Thread 215075255

Stream link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na-JJ_QK624

List of participating countries:
Belarus
Brazil
China
Colombia
Cuba
Egypt
Ethiopia
India
Kazakhstan
Kenya
Kyrgyzstan
Madagascar
Qatar
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Serbia
South Africa
Tajikistan
USA (but not really)
Uzbekistan
Venezuela
Vietnam

imagine being more cringe and pathetic than Eurovision lmaooo

hivtervision

>cringekino tier
South Africa
>did not appear tier
United States
>actually pretty good tier
Vietnam
Madagascar
Russia
Belarus
Qatar
Venezuela
>ballad tier
everyone else

>>215075255 (OP)
>USA (but not really)
RIP

people on leftypol aren't even watching this so why are you

>No bollywood
>Ballad
it's over

>>215075255 (OP)
>open vid
>india song

i can already feel the smell
and its not me

>>215075289

Cringekino is the best thing that Eurovision produces

Was it really that hard to find an American without Australian citizenship?

TOP 3
>Vietnam
>Madagascar
>Kazakhstan
HONOURABLE MENTIONS
South Africa

>>215075335
SA was pretty good imo
the rest is accurate

>>215075352
I don't base my decisions on what leftypol is or isn't doing

>>215075428
Was that the one with the rapping and the woman in the huge dress?

>>215075396
>>215075289
its not
its boretier
its like one of those local contests that each country has but no one watches
you probably have some international stuff you dont even know about in ur own country cause its boring for most people

desu the idea of this is more kino than Eurovision. It would be cool if there was like a world cup of sorts where the top 5-10 performances from all continents participated. Eurovision could be kind of like Europe's qualifying round for that. I'd love to see some globohomo shit from Canada next to whatever Saudi Arabia would send

no soulvision

>>215075352
>people on leftypol
I am a chetnik.

>>215075502
How the fuck did "desu" autocorrect to "desu"?

Oh right, China wasn't that bad either, hmm
Right now it's
1) Vietnam (will be robbed Käärijä-style)
2) Venezuela (just fun)
3) China (please raise my social credit score)

for me

would u?

>>215075454
And a blind nigga
Yes

Y'know, I think the countries didn't put any effort in because this is the first show so it's a bit terra incognita. I hope the quality of the songs is better next year.

>>215075548
baka desu senpai

>>215075502
No. Part of the fun of Eurovision is that it’s not entirely serious and a lot of it is a self aware joke. If you make it global then no fun thirdies who think winning = glory to the country becomes the overriding factor and it takes the fun out.

Eurovision for Europeans only

i want to hold hands with saudi arabia

>>215075548
how new

>>215075583
>who think winning = glory to the country

puccia should have sent this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I

>>215075548
tell your paymaster in Moscow to train you and your other shills to learn board culture before posting cringe shit like that

>>215075571
I forget which ones are baka and senpai

>>215075613
she has nice eyebrows

>>215075660
He's too busy attending our military parade.

>>215075502
I think that would be fun as well desu
I mean you'd still have your Evrovision
But maybe the finals would be a bit uneven, I dunno

>>215075680
smh_tbh_fam

>>215075563
>next year
we'll be lucky if we get a next year

>>215075701
You realise us racists are the most pro-diversity people because we want all races and cultures to be kept separate and pure.

putin will sing a ballad with lavrov as a closer

>>215075771
What song would they sing?

>>215075726
baka i only ever use tbqh and that's why I remember it

>>215075757
>Russia to recruit Indian workers amid industrial workforce shortages

you dont really know russia my friend
its 10% islam
putin kissed the quran
nothing is separate
brazil is mongrel nation
etc

>>215075756
I don't see why they would cancel it after one attempt. It's not like the American Song Contest, this has the potential to be quite something in the future. Just needs good songs.

>>215075548
Embarrassing senpai

>>215075797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW7I62TNOw

HOMAY!!!!!

>>215075667
Retard I'm not a NEET loser who spends 8 hours a day on this shitty board how the fuck am I supposed to know these things? I've never encountrred this and I've been using 4chan for years

>>215075797
tatu - all the things she said

>>215075831
The difference between muslims in Russia and muslims in Europe is that Russia's muslims have always lived on those lands in the caucasus. And they don't racemix.

>>215075908
Tbh is the most obvious one, I don't know about the others mentioned here, weird you haven't noticed it for years.

>>215075841
this isn't the first attempt to revive Intervision
I don't know if they're planning on copying Eurovision's "Winner Hosts Next" format but if they aren't a second edition will rely on Russia's seething over being banned from Eurovision lasting long enough for them to host again next year
The best hope for Intervision 2026 is rigging a win for China or Qatar and copying the "winner hosts next" format imo

>>215075927
>And they don't racemix
who told u that
wtf
all tatar women i followed married russian guys in overwhelming majority
bashkirs almost the same but less so than tatars, more than chechens
the caucasian situation is a different animal cause its basically an islamic state there
they had to compromise a ton to not a have a 3rd war there

>>215075952
Ironically, I've always been typing the full phrase "to be honest" because I don't like this SMS style shortening for no reason.

