Thread 215051223

The macaco eating eagle edition

first for george washington

Jesus was a white american and not a forren Jewish communist

>>215051223 (OP)
ewww

second for john adams

>>215051265
how could you say that

nth for the holodem

>but mummy I have to post it RIGHT NOW!
>no I CAN'T HOLD IT!

i literally would rather be an american than a britbong rn
truly grim, a cloudy, dire, tasteless island of alcoholics with inexplicably large foreheads

>>215051311
I do have a big forehead fr

Going to kip athletics into holodem into athletics when I rise or f1 or footy. Don't even know what's on this weekend

hello lads

>>215051247
Based

I
Wanna fuck a dog in the ass (he wants to fuck a dog in the ass)
Wanna fuck a fucking dog

>>215051265
rude

Goodnight, big hike tomorrow x

>>215051651
Yr Wyddfa yeah?

you will be pleased to know i have awoken once again and i did not die in my sleep
i did have a fun dream about vampires

Can’t believe Israel bombed Qatar I was there only last year
Could’ve been me

This would never have happened if David Floyd George was still around

big day of wanking gaming cooking and watching footy ahead

>>215051701
glad it was a fun vampire dream and not a scary one, fun dreams are fun

>>215051850
You don’t call Jesus father I’m not even Christian and I know this

snood

>>215051859
it was a bit scary there was an uneasy alliance between us humans and them vampires
but it was always on a knife edge

>>215051883
i'll call the nonce what i want

vampires gotta be the coolest thing ever

Even the foidchanners are talking about how jews control America.

our abi
our katarina

>Israel has a right to defend itself from a terrorist organization created by Israel and financially supported by Israel.
>My blue hair should convince you I'm not a paid shill for Israel right? I mean look how progressive I am.

morning lads

>>215052007
>can't even get the guy fully hard
he really is THAT pathetic

today's footy
probably some non league SHITE on as well if you're into that

Yeah it never happened

>>215052025
I’ll be at this. its called real football

Good morning to all National Socialists.

>>215052136
Morning virgin

x amount of years in the can

might get me one of them gfs that actually has a cock and bollocks but you'd never be able to tell

The stream had grown up, so that it was almost a river, and, being grown-up, it did not run and jump and sparkle along as it used to, but moved more slowly. For it knew now where it was going, and said to itself, “There is no hurry. We shall get there some day.”

>>215052189
i will when they're in and around mt mouth

currently squeezing a poo in and out so it stimulates my prostate

Remember Barbara Lerner Spectre?

This miso soup is too umami

Get the biomass down the uranium mines

any B man in?

They were discussing weddings at work yesterday, and it occurred to me that if I were ever to get married I would have a grand total of zero people to invite to my wedding. No stag do, no best man, no one. Wonder how much this will bother any potential future wife.

>>215052408
something tells me you don't really have to worry about this lad

>>215052408
I’ll be your best man

>>215052408
Only middle aged hags twice divorced will go for that

janny can you do your fucking job mate jesus fucking christ >>215051955

>>215052408
why would you want to get married

>>215052374
yh

>>215052408
Weddings freak me out
Stag Dos just are horrendous as the groom, like fuck that
And then you have to get up in front of hundreds of people and confess your love to your wife
Costs thousands of pound
Families will inevitably fight and bickering
Just nah, fuck that shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tuoFf3reUQ

Doing a listen and am closer to becoming a millionaire and putting a gun in my mouth with every second.

Sometimes during a goon sesh the thought of how degenerate it is gives me a boost of energy and arousal
Like I'll suddenly start thinking how this poor colombian girl shaking her ass on screen was groomed into being a cam girl, and how she's likely so poor she's forced to do this
And the thought of how this impoverished girl is forced to perform sex acts on camera just makes me even more aroused
Idk, gooning to colombian cam girls is one of my major hobbies

New episode of WARSTRIKE lads
The boys discuss Peter Aldag's Dollar Imperialism, written in the Third Reich

>>215052136
HH

I hope this general will aid me in my endeavor
Of expressing myself like Michael Caine

>>215052418
I have had many girlfriends, I just have no family and lost touch with my friends over the years.
>>215052425
Cheers Rorke
>>215052436
Why? I get its a bit sad, however the amount of complaining I hear from people about their in laws is absurd.
>>215052448
Because I'm lonely and I want a woman to grow old alongside.
>>215052471
Yeah right? I'd rather have a quiet thing in the woods or something.

