Thread 215070684

HE FORGOT TO GET THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

Drinking water

Peeing some piss

>>215070730
same

>>215070730
>>215070753
me too

Listening to morrisey

Bottle of bluebird bitter for me. Was in the lake district dont cha know

i am also drinking water

I believe that we will win

>>215070778
She would never fuck you

>>215070887
What if one were to simple over power her...

Creating my own poop seal, as it were, in my rectal sanctum.

I fill my water bottle up straight from the tap in the bathtub my family thinks I’m weird they don’t understand it’s all the same water

Stop saying o algo you faggots

>>215070911
esl moment

>>215070684 (OP)
Who forgot?

The dominant youth archetype of 2020s suburban and provincial America. The dinergoth sits at the mainstream convergence of once-niche culture: alt fashion, geek fandoms, and downward mobility.

Formed online via Discord, TikTok, and YouTube, dinergoths mix formerly subcultural aesthetics like goth, emo, piercings, and dyed hair into mass-retail fashion. They openly display interests once seen as nerdy or deviant: anime, cosplay, furry culture, BDSM.

Neurodivergent diagnoses are worn as identity markers.

Unlike earlier subcultures, dinergoths aren't rebellious or ironic. Hentai and stagnation are just facts of life. Cultural touchstones include Deltarune, Hazbin Hotel, Genshin Impact, VTubers, streamers, and drawing OCs. They practice queerness as default, learned through fandom rather than theory.
Dinergoths are suburban or rural, often working in service, warehouse, or anonymous office jobs. More Buffalo than Brooklyn. They prioritize comfort, creative hobbies, and online community over career status. Content creation is often seen as a lottery ticket out out a disenchanted world.

Dinergoth traits now permeate Gen Z mass culture, but the archetype is clearest in the pierced, anime-addled, downwardly mobile alt-prole who thrives in the stagnation and placelessness of the American hinterlands.

>>215070929
What about O'Galgo

>>215070941
please don't encourage him

>>215070914
>in my rectal sanctum
Made from 5 different guys cum is it?

>>215070924
the water from my bathroom tap tastes better than the water from my kitchen tap
maybe theres a dead rat or something clogging the pipe between my bathroom and my kitchen idk

>>215070885
we win, we get a /mug/
we lose amorin stays a bit longer

all for the greater /mug/

Still waiting for Evri to show up…

>>215070971
Wouldn't really be a poo seal then would just be a normal seal

>>215070800
It's a Germanic suffix, not jewish.

>>215070887
Maybe not. But I'd still depopulate India for her.

common welsh W

>>215070995
Formerly known as Hermes

jerk chicken en route

>>215070941
Why, lad, I did!
It's on the list of things to do along with such adventures as 'getting the BIG chips'

>>215070967
Have a fucking lad, can.

>>215071018
Actually been better since the rebrand

nth for the gyaldem

Jerkin the chicken to some bunda

>>215071003
>Maybe not. But I'd still depopulate India for her.
cringe simp

>>215071008
East anglia btfo

>>215070992
mad how much i want to rim a weaponised bbc lads arse while he wanks over soogs tits then lick her clean from his jungle juice jism

>>215071094
Is that the football finished now, Dad?

>>215071094
You a tad zesty my boy

>>215071050
Asked the evri delivery man about the rebrand way back he said same shit different name. Or cant polish a turd... it was a poo based idiom anyway

>>215070535
Will ponder on that as I write my works, thank you.

>>215071073
Brown

>>215070952
not a word

Went clay pigeon shooting today
Was fun
I did alri

I feel inclined to blow my mind
Get hung up, feed the ducks with a bun
They all come out to groove about
Be nice and have fun in the sun

>>215071094
erm

>>215071008
>ynys mon

>>215071163
your fascination with white women suggests you are, yes

1. Bald Foodie Guy
2. McMaster
3. Rate My Takeaway
4. Gary Eats
5. Harrison Webb

instead of the spar for some cans it was the supermarket for another bokkle of voddy for this weekend

>>215071145
You speak to them? I just open the door and mumble thanks while snatching the parcel

>>215071183
Skin blemishes showing through the filter

>>215071211
Nope, just a racially conscious Aryan

i like big boobies

>>215071235
you mocked the death of aryans just a few months ago

>>215071219
Its a white guy not a paki and it was right after they rebranded so i asked

>>215071268
I haven't been a communist for close to a year now

Right lads, what are we having for the BIG chips?
The BIG fried chicken? The BIG halfpounder burger with bacon and cheese of course? Or er, the BIG fresh cod I suppose is the other option

How does "CansLad" (nickname he came up with for himself) forget to get cans?

