Thread 215068545

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

>>215068545 (OP)
stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

become a hermit over the last 3 months
barely go out anymore

>>215068590
Why do you pretend to be Korean?

Settling in for my 3rd poo of the day

my local chippy got deported :(

>>215068545 (OP)
Do you drink on Friday and Saturday?

>>215068545 (OP)
sex

>>215068609
ktim
what's the point in going outside if you have no mates

>>215068614
I'm Korean, lad

>>215068609
why would you go outside anyway
if you want to change this you can go go go outside and play Pokemon Go

>wake up
>open /int/
>search for /brit/ cause I love /brit/
>see it's at 300
>make new
>piss off spaino

I suppose now I have to get the BIG cans and the BIG chips

>>215068632
Usually
Then Thursday sometimes
And then usually Tuesday or Wednesday

>>215068629
good riddance to bad pakis

>>215068609
Try 10 years

she's so peng

>go to work
>see chad
wyd?

>>215068654
Don't you worry about being an alcoholic?

>>215068682
erm, no
I'm intending to die alone from liver poisoning

>halal chippy
what?
you know these local chippies are just lying lol

>>215068677
say hello

makemefamous is some black mirror shit from that one episode of black mirror if youve seen it

>>215068703
>halal
should be illegal, same as kosher

UM x

>>215068677
sup chet
*fist bump*
did the gators beat the tomahawks last night?

new tiktok trend of casting spells on Africans above a certain age throughout London and them freaking the fuck out and shaking their bibles and incense at the curser and evoking Jesus's name

Deeply unserious people.

>>215068674
https://www.tiktok.com/@eztv2.0/video/7549919139029159190

#makemefamous is like black mirror

>>215068632
every friday and saturday but i can feel a cold coming on so might have to forgo the booze tonight

>>215068724
its funny
WE NEEDS DEM HALAL BLUD!!!
>does drugs and drinks alcohol
fuck off

>>215068742
their votes count just the same as yours

>>215068742
all fake

they really replaced tim's mcvities digestives with cheapo bidfood shite

>>215068675
contrapoints looks like that?!

post ass

>>215068773
it's tragic because plenty of our cucks side with these monkeys

Right come on

And for Canslad?
Why, he'll be watching the wrestling tonight like a big fucking child, won't he?
And he'll enjoy it with the BIG cans.

only people who live around the north sea are white

post butt

dollhouse melty

>>215068742
:)

had several wanks today now my cock hurts

im not a cuck

that one poster is rly horny

>>215068888
Want me to kiss it better?

got 3 tranny milfs on the go at one time me

>>215068905
you got a mum?

>>215068742
he said vids not links daft mong

>>215068915
please

:)

>>215068545 (OP)
>>215068925

Hibs 2-0 down to Diet Hearts

Chloe Kelly. Sex.

>>215068924
fuck off you genocidal goblin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-Vcc6Q-6qQ

fookin depressin m8

>>215068545 (OP)
>>215068925
>>215068959

>>215068937
Gross. No chance, I’m not a poof

what's his motive

>>215068925
>>215068959
>>215068995

>>215068888
KTIM had 2. that's my limit

>>215069014
why do you care so much about someone posting food

Right lads, change of plan.
Was going to get the aul fried chicken and chips, you see but because these cunts

>>215068925
>>215068959
>>215068995
>>215069019

And spamming, I will instead get half pounder burger

190 hoping on his vpn to launch another dogshit gimmick

>>215068995
not actually hd

>>215069030
you seem irrationally upset

mad how nobody cares

just eaten a halal cock

>>215069055
project on as always

>>215069092
ragelord

>hoping on his vpn
brad

>>215068742
TAC

Manchester United and Chelsea currently having a mid-off

er, jan(wo)man, I appreciate the retard getting arsed raped but is this a sign to get the chicken instead?

