Thread 215067472

I hope you all are not missing the trad, based and non-gay version of eurovision, Intervision song contest, that starts in approx 30 minutes. Hosted by Russia and joined by a diverse list of dictatorships and third world countries (including USA)

Stream link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-JJ_QK624

List of participating countries:
Belarus
Brazil
China
Colombia
Cuba
Egypt
Ethiopia
India
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kyrgyzstan
Madagascar
Qatar
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Serbia
South Africa
Tajikistan
United states
Uzbekistan
Venezuela
Vietnam

>>215067472 (OP)
>dictatorships and third world countries
You're a third world country at this point.

>>215067472 (OP)
we should have joined to protest eurovision kkkrackas

Imagine participating in thirdoid eurovision kek. Must be really humiliating

>>215067472 (OP)
they made evil eurovision real!

>>215067472 (OP)
thanks for reminding me this is happening

>>215067472 (OP)
>and joined by a diverse list of dictatorships and third world countries (including USA)
um what

>>215067472 (OP)
>thirdievision
Gonna be hilarious

Like making this event in the first place and calling it -vision is just seething child behavior

>>215067924
Yes the USA is officially participating in the intervision song contest with the song midnight by Vassy. The United States government officially accepted the request to join from the Russian organizers.

Has anyone listened to any of the submissions before today?
Are any of them kino?

If Madagascar sends the lemur thing that sings I like to move it move it, the US might have a hard time

Did they bring back the live orchestra?

>>215067472 (OP)
Who are we rooting for?

>>215068121
>>215068121
What in tarnation

>>215068312
I can't pick
I just can't pick

>>215068312
usa and russia, have been secretly dating this entire time. we're a really cute couple desu.

oh boy thirdievision is starting

Let's fucking goooooo
https://tv.mail.ru/online/pervij-hd/
https://tv.mail.ru/online/pervij-hd/
https://tv.mail.ru/online/pervij-hd/

Banan is on

he needs banan

Is the whole thing going to be in russian? If yes I might bow out

>>215067472 (OP)
is AY Yola participating?
adel is my waifu

so dibs on her

>>215069042
they have a jeeta providing english commentary

>>215067472 (OP)
There is just a decrepit old jew talking...

zero points

the only purpose of this is as propaganda for europeans
hell I can't even open the website using a brazilian ip lol

belarused

>>215067472 (OP)
was that a clone speaking or actually Putina?

They really love their CGI

Cringekino so far, but can't help but laugh at the countries Russia now associates itself with, foking 'ell
>>215069356
USA cowgirl was unironically great fun desu

>>215067472 (OP)
We're here? We're watching?

>>215067472 (OP)
who is the presenter in red
thats the only thing that matters
she's goonerific

>>215069356
I thought the country intros were okay for what it's worth
But so far this really is just a full eurovision ripoff lmao

>>215069487
That's the worst part yeah, I really thought they would do something more original, maybe give it some 'trad' spin or whatnot, but it's just eurovision we have at home

>>215069059
is she? Is there another stream than the youtube one with her english commentary?

>>215067472 (OP)
Only interested in watching China

>>215069616
they had her in the pre-country intro part of the stream I don't know where she's gone

Do russians have a thing for tatar women?

cause i do now
i have a ton on my list cause of them
just added the presenter

>>215069616
yes stefy patel presenter there

This Belarusian girl kinda cute though

might be kino if instead of getting "eurovision songs" we get an eclectic mix of genres like in early eurovision contests

>>215067472 (OP)
wtf they brought in lavarov

why is sergei lavrov commenting on a music contest

>>215069841
cause they dont even care anymore
its a state sponsored copycat

>open stream
>they interview lavrov
>at the arena

>russian noises
>bricks
>bricks
>bricks
>russian noises
>bricks

the gay jedi squad is better than cuba at least

I was hoping for thirdie kino. This shit is just embarrassing…

When will Medvedev appear?
He's my favorite Russian.

>>215070053
wait till russian GOAT Shaman
hes number 9

china's song better not disappoint chairman xi

When is India performing? I hope they do Bollywood type of performance

ANOTHER ballad

>>215070206
LMAO
no escape

>>215070187
india is last in the running order
better buckle up

>>215070219
>Piroca com Amor

HEUHEUAHUEAHUAHEAUHAEUAEHUAEHUAEHAEUHEAUAEHUAEHEUAHEAUHAEUHEAUHEAUEHAUAEHUAEHAUHAEUHAEUHAEUEA

>>215070175
China just sent a university professor

>>215070219
>Mustafa Saad
Why can't he be haappy?

