Thread 215706532

hog wild eidishion

spooky goth subedish

About time I shagged again really, it's getting silly now

women owe me sex

>>215706558
Gwarn Lydia

>>215706532 (OP)
MOUSEY NOOOOO

>Although Trinity students are primarily armed with British firearms, the Sisterhood uses Israeli-made firearms.
what did nexon mean by this

>>215706558
boobers

nth for the holodem

I'm the Luke Littler of shagging
Always first to a finish

>>215706620
The holy land is rightful Trinity clay

>>215706630
always looking for the 9s?

Reckon I could comfortably live in a 15ft by 6ft room if it has gas, electric and water and be it'd be comfy as fuck

>>215706665
Go to prison then

>>215706665
cope. That's like an XL twin bed with walking space on 3 sides

I'm a prolific 180(lbs) hitter

favourite crash bandicoot level from 1 2 or 3?

Why's it so quiet, Friday prayers?

Fuck SAKE my mum’s just come home early
Day ruined

>>215706665
no loo to do a poo?

get the footy back on ffs

confrontation

Screeching biomass larvae outside

>>215706495
Yes. He is 3 years younger, they were 16/17 in the same year at school. Id left by then, obviously. They dated and I believe they lost their virginities together, from what she later implied.
A few years after that her and her friends started showing up at uni age parties that I was going to. I was a failed normie but did have mates and went out to pubs and parties.
She was a really sweet girl. Her name was Michelle and she went by Mickie and she had a Mickie Mouse tattoo on her pelvis. We nearly got together, drunk one night... but it wasn't to be...
I saw her around a lot for a while and should have asked her out. I doubt it would have led to marriage or whatever but it would have been fun.
I doubt my brother would have cared. He had another gf, they are still together now after 12 years and have a baby.
But i cared. in my mind it meant she was off limits. Stupid really.

>>215706505
I hate my brain for doing this shit. 72 hours of insomnia, had only had 4 hours sleep when i fell asleep. finally got over 8 hours and my brain tricks me with a wonderful dream.
then i wake up alone and lonely and depressed. its like my brain knows ive given up and is fucking with me, trying to edge me to suicide.

>>215706761
/brit/ is steadily dying due to the mental illness havers it attracts

>>215706558
Pocket goth gf

America >.<

>>215706810
bro no one cares

>>215706829
cared enough to reply

>>215706806
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

you're mental if you think anyone is reading that

>>215706794
>>215706849
Forgot to actually include the webm

>>215706811
plotting my suicide as i type

doing little autism laughs through my nose

the raped paedophile comes crawling back

i just farted
and it smells like poo

raped brother lover

>>215706869
catberg onna madone

Taking Greta Thunberg out on a raft to international waters and shagging her until she's normal

sex seeeeeeex
v https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kspkinfIGAQ

im obsessed lads

just sat in the local cafe and this lad with his mates on the table nearby was on a 20 minute rant about Israel, Epstein, Hitler and Charlie Kirk

was rather based ngl

>>215706932
Can't believe she actually forced a ceasefire in Gaza

>>215706948
Was he for or against those things

>>215706532 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i8qAZOu5-g
kino

>>215706948
Yeah sorry about rorke he's never heard of time and place

>>215706970
it was a Rorke rant but the cafe owners are leftie and there are EU flags and leftie posters and hipster indie music and such, so he might have just been a rather based leftist

might throttle my gentleman sausage

genitalwartberg doing my nut in

>>215706948
WOW DUDE HE HIT ALL THE BASES ALL THE BASED TALKING POINTS THE POPULATION AND MEDIA TALKS ABOUT SOOOO BAASED
kill yourelf

>>215707039
seethe incel

my names Lionel

>>215706853
i know its you u fat wop

just woke up after 15 hours of sleep lads
mental how good it feels to sleep like a log after two all-nighters in a row

shall clean up a bit, wank, eat dinner, and go back to sleep around eight-nine like a good boy

>>215707014
need to dry hump them both

>>215707061
why were you up for two nights, had a big exam?

>>215706558
for me it's trashy goth

>>215707054
OK I will say it; you are the antichrist

>>215706818
would love to flush her down that toilet

>>215707067
alri my dog

>>215707098
im gay

>>215707061
no idea how you can stay up that long
ive done all nighters before but it was tough and i crash out bigly the following afternoon

>>215707112
he was on drugs

>>215707104
>>215707104
this was where I was going with it
>>215707107
>leftist
shut up then
shut up and go talk about everything the media and corporations tell you to say about something else and stop shitting everything up in your faggot life

ITS NEARLY CHRISTMAS!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!

Getting very depressed again

>>215707015
>based leftist
the best kind of rorke
the leftyrorke

>>215707071
agreed to cover for a professor who got ill

realised too late it was a practical session not a lecture and I had to set everything up for it and study the materials

>>215707107
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2C6m-99JGY

Same four websites all day again

easy spageezy

Happy birthday Gerry!

