Thread 215080055

The secret of femininity edition
>>215076671

>>215079947
he's unironically correct. only foids would disagree

>>215080080
SOVL

>>215080025
>And my brother lays upon the rocks
>He could be dead, he could be not, he could be you
>He's chameleon, comedian, Corinthian, and caricature

"brat" is a pedo dogwhistle

>>215080085
VGH the sissy bucks of the NFL

>>215080080
Tomo is fucking annoying as shit but I still love her for some reason

>>215080114
no it's not it's a bdsm thing, RETARD

>>215080114
what about “brap”

>>215080120
yomi > minamo > sakaki > chiyo > kaguya >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tomo > yukari

>>215080068
bogpilled

>>215080119
blacks are already very high in estrogen that's why they always have matriarchal societies

Elaine needs correction

In hunter gatherer society, 86.2% of males who survived until adulthood reproduced. This is some of the highest in the animal kingdom

>>215080182
So basically guys who want a MOMMY gf should go black?

>>215080198
lisa needs braces

>>215080208
I want to be her friend

>>215080208
Photoshopped face

>>215080182
is that why so many black men are homosexuals too? like disproportionately high numbers compared to other races?

>>215080208
mid whore. the average white woman mogs her

>>215080210
no they should stop being faggots and get their TEST checked

>>215080208
This shit was so embarrassing

hop the fuck in
https://spotify.link/1MTKDlunPWb

>>215080208
risha need blasesu

>>215080148
TRVKE

>>215080238
probably. might also be because black guys always get raped by they auntie when they be 12 (not lying here, blacks get molested far more than everyone else)

>>215080234
How mentally ill do you have to be to photoshop your face

>>215080250
I use my mom’s Spotify account I don’t want her to get tied to any of you freaks

I swimmin through the future mindsauce again, prisonfrens <3

Brotherbergs both have home gyms

RAM subedish

>>215080208
why is this obviously heavily edited photo of a very mid woman still making the rounds?

Is it just me or is there something wrong the 4chinz todays?

>>215080269
Big fan of this image

>>215080250
I don’t have a Spotify acct albeit

>>215080269
awful fanart

>>215080284
I bet she gives phenomenal blow jobs

birds are cute, useful, friendly, respectful, intelligent

>>215080296
it's not edited, stop being blind

>>215080284
I can tell that bitch isn't American

>>215080326
Bruh
Look at the lines on the wall to the left of her face

>>215080273
the kind of mentally ill that's deeply embedded in the bug mind
>>215080326
absolute fucking retard

>>215080345
optical illusion

>>215080323
I’m fascinated with how prey species seemingly tolerate each other’s existences

>>215080323
I want to be this chill. This dude is the most chill.

I need the creatine! Aaaaggghh!

>>215080394
Literally me

>>215080364
it probably feels good getting all those ticks removed so he wants to be still and not startle the birds. the one going near the eye is what made him a bit nervous

as they focus on SAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIILOOOOORS FIGHTING IN THE DANCE HALL
OH MAN, LOOK AT THOSE GAY MEN GO
its the freakiest SHOOOOOOWWWW
take a look at the LAAAAWWWWWMAAAAAN, BEATING UP THE WRONG GUY

>>215080394
This is the woman equivalent of plapjak

>>215080322
So do I

I'm gonna find a 90lb japanese girl and throw her around like a toy

sup boys

>>215080523
Never post here ever again

>>215080532
based

>>215080523
alto por favor

How many steps a day do you walk?

alright, i'm halfway through the event. i don't feel like messing around with it any more. i'm tired. i wish these games didn't always try to drain the blood out of you

my name is actually John Smith. I feel like a fucking NPC

>>215080550
14.780 today
you?

>>215080396
t. novak djokovic

>>215080564
Ok but at least you aren't named dick or something

Write the lyrics of a song you like but replace all the words with the N word

>>215080564
Just take your wife's last name

>>215080590
Looks like a friend of dorothy

>>215080314
Proposed portmanteau for “fan art”
fart

>>215080590
Are those Toms? We need to bring those back

>>215080590
Dominicans are drug traffickers

>>215080580
Went 30 minutes on the treadmill going 3.0 mph. Went to go grab a drink and doing another 3.0 for 30 minutes. Gonna see if I can sleep right after

>>215080523
Brian-tier post

>>215080625
No they're not

>>215080598
Deranged post

The Terminator is here right now. He’s listening. You can’t reach out and touch him. But he’s there.

