Thread 215063944

Diarrhea

>>215063981
this isn't the /brit/ thread

>>215064002
that's photoshop

>>215063944 (OP)
>Nacho fries no longer being offered at my local Taco Bell
Each day the faint vestiges of light within me dim a little further

everyone ive ever met named "ian" has been really really weird

>>215064098
that's my name...

>>215064098
Fuck... you reminded me of the worst Ian...I wont even share it because it's horrific.

>>215064246
>>215064246
REAL THREAD, NOT EARLY
>>215064246
>>215064246

>>215064098
That's my brother's name...

>>215064281
idgaf

What year and what country did your ancestors immigrate to America from
Me, Germany and Austria in 1842

Good morning sirs

i feel tense. i feel bad

>>215062056
No I mean like corporations give kickbacks in the form of political contributions in exchange for exempting their prospective hires from the 100k jeet tax. Paying for privelage, basically, but not through official channels. That's just one way it could be abused I mean, though, not that it will be

>>215064426
top of the morning to ya

penis!

>>215063999
they didn't appreciate me talking about my bowel movements either. this board is dead

>>215064441
holy kek

I was a few mm away from getting TRUGGED yesterday
Turning left and some retard oncoming decided to turn into the wrong lane
I might upload a webm later

>>215064441
what's wrong my guy?

>>215064695
are you the guy that got assaulted on May

>>215064644
why is my sorrow funny to you?
>>215064717
i have irrational fears. i am mentally ill

>>215064741
Last time I got my ass kicked was 11th grade

>>215064772
>i have irrational fears. i am mentally ill
Like what? I used to fear the cops catching me buying drugs and beating me, but that ones was very rational. I also fear my pressure cooker exploding and taking my head off.

had a dream that my mom owned a small chimp named Rory and a big gorilla named Mr. R. Rory wanted me to play with him but I was scared that Mr. R would get too overprotective, which in turn made him actually suspicious of me, so I had to leave the house. And I couldn't go anywhere else because my keys were still inside. There was also a giant rat looking things that, upon closer inspection, was actually two birds stuck together and which moved as one unit.

my dick is hard

>>215064918
like fear that god is going to destroy the world, that some dead lady is hunting me, that muslims are going to hurt me etc

>>215064959
for me?

>>215064981
lmfao

>>215064982
no i saw a hot girl on the log

>>215064959
Hard to see without a magnifying glass lmfao gottem

>>215064981
>like fear that god is going to destroy the world
I don't fear god but actual people doing that.
>that muslims are going to hurt me etc
Is there a racial or religious tension betweet muslims and christians where you are?
Here they are chill.

>>215065077
i live in belgrade. everyone is orthodox. currently i'm on vacation in eastern herzegovina. everyone is orthodox here too

But muh Kimmel

>>215065235
then why do you fear the muslims?

>>215065235
I see so it is irrational...the muzzies in blalkans who have been her for generations are usually chill. It's the refugees that come from bumfuck who knows where are the crazy ones.

In other news I made some fish today. With tartard sauce.

>>215064981
>Fearing Bosniak Muslims in the big 2025
Lol

>>215065301
>>215065318
i don't fear muslims hurting me *physically*. i'm scared of their prayers in which they wish bad things happening to non-muslims

>>215065478
I wish curses happening to both of you so be scared of me

Every texas GOP politician needs to be sent to the gas chamber

>>215065409
Looks delish

Sushi for dinner today

alex trebek is dead? WTF

>>215065409
What kind of fish?

>>215065560
I thought you were a bacala man uncle june, why you eatin SUSHI?

>>215065478
Nigga what, even if they do that Islam isn't your religion if you shouldn't be scared of them because you are Christian and believe other religions are false.

i dont believe in god because i have basic critical thinking skills

i don't feel safe anywhere. this fear is eating me alive

>>215065570
Sea Bream coated in panko and lightly toasted/fried in butter on a low heat. The other one is haddock.
>>215065578
>If only you knew

>>215065589
i know that. that's why i said the fear is irrational

>>215065609
what are afraid of?

