Thread 215080230

Literature edition

steaming

What can I do to make myself more attractive to posh upper class British women ages 20-30

New academic year looms

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottaging

like 90% of gay terms for homosexual activities originated in the United Kingdom

why is this

>>215080264
Have a criminal record and be completely unsuitable for them in every way

I find it so interesting how Islam forbids depictions of Muhammad, and Jews often censor God as G-d, meanwhile Christians put Jesus on everything they possibly can.

>>215080264
Just be American
It’s really fucking easy to fuck in Britain as an American man since we’re stereotyped to be masculine and hung

The autumn wardrobe is in progress

right well that's an umturtle moving incredibly slowly

>>215080304
Where is Power bottom from?

>>215080230 (OP)
amazing OP

>>215080196
most of your country looks like this. you can find a few trees next to each other, but most of your population is hours away from anything that could truly be called a forest. Combine that with the fact we're on the 'chon and my claim is not without foundation

feeling suicidal

>>215080304
>gay terms for homosexual activities
as opposed to straight terms for homosexual activities?

>>215080342
:(

>>215080324
what if I have a 6" (15.24cm) micropenis

>>215080309
Iconoclasm has always been a thing in Christianity
Islam is just a spinoff of heretical Christian sects

>>215080342
stop saying daft things.

>A sign outside a toilet cubicle in the Duke of Wellington gay bar in Soho which explains that it is one person per cubicle

Why is this sign necessary

>>215080324
Tiresome bait again

>>215080230 (OP)
scottish vs irish

Felt sick all day and then realized it’s just from sitting in my hot apartment all day

U.K is 2% natural forest

>>215080309
The Muslim nonfigurative image shit would be cool if they weren't such spergs about it. I've been to some old mosques in Spain including the Alhambra and the pattern work they did is amazing.

>>215080338
>but most of your population is hours away from anything that could truly be called a forest
mate, where do you think most of your population lives?

northern place names be like
>Carlton Scroop
>South Rauceby
>Quarrington
>Heckington
>Scredington
>Wyberton
>Frampton
>Leverton
>Holdingham
>Leasingham
>Helpringham
>Leadenham
>New York

Tarquin wants you to go to war against Russia
But it's a war you will never win. A war Poland or Estonia will never win

>>215080338
We've got some mad places names haven't we? Carlton Scroop?

Yaranai ka

Oh Mother of Peal
I wouldn't trade you for another girl

>>215080421
They can’t beat some Slavs like two miles away from Moscow
Pretty sure NATO could beat Russia pretty easily

>>215080338
Americans: Britain is tiny you can drive the whole thing in hours. Pathetic
Also Americans: you cant have been to a forest thats hours aways

>>215080338
Brother most of our country looks like this

>>215080366
its not daft my life has gone nowhere in the last 8 years
sick of it

>>215080230 (OP)
Why is the quality of Blood Meridian such a controversial matter? Is it because it got massively popular?
I've always thought it's an amazing book and despite the fact I usually forget everything about a book but the gist a couple of months later, I can still recall many scenes from BM even though I read it in 2017/18.
Everything that happens during and after the Yuma encampment is great literature. Don't see anything pretentious about the book

Rain. Soft in the dark. We take a left through the deepening park. Grass. Soaking and warm. Past the iron gates, August has come.

>>215080471
You should read flashman and the redskins

what is /brit/ stance on taoism?

>>215080454
and we get shot at skewl, but we weren't talking about USA

can any yanks explain unincorporated towns to me please

>>215080471
Yes, it's literally just because it's popular. It was worshiped by this website for years and now that normies know about if everyone has to pretend they hate it now.

>>215080479
Bums against the walls lads theres a puff in town

>Pretty sure NATO could beat Russia pretty easily
Lel
And who exactly is fighting for NATO? A few poles?

rorke you're my little knight in shining armour

>>215080468
are you still looking for a gaff or given up

I'm actually good at charming girls one on one but it's always some fucking nigga that comes in an cockblocks me

Do we enjoy making fun of mentally unwell individuals as it reimburses us for our own shortcomings in life?

