Thread 215072960

LOVELY FUCKING CHEBS edish
ALRIGHT FINE I'LL GO OUT FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS AND CHIPS sub-edish

Fread feme
https://voca.ro/19MATpqlEgde

what should I have for din dins tomorrow then

whats the matter lagerboy
scared youll taste hobgoblin?

sticking in this thread as an abu

Any femcels in?

>>215073275
IPAs are a scam for lower-middle and middle-class peppo

>>215073379
truke

AAAAAAAA

hi

church tomorrow

>>215073700
already been earlier

>>215073289
I made the thread anticipating a manure loss

Reckon everybody would get drunk if the apocalypse were to happen, since alcohol basically never expires if it's stored properly

>>215073816
Has to be a high proof alcohol, like 15 percent minimum. Beers and ciders and low percentage wines can go bad. Spirits are the best thing. Useful in the apocalypse for disinfecting wounds too.

Applying for apprenticeships that I know I have zero chance of getting and spending like an hour on them because I really want the apprenticeship and taking it serious despite there being not fucking chance lmao love it.

>>215073762
ai slop

Cansnonce posting underage red haired girls again is he

>>215074038
You will never be a woman

tranny calling someone else a nonce. nobody does irony like the british

>>215074295
why is that ironic?

How to motivate myself to get the washing up done?

>Legendary Scotch DJ Keith McIvor, known by his stage name JD Twitch, has tragically died aged 57 after being diagnosed with a terminal brain tumour.
We at /brit/ have never heard of him.

>>215073816
>Reckon everybody would get drunk if the apocalypse were to happen, since alcohol basically never expires if it's stored properly
Oh right where did you get that idea from, the Fallout games by any chance is it yeah specifically New Vegas you boring poof?

>>215074715
good one mate. done that fucking FREAK

might go to bhutan

hi

On my 4th poo of the day

Stolen any good cars lately, mr scouser?

>was in a shop today
>they had a jam aisle
>a jam AISLE
>6-7 metres of just different types of fucking jam
>saw apricot jam, raspberry jam, fig jam, plum jam, carrot jam, PINEAPPLE jam

and there was me thinking strawberry jam was the only jam there was
I have learned something today.
I shall never be the same man again.

My gf (Employed woman) in this thread!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74

>>215075184
hiya mate hi hgows it fiubf

>>215074715
nah actually saw a video about an extremely old wine (like 90 years ago) was still drinkable
just got me thinking
never played new vegas

>>215075142
Unironically based

I wanna be your guardian angel
I wanna be your last call, babe
The world could be burning down
But I'll keep you safe in my arms

i dont like the michelle one - at all!

mad how rorke killed rorke and the other rorkes tried blaming it on leftypol
whole world gone mad

Anal with Tobes

fucking bender deleted his shite man in a dress post so he can repost it here lol. pathetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg

I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
I wanna be your lover, baby
I wanna be your man
Love you like no other, baby
Like no other can
Love you like no other, baby
Like no other can

>>215075273
she is fit as fuck

>>215075227
wow your gf (male) is a taekwondo expert

if you wanna be my lover
you gotta get with my friends

>>215075224
Make my own raspberry jam me

Activeee

Laid in bed doing some absolutely noxious farts

lying in bed with tobes playing with his tapeworm when it comes out to say hello

Might marry myself

I'm proud to be Welsh

>>215075142
MAAM NOOOO NOOOOO YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT

nth for the gyaldem

pay up saars

Ma’am are you a prostitute

>>215075224
Sounds very middle class

do I have a tapeworm

>>215075389
don't like this one
think she looks a bit like those monkeys with the beady eyes

The night we painted over your fake Mona Lisa
Lipstick on the corners, said her smile was teasing ya
Oh, you took my clothes off, said, "It's getting hotter"
Don't know how to swim, but let's breathe underwater

>>215075407
i am working class since i have to work to survive

Isn't 4chan banned in the uk because of the id thing

>>215075371
Um

Might have to do some armoury duty tonight, always a pain in the arse

>>215075410
are you shitting bits of spaghetti from time to time?

Looking at the racial demographics of the big ZOG states today (Amerikwa, Yookay, BRD GmbH) it's quite possible that had the Soviet Union hung on until 2010 or so, it would have won the cold war by default due to competence.