>>215065609
can it kill you already

>>215065656
some undefined fear
>>215065659
i fucking wish

>>215065237
so NOW you oppose this?

what are YOU afraid of? sheesh. got my caveman speak on this morning. "you tell Grug. Grug listen. what are afraid of?"

i hate unions

i hate onions

have been in USA on h1b visa working for amex since 2015, i am currently in mumbai for a wedding. I wont be back until october 1st. am i cooked?
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One of the most forgettable RPG’s I’ve ever played

Dad said he saw a three legged cat with a mouse in his mouth

>>215065846
bait. you're just a smelly incel neet

>>215065846
It’s a massive nothingburger
Now prove you are actually in India by posting Indian traffic

just redeemed a $100,000 google play gift card

>>215065846
S T I N K Y

Is it true that if you bite into a raw onion it just tastes like a sour apple

>>215065918
onions cost pennies. you can test this yourself

i dont want to go back to india

>>215065918
tastes like an onion i imagine

>>215065918
i don't think so

>>215065940
stinky little baby you need a shower

stinky little baby you smell real sour

But in his eagerness to prove he is in control of the story, and no one can tell him what to do. Stanley leapt from the platform, and plunged to his death.
Good job Stanley, everyone thinks you are very powerful

Let's be real if you were Indian you'd try to leave India at all costs too

words can't express how i love being in the center of attention

>>215066074
yeah, but i'm not indian so i'm trying never to be around them
if i were a tick, i would try to suck the blood from your skin

>>215065957
blud's flag changed

https://youtu.be/pdtq2UGxWZk?t=459
Is it true that nowadays you'd never hear anyone on live television just casually mention his smoking habit?
Seems to be some kind of taboo

>>215066104
I wouldn't call hard-working and qualified professionals "ticks." I'd reserve that for all the trailer park trash who collect welfare

>>215066127
You typically wouldn’t no, unless it was related to the conversation at hand
How intelligible is Ancient Greek to you?

>>215066127
Smoking is pretty rare nowadays, especially actual tobacco

>>215066162
>hard-working and qualified professionals
totally unrelated to the conversation at hand

europeans can just cross the street and change their flag easily

>>215066213
isn’t this true of most canadians too

One of the worst things about the internet is it makes retards absolutely confident in they’re beliefs

Europeans be like "I visited 20 countries" meanwhile all of those countries fit inside Texas

>>215066249
>Access to more information makes people retarded

>>215066249
>they’re
I’m going to kill myself

>>215066213
They can even stop and have a beer.

>>215066274
Yes

>>215066303
I think you're the retarded one actually

>>215066127
>Kano ena tsigaro ke fevgo

Europeans b like
>It's been a stressful year, I worked 90 days, and for half of them I worked over 6 hours!

>>215066274
It genuinely has, one of the main issues is that over the course of several years, it has incentivized short-form content that only dulls the mind.
I’d suggest you read the shallows

>>215066171
All texts originally written in ancient greek come like this, ancient on the left and translation on the right for every page.
There's this weird phenomenon where if you try to read the ancient text you'd understand maybe 20-30% at best, but once you've read a couple of pages off the translated and get back to the ancient, suddenly everything clicks and makes sense.
Wonder if any other language speakers experience this with their respective ancient language.

the internet needs to be regulated

>>215066334
The top one is just forced conformity. If the person doesn't actually understand why it's wrong to fuck toasters then it doesn't matter.

>>215066349
i've had the same experience reading beowolf

Hasan Piker was arrested

>>215066347
>it
The internet did not do the things you're saying it did. This is the same argument as gun control. Just keep regulating the internet is guns or whatever without addressing the fact that people are crazy and stupid for other reasons

>>215066349
I can’t relate to the other anon, Beowulf is completely unintelligible to me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CH-_GwoO4xI&pp=ygUWQmVvd3VsZiBpbiBvbGQgZW5nbGlzaA%3D%3D

>>215066413
If only that was true

>>215066349
Whats "Platonos Apologia"?
I can read Greek but never learned to speak it

deep

>>215066417
Internet or guns* I hate typos so much it's unreal

>>215066331
Yeah, it's more chill.

indias biggest export is indians

>>215066422
hmmm. maybe it was a middle english translation of beowolf, or maybe it was a completely different middle english work

Anyone want to go on a date

>>215066391
Deude is soyfacing at the football

>>215066480
your treat?

