Thread 215066324

baddiedem edish

>>215066324 (OP)
corrrr soogs sex bum

>>215066324 (OP)
>baddie
Faggiest term of all time but Soogsx is HAWT I wont deny.

Why do smart people kill themselves?

>>215066324 (OP)
Loosing gallon to this
>>215066675
reality hits them fast

very lewd soogs in the matchthread

>>215068678
proper brapper

>>215066324 (OP)
Who's the goddess?

>>215069619
soogsx(Bailey)

>>215069693
I've seen her drink cum several times

biz idea: start referring to jeets as oompa loompas

I love plain girls

>>215072977
u jelly I actually have some marketable skills?

i mean a lot to all my friends and i will never give up

.

I appreciate the need to try to get one in before me, lad

But please stop using trannies, thanks

i'm a recycling man recycling this thread

>>215073018
That's a munter

>>215072953
and my old my always had a bottle of rum tucked away, wasn't a rum drinker at all
whenever he was feeling sick, made himself a grog
1/3 rum, 2/3 hot water in a mug, half a lemon pressed, spoon of honey, drink it hot
old wives remedy but it always did the trick

>>215073024
>giniindeks
Cant make hide nor hair of this mate. Some kind of magick

'ate gyaldemspammer
'ate cansnonce even more
simple as

>>215073073
old man*

>>215073037
Would unironically kiss his soft nose

>>215073030
was watching a bit shondo last night, iirc she yapped people grow old but don't necessarily "grow up". growing up is nuanced, it can mean one thing to that person and something otherwise to the other person

as if cansnonce is actually rattled somebody posted their thread first
(don't have any good laughing images on the lappy so pretend i've posted a good one)

might wank tonight might not. the possibilities are endless

>>215073096
me riding ur mum

>>215073094
This is the post

https://voca.ro/19MATpqlEgde
Fread feme

>>215073136
that's a pic of your bighams mate x

>>215073137
you are now thinking about infected wounds and shit

>>215073062
ktim

I Refuse ..

I Will Not let
/Brit/

Forget
about
Legendary Poster Poleaboo

Ok !!

>>215073136
yeah he's quite the embarassing little arsewipe

>>215073136
There you go, lad

>>215073073
Once ordered rum baba in a restaurant in france. And they brought it out and then brought the bottle of rum out and left it there. Was tempted to just drink it all

honestly kind of embarrasing if you can't make simple graphs in R

>>215073136
Here's one lad

>>215073096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYL5ii8C3tU

>>215073155
https://voca.ro/1f3gsPDBCkXp
Subtheme

biz idea: restaurant that serves bighams

Wifeberg acting very touchy-feely again today. Fear that sextoil may be imminent.

>>215073130
they’ve enjoyed many kisses on their snoots

they've just invented graphs in estonia and this little fella is buzzing about it

>>215073179
fake mousey
real mousey was disgusted with amir

nth for the holodem

>>215069693
Despise her, but physically this is my 10/10

why's this baltwog posting graphs?

>>215073192
was the baba rhumed already or was the bottle there to rhum it yourself to convenience?

>>215073179
can we get a special one-off pokemon TYPE of the day

>>215073251
he Must
Be

Remembered

cautionary Tale
For the Thread ..

>>215073199
we all did this in school when we were 15 mate

Business idea: open a microbrewery that makes extra-hoppy IPAs, or maybe start a podcast

>>215073274
be respectful, he’s the first estonian with a comp sci degree

>>215073183
wtf

Love a bighams

>>215073260
i heard through the grapevine that this one was very mean IRL and shit herself while staying over at gura's gaff

>>215073297
paste the code then

>>215073037
um(a)

>>215073315
Well said

>>215073315
>RolexHaver
CRINGE

>>215073044
Cool. You should do what the guy who made Roller Coaster Tycoon did: write the entire game in assembly language.

>>215073199
do you know rust?

>>215073315
yes rolexchad!!

>>215073301
Americans need to start drinking bitters

>>215073287
Grass !!

and Evolution Method
of
The Day

Is ..

trading !!

Spaki STILL going on about ready meals

rolex stinks of nouveau riche, might as well have a ferrari or a bugatti
sure there's money, but there's no class

>>215073327
cute

So have you lot heard about this? We're about to get a whole lot more brown

Honestly didn't think expenditure on education would have no effect

>>215073343
And by bitters you mean Angostura Bitters
Pints thereof

bing bing wahoohams

yellow warning of rain until 3am lads. tale care on your nighttime outings

>>215073381
we're all brown on the inside

>>215073403
we're all going do die

can only speak for myself but I doubt anyone was expecting the evolution method of the day to be trading if I'm being honest

>>215073381
Just what our flagging economy needs

>>215073420
depends where you stab

Marijuana cigarette
Cold bottle of Red Stripe
Bob Marlon on the radio
Eryting irie

>>215073309
Did you know that Estonians made Skype and Kazaa. I respect them for that.

