Thread 215076747

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Directed at no one in particular subedish

>>215076719
>>215076683
there were popular youtube channels before that of course but they weren't really "youtubers" that were making a living off youtube

Would genuinely rather shag her than any tranny ever

>>215076735
scream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArYXpxYEZRg

just been called wee jeffrey dahmer in /brit/

>>215076804
You Americans

>look grotesque
>cant get pregnant
a woman over 40 is essentially a tranny

WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER
WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER
WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER
WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER

I've been waiting on the slide
Suggest I open wide

>>215076711
oi no! i didn't mean it like that
it's because she's long nosed

>yank sitcoms
all lit up and saturated to give the show a cheery optimisitc feel
>Peep Show
grey
>The Inbetweeners
grey
>The Office (UK)
depressingly suicidally grey

why do our sitcoms have to have an element of melancholy in order for us to find them funny?
says something about the British psyche me thinks

neoliberal bull logging in

>>215076811
transes aren't asking you to shag them they're asking you to treat them as human beings

playing Nine Sols

>>215076878
The only good American sitcom I've found is Arrested Development, I know inb4 reddit, but it's great

>>215076891
The late 90s and 00s is that way my friend

another war with iraq and afghanistan would sort us right out as a nation

>>215076907
try Frasier

hate when shows have multiple years before seasons

especially when there are so few episodes to begin with

would love to try a shaggers lifestyle. drugs. live music. the lot.

*looks at the starbucks cup*
Drink for Stew Bedasso!
*realises i've been pranked and dashes the scalding hot coffee in your face*

>>215076907
never seen it but my brother tells me the final 2 seasons are dogshit

>>215076747 (OP)
billionaire with black mould on the walls

Why do they push their fingers into their eyes

waking timmy up soon

arguably too wet outside

>>215076907
could never get into that

>>215076867
bit fucking anti semitic mate
*gives you a 2nd yellow card*

>>215076941
I saw a few episodes of the first season, it was well written but not the comfy kino I was promised
Frasier and his dad yell at each other near every episode

>>215076973
fake

I rip Scatbook with Aloha on my iphone

wen di likkle timmy found out she been boppin on dem soul poles

scran de la scran

proscripting my optimate(conservative) enemies in the senate

it's just cause they started it

Need an extra extra large big gulp sodapop to suckle on

scmreaing

>>215076997
tarqs think yelling is comfy when it's posh people doing it

any jf man in

>>215076974
Think I said that to your mum yeah? Maybe last night, even eh

Gary Rhodes was assassinated

>>215076942
niggas be busy init

>>215076997
If that's enough to make you uncomfy I suggest you try "In The Night Garden" by Cbeebies. Not a sitcom or American but just give it a shot, you'll love it.

>>215076968
thats not black mould you retard

Goodnight everyone I hope you all have a fantastic sleep
Sometimes we feel shit they are the days you push yourself through and they become the best days
Because you win over you
You’re mindset wins
You’re incredible

>>215077048
Yh

>>215077057
screaming at his hair

>>215076995
>>215076973
virus images do not click

anyone else just doing shit
im hella doing shit rn

just done a poo and it stung my arse reckon i've perforated the skin with relentless arsewanking

>>215076892
I treat them as human men which is what they are

>>215077066
explain her broken brain then

>>215077064
Just because I don't want to watch people scream at each other for 20 minutes doesn't mean I want to watch some Cbeebies boohbah garbage

>>215076811
I'd have a go on cami for definite
speaking of, has she got her knob out yet?

>>215077057
that's scotty 2 hotty

>>215077045
It is though. If you are financially secure not much else matters. Frasier is comfy because nothing ever really threatens him. There's maybe a handful of episodes where he is financially threatened and they are not comfy, although they are still funny.

>>215077042
The category? Best Female Director (includes homosexuals).

Favourite British Standard paint colour?

https://www.britishstandardcolour.com/

>>215076997
stick with it, idiot

>>215077067
Bosh

>>215076878
yank sitcom: 20 seasons of romcom drama for women and gay blokes
british sitcom: 3 seasons of surreal memes and horror for nerds

anyone mind if i get on the dying light for a bit before bed?