>>215066480
Yes, with Cristina Milioti
Can you hook me up?

i'm going to two slavas today

>>215066417
I was going to type up a whole paragraph but honestly from past experience, taking to people like you is a waste of time. If you are actually capable of reading, read the shallows and then come back to me

>>215066443
Sukdeep

>>215066522
Fuck you want, a boutonniere?

>>215066513
Looks like my brothers fiancee. Was so dissapoint that she was the mother from HIMYM

>>215066435
Plato's Apology

what happens here

>>215066550
You're wrong but attempting to maintain an appearance that you're right without demonstrating it

Thanks for sparing me the paragraph though

>>215066590
I really shouldve sussed that out, and easily.

Farnsworth! More coffee!

Not giving a (you)
Read The shallows or better yet, read Elul’s technological society

>>215066595
All kinds of stir fried shit

Would you Oprah?

canada is healing
america is healing
mexico is healing

>>215066667
>If I make enough references without demonstrating I understand the material, I'll surely look like I know what I'm talking about
Blaming the internet is dangerous commie rhetoric

>>215066689
Ma che cazz how tf is mexico healing

>>215066689
needs to be 100%

indians have moved on to Australia

Do deudes still give women flowers

>>215066565
?

I view people who "hate ai" the same way I view tribal Africans approaching drones with spears.

>>215066765
yeah
>>215066813
>Suzan
still would

>>215066708
mexican democratic institutions are unironically stronger than ours at this point due to sheinbaum’s increased funding to anti-corruption policies. read into it, she might be a gay leftist but she’s making mexico much more tolerable than it used to be

good job anon. i know you're trying very hard.

>>215066843
SENOOOOOR

>>215066838
I don't want to go back to India sir, I want a high paying tech job and a white american girl with a blonde pussy sir, redeem the visa sir, thank you sir! Do you love India?

>>215066887
i’m not mexican faggot
just saying our entire continent is getting better

>>215066843
>mexican democratic institutions are unironically stronger than ours at this point
stopped readig there, brown hands.

>>215066689
Recently I decided to check out some indian subreddits and a lot of them hate the indians that are making them look bad and shaming everyone who supports the degeneracy.

Too bad the next president will almost certainly reverse that visa shit

>>215066910
Unless..

>>215066905
i don’t think many mexicans on 4chan like sheinbaum though. i’m a political analyst

>>215066892
No. But I don't mind hot indian girls.

>>215066910
there aren't enough (good) american engineers to justify keeping the positions here. companies will just outsource everything.

i’ve never felt the need to BBCpost because i’ve got a big dick and i’m not white myself

>>215066956
The whole migration issue would be totally fine if they only brought single women, and families. 99.9% of issues are single men

>>215066904
i live in madison wi, this city two years ago used to be all white with some chinese, now I'm seeing a barrage of indians and they're all like childless single men in their late 30s, thank you

>>215066991
nigga wisconsin sucks ass
i live in missouri and our Mexican population has basically disappeared overnight lmao

just spontaneously grew another pussy. that makes seven

Is it true Marius is a black people name in the USA?

>>215066965
Guess we'll just have to muddle through.
I'd take a mediocre american engineer over an Indian "expert" any day

>>215067030
look in the mirror. that's eight.

I posted this in /brit/ 6 years ago
>Crikey mate, you're telling me you've ain't NEVAH 'ad a girly? Balderdash! A young buck such as you 'ad ought to be rutting a peng dame every fortnite!

>>215067034
le français est parlé aux États-Unis

>>215066988
There are so many issues, diploma scams, h1b scams, outsourcing scams. Everyone responsible should be in prison.

I don't mind the female medical students that come to study here, get their diploma and they fuck off but I don't want men.