In 1960 or so, Britain was still 98% White and America 90%, while the USSR was only around 75% White with Russians only being 50% of the whole state.

America is now 55% White, while Russia proper was 81% Russian in 1989.

But if you're looking for fast love
If that's love in your eyes
It's more than enough
Had some bad love
So fast love is all that I've got on my mind

>>215075446
no

>>215075426
reckon they've scissored

got called an umchicken in greggs today lads

>>215075224
Grab yourself some marmalade and a small/half loaf of light rye. A little toasting, some salted butter, maybe a touch of marmite/vegemite if you're feeling adventurous. Some good b'y - tell yer mudder.

Would like a pack of those shitty paprika potato chips yuros love so much
basically barbecue with less flavor

>>215075459
then why are you worried about having one?

Sex with older women.

>>215075426
why does she think people care to see these random pictures of her out and about?

>>215072960 (OP)
>gets fat
>finally shows her tits about 2 years too late
>spergs out
>quits
kino

actually I know I dont have tapeworms, and there ar enever any bubbles in the toilet for me (anymore)
dont think a tapeworm would survive me right now

>>215075426
Ruby and Blakeney are both Red Nordid.

>>215075488
hi

Dans leurs yeux des dollars
Dans leurs sourires des diamants
Moi aussi, un jour
Je serai beau comme un Dieu

>>215075488
yea...

>>215075224
stealing my post and my (you)s make you feel good PORKY?

>>215075483
thought someone mightve had information that I dont, and knew when I didnt. nvm though

>A sort of black smoke covers the city. The sun seen through it is a disc without rays. Under this half daylight 300,000 human beings are ceaselessly at work... from this foul drain the greatest stream of human industry flows out to fertilise the whole world. From this filthy sewer pure gold flows. Here humanity attains its most complete development and its most brutish; here civilisation works its miracles, and civilised man is turned back almost into a savage

MANCHESTER LA LA LA
MANCHESTER LA LA LA

And when I touch you I feel happy inside
It's such a feelin' that my love
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide

my bitch look like lopunny
your bitch look like diggersby

>>215075491
Your fat gingers with big udders are literally the only reason I still visit. I love my family, but not enough to justify a translatlantic flight and a taxi from Gatwick, nahmean bruv?

>>215075438
Not yet, it will be eventually though

um im lopunny. you cant use that one

>>215075498
>bubbles in the toilet for me
is that a thing?

>>215075536
Extremely yankish post, ought to be ashamed of yourself and also kill yourself

>As with many terms describing social class, working class is defined and used in different ways. One definition used by many socialists is that the working class includes all those who have nothing to sell but their labour, a group otherwise referred to as the proletariat.
Good working class man me.

>>215075491
Source

>>215075389
Such a grim face and equally grim feet.

>>215075567
I think that symptom could mean tapeworms, imo... based on nothing. I guess based on worries about having a tapeworm at some point before

just did a wnak to screenshots from ruby granger vlogs

what does this bloody line have in common

raw material deposits?
rivers?
what is it that makes people settle there?

party for one ........

That’s autumn coming in. Raping season is officially over lads. Too cold and wet out.

>>215075224
>american flag
most of that jam was corn syrup

>>215075575
Somebody has to keep your ginger population going, and, despite their enthusiasm, it sure isn't the Ahmeds, Mbutus, and Ranjits doing it.

>>215075616
reckon you could do that in many different shapes
like a circle starting from londinium

>>215075644
retard

*rubs Mousey's chubby cheeks*
arrrr

>>215075585
But do you know your place

Pumpkaboo
Pumpkaboo
Phantump
Phantump

>>215075616
seems like an arbitrary line to me

>>215075633
just when it's dark earlier and earlier...

>boasting about orangeman's schizobabble

I must say I find Queer Farmer's attempts to masquerade as Rorke increasingly tiresome.
It's like an alien attempting to imitate humans.

>>215075616
flat arable land is easy to build on + rivers + used to have lots of coal and steel production. in the southeast it has always been heavily populated because it’s been our link to the continent.

telecopieur

smacking umposter's bottom

>>215075616
Rivers and canals with access to the sea and not prime agricultural land?

>>215075685
whats my place?