>>215076028
Why are you following Tatar women?

who is this chromedome
where is the jury

>>215076090
on social media
the presenter here was also tatar

winner takes hosting? nah
SAUDI takes hosting

>next host is saudi arabia
Well at least Intervision 2026 won't be low budget

What a sloppy version of eurovision?
No thanks

The mashup of Russian songs during the interval was unironically better than all the contestants combined.

Janny we need a sticky

the vietnamese guy always looks a little off though, like he's thinking something weird
maybe sniffed a bit too much agent orange

>>215076363
This thread isnt fast enough

VIETNAM ROBBED

>>215076278
bcs its a bangers with millions of views ofc it would be better
https://youtu.be/V88rmlzIp5k

>Every single artist wins today.
>Bringing the world together through music and friendship.
:)

>>215076495
I think vietnam has a shot at winning if every jury member rates them 3rd actually

Did the chink just think he won???

oh that wasn't the full rating lmao
at first I thought they rushed it like that

>>215076550
HE'S STILL IN IT TO WIN IT

>>215076555
He will win anyway btw

>>215076495
My favourite also

>Cuba
Egypt comfirmed deaf?

If my favorite wins my Intervision opinion will skyrocket
Simple as

you now remember the BRICS Olympics

VIET CONG WIN

VIETNAM ROBBED BY BELARUSSIAN BIMBO

>vietnam is actually in the lead and might win it
can't believe I agree with the intervision juries more than the eurovision ones

>>215076733
a- are you ahead of the stream?

SAARvision

now they all hate vietnam
frontloaded jury agreeability

Kyrgyzstan won. It's over

This thread demonstrates the wonders of westoid Nazism and unjustified self-importance. That's why I was right. You can't cooperate with these animals, you can only fight and destroy them. History has proven this to Russia more than once.

can't believe the gay jedis will take this

>usa still gets to vote
was not expecting that

did that american shake his head and said "that's not mine" at the votes? is this rigged?

>China is not first on the Russian judge's list
It's over for our relationships

This bald cunt during an interview
>everybody should be like vietnam: modernity meets folk *infinite yapping praising vietnam*
>actual votes

VIETNAM/MADAGASCAR OR RIGGED

>usa votes were a mistake
>corrected votes put vietnam in first
lmao

USA voted twice???

>>215076926
Stop being butthurt and enjoy the show

Why do half of the judges look like they'd hit you in the head with a baseball bat in a dark alley

Belarus/Vietnam AMWF couple is so cute

>>215077041
bcs they actually did this like 30 years ago prolly when ussr collapsed

one day that one host will stop saying wingnam

NOT RIGGED

are they saying Deutschland?
Will we take last place here too?

>eurovision
songs I like get screwed over by the jury
>intervision
songs I like get picked by the jury
intervision is better

>>215077183
Reserved for UK

my future wife saudi arabia was robbed

Russian-bros, this our best friends right now.

>>215077195
Strange feeling to not have to say total jury death

vietnam would never be on eurovision but was on intervision you should respect that

interviZion.

>>215075335
I just tuned in. Did the American not come?

Add him to MK1 netherrealm studios
He earned it

>>215077204
Shes probably married to a rich sheikh

>>215077246
the american was an australian dual citizen and the australian government made her pull out last minute

>>215077264
i can convince her to divorce with my 11cm bwc

>>215077246
Rumours is that the vietnamiese killed them

>>215077246
Mayo monkeys have no culture.

VIETNAAAAAAM

>>215077283
Ohh

>>215077007
LUKASHENKA RIGGED

>>215077215
that blackmaxxed jeet cracks me up

>>215077215
Look like neo-europeans.

>>215077298
The indian artist sucked

>>215077287
These niggas should have checked the trees they walk under

shaman the attentionwhore

>>215077336
>Looks in the mirror
>This is how my enemy looks

this is the song from 2015 or something
by gagarina

>>215077377
yes

>>215077215
Why not, just use them for trench meat.

post-contest medley with everyone is sovl, they should steal that for the real eurovision
better than the winner just performing again

>>215077215
baZed

A MILLION VOICES !!!!!!!

I remember when this premiered on euro-vision proper

>>215077389
>NOOOOO UUUUU

overall not too bad to be desu. shame the americlaps didn't perform

Well this was... alright.

>>215077474
>more diverse
>in a good way

>several of the singers that had performances with trash mixing sound good during the medley
yeah I really hope certain countries (cuba, brazil) have better mixing next year

>>215077481
>shame the americlaps didn't perform
Maybe next year

>>215077474
Obviously. What the fuck is your post supposed to mean?

>>215077474
>world is more diverse internationally than if the contest was limited to Europe
Huh. No way.

>>215077474
low iq bait or youre just retard

>>215077532
Redditors are not blessed with intelligence.