Met an Israeli woman this week, her phone kept alarming to tell her about incoming rocket attacks and she said it was impossible to silence or delete it

Bob Marlon lmao

>>215073403
went for a drive earlier. absolute state of the drainage, surface water all over the roads. sadly no pedestrians to splash

performative britishness

pontifying a trip to the fridge for the rest of my chinese

>>215073471
Woah Charles Dickens, I didn't come here to read a novel

well?

>>215073464
Usually a story has an interesting bit, did you miss that out

>>215073449
just turn your phone off dumb bitch lmao

>>215073443
Used to wank to girls on skype. Wont say anymore but it was a revelation

>>215073502
I have the king James V edition

>>215073502
it's got sigils on the front, typical papist heathenry

umbreon is the sexiest eeveelution by a lot

>>215073475
what ching chong did you get?
was quite fond of the caramel pork i used to live close to

>>215073502
4/10

>>215073505
that was the surface water

>>215073551
>>215073551
>>215073551
New

>>215073521
despise the british public

>>215073316
I dunno about how ame/doob is in real life. the only beef I know she was involved with is the split with nimi. she attended the big holoEN concert with her old co-workers last month

>>215073527
F0MY3G

>>215073539
tea smoked chicken and rice
it lush

>>215073570
what is blud doing

>>215073574
freak

>>215073570
Why would you make a new already

>>215073502
the lengest goof

>>215073502
for me it's the New International Version

>>215073603
any legumes with it? sounds lovely with some legumes

hi hey
>>215073570
sexo real Canada (in REAL life)

>>215073649
don't think the chinkies do legumes

>>215073502
Every religion is a lie

>>215073381
Oh yeah cause we just have a spare 70,000 jobs kicking about

>>215073675
Black bean sauce?

>>215073664
sexo tranny eevee
even though gaysex is worse because you cant put things in their butt

>>215073620
odious little worm

stuffing a cat up my arse and having a wank

>>215073711
wanked and came to the eevee one wanking her penis through her skirt this morning

mousenonce made a meme

I love englands green and pleasant land. Unironically

Simple as.

>>215073675
yea they do, peppers are legumes
man, throw some carrots and leeks in there and you're good and full

yhe binble

>>215073743
Roight but they wanna build a mosque right in the middle there

>>215073749
>apocrypha
It sure is

>>215073743
coorrrr imagine the sterile housing development you could whop on that

>>215073743
imagine if you had jumping powers and you could just bound right across those fields in a minute

hte Canada

>>215073774
Youre not wrong

>>215073743
Good song that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sERiPuOQyvo

Canspaedophile (he’s an actual paedophile, he used to go on about making AI images of 12y.o. girls)

they gave me a bible at school and I destroyed it

>>215073743
Can't fathom that all of this was once woodland before it was cleared for farming

>>215073827
Canada said he wants to use needles on you without you noticing

>>215073850
you'll be sent to hell for that

>>215073869
would've been a long, long time ago. cheddarman and the brothas did it

>>215073844
He's like 50

>>215073907
why? it's just some worldly thing

>>215073743
Shame our elites hate it

>>215073884
>without me noticing
why would I ever

>>215073907
unless he buys one, reads it and confess then it's all good

>>215073743
who mows the grass?

>>215073936
if you were god and wrote down all your rules and then someone destroyed it reckon you'd be pretty annoyed at them

>>215073850
I just threw mine in the bin

Right, lads
I just saw a picture of Ruby. Now in preperation for taking a nice big shite into her open mouth, I'm going out for the BIG chips, you see.

Still not sure what I want. Think I'll do the mad thing and get a BIG burger

mental that i have no friends on this planet. nobody on earth wants to be my friend. i have a job and a house and mortgage and money in the bank but nobody alive wants to be my mate. on weekends i go for 2 whole days and i don't speak a word to anyone.

don't understand why they're so upset. they should be grateful to be able to build up their own country!

>>215074013
roaring

>>215074013
this might sound a bit cynical but i think all relationships are in some way transactional

>>215074013
you should get a gf

Get it all paved over

>>215073971
Sheep do and they actually fatten and produce wool because of the grass they eat. You cant lose
https://youtu.be/_pDTiFkXgEE

>>215074017
TPJE

Carly Rae Jepsen confirms “Emotion (10th Anniversary Edition)” are were once they are did.

