Thread 215050113

blonde and blue eyed white american girl

>>215050113 (OP)
We live inside a dream

>>215050113 (OP)
Lizard pupils wtf

today I told my friend
>Marvin Gaye was shot by his own manic depressive vicar father
>James Brown abducted a bus full of people with a shotgun at age 55 while high on crack
>Richard Prior raped Negrodamus' pubescent son, and at one point doused himself in whiskey, lit himself on fire and ran screaming in the street
>Teddy Pendergrass and Curtis Mayfield both became paraplegics
>Chuck Berry absconded with his 13 year old second cousin across state borders while being like 30, for which he served time
>Al Green was shot through the heart by a woman he had abducted and wanted to rape, despite him having written one of the most beautiful love songs of all time, Let's Stay Together
>Rick James together with his wife abducted and repeatedly raped a teenage girl in the early 90s and burned her with a crack pipe, for which James served about 5 years

>>215050113 (OP)
I would rape her so hard it's not even funny

OH YEAH
ALRIGHT
TAKE IT EASY BABY
MAKE IT LAST ALL NIGHT(make it last all night)
SHE WAS
AN AMERRRRRICAN GIRLLLL

gonna move to Texas and get myself a big tiddy christian wife

>>215050146
Bro I love that song. I saw Tom Petty live once and it was awesome.

>>215050142
Do you think she got wet when the ghost bbc was holding her down?

I did it all for the nookie
(Come on) the nookie
(Come on) so you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your (yeah)
Stick it up your

no, wait, it wasn't Al Green, it was Sam Cooke. But Al Green was deffo a rapist too

>>215050152
I could pwn her in a fight.

Another one of my secret weapons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKKRLD6xdM

>>215050139
Damn...

>>215050142
what am i looking at

trump you fucker bloody benchod

>>215050181
oh yeah
>Eddie Murphy was caught with the same tranny prostitute that Hugh Grant was, I think

>>215050140
Shut the fuck up, corn-fed white boy

>>215050152
I love white girl hips so much.

SPERMLESS SEMENLESS STERILE

im back

BLOODY FUCK YOU TRUMP BANCHOD BLOODY BLASTARD

and of course
>Bill Crosby is a child rapist
d'ohhhh

>>215050181
You're a fucking white boy, shut the fuck up

>>215050164
I don't get why Limp Bizkit gets so much hate in America.

>>215050189
100k is fine as long as the renewal of h1bs is every year but as of right now it should be 200k per 3 years.

Thinking of smoking some weed.

>>215050211
So?

>>215050142
The only source I can find of this is just reposts of the same story. Therefore it is fake and gay

>>215050200
jesus christ it's like the alien from The Arrival (1996)

>>215050221
whore

>>215050113 (OP)
she likes indian men

Why won't my Misaki show up already?

>>215050221
I could defeat her in a fight easily.

>>215050212
this is me whenever someone is mean to fred durst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKbGGYXdvKY

>>215050233
im shitting myself

I love a bitch with a sexpussy. I penetrated a bitch fore real

waiting for the cute girls to notice me

>>215050232
WEEEEELCOME TO YET ANOTHER EDITION OF IS SHE A HOOOOOOWAH? AND HERE'S YOUR HOST, RAAAALPHIEEEE CIFFARETTOOOO! GIVE A NICE WARM OHHH FOR THE MADE GUY!

for the bulgarian: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGQs6E_EFnA
WARNING THIS LINK IS ONLY FOR THE BULGARIAN. NOBODY ELSE CAN LISTEN TO THIS.

>>215050244
how do you say his last name without accidentally saying nigger

Today I will remind them

fuck yah

>>215050252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp-t72xlYjA

Redditors be like ah yes

>>215050212
THIS TIME I'MMA LET IT COME OUT
THIS TIME I'MMA STAND UP AND SHOUT

>>215050113 (OP)
una asi quiero yo

indian male white female is the new BBC

>>215050284
Ah yes, my bussy is awaiting your penior

>>215049784
>/camus/
One must imagine earlyshitter happy

>>215050290
hi

Soon.

>>215050245
First 3 albums are great. I saw them live here when I was a wee lad and the show was fucking good.
>>215050263
This is good

If I could sacrifice myself so billions would die I’d do it in a heartbeat

please stop posting scary images im alone

Uh oh you guys. I accidentally got mondo crunk on the day of my daughter’s wedding. She’s preggers now on a count of I ‘jaculated in her pussy.

