Thread 215054335

King Cunt edition

>>215054274
My arse is far too thick and fuckable, would be a complete distraction to the other lads

all the continentals know how to live the dolce vita, while most anglophones are grubby little scrubblers

Rorke getting the girl

Leftypol getting the tranny, the poo on his willy, and shooting Charlie Kirk.

>>215054360
um

>>215054380
and fucking blacks

David Gandy
Oof madone he looks terrible!

might get a steak from the butchers today
naturally I'll ask for two of them so they don't realise I'll just be eating it alone in my incelflat

>>215054380
...

Poop and shid my pant:
>>215053966

Mongs:
>>215053976
>>215053990
>>215054085
>>215054119
>>215054235
>>215054244

Some white guy opened a doner kebab place near me that was actually decent quality and hygienic

Anyway he's now come out with a grovelling apology after being accused of "cultural appropriation" and gentrification and is changing the shop

Embarrassing

>>215054408
they know that you are, Mark

>>215054360
soldiers need relief too
plenty of supporting roles in the army

this is what they took from us

>>215054417
retards laughing at the pool pisser

I am now prime minister.
If you are over 60 years old you are BANNED from driving, no tests nothing you are BANNED if you are found driving you will be sentenced to 25 years in prison.

>>215054424
why are they so ill-dressed?

>>215054424
>black bloke on the back left
woke

>>215054421
um that isn't my name

>>215054447
It's not a fashion show twinkle toes

>>215054424
Wish I had this man’s confidence

>>215054467
this is what they took from you

>>215054447
early 90s aesthetic is based

>>215054465
well i think the wokeness had already set in by this stage
properly yankified
would never see such a lack of decorum in the imperial days

>>215054467
Back then a man like this could easily get pussy

>>215054419
he deserved it

>>215054424
what are they doing?

>>215054493
living

rorkefugee

>>215054485
Post your wrist

glowies are using israel as a wedge to split the right simple as

Who's Rorke

imagine going to therapy and your therapist is wearing a joker suit

>>215054533
Fuck Israel. Hope it burns.

>>215054541
hes a thread personality

the aforementioned dolce vita

Jeremy Corbyn's new political party lasted less than 2 (two) months before it's 2 (two) members had a fight and they broke up

>>215054559
Are you Rorke?

>>215054559
sovl

>>215054568
this is where i have to respect the muslim concept of keeping women away from leadership roles, they're nothing but trouble

>>215054559
napoli is the most soulful place on earth

>>215054559
looks perfect
in my earnest opinion even these dilapidated poor med towns look nicer than rich english ones

>>215054559
gazans eating well

>>215054596
>>215054604
>>215054584
it's romania lol

>>215054581
FONC

>>215054615
loool

>>215054533
lf Trump says they're the good guys l trust him

Morning lads

>>215054615
sc

>>215054642
Good morning Rorke

>>215054642
so this is rorke

>>215054642
Hideous sofa

>>215054642
fat git

rorke scranning a couple of sosij rolls for brekkie

>>215054642
why does he look like that

I am a modernist in many ways because I believe we created a modern world that has been taken away from what it could have been.

>>215054615
so?
romania is med and traditional
sovl

>>215054615
Bodied that freak

Goon weekend is upon us lads.
Get that willy out and enjoy that brain getting fried.
I got some poppers in me.

really cant stand ruby
sorry

>>215054696
Like what

/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

>>215054709
AWOOGA
>>215054725
I quite like

>>215054697
looks like a PS2 game

>>215054727
why did they even get their own board anyway

Yes, I will be voting for the Greens
Their anti-nato and anti-nuclear views seem to be softening and they're the only real left wing alternative.
They are still quite nimby but no party is perfect.
Yes, the greens get my vote

>>215054568
Posted it again award

>>215054759
literally led by a j*w

playing Nightreign and leaving the game when my teammates die

>>215054759
alri gaylord

>>215054759
YIMBYs would be first on my list mate watch your back

>Normal woman
Walking around with 3 dogs
>Mudshark
Walking around with 3 offspring

Like a self imposed Auschwitz

Girl on hinge matched with me just to tell me she thought it's weird I liked her at 10pm on a Friday

got a concussion a few weeks ago and feel like i've been possessed ever since

>>215054727
they are fit though

Lovely, welcoming people the kikes. Constantly brow beating us over tolerance of minorities when none exists in Israel.

>>215054819
silly bitch

>>215054817
>Thinking about this at 9:45 am and not thinking about money
You are cooked bruv COOKED

>>215054759
what's their stance on paki immigration?