Can hear raised voices from outside. Very unusual for round here

>>215071288
i still remember you mocking german women being raped by soviet thugs
i still remember you posting images of soviet soldiers defacing german graves with the butt of their rifles
you are a person not to be trusted

>>215071310
Nons?

>>215071309
It's a bit later than I expected, lad. I shall get them but thought I'd share that I'm a bit of a fucking twat for forggeting them

>>215071326
Turning off the lights and locking the door. I don’t want involved.

poo

suicide is for poofs and women to attempt yet never commit

if you mention the huak tuah podcast one more time im going to go incel rage rage

the tongue one

I'm going to take over the CansLad brand and re-position it for a younger, more vibrant, audience.
I'm thinking TikToks of the classic "BIG cans" catchphrase, maybe some brand sponsor deals with Coors.

Did you know that it is now illegal in Sverige to say "police, police, potato pig" to a cop?

Doing a big plop

>>215071403
Why on earth would you think anyone here would care about this you permanently-online friendless FREAK

farts are stinking

>>215071452
Lad, don't make me shove those coors cans up your arse

>>215071452
Zoomers drink gay little fruity seltzers

>>215071511
>coors cans
Very grim

>>215071452
Canslad should be like 'bruh im finna unlive myself fr' and then actually do it lol

>>215071511
You're old, you're stale, you're still in the "mild and bitters" mindset. Pork scratchings. Kids don't want this, they want IPAs, they want ethically-sourced hops, culturally-exciting pub snacks.
Move on from it, don't ruin what is a successful campaign.

been sometimes since suckling a can or two come night, should grab some soon methinks

>>215071547
why is she always doing that

>>215071561
>unalive
Lad, ironically, continue living

>>215071566
You think Canslad is maerketing his life to a bunch of faggots? No, lad. Canslad lives for himself.

hiya huns im back

>>215071320
he is definitely one of the types to seek NS on account of his general anti-social attitudes or need for an outlet for radical behaviour, if not simply as a vehicle for his identity, as opposed to merely adopting the philosophy for its own merits

many such cases with commies (and self-styled 'nazis')

About to go play New Vegas but I will use console commands to max out all of my stats and get all the best equipment right after leaving the doctor’s house thereby ruining any real enjoyment id get from the experience

>>215071452
"CansLad" but it's cans of Celsius and he gets on the "BIG spreadsheets". A relatable figure for young striver class office workers in The City.

>>215071601
Did someone say bevargino?

Would you?

hi buns

>>215071635
god no

so is rizz considered a verb, adjective or an adverb?

esoteric niggerism

confused pink witch

>>215071622
You want a job? Looking for an editor for the Youtube Shorts. I think your vibe will fit in well at CansLad UK Ltd.

>>215071656
shes so me

Me when I try to get European Bob on board >>215071566

can't imagine drinking beer waiting for 3 hours to get drunk i drink spirits to get shitfaced PRONTO

could be pizza time so you know. could well be x

bumped into mate from school in town today
turns out he's a woman now
looks a bit like the one in the trans woman period cramps webm
I would fuck her

>>215071652
>verb, adjective or an adverb
Explain like I'm 5 what are these?

>>215071652
To rizz. Its obviously a verb

>>215071635
more of an ellie kildunne man myself, though her half caste bf puts me off a bit

>>215071652
you rizz someone but you also have rizz so it is both a verb and adjective

Negroidian maximalism

Off out with Liam Neeson to give a couple of you know whats a kicking

>>215071579
the s in satatano diamond stands for snake

>>215071709
grow up
>>215071726
isn’t rizz something you have, and not do?

>>215070995
my inpost parcel has been out for delivery since tuesday
only found out the other day that they merged with yodel on the 15th and from the reviews on trustpilot and twitter posts it has been a shitshow

didnt know there were fat buggers in teh 60s

>>215071776
*rizzes you *

>>215071765
quite enjoyed his naked gun
delightfully stupid

Whats the /brit/ consensus on Gary from Gary's Economics?