Might pay a boat person 250 pounds to stab someone to help kick everything off in World of Warcraft

>one shot at life
>born under jewish rule surrounded by nons
Cool

>>215069164
thought gold would be the currency in WoW. didn't know they were on the Sterling

>>215069191
>jewish rule
kek, they're not ruling anything anymore

>>215069192
250 pounds of gold

>>215069191
Make the best of it, like this fella >>215069164

>>215069191
in a white ethnostate you'd still be a loser

>>215068851
donke

>>215069214
Alri there Pierrestein

>>215069222
Alri there leftypolberg

>>215069244
not a leftypops

>>215069222
yea but streets would be a lot safer and cleaner

Hello frens. Check out this track.
https://youtu.be/e9PmkDQguv8

Europe has been a constant decline since feudalism

I don't know how this is possible

1200-900 years of constant decline

>>215069257
what does it matter when he'll never walk them

>>215068545 (OP)
Isn’t this bitch actually 1/4th asian

>>215069242
Corr that’s some size of farter she’s got on her

>>215069242
MUCHO bunda

dad and his partner have rescheduled the sunday meal from 5pm to 3pm meaning i will have to adjust my steaming plans tonight

>>215069244
it's grégory, no stein (that i pronounce stain deliberately)

Vape shop near me temporarily shut down and has now reopened as a vape and dessert shop

>>215069275
We fell from some pretty good heights. And I'd put it more at like 300-500.

>>215069214
ZOG is on the back foot but still in power

>>215069285
Who the fuck cares. She's got a nice smile

>>215069313
Peng

>>215069242
gary eats arrested

>>215069306
I could beat her in a fight.

>>215069313
do they now happen to appear on Deliveroo?

>>215069313
Assume it’s owned by a local family with generational ties to the area?

Part of Scotlands oldest railway and one of the oldest in Europe has been found

It was built in 1722 before the steam engine

>>215069277
if he's a loser chances are he'll be the one cleaning them
which is commendable, life is much better when the streets are clean

>>215068703
Isn't all fish halal?

gary eats gay sex arse !!

>>215069313
do they also do mobile phone repairs?
if not, why not?

>>215069345
tf you gonna do? hand her a 3 day ban?

>>215069360
Scots are the greatest engineers in history.

tyreek hill

>>215069360
not a railway is it
thats a horse

Did you know that America is participating in the Russian version of Eurovision?
https://www.youtube.com/live/Na-JJ_QK624

>>215069360
lmao it's for trains not horses, stupid guy, doesn't he know?

>>215069360
clearly a wagonway

>>215069352
Oh of course

>>215069413
As you can see the cart is on a wooden rail

Harry Maguire <3

HOT STUFF COMING THROUGH

I was born in the wrong time lads.

I could've been one of Reinhard Heydrich's top guys in the SS.

the chicken kiev was nice
nanberg went mental because I made her think indians had stolen a grand from her bank account lol

Why does every line of shops have a turkish barbers

>>215069439
reckon he has a really thick chode on him

>>215069438
>wooden rail
you've lost your bloody mind

>>215069464
and 2 vape shops

>>215069401
no

instead of buying the new fifa i might just make a new manager mode save on the old one. same stuff innit

>>215069481
>>215069483
>>215069491
America and Russia have our own Eurovision.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-JJ_QK624

>>215069401
My great grandma was from there

>>215069539
History? So was everyone’s great grandma.

doing a big rain outside

>>215069491
Scots built Paris

>>215069526
It is funny how we're made to think that Eurovision is somehow important or a great cultural event across the continent, and this Intervision merely a rip-off, when it's just two sets of queers and low-IQ women making shit pop music for an audience of queers and low-IQ women

You can buy some great /brit/ merch in the /brit/ shop, and you're helping contribute to more great posts here in the thread

>>215069523
haven't got one since they put women in it bloody woke nonsense

any of you lads know anyone who believed in that QAnon shite

>>215069601
zcmraing

put my birkenstocks away so its officially winter now

Before I continue, I want to tell you about today’s post sponsor Incogni

>>215069650
odd post

>>215069609
I had no idea what that was.

Where's the Charlie Bigham poster????

>>215069601
christmas just around the corner

>>215069658
>Charlie Bigham poster
>singular

there was something I wanted to say but I forgot what it was

i never understood fifa zombies
its quite literally the same game
cant you just play last years one lol?
gameplay does not change, not one bit

>>215069655
fifa is wog game
white men play mass effect

>>215069657
A 4chan shitpost gone out of hand, lapped up by schizos and old gullible fools

>>215069685
Hope that transgender elephant tramples those two wogs to death

>>215069699
White men also play KOTOR!

>>215069699
fifa is played by every white kid in the west

well, late bloomer white men who used to be picked last in sports class play mass effect

>>215069738
wigger kids

might start a new, better empire lads

>>215069760
Play KOTOR!

the cheap whisky is getting to my head, i'm getting into personal trauma

>>215069779
never, fuck off

>>215069760
no you're clueless

ok... i will go get some cans... !!