>Drivers could be fined £100 if they have a messy car...

OI MATE do you have a loicense for that rubbish

>>215052488
ktim paying a ukrainian girl to finger her arse in a public park weeks after the war started

Work soon
Toilfu will be waiting for me

Goon weekend is upon us lads.
Get that willy out and enjoy that brain getting fried.
I got some poppers in me.

>>215052538
I do not drive, certainly this must be a hazard

>>215052488
ktim watching gdp knowing they were tricked into it

>>215052554
5pm on a Saturday is not time for toil
have a word with yourself mate

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>>215052570
Afternoon shift
$40 per hour minimum wage casual pickup shift
Cats in the grand final
Toilfu messaging me all day excited for me to come to work, bought me a redbull and a chocolate orange
Perfect time to work desu

>>215052591
the fuck you want mate? its 3am

Visiting my schizophrenic mother for the first time in three weeks. Normally go weekly, but had a lot of good excuses lately. Honestly wouldn't complain if I got sideswiped on the drive there.

our dina

>>215052591
*Opens the door naked*

American prisons seem like hell on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBlXy7AzT6k

suddenly unable to stand the taste of coffee it makes me sick after drinking it daily almost all my life

>>215052601
Now the thing
To remember
Is that your mother loves you very much.
Even I, Michael Caine, have but one mum, whom I love very much.
And I shall break
The face
Of every bludger who thinks otherwise

>>215051850
>spends his life worshipping Israelis
>thinks he's doing Jesus's work
Kirk is burning as we speak

>>215051883
Why not

>>215052159
>cheese off a radiator
I never understood this

>>215052660
Wish this were true but medicated schizophrenics are devoid of all emotion

>>215052681
Because God is the father, Jesus is the son and then the Holy Spirit

Any general dogsbody man in?

>>215052690
he melted a cheese melt on the radiator he made a radiator toastie

>>215052569
>gdp
whats that?

>>215052616
Ahem...
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>>215052408
My mum and dad had a private wedding, didn’t tell anyone didn’t invite anyone they had to get a random worker to be their witness

>>215052698
I mean, that's rough, we are sort of captive to our feelings for our parents, at least to start with

>>215052556
I'm four hours into my session today mate.

>>215052734
at gretna green too i bet

dem a wake up sore

>>215052748
anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?

>>215052755
Nah

feels good waking up early and sober

>>215052775
love it. not going back to the muck me

>>215052690
It was a compromise

>>215052690
He wanted manicott

yutes waking up chiefing loud pack outside britanniadem
praise jah

anyone got any good ideas for dinner? hungry but trying not to order take away anymore

>>215052705
Father is also just a reverent term

Transvaluation of all moral values, lads.

>>215052830
rustlers

im like mozart from the film amadeus

>>215052830
Make burgers and get some McCains chips from the supermarket to air-fry. If you do that and get a soda it's exactly like ordering take-out.

Angela White owns my cock and cum

er... ok.... we're talking about dinner here

>>215052837
BY THIS AXE I RULE!

>>215052832
Okay but it doesn’t make sense to call Jesus father call him lord, savior, son of God, son of Man, or king but not father. God is father

Charvers out already on their dirtbikes bit early

>>215052869
Get better taste. Never understood the guys that worship porn slags.