>>215067472 (OP)
impressive who's who roster of shitholes kekl

post yfw russia wins

each song has been better than the last so far
surely this won't lead to any disappointment later on

lots of good memories, lots of good social credit

What happens to those that lose?

>>215070219
>duc phuc

Please don't watch this cringe!!!

3dmark benchmark looking ass graphics

>>215070396
we're watching it because it's cringe

The tension hanging in the air can be cut with a knife. SHAMA FUCK

Kinda surprised North Korea didn't attend

>>215070366
Sent to bakhmut

>>215070396
it's unironically less cringe than the original eurovision, which is a problem since it's just boring without the cringe factor

What is this China Man singing! He might as well be singing Red Sun or a MiHoYo slop song. This is so embarrassing.

>>215070433
singers were sent to frontlines

>American intro doesn't get English-speaking host
I guess at least the post-commentary then

Low energy vision

>>215070501
jej

AHAHAHA USA GETS FIRED

>>215067472 (OP)
swedes mad so it already paid off.

is steven seagal going to be there?

what
what just happened

>>215070598
????
explain

>>215070552
there's the English-speaking pajeeta for you

>>215070283
TOP KEK, ANON! TOP FUCKING KEK!!!

>>215070623
Nook

>USA gets skipped
narrowly escaping thirdie status for today

>>215070598
WTF

>>215070669
the guy from animal crossing? is the US debt that high now?

>le evil aussies didnt let an american sing o algo
>we shouldnt mix politics and art
>*interviews lavrov*
what did they mean by this?

>>215070642
>>215070623
they said vassy cant participiate bcs of political reasons and australia made pressure on her so she refused, shes originally from australia

>>215070695
Yes. US will go bankrupt in 2 weeks

russia peaked here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TypdkNG0Yvo

>>215070736
>vassy
>>215070717
didnt they have a black singer
when i checked the lineup 2 months ago
it was a different singer a black guy not a woman

>>215070736
>>215070717
australians running it all from the shadows yet again

>>215070776
that's illegal now

>>215070717
maybe bcs its new international contest and its pretty logical to interview lavrov there

east african women are decently attractive
south and west on the other hand ew

that natasha is hot, im goonin over her

i read that the audience is paid to be there so they behave. and there won't be a vote like in eurovision, the winner will be decided by a jury so it's very likely that russia wins since its their competition.

>another ballad
never thought I'd miss the eurovisionhomos

>>215070219
Where tf is North Korea? https://youtu.be/PBUBhNf1LGM

>>215070974
>if it's them it's paid
>if it's us it's genuine
kys, you bought every eurosong win

>>215070974
we will win most likely not bcs we hosting its just bcs we send the famous singer + make a good catchy song, the rest just didnt put in enough effort because i dont think anyone cares

>>215071012
Maybe we will get something more up-tempo with brazil and serbia

>>215067472 (OP)
>United states
kek based

>>215071042
cope
>>215071079
cope

>>215070900
NOOO YOU SHOULDNT MIX POLITICS AND MUSIC!!!! HOW DARE11!

kawaii...

>>215071084
USA's artist was gonna perform a house song, so there is still hope for variety.

>>215071092
They dodged the honor, sadly

>>215071142
USA got booted

>>215071181
why

>>215071196
You didn't import enough aussie beef

>>215071196
>>215071181
it used to be a black guy i'm sure
then they switched to an aussie singer
the australians warned her that participating would put her on a list
so she couldnt come

>>215071196
australia didn't want her to perform or something (she's a dual citizen)

Arabs should not be allowed to sing

>>215071196
Too fat

>towel heads singing on stage
yeah that shit sucks

Måns should've applied to get his revenge

>>215071237
>>215071238
We should invade Australia for this dishonor.

WAIT FOR THE GOAT
GO GO SHAMAN!!!!!!

>>215071286
Other cultures are too spicy for firsties

>>215071166
ah i looked it up. fuck those aussie bruces, we missed more kino

translator chick sure is pretty

did the chinese guy just say taiwan?
uh oh

finally

Brandon Howard was supposed to be the US representative

>>215071330
she had lgbt stuff in her wiki profile
nothing is lost

>>215071286
Unironic question: how do they watch tv shows with humans if making images of humans is haram??