The rapelist as it were
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wouKI_myXxk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4uSTdJo4zk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euR_lDvDwAk

https://youtu.be/vR03uaPetxc
dis shit cold bruh

>>215075724
UM

>>215075633
King Rapelad

Passionately licking Mouseys prolapsed arsehole

Hang on
It's him out of Bottom!!!

man

>>215075736
Below me

It's called "shooing" because the housekeeper would use a shoe to chase off tho shooed

>>215074136
green iirc

Most Mexican women are disgustingly ugly. Britons and Europeans just think they're hot because they only see the top 0.001% of Mexican supermodels or something.
It would be like thinking every British woman looks like Elizabeth Hurley or Nicollette Sheridan.

>>215075768
tried watching this show while i was on a business trip and the gormless indian fella and his best friend were so fucking annoying

anyone want anything, i'm heading /out/

<https://youtu.be/vR03uaPetxc
dun nu nuh, du nuh nu h nuhm, du nuh nuh nuhhhh, du nuh nuh nuhh, du nuh nuh nuhhhh

>>215075801
Yep they are
CGI is overall bad as well

>>215075804
bag of coke would be nice mate ta

>>215075804
Charlie Bigham's Chicken Tikka Masala & Pilau Rice for 2 please mate

>>215075804
a can of lilt

gormless indian fella I am

>>215075804
Gingerbread man x

lads
bought one of those fucking toilet seats that falls in slow motion like

feel like a RIGHT fancy cunt right now

>>215075809
what's the difference between us? we can start at the penis

>>215075763
kissing the rosebud as they call it

niggas be killing 999999999 people and then walking around like: im umturtle

>>215075834
>>215075837
>>215075842
think that belongs on /ck/

>>215075783
this some kind of psychosexual thing then?

tying umposter up and using a vibrator on her penis until her penis spurts cum

thats a song reference
P.S. youre black

>>215075834
again???

>>215075888
Once you start, you can't stop.

We are mighty!!!! GRAAAHH

RORKE BLOODY RORKE

>>215075887
i am black. so what?

>>215075796
true

went to dave’s house
he’s got snakes in his front room

new
>>>/gif/29485664
>>>/gif/29485664
>>>/gif/29485664

dey be squeakin

>>215075883
Yeah x

>>215075768
took me 5 episodes to realise who this was because my brain is small

>>215075911
yea but they're for two
and you've had one already by yourself :/

>>215075917
VPN off

oh he tweaking

>>215075930
cant say this was appealing to me

cronem waves looking extra gud tonight

a new /brit/ emerges

>>>/out/2840578

>>215075930
Women are vile arent they

reminder to report the BE flags posts (you have no excuse)

>>215075946
dont use a vpn mate. (((they))) are all run by spy orgs to capture your data
>>215075932
hot x

>>215076001
am no a grass

>>215075616
London's there because it's a solid natural harbour. The rest of it looks like it spreads out from a strip of good soil quality, starting at... Wallsend?

>>215075986
middle girl has neoliberal teeth

it not right

Thoughts on Charles Tyrwhitt?

just wet myself again

you say that now because you have no excuse after your previous one

the watch
https://youtu.be/eOALVpbdwOY

>>215075970
report feature looking extra gud tonight x

man, doing Tali's mission i'm now reminded Legion is coming
if ME2 had a dick, i'd be tempted to suck it

>>215075986
Is that when Simons balls were out on stage? haha, funny

i show no love to homo thugs
empty out, reload, and throw mo slugs

>>215075420
her eyes are big tho

>>215075606
CORRRRRRRRRRRR

>>215076038
all those years of evolution and the part about its nose and it would eat bacon made out of warm LCD screen

>>215076038
"it not right" - Plato

>>215076042
piss pants

>>215076041
Good quality shirts for the momey

new disturban out

Canada in the bath
Canada in the bath

>>215076041
Once you’ve felt that crisp collar and the pleasant glide of non-iron cotton, every other shirt feels like a supermarket knock-off. It’s the quiet luxury of knowing you look sharper than everyone else buying M&S and Next shite without even trying. A real English shirtmaker. You can't go wrong.

>>215076064
Legion shows up too late in that game

>>215075768
Eddie Hitler

big dense clouds of loud smoke
perfect katies bouncing

>>215076097
.

>>215076079
odious, vulgar ape

Jeff’s doin’ a joke
Jeff’s doin’ a joke
Everybody listen
‘Cause Jeff’s doin’ a joke

>>215076126
any relation?