>>215071566
bitter is better than any of the modern muck you get nowadays

>>215071788
*surreptitiously cums in my pants* haha yeah

>>215071783
>Died eating a sandwich
And no one was surprised

>>215071801
he looks like will young after the aids kicks in

>>215071801
grifter

im here on a saturday night so obviously somethings wrong with me but apparently every single uk lad is on cocaine every night they go out on the beers

>>215071765
cosh'd

>>215071695
Beercels will be 3 hours, 100 pisses in like "any second now".

me the pink witch you the green witch

What a beautiful creature, man. It's so cute and sexy when a girl strains to give birth to this big firm load. Everything about the process is so erotic: how full her ass must feel as she carries this hard turd inside her, the urgency of the tip pushing against her inner sphincter, her tight anus yielding and opening as the poop crowns, her rectum contracting, desperate for relief, the delicious crackle of a perfectly firm log gliding out of her most intimate and raunchy place.
I love it all, and it makes me physically hungry for experiencing it all while my lips are sealed tightly around her little poophole

have to work on a tool for work I’m building but have absolutely no interest in doing so
playing around on my phone at my desk contemplating either a nap or a cup of vodka

>>215071822
>Elliot did not die from choking on a ham sandwich, as has been alleged.
rumour has it it was chicken paté

>>215071790
Watched it in cinema stone cold sober 2 weeks ago in an audience of maybe 15 people and nobody laughed at all apart from at one scene where he said he shot a white man.

>>215071489
>"I have always made allowance for this circumstance, and given orders that former Communists are to be admitted to the party at once. The petit bourgeois Social-Democrat and the trade-union boss will never make a National Socialist, but the Communist always will".

Sir Adolf Hitler

drink to get pissed, just lightly buzzed

>>215071832
Screaming

>>215071801
quite interesting that he's extremely reticent to jump fully on board with the leftoid mantra
insists on being neutral on immigration for one when leftypol cannot stop wanting to mass import them

just sticks to economics 100%
a rare trait as anyone involved in the political scene dips their toe into literally everything regardless of their level of expertise.

the carlybender after finally uncovering who's been spamming tranny webms and saying inane catchphrases

a bit of eyeliner turns a homely qt into a pure sexo goddess

>>215071608
yep
spot on

Stuttering gimp Gareth Gates sex arse

>>215071903
watched sober on the puter
laughed like a tard a couple times
damn you lot are pisse froids
hard to believe you produced johnny english

>>215071944
sorry?

>>215071946
they'd be a good couple

>>215071946
Boobies

>>215071783
Died of a heart attack in London, some claim while she was eating a ham sandwich, but actually she was asleep. No drugs in her system despite being a known drug user.
Keith Moon died in the same room a few years later.

Good evening, all. Just finished a Charlie Bigham’s tikka masala and wow, it was absolutely delicious. Honestly, as good as, if not better than, what I’d get from the local curry house. Rich, fragrant, and full of flavour. I could happily eat it every night.

>>215071977
Nah he’s not black

Thoughts about female cops?

>>215071982
Ghosts then? Makes more sense.

For me, it's Danny off of Hear'Say

>>215072005
english post this

>>215071996
all by yourself? in one go?

>>215072008
liabilities

>>215071982
>, but actually she was asleep.
sir sleep eater?

>>215071996
Always get two curries when I order
Usually a tikka masala or a vindaloo and then a palak paneer
Along with some samosas
Eat half of each and then have the other half for another meal

>>215072008
>judisk anti-sionistisk allians
hilarious, the jew jewing jews yet again

>>215072018
Scottish but yh

Lads still no idea what to get in the chip shop

Get the Harvey Price shagging his mum AI porn made

>>215071996
Welcome to the Charles Bigham Appreciation Club

>>215072065
why are you a cuck

>>215072041
True
>>215072050
Yes

>>215072049
check what stood where the vatican is

>>215072072
spice bag

>>215072048
How do you know which half to have?

kitasan burakku

>>215072049
And these prechristians where are they now?
not very dominant are they

>>215072086
is this göteborg? also we have like 20k jews overall so don’t really understand what their plan is

>>215072074
Harvey is a genuinely lovely lad. Please refrain from mocking him, even if his mother is a slag.

swapped sugary drinks for the zero versions years ago
got a coke now and it's actually grim, dunno how i used to drink this

>>215072137
I have a bright pink Harvey Price hoodie. Think the money goes to a charity. Reckon his mum just pockets the cash, tho

>>215071996
Well said!

>>215072130
heard Gothenburg is becoming a bit shit these days
Was there 10 years ago and it was very nice

Beverley Turner's musky tuppence

>swapped sugary drinks for the zero versions years ago
>got a coke now and it's actually grim, dunno how i used to drink this

>>215072153
The real Coca Cola is still the best drink going, it's like syrup. Great stuff when you don't drink it often.