It's fucking smoky outside

They just announced trump had a stroke and is in critical condition

>>215080715
source: the hinsdustani times

>>215080715
Vishu revenge on the banchlod blastard

They just announced I'm gonna have a stroke and will be in critical coomdition

>>215080743
I'd stroke you

This episode is about circumcision

>>215080715
Who announced that

FOB

lil wayne - lollipop

bussiness offer:

he gets to fuck kids

you get less jeets

>>215080768
I did

Xitter changed now every image loads in low quality

>>215080793
I don't have a problem with Trump fucking kids, it's the hypocrisy that I hate

I'm not a real person
I do not deserve happiness or anything
I will not assimilate

>>215080836
lol

>>215080785
It's so gross for a hideous artist like him to make songs like that. Makes feel so bad for the daddy issue women that end up laying with him

>>215080768
The indian consolate

>>215080820
Your mom said my loads are high quality

https://youtu.be/XWMCkyAHOSs

im really feeling it..... the piss water beer.....

>>215080851
Can I see?

>>215080836
>fuck it just promise you'll forget after this thread
And we never did

>>215080871
No

>>215080689
what did i do?! come on man, i'm not having kids, i'm not in tech, i didn't do anything!

when i was a kid my biggest dream was to appear on jeopardy
i just remembered this and thought "why not" i mean on the show a lot of contestants are giganerd socially awkward types i dont think i would look that freakish there

>>215059522
Pro-freemason/neutral

>>215080897
>The White House then on Saturday clarified the fee will not apply to current visas or renewal applications.
kek so its another nothing burger

Being an adult sucks donkey balls

Kramer being based and redpilled

>>215080916
Being on TV would make me nervous and I would spill the spaghetti (remember when people used to say that?)

>>215080941
Stop laughing it isn't funny

I use discord.
I use TikTok.
I use 4chan.

i use 4chan, thats it, gg

Having lots of body hair is associated with being low class, but thick body hair is a product of being high testosterone
High T is low class

>>215080961
Discord is for children or pedophiles but I use the other two

>>215080836
zesty

>>215080959
LOL

>>215080897
Meanwhile our country with 10x fewer people accepts 10x as many people who aren't even skilled or educated yet

>>215080961
I use 4chan and reddit and Instagram and snapchat

>>215080971
it is because manual labor is high T and low class

>>215080959
loool

>>215080945
I was interviewed by the news once when I was waiting outside a gun shop for it to open. They wanted to interview the owners because some laws had changed that were going to drive them out of the city. The interviewer asked me what I thought of the laws and why I was there, to which I said it's not really going to bother me because I'm here for reloading supplies. She asked mw what that was, I explained in brief, and she looked absolutely petrified. I looked like an autistic unibomber in the interview but I'm a clean, good looking guy so I guess she thought it was safe

>>215080945
yeah thats what im saying man half of the contestants wear like bowties and spill spaghetti anyways

How many of you are circumcised?

>>215080931
I wouldn't say nothing, it still means we're going to get much less jeets going forward

Libtard

>>215081006
what are reloading supplies?

>>215081041
i was and they fucked it up and made my dick crooked to the left

>>215081059
supplies that allow you to reload spent brass casings with fresh bullets

>>215081096
How many times can you reuse the casing?
Is it worth it?

>>215081096
don't understand how she'd be mortified about that

>>215081121
I love sketti

fucking starving

>>215081096
what supplies? gun powder and projectile?

>>215081006
Are you 32

I feeel fucked I feeeel fucked up uh oh

I don't like pasta, too many calories for how bland it is
I understand it's meant to be a mode of transport for the sauce, but that is also very high in calories

>>215081111
depends on the caliber, gunpowder load, and quality of brass. sometimes 10-25 times per casing.

high quality 45-70 brass can withstand 15-20 uses and that's a fukken beefcake of a round.

canadians be like
"this stringy dough too spicy"

is there a ladies room in here

>>215081111
It depends on a number of factors, but as few as 5 and as many as ten or more
>is it worth it
I think so. It saves money, sure, but honestly with the time investment it all comes out in the wash. The real benefit is accuracy and customizability. Factory loads are garbage
>>215081126
She didn't know that you could make your own ammo, and for people like me those laws would be meaningless (i.e. completely ineffective)
>>215081150
Powder, primer, bullet ya. There is a lot that goes into it (or you can just slap some shit together and call it good if you don't really care what you get)

>>215081184
what a queer, womanly thing to say.

Whatever happened to him?