I hate Australia!

SHAMAN SHAMAN SHAMAN!!!!!!!

>>215071469
Why don't you just make burgervision, with usa, brazil, argentina and peru, maybe even with canada

better song but somehow its even browner than eurovision

that giant robot whore looks very trad

the screaming sucks
honestly
thats a scream not a note

>>215071527
browner than kenyan song

>>215071512
>no kosher israel
wasted

>>215071512
they tried the american song contest already but they made it a reality tv show and it failed after one year
now no company wants to try again

is that that one blade runner scene

>>215071558
Mongol Billy Idol

didnt like it
screaming wasnt it
better russian songs than this

>>215071592
kek

this would be a mid-tier eurovision song but it's the best song so far in intervision

>>215071527
yeh, they shouldn't have invited the Serbs.

>>215071527
It's almost as if yurop is the whitest part of the planet

SHAMA MADE DIRT

>>215071607
false that would be in top 3 for sure

did the other contenders also get to speak to the crowd after their song?

>>215071670
нeт

>>215071670
he said that he dont wanna be judged and is withdrawn from the competition because it would be fairer

>>215071670
don't think so
the intervision song contest could be slightly rigged

Are they using AI slop instead of real CGI? It looks like AI slop

>>215071670
they have a sniper for that

>>215071712
it would be funny if he still wins

What happened to the US? Did they pull out at the last moment?

>>215067472 (OP)
>dictatorships
>Flag
How about telling your government that you are not satisfied with black Arabs who rape and murder your women?

how long is it left of this special music operation?

please save us brazil
please do not be a ballad

honestly the poojeeta is cute

honestly if eurovision had an arab and a jeet presenter pol would all be yelling woke shit
if russia does it its fine

"Before she was set to go on stage, it was announced that Vassy, representing the United States, was not allowed to perform at the intervention of the Australian foreign ministry."

kek

How smooth were the presenters about it?

Just noticed hungary is not participating

>>215071834
the problem is the blackie Howard refused to go
vassy was a last minute change
when aussies found out they already said she would be put on the "nono" list

>Brazil
>Piroca com amor
Why are Brazilians like this?

vgh i HATE that cheap ass production, looks like a powerpoint presentation
>>215071815
i mean india is participating

>>215071766
i can tell my prime minister that and that he should suck a fat cock

can you do the same? dare you even type it here?

impoverish rusfaggot. i make your net worth in two months

>most upbeat song so far
>but the mixing and production absolutely sucks
I don't feel so good

a second drone just hit shaman

>>215067472 (OP)
i can't

do brazilian bassists get laid?
seems like bass is a loved instrument there

>>215071927
I thought it was just my internet spazzing out, but it was really terrible, wasn't it? Had no weight to it

Time for another ballad

>>215071998
I've heard better mixing from 4chan sings covers
You couldn't even tell if the vocalist was any good because she was barely audible

China will win this time

>>215071880
Pipoca com amor
Popcorn with love
Пoпкopн c любoью

>>215067586
based small titted jewess. 10/10 would smash

>>215072136
Piroca com amor
Dick with love
Хyй c любoью

slimmest foid in qatar

>>215067586
What's the point? You wouldnt be able to rig this one.

>>215072250
The violinist cute though

>>215067472 (OP)
that's just really sad

>>215072250
the galaxies in the background are collapsing due to her gravitational field

To be honest, I expected to see a woman in a hijab singing in Arabic at the Eurovision first

why is this one actually pretty good

why does arab singing make everything look and sound so thirdie? also that whole show is so boring but maybe because we're not participating

So far the best song lol
>>215072284
Why is she not wrapped? Any knowers?

Would you grab a cope?

>>215067472 (OP)
Why is ruzzia so pathetic

>>215072388
>also that whole show is so boring but maybe because we're not participating
for me it's a bit boring because I don't understand most of what the hosts are saying

>>215072415
learn russian or chinese faggot

>third world music better than western slop
No, they both suck, fuck you and kill all ziggers

I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE I- ah, ballad

>>215072410
Behave normally so that you will be invited next time, and don't get angry

balladbros eating good. never heard madagascar music before

>>215072462
>>215072410
Why you mad

>>215067472 (OP)
this cements US's place in the world. embarrassing

>>215072440
I'm not sure I can pull it off in the next two hours this is still going but I'll try

>>215072482
>invited next time
Oops, I meant "invaded"

>>215072415
It's nothing interesting. They just announce the next singer. No jokes, no fun, no nothing.