>>215052966
flat as an ironing board m8

>>215052988
Tit cows never done it for me. Bigger is nice, but not if they look like big lumpy potato sacks.

but really I believe caesarist regimes are brittle and the last resort of civilisation perhaps without a way of going back

>>215052855
I dont have air fryer. Why does every man and his dog talk about air frying these days

>>215053025
The bigger they are, the more fun they are to play with.

the proverbial incelwalk looms

>>215053034
About to air fry some bacon and hashbrowns rn mush

Wikipedia is like internet porn where cheap and easy access to knowledge/sex trips the reward signals in your brain even though it's a degraded/simulated version of the real thing and confuses people into thinking they "know" something

because Dune, right, is the story of the caliphate overthrowing the caesarism of Heraclius and Khosrow, of pompous paraders, ostentatious despots, vain warmongers, seemingly on top of the world, for something new but not quite wholesome

losing weight but not doing it the right way. All i'm eating is an apple a day and then a light dinner. It's working, already down 5kg

>>215053055
Grim that

>>215052830
pavlova

>>215053094
how is that not the right way

>>215053058
I don't eat bacon. hash browns is nice those. Never tried rn mush but if its anything like mushy peas it should be yum

>>215053112
should up your calories out as well as slightly restricting your calories in

>>215052830
chinese takeaway

>>215053112
people say you are supposed to lose weight gradually by exercising and balaced diet rather than just eating much less

>>215053034
Air fryers are actually that amazing. my oven hasn't seen much use since I got one.

Do the same shit but with the oven, sounds like too much effort at 7.24pm tho.

>>215053125
not really good advice for fat bastards because they'll just use a run as an excuse to eat more
they should be doing long walks at absolute best

Out of bed at eight am
Out my head by half past ten
Out with mates and dates and friends
That's what I do at weekends

>>215053156
same colours as my tooth paste that

>>215053133
unironically woke nonsense just starve yourself and eat protein

>>215053099
Western girls doing JAV is one of my weaknesses, you have beaten me. My good sir.

about to crack open a litre of whiskey
reckon i'll polish off about half of it before passing out and then finish the rest off tomorrow night

>>215053099
code?

>>215053117
>I don't eat bacon.
U a woofta er summage?

>>215053179
me too lad get IN

>>215053176
Hahaha being a perv finally paid off.
>>215053193
Idk

Never been to Snowdon
Might book a holibob

>>215053225
What kind of paki fella don't eat bacon? A woofta that's who.

used to think "mush" was a southampton word

>>215053193
>>215053221
its based because they know how to actually film kino and they are like 4 hours long each.
japanese know how to make a fucking porno.

Rarely drink now that Ive started lifting weights
Don't wanna undo the hard work I put in worshipping at the church of iron

Roaring at Raw Egg Nationalist's physiognomy
Literally looks like a Levantine
Gods it feels good having blue eyes and blonde hair

>>215053238
>muh epic bacon! everything is better with teh bacon! What bro you dont eat epic bacon time? That makes me think about homosexual things because straight men love teh bacon!
dont like it, pigs are smart animals and pig farming is horrific, its a fatty meat other meats have better protein, it is one of the ways to get tape worms. I barely eat meat but when i do its chicken or fish

*crusted eyes prise open as the morning light leaks through my tattered metal blinds*
the nightmare begins

>>215053176
>my good sir
Are you both new and really old

right get the coffee sucked

>>215053298
just being a gentleman to a fellow gooner, innit.

>>215053287
I agree with you completely, though I enjoy German sausages and beef as a treat.

No fucking way

FUCKING CUNT DISHWASHER WONT WORK

>>215053287
> I barely eat meat
Right then let's see your arse.

>>215053286
infighting over hair and eye colour really more important than deporting the niggers is it mate?

>>215053286
who the fuck is that

>>215053328
Divorce her.

13 years later i'm still mad at how lame the ending of mass effect 3 was

Mrs Anon took time to lick my peehole last night. Didn’t teach her that move and it’s the first time she did it. Reckon she’s shagging someone else, lads :(

>>215053328
check if a fuse went

>>215053331
Nordicism is necessary. Whites with blue eyes and blonde hair are more racially valuable. Simple as.