"piss yourself" "stop pissing yourself" well which is it

>>215076136
Jesus what happened to him? Used to watch him years ago during the filthy frank era

ooh ahh ahh ahh ahh

>Her most famous myth recounts her abduction by Hades, the god of the underworld, after which she eats pomegranate seeds and must spend part of the year with him
>you have to eat all of the pomegranate seeds

>>215076123
he's meant to
it's a long game and his appearance is game changeing

>>215076038
that dogs a retard
it’s obviously not real
why doesn’t his brain register that it is not real food and he is getting no taste or sensation, and then stop?

Because dogs are horrifically inbred. Most dogs breeds these days are abominations. A “pug” is not a real animal. They cannot survive in the wild. They are so deformed they are riddled with constant health issues. Think of how different a pug is from a wolf. Dogs are meant to be domesticated wolves.

>>215076166
was she a manimal or a best selling flanimal, would you say?

rorke's whip

>>215076160
She actually looks fit here even if her face is in the wrong place on her head

>>215076166
>Everybody listen
it's "everybody quiet" but i won't hold it against you

>>215076122
Where should I be buying my clobber and how dear is it?

>>215076174
lost his virginity to an OF whore and he's been desperate not to lose her. he even missed his best friend's wedding so she could get a tattoo

also he tried moving on from his edgy comedy but it flopped because it wasn't funny. so he got really jealous and butthurt at people like h3h3 who also moved on but were successful

first saturday night off the booze in ages
suprisingly enjoying it
looking forward to spending a sunday not hungover for once

MORE FOOL YOU, ASSHOLE

A "rorke” is not a real animal. They cannot survive in the wild. They are so deformed they are riddled with constant health issues.

>>215076246
grim. what a fag

women message me first because I'm attractive but then ghost me when they realise I have no rizz

New B&B is up

>>215076236
ugly as fuck and not funny
reddit tier character
ruined the show

>>215076215
Why a whip and a chain the Black American dream?

spending my saturday night vaping weed and posting on the incel forum in my pathetic new build shed like some freak incel serf

>>215076236
People complain about her character changing but that was very realistic
These type of girls went from undesirable freaks pre-2008 to very desirable and “cool” post-2008

>>215076175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsosFZcBm8k&list=RDvsosFZcBm8k&start_radio=1
sexy eyes

*starts sucking my own dick*

>>215076246
>people like h3h3 who also moved on but were successful
that's a stretch, h3h3 has turned into a deranged and freakish ghoul
they're all pathetic mongs except filthy frank himself

>>215076246
No idea who any of these are

Babyberg on a mad one. Reckon it's about to be iPad time...

>>215075597
tiernen, she was spammed on here for years
genuinely beautiful when she was slim
did onlyfans and quit for mental 'elf

>>215076238
oxfam x

just got down with the sickness

>>215075616
me in north west orange

isy suttie is actually fit as fuck

>>215076286
Where is the loveable rogue this time

>>215076330
h3h3 has a podcast which seems pretty popular with normies. deranged pally larpers keep trying to take him down though
>>215076333
OG youtubers

leftypol furiously digging his own grave
rorke standing quietly in his new hugo boss coat

decided to let dogberg sleep on my bed tonight

>>215076325
schrodinger's gay

>>215076300
shut the fuck up

Scranned the BUG chips, lads

Now onto the BIG cans for the BIG event

Wish she was my gf.

this was peng thoughbeit

>>215076385
post dogberg
bet he's ugly

english rose

>>215076365
Ukraine

>>215076429
whore

>>215076400
>Scranned the BUG chips, lads
you vill eat ze bugs

History with Hilbert seems like the type of chap who'd enjoy a good /brit/ thread.