>>215054823
possessed by the battymangeist is it

started having a wank at 11pm last night but i was too tired to finish it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtQiQfQcJYQ
no toil today

>>215054559
raw capsicum raw mushroom green olives and... sauteed onions?

those cheeky russians doing a cyber attack again

>>215054842
I've just been outside and saw it

>>215054335 (OP)
What do the english think of the danelaw?
is it something people actually know about or only history nerds?

my laptop is going to self destruct when they stop supporting windows 10 next month

putting my nan voodoo doll in a blender for 1 hour straight

>>215054922
who is it this time?

ill be voting ulster unionist

remember when Forest Gump's mum had to let the head teacher pump her so forest could go to normal school instead of retard school?

>>215054936
it's probably the least interesting part of British history so most people don't know about it
we mostly focus on anglo saxon stuff

glad when me and my wife got married we didn't do a big gay overpriced spectacle

>>215054672
I think you're wrong

>>215054968
airports in europe and here

>>215054835
This is how ruthless you have to be to survive in the world they've created

Imagine if humans emancipated themselves from their rule instead of listening to rap and stabbing Ukrainians on trains. The cattle moniker is right in some ways.

lacking moral fibre so all of my poos have been bad
or something
idk
please reply to me

>>215054847
thoughts on Jacques Doriot, Marcel Deat, Philippe Petain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUZ2FU7o-ro

jeffrey epstein was fucking based he was rich as fuck and got a load of pussy and then he died and he never ratted on his nonce mates

>>215055042
eat an apple

made how they've completed controlled human society for centuries and they're unstoppable and you might as well sit in your smelly bedroom forever

'a man can lose everything he owns yet lose nothing at all'
how does that even make sense

>>215055092
dont give up yet bro

>Rochdale grooming gang victim killed herself after 'mental health battle'
leftypol celebrating

>>215055114
leftypol changing his tune as soon as he finds out mental health is involved

>>215055098
high quality image that

gf loves these

rorke on a mad one

>>215055149
haha look like penor

>>215055149
haha thought it was a huge black knob

>>215055024
thanks mate

>>215055149
pack it in

>>215055098
new white map dropped?

>>215055114
That's not how they operate, it just doesn't register in their head when it happens. Or they structural racism or colonialism it out of their mind.

Same when one of their "allies" using a vehicle to plow through some people in Germany or shoots football fans in Belgium.

They were out and about with he Sarah everard thing because it is socially acceptable to be against.

rapture soon

>>215055167
just packed it in my arse

>>215055092
mental how the world is getting better and if you were alive 100 years ago youd be sitting in a cold bed with 10 other family members dying of boredom and tuberculosis and theyd probably call you gay and beat you

sawing my cock off

just got up and opened the window

>>215055064
in retrospect...

Britain yearns for Green

anyone remember joop

>>215055256
air out the smelly bedroom

>>215055339
smelly living room actually
currently sitting on my sofa naked with a poo protector towel deployed and doing hangover farts

what did they use to do between sets at the gym before smartphones and the like

>>215055358
stroke their willies

>>215055256
just opened hte window and turned on the internal fan system myself
need to get the airflow going you see

>>215055373
Sabrina Carpenter is so so sex

morning lads, any plans for today? might wash the car me

>>215055373
shitting nora

>>215055391
you just know she is bbc BLACKED RAW only

>>215055242
Better for who? Me? 100 years ago I wouldn't be an incel.
Society wouldn't be completely controlled.
I could do or say what I want.
I could work where I want.
I could travel to Australia for a laugh.
My street would be filled with people I know and not Africans.
The media I consume would be tailored to me and not filled with Africans.

The situation I've forced into, in a post industrial western European landing strip is in many ways worse than what you've described, I assume suicide rates track it as such. We're not much different to native Americans and their suicide rates because our culture has been destroyed.

>>215055386
gp

Britain NEEDS the green party

might rewatch that dredd film
that was a good film

>>215055396
Pick up my meds from chemist
Pick up a coffee from the coffee shop
Gym
Back home to watch footy
Potentially wank (undecided)

>>215055396
did a wank to some lad giving sophie dee an anal creampie then eating it out of her there
going to play a bit of red dead 2 until lunch then start steamingtoil
football football football
then watch a spooky film before bed and more vidya

locktober looms

>>215055436
3D bullshit ruined some of it desu
but it was a nice flick

>>215055436
isnt that a blacked actor

got kitchen nightmares on

>>215055459
karl urban is not "urban"

>>215055436
You ready /brit/?