>>215053339
A BAP type retard

I was listening to Shitstained Anarchist's podcast and Moldbug was really laying into Bin Scrapings Nationalist

Nicotine? Quit it
Caffeine? Quit it
Weed? Quit it
Alcohol? Quit it
All that's left is all forms of refined sugar now. I'm nearly thirty, but I will enter my thirties the healthiest I have ever been - may God smite me down with a heart attack if I fail.

>>215053286
He looks like a native Briton. He is how the English are supposed to look. Blue eyes and blond hair is an unnatural phenotype brought over by the brutish Scandinavian invaders who were still living in mudhuts until the last century.

>>215053287
>pigs are smart animals
all animals are smart mate, we shouldnt kill certain animals because they are smart? what logic is this. i agree that factory farming is terrible but pigs are not unique.

>>215053352
hardly a complex maneuver lad I wouldn't stress too much

>>215053356
Just flashes every time I try to start it

Walking down the street and everyone I see is foreign especially the families
If you see a white man its a 90 year old
And 75% of those forrens are Indian specifically
Dirty smelly Indian scum
Maybe a few Chinese and Viet's

Disgusting really, and shocking how fast its happened I've only been in Aus for 9 years and its just been completely flooded with browns, its already worse than England was when I came here

Nicotine? Love it (vape throughout the day)
Caffeine? Love it (3 cups a day)
Weed? Not for me these days, makes me anxious
Alcohol? Sticking to the weekend or when im feeling depressed
god isn't real

gm /brit/gmgm

>>215053422
k

>>215053389
Can't imagine how it happened, me. Everything is shrouded in mystery to my little ol brainy wainy.

>>215053389
>I've only been in Aus for 9 years
forrener complaining about forreners

>>215053422
>

>>215053380
why did you feel the need to post this

>>215053442
just like the pol/r9k forrens doing the same

>>215053442
Yes

>>215053379
>He is how the English are supposed to look
Incorrect actually, as the Western Hunter Gatherers were here long before the celts

>>215053453
I am not particularly over weight like that though I am hairy

>>215053457
becuase you're dumb
>w-we shouldnt eat pigs because they are smart!

okay mohammed.

me and mousey got kicked out of the cathouse last night hopefully he made it home safe

>>215053464
What did the WHG look like?

Light coloured hair originated amongst the celts
The swarth nordics then invaded these isles, took the women for rape slavea ans produced the blonde and red haired beasts that would plague Saxon England in later centuries

>>215053492
browns don't eat them because they think pigs are filthy animal

If you like any of these people you are a ZOG agent or shabbos goy

>Bronze Age Pervert
>Curtis Yarvin
>Peter Thiel
>JD Vance
>Nick Land
>Raw Egg Nationalist
>Captive Dreamer
>Sargon of Akkad
>Sam Hyde
>Dasha Nekrasova

>>215053492
Ok? I still don't see the point in you posting this. If you think I am the type to argue you are mistaken, I eat what I want, you eat what you want.

dave

I have blue eyes and was natty blonde
this make the self-hating white guilt white girl go crazy and suicide

>>215053519
BIG Nick Land fan me probably responsible for a good 30% of posts on /lit/ about him

>>215053379
Delusional browncope

Porridge with honey and a cup of instant coffee for breakfast team

lol

Opposing Nordicism will eventually lead you into racial egalitarianism and mixing since pure Nordics are quite obviously the pinnacle of human evolution and to claim otherwise is resentment.

I have blue eyes and dark blonde hair but even I can admit a pure Dane or Norwegian with real golden hair is purer.

>>215053536
looks like a cockney

>>215053519
heil BAP

>>215053596
heard this lad trooned out

find me a "Nordicist" with a white gf I'll wait

>>215053608
What about red hair

>>215053613
BAP is a jewish homosexual zionist

>>215053634
phoar corr

>>215053602
What do you though Ruby Granger's fanny smells like Jeff?

right sausage sandwich and then a JAV wank I think

>>215053608
glad we both agree you should be turned into soylent

>sausage sandwich
white man

why is he posing like this

>right sausage

sick to bastard death of these scottish geometric sausage varieties

>>215053634
Yeah red hair is nice but it's more common among Celts

Paid for a 23andme test last week and it still hasn't arrived. Will post my results when it gets here. The only ancestry I have that I'm aware of is Welsh, English and Swiss.