>>215066991
You have not found a white germanic girlfriend yet?

>>215067034
Yes, and a low class one too

>>215066689
The Canadian government is still letting in insane numbers of jeets. That it’s only 20% of applicants is kind of a cold comfort. Slightly slowing the pace of arrivals isn’t sufficient; I’ll only be satisfied when mass removals occur. Bare minimum, the damage since about 2020 needs to be reversed. A moderate position might go back to the 1970s immigration rule changes. Ideally, they’d undo all migration since around 1900.

Remember when this kind of music was briefly popular?
https://youtu.be/YJVmu6yttiw?si=q34Rzbv5TYoHRY8H

Thoughts on that?

>>215067043
XD

>>215067048
That pic has got to be almost 20 years old at this point. It was old when i was posting it on /r9k/ back in 09

>>215067034
Many Latinate names have become associated with blacks in the U.S. for some reason. Probably some kind of WE WUZ thing.

>>215067148
kek, yeah
I went to a couple of parties, shit sounds retarded.

>>215067148
surreal that we used to listen to this unironically
it's unbearable

>>215067148
>>215067192
Although he put out a track 2 years ago that was good imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Vgo5S-_NM

>>215067189
No stunad, slave masters gave slaves greek and roman names because it was fashionable and the trend stuck. You think blacks know about Rome? Youre fucking stupid

>>215067141
i thought Carney’d government is planning to begin deportations in 2026? is that not true?

>>215067148
the one that i found really annoying was “electro swing”

Is it weird to want to lie across a woman's lap and suck her tits like a baby?

University of Sao Paulo or the Aeronautics Institute of Technology (the one where they produce embraers) in Brazil is better than any engineering university in India and I don't see many Brazilians in the USA, with the exception of the ones in Florida, thank you

>>215067189
it's not even that complex. they just look at the bible for names. so roman ones are adjacent, and, you know. the fun ones are when they try to do it themselves. two highlights from my school as a kid: "latrine", and "yamajesty"

>>215067040
public companies are legally obligated to pursue as much profit as they can. even if companies did buy into the politics, they can't settle for mediocre if they can get as-good or better labor for less.
realistically, faang will be able to foot the bill for team leads and above because those will be legitimately valuable engineers, but everyone else will get dropped, the companies will prioritize the h1b's in the next round of layoffs, then start contracting or opening their own offices overseas. doesn't need to be india, you can get cheap labor anywhere outside of the US/CA/EU.

>>215067048
Everyone is still talking about it

>>215067251
only if you think of it as if you were a baby
all that mommy shit creeps me out desu

>>215067249
From what I understand, public opinion on migrants has worsened to the extent that even the Liberals have been forced to promise to tighten the migration numbers, but they’re lying politicians who aren’t yet actually making any changes for the better.

>>215065851
What I remember:
>no long hair on female characters
>lots of old women in power (not necessarily a bad thing but it reduced variety and attractiveness of NPCs)
>two weapon types: melee and ranged. very little variation within types
>simplified attributes and perks limited roleplaying opportunities for class builds
>you get a free spaceship immediately, too easy imo
I only got to the second planet, really wasn’t impressed. They sold this game as “NV in space”

Like 20% of the catalog is just some butthurt leaf making threads about the US no matter what time you come here

>>215067283
>latrine
lmao

>>215067298
I think it would be comforting but I wouldn't like larp as a baby or anything
I'm sure there's a motherly aspect to it

>>215067332
Price of being the worlds only remaining superpower

>>215067259
brazilians are not unlike indians in the way they come here just to drive for uber eats

>>215067283
There was a kid named I-Win Forever Smith in my school

>>215067298
I thought indians were good at math? Hi?

>>215067385
that goes hard

You aren't white if you don't like this
https://youtu.be/J29s7wXUCGY?si=0RLnA4qE46eZu-ff

>>215067332
he’s chinese. those posts belong on /pol/ by the way which is against the rules of this board

I bit the bullet and put $5000 of ZBAL ETF in my RRSP
how badly did I fuck up

>>215067380
How could you tell someone is brazilian and not just think theyre latinx

>>215067508
well they speak a different language for one

Spent $450 on 4 new tires with a one year warranty

>>215067315
Chad doesn't concern himself with the opinions of others

>>215067081
Unfortunately not, have you?

