Thread 215054346

Majtie Kolberg edition

800m bitches are the hottest, anything longer and they're too skinny, anything short too black and muscular

Why do we rarely see fat anime girls.

>>215055153
because the octopus keeps sucking them dry

>>215054884
Oh lawd dat ass

>>215054884
Keely!

might pop down to the hotel for a pint

just wanked onto my belly and watched it all drain into my navel

>>215058120
On your own?

just had a mighty shit

>>215055153
theres litreally a fat girl in that anime

TomFM just came up on my youtube reccys
he looks like a nonce

in 2023 i suffered a wank related injury doctors told me I would never wank again
in 2024 i was sponsored by redbull
2025 i was the first incel to hit 30 strokes per second

Reddit is fucking unusable
Why does anyone go there

>>215058191
Bunch of brainwashed libtarded faggots who wish they were black because they hate themselves

many theories and accusations about my skin tone and political beliefs in the last thread.

>>215058219
you can't even banter, course you're not anglo-celtoid
gay wog cunt

>>215058191
Niche subreddits are good for information/content, but redditors are mental.

>>215058191
some good niche wanking subreddits (legal)

At least on 4chan everyone accepts people are freaks. Redditors think they're upstanding members of society and take their posts very seriously.

>>215058246
>American telling a antipodean he can't banter

Redditors fucking love abbreviating stuff

>>215058268
>take their posts very seriously.
they do that here too

>>215058219
and not one in this thread asking

>"So the last shall be first, and the first last".
Matthew 20:16

>"There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for you are all one in Jesus Christ".
Galatians 3:28

>"For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him".
Romans 10:12

>"Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth".
Matthew 5:5

well well well

redditors love raping their own bums with cucumbers

>>215058191
Reddit is genuinely good for some serious things like personal finance or how to get a passport or mortgage advice because some of them actually are normal people who have done things. If you try asking anything here you get some smelly bedroom dwelling incel neet who's done nothing since he failed his O levels replying with sucking a poo labubu down the stairs and then everybody giggles

Every redditor desperately wishes they were black and hate themselves for not being black

sucking a poo labubu down the stairs

going to reddit to ask how get a passport

>>215058297
bloody well said mate *hurriedly walks away from you*

watching gary eats and screaming at the telly when greeno makes an appearance

i only watch reddit for street fight videos since live leak went down.

got the booze opened
got the air crash investigation on
got the scran in the air fryer

>>215058205
what on earth
they dont wear panties in those things

>>215058363
it's far too early for that caper

The amber lights. The crunch of the auburn leaves. The vibrant orange pumpkins. Autumn is here, let's embrace it with clothing made from natural materials. Let's celebrate it with rustic homemade food. Let's get comfortable with roaring fires and warming spirits.

>>215058032
>lad, just now they're turning on disney
That's my point. You seem to think that leftists love megacorps as long as those megacorps pretend to care about certain issues. I'm saying leftists are actually very critical of megacorps in general, especially when a megacorp shows no care for important rights, like Disney has done.

I have just finished my 8th poo in 24 hours. All perfectly formed, smooth, healthy poos. No diarrhoea and no constipation. I just make poo at an extraordinary rate.

i go to the Reddit for r/chavsinthongs

*surveys your whole country smoove off*

Do people come here on Christmas Day?

>>215058383
put on my dark academia clothes while reading this post

>>215058400
A clue gained.

>>215058396
fucking dipshit newfag

>>215058396
sometimes phone post when absolutely steaming on christmas day

>>215054884
She has a black bf

>>215058396
not like every waking hour is filled with festivities on Christmas

>>215058384
disney has been treating it working staff like shit, sueing people for bullshit left and right but as long they appeared pozzed, leftists were fine with it
slap a rainbow on it and it doesn't matter how you run your business, idiots will lap it up
and don't start on freedom of speech
i might reply it doesn't mean freedom of consequences

surely the antipodeans will realize eventually that the SPIRIT of holidays like christmas and easter are embodied by the SEASONS they are in, and will adjust accordingly
someday

>>215058414
posting is fine when you're steaming cause that's basically the peak of the day