>>215050113 (OP)
>blonde and blue eyed white american girl
im gunna /cum/

>>215050309
https://youtu.be/7oQLbSLo_y8

>>215050184
is this one of those 'when you see it, you'll shit bricks' images

thread is not off to a great start

There is a crying child outside my door

ive never met a transgender person, they dont exist in real life

>>215050330
the pillow left side

>>215050318
100 THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A VISA SAAAAR? FUCK TRUMP SAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!! I DESERVE A VISA SAAAAR!!!!!!!! I DESERVE A WHITE GIRL WITH A BLONDE PUSSY SAAAARRR!!!!! I WILL MOVE TO CANADA SAAAAARRR!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!

>>215050321
Hotdamn, I din't know dem Appalachians extended into Canada!

>>215049784
>>215050306
Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.

drank an extra thick chocolate milkshake

I wish i could impregnate one woman in every country

I fucked this 18 year old twink last night I met off grindr. He let me fuck his mouth like a pussy and I bent him over the arm of my couch and put a load in him, He thanked me and I slapped him on the ass when he walked out the door.

>>215050354
DEVILISH

bet you wish you could flip like that

>>215050358
Shouldn't you be in suicide watch, Tyler Robinson? hi?

>>215050332
Is that the reaction of "Why didn't you tell me that you were based sooner"?

devil may fart

gay niggas need to leave

>>215050369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAKCR7kQMTQ

>>215050369
mid 20th century hipster, as ah live & breathe!

>>215050281
>>215050328

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIVf5l3XJ5g
and the Al Green original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTqeweftMI

>>215050367
huh? I haven't felt better and the boy enjoyed himself too

>>215050381
there is only 1 version of Highway Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTuQ7v1i5w

could you torture one of those sadist / masochist serial killers by waterboarding them or would they get off on that too

/cum/ are my bestest best friends in the whole wide world

>>215050361
Got me to chuckle

>>215050376
I’m scared

>>215050397
The best torture would just to leave them in a padded cell with no possible way of self harm. Boredom is cruelest punishment

>>215050399
I have no social interaction outside of 4chan

>>215050376
meh not scary

>>215050408
why not

>>215050407
>Boredom is cruelest punishment

these hapa babes are so freaking cute but i just know they're massive whores

>>215050395
What do you think about the David Coverdale era of Deep Purple.

I think Burn is one of their best songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

>>215050376
needs a bit more elaboration

fuck i love white women

>>215050407
>Boredom is cruelest punishment
Being trapped in a room, where the person you like, will never like you and will only like the person you hate.

>>215050422
me and the boys

i love white girls

t. seamonkey

sex webms

how do i get a shoegaze boyfriend

>>215050408
same. i dropped all my irl friends.

women were mentioned like an hour ago and people are still horny
stop edging, fuck off, and come back with a clear mind

>>215050426
for successors of prime Deep Purple, I prefer this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P17ct4e5OE

>>215050434
is there a single real canadian left...

>>215050457
Always edge.

>>215050447
post butt

>>215050463
There's at least me.

>>215050462
https://youtu.be/r6XElAPENe4

>>215050465
needs buildup
also, that's a ripoff of Stephen King's Bogeyman (not the movie)

>>215050462
I like this guy the least but he's not bad. I think Burn has a great solo and great drums. I think you said you didn't like Dio at all if I remember correctly.

>>215050434
Me too fellow SEAnon. It’s insane how hard they mog other races.

sometimes just rubbing my penis between a twink's butt cheeks is hotter than penetrating him. it's called 'hot dogging' here in michigan

>>215050463
fuck u cracka i was born and raised here this my land now

>>215050478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO7w90YG3Rg

>>215050485
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>215050482
https://youtu.be/JKJoiNOUgi4

>>215050478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkfpi2H8tOE
>My petrochemical love

little bit of chicken fried
cold beer on a friday night
a pair of jeans that fit just right

i am sea monkey i love white women

>>215050434
>>215050484
How many /cum/ posters are secretly non-white

i think sodomy is wrong

love when my internet decides to shit itself for no reason

the state looks down on sodomy

>>215050453
average jewish wedding

im secretly white

I've got a secret finger

>>215050484
im gonna marry a white girl one day i dont think id ever marry a girl of my race

>>215050511
i'm like swarthy white

Ah jes plain durn think neggers are...hwell, it don't take a county judge to know where I'm goin' with thyat!

my life goal is to impregnate a white girl

>>215050140
>corn-fed white boy
Retard. You were responding to a jeet.

horny sex sex sex women boobs haha :D

>>215050498
Love that track!!!

