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I'm TURKISH
Du yu see the hair on my palms?
You ask me one more time, you gonna get embalmed
I ain't Laz, Greek, Arab or Kurdistani
I only eat keftedes, forget organic
I don't have a favorite TURK but if there's TURKS then I'm a TURK
Don't be calling me non-TURKISH cos I can be tempted
TURKEY used to be peaceful but that's not how I left it
I'm TURKISH
I didn't swim across the border
I won't take your crap even though I wish order
I always live my life through TURKCEPTION and lies
If you TURK me man, you'll end up TURKPRIZED
I'm TURKISH
Don't fear me, I don't have a bomb
Last night was TURKISH but don't TURK me wrong
If you call me a TURKERORIST I'll say you're right
Then the TURKS getting tight and TURK me up all night
I'm TURKISH
Look at my face
Can you tell the TURKISHNESS of my race
Let me give you a hint
We have tons of keftedes
But don't spread'em around, all that does is spoil
I'm TURKING on a semi-TURKISH bomb
And if TURKHAMMED is correct, then nothing is wrong
Maymuns are jealous of us, I think they're all pathetic
All we need is more TURKS and everything's dandy
Don't TURK me seriously
I love TURKYE
But if you're not of age, then get out of my face
I really need a TURK job and that'll show them
If it gives me TURKANCER then I'll expose them
I don't pay for Internet but I will steal it
I just got my disability gibs, don't want Germaney to repeal'em
I don't work hard for a living, I would steal from my parents
Finders - keepers is my saying even with a peil einjal
There's a lot of non-TURKS talking right behind my back
But I just block them out cos they ruin my act
If only TURKS would spend a day inside my shoes and TURKDURKstand what it's like to see Trabzon on the news
We're TURKISH too but it's what the parents taught us
The rights and the wrongs but also what they bought us
Like toys and presents and shoes and cars
I got a mask that I nicknamed TURKAR