>>215081157
36, why

>>215081237
>She didn't know that you could make your own ammo, and for people like me those laws would be meaningless
lol based

>>215081245
His life went sideways

>>215081241
post your big fat tummy

shitting

Like it or not homosexuality and transgenderism are incredibly high class and aristocratic

Hasan always calls Destiny; Sexpestiny

>>215081276
If you exercise you shouldn't be worried about calories. If you're a skinnyfag gollum bodied shut in you would care.

>>215081237
oh yeah this was a thing in fallout

>>215081255
How do I avoid getting murdered, stabbed, robbed or raped?
I'm 25.

Registered for handshake, going to try to land a slave internship

>>215080961
insta is better

No one cares about e-celebs fuck off schizojeet

>>215081299
nigga I'm not going to do an hour of cardio just to cancel out some shitty pasta I'd rather just not eat the food in the first place

>>215081297
its a corny nickname
all the kids call him epstiny

have you guys heard about that negro singer d4vd who dismembered his 14 yr old gf and left her head and torso in the trunk of his car?

who won’t me?

>>215081339
>I'd rather not enjoy some of the most delicious culinary creations of all time
>because I'm a lazy bitch

OK(?)

I have never used insta or snap I'm such a fucking incel

>>215081200
>>215081237
Wow that's wild i didn't think they were that robust

>>215081310
Idk man you just have to keep your head on a swivel at all times in public. People looking to rob someone aren't going to go for the guy that saw them a block away and crossed the street, they're going for the guy that's been staring at his ipad playing pokemon go the whole time. Situational awareness is about having the wherewithall not to be in places/situations where that can even happen

>>215081297
What you think about ac7ionman

got an ingrown hair on my balls
didnt even know that could happen

>>215081391
normal blacktivities

>>215081339
Counting calories is womannish behavior

never heard of d4vd

>>215081391
Even the rich and famous ones are murderers

>>215081302
It was one of my favorite mechanics in NV and they MURDERED it because bethesda is gay and cringe

Stop replying to schizo-jeet

>>215081398
Yeah it's really worth it if you shoot long range, high caliber rounds like .300, .375., .338, etc. as they can cost $5-7 a round. Reloading can cut that cost in half, plus you can customize bullet weights and powder loads for whatever you're trying to do.

>>215081339
Tell us your cardio routine

>>215081438
>>215081470
suck my DICK

Sky Ferreira really released the best album of all time and dipped forever. Brazy

>>215081393
i won't to carve your name into the moon's crust <3

What's your favourite comedy movie? Mine is Scary Movie.

>>215081491
Ariella Ferrera is better

Black peoples lips are too big

>>215081434
VGH pull it out boss

>>215081521
Gremlins 2
>>215081528
HEW?

>>215081521
Death of Stalin
Animal house
Porky’s

>>215081445
That's so sad.
Why did he do it?
Why did he murder an underage girl?

>>215081564
>HEW?
guugle it

>>215081548
are you also thinking of that dindunuffin guy form yesterday

>>215081491
Nah

how long do you shower for

>>215081553
dont wanna scar my nuts so i shant i hope it goes away soon though this shit is uncomfortable

>>215081595
Like 20 mins.

>>215081595
25 minutes, I am very thorough and find it relaxing too. Helps ease some muscle strain after working out. I do some stretches in the shower too.

>>215081586
More so thinking about the image that was just posted, but his were absurdly big too

>>215081609
>>215081613
i shower for about 10 minutes

>>215081608
PULL IT OUT it'll be satisfying

>>215081432
Never heard of him

>>215081445
>it's just because of socio-economi-AAAAACK

>>215081595
15ish minutes usually maybe a little bit longer if im not in a rush

>>215081569
he probably got her pregnant

>>215081595
Used to think it was 20-30 minutes because i took my time and never checked but it's usually only 10 minutes

>>215081608
cut off your balls with a set of pruning shears and call yourself Jasonetta

>>215081634
if it pops through the skin i probably will but its just like a red painful bump right now

POGGERS!

POGGERS!

I dislike olives

>>215081671
Queen is dead.

what are some chill beats?