Kind of remind me of one my other secret weapons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSJTqVsI7sw

One of the best tracks to play at sundown at the beach.

white girls are the fattest of all the races its crazy

grim thread

>>215050503
i only knew laurie anderson from this song that came up on my playlist a few years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTjzm-zrghc
TIL she was a big artist

sorry white mam, but ill be needing one of ur womens

>>215050532
The memes are true, you see a below average white woman and your eyes bounce out of your skull and you scream AAAWOOOGA

>>215050544
>secret weapons
I like those
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OipnpFTZftg

no girl is interested in your freakish racial fetishization and they will be able to tell

>>215050554
that pic related girl is not below average

She’s not gonna respond back. It’s officially over

>>215050552
She's great.
Good song also.

>>215050563
>what is wmaf/bmwf
youre retarded sorry

>>215050567
You're a garash cake-fed white boy

>>215050532
>im gonna marry a white girl one day
Godspeed

>i dont think id ever marry a girl of my race
Tbh I don’t think I would either.

>>215050565
Her nose and eyes are bad

>>215050517
AND THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME THAT BITCH HUNG UP ON ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsnddlzfV3A

I’ve fully depleted all my dopamine and any other good-feeling head chemical. I’ve spent every last dime. I’m fully hollowed out and empty.

>>215050563
heed his words

>>215050231
>The Arrival
Scheens best performance ever. The sequel was meh.

>>215050557
It's probably in my top 5 tracks of all time. Nothing brings out that nostalgic summer mood like that track. When I play it everyone is shazaming like crazy.

>Don't leave me in the dark
very nice

>>215050539
Same, but you're brown so it's never going to happen for you.

>>215050563
I think every white girl assumes that every non-white guy who hits on her has a racial fetish. And honestly they’re right.

You wish you had this

>>215050113 (OP)
Livvy Dunne mogs her

>>215050212
It doesn't though. Most people under 45 remember limp bizkit.

>>215050553
>fat foot skate shoes
>blonde
>giant ass
>perky tits

fuggggggg

I dont fear being dead, I fear dying

>>215050576
kek, I'm not much of a cake and sweets guy.

>>215050598
>fake blond
Genuinely a red flag

>>215050563
wmwf is peak.

why the fuck do posts keep disappearing in this general

Spread this image far and wide
Now that libs have knelt, the next enemy in line are jeets
After jeets, we'll reach Tel Aviv ETA 420 days

>>215050600
I've seen it used as a pun in American media and culture even at it's peak. Also /mu/tards hate it. I think it's a great band.

>>215050598
ah swayt Livvy Dunne syure I'll play a chewn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDecwgitfws

i love white women. i wish they werent such a mentally ill demographic.

>>215050605
this is normal

Tranny jannies are seething that they'll never be female.

>>215050616
>made for breeding 36.webm
>36
How high does the number go bro kek

>>215050589
Go to bed

>>215050595
I thought it was easy to get a white girl in Canada?

>>215050616
worst poster ITT award

post scary things

>>215050609
once white girls start learning of other flavours they stop picking white dudes im sorry>>215050612

I used to look like this

i will rape this mosquito so motherfucking hard when i see him

>>215050629
Get his ass

>>215050625
Stephen Fry is looking very svelte under that mask

About to do the last walkthrough and then security guard night shift toil is complete

>>215050632
For white guys.

>>215050642
demolish that fucking freak

>>215050629
it literally goes over 2000

>>215050616
fat bitch

>>215050649
do you guard a dildo factory

>>215050634
Only 45% of India has access to the internet.

>>215050636
Nigger, Canada has half the interracial marriage rate of USA.
USA = ~15%
Canada = ~7%
No one's going to believe your dumb demoralization.

>>215050634
I’ll post my face, that always scares the bitches away

>>215050646
Suck that they replaced him with that unfunny Danish Karen.
>Did I mention I'm Danish and a lesbian

>>215050634
they're coming to get you, Barbra

>>215050625
Saving this thanks

>>215050664
that's like 700 million jeets

Blur had one good song it makes absolutely zero sense why the UK dickrides them so hard and for so long. They're literally a one-hit-wonder.