The belarus chick is really hugry for some viet cock

>intervision managed to have fewer incidents than eurovision and the jury actually picked a song I like
eurovision has some real competition next year
wonder what the EBU will do with Israel

Could have been worse. It was a Eurovision ripoff to the end, but alas

Better than Euro:
- Jury (TJD averted)
- That final medley was a cute touch
- Less host skits
Worse
- Average song quality
- Ballad ratio
- Audio mixing
- Not enough cringekino
- No live captions

I think it's actually pretty salvageable, could be neat if they pour all that saudi money into it next year

>>215077615
Israel shoud be kicked out anyway, no way too have them in without making it political

>>215077618
i think it was good only bcs it was hosted in Russia, we like to waste tons of money on this kind of contests, but we will see if there would be another intervision next year in diff country to compare

>>215077618
I think audio quality was bad but that might be just on Youtube streaming to be honest.

>>215077686
next year's intervision is being hosted by saudi arabia, one of the few countries willing to spend more to look good
it'll be fine

>>215077618
>>215077686
Saudis waste even more money on boxing matches and shit like that so I have high hopes for next year. But Russian song medley was great and I wanted more.

>>215077215
>>215077410
What's wrong with them? You want to see pro-LGBT pro-women's right tranny moloch satan worship ceromony like Eurovision?

>>215077777
Checked, you win.

>>215077739
heres the links whats songs were there
https://youtu.be/3gCvRrF5SA4
https://youtu.be/V88rmlzIp5k
https://youtu.be/aiCL0-U9WxI

Good night
See you in may then

Also here's the vietnam song so you don't have to look it up like me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMX_i5CIdx4

I wonder if they'll bother uploading each country's performance or if I'll have to share links like https://www.youtube.com/live/Na-JJ_QK624&t=9605 every time I want to share this

>>215077828
Thanks!

>>215077474
most low IQ post award

Well this thread was surprisingly wholesome, except for this loser >>215076926 >>215077336 >>215077475
trying to stain it with stinky /pol/ ragebait. Thank god he got ignored

>>215077502
>>215077532
>>215077535
>>215077557
>>215078187
best (you) collection of the week i had

>>215078295
Good one but ring me up when your post gets screencapped and you see it shared years after.

>>215078216
Eh, the westerners shitting on the "third worlders" were also prevalent but whatever. And yeah, I feel wholesome after that song at the end where everone sang a line in their own language. Why can't Eurovision do something like that?

>>215078318
it happened this year twice i think
at least 1 massive one
both related with our elections

>>215078395
You're a better shitposter than me then.

>>215078383
He was the only one doing multiple attempts. I know him from other threads, he has nothing but incel rage in his heart

>>215078216
You're talking to different anons, faggot, lol.

>>215075255 (OP)
I thought North Korea was supposed to be in it? Dog shit if they are not.
Since this shit exists, you might as well take Australia and Israel from Eurovision, considering the fact they are not in Europe.

>>215078659
Your hysterical posting style is obvious.
Prove me wrong with a screenshot

>>215078739
israel will be out probably
australia joining was a meme that stayed

this event was not even reported in the news here (just like the brics olympics), and this singer is stereotypical to the max with a carnival costume very strange stuff

>>215078959
I usually love Brazilian music (especially bossa nova) but your song for this one was just... really bad.

>>215078746
Thought so.

>>215078996
while i liked the idea of promoting "traditional family values" instead of the satanist shit eurovision doesd, the fact russia is messing up with ukraine isn't something i like.
i didn't even find the brazilian presentation, but i think I'll watch the whole video, even though music festivals aren't really something I like.
one thing is certain, this was not made for brazilian consumption, because these carnival costumes are ridiculous

>>215079309
I recommend skipping to 3:06:10 to watch a brief recap of all songs (and definitely the Russian medley afterwards) then going back to listen to any that caught your ear in full. Save yourself a lot of time.

>>215079587
>3:06:10
kek, was that really the best looking chink they could find?

Is Intervision Eurovision for thirdies?

>>215075255 (OP)
Seems promising.
But I have to point out Brazil's train wreck. They could've played any generic samba song, performed it decently, and won the crowd over. Why was it so awkward?
And central asia dissapointed me. When it comes to pop, they can do much better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81YQ5GiS0Tw
Does anyone have viewership stats? Are kenyans and colombians really tuning in?

>>215075255 (OP)
why every country is a shithole

>>215080558
Yeah, there is a surprising lack of SEA monkeys. I figured at least indonesia would show up since they're a full BRICS member now

>>215080509
Tajik's rather failed at representing the Iranic race
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjWez2fVHBg
Speaking of, no Iran was odd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leJGbXDe1fM
They have the know-how, just have to make the lyrics halal
And the Ethiopian mode is too iconic to not have used. Surely it can transformed into a hype moment and aura farming pop song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlV_yPziaco

>>215081225
The jeet, too, failed to produce his national sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0hUhTj1qI
Pakistan could be added, would incentive the two to perform well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8t8axbZnH8
It's hard for me to see a chinaman singing r&b as a badass.They too, failed to produce their national sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikWk9seVWAY
If my goal were simply to grow the INTERVISION brand, I may have brought the lao ting bao guy.