It's quite simple if they are not Jewish and a Zionist then they are shills (paid or unpaid)

There is zero logical reason to support Israel as a non-Jew in 99.99% of cases

>>215053697
scream

>>215053657
corrr corrrr
for the sausage sandwich that is

>>215053706
Just a trigger warning pal, it's going to tell you all about your Y chromosome

why would i eat a bronze age diet
i dont live in the bronze age

>After losing nearly six stone since December with the help of weight-loss injections, Emilly Murray has been left with an unwanted reminder of her former body - loose skin.

No shortcuts

There used to be a sort of anti-islam YouTube by the name of Pat Condell who got shadowbanned because he conceded that Jerusalem was an Arab city and the Israelis should give it up

>>215053792
Fascinating

>>215053686
It's the batty face

>>215053685
yes

>>215053777
Chromosomes aren't a biological indicator of sex.

>>215053808
Can never get past the first 30 seconds of his videos
Can't stand him, gurning AIDS-faced poof

Emma Watson does smelly poos.

don't reply to him

>>215053786
stupid losing weight that fast
the skin doesnt have a chance to shrink

>>215053823
How about your fat hairy cock and big sweaty bollocks?

>>215053867
Fat people aren't known for their intelligence

made the mistake of engaging in a discussion at work about muslim immigrants, think i might have let my power level slip a bit

>>215053893
neither are trannies

Need Emma Watson to poo in my mouth.

>>215053900
deep down they know you're right, just to afraid to say it

>>215053905
Wtf is that fit

>>215053786
would rather have loose skin than be a fat cunt doe, go cry loud enough to the NHS and they'll probably sort it out for you anyway

>>215053939
sexcore

>>215053901
I am exceptionally intelligent and a once in a generation genius

>>215053900
the sudden influx of useless Nigerians to my toil has literally made the whole staff reveal their power level. You can be openly racist without fear of punishment now because everyone is in agreement that the Nigerians need to fuck off, it's hilarious

>>215053786
>no shortcuts
But you get loose skin if you loose weight normally

>>215053966
youre not

>>215053519
>Dasha Nekrasova
Just googled her and looked up the red scare podcast
Her fans seem horrible, on the subreddit all they do is critique her like a bunch of catty bitchy gays

>>215053966
you're a delusional fool and an embarrassment to your entire family
i just hope you won't kill or molest any child before your inevitable suicide

fryup currently cooking didnt have hash browns so got smiley faces

>>215053976
you’re***

>>215053823
trannies always say this like it makes their case any better
if you were born a woman sure but youre a bloke with male bone structure, male ways of thinking, huge hands and id wager even a pair of bollocks and a cock

>>215053927
i dunno, they looked pretty shocked when I said Islam gets a lot of things right about women

>>215053977
redscarepod got unironically astroturfed lad

There's a wide gamut of people at my work: men, women, muslims, chinese people, young, old, middle-age.

Perhaps most surprising is that there are at least 2 FtM trannies, like full blown on testosterone and all that (despite being like 5 feet tall).

off to bed

>>215054005
I don't know what this means

>>215054000
oh i was thinking you went the other way
yea you won't be winning any points
doesn't mean you're wrong

faggot

dont think it should be too controversial to say the majority of muslims have no interest in embracing british culture/values and instead want a version similar to the shithole they left behind

Liberal Democrat’s are standing up for British values now so reform should watch out

>>215053976
I am though. I was on the gifted and talented programme at my secondary school. If it wasn't for stigma and mental health issues I would be incredibly successful by now.