Lion King ahh song

Madagascar is the winner here

>>215067523
because they invited people from the countries in intervision?

Madagascar has the best song so far

>>215072524
>No jokes, no fun, no nothing
No Eurocringe, either

>>215072564
fact

>>215072271
we'll win intervision then
problem with eurovision is it's rigged the jurors conspire to block the best country every time

>>215067472 (OP)
>all these commie countries
>then the USA

fittest qatari woman

>>215072564
Second best imo, after qatar

>>215072617
welcome to thirdietown. "enjoy" your (eternal) stay.

When Is cuba going on i wanna see cuba

>>215072673
cuba went first I think
wasn't very good

>>215072673
cuba was first and their song was bad

Needs more Graham Norton

>>215072667
the west have the demographic crisis its obvious that the "thirdies" in your opinion would be the next first world, west is done

>>215072595
I meant that this one is already rigged for China to win, there's nothing you can do. (Then it will be UAE turn and so on)

Ballad vision

>>215072617
"Before she was set to go on stage, it was announced that Vassy, representing the United States, was not allowed to perform at the intervention of the Australian foreign ministry."

It's not a real competition unless foreign ministries randomly intervene.

>>215072766
the west will collapse and the world will enter an eternal thirdie hellstate, except for china who will be on mars and not caring about our suffering.

low key slaps fr

>>215072801
Russian engineers have managed to combine arabs and ballads to create the araballad

isnt songs in saudi are haram

>>215072842
electric guitar sheikh goes hard

>>215072844
You should know that you're my favorite poster

didn't know colombia was in africa

>>215073042
Fixed it

Weirdly enough, this was very good

>>215073146
too light

>>215073146
Saved, will post that one from now on.

spent that entire performance waiting for the beat to drop and the song to pop off but it never came
production was good though

Why are the vpn trannies still bumping this lmao

>>215073174
still another ballad
>>215073084
latam is 100% afro, but thats a secret

>>215073210
I have no idea, tell us why you're bumping it.

>>215073178
Better?

>>215073247
good enough

Budget low energy shakira

>>215073322
they're from ethiopia, you don't know when the last time was they had something to eat

This Ethiopian song sounds like something you play when a movie in cinema ends and everyone is about to leave.

that was a true anime moment

>I wish there was a eurovision with NO FAGGOTRY
>another finger on the monkey's paw curls

voyuayua?

i had to poop and missed columbia and others

>>215073146
best poster
>>215073247
even better

ethiopia didnt look that ethiopian desu

A fun song? In this economy?

Funk time

>>215073273
>pic related just irl
wow you really showed them

Venezuela song rocks.

it's such a gigachad move for the USA to participate
idk why does australian retards did this though

>>215073599
Best song so far

Let's goooooooooo
My favorite song so far

>>215073627
well i guess it does when you dont understand the lyrics

Ayyyyooooeyyyoooo

>>215073660
What do they say?

>>215073660
enlighten us

>>215073247
Too new european

>>215073660
isn't all southern american songs about partying?!

>>215073697
They singing about raping, maiming and eating Chilean children

>>215067472 (OP)

I just tuned in, has there been anything funny and cringe yet?

the objectively shittiest latino country to live in delivers the most upbeat song how about that

Wtf egyptians are WHITE?

>>215073751
Snooze fest

>>215073751
no and no

>>215073751
the funniest moment so far has been the usa getting ejected at the last minute and it wasn't really that funny

>no captions on Youtube
Uh..

serbia has sent some good songs to eurovision in the past so I have high hopes for them here

>>215073859
Is Serbia in both right now?

>>215073822
>needs captions for russian
why are you a cryptoserv ?

>>215073775
>>215073777

Shame but to be expected after I read they don't have crowd voting but a jury instead

he looks sci fi

>>215073710
Made an american version

>>215073859
this shit SUCKS

>>215067472 (OP)
>based and non-gay version of eurovision
Intervision was invented before Eurovision, you retard.

Read history
https://tass.ru/info/25106363

>>215073886
yes actually
only country do participate in both

>>215073905
This shit is premium considering our mainstream music.