>>215076915
i went to my dad's house (i'm a child of divorce) on saturdays to watch it at 2am since he has MSG or whatever the channel was

>>215076747 (OP)
Britain in the soup
Britain in the soup
If there ain't no worcestershire
I'll drop a tiny poop
Take my beefy freezer pies,
the tatties and the goop
But leave me a spot of worcestershire
For my motherfucking soup.

>>215077119
not gay but don't find this appealing

>>215077093
Frasier is not people screaming at each other for 20 minutes. Is there any tv show you do find comfy?

rorke mate its not worth it - me talking rorke down from the top of a kids bouncy castle

>>215077119
phwooarr corrr Um!! xx

YOU MAKE ME FEEL
MIGHHHHTY REAL

>>215077084
Her brain isn't anymore broken than any other menopausal woman in history, ironically something that proves that trans will never be women.

won 70 quid on my acca today

>>215077119
proper long fanny that nicely tied baloon knot on her doe

and if not, try the US Wilfred, it's nice

>>215077138
Non Non Biyori

>>215077171
i made 120 quid on my isa on friday
(market is closed today)

>>215076997
Fraisers dad is actually from lancashire. Where as Daphnes actress isnt from Lancashire at all and does a bad accent

>[Deleted]

What was it?

>>215077213
some slappers arse and vagina

>watching ashens
>he mentions street fighter 3 alpha is one of his favourite games
>doesn't know what ism is
>complains that the game isn't fun when you fight other people
I like Ashens but sometimes he's an absolute tard

>>215077213
your vagina and bumhole

>>215077171
get the drinks in

Victoria Street, 1930s and 2025

>>215077079
I'm finally not doing a shit
I have purchased the finest bogroll that I can, and it still feels like I'm wiping with coarse gravel at this point.
Don't eat the £1 oysters.

Greetingssssssssssssssssssssssss.

>>215077100
Maybe are taf

skinny carbon cronem clartening different tings

>>215077202
how much is in your ISA before I decide whether that's impressive or not

sincerely hope you're invested in rolls royce lad

>>215077205
>Where as Daphnes actress isnt from Lancashire at all and does a bad accent
annoys me very much every watch as a manc accent haver

oh for fucks sake niles you poof

>>215077205
early daphne...

>>215077247
bolt on tits
awful

>>215076997
it gets more comfy as it goes. they fall into a rhythm and Frasier and Martin start to get along when they are used to each other. Niles is the true star.

>>215077237
The enshittening

>>215077250
as it stands, 33,265 quid
another 8k in the cash isa as an emergency fund

>One of my patients had a rather amusing Freudian Slip. He was having dinner with his wife and he meant to say, "Pass the salt," but instead he said, "You've ruined my life you blood-sucking shrew."
heh

>>215077213
ruby granger spreading her arse

are deepweb drugs still going or has woke snuffed that out so to speak

>>215077244
Snek :3

think i properly fucked myself up by smashing psychedelic drugs during my late development, 18-23 is just a blur of degeneracy

dentistaus :3

>>215077237
rorke bemoaning this change (don't tell him the nazis blew up the first building)

>>215077290
congrats chap
are you not perturbed at the bubble talk?
assuming you're invested in tech of course

>>215077282
I think his tits look pretyy good

Any cute cows, pigs, owls, sheep, goats, bears or hedgehogs in?

>>215077322
>18-23 is just a blur of degeneracy
very normal, perhaps you should stop being queer

katy? clartened
timmy? rattled

rewatching Doc Martin and i just want PC Joe Penhale to get a gf

>>215077360
yum

POV you wake up in Italian Somaliland

get the research chemicals sniffed
the tabs licked
the amphetamines stuck in a rizzla and swallowed

>>215077360
don't like this - at all

>>215077349
you know in 1929 charles rothchild bought the entire market at its lowest
wouldn't mind a collapse but with VWRP, i can't see it happening for the next 7 years

got fluffy blankie on

>>215077338
Oh well if the Nazis blew it up then we had no choice but to build a pile of dogshit where it once stood

>>215077375
you? spamming cuckold paedophile fantasies from your foetid bedroom

don't post leaked content

>>215077360
>weird part between their legs

>>215077363
don't think i got any saved

Cash ISA: 56k
Bonds: 23k
Stocks and Shares ISA: 18k
Lifetime ISA: 8k
Pension: 15k

You?