>>215067462
i'd ask what any of those abbreviations mean, but then you wouldn't want my opinion. ( ._.)

>>215067533
How can you tell spanish from portuguese its all the same gibberish

>>215067567
portuguese is much much uglier

I aspire to own a car one day

>>215067430
>average Indian IQ of 76
>good at math
Huh?

>>215067366
>I'm sure there's a motherly aspect to it
perhaps
>>215067430
seems like they are not, we had a kid in class that used to China and win first place in competitions, he had no hair or eyelids or eyelashes.

>>215067534
which brand?

what are hungarian bitches i mean girls like

>>215067688
big bobs

>>215067688
hungary

>>215067688
I fucked a half-Hungarian girl once. I had a bad time and never contacted her again.

>>215067666
Dunno, Satan

Reborn from modern Japan into a medieval fantasy realm where chastity norms between men and women are completely reversed, Faust is an anomaly—a rare male knight. Raised as a frontier lord, he clings to his old-world values, often putting him at odds with his new reality. From the queen’s barely-there attire to a buxom duchess whose “diplomacy” borders on harassment, navigating court life is a daily trial. But on the battlefield, Faust is a warrior without equal—his skill alone can turn the tide of war.

Now assigned to mentor the fierce yet inexperienced Princess Valiele on her first campaign, Faust embarks on what should be a routine bandit suppression. But upon arriving in a remote village, they are met with an unforeseen tragedy—one that will test his skill, courage, and honor like never before.

>>215067688
hungary girl hungary

>>215067777
Czeched

>>215067559
ZBAL - name of ETF
ETF - Exchange Traded Fund (a collection of stocks and bonds. when you buy a share in an ETF it’s equivalent to buying an entire portfolio of diversified stocks/bonds. so instead of buying 1 share of Apple you buy 1 share of an ETF and get a mix of apple/google/smaller stuff etc)
RRSP - Registered Retirement Savings Plan, a special account that lets you deduct the amount invested from your income tax for that year. you can’t withdraw money from this account until you retire thoughbeit and when you retire the withdrawals get taxed as income (the advantage being that you won’t be working when you retire so your taxable earnings should be low)

>>215067883
*RRSP contributions get deduced from your income, reducing the amount you pay in income tax for that year

>>215067883
that sounds like a reasonable idea. which either means my beginner's luck is on, or you just made a big mistake. but that's for retirement you to discover. i wonder if he'll remember this. hopefully, it'd be a chuckle.

>>215068143
i look like that

hello. i love white women.

>>215068240
dear god

don't do nothing. i don't like canadians either, but pick your battles.

>>215068293
>would (2).jpg
well let's see one and three.

Now this is literature.

>>215068364
thats it, i have a duplicate

Hangovers exist as definitive proof that reality is fucking gay.

>>215068240
You're Indian

Visiting a dear friend (the terlit)

Sure I have my flaws. I'm physically weak, I'm unintelligent, I'm uncharismatic, I'm ugly, I have a bad personality and low character, I often don't smell nice, I don't have a lot of interest or hobbies, I don't make very much money, I tend to tank every relationship I'm in including friendships, but you should still give me a chance and date me

>>215068532
make an attempt at fixing one of those.

>MY DICK HURTS, I THOUGHT. I WASN’T IN the Middle Ages, but in an era eerily similar to it. I was in a world of miracles and magic. In fact, I was a product of a miracle; I was reincarnated from Earth and into this other world. But only one thought ran through me, Faust von Polidoro.
>My dick hurts.
>I couldn’t take it anymore. I was in a metallic chastity belt, but I hadn’t been forced to wear it by anyone. No, I wore this belt of my own volition. If not, I wouldn’t be able to last. There was no chance that I’d make it.