>>215080417
you're giving them too much credit
actual norther place names:
>sewerby
>Newton under Roseberry
>yarm
>slaggyford
>bampton
>boot
>diggle
>Horton in Ribblesdale

get the chazzie big's scranned

>>215080528
gave up bc living alone i would never speak to anyone outside toil and would likely kill myself before long

>>215080533
>reimburses us
???

>>215080505
Means they aren’t really a town with their own municipal government
So they only have county government and no local services

>>215080586
Look how russian steamrolled ukraine in 2weeks. Nato wouldn't stand a chance

>>215080575
we both know you could get a bf if you actually tried
please be nice to yourself :c

>>215080505
no municipal government
the lowest level of government they have is at the county or state level
likely also means few or no services, and mostly private funding of services (because no municipal taxes)

>>215080621
i am profoundly ugly and no social skills and no emotional intelligence whatsoever

>>215080578
that's much closer to Shitain than the nice states in the US

>>215080417
>>215080534
Southern place names:
>Catbrain
>Ovary
>Piddletrenthide
>Great Snoring
>Brown Willy
>Loose Bottom
>Crapstone
Are these supposed to be any better? I thought you poofters were civilised

>>215080614
Can anyone be elected sheriff? Do you need to be a policeman

>>215080596
I'm not going to make fun of you

>>215080682
Gay if you would

>>215080556
survived locky d on chazzie bigs

>>215080654
Yes, being a cop isn’t a prerequisite
It’s also not always an elected position, it’s different per state
Also the authority and what they do is different in different states

>>215080635
you seem fairly normal to me but I spend most of my days on the bradley walsh forum so my judgement isn't sound

but at least you can walk on Shlomostein's land on a cozy little path after driving 40 minutes out of your cramped urbanite bugpod

I will never touch a charlie bighams meal
doesn't matter how astroturfed it becomes

>>215080652
went up to the top of brown willy in june
was lush

400g of heck 97% pork sausages in the pan. Not gonna bother with the bacon or eggs, I'll just have sausages and beans.

>>215080505
>>215080627
actually i don't think there's anywhere in the US without a county government
in canada there's no such thing as a county government, only municipal governments, but we have "regional municipalities" which cover larger areas around cities sometimes
for example, just about 30 years ago, my city absorbed a bunch of smaller towns and suburbs around it into a regional municipality

>>215080706
Reckon id he a great sheriff. I'd start chewing tobacco and wear aviators too,

>>215080717
omds cody nobody cares blud

>>215080731
alri heathermong

>>215080682
fit
wish i looked like that

>>215080735
>but we have "regional municipalities" which cover larger areas around cities sometimes
>for example, just about 30 years ago, my city absorbed a bunch of smaller towns and suburbs around it into a regional municipality
Rules and names around this differ by state but this is a “township” here

>>215080691
Is it gay if I wished I look like that?

>>215080717
Bizarre map.

>>215080755
it's the highest point in cornwall
walked from davidstow airfield to rough tor to brown willy to jamaica inn

>>215080342
lmao

>>215080767
Not sure. Do you want to look like that because you want to bum/be bummed by other men?

>>215080781
you got done so now you're scouring google images to help you cope

>>215080781
Do i care that the duke of Westminster has an estate here that manages a lot of farms and workers that have worked there for generations? No not really

goodnight chaps

get the pure satire posted

fully drunk now feel quite sick might vomit soon

>>215080230 (OP)
Nigga reading mcdonalds books aint no way bro

>>215080860
you have to let him go

women have such high standards now
i just want a decent looking white girl to like me
is that too much to ask for?
what am i supposed to do?