I hate how the internet has corrupted people's minds

>>215077091
for me it's trish

>>215077403
>rothchild

>>215077393
Only the Italians could get their arses kicked in Africa - by Africans

>>215077371
dont think its normal at all actually

>>215077322
yes weed and psychedelics fucked me right up between the age of 15 and 22
then i got into harder stuff for a year
6 years mostly sober
been on opiates/opioids for the better part of 5 years now

based Canada

Just ate a cuban sandwich and drank a long island iced tea

>>215077393
A noi!

Bonsoir Les Goddams

>>215077446
triss*

>>215077412
Crikey

>>215077393
The duce BANNED facetta nera

>>215077427
LISA £26,742
S&S ISA £40k
premium bonds £30k

>>215077427
its a joke but 56k in a cash isa is retarded
>S&S ISA: 32k
>Cash ISA: 8k
>Savings account: 12k
>Pension: 33k
yes i work in tech

>>215077091
looks like a goblin or something from the warhammer game

>>215077457
Civil war

I quite enjoy watching women pee

>>215077464
posh git

>>215077403
on trading212 after the tariffs caused everything to tank in April, some brazen cunts refused to sell and actually bought up even more and they've gained tens of thousands since

I've been investing for 3 years but only really bothered with yank tech stocks this year
they're so volatile and yet I cannot resist giving them a cheeky glance every day

>>215077427
Got 200k in stocks and share isa
Not sure what my pension is atm
Home owner too

>>215077457
Hitler was sending money and weapons to the Ethiopians

>>215077511
timmy's brother in law

>>215077511
romanians are fucking gross

>>215077498
Cash is king lad

the sunday funday fit for tomorrow x

>>215077511
is that one of them continental gypsies

Why would you still be living in this country if you could afford to leave? Nation of masochists, I swear

>>215077527
if you have a mortgage you are not a home OWNER
you're a home OCCUPIER

>>215077530
bro thinks his hoi4 campaign is real

bought solana at 50 dno whether to sell or keep holding, don't even really know what it is just saw a convincing post on /biz/ about 3 years ago

>>215077476
shut the heck up siri

>>215077530
You got that from the latest WarStrike episode didn't you?

>>215077554
And move where?

>>215077550
why do you look like this

>>215077446
Always Yen for me.

nth for the baddiedem

Do u remember Sigur Ros

https://antelopehillpublishing.com/

Anything worth buying?

been to america 3 times me, hated it the first time (new york and florida) warmed to it the 2nd time (SF and vegas) loved it the 3rd time (PNW) thanks for reading my blog

>>215077511
Cameraman retreating in horror as the eu de toilette smelling ogre advances towards him.

>>215077554
I can afford to leave. Got a New Zealand passport so I could go to NZ or Australia. I rather stay in England though, much nicer country.

>>215077598
Throw a dart at a world map. Hope you hit USA but if you hit Canada or Mexico you're still up.

>>215077623
Burning souls

could eat michelin meals but prefer pot noodles me

Would be scared of visiting America in case I got bullied and mocked for my accent

My rent was about £580 in 2020 then £850 in 2024 and my mortgage in 2025 is £750

>>215077604
Shani is better
but she deserves better

Lauren Chen… I want your pussy
I need your pussy!!

is it flirting if a girl asks why you arent wearing a piece a clothing theyve seen you in before

>>215077673
don't recall arsking

>>215077664
michelin pot noodles, there's a niche

isn't it monday yet
don't you toilmongs have something other to do than discuss your made up money (which you dont actually have)

>>215077701
bighams already exists mate

>>215077660
Sir Leon Degrelle

I want to scran Emma Watson’s feces freshly expelled from her ass

>>215077655
And how are they better than UK?