Congrations Carly!!

>>215074013
and no one askes where you were XD

>>215074013
where are you lad i'll be your friend

made my espresso just a tad too sweet but I'll be okay

eating cum

i pay my tv licence and bbc spends it on fake love island dross that they are going to cancel

A sign of progress

>>215073983
nah I wouldn't, and also think this one was a reproduction not an original, wasn't made of stone

>>215073985
was it a little red one?

>>215074121
Architects should be shot

little pink ribbon

>>215074103
northern ireland

>>215074121
Nice house, looks modern

>>215074121
looks like it was made in the sims

>>215074121
Solar panels are so ugly

Participation on /brit/ can exacerbate depression, resentment, and emotional instability by amplifying social isolation and promoting a nihilistic worldview. The site’s anonymous, ephemeral structure discourages meaningful social bonds, replacing genuine connection with fleeting interactions that can deepen loneliness.

Users are frequently exposed to extreme negativity, cynicism, and humor rooted in suffering, normalizing a worldview in which life feels meaningless and moral frameworks arbitrary. Niche boards often function as echo chambers, amplifying feelings of alienation and resentment toward society or perceived outsiders, while anonymity rewards impulsive, reactive expressions of anger and despair.

Over time, these factors create a self-reinforcing cycle in which shallow social validation, pervasive cynicism, and reinforced resentment erode emotional resilience, leaving users more isolated, emotionally volatile, and prone to depressive thought patterns.

>>215074062
what a fucking eyesore

rorke stopping the boats

>>215074013
all depends on your environment
my retard mother put me in a class with retards who barely finished highschool so obviosuly I have no common ground with them since I was actually smart. Still hate my mum to this day, fucking retarded bitch

*hums the CoD Black Ops multiplayer theme*

Anyone out tonight

>>215074187
ummy

>>215073955
good grief this depressing and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv4VTOUbvSA
here, have some nice french feet

>>215074169
ah sorry i'm in ingerland

I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED

Late start on the cans tonight as I had to toil on a fucking Satuday evening.

>>215074201
could you make a graph showing how the hatred for your mother has changed over the years?

>>215074013
Me too but I have cats

>>215074121
looks like maryland
also not a fan of the detached garage since you have to shovel to get to it after snow

>>215074235
video unavailable nigga

>>215074187
which video??

>>215074222
never stepped foot in sugarcubes
frequented the 24 hour shop opposite though

>>215074201
bet she can't even make a graph in R

>>215074013
I'll make you a deal lad. I'll be your friend if you help me get a job. Deal?

Need all old shite replaced immediately, it's time to level up

>>215074245
I would suck your cock

>>215074063
sensible chuckle

>>215074277
man that is a tragedy
how about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEKjwPUCCdg

>>215074308
Mad how people see this as an upgrade

>>215074308
Objectively that's an upgrade. Firstly there's way more parking space. Secondly you don't have to mow the lawn anymore.

>>215074308
Revealing your bourgeois biases mate

>>215074121
rorke btfo

>>215074417
Don't fucking get it

Won a free hash brown on McDonald's monopoly so get in there

>>215074417
What a big brain argument this is. That's me done

>>215074121
six solar panels for what i guess is a three-bed
and right in the middle

>>215074257
give me the data atleast, I'm not a peasant to insert the data myself

>>215074308
this probably made the houses to the left and right less valuable lol

>>215074286
EXAM Morning Routine || Calm and Productive

The
Eest-imator

tucking umposter into bed and kissing her forehead before gently penetrating her bottom x

>>215074553
Um!! xx

She's an angel

Actually howling at this h1b fallout

>>215074308
I remember reading her trying to justify this as her being sick of birds shitting on her car. These people are unironically subhuman, lol

ruby that's not normal

>>215074533
thanks

MORE parking space

c'mon to fuck
this is getting to be a bit of a joke

>>215074617
Bet she has a hairy arse

>>215074062
Another asian palace
>>215074121
Aggressively NPC like something from a city builder or the sims, the mini just completes it.

c'est comme ca

could fit an extra audi on that lawn. get it ripped up and get the tarmac down

Girl told me she'd like to wake me up in the morning with a bj but wouldnt because i wouldnt be able to consent. Hate this woke world

>>215074617
>Matilda
she thinks she's some kind of unappreciated child prodigy
fucking bitch
grow up, Rubbish

>>215074690
reckon you could sign a contract waiving it

I have a simula similar disease only it wildly swings between superman and femboy. Very annoying

>>215074572
Qrd?