Hello, Hilbert! You're very sexy btw

>>215076160
just saw that thread

>>215076438
Pretty face. Still would desu

>>215076267
destroyed that incel bastard

>>215076435
sorry mate turns out ur mums camera shy

>>215075911
went to asda today and it turns out they dont sell charlie bigguns

I will not eat the bugs

>little brother's m8 failed all his gcses
>did btecs during a level age and even failed that
>neeted for 5 years before deciding to start a tiktok gaming channel
>he's getting hundreds of thousands of views per video and has a salary greater than mine (with a stem masters degree I might add)

Reminds me of that Peep Show quote
>That would be typical, I do everything society demands and die in a ditch, he sits on his arse and accidentally shits a golden egg

sigh

>>215076456
which thread

>>215076456
>>215076160
>one of the most popular young actresses
>relegated to doing amazon prime showcases
grim

>>215076473
did the exact same thing

>>215076472
i want a sleepy dogberg pic
i'm a sucker for dogbergs

>>215076152
shit taste, kate mogs

Lewis Day-Daniel

English people used to be a genteel, fashionable, imperious people with exquisite manners and iron wills. Now we are fat pathetic wastrel idiots. Too much Irish blood in the genepool, no doubt.

>>215076472
flung

>>215076450
His video on Newcastle v Sunderland was obscenely inaccurate

>>215076487
the Indians are saying TikTok is not profitable however

Get the Tom Kitchins

>More than 1000 invaders in one day
How many dinghies is that?

>>215076445
Ah what am I like x
Gone and made a big thicko out of myself

>>215076325
if you do the upside wall trick that's cheating

>>215076531
with all due disrespect that's not a reputable source

bendy batons bashing
timid timmies trembling

licking and sucking mouseys horrible cheesy gangrenous toes under his desk while he plays runescape or whatever the fuck

>>215076487
little brother's m8's doin a joke
little brother's m8's doin a joke
everybody quiet cos little brother's m8's doin a joke

>>215076547
who are you quoting?
was it someone on /pol/?

>>215076429
would put my "dick" in the "dob"

>>215076572
You like the batons don't you

i will eat the bugs

>>215076560
why dont YOU just suck my dick instead, CANADA

>>215076578
a clue gained

>>215076500
on /tv/

>>215076558
this is why we're taking the brand off you
my solicitor is sending you papers on monday, please review them

>>215076507
probably not exactly the same
i suspect the similarity ends after going to asda and seeing they dont sell charlie biggums

>>215076537
the poor man's gary roads

sink the boats

Is it worth a trip to Old Blighty just to see Woking and Horsell Common?

dancehall thumping loud asf
clickum clouds everywhere
cronem spazzing on molly
perfect katies bopping

I need to get someone pregnant

>>215076538
did brits watch ecw back in the day?

>>215076509
>>215076079
both are shite
post the whore that supports united

>>215076636
got to fit in a trip to slough if you're coming all that way

>>215076597
looks like it's built for speed

THE FOOTBALLS COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING

>>215076651
Same. Dunno who though

>>215076379
>these are considreed "OG" youtubers
ZOOM ZOOM

>>215076620
it was also today that i did it. we're basically the same person

>>215076652
not really
more of a raw is war guy myself
and smackdown a bit

>>215076675
is it cuz shes black

>>215076379
>idubbz
>OG
Anon...

>>215076719
funcle

illiterate carbon small boat cronem jaundice lookin ahh administering w i c k e d QuickTap on perfect #2 katy baton relief unit

>>215076597
Jeffrey Dahmers wee cousin

>>215076688
wow its like looking in a mirror are you also a fat drug addict

I DON'T LIKE REGGAE
OH NO

>>215076747
>>215076747
>>215076747

>>215076666
blud onto nothing

Lime Street, 1886 and 2025

An artist's impression of the scene during Queen Victoria's visit to the city to open the International Exhibition of Navigation, Commerce and Industry at Botanic Park in May of that year

chocolate rain
some stay dry
others feel the pain

>>215076079
yea just reminds me of this monkey
i like soogsworth

>>215076721
>>215076721
>>215076721

>>215076753
no im in shape and have only drugs once

>>215076768
wat

remember to report BE flags posts

proscripting my optimate(conservative) enemies in the senate

it's just cause they started it

>/pol/shit lithuanian rat edition
lovely

>>215076136
man holding zangetsu like he could even use it i'd do him easy

cold white wine
ain't that fine

>>215076652
think it was on bravo but most just got the tapes

>>215076798
then we are not the same

>>215076120
If there aren't no bath salts
Gonna feel the nigga's wrath
Take my pulsing showerhead
Take my Sylvia Plath
But keep your filthy hands off my motherfucking bath.

>>215076785
lil monke fella never smiles, he can't compete

>>215076955
ok bathtub leaf :3