>>215077427
I get divvie and interest payments off my dad's CD accounts.
Sometimes I'll buy trash or mess with options on ibkr but not too often

havent eaten today and im still poor thoughever

>>215077729
no idea what it is "mate"

>>215077678
Doomed to fail - Shani has a normal human lifespan. Geralt likes them young and tight.

>>215077655
For me its Bariloche

>>215077755
who you calling mate fucking muggy cunt

>>215077760
hence why the "she deserves better"
dickhead

>>215077664
What pot noodles? I like the nissin ones. Preferably beef but the curry and chicken ones are good. Stay away from the seafood ones they've got squid in them. Couldn't believe it when I saw.

>>215077753
I'll be noshing on my wife's freshly clean shaven pussoid tonight

>>215077770
you, "cunt"

>>215077770
cornered the bottom dom market

>>215077753
i would take care of you x

>>215077786
you're joking lad why are they putting fish sauce in seafood noodles, bet its the you know who's

>>215077794
uhh... OK

>>215077794
South of the border
Down Mexico way

>>215077794
Bit late you'll have nightmares

>>215077785
allme

>>215077801
*kisses you with my eyes closed*

>>215077809
o.o

>>215077737
Loved the awaoawaoawao part me, real banger of a hit piece yeah?

>>215077725
I have hair and a chin.

>>215077567
Its true
Look it up

>>215077838
*bes shocked first but then surrenders to the kiss, tenderly, passionately*

>>215077725
Mad that sex and money is the only measure of a man now

>>215077586
They've mentioned it before on previous episodes

>>215077794
Doesn’t exist

been time immemorial since i saw a hatpost

>>215077736
Bigger houses. Fewer rape gangs. Better food. Better weather. Better prices. More countryside. Fitter women. That's off the top of my head. I honestly think I could spend the rest of the day naming all the ways those three countries are better than the UK. And that's just North America. Most places in Europe are better. East Asia as well, probably. I bet there are multiple countries in Africa that are better.

Balogh and Striker are our Hitler and Goebbels

Mum sent me this

>>215077530
Well they were enemies due to the stresa front

>>215077880
You just not know history. It’s always been like that. All of the greats were shaggers and had money

kill yourself

Why do asian girls love white men so much?

just got Tali not exiled and her father not disgraced
yea i'm killing from sceptic shock with my semen in 3, guaranteed

>>215077913
Bizarre to hate you country. Couldnt be me

>>215077917
Ah so this is the “big” black cock I hear so much about

mum's constantly talking about her best friend and all the things they do together
recently learned her best friend is a lesbian

Went for an incel walk this afternoon then had an incel coffee

>>215077810
Not fish sauce, SQUID. I like fish sauce.

>>215077952
killing her*

All those redditors who got shilled a euro-denominated ETF holding like 70% US equity will keep getting crushed during this fed pivot cycle.
Meanwhile SPY is at 13.5% YTD.

Will Smith is still cool!
Will Smith is still hip!
We all love Will Smith, don’t we folks?

>>215077961
did you see mousey playing pokemon

Four lions is actually a really clever film

>>215077926
>You just not know history
Shut up esl

>>215077964
Whatchu got against squid, Nige?

>>215077924
Mussolini was aligned with the reactionary regime in austria under dolfuss that was preventing anschluss.
Italy viewed austria as its buffer state

You never know I might get a growth spurt now at 22
Your growth plates do fuse at 25 after all so there’s stil hope

>>215077982
Thats tonites kino sorted then

>>215077961
Ancient picture

>>215077977
>it was murder in there

>>215077982
mental to think this was one of the movie options on my flight back in the day

>>215077986
Must*
Obvious typo why be weird about it

christ i might have put too much chilli in my arrabbiata gonna be feeling it on the other end

>>215078016
fused my growth plate in ur mum

>>215077884
I roared out laughing when they called the Dolfuss regime the "gripper regime of Austria"

>>215077953
Not saying it's the worst place in the world but you're mad if you think it's the best. Gone to complete shit the last 20 years as well.