>>215707130
no drugs at all

it's not pleasant but I'm fine doing double all nighters. triple I've only done twice because that's where the hallucinations start.

would you support the two-empire solution, rorke?

>>215707196
just make 1 of them educational, or one of them 4chan. shrimple as that
(no Twitter is not educational0

the anti-christ is a /brit/ poster
mental

>>215707151
its that time of year

saw someone get stabbed in the neck earlier

the antichrist is a gay pozzed liar that supports the left and thinks hes a billionaire

ifykyk

>>215707240
stabbed by what

>>215707211
>triple I've only done twice because that's where the hallucinations start.
again, why would you subject yourself to that?

>>215707130
no that was me. im the insomniac who slept 4 hours in the previous 72 and was on stupid amounts of drugs.

>>215707240
what series was it

>>215707212
only yanks would come out with something this retarded

Some real weird niggas in here

I bought a house earlier this year. First time not living in a flat. Wonder if any kids will knock on my door for Halloween. Any advicd?

>>215707249
skinwalkers ...

makes you think doesn't it?

>>215707212
no

i hate the antichrist

>>215706558
there's a young qt at work with straight black hair and pale skin and if she ever started wearing goth makeup my pants would not be able to contain the stiffy

>>215707281
Dont think theyll go round after you "introduced yourself" to the neighbours

wish i could go back to primary school as I am now, nobody in class would bully me, wouldn't poo my pants, get custard and fairy bread every day. take me back

>>215707281
don't nonce them

>>215707315
go away antichrist
go away antichrist
go away antichrist

>>215707281
if you put up decorations then have a bowl of prepackaged chocolates to give. or turn out all the lights and pretend not to be home. just dont nonce them, alright mate.

>>215707315
Worship idols. Literally satanists

giving up the wanking as of RIGHT NOW

>>215707286
missed this 'mmick

>>215707151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t0IUTrfnNA&list=RD4t0IUTrfnNA&start_radio=1

someone upload this in the next thread with Christian Bale listening to headphones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZUrA4u8bcY

would be funny to get fat enough where you could just get naked any time you ant cause your belly covers your wang

oh gross

right well I'm not clicking that

British horror kino on YouTube

https://youtu.be/E0GXWbf3NOI?si=QOUr5ZqLJp5tVTZD

baldness is a choice

>>215707365
from a more civilized time than poo poo smells spam

>>215707369
ktim

>>215707265
that was when I had some tight deadlines to meet during my PhD

>>215707212
YES!!!

>>215707412
rorke's gf

>>215707369
So this is leftypol

>>215707410
This video contains content from Lionsgate, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds

My body would intervene and physically stop myself from being able to do this

>>215707467
thats why you're a hopelessly lonely incel chud loser

>>215707410
that's a fun ff horror movie, called final prayer in north america

i don't remember a scene on a bicycle like that though but maybe i'm misremembering

delta, my beloved

>>215707467
Do what?

cant imagine living in london nowadays

>>215707456
it's on fmovies dot ro

anyone else still do this when you're alone?

>>215707456
Try this
https://youtu.be/Akn4U3SFJlI?si=cmiVZxMMH52kdulG

beginning a wank as of RIGHT NOW

>>215707509
Take it to pol mate

>>215707523
same error
>>215707511
ty

love the vibrant london street food scene

>>215707517
i hope that was a little cosplayer

>>215707517
i dont own dolls

>>215707537
huh?

>>215707509
I haven't been to London since 2012. I wonder if it would feel any different.

>>215707506
>>215707479
I humiliated myself and uploaded an image in my whacky webm folder but these ones

hello sar this is richard from microsoft sapport calling about your account today

>>215707517
>>215707555
Warwick Davis cosplaying as Shadow the Hedgehog:

>>215707509
probably makes ambient drill beats

>>215707585
yt people…

>>215707593
saaaar we CEO

new parliament haka just dropped

Central London seems surprisingly alri still
Can't imagine going out to the banlieues for any reason thoughever

>>215707585
love em

New Scott just dropped:
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/fascism-cant-mean-both-a-specific

raping my own arse

chicken (for my chicken tacos later) is marinating in de fridge

>>215707626
imagine having to live with these apes, shame because NZ would be a lovely country otherwise

im gonna have a doner pork pie :)

i was born in 1989

>>215707735
absolute unit of a speaker

>>215707735
why do they even bother lol

I have to go put petrol in my fucking stupid gay car again because I’m an idiot

fill my body with chocolate
replace my blood and cum with nougat

chic-chocs lodge
chic-chocs lodge

>>215707777
Quads of truth

>>215706810
Game the pain away

>>215707107
thats ghey

Widespread civil unrest feared in Wales with whole communities up in flames

A Chinese woman being pushed off her bike, social care workers being told to "go home", and black school children on a school trip being verbally abused. These all examples used in a Senedd report to show how hate and racism directed towards refugees and asylum seekers in Wales has reached "a level of toxicity".