>Sure, women showing off some skin wasn’t seen as shameless in this world, but for a healthy twenty-two-year-old man like myself, this was a troubling sight. I mean, why wouldn’t I get hard when this was the view? My cock tried its hardest to burst out from my metallic chastity belt. Only one thought ran through my mind.
>My dick hurts.
>This world was crazy. That was all I could conclude. This was a world where the gender expectations of chastity (and other roles) were switched. Only one in ten babies born into this world were men. Hence, women stood at the helm, and men were left in the shadows—or rather, they were securely protected. In fact, many men were captured from battlefields so that they could be sold off as sex slaves or prostitutes. This was the world I was in.

>>215068532
you're perfect the way you are, don't change for anybody.

>>215068532
>i'm ugly
the rest of it doesn't matter, sister. looks are the only thing a girl like you needs.
just fake it with make up, and lose a bit of weight

>>215068532
you’re like me in quite literally every way

>>215068572
post more this is very funny

I want to licksome cute eboys who live in the Midwest of the United States.

>>215068485
im not thank god but i do love white women

what's your favorite book? for me, it's crime and punishment

>>215068662
why in the midwest? they have the worst teams.

I’m a fucked up guy, y’know? Fucked up in the head.

>>215068696
"Something Happened" by Joseph Heller

sorry mr kirk, had to do it mayne

>>215068532
Want to know a red pill? The most important thing in dating isn't even that shit, it's just chemistry. Those other things can certainly make your net wider but the most important part is that you're basically presentable and consistently meet people

>>215068710
who did this to you

>>215068696
spring snow

>>215068751
You should be saying sorry to yourself for thinking about this 2bh.

>>215068791
I keep secrets, ese

I saw 3 hot mommas at the grocery store today

>>215068892
like this?

cummypies i am drinking covfefe

>>215063944 (OP)
>>215068943
Why did your flag change

>>215068943
isnt it too late for coffee?

>>215068943
be careful, caffeine aggravates anxiety.

>>215068929
phwoar

i hate it when faggots start making fart noises with their vehicles when i'm out incel walking, no fucking cap next time this happens i'm throwing a fucking rock or something

I like how it’s impossible to work a full time job and stay in good shape and still have time for hobbies and relationships. That was a clever trick. No you’re right, it’s absolutely better to be overwhelmed and stressed out constantly. Being happy is for fags.

>>215068956
why does everyone keep asking me this? obviously the b&h flag shows when i'm on some wi-fi and the serbian flag shows when i'm on 4g. i'm in herzegovina
>>215068965
no. sometimes i start drinking it at 8PM

>>215069070
post makes me want to listen to "We Want Your Soul"

Im a pervert and I have no idea how to fix it.

>>215069070
>I like how it’s impossible to work a full time job and stay in good shape
Thats possible if you're dedicated to the fitness grind, or if you just simply starve yourself while at work.
>and still have time for hobbies
You can work on some hobbies during your break, especially creativity type hobbies
>and relationships
Yeah idk about that I don't have any friends or gf

Venus of willendorf looking ass bitches

>>215069211
Bit of the 'ol ultra violence tends to help

>>215069211
Elaborate, what are some things that you do that make you a pervert

>>215069070
The 40 hour work week is cruel torment but the key to staying in shape imo is to have a home gym

>>215069211
it's not something you can fix, especially with internet access. you just have to restrain it.

>“My dick hurts.”
>My survival instincts kicked in. I don’t wanna die. I don’t wanna die a virgin. I was a virgin back on Earth too. That was all I was. I don’t wanna die a virgin here. I unsheathed the magical greatsword that had been passed down by my ancestors and kicked the sides of my steed, Flugel.
>“I, Faust von Polidoro, challenge those who wish to test their luck! Fight me if you dare!”
>Killing the first person was easy. It seemed no one expected a man—a man who wasn’t a prostitute—on a battlefield. Many froze in astonishment as they heard my voice, and I used that opportunity to behead the person nearest me. I expertly rode Flugel straight for the enemy knight captain, who was surrounded by dozens of knights.
>I couldn’t stop myself from voicing obscenities. “I’m erect!”
>Amid the din and chaos of the war zone, I was still left with a predicament. My dick hurts. I killed the second knight and then a third as I shouted at the enemy.

