Thread 215711960

5 O'clock somwhere (here) edition

Co-op: visited.
Charity man at the door: fucked off.
BBQ pulled pork: purchased.
Reduced cheesy rolls: clapped.
Bread: restocked.
Home: returned to.
Oven: on.

>>215711960 (OP)
steam coming out of rasheeds ears

Janny loves me

raping myself to completion

boys ;)

two packets of buldak carbonara for dinnerton

>>215711974
>Co-Op
Alri Tarquin

>>215711974
really not hard to make your own pulled pork, which will be a million times better than whatever grim slop you purchase

>>215712009
looks like my arse
bit embarrassing to walk around looking so shaggable

>>215712009
love them

>>215712027
Lol shut the fuck up cookingmong

>>215712055
can you post it

fat ugly neighbour just screamed randomly. She must have accidentally taken a bite out of some lettuce that was on one of her 15 daily Big Macs

>>215712075
melty

Diego's having a laugh now. We all know he's still around and just isn't namefagging.
Give it up Deegs! You cunt!

>>215712055
imagine this hand giving your cheeks a squeeze

>>215712027
not really? it would be pretty much the same ingredients and the same outcome, it would just take longer

i'm never going to shag so i might as well get fat and stop shaving and getting a haircut

now watching

>>215712096
would be very peng were it not for the fact that under those panties is a cock, bollocks and a pooey mans arsehole

>>215712105
if you genuinely think that, then you must be a really fucking shit cook. i feel sorry for you

>>215712149
you're gay mate

WW3 by new year

*rolls into /brit*

making sandcastles out of poo

>>215712190
Trump out here ending all the wars bro, doomers on the ropes

>>215712163
Better cook than you, and I'm considerably more intelligent

>>215712243
based on the facts presented thus far, that seems very unlikely

time to waste another weekend, le sigh

>>215712027
what recipe would you use mate x

pulling my own pork

just seen two legal 18 year old of age girls

Sir Chad Warden

>>215712281
probably wouldnt use one in particular.

why would someone become a tranny unless they want to be bummed? that's what i don't understand. do they want another man to bum them?

>>215712307
fake cookingmomg

crusty jugglers

only pork I'll waste hours pulling is my own and that's that.

>>215712348
authentic homosexual incel

>>215712096
>>215712009
erm... who? x

It occurred to me the other day we don't hear anything about Ireland, does it still exist? France is in the news more than the Republic of Ireland, I have no idea what happens there.

not hard to cook pork and then tear it apart is it

gymtoil complete

what a long horrid week

>>215712429
No but it takes longer as has already been established

>>215712009
>shit at squats
>start doing the hip thrust machine at the gym which only women do
>weights on it go up a lot
>arse is getting bigger and rounder
>squats are still shit
Not sure whether to stop

got my nephew a job lads.

I am the nepotism now.

>>215712405
read about what the british empire did to them in the past just recently, mental that

>>215712405
None of yer feckin business

>>215712436
what a long horrid year

>>215712429
perhaps, but it is haram.

imagine having an identical twin that gets done for noncing and his mug gets posted everywhere
you'd have to get facial surgery wouldn't you

>>215712404
femboyblush

>>215712405
Nothing really happens there, it's just a satellite state of the EU

>>215712452
Are you under 22? Then its ok

only thing that goes up my arse is poo simple as

she's thinking of oiled bantu batons swinging between the legs of fresh off the boat bicycle men

>>215712457
I didn't mean norn iron, we hear about you lot occasionally when someone finds a bomb under their car or there's a riot.

>>215712500
hmm his bollocks are a bit too droopy for my liking

>>215712491
need a facial regardless *unzips your trousers*

Kevin McCloud raping your arse for making a brick and mortar 2 bedroom house

>>215712317
most trannnies are lesbian. they like other women, especially ones on the younger side.

;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voApV5tyHSM

um

>>215712317
most of them top and bottom

>>215712586
show your data

drooping a bollock

>>215712317
>>215712586
The grim fat ugly manly trannies are just men with a fetish. The fit trannies are gay men.

>>215712193
I couldn't imagine being that fat. To everybody else it is just a silly sight and it passes by, but he actually goes home and experiences it first hand everyday.

>But it was Millie, his 13-year-old daughter, who gave voice to the awful question hanging in the misty air. “Why did you feel that way?” she wept. “Why didn’t you reach out about how you felt?”
got me crying this, Hatton was certainly a suicide now for sure RIP Ricky

might watch an inbetweeners movie
which one is better?

>>215712599
i was built like this for a while but had a smaller butt

>>215712599
timmy that's not normal

>>215712632
what do you reckon his arsehole smells like?