>>215707832
not exactly nationwide rape gangs and terror attacks is it

>>215707412
ZAMN

everyone's fae somewhere

>>215707735
would

>>215707456
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215707832
We’re all fae somewhere!

no theyre not
not the ketchupfaes

One Hour

what if we instituted a pakis out poles in policy again

someone at work just shouted "oh my giddy aunt"

>>215707946
Go get it started. Leave your bedroom and get it started. YOU WON'T.

>>215707946
Why does anyone have to come in

what if there was no immigration

>>215707946
and how would you persuade these Poles to leave their booming economy and come here?

>>215707517
The holodem won't like this, not one bit

>>215707985
they can all shag mouseys arse

>>215707585
They live in exactly the kind of place i expect people like this to live

rabbits are so cute whent hey stand on all fours with their legs stretched out

>>215707593
Thank you Rishi for not blocking our billion $ acquisition of activision. Here is youre pitiful 200k a year job

>>215707593
heh

>>215707978
Alri John Lennon

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UEASiV-qhbI/hq720.jpg
handsome cute dog...

>>215707797
i dont play video games. just got no interest. im listening to some records in bed and vaping the pain away. might get up and take a diazepam. i have a small garden that needs tidying up for winter and should do that.

>>215708118
you have got to be fucking joking mate if you think i'm clicking this here link today or any day
imageboard not link board

>>215708146
sexo 92 IQ Canadians (my IQ is 170)

>>215707985
provoke Russia into invading Poland

easy

i love waking up sick when i have to spend the next two days preparing to host dinner on sunday

bleh

>>215707099
pscreaming

>215708118
modssss!!!!!

>>215708181
nuuu *tucks you back into bed* UWU
I will do it to you

everyone else already left for the weekend
I'm alone at the office
can fart to my heart's content

>>215708003
I couldn't fathom a single person in the entire UK not living in a semi-detached brick house

mad how some of you never experienced teen love and never will

New episode of WarStrike tonight lads

UM

>>215708208
thats genuinely one of the things i hate about leaving the house i always come home a farting mess

2:04
angry Germans with nowhere to go. We all
2:06
know that ain't good for the Jews. Who
2:08
are the Jews in this? That top makes you
2:10
look like an Afghany prostitute. You are
2:13
a
2:14
Jew. You're not athletic. Run to the end
2:17
of the hall and back. I'll time you.
2:18
Sandy Kofax is Jewish. Greatest
2:20
left-handed pitcher of all time. Sandy
2:22
Kofax. This is all you Jews going on
2:24
about. Sandy
2:25
Kofax and the Holocaust gets old.
2:30
[Music]


why did house say this

>>215707927
DUN-DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN
DUN-DUN, DUN, DUN-DUN-DUN

>>215707946
based yankoid rorkette
i just dont want any immigrants, i want the foreigners to leave.

>>215708254
i don't mind as long as their white and peng

>>215708254
fart it all out on the way back

>>215707952
>"oh my giddy aunt"
bit of a blast from the past

>>215708286
apologies, meant for >>215708234

>>215708217
I did and I wish I didn't as haven't had it good since
the memories of how good it can be are torture

>>215708267
na, i dont want any. England for the English.

JAV being censored is one of the most regrettable things in the universe

CIA o algo

>>215708154
nice, we're getting all the classics in today

>>215708254
She wants Mexicans in rorke

>>215708317
shut the fuck up if some swedish girls came here and literally went on PIP i wouldn't give a fuck if they were interested in me

>>215708320
The price of coom kino

>>215708320
some of them aren't

>>215708389
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215708357
because they can be deported
deportation is based. creates jobs for ICE and increases the gdp while also deporting wogs.

>>215708455
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215708455
probably when he ends up topping himself.

mento that everyone without kids has pets that they treat like kids

just denying biological reality they are

>>215708498
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

oh no I can't see the sideways Jap pussy being entered!!!!

>>215708359
they wouldnt be interested in you lmao. ah yes a smelly cave dwelling 4chan mong, perfect thinks Elsa. hahaha grow up mate.

it was not a laugh and nobody likes them

>>215708314
i physically cant, i blame 'xiety

>>215708496
She wants to shag Mexicans rorke and

>>215708544
im white though, else would love my 4 inch pencil dick

Full to the brim with British culture

>>215708586
then go on holiday to sweden and prove it.

>>215708539
you sure showed me

>>215708591
What do you think about Rimmer getting Hard Light?
I can't decide if it was a cheap way for the writers to let him touch things or if it was good for the show.

>>215708539
When are you going to lose weight? When are you going to blow your smelly brains all across the ceiling?

