Nidoran defence force out in full swing I see

>>215043592
it's way easier just don't get hooked on delivery apps or it all goes to shit

>>215043454
remember when the BIBISI protected a closeted pedophile while painting great British authors like Lewis Carroll a pedophile
https://www.thetimes.com/culture/tv-radio/article/bbc-portrayal-of-lewis-carroll-as-abuser-a-lie-pm9f0r35gv0
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/bbc/12050278/BBC-failed-to-tell-experts-that-Lewis-Carroll-documentary-would-include-paedophile-claims.html

>>215043590
Don't really feel it in me this evening

who the fuck still says "cathouse"
that's like 1970s dixieland talk

sad news lads keenan or maybe kel has died

the rorkehouse

>>215043594
he's got one of those 0 heads

get our funky groove in the cathouse with foxy mama off the soul train

>>215043657
this is going to be kino

nick fuentes is actually quite funny and most of what he says is correct

I need so much money

>>215043657
wtf??? lexapro can cause brain injury?

>>215043694
He is an american/israeli propagandist

>>215043694
>most of what he says is correct
especially about the christian responsibility to lsrael

>>215043484
bang out of order this mate. can't talk about that lad's mum like that

>>215043657
this guy rocks 2bh

>>215043594
lmfao

>>215043694
t. mousenonce

>>215043694
>most
NO you CANT watch somebody if you don't endorse 100% everything they say and worship them and accept their word as gospel truth

Jews are quite literally giving nick fuentues money to push jew friendy propaganda to the younger generations

ginger asmr gf for me tonight, nighty night lads x

da jooz

>>215043746
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

>>215043710
>openly says "america first, israel last"
>is israeli propagandist

uhmm

got to watch the quiet ones

>>215043746
where's your source for this claim

why are you all being so nice to me / is that why the r9k poster is freaking out

this should provide adequate sustenance for the goon sesh

Might change my name to Jack N. Makokoff

>>215043778
doesnt he drink Coke Zero

>getting depressed because my permaspazzed brain has extreme trouble concentrating
>get offered ritalin
>find out ritalin makes you depressed

great. just switching one type of spasticated for another

>>215043657
I'm at #5 rip

>>215043775
rather jewish remark

>>215043746
Was floating around back in the pre-ban spree frog twitter, remember most of the accounts I followed pointing out how he came out of nowhere and was probably a fed.

people being loud and shouty outside
where even are they there aren't any bars around here are they just stood on the street

>>215043798
diet coke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFrwm6oRYJg

>>215043769
Fuentues is a state department/israeli asset
If you listen to what he says it becomes clear hes anti white and pro jewish

>>215043803
just drink a ton of caffeine, functions like stimulants for those disorders

>>215043769
lol ok rorke

The poo was resisting as I raped it.

>>215043824
He was at the J6 protests egging on people to come into the capitol building and was never arrested while hundreds of others were
This is proof hes a federal informant

>>215043826
I miss the people I'd hear stumbling around late nights on fridays coming back from clubs I don't hear that no more I just hear crackheads screaming at like 8pm on a wednesday

>>215043824
I remember him saying at one point that he was communicating with higher up people that Trump was going to do something qanon sounding but he was completely serious, this was in 2016

sounded a lot like a naive useful idiot

>>215043834
your one of those ignorant folks who thinks latinoes aren't white, aren't you?

>>215043876
Some are
Most aren't

/brit/ is a groyper general

>>215043826
they get taxis from the next town you'd know that if you actually observed them

>>215043454
What an incredibly stupid thing to say. Sir Jimmy Savile was nothing like Jeffrey Epstein.

i don't even need to check his early life section

>>215043927
why? also his earlier career was working at the FDA

>>215043835
used to do this but it makes me crazy after i drink too much and i was getting heart palpitations and was unable to sleep at all, literally drinking so much that i was on a 2 day sleep cycle:

sleep 14 hours one night, zero hours the next

POST MOTHER FUCKERS

Fuentes is a BASED nazi who just happens to support all of the foreign policy of the united states government

>>215043961
>>215043961
>>215043961

where is the new?

>>215043946
all those "medications" belong in shit tier unless you're doing them recreationally
you do not have a "chemical imbalance" in your brain that requires drugs to fix

NEW

>>215043965
>>215043965
>>215043965

>>215043953
Give it a rest captive dreamer

>>215043858
all the people who just stood around shouting shit didn't get arrested, also pretty much all the people who did get taken got released without charge

they HATE lithium