>>215073859
well they're obviously not gonna try for this meme putins competition but seriously this guy cant sing holy shit what a bad performance

why is that nigga dressed up like blade

I was hoping for some turbofolk inspired song from serbia, thirdivisies take thit shit too seriously
Relax and give in too the cheese, hope next year will be better

damn this shit fucking sucks I should not have had high hopes for Serbia

>>215073956
That's how we dress here.

anyone know what Poutine was saying at the start
no subtitles

>>215073976
Fuck, our guys are gonna get sent at Pokrovsk....

>>215073999
he started with a history lesson then asked for banan and they cut the feed

holy shit i wanna marry this saudi queen unironically

>>215074060
kek not that far off

>>215074065
Based

>>215071898
>i can tell my prime minister that and that he should suck a fat cock
AHAHAHAH LMAO But that won't change anything, you pathetic retard.
If someone from the United States says that something needs to be done that benefits the United States, then your prime minister will do it, because Sweden is a nation of slaves with an illusion of freedom.

it's cringekino

>>215074220
lmao finally

My prime minister should suck a fat co

That's a big dress.

Best song
Best performance
Best staging
EZ WIN

Who did win?

>>215074415
Eurovision

new mortal kombat dlc looks good

MORTAL KOMBAT

Maybe im getting drunk but vietnam isnt that bad

SHAN TSUNG

>>215074536
I like it as well, it reminds me of some Eurovision entry that I liked but I can't pinpoint it

invite vietnam to eurovision 2026

This is kino

K-pop if it were North Korean

>>215074593
https://youtu.be/xvC1e4STgAo?list=RDxvC1e4STgAo

yeah my current top 3 are as follows:
1. Vietnam
2. Madagascar
3. Russia

>>215074654
For me it's
1) Vietnam
2) Venezuela
3) Russia but they refused to be part of the voting, so I guess Qatar maybe? The fat one with the good voice

Where's North Korea? Might unironically have won given it's not too rigged.

>>215074654
I like Madagascar too, surprisingly. It felt like they really were singing from the heart and, in a show with so much AR/AI, it felt... human.
Russian singer has a powerful voice but the instrumental has no drive to it.

B e l a r u s e d

I also think UAE guy is underrated. Such a genuine smile and authentic "national" singing.

>>215074654
1.vietnam
2.venezuela
3.south africa

belarus was clearly waiting for this since they got kicked out of eurovision

MOD

Make this thread endless, you two-faced bastard.
The Eurovision thread was endless.

>>215074857
Mods confirmed as NATO

>>215074857
no. Your cringevision is sanctioned like the rest of your shitty country

What the fuck is Intervision? This is news to me I had no idea we're participating even. Also wtf is USA doing there

>>215074949
>wtf is USA doing there
participiating

>>215074949
What is unclear? All part of the plan.

Anybody else have a strange desire to open a BTV bank account?

>>215074949 -> >>215073920

>>215074912 -> >>215074912
>sanctioned
lmao, cringepigger

>>215074949
>What the fuck is Intervision?
russia's cope eurovision after they got kicked out
>This is news to me I had no idea we're participating even.
don't worry your performance sucked
>Also wtf is USA doing there
getting kicked out last minute haha

>>215074998
Can't wait to personally attend a future intervision in Kiev.

>>215074888
NATO is a fraudulent organisation for laundering money. Just like this board.

Something about seeing ''_____ MINISTRY OF CULTURE'' in a preview video is incredibly depressing

>>215075046
Don't say that, you'll make him start seething and posting gore

>>215075053
is that why you fear it so much?

>>215067472 (OP)
>based and non-gay version of eurovision
>>215070219
>Shaman
You fucking lied to me. He's a huge pos hole.

>>215075070
is this cringeshow rigged in favor of UAE or what

>>215075093
We? Lmao, it's you who tremble in hysteria and agony every time Russia moves tanks across its own territory.

>>215074144
Why are russians always simping for the russian elite? They are not even russians and they are all corrupt. russia has always been a shithole and that will never change.

will india send kino or another ballad

>based and non-gay version of eurovision
I just tuned in and the lighting and staging looks pretty much what I expect a PornHub video to have. Not quite different from Eurovision

>>215075148
you tend to invade your neighbours so its rational

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>>215075255
>>215075255
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>>215075287
thank you

>>215075241
Rookie mistake. Just dont neighbor us

>>215074998
>>215074949
Intervision was the OIRT equivalent for Eurovision

OIRT - Warsaw Pact's EBU/UER