>>215074617
corrr bet that arse absolutely reeks

Fucking c'mon

>>215074617
Bit of a personality being shown growing here, nice.

>>215074694
elon btfo

sucking a fat one rn

today I got a shiny indeede :) from the event

>>215074776
:))

>>215074694
screaming at one of these replies
insane copage

>>215074776
Toby

>>215074776
this is off topic blogposting

>>215074776
you should fire off a shiny new cv to indeed you scottish parasite

Bubbles!!!!!!!! Heh heh

any scouse man in?

accidentally posted in the other thread like a MONG
>>215074819

Wanking to rubys arse

>>215073063
wrong

BHUTANESE PASSPORT

>>215073743
>unnatural green desert ecological wasteland with no natural ancient forest
bleh

im popular

>can only get hard randomly when flirting with or sexting women but never from real porn or nudity
>even when it happens it only lasts a minute before stopping
Why?

aha bubbles

>>215074875
please understand

>>215074538
Boomers are freaking out

>>215074887
All in your head yeah?

>>215074887
>get hard instantly from talking to women
have sex
also learn hwo to control your penis

I like bubbles lol

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/F7ToUs__cA4
British roses look like THAT???

>>215074916
walked into a church did he

>>215074417
I don't like sand. It gets fucking everywhere doesn't it

>>215074875
yeah you're right this country was better as impassable swamp and forest

>>215074121
Where are the fucking awnings?

>>215074916
Looking a bit cross

>Still arriving today
>Now arriving today 8:15 pm - 10:00 pm

>>215074940
If I can't click embed then i'm not watching your video

I like to say bubbles

>>215074799
>check profile of a seething pajeet
>he posts on r/SouthAsianMasculinity
State of jeets.

hm alri then

>>215074990
whats the point? just send the driver home at that point

>>215074921
Well no because I can’t stay hard from porn or anything else like that so I am scared to have sex

>>215074571
Looks like the dog I had years ago

>>215074694
mad how reddit hates racism unless it's against jeets
can't say anything even slightly critical of wogs or pakis but jeets are fair game
I hate that kind of hypocrisy

>>215074990
me when gender envy

>>215074974
listen i can see both sides but if the primeval forest doesn't arouse a stirring in your breast then you're the problem

yh bubble poster can gtfo

>>215074974
I like the forests in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Where did they film that?

>>215074990
my plane once got delayed from 6pm departure to 10pm departure so i got home at 2am instead of 10pm

just cancel the fucking flight for fucksake

>>215074940
Are those random men approaching her? What the fuck?

>>215075027
reddit is disgustingly racist
i'd have it banned in the uk if i made the rules
you literally get banned for these kind of comments on 4chan, and rightly so

>>215075015
Dont reverse search my shit cody bro

The late Roman Empire period is very odd.

>>215075043
Perthshire

YOUR Saturday night!

>>215075073
Drip

>was in a shop today
>they had a jam aisle
>a jam AISLE
>6-7 metres of just different types of fucking jam
>saw apricot jam, raspberry jam, fig jam, plum jam, carrot jam, PINEAPPLE jam

and there was me thinking strawberry jam was the only jam there was
I have learned something today.
I shall never be the same man again.

Alright lads I'm off to bed. Save the funny stuff for tomorrow alright?

>>215075059
that's how real men do it

>>215074990
last week i ordered from amazon with delivery before 1pm and it didn't show up until half 9 at night. take the fucking piss

>>215075035
i like both, there's a place for everything

>>215075043
Forest of dean(o)

>>215075105
They're just harassing her, she is clearly not interested.

>>215075100
A clue gained. A bigham's next.

>>215075100
Did you get any?

>>215074723
Trump has said companies need to pay $100,000 per year per h1b they sponsor
Indians about to lose their jobs en masse
They're coping and seething

>>215075103
its nine thirty

>>215072960
>>215072960
>>215072960

>>215075105
>arabs and blacks

>>215075073
yeah? you know what else is very odd?
*sparks you clean the fuck out*
that

>>215075144
Yeah but I'm tired. By the time I've brushed my teeth and all it will be 10pm. A sensible bed time.

>>215075141
heavens no
I'm no hippy

>>215075163
rude

I wanna be your guardian angel
I wanna be your last call, babe
The world could be burning down
But I'll keep you safe in my arms

get the new made then

>>215075193
do NOT post EROTIC MATERIAL on /brit/

diorea bun for tea