>>215069770
This you?

sat by the window, it's raining, I'm reading a book, got my laptop on, a glass of whisky has been poured. it's finally our time.

>>215069825
kek that is me, yeah!

>>215069813
guess i am haha, since i'm not a wigger

>>215069805
You will pay for this disrespect.

>>215069815
cans of .... what?

>>215069831
what book?

feeling some very negative energy in this thread

>>215069852
Mein Kampf

>>215069835
Us x

>>215069858
this but everywhere

Contemplating a rewatch of BSG

>>215069839
you have the iq of one

>>215069850
got jedi survivor on the piss 5, got yet to play it
might play it someday, i enjoyed the first one

FUCK

>>215069851
deuterium !!

to power ..
my warp Engine >_<

>>215069609
https://cultstate.com/2019/08/21/qanonexe/
Not in the narrative as such, but that it was indeed founded by spooky players for the sake of crowdsourcing investigations.

just realised mark felton is the singer from underworld

>>215069894
if did, i'd be playing fifa like you haha

>>215069899
How's he done that then?

>>215069899
what the frick

im coming down with a illness pray for me

>>215069899
wtf is that real

>>215069939
medieval peasant ahh post

>>215069903
It's literally just astrology/cold reading for boomers

>>215069939
what are the symptoms?

>>215069928
racial colonial overtones to this

>>215069966
sc

>>215069970
A cartoon family from Springfield. They have yellow skin but aren’t Chinese. The dad is fat.

crazy my ancestors were all lords and kings while yours were gruel eating peasants and retards

reckon dat cat got da movesssssss

>i never understood fifa zombies

>fifa is wog game

>>215069970
Headache nausea and high temperature

>>215069275
Nonsense

>>215070006
alri granddad (I say this cos my granddad had the same kind of humour)

>>215070009
Built the pyramids too did they, Shaquillionaire?

>>215069969
Not too far off perhaps, although 'cold reading' supposes that the information is already there, while in this case the connections were being drawn in real time.

>>215069966
>ahh
oh fuck off zoomer

>>215070026
Sicknesses aren’t real you’re just a moaning skiver

poo seal and duck finna linked up

Heather Graham

right I'm off to the pube

absolutely pissing it down. has been since about 4am.

>>215070042
ah yes retarded creepypasta about some kids thing
will definitely read this

>>215070059
what you gonna do unc

>£4,180.00 for my orthodontic treatment
>£348.34 a month for an entire year
all just so I can fix a peg lateral. fucking hell.

>>215070061
Think I’m dying

>>215070045
dunelm

>>215070095
brits be like “grayham”

>>215070119
laugh as you go bald

Mad how it has just been pissing down ALL DAY

Like not even stopping for a bit or at least turning into a light drizzle for a few hours, full on pissing down for 12 hours.

Mental that, where the fuck does it all come from?

Would you?

>>215070160
the sky last time i checked

>>215070124
Don’t know what that is sounds like part of a boat
You’re not a boat you’re a stinky incel

Sick of Power BI. Think the thing I hate the most is I can’t make the obvious bisexual jokes with my colleagues as I work in a corporate hellscape and I’d get the sack.

>>215070162
take a wild guess

>>215070026
yea can't do anything for you lad

>>215069928
umm

>>215070148
shut up fat

>>215070162
Got a heed like Eddie Munster

So this is Rorke

>>215070218
ok this is epic

>>215070157
you're already there unc

>>215070243
He cute!

Your party in shambles and probably going under. Oh i am laffin

>>215070243
Ankh niggas would have a field day with this image

>>215070216
what is it chicken

Business idea: Genophage for Indians

>>215070270
yea but i'm fine with it
you lot aren't ready lol

>>215070274
Any updates since the other day?

>>215070218
The greyed out “touch this” is actually very clever

>>215070160
Was in lake district and it did not stop raining

>>215070299
you had me at genophage

Yes, it's true - I am the most depressed man in human history, how did you know?

>>215070330
cool picture

>>215070330
This stirs the ancient Aryan in me.

>>215070301
dont project your unc genes on us bruh

>>215070199
Please

Good evening, umfaggots.