>>215078048
The sign of a good aarraabbiiaattaa is jet propulsion.

im sad where is my little rock skipper

>>215078056
*groyper

>>215077871
Tate has no hair on his head and no chin on his face.

>>215077953
how is it our country? we've been bought out by corporations and the soul replaced by non recognizable aliens

>>215078003
Not natural

aff tae bed

>>215078041
Because youre wrong. Intellect, courage, piety, duty, honour all used to be highly prized

>>215078056
THESE FAGGOTS CANT STOP SUCKIN MY NAZI CAWK

>>215078082
baaased

>>215078082
Of course it’s a fucking chink who does this. Cruel people

>>215078081
I have never wanted to see Joe Pesci beat a child with a pipe as much as I do right now.

>>215077823
Underrated post

>>215077961
It was raining very heavily where I live. It still is actually.

>>215078096
Ah just run away then. That'll help

miss smokinf heroin with my ex gf

>>215078130
looked proper grim up north in the football

>>215078101
They're not mechanical. Eat them before they eat you.

Tried introducing my gfberg to the smiths and morrisey but she didnt like it

>>215078127
I’d like to see him try

One does not become a National Socialist. One only discovers, sooner or later, that one has always been one — that, by nature, one could not possibly be anything else.

>>215078164
shite

>>215078130
North West chad

would anyone like to come to my party

>>215078184
As would I. I'll get some charcuterie and a few lexan splash shields. Do you want to hold hands?

Fuentues is very much a englbert dolfuss figure in that hes a catholic conservative reactionary
Dolfuss was gunned down by the nazis
Hopefully fuentes meets a similar fate (in meincraft)

you best believe we're gonna be posting the raritys next thread

something seriously wrong in my GI tract

>>215078164
Should have got a latina gf

>>215076906
Soiling my lif

>>215078226
is it ur dads cock

>>215078196
its been very wet in stockport today

>>215078212
U is gay bro

Lauren Chen x Ada Wong rubbing their oiled fannys and arses together

>>215078215
Shut the fuck up go babble about this nonsense in pol or cum

>>215078215
>Fuentues is very much a englbert dolfuss figure in that hes a catholic conservative reactionary

Any right of center liberal man in?

has sacked tranny had his fanny plumbed in yet?

dont even know who fuentes is sounds like a wonder kid id sign on FM doe

>>215078257
done him

>>215078280
most trans people don't get SRS

fuentes
FUENTES
SAVE by dolfuss

going to bed soon lads just to let you know so that when you notice the thread quality plummet thats why ok cheers

>>215078229
Why do they like English goth shit so much?
>Maria, it looks like you're doing whiteface. What the fuck?
>I'm going to the Craid-el of Feeilth and Mai Dyeeing Bride concert tonight. I don't want to be the only girl who isn't glowing in the dark. We can't all be as pale as you, pinche gringo. Siri, play Joy Division.

Remember when four lions came out and rorke thought Muslims were going to be blowing up cinemas then nothing happened

>>215078242
fuck you

Dolfuss? More like dufus

Ew's disco minge after a 12 hour shift on the self checkouts

pissing down right now
feel good being inside

>>215078313
ok give 5 examples

>>215078313
Alri unc

>>215078313
No dont remember that mate

>>215078313
I remember when it came out. Don't remember the rest of your post. Think you might have imagined it.

>>215078249
It's fine if you think you'll need a cialis watching that fat little shit get his skull shattered by Pesci-with-a-Pipe (TM), but you don't have to shit on my parade. You can. I welcome it. I won't force you.

Sir Nicholas Fuentes

Shabba doo

>>215078147
aye it is a bit but its very comfy

>>215078196
North West Chads rise up, /brit/ belongs to us

>>215076721
>>215076721
>>215076721

>>215078313
rorke wasn't even born when it came out