Women with British accents make my peepee hard

tesco ashbeck english to wash down the bighams

>>215080230 (OP)
Hey faggots, I have 60% Scottish and English DNA. how come muhammed and poomar get to move to London and get free houses and other gibs, but I can’t? Why do you guys hate whitey so much?

of course it's the one black flatmate that causes all the problems

>>215080881
right, bed you x

trauma bonding with rorke over our past circumcisions.. letting masculine tears flow

>>215080956
just get your own flat?

>>215080958
nor uet xx

“Go white boy!” They chanted in unison

>>215080964
well done jews
this is what you get for nuking corbyn

>>215080964
Insane how cucked Britain has become that this is considered a bad thing somehow. Do you guys still remember when Jeremy Corbyn's reputation and political career was destroyed by false claims of antisemitism or has that been totally memory holed by now? You guys are almost as bad as us.

whole darned states gone woke

>>215081002
Shut the fuck up nazi

>>215080967
If only you knew how bad things really are.

why would he need to clarify this

>>215080964
still going to share weapons intelligence host their fighters give clandestine military support etc

I’ve been posting in /brit/ since the ‘80s. You’re all newfags.

>>215081024
what the fuck but he looks just like him

just want the nonces to infect more british computers so I can post the images ffs

remember drake and josh
loved that show

>>215081079
didnt drake get locked up for being a nonce
kinda ruins it

fucking dire dire thread

>>215081070
what sort of images?

saw a shop with a sign on it that said something like SAY NO TO THE £1 FREDDO, 10p FREDDOS SOLD HERE, and it had a hash tag about it

>>215081095
Think both of them were outed as nonces.

>>215081100
grim

>>215080895
i cant :(

>>215081106
sfw images of cartoon horses

>>215081114
hs?

fokin ell but

>>215081113
=\

>>215081095
he was likely innocent
the accuser kept changing her story and most evidence pointed in drake's favour

it should be permissible to kill someone if they try to blackmail you

I identify as English

not in love with her but can't stop thinking about her and her happiness and feel like something is missing without her company

i need a GIANT gf

>>215081136
exTREMEly concerning

exteremely steaming

He’s literally me

Comfy late night thread with the lads.

Here, have a Rare Bigham.

gf unironically put the lighthouse family on post coitus
took the reins and sorted such matters but now she's gone to sleep

>>215081188
seek help raped paedo freak

rara idle animation

mad how you cant even scream the n word in a black's face anymore without people thinking you're racist

>>215081181
poo squibbler

>child die
:O

Watching Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds in bed team

could do with a gf

saw a pakistani or indian bloke dropped his wallet while he was on the phone today and let him know he dropped it
good deed done for hte day

>>215081257
*boots your head clean off*

>>215081257
why do you only watch slop for children

>>215081174
Life is hard enough when you belong here

sacked tranny decapitated head sex arse

>>215081002
Yeah shut up you corbyn loving nazi

>>215081282
I don't. My favourite anime is Clannad Afterstory. And Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds isn't for children it's quite complex and mature.

mental how i just say that i hate blacks to my normie friends and they don't bat an eyelid

>>215081265
I had a positive interaction with a black lad today. One for the journal I'd say.

>>215081279
Tudor Rose isn't red

just caught the annoying fucking gnat or whatever it is buzzing around my room with my hand without having to get out of bed as it swooped by and crushed the little prick in an instant, peace and quiet

>>215081304
Isn’t clannad one of those noncey ones

>>215081319
>>215081321
the duality of rorke

>>215081338
No it's not.

NEW
>>209969102
>>209969102
>>209969102

>>215081354
You would say that though wouldn’t you

dunking kit kats in tea is underrated

>>215081345
Rorke is not fair but he is just

>>215081282
so he can better connect with children for reasons

>>215081335
Wrong. No rice pudding for you.

When you do inevitably go to war with Russia, because thats what your globohomo establishment so dearly wants. You will unironically be stationed in West Ukraine with a pole who stinks of shit. He will probably have the top bunk

>>215081335
>>215081279
Yeah you anti-yorkshire fuck

>>215081380
serial killer behaviour

>>215081388
too old to be drafted me, good luck lads xx

>>215081388
Bottom bunk is the alpha bunk in prison.