>>215053990
I'm the pride of my family and I think you're projecting about the children part nobody mentioned children but you have to bring the subject into every conversation just like DTFIC.

>>215054026
nighty night x

>>215054047
dont think it should be controversial to say its absurd to have people from wildly different cultures and ethnic groups living among each other and think they'll get along peacefully too

>>215054049
I love that all the other parties are desperately trying anything to win back Reform voters

>>215053900
I was speaking to a girl at work yesterday about Israel/the Holocaust and I said that it's only due to jewish power that they have a victim narrative and she agreed lol

>>215054056
maybe stop taking the tranny meds

>>215054056
>i'm a genius because i was above average at secondary school its just a series of bad coincidences that lead me to working at aldi
were you smart but lazy?

>>215054056
trannies want to get in schools
trannies groom children
trannies get in schools and kill children
trannies get in churches and kill children
i have reasons to be concerned

>>215054081
Reform can’t even retain their own voters

>muh trannies

Wind your neck in

>>215054056
You talk about watching anime when you come home from your toil at Aldi. You are just an autistic man trying to believe he's something he's not in more ways than one.

>>215054082
yh normies have been fully redpilled on the JQ now, only boomers are still in blind denial but thats because they grew up terrified of the anti semite label

>>215054085
I'm very hard working. It's just discrimination that has held me back and led to the development of mental health problems.

>>215054099
Cis people do all that and more in far greater numbers than trans people

muh poopie smells

smart but lazy me

>>215051350
>blue eyes
>fair to light hair
>wales
Hm

>>215054128
you do it at disproportionate rates, make every tranny a far greater risk than the average person

>>215054127
Yeah boomers are a lost cause. They fear the label of "racism" so much lol

Is there a reason everyone is nasty to the employed woman? I haven’t been here long enough to know

>>215054120
drink more gin and jew cum

Ruby Granger? Would sniff her farts.

>>215052705
All the same o algo

>>215054119
ALDI is literally the best paying supermarket in the UK mate. Nothing to scoff at.

>>215054180
Aryan beauty

think I'll buy a packet of choco LEIBNIZ biscuits then scran the lot

Rorke. Give it a rest. That's a direct order.

is there going to be a war with russia soon? i don't fancy dying

>>215054060
*bits your bum*

>>215054189
you can't use a supermarket job as a measure for success, it just doesn't work once you get older than 17. Maybe if you were a branch manager or something but we all know that's not on the cards is it

>>215054199
there's like 3 biscuits in a pack of them

it not right

>>215054128
if you were truly hard working and a genius you wouldn't be working at aldi for multiple years as a grown adult

>>215054152
welsh people being swarthy or having dark features is very overblown

>>215054213
Daddy Trump will stop it

>>215053519
Never heard of any of them except jd vance

rorkes da

is we getting a war wit russia

>>215054213
I'm except from the draft so I don't really care as long as they don't bomb my incelflat or favourite restaurant

>>215054263
>I'm except from the draft
why?

if it wasn't for tmau fish odour syndrome sometimes i stink of fish sometimes i stink of shit diagnosed by sheffield university in 2005 i would have worked all my life

britain is nothing ever happens: the country

Howling at this creature with a face of makeup on working in Aldi insisting that he is actually incredibly smart and was only held back by stereotypes as he aggressively corrects a terrified single mother from calling him 'he'

doesn't russia violate baltic airspaces quite regularly? don't see what's special about this one

>>215054274
I work in a prison, they can't shut them down even during a war

get the free sheldon edish made

>>215054283
loads of things happen here, we're the country that america uses to test things out on before you role them out in your country (see the current surveillance state)

>>215054291
never thought about this
learned a little something today, thanks

>>215054286
Yjk his sister complains about her panties constantly going missing from her dirty clothes hamper. Hm curious that.

though it is fucked however that criminals escape war while innocents are sent to the slaughter

>>215054175
theyre an annoying fake attention whore troon

>>215054303
those are for your own safety rorke, to make sure nothing ever happens

>>215054335
>>215054335

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