Somebody please give me a few million dollars so I can actually enjoy my life and relax.

>>215069224
Yeah I know it’s not literally impossible. I just constantly feel like I’m running out of time no matter what I’m doing. It’s all because I need money to live.
>>215069314
I’m lucky enough to have a home gym setup. Definitely helps a lot.

>>215069415
>My dick hurts
this is how serbs say i don't give a fuck

Saw a cringe social media post

>>215069415
>I couldn’t stop myself from voicing obscenities. “I’m erect!”

>>215069473
reminds me of "bob's your uncle" which means "period, end of sentance" like when you're arguing with someone and wish to say you will speak of it no more

palestine is saved

>>215069600
Nah it means "problem solved completed it mate"

>>215069660
Milf alert

Just saw a ripped chad white guy riding his motorcycle in a wife beater next to an equally ripped black guy and it made me think of that one handshake scene from predator

The kikes empire is calling but they still have an ultimate orange puppet in their control

>>215069732
what's the matter? CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

>>215069737
Falling*

AHHHFFFHFHFHF I FUCKING HATE TYPOS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!

Talking Heads. Good band

>>215069732
>get into fender bender
>asphalt scrapes all the skin off his Chad arms
Not very smart

>>215069784
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>“As usual, you’ve got a nice ass, Sir Polidoro,” Duke Astarte said.
>Her comments about me could be called sexual harassment. Anyone could be called short when compared to me, but she was tall for a lady, all five foot seven of her beside me as she wrapped an arm around my shoulder. In this world, these simple actions were undoubtedly classified as sexual harassment and definitely not befitting a noblewoman.
>“Oh, you jest,” I said. “I’m acutely aware that rugged, muscular men like me aren’t favored.”
>“It’s not an issue with me!” the duke said proudly. “I’m more of a butt person!”
>She was a free spirit. Of course, her high rank likely allowed her to get away with most troublesome behavior.
>“Oh, Sir Polidoro, when will you offer your body to me?” Duke Astarte asked. “We’ve already mixed our blood and sweat many a time in war.”
>Yeah, I wanna fondle your tits too. What I’d give to rub my dick between your knockers.
>“Duke Astarte, as I’ve told you before, I shall offer my chastity only to my future wife,” I said aloud.
>I didn’t want to just settle for having sex with one lady throughout my entire life. My dream was to build a harem by gathering all the beauties I could find in my fief from ages sixteen to thirty-two. However, this nation saw virginity as sacred. Should rumors spread that I was promiscuous, my reputation and my land’s dignity would plummet. I likely wouldn’t be able to find an excellent wife, either. And so, I had to remain chaste. In my heart, I wept tears of blood as I gazed into the duke’s eyes.

>>215069665
I guess they're kinda the same but in different ways, I've always heard it as I described (granted I've heard it like twice in parlance)

Mozbros...

im cooming. wat do?

Just finished my coffee and now I feel a poo brewing

>>215069791
I always wear a jacket at least, but it's an enduro coat so it's probably not going to help much if I go down doing 75. I've squidded before and honestly it's not even comfortable, idk why people do it except for attention

>>215069924
must be relieving. you get some weirdo online threatening to kill you, "oh, thank God, i can cancel those."

>>215069924
why though? who would want him dead of all people

>>215069924
https://youtu.be/ZopBuu2tSwg?si=HKkjmUWX1HA0dq5g

Alba, the world’s only known blue-eyed albino orangutan, hails from Central Kalimantan.

>>215070171
Alba's cousins are dying so your slop can be made with palm oil

>>215070212
no

>>215070235
what's up mudcat

we are what we are

I gotta get the hell out of here.

>>215070302
Is that why everyone calls me a pussy

>>215070412
ur a pussy?

Would you let him build your bridge?

>>215070447
well obviously not. his last one fell!

>>215070171
My ancestor

>>215070436
I'm just joking you silly billy

>>215070519
ewwww nasty

>>215070600
New