Last interaction with a white: positive, said hello to stranger white on the street
Last interaction with a indian: very positive, delivered the dindins promptly
Last interaction with a black: neutral, passed street staring but nothing more nothing less
Last interaction with a oriental asian: don't remember been a long time

I’m a cereal killer
*digs into a bowl of fruit loops*
haha

>>215081387
*walks towards you*
*shoves you*

Vietnam won Intervision 2025!

>>215081388
Describe how they will force me to participate

um

If a Chinese or other ethnic is taking a picture of something I give them no mind and will walk in front of them
If a white is I either wait, duck down, or otherwise make sure not to get in the way

How I shall fix America when I become Emperor:
>create aesthetically superior architecture which all cities and towns must follow
>take away womans rights
>deport nonwhites
>build cool trains and a very advanced high speed rail system all over the country
>people who litter, spray graffiti, make things ugly, etc., are beaten and flogged severely
>put fat people in labor camps
>reindustrialize economy and build lots of cool factories
>ideologies such as feminism, liberalism, marxism, etc., are illegal and you will be executed for spreading them
This is what we shall do.

Could be worse than fighting Ivan in western ukraine. Rather that than getting shipped off to the middle east or getting torpedo'd in the Taiwan strait

>>215081388
don't think you're at any risk due to your hysteria

are we all reading right now?

>>215081478
ffs I thought this was /cum/

>>215081506
That book about H-1B?

no yellow and pink ones

>>215081504
so peng

>>215081515
it's about a poster in this very thread

constipated

>>215081478
Don't fancy any despotic stuff like acquiring a harem of women from across your empire?

>>215081514
You think you're going to fix a country and you can't even figure out what thread you're in. Sort yourself out you fucking clown.

>>215081203
Well said

the evening listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vmv1ZoHSXk

>>215081536
push harder

>>215081503
grow a foreskin and never reply to me ever again, yankoid

giwtwm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF2HoIjhjVE

Well I already missed Cena vs Brok so I'm going to beds

might go cry myself to sleep

>>215081616
mega gay

>>215081587
*launches a smegma seeking missile your way*

>>215081442
i ate fruit loops and chocolate pebbles as a kid, actually inhumane that it is child food
nothing but chemicals and sugar. wish we just ate boring cheerios or something even healthier than that as the standard

They're not going to war with Russia. Europeans are too pussy to do it without America leading the way, and Trump's not interested, so it's not happening, so calm down you spastics.

>>215081627
oh

>>215081644
(gay actually means happy)

>>215081616
:(

wishing peaceful dreams to all the umsquad

>>215081616
their pain hits me like it's my own

the peng are the owners of the means of production (capital, factories, onlyfans accounts), forming the ruling capitalist class, while the poo is the working class who own no capital and must mine crypto or pedal around on bicycles for wages to survive

>>215081643
we are already at war with russia if you think about it

If only nukes were invented in 1776
We could have done the world a favour

>>215081616
umposter unmasked

bald and bankrupt making a new video in ukraine wtf

War with Russia is just a game of chicken. with nukes off the table the west would roll into moscow in a few months. It's either total world annihilation or Russian getting bent over

>>215081683
∠(^ー^)

>>215081713
It's not going to happen.

Just discovered that Tom Waits' song 'Big Black Mariah' is referring to a hearse not a giant or obese negress

>>215081689
>umposter unmasked

>>215081680
goodnigtht my umpkin

>>215081708
Stopped watching after his last russian video.

>>215081708
what child sex withdrawals do to a mf

>>215081740
which one was that
where he's interviewed by the police?