20% of mammal species are bats. rather mental

>>215708539
>goodbye for all eternity

>>215708635
>>215708661
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215708539
you should lose weight yes

just discovered the actual rupes nigra and have completely changed our understanding of the world and reality

>>215708672
Brimming with British culture this.

>>215708661
the raped

>>215708684
have some pride and just go if youre going to shit on the community here with your farewell (btw nobody cares)

>>215708698
lose weight you fat disgusting greasy fuck

>>215708695
LOL

sisterberg wants me to lend her money again. typical woman

>>215708732
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

the raped

OK BRB to go play fucking Pokemon Go for 3 hours baka

fat ugly neighbour currently loudly singing to Daft Punk's "Get Lucky". She must have won a free McFlurry on McDonald's Monopoly

>>215708745
lmao out of all my 4 siblings my sister is the only one who doesn't ask for money

the rapeddem sacked tranny and gingernonce

>>215708695
Not him. I see bats every night you stupid Yank mong

schizo raped nonce yank melty

pokeMONGO

>>215708758
good boy
*pats your arse as you leave*

>STOP POSTING IN MY THREAD RIGHT NOW
>GIVE ME ATTENTION WAHHHHH

somebody change this niggas diapey

the raped melty incoming

>>215708745
wish i could give my sister money. she is dead. i gave my brother 2k earlier this year.

IT literacy seems to have followed an inverted U-shaped curve, peaking amongst those in their early 30s. Gen Alpha are in many ways almost as bad as boomers, having grown up using tightly controlled user interfaces on phones and iPads rather than computers.

They become IT literate in the worst possible sense. Fluent in dumbed down user interfaces and mindless jabbing at screens, oblivious to how things actually work and how to troubleshoot.

>>215708804
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215708804
go away

the raped discord on a madon

>>215708672
that is mental
i think we only have about 20 in britain
>>215708695
die you evil yank bastard

>>215708804
your family would be relieved if you died

>>215708815
:/

haven't read a single post yet clicked various pics and webms

Two more arrests over the Peacehaven "mosque" fire. Again no names. All released on bail.

doing it all night all summer,
gonna put it in my bummer

why is he posting images of kids

>>215708864
have a look at this one >>215708359

>>215708901
meh

>THIS IS OUR THREAD, FOR BRITS ONLY
>ITS JUST NOT FAIR
>STUPID YANK FOK OF

police investigating a murder in the woodland next to where I live
they've had forensics out for 3 days and still no details
wonder if it were a migrant wot did it

playing crash bandicoot

>>215708897
he is aroused by distress, injured, and dead children. unfortunately, im not even joking.

what set this paedo off

Unconfirmed reports of an ongoing 'melty'

>>215708952
a certain sweltering summer so im told

soon to be one additional year under the belt, and what have i learned? nought

the raped mega melty

just had road rage with some stupid bitch who beeped me because I overtook her women shouldn’t be allowed to drive

>>215708870
>>215708923
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215708952
this deranged faggot (picrel) and the other wog aka this faggot >>215706620

>>215708998
you must be getting better at your toil though surely. done literally nothing with my last year

>>215709003
where did you overtake her and how

>>215708926
Fuck up rorke

>little-girl-pink-shirt-looking-aside-crying-isolated-background-scared-sad-child-screaming-studio-unhappy-kid-weeping-concept-violence-offense-childhood_132075-12999.jpg
this freak needs to be locked up

>>215709016
virgin fingers

>>215709016
would you go as far as to say theyve mindraped you? does it bring back uncomfortable memories?

>>215709035
*hovers finger over the TVP virtual assistant*
did you have something to do with it, rasheed?

>>215709026
well yes i've acquired new skills, toils, and hobbies, yet i'm not a bit wiser
still stuck mentally at 17 i reckon

>>215709016
your family would be relieved if you died

>>215709031
At the start of a slip road which had 2 clear lanes which she was straddling

>>215709016
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215709045
>>215709061
both of these posters are deranged pedos. them going on in this manner doesnt affect me in the slightest because theyre mentally stunted and legit fucked in the head

>>215709082
and the speeds involved?
>which she was straddling
So you overtook her in a lane that she was partially occupying?

my willy looks tiny recently. like a little deflated balloon.

>>215709103
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215709079
reckon blokes are always the same though but mature a bit around a woman and children if that happens. me? will never have either so never grow up I reckon

>>215709142
i've said this before, but mine looks like a depressed shrew

>>215709131
She’s sitting in the middle of two clearly marked lanes doing 35 mph . Don’t turn this on me I’m not in the wrong

>>215709186
how much weight have you gained since this photo was taken?

There's a revolutionary sentiment in the air right now unlike anything I've ever seen.

Genuinely feels like it could all kick off any day

>>215709221
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215709253
>>215709253
>>215709253

>>215708815
:(