@yanks
fuck off

>>215058471
crikey that looks like a pair of bosoms

>>215058471
corr

gaggle of gooks buying loads of crisps in tesco earlier

wonder what they're up to

>>215058504
probably making mukbang videos

>>215058452
african americans are a fascinating species

>>215058423
Is at my house

>>215058452
lol nun lil jamal cud do x

>>215058504
they'd all suck your cock if you went up and asked

It's mad how everyone gets shitty about immigration but no one thinks how by 2030, every 2 working people will be supporting 1 pensioner. That is completely unsustainable with today's pension costs. That's the real thing we should be getting shitty about; old people hoovering up our future prospects by loading us with debt to keep themselves comfortable

you can tell students have started because m&s is clogged up with gormless mongs trying to remember what mater and pater told them to buy to have for their din dins

>>215058471
too big

we should have a thread where we all talk like victorian poshos

>>215058539
it's not old people's fault that wealth inequality has grown exponentially while neolibs refuse to tax the rich

>>215058544
maybe you're just bitter

CHALLENGE: Post a Vocaroo of your best Manuel from Fawlty Towers impression along with your Bitcoin wallet address and I'll sent the best impression 1 Bitcoin.

>>215058525
alright you jolly man

>>215058570
what am i gonna do with a bitcoin?

>>215058570
https://vocaroo.com/1cku6aI3d4Jq

>>215058564
It's their fault they didn't have enough children or save for their retirement. No one here will get a state pension. It will be scrapped once we finish paying for the boomers.

>>215058564
Yes but they continue to vote for governments that promise to keep them comfortable. At any point they could collectively stop and be like, wow we've got all this unearned wealth at the expense of our kids and grandkids, we should really address that, but they won't. They weren't called the Mr generation for nothing you know

>>215058374
>panties
FOY

>>215058447
just doesn’t work in summer does it
christmas didn’t even happen in december
they changed it to match european pagan solstice traditions like saturnalia and yule

nothing in yhe binble says you can’t celebrate christ’s birth in december. interestingly though it has parallels with the “birth of the sun and the saviour” according in the late winter after the solstice. around 25 december days begin to get longer again and the sun begins its long spring and summer ascent. the sun is died and born again. sound familiar?

>>215058447
winter isnt wintery here its wet and rainy

>>215058608
and what do you call them mate

>>215058539
that’s literally why we have mass immigration
it boosts public spending and is a small net positive gain

and the ruling class of this country are so money obsessed and so deep in the fiat currency system they need the line to go up at all costs (an aging population and subsequent die off would mean a great depression). so they import a gazillion uber eats drivers and kenyan nurses. civilisational continuity be damned.

>>215058564
>neolibs refuse to tax the rich
blatant lie

>>215058637
me? Im british so I call them knickers

you're all performative brits

>>215058630
just take a quick flight to antarctica
I saw it happen in that documentary series for kids about two koala that own a plane

Socialism is an outdated 20th century ideology built on a society based around heavy industry and pre digital life
If you want to help the current masses you need a new system.

>>215058651
what do you think neoliberalism is

Christmas in Australia’s hot
Cold and frostys what it’s not

Drinking a welsh beer called brains. It's alri, tried a guiness for the irish last week was good. Tried a london pride too recently, it's alri. Prefer kiwi beer

if bill gate had two korala he's flying plane

a smile might be good

>>215058698
>goring
sieg heil!

>>215058705
the ideology ruling britain, the country with the highest tax rate in the world

what's ladbible

>>215058446
>slap a rainbow on it and it doesn't matter how you run your business, idiots will lap it up
But that's not true as I said. Many leftists dislike Amazon because Amazon treats its workers badly. It doesn't matter that Amazon flies a rainbow flag occasionally.

