Thread 215066526

SOBOTA WIECZÓR edish
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tav6uzrg_p8

helo helo

>>215066526 (OP)
I crave boomer batteries

>>215066798
i'm about to finish my waffles, i wanted to leave some from tomorrow but i'm a gluttonous fuck

>>215066726
siema
>>215066798
duracel

>>215063853
xD

>>215064033
we have cake named
>cycki murzynki
niggress tits
>>215064069
we have cake named
>pocałunek murzyna
too

damn meanieposting

>>215066933
Tsmt

>>215066487
evangelion reference

>>215067032
oh, had no idea

>>215064645
https://h.uguu.se/KdczwUlg.webm

i finished 1st part of chainsawman like about year or two ago
i hated every character only pochita was the good fella
this manga sux

>>215067136
nice bassline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKWgiA8Opk0
i forgot how good this ost is

No werthers in żabka
Fuck my nigger life

>>215067496
and you got nothin else?

>>215067608
Monster and 2 sweet croissants

>>215067657
thats something enjoy your slop

>>215067744
Dziękuję

>>215067496
you mean that hard candy?

>>215068052
Yes

>>215066526 (OP)
Felizgat.

>>215068193

you should have brought krówki

>>215068296
thats the good stuff

>>215068296
>>215068375
Yeah, they're good

>>215068625
gato

>>215067428
super meat boy and tboi wrath of the lamb had
good ost

>>215067496
w biedronce pewnie były

>>215068865
good one but this game is too hard and annoying

>>215068883
kawb

>>215068807
Nie było właśnie, wczoraj szukalem

>>215068900
its kwab though

are you satistfied with your day?
me: yes

pagi pogi pierogi

>>215069482
ppp

all my posts were deleted because i posted a single prolapse video

>>215069682
rip in piece

>>215069482
Nogi

eating pidza with parenyica

sleepy ümedli

>>215070178
enjoy
>>215070327
me too, but i have to go on

>>215070178
Enjoy

Got an encounter with big mama wolf spider with her offsprings on her back. 20 Ft coin for scale.

Gently put her in a plastic bowl, removed most of the shit from her legs and released her outside.

>>215070463
>>215070516
Cool creature, I like spooders

>>215070569
Luckily she stayed calm during the process so her siblings didn't ran away in every direction.

>>215070463
I feed critters like these to my hens, it's a good source of protein.

>>215070664
saved this just for you from /v/eddit

did anyone play Cronos?

>>215070743
nah, idk if it's cracked yet

>>215070802
gaming went wrong?

>>215070692
Mad how much nips soy out over this femcel

>>215069682
post 3 newfig
>>215069746
optimus crime
>>215070178
enjoy your pidza

>>215070463
>>215070516
2scary4me

made myself a bowl of le moesli

>>215071083
she is just a loving and caring mom, trying to survive

>>215071128
what moesli though?

I'm not actually a racist chud, it's just my best friend loves when I start ranting about race like uncle ruckus and I want to keep him entertained because he's also my only friend.

>>215070827
i can't stop thinking about monday

>>215071261
what are you doin on monday?
or just w*rk?

>>215071191
felizgat?
>>215071296
w*rk

>>215071296
Eyebags

>>215071354
they are cool

>>215071363
Indeed

>>215070692
>saved this just for you from /v/eddit
based

>>215071296
nipplebags

>>215071426
>nipplebags

that pre-sleep tea really made me groggy this morn

>>215071473
are pre-sleep teas a good idea?
tea has caffeine in it

>>215070764
it has been for a week

>>215071602
maybe i'll force myself to play something tomorrow

>>215071503
the warmness and milk makes me sleepy
but the caffeine gives me worse quality sleep

>>215071350
Yes, imagine a male spider had to impregnate that fine spiderussy first!

it's out


>>215071623
pirate it today so you can start early

>>215071841
i'm already preparing for bedposting desu

>>215071637
This webm makes me uncomfortable.
I don't know what was the itention behind the original video, but the inherent perversion of it being posted on 4ch makes me feel Lovecraftian levels of unease.

>>215071870
Get /comfy/

Second time this month I shit on my balls. What is going on? This never happened to me before.

>>215071919
any moment now

>>215071922
How

>>215071922
quality vak post

>>215070687
genuine audible kek

>>215071917
i imagine it follows this webm

>>215071962
I think it can happen to you too. I had diarrhea + I believe the height of the particular toilet seat from the ground is a factor. I also lean forward while shitting.

bedpostin

>>215071675
that would be me

>>215072380
Is there a thing you wouldn't fuck

>>215072556
momoko

>>215072256
post your comfy face soldier

>>215072572
Based

>>215072057
This is just neutral to me. Average Anglophile artist.

Hnngg

:(

:)

>>215073087
Nice

>>215071035
i have many funny prolapse videos but i will not taint this general with prolapse humor

>>215073206
thank you, unironically

>>215073206
why thank you

>>215073344
>>215073442
i don't know how to explain to people the hilarity of seeing an anus being turned inside out
i showed my favorite video to the last woman i hooked up with and she thought it was weird

>>215074397
I kneel before Brazilian pickup techniques

>>215074484
no this is a woman who is trying to get serious with me and i thought i would show my power level to scare her off

>>215074397
bro must be pulling our legs

>>215074579
Is she one of those child support hunters?

>be 9yo me
>watch attack of the clones with my friend and his family
>anakin starts cutting down sand people
>start laughing and say 'yeah show them how's boss big guy'
>room freezes
>everyone goes :/

>>215074702
i hope not
i know how to defend myself, as long as i never step foot in her house or interact with her son i am immune to child support scams
>>215074661
i am completely serious
I was drunk one day and sent a funny male anal prolapse video and she was like "ewww what the fuck hahaha" and i went on explaining how funny these videos are and she didn't think much of it

>>215074838
Alright so what's funny about fucking anal prolapse

>>215074838
these childsupport scam posts are so funny to me for some reason

>>215074969
humor in the absurd and grotesque
something that shouldn't be happening is happening
that's the basic gestalt of it but in some videos it goes beyond just the simple act of a prolapse

>>215075109
Ok, I understand now i also find some unfunny things funny
>>215075031
Brazil is truly a magical place

why am I shitting out pieces of corn when I haven't eaten corn in weeks?

>>215075378
>why am I shitting out pieces of corn when I haven't eaten corn in weeks?
your body got borrowed the other day

for a moment i thought it was sunday night, felt like a nightmare

>>215075848
don't startle me like that

>>215075378
they tend to say the same thing about carrots and vomiting

>>215075031
>>215074838
so how does the child support scam work?

>>215076143
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215018184/#215022697

>>215076143
>single mother gets in relationship
>man starts being part of the child's life
>mother breaks up and takes the man to court
the legal recognition of socioaffective parenthood is fairly recent and there aren't any laws regulating it yet so it's all up to the judges interpretation
basically if her child starts calling you "dad" you are fucked

Gn people

>>215076388
>stepfathers have to pay child support after separating
Jesus Christ
i remember reading that the same thing is true in some American states

>>215076693
gn

>>215076693
sleep tight

>>215076517
i'm reading about the term
fucking clown world

'zil

>>215077337
she could start doing porn
but she has master degree in chemistry...

nightynight

>>215078087
sleep tight