>>215050668
>random ass numbers outta nowhere
idgaf lmao it isnt gonna be a problem for me because at worst im a 7 at best a 9

gen z boss and a mini

This is why we don’t make the OP an attractive woman. It only attracts low-quality tourists

i wouldn’t mind having sex

>>215050664
Fucking nightmare fuel.

>>215050696
Someone said they left together
I ran out the door to get her
She was holding hands with Trevor
Not the greatest feeling ever

>pictures of women he could never get piss him off
kek mad ass troon

>>215050693
>Blur had one good song
no*

>>215050700
op is lums bra

>>215050696
Fuck off.

>>215050113 (OP)
I have only 6098 dollars in the bank I am so fucked

>>215050670
>>215050653
done his ass, hes dead

>>215050659
Slovenia strikes again with the secret bangers

5 foot 3 and an attitude

charlie kirk won. you lost.

>>215050729
R A P E D
A
P
E
D

>>215050722
I look like ataru, therefore I deserve a skinny fair-skinned girl with blue eyes

>>215050733
WHO DROVE THE VAN?
SOME ALL-PURPOSE ALSO-RAN!

>>215050720
yes *infinity

>>215050271
did he actually dieded from consuming shit?

>>215050738
charlie kirk more like charlie firk

>>215050634
Last year Nigeria had more births than America and the EU combined

>>215050757
i am charlie kirk

>>215050752
yah well..

shut up

my ass hurts from sitting

>>215050757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QrGMYc61_0

>>215050702
same

as predicted, the epstein files are fizzling out of the news cycle

nothing ever happens

canadians be like
"this chair too comfy"

>>215050756
Nobody knows, everyone who has pretended to either be him or know him has been outed as fake. A surprising amount of people want to be know as a furry shit eatery

being attractive really does give you privilege and preferential treatment

Sleepy time. Good night frens.

>>215050694
https://vanierinstitute.ca/resource/metrics-to-meaning-capturing-the-diversity-of-couples-in-canada/
https://www.pewresearch.org/social-trends/2017/05/18/1-trends-and-patterns-in-intermarriage/
Shut the fuck up, nigger. My stats were accurate, and all it took was the most basic of google serach.

>>215050793
night bud

because of things and such we now have a new cat, she's currently hiding under the oven

this is why I dont get drunk on friday nights anymore. /cum/ is absolute dogshit

>>215050790
I feel like you can correlate a woman's net worth with how attractive she is in the age of social media.

>>215050693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re5RFOw25-8

>>215050794
>canuck deboonking blatant racebait from another "canuck" with statistics
I forgot why I filter you guys for a second

>>215050802
I just spent 2.5 hours lifting heavy weights and watching action movies while side-shitposting on /cum/. Use your time more wisely nigga.

>>215050802
The last two threads were good. It’s just the shitty OP detailed the entire thread

>>215050794
lol why am i supposed to care again? i already have no problems getting girls of other races unlikr yourself.

>>215050833
I watched bubblegum crisis

>>215050802
THIS WORLD IS FILLED WITH SADNESS
THIS WORLD IS FILLED WITH SADNESS
I'M COMIN
BACK HOME
TO YOUUUUUUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vrNW6Vu9DA

So whatever happened to buying Greenland?

>>215050766

>>215050793
I genuinely dislike how Uni's owner becomes a sellout after taking a deal with Opera. The account now starts going apemad about AI for recent months, while they've been only showing cute stuff for years.

>>215050839
>getting girls of other races
Don't want them.
I accept your concession on the interracial marriage point. White girls just aren't interested in other races, which was your point. My stats say they don't.

>>215050856
two more weeks
i heard a theory that denmark refuses to sell it because they think global warming will melt the permafrost and turn greenland into a paradise o algo

>>215050782
epstein files will never come out because it would destroy israel forever

>>215050693
WOO HOOOOO

>>215050872
They already voted against it.

Pondering whether I should get drunk or not, haven't done so in months.

>>215050866
not like i care ive already been with white women before lol. get mad and cope about it all you want considering you talk like you cant get girls of your own race.

>>215050878
your body is a temple. you don't wanna make baby jesus sad now do you?

>>215050890
what about curry girls?

One of the gayest things about Industrial Society is how it has contributed to the idea that taller=genetically superior. When average heights of hunter-gatherers varied between continent. In jungles they were always shorter (despite the abundant food) because it helps you traverse the thick foliage better. Likewise plains dwellers tended to be taller to cover more distance

>>215050900
when i was in college, fob introverted jeetas were actually easy to get.