>>215058731
you can't post that mate

>>215058720
sipping on some lemon and peorraoa myself and some bluebird chips

Democracy is fucking awful when you have far too many people in the welfare net. Everyone wants cakeism, no one wants to pay for it, that's someone else's responsibility. Everyone wants a better NHS, better public services but try suggesting increasing income tax by 1% to pay for it and everyone is like nope.
UK democracy is doomed to failure because of this.
Tbh I think if you're a net drain on the economy you should lose your right to vote

>>215058720
>cardiff
Sorry that’s not Welsh it’s English you were scammed

>>215058727
>country with the highest tax rate in the world
just untrue

When Trump started his tariff war against the entire world he should have involved the rest of the Western World and collectively put tariffs on the developing world. That would have brought industry back and once it was back it could have been used to provide wealth for working people.

>>215058757
bit like cracked, used to be funny but went WOKE

>>215058761
i can and i did

>>215058768
Yes democracy will fail and we’ll slide into managerial technocracy
This is well understood by people that aren’t mongs

>>215058758
oh yea? don't see them down in the streets though do you
but they're well glad to watch rangz of power

>>215058714
its hot in summer as well

>>215058780
wrong and gay

Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.

CODY

>>215058813
christmas is in summer here you buffoon!!!!!!

>>215058765
chur, trying to think of an Australian export I like but I genuinely can't, besides VB of course

Liverpool reds have scored

>>215058780
too little too late
china won long ago

>>215058833
potato potato

what happened to that girl that made the BORIS! tik tok

>>215058833
no it's not
you think christ abides by the arbitrary constraints of the calendar?
he is in tune with the earth, you just celebrate on the wrong day cause you're mongs

>>215058856
shes got an OF now

Just eaten a whole jar of Aldi crunchy biscuit spread
2000 calories

>>215058834
are you from the South Island or the north island

>>215058780
bold of you to presume the western ruling classes have their countrymen’s best interest in mind
we are potential competition to them. new money. have our own ideas on what our countries should be and how a fair society should be run. they’re only interested in profit and control

they want to run a giant slave plantation planet where they rule over masses of afro-jeets as technocratic god kings. The white commoner is the obstacle between them and that dystopian nightmare

just reading about this late bronze age collapse lads
waht the hell happened there then

I... am STEVE.

>>215058875
sick it up

>>215058846
Oh there's some stupid cunt football match on so everyone needs to stop in prayer

>>215058894
Wish I could

>>215058879
immigration (unironically)

>>215058877
lived in both, was born in a small north island town. far from auckland luckily

>>215058875
Fat cunt

>>215058875
liquid calories don't count

>>215058879
silver, probably

>>215058800
People who watch streaming slop are probably centrists who don't really care about politics

>>215058846
>merseyside derby
might watch it
how’s the game been

what runtslop shall i have Abdul deliver today then?

>>215058902
Wow dude you’re so unique and edgy

>>215058886
i saved that pic

>>215058922
all liverpool

zesty lil white boy from the north island shaking his ass for the whanau

>>215058879
sea peoples

>>215058925
A clue

>>215058925
hate cunts like you
pigs need their slop

>>215058929
Pray in awe

>>215058908
I’m bulking

>>215058902
whatever virgin

>>215058817
A clue has been gained.

>>215058932
ah fuck it can’t be arsed
and fuck peter drury is probably on too his commentary is shite
probably gary neville on hes worse

>>215058902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM

>>215058961
a post has been samefagged

african bird at toil has been more giggly around me recently, even said my arms looked muscly… forgive me, hitler… brucey need choccy…

Entire country stops when there's a football match on. Little girl gets butchered in a dance class? Eh. Football match on? Stare at screen mouth gaped in awe.

>>215058932
Boring and pointless then

read the book of mormon

>>215058978
Cheers virgin

>>215058967
it's on tnt sport so it's darren "fletch" fletcher and ally mccoist

>>215058967
it's fletch and ally mccoist

why

>>215058967
TNT

>>215058974
whys it say CP in the corner? Noncetradamus

>>215058978
bro supports Everton

>>215058993
>fletcher
Cannot stand that cunt

>>215058954
nice! i haven't had that either.

>>215058993
don’t even have tnt me
>>215058998
fletch is fine but im sick of mccoist. says the same three stock phrases. he’s also a boomer retard. i say this as a scot.