>>215070330
beautiful, love rain in the hills

>>215070310
Sarah raisin is sueing people for defamation of character

um ! um ! um !

funny how we can all drive a car

Wild that women really don’t care about age
Very easy to date women in their 20s as a 30 year old unc

>>215070367
don't know what you got in your pantry
i'd suggest a soup and right before bed a nice grog

Why do you post?

>>215070403
Some better than others.

Lapoobu

>>215070398
her name sounds like something out of a kid's book

>>215070420
To make the lads laugh

>>215070399
not cool

>>215070385
Hoax
https://shortoncontent.wordpress.com/2015/10/06/solved-the-last-photo-of-charlie-noonan/

>>215070358
>>215070360
Rainforests of britannia

>>215070361
i had thicker hair than the average broccoli
and my personality wasn't built around it

>>215070441
Thank you

my 4.5 inch BWC is sad :(

>>215070454
Wild that Scotland used to be rainforests now it’s some barren rocky shithole

>>215070465
are you sure? you brought up hair for no reason and seem quite obsessed over it

Rainforests are shit and boring desu

bonjour what do you like about france

>>215070454
Hail Britain
Hail Europe
Hail Zeus
Hail Victory

met on a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

It's an interesting thought -- well, really, think about it: Lords and Barons and Knights of Olde would normally, prior to the baroque age and the mercantile overhaul of society, eat and drink at the same table as their servants. Hence, there is an argument to be made that the age of feudal social relations or seigneurialism was in many ways much more egalitarian than the present day, where a tiny minority of our super-duper rich exist in a world totally divorced, by red-tape and price exclusivity, from the world whereof us grunting middle-class precariat eke out our lives. Food for thought gentlemen.

>>215070497
because zoomers are all about it and i predict suicides when it starts going
very youth obsessed generation, ageing will decimate them

>>215070419
There is no food in my house

>>215070524
their supermarkets are nice

>>215070524
nothing, it's merde

>>215070524
nothing I hate it and French people

‘rseberg

>>215070534
Yeah, don’t

Put agave syrup in my smoothie and now it's a little too rich.

>>215070564
why the long face haha

>>215070544
well there it is, can't do shit for you bud
wish i could, i'd sort you out

>>215070564
very disappointed that 'rseberg was not the gf's arse

>>215070563
oi!
that's for me to hate

>>215070564
Handsome horse

>>215070564
get him wanked

Sir Alex Ferguson

>>215070590
I lied I just found one can of tomato soup but the date is 05-2024 do you think I can eat that

>>215070524
they make horny cartoons

>>215070564
end of the day, eh?

horse
horse

>>215070587
who knows haha
>>215070593
her arseberg is for my eyez only

oiii das gurl lake ya
haov sx oiii

>>215070564
Euros be like get him ate

Might start wearing tunics around the house

>>215070629
canned is fine well after

Right I'm going out in the cold and rain, need food and that

>>215070524
Jaime been allez en mcdo avec mon amis

>>215070576
Gosh! What an instructive and illuminating graph! Intensity of Egalitarianism, of course, which is totally measurable and definitely not itself an appendage of some ideological camp. Try again please you total moron

>>215070524
need french gf

>>215070665
Legend thanks

>>215070403
I am personally capable of controlling a vehicle no matter what level of intoxication I'm up to, thats a gift i have, at the moment the law denies me from exercising that gift

>>215070656
like beef, slightly gamey

>>215070675
Catholic proto Bolshevik

oi reckon yew only cume to bbc innit?
yeah

>>215070632
raining tonight, have to keep em inside

>>215070676
Had one, can still taste her arsehole

>>215070684
>>215070684
>>215070684

>>215070641
well that was very boring and gay

>>215070549
They used to be shit. France used to be a lot shitter than UK when i went as a kid. Their supermarkets were shocking. Its mad how good its become and we've just stagnated

>>215070705
phwoar

>>215070658
Got a Roman one I wear sometimes and I drink wine out of a silver cup

>>215070704
if you grease it, leather is quite water resistant

>>215070564
*gives him a polo *

>>215070697
Surely the French Revolution should come before the "Unitarianism takes over US university system?" -- I mean we typically refer to the 1789 one as opposed to the 1830 or 1849 ones. Would be better if the exact revolution was noted. Even then it's a pretty retarded set of axes.

>>215070398
Think she's done a good enough job of that herself doesn't need anyone else