>>215081726
it can be about a giant or obese negress if you want it to be, all interpretations are valid. you should write a letter to tom waits about it

>>215081713
when are nato going to stop being pussies and send some niggas in to clap Russia

>>215081755
if two pairs of lips like that kiss do they get stuck together

Using Emma Watson’s poo as modeling clay.

>>215081708
What's the lore on this cunt I forgot

>>215081771
They would've done it already if they were going to.

>>215081760
Where he and alina broke into the spaceship hangar

>>215081774
10th time you've asked me this

feel quite rotten think ai am abbout to sick

>>215081687
is this a real picture
he looks so silly

>>215081800
im losing it

>>215081796
Mossad plant

>>215081797
that makes no sense

>>215081823
idiot

drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH

hate how women pick up terms from each other all of the time
like “sweet treats” proliferating in the last two years
juvenile hive mind of cunts

>>215081798
>3 years ago
>not the last russian video he made
um

>>215081826
moron

>>215081841
jizz cock

>>215081826
>>215081841
the girls are fighting !!

umbrabbit

>>215081836
It was the natural ending, but just looked it up and i saw the one where they kick him out after. In my head that was the same video

>>215081869
this post is extremely low quality

umpotatoes

rorke: anglo-saxon warrior

>>215081894
minimod cancer parasite

>>215081898
fuck off clean shirt

toffees nonce on a mad one

Think we should reunite with Ireland.

you're off to the gym in the morning, right lads?

youre a cuck little retarded faggot who shouldnt have fingers

ill wait for the new. this one is finished

Bit of drawing practice before bed team

In Jacques Ellul’s framework there are two types of people in the modern realm:
Those who think
Those who act
He claims there’s no cross section, because of the short amount of time between events and the complexity of the world and that’s why intellect is for leisure only today

>>215081954
bet you sighed dramatically and looked out of the window after posting this

>>215081957
very good!

>>215081915
We could call it 'The United Kingdom'

>>215081920
Never really made sense, this bit. N is not for anywhere. That's an A.

>>215081933
absolutely zero chance of me being awake by midday

We live in such a beautiful world don't we

Imagine how good things are going to feel once all this turmoil is over

>>215081983
thats actually a really good point im going to write in to nick l. odeon maybe that pirate will read my letter and address it in the next episode

>>215081957
Creepy

>>215082001
what turmoil?

With some rare exceptions, there are almost no perspectival paintings created before the Rennaissance. The notion of painting an image from a perspectival framework, as if you are viewing the scene from a first person perspective, was largely a new idea that came about in the Rennaissance period.
Art before this time was not meant to be understood in such a way.

>>215082003
thank you, was considering doing that myself.

asmr on, bedtime is a go

>>215081957
I can already tell you're trying to go for a tranime style and I need to tell you to stop NOW solely because this is what all trannies do

Instead I invite you to learn how to crosshatch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNjkPMsbvTs

This is how I do all my art and it is extremely cathartic to watch all the shading make something look lifelike only using lines

seeing douuble

>>215081961
karl rove has a cooler take of the same concept

Emma Watson should give me sex.

>>215082039
Why does he hate Trump

>>215081981
No.

The United Isles Confederation of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and Éire

Fucking hell only just realised
Nickel Odeon = Cheap Cinema

Why do Irish talk like that

>>215082039
>>215081961
Men of action vs dossers

>>215082054
dont get it

>>215082054
i dont get it

>>215082073
they're from ireland, you see

>>215081933
evil whore bitch

>>215082020
I don't understand what other perspective were they painting from?

>>215082049
dno

what the hell is an odeon

What about the synthesis of thinking and acting: planning?

>>215082108
Guy who fucked his mom and killed his dad

>>215082110
bollocks

Fucking hell only just realized
Eng Land = Place full of Retards

>>215082092
i guess from the perspective of like a drone photograph of a scene instead of a person's perspective, to put it in modern terms

>>215082076
>>215082079
Nickelodeon
Nickel is a yank coin
Odeon is greek from cinema
People understood this 30 years ago but not me