>>215058974
she's grifting you

>>215058987
The problem with God is that he doesn't exist

You know it's true that's why you can only reply with virgin

fuck i only just woke up

i was posting high on ketamine and ephedrine until 4am last night, you see

Australians will look you dead in the eyes and say: "I wonder if we're going to have a white Christmas this year".

>>215059040
how. so.

>>215059002
thai people have pretend to be birds for ages teehee

spag bol for tea lads #rape

>>215059025
why? i don’t think he’s a bad commentator

ive gone woke

>>215058987
more like the book of moron

rorke the raped

>>215059072
imagine knowning what any of this gay nerd virgin shite means

Country's sinking before our eyes. But football's on and that's what matters

Aryan beauty

>>215058987
theres a mormon church on exhibition road in kensington
always used to get them stopping me on my way to uni asking about jesus and the like
i got friendly with two of them and they invited me inside and they have a literal basketball court inside the church
its mental

posted a post on reddit last night that has become my top updooted post. 1.7k updoots.
my 19th top voted is my favourite comment, always makes me chuckle.

>>215059064
i hope everything was ok with my post

>>215059071
Can’t hide his bias for certain English teams in the later stages of the champions league. TNT is supposed to be impartial

>>215059047
does that combo allow you to get much sleep?

>>215059099
yep time for rorke to pack it in until next summer

>>215059099
going to do anything about your country falling apart? or are you going to sit on your arse sulking?

think i tore my frenulum wanking

That's the unwashed masses sedated

>>215059099
and even that's sinking

>>215059101
hair's far too dark on this monkey

youve got a whole board for your football SHITE so why dont you post about it in there

>>215059123
i slept like a baby but before that i was very awake, the thought of bed seemed silly to me

the blue biomass

Shut up spaki you daft twat. Gonna start desperately posting Charlie Bigham again when the game's over for a crumb of attention? Fat nasty pig

>>215059165
/brit/ is an /sp/ off shoot
don't like it? fuck off to virginchan

>>215059057
Has anybody ever provided conclusive evidence of God? No. You might as well believe that Santa Claus is real, or that leprechauns are real.

my piss smells like acid

>>215059155
when those zesty niggas did their little buckwiggle running up to the ball I knew it was over

>>215059120
post it

fucking HATE how quiz shows have contestant waffling on about their jobs and shite, I dont give a fuck about this cunt

>>215059128
this is what rorke is trying to destroy

>>215059122
what teams
you’d expect a slight unconscious bias from an english commentator to an english team

it’s like i try to explain to my dad. we’re scottish and he gets annoyed by the BBCs incessant coverage of England and constant bringing up of ‘66 and old players every tournament. I try to explain to him the production company, pundits and commentators are English, but he doesn’t seem to understand. He says what about all the people in the UK that aren’t English. I say most people are, there’s 9 million Scottish and Welsh people and 55 million English. He doesn’t understand and calls me stupid.

leave my arse out of it you vile young man

>>215059180
my favourite acids? lime juice and balsamic vinegar

im like mn lite from wales heheh

>>215059165
Football crazy
Chocolate mad

>>215059177
*exits through the door marked "virginchan"*
*walks in through the front door at exactly the same time*

>>215059180
mine smells like sweets

>>215059157
ok medoid

>>215059180
Mine's like Sugar Puffs

anyone want to go to the pub with me before Arsenal city? I can meet you outside the tollington or we could go to another pub :P

Don't get queers me. Men are pretty grim to look at.

>>215059232
bros trying to make friends on 4chan lmao

>>215059195
Dadbergs are unable to think in generalisations or at any scale bigger than the individual

>>215059233
very true
women are so perfect and gorgeous and pretty

>>215059233
masculinity and femininity are on a big spectrum... sometimes the gender doesn't register to the disgust system. thats my theory

garn have a bacon egg butty

>>215059233
I mean... I do kind of get it for some men

>>215059257
X-ray of your mum last night

I live in an area with high muslim population and have a lot of friends and neighbours , my oldest friend (who is Christian) is married to a Muslim of Bangladeshi descent and I 100% agree with you. My next door neighbours are probably the most traditional / rule following, british Pakistani and they’re bloody lovely and also run a couple of extremely successful businesses that employ a lot of people. Coming from a very white area growing up and only knowing about Islam from the media, the conversations I’ve had with actual Muslims about their faith has made it clear that as with so many other things, if you’ve met one Muslim, you’ve met one Muslim. But in general I’d say it’s a faith that encourages a thoughtful and non judgemental approach to others. I’ve had much worse experiences talking with hardcore Christian’s desu.