>>215050833
I worked out for 90mins too

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Ate two cookies now I have to walk for 30 minutes to offset all the sugar I just ate

>>215050905
The tallest are seafaring peoples albeit

>>215050905
consider NOT being a manlet

>>215050911
>911
checked
>fob introverted jeetas were actually easy to get
It's actually true, they are very shy, some of them don't even realize they are good looking

>>215050897
Guess not :c

Cats give you brainworms that literally make you like them more, and dogs literally try to fuck your leg.
I don't understand how people aren't more bothered by these things. I know neither is the animal's fault but god the leg-humping thing especially... I could never own a male dog.

>>215050900
i have a question for you. so i've been dating this girl for a couple of months. today she's out for her friend's bday (a married guy). im fucking bored home. should i tell her next time to take me with her?

>>215050905
taller niggas need their bodies to work harder because all nutrients have to travel further, 24/7 for the entire person's lifetime. being short = longer life = more ability to have an impact on the world.
t. 5'11" king of the manlets

>>215050930
You don’t get Toxo from cats unless you A) let your cat eat a mouse that has it and B) don’t clean your cats litter box for several days

>>215050930
im planning to get a golden retriever pup

>>215050925
yeah that too lol they were cute too in my college

>>215050935
5'11 is not short, its peak height actually.

i just want a white germanic girl

I just want a gf who isn’t an aboriginal

>>215050221
mixed race people ultimately look like some variation of someone from latina america regardless of what country they are from

i just want a gf with a billionaire father

I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooong
looooooooooooong

jacket

I've posting in this general since I was 18.
I'm 25 now.
This place is better than twitter or Instagram or YouTube.

I don't know.
I don't have shit.
No one is coming after me.

>>215050966
this, why should i be expected to work, this is bullshit

>>215050905
Btw I’m also against racemixing for similar reasons. Different ethnicities evolved for different regions, and have different behaviors for those regions. When different ethnicities mix, they create a hybrid that isn’t suited for either environment

I'm 5'6

>>215050913
based we can punch manlet heads off together

>>215050931
Mmm I'm not sure, have you met her friend? If i's just a couple of months relationship it's normal I think. If it was longer I think he should have invited you but Idk.
>should i tell her next time to take me with her?
I mean if its up to her...

>>215050956
>>215050962
>>215050966
You're brown

>>215050984
I’ve been posting since I was 17 and I’m 22 turning 23

average american woman used to look like this btw

>>215050905
why can't you little guys just be happy how you are. wolverine barely comes up to my armpit in head height. you think that makes me cooler than him? that bad guy in the first raid movie too! man, he was punching and doing karate chops and joe taslim couldn't do squat. nah. it's attitude, and you know it. grow up, and i mean that literally. your ego is suffering from your imagination. grow ^^^UP^^^

Up until now smart humans used to brainstorm. But from now on, they shall...brahminstorm!

>>215050998
>inb4 cut your nails
No

>>215050984
>better than YouTube
insane statement

>>215051003
ew, gross. she's not even wearing a shirt.

>>215051003
She definitely got ticks and chiggers after that

>>215050948
Some of them are really hot. But the worst person I've ever interacted with was a indian girl from the UK - most spoiled entitled arrogant...I think her family was rich and she was good looking but an absolute asshole of a person - it was shocking lol. I wish I had recorder how she speaks and interacts with people, she was so rude to waiters and staff.

>>215051017
why would she need a shirt

>>215050998
Não

>>215050996
>have you met her friend?
yes but they dont know we are dating

> I mean if its up to her...
she says she'll tell everyone after 6 months mark

>>215051003
mamma mia

>>215051030
> rich ,pretty girl
> an absolute asshole
> shocking
are you retarded?

>>215048992
>>215048992
Recycle

>>215051038
>yes but they dont know we are dating
>she says she'll tell everyone after 6 months mark
WTF?
That's weird, I would be offended desu

>>215051074
>>215051074
>>215051074

>>215051015
bro at least clean under them shit's disgusting

>>215050376
>old woman with cataracts and a german shepherd
wow so scary. dude got mauled by the dog and she hid the body and dumped his stuff.

>>215050553
shes all your jeet bros. is the pussy worth having your life ruined? white women are bad news.

>>215050614
/m/utants are a collective of plebbitors and zoomers. Their "taste" is atrocious. Limp bizkit was dope back in the day.

>>215050553
The curvature of her ass is botched. It's too perky