Mad how if I want to play multiplayer on XBox I have to fork out £7 a month, but if I want to do it on PC I can do it for the square root of FUCK ALL.

>>215055396
just done my run toil
going into london later to do some shopping x

>>215055477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGXvO82xF98

why?

>>215055465
wow!

i stand with israel

>>215055542
what drives this attention seeking behavior

>>215055484
yes!!

>>215055542
LMAO he's asking about what she thinks about the dead Palestinian kids and she was like "boo hoo nibba" lmaooooo based

Managed to bag myself a decent date last night. Ended quite well, met him on Grindr. Think I'll see him again :)

lots to do, still in bed x

>>215055459
fantastic knobber even accounting for the bend but very poor coom shots

for me its jax slayher, julio gomez or jason luv for the best bbc in blacked

>>215055542
mad how israel is a degenerate globohomo country despite what rorke would have you believe

>>215055523
kino.

Theres something etheral about the Twin Towers, like its a representation of a different world

>>215055572
Have a hard time believing this lad managed to get a single date let alone 60. Was he using filters?

>>215055587
>>215055523
>>215055477
reminds me of that tragedy

Remember to recycle when you're done with this thread

>>215054346

>>215055587
yankified runt

>>215055602
If you're bent its easy mode, just go on Grindr and you'll be swarmed with options

just to clarify, we are going to have sex?

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>>215055641
might become bent then

>>215055542
sex

>>215055657
Didn't you get banned for this shit last week?

>>215055587
concorde sex

>>215055572
is he monkeypozzed?

>>215055476
enjoyed this post

>>215054642
Morning, dogstein

>>215049045
I passed!

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>>215055646
ktim i was born in february 2001

>>215055680
looks quadraspazzed on a life glug

>>215055419
you would 100% be an incel no man woman or beast at any time in the history of the universe would ever have been even slightly sexually interested in you you are an utterly disgusting entity and unless you become a rapist you will never ever have sex

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

Wir tragen das Ewige feuer
das in unserem herzen hell brennt
Und das einzige Leitlicht ist nur
unser Mentor, der führer dieser Welt

>>215055686
Theory in Ireland is way easier than UK. Ours have a hazard perception video test that gets a lot of people.

Anyway, now you have the practical to stress about.

>>215055639
Not yankified, I don't even like American media for the most part, they are just fascinating, like they don't fit into the city at all, I can't think of any other buildings that sat on a cities backdrop like they did, its hard believing they ever existed.

>>215055646
I was 10

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Some absolutely mental "concidences" in regards to the Twin Towers and 9/11 as well.

might wash my hair today
might do a small clean of the flat
feeling incellious you see

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>>215055730
One step closer to never having to take a bus again. No more sitting with the scrotes and the minorities

>>215055749
Post boy pussy>.<

got a semi

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

need to find a 40+ thread on 4chan can't be spending time with you zoomers feel like a nonce

There's something deeply stirring about symbols such as the Swastika, the Sun Cross, the Wolfsangel, Odal Rune, green forests, etc.

IMO it's ancestral memory stirring the blood.

im a bad bitch

>>215055715
No that's reserved for your rape state heeb colonist

I have had sex unfortunately for you, I am a mentalcel. Your dick is small and you are a faggot.

hep bill crag
or
bell rig chap

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

If there is some global cabal the Twin Towers and 9/11 had to be some elaborate ritual

>>215055809
i want u to nonce me

lots of rum buggers on this morning

we lost ww2

they shot me boys

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

you are trans

>>215055816
your dick is small and youre gay and youve never had sex and your opinions are all wrong too and you should kill yourself

off to a greek restaurant for a family meal today lads
barely had greek food before no clue what to get

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

got the frasier on

whys he always do the same schizo adposting and interracial posting? no originality in his brain?

>>215055734
is that the empire state building in the middle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHe3WSwb16M&rco=1

hmm

arse lad night

>>215055879
you can usually judge a greek restaurant by its moussaka. get that, it's peng.

>>215055829
there are others

anglos poo shit smell

>>215055879
chargrilled octopus and lamb souvlaki lad you'll be set

>>215055864
My dick is bigger than yours, you are bald, you haven't put a thread of evidence against what I've said, you are fat, you will never please a woman.

You're defending your own oppression and shit life. And unlike me you're enough of a pussy to kill yourself.

>>215055907
Ykwim

just b urself bro

>>215055888
>those digits
Quite stylish!