>>215072100
that's gay, lad

only wore my carly rae jepsen hoodie to work once and got the piss ripped out of me

UM x

>>215072184
I was thinking that too, frogberg

>>215071996
I had this for dinner. The packaging now says ready in 11 minutes, 10 minutes in microwave and leave to cool for one. I bit into a piece of chicken and it was still cold. Hope I get food poisoning and nearly die and can sue them.

Drinking Coke Zero and 7up, both zero sugar which means I can drink six at once

>>215072191
that’s pretty noncey why do you own that

um

Need to put away my clean clothes, towels, and bedding.
And do the washing up.

>>215072230
um x

>>215072170
architecturally is great, lots of beautiful historic buildings
it’s now filled to the brim with wogs and mystery meat, utterly sad to visit these days

art

>>215072229
i am a fan of carly rae jepsen and purchased the hoodie at her "so nice" tour

>>215072229
not really though is it

>>215072184
Has to be full sugar versions for me. The zero ones make me sick, absolutely repulsive to me.

>>215072195
Would catch the turds flying out her arse like I was at one of them teppanyaki grill restaurants

>>215072253
Gothenburg was founded by Brits

>>215072184
right that's you on the shit list

>>215072285
kaytimmers, light or max or zero or whatever the shite is disgusting

>>215072130
You haven't heard about this? Some pro-zionist organisation invited an IDF soldier to speak and a small group of old jewish boomers wanted to protest Israel's genocide in Gaza. Right-wing politicians sperged out on social media and called the jewish boomers disgusting animals because there happened to also be a Jewish school in the same building. The protest took place at 17.30 so after the school had closed and all the children were home, the staff at the school didn't even know about the protest.

>>215072195
Is she bbqing bacon or belly pork?

>>215072253
Does Gothenburg have a big goth scene haha

>>215072323
screaminging

I don't think I've ever tried coke zero. I don't often drink coke but when I do it's always the full sugar version. I don't like diet coke, I know that. That artificial sweetener stuff can't be good for you surely.

>>215072305
yeah?
>>215072338
don’t follow national news, cba
saw though when tuffe uffe spazed out after some lady fainted

>>215072323
howlign

>>215072347
Alri L7

Distinctly remember the first time I was allowed to get a sugary drink from a vending machine when I was a child. Just by the exit in B&Q. A sprite. Good times.

Sprite doesnt have sugar in it

imagine if your cock could suck stuff up

saturday night lads get innnnn
whats the plans

FCM

>>215072391
don't talk to me about the purity of coca cola
no cane no coca

I'm welsh but was brought up supporting united. For the last 5 years I've went to a match a year with dadberg. He still supports them and wants me to go to a match with him later this year but I'm really not interested in football anymore, especially as a plastic welshman supporting an english team. What do i do?

>>215072418
Should have gone for lilt it's totally tropical

>>215072269
No it is

>>215072452
getting drunk and listening to ariana grande and crying

Orangina, now there's a refreshing drink.

kõrge-high
keskmine-moderate
madal-low

>>215072454
Female Cenital Mutilation isn't a thing, bozo

>>215072452
going to sort my washing and watch comfy videos

>>215072463
Dont be a selfish bellend and go with your dad?

orangina? I barely knew her!

>>215072476
fair, i'd cry too if i had to listen to that vapid whore

>>215072469
i've said it's not so it's not, alright?

>>215072452
about to switch my screens off to read my book as I wind down for bed

wild lopunny doing animations and theyre not even attacks/evades

Kia-Ora, now there's a refreshing drink.

>>215072476
what's your favourite ariana grande song

>>215072508
she's lovely and talented actually

There's a down syndrome on strictly come dancing

for me, it's rubicon

>>215072547
is she now

>>215072452
building more of my video game
drinking fairly heavily
imgui is starting to get hard to use

For me it's January Jones

>>215072555
>rubicon
Enjoy the exotic flavours of these

>>215072545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_JNpPN7Dfo

At the local Vietnamese as it were

>>215072463
wont be as many oppurtunities to spend time with your dad as time goes on mate. plus i always found live football quite fun even though i'm not really a fan

I like that strawberry mirinda you get from the paki themed chicken shops
tastes like yoghurt kinda
>>215072555
pomegranate and the blue one are yummy scrummy

>>215072463
I think you can spare one day of the year to make your dad happy

starting Tali's loyalty mission
don't think i ever romanced her

>>215072512
Go boot up your Tor browser and fuck off you menace

>>215072593
looks crap

>>215072586
sexo

>>215072593
Those glasses are from Ikea!