>>215081705
You think you can deport me back to india you corn-fed white boy? FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to parallel park on my driving exam 12 year ago and since then I have parallel parked exactly 0(zero) times

>>215081705
Idk but my favorite hip hop produced is RZA

>>215081688
when i go to harveys i get olives on my burger

>>215081719
must be nice living in the land of parking lots

Taylor would never kill someone and leave them in a Tesla

>>215081637
how you gon kill a beautiful light skinded angel

>>215081633
Here's my shower routine:
>soak for a few mins
>wash hair 2-3x
>wash face while washing hair
>rinse hair with water
>rinse hair with apple cider vinegar
>rinse with water
At this point I'm about halfway thru my shower.
>load up loofah with soap
>wash my arms, chest, sides, back, groin, each leg, ass
>put some soap on my fingertips and clean my asshole
>pay special attention to my groin, gotta clean that shit thoroughly
>clean my dick
>check balls for lumps
>rinse body thoroughly
>dry off (yes I do the buttfloss with the towel, doesn't matter cause I clean my ass)

>>215081646
Or he wanted to break it off and she threatened to go public. That happens a lot

>>215081753
I just use bar soap

>>215081694
That song is great

>>215081753
>>215081764
I forgot that I put conditioner in after the apple cider vinegar.

>>215081727
My uncle has a bmw that parallel parks with AI or automatically, like literally what's the fucking point? There are already self-driving cars, why would you go to the fucking dmv to get a license, thank you

>>215081245
I'm still lurking. What's up?

https://www.youtube.com/live/xt69s8PG6rc?si=keS7-kDPyN8JsK1j

this just randomly showed up on my youtube recs
not into black girls but.......

>>215081783
How was your day?

>>215081779
They're starting to make motorcycles with automatic transmissions. What has this world come to

>>215081808
I'm indian so just fucking guess motherfucker, fuck you, you corn-fed white boy, fuck you!!!!!!!!!

>>215081245
Who’s this?

>>215081779
the less control normies have over cars the better

>>215081609
>>215081613
>>215081638
>>215081647
>>215081753
I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>215081849
Just pay $100k

>>215081889
i just take a shower when im feelin stinky

I fucking love the insult "corn-fed white boy" fucking hilarious, thank you

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

you're welcome

ITS THE THUGGISH RUGGISH BONE

>>215081916
Anime isn't real life jason, you're not going to get a white teenage girl to suck you off if you're not chadthunderstruck, thank you

EVERYONE HERE IS A CORN-FED WHITE BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215081916
>>215081930
rather homosexual behavior

just had some salmon

>>215081808
Fine but I guess slightly taken aback seeing my photo reposted in /cum/

>>215081967
Riddle me this Jason, what's the fucking capital of Wisconsin?

>>215081979
W

>>215081979
That's easy, it's Milwaukee.

Milwaukee make the best cordless power tools and it's not even up for discussion.

just smoked some weed

>>215081959
Jason is a corn-fed white boy, he should be suckign an indian's dick

>>215081969
I keep everyone's photos

>>215082035
how do you determine whether any particular white boy has been fed corn

>>215082038
Post your faces of /cum/ folder

stepmother is going off the deepend because of charlie kirk, like actual schizophrenic mode

>>215082035
Jason gets pounded by Ohio skibidi BBC, he's pozzed which is why he always looks so skinny and sickly.

>>215081940
Im not gayson

Got fired
gonna take a couple weeks off from working before looking for a job
Maybe i should go to a bar and get shitfaced i 've never been to a bar. The cost always scares me away as well as the plethora of herds of scary normies
Idk what's the cheapest way to get drunk at a bar just do shots of whiskey?

>>215082060
it's not up to you, you are gayson.

I got pounded by a cute mexi boy just a few hours ago...

>>215082063
>Economy absolutely fucking ripping hot due to the new president
>somehow get fired
What did you do?

>>215082063
Same.
>Idk what's the cheapest way to get drunk at a bar just do shots of whiskey?
At a bar? idk but the quickest is a cheap bottle of vodka

>>215082069
>pic
>text
checks out

hello madda
hella fadda

>>215082063
Get drunk off beer instead, it's more fun

>>215082044
You didn't get the joke? Holy fuck motherfucker, you know nothing about America, buy the trump card and cum to America

>>215082063
only boomers still go to bars
are you the guy that got bullied out of a job by pizza man?

>>215082063
Just have some beers and play shuffleboard or darts

>>215082109
>only boomers still go to bars
Not true at all

baffles me how people can be barflys these days, beer is so expensive

>>215082038
Dang. I wish I would've posted a more flattering photo then

>>215082118
BYOB

>>215082107
corn syrup?

Pizza toppings of choice

>>215082080
>>Economy absolutely fucking ripping hot due to the new president
Why do you make the economy sound pornographic?
>>215082087
>Same
What did you do to get sacked?
>>215082109
>are you the guy that got bullied out of a job by pizza man?
Yes that's me. The Italian owner also didn't like me very much & was very much a prick. I'm fine with losing the job. i didn't really jive well with anyone there

>>215081753
Good routine