>>215055934
scream

>>215055934
Getting mad about "Anglo-Saxons" again, Dmitri?

>>215055976
MERCY

screaming

>>215055934
poo roaring

>>215055981
stop doxxing me retard indian

>>215055934
i see three germans and a slav

would rather cum in a tube and inject it up my own arse than try octopus

what are rorke and leftypol up to?

>>215055957
?

>>215055926
moussaka is just shit lasagne

>>215056057
not true at all

tossed eggs and scrambled salad

nth for the holodem

cant get you out of my head

>>215056057
simpleton take

>>215055098
each dot is one black person

you think you're frasier but you're niles
me? i'm martin

>>215056082
*

>>215055949
you aren't worth debating. is google broken? your suicide rate claim is blatantly wrong

you are a lazy dole dossing mentally ill dickless spineless disabled incel retard and your whore mother should not have let you near a computer

>>215056123
I'm the annoying little dog

seattle's a dump and it always has been (although it's gotten much worse)
the people who wrote frasier knew nothing about this city and just chose it because it was chic in the '90s

you can't post that

watched sleepless in seattle (1993)
i like to think their first date went poorly and he went back to seattle and killed himself

COME ON SEATTLE

>>215056093
the reboot set came nowhere close to this

>>215056156
>it was chic in the '90s
just said it was always a dump, which is it?

got the vantablack sex arse out

Become addicted to singing My Little Soda Pop from K-Pop Demon Hunters but I just replace every word with nigger

>>215056203
it was seen as chic because of the alternative rock scene that became very popular, there's a reason all the bands are depressive

they're calling again

never been to seattle, how far out of london is it? might get a train there

just built my own calculator
I’m a coding legend

just put united winning on my accy
going to regret that

>>215056127
>throwing pots talisman

>>215056156
green river killer must've been in the news every other week in the 90s, that guy had so many confirmed victims he put ted bundy to shame

agadoo doo doo
agadoo doo doo
push pineapples shake the tree

>>215056243
take it off then

>>215056241
in lisp?

>>215056010
Fuck off you stupid cunt

If I joined the army they'd promote me right to the top of the SAS but im a lover not a fighter

>>215056273
jutht built my own calculator
I'm a coding legend

>>215056286
pscr

>>215056282
if I joined the army I would immediately shoot myself without hesitation the moment I'm handed a weapon with live ammunition

>>215056245
i dunno i wasn't alive i'm just making shit up lol
i was born and raised here though
well in the suburbs
it's actually really nice compared to the rest of the country, still the people are strange and closed-off
the nature is probably the best part

>>215056273
No

>>215055879
meat and two veg

poo: loading
poo deployment commencing in t minus 2 minutes

>>215056334
in haskell?

>>215056134
We've all lost of the game of life on this website yet you think you're any better.

I'm taller, less bald, thinner, more attractive and my dick is bigger than yours. Yet my life is shit so god knows how awful you have it. And yet you're defending the shit you've been handed like a less whipped slave. The first one of us to tie that knot won't be me I assure you.

And yes I am right, I don't care about your source.

>>215056319
i should take you clay pidgeon shooting

>>215055396
finish doing up the WC

very drunk lads

>>215055880
wanking my lil timmy to this

>>215056364
first you take a drink then the drink takes you

>>215056244
Yubi(finger) throws her jarhead at the enemy

>>215056343
No

Mad how jfs speaking our language is just expected

initiating poo sequence

>>215056389
in lean?

my goodness, scran o'clock

putting my yubi in korones dog fanny

>>215056392
none of them have the gift of gab like a real bonerfide anglephone

surfing the net

>>215056409
No

just had a frozen gregg's sausage roll I put in the oven last night and left on the worktop overnight uncovered and now ive eaten it eaten it and eaten it

poo deployment sequence engaged

>>215056437
in C?

I stand with the Green party

and that's just the ice cream on the cake

>>215056455
Yeah!

>>215056458
Shut up spaedo

>>215056350
youre a 4 foot tall disabled albino pygmy with a nub for a penis and no friends and a dogshit life. my life is good

enjoy your dogshit life mate

>>215056474
Cool!

>>215056093
I will never experience this level of comfy

I like it.

>>215056483
Thanks :D

>>215056493
>>215056493

>>215056491
grim hellish portrait for a grim hellish reign eh

>>215056482
I smell a jeet

>>215056413
Present your fingers to Korone and you'll never get them back, unless you're willing to pay the price for a a deep fried double