>>215072527
I found shiny male lopunny in gorbals

>>215072593
Ever shagged the two opposite you?

>>215072593
white boy be like lemme get that plain ass rice
hold the flavor dog

>>215072611
dont know what that so i won't

mega lopunny (male)
um

>>215072522
what book pal
>>215072547
nah mate she's a skin puppet for fat sweaty UMG execs
>>215072584
great stuff

ah yes vietnamese food
cold rice and a little rat meat

I was in a 1:1 meeting with an employee who asked if she can work from another country for 2 months.

I immediately approved it. She was shocked and asked, "Don't you want to know the reason why?"

My reply was, "You are not required to share your personal details. Just let me know what you need from me to be successful in your role. And I will show up for you.

We are all adults. You choose how to get your work done. Come to the office fine. 9 to 5? Fine. Work from home. Fine. Leave early. Fine. Work from another country? Fine.

>>215072633
literally me

>>215072624
Yes

>>215072584
tell me about your game

>>215072664
they have pho and banh mi (stuff they got from us)

>>215072547
Remember after the Manchester bombing she didnt visit the kids and left the country only to come back later

>>215072672
That same linkedin freak will be totally against remote working in a year

>>215072723
she was experiencing PTSD and still donates christmas presents to manchester childrens hospital to every year even now 7 or 8 years later
fuck off

>>215072713
no

>>215072323
>1890
mental how old this is

>>215072672
what job is it?

>>215071020
well turns out the slop driver left the order outside some random's house, searched my street but to no avail
did I get a call? did I fuck
ffs just wanted something to fucking eat on my ONE lazy night

>>215072717
>pho
French people claiming they invented noodle soup now

>>215072753
My company just went from 3 days in office to 4 days and it’s shit
They’ll drag us back to 5 before you know it

3 tins of heineken and 200ml gin and a sterling red and im still sober fuck this shit

>>215072723
why would she visit the kids? to finish them off? what's wrong with you?

>>215072791
The millionaire donates one days earnings to kids? How generous. Maybe she should have spoken out against Islamic extremism

>>215072803
you've been utterly done unfortunately

why are Brits so terrible at data analysis?

>>215072804
no, but they got it from our own pot au feu (hardly original i agree) they just mixed our stuff with their own and called it pho

hungry
might pay a little paki on a moped to bring me a bighams

>>215072809
sorry lad I was talking to a fellow brit, I don't remember signing up to some yank's blog

don’t read any post just look at the silly pictures these days

feeling a lot better after my soup

>>215072832
Why would she visit kids who got injured attending her concert. Cant imagine mate. Boggles the mind doesnt it

>>215072584
Which game engine are you using?

>>215072796
Come on lad spill the beans

>>215072856
do not support pakis in any capacity
you got food in, don't you?

>>215072840
dont have a fucking clue mate and no idea why you posted this

>>215072872
you the lad that was sick?

>>215072861
absolute belter of a post

>>215072856
This is not Bigham's enjoyer behaviour

>>215072894
that’s a good picture that is

>>215072875
woosh

>>215072840
*brutally anal-lises you *

>>215072872
i had homemade chicken and vegetable soup earlier, hangover was vanquished

>>215072796
I knew you would do this you stupid fucking CUNT

>>215072845
Have noticed that around that age basically every kid has at least one really weird encounter
Think it’s just a mild hallucinatory thing that must happen as the brain develops
Mine was a weird blue man under my bed

>>215072882
kek
you don't know how to do basic plots in R? dumbass lol

>>215072900
Yh thanks for the recommendation

>>215072953
glad you're feeling better

>>215066324
>>215066324
>>215066324
recycle

>>215072937
*bursts into tears*

>>215072937
alright lad don't get all cocky because you know how to make some graphs

biz idea: start calling jeets oompa loompas

i will always be enough

>>215072960
>>215072960
>>215072960

>>215072975
can’t say that

>>215072840
what a gay and boring post

phoaraoaoar

>>215072978
they aren't slags lad

>>215072876
ive told people i know irl now and i cant tell people here but i will say im building the entire thing without an engine - the 90s way of building the engine as you get on with the game

fake

potatoes in her bra