HUGOOOOOAL

>>215059233
bizarre innit women are angels

>>215059233
alri

>>215059252
No just always go with my brother but he’s bailed on me

>>215059272
howling

rubes uses a vintage wooden dildo from victorian times

o it lush we going to have some lush pints today de lada real ale all the way

2-0 to the Liverpool reds

THE CONTINENTAL MULATTO HAS KICKED THE BALL INTO THE NET LADS!!!!!

>>215059272
done him six ways from sunday

just had a proper exploding poo
got the shits and had to run, didn't even sit down and it just squirted out
would have looked mint in a scat fetish film

>>215059285
ask someone from work

is the man kicking the ball?

>>215059325
No one at my work supports Arsenal

>>215059179
what type of evidence would you accept

>>215059342
take the gf then

>>215059232
yeah ok
whats a football

Unter den wehenden Schatten
uns'rer fahnen, die flattern im Wind
Wir folgen der Stimme der Ahnen
Ihre treuen Nachkommen wir sind

Wir tragen das Ewige feuer
das in unserem herzen hell brennt
Und das einzige Leitlicht ist nur
unser Mentor, der führer dieser Welt

so mad how yanks call their gay little version of rugby football
deliberately obtuse i reckon just for the sake of it

>>215059355
Funny
>>215059376
Can’t tell if you’re jokinh

>>215059383
so do aussies

LATINA BOOTY!

gay fucking fairy

>>215059402
We even call rugby league footy

i've got nothing to say but it's okay

>>215059402
aussies spell labour without a u, theyve always been discount yanks to a certain degree

>>215059404
la la latina
la la latina

>>215059389
can i bring my homosexual friends

SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER SOCCER

>>215059412
me when I look up tinkerbell with the lesbian tag

uh yeah i am a racist with a thai bride what of it?

literally never met an australian who could speak a foreign language. uncultured swine

>>215059417
this only applies to the political party otherwise we spell it with a u

Feel like taking a little stroll through the French countryside on July 1st 1916

screming

Aryan beauty.

STOP POSTING NAZI STUFF TO GERMAN LAD. YOU'LL GET HIM ARRESTED FOR THAT

Me? A proud servant of global Jewish domination.

wish we had more latinas here
fit ones like on telly though not real ones

caberge

>>215059480
Needs to see a satay skewer

I like his jacket

Tigerberg

steak is incredibly overrated

>>215059505
would send him into sunberg with one swift upper cut

>>215059529
still good tho

>>215059505
/fit/berge

Tonight, Charlie's making dinner

>>215059529
What's your idea of a good meal?

>>215059480
wonder what he smells like
hope he smells like cat :)

>>215059529
prefer brisket me

>>215059540
hold on hold on

Pigstein

>>215059460
swarthy baboon

>>215059529
no its not

be quiet

>>215059529
thius. give me a grilled portobello

>>215054884
Your taste is lacking

>>215059560
>for 2
but it's really for 1, isn't it?

>>215059529
yeah we know you'd rather have your gay little meal of quinoa and chickpeas leftypol

Gave a girl the ick once by saying I was interested in world war one history

>>215059574
yer brown

>>215059571
do they like it if you kiss their snouts?

nth for the baddiedem

Get the coffee down ya son bosh

>>215059597
definitely

pigon

>>215054884
wrong

>>215059607
oh my days

>>215058085
>>215058085
>>215058085
Recycle

>>215059616
Why doesn't she wear United kits any more?

>>215059607
doxxed

>>215059560
does it come with naan bread? cant have a curry without a naan

>>215059607
surreymong driving too fast

>>215059560
cronem got luh goat curry

>>215059672
She's never worn their kit much in the first placed