>>215712638
Never heard of him

>>215712638
Literally who

>>215712638
Sounds like he needed Jesus

>>215712647
Inbetweeners 3: Rorke's Drift

>>215712667
get the drinks in and tease the lads with some pics later x

my co-op banned the drunk man that comes in to shoplift again
actually he doesn't shoplift much these days but he does enjoy coming in for some of the old staff harassment before being booted out
he'll be back in a couple weeks I'm sure

do you reckon fat people have better sex because there's more of them to feel the cumming sensation

lads
my money's getting out of hand like
do any of you have accountants?

can't believe 190 actually posted on /sp/ yesterday
magical moment

>>215712595
i wonder if domestic cats are friendlier to all other mammals. like theyve learned from having a relationship with humans that other species are nice and not a always a threat. just cant imagine a feral cat treating a lamb the same way in the wild
obviously doesnt apply to animals small enough to be prey though

>>215712749
I don't think they can achieve arousal unless they see a big ham

>>215712774
why don't you think about something proper like shagging fannies or getting the pints in
this is why you're a virgin

>>215712749
your willard is smaller when you're fat because part of the shaft is hidden by your pubic fat layer

another miserable day of my dogshit incel life

kill myself

>>215712749
lost my virg to a slightly larger size 22/24 girl in uni to get it over with
she had sex wedges to position her body on to make it more comfortable

well that's rorke been done

another beautiful day in my shagadelic life, YEAH BABY

i had sex with my great grandfather

>>215712867
how was it for you

>>215712749
nothing physical is better for a fat person

>>215712867
>slightly larger

>>215712890
i was pretty steaming then felt shame in the morning but went back a few times to do the deed again for a few months when i had a dose of the horn

*walks into the thread with a hat made of poo*
alri

Magnets and Elements

>>215712888
you did the nasty in the pasty

>>215712149
poof

typed a wrong formula in google sheets and it says nUM!

>>215712982
>>215712982
>>215712982
it was twenty minutes ago

shagging the pints and getting the fannies in

need to save her from small oriental cock

>>215712867
grim

bought one bottle of wine for this weekend but i should have bought two

just decided to start giving people three (you)s as a new dogshit gimmick

>>215713015
imagine getting that much jew ink on your body

Do you guys like my bunny rabbit

women farts sweaty stinky sports socks hairy armpits

>>215712814
dont see how thinking about shagging fannies more would make me not a virgin. i think i think about it enough as it is

something

>>215713032
>weekend
i'll be having two bottles tonight

>>215713061
Brick Fuentes over here

>>215712867
>slightly larger
>size 22/24

that's not slightly

>>215713061
dick pooentes AKA pooey dick

new haka just dropped

>>215713061
looks tasty

dressing up as a duck and going for a swim in the pond in hopes of scoring some free bread from passers by

>>215713061
nice paedostache

Eaten about 20 eggs this week x

>>215713150
and how have your farts and poos been?

Reminder this is a WHITES only thread

>>215713150
ktim in April

>>215713061
Zesty

>>215713141
*shoves a baguette up your arse*

>>215713150
just the 10 for me

>>215713186
>spanish & portuguese
>white

>>215713150
egg boy
mr egg man
amateur egg regarder

The latest Red List of endangered species worldwide lists no fewer than 48,646 species which are now facing extinction. This is higher than at any time in human history.

Hold me noww
I’m 6 feet from the edge and I’m tweakin

got over 1200 hours on eu iv

>>215713186
>Andalusian
t. Muhammad al-Hispana

>>215713247
planet earth on the ropes

been gone for months and came back and you lot are posting identical drivel to when I left, and also 10 years prior to that
didn't expect much else but here we are again, you really never do leave this place

>>215713247
With the White Man holding the #1 position I assume?

might do enchiladas for tea

>>215713274
tbf there was much less discussion of black penis 10 years ago and possibly less tranny talk

poo

>>215713289
from an old el paso kit?
i did nachos last night with beans in them and have been farting up a storm all day

got a shift with the young qt goth girl tomorrow

>>215713190
They might even be brothers!

>>215713247
>This is higher than at any time in human history.
well this is clearly false. i doubt Grug in 100,000bce was keeping track

>>215713274
nah 10 years ago was different

but it's been the same here since covid

>>215713186
Yeah, piss off wogboy!

black pussy CHANGED rorke

I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my question is, okay chatGPT? I'm the one who asked it, I know how good it is.

>>215713342
no although the tortilla wraps will come from a pack

>>215713366
Northumbrian BVLL

>>215713396
Great reference.

>>215713289
>>215713402
chicken tacos (soft-shell) for me tonight. the chicken is currently marinating in de fridge.

Your eye colour and political ideology?

A60
National Socialist

also had some tortilla wraps with peanut butter in them. was going to post them because it looked like poo but it looked so much like poo I was worried the janny would think it was actual poo and ban me

>>215713426
much poo in the marinade?

>>215713446
T50
plutocratic technocracy

These white chocolate digestives are a disappointment, white chocolate spread far too thin messed up the sweetness too also a smaller biscuit base

what is the sexiest accent of the British Isles? my vote is for welsh

>>215713469
the marinade is 100% poo

>>215713446
A10
radical meritocrat

>>215713446
D60
don't know x

some snack lads were talking about scranning kinder this week so ended up buying two packets of the mini chocolate bars in tesco

What colour were Hitler's eyes?

A50 I reckon

why would a trans group attack a feminist group

had a dream where I looked in a mirror and saw myself as a peng woman and got hard

bought unsalted peanuts with the idea that i could salt them myself if i wanted but it's not the same

>>215713524
>why would mentally ill and confused homosexuals do unhinged thing
no idea mate

I AM THE MAN KNOWN AS CLONG

>>215713446
D40

>>215713542
They aren't homosexuals

ive got some pork you can pull

remember those crisps with the cheeky salt packet inside them you salted yourself?

>>215713557
trannies are just confused homosexuals

>>215713446
A40 but my hair is black.

>>215713274
still came back though yeah?

>>215713493
>the Welsh accent (singular)

they've been protesting

>>215713459
back in the day we could post actual images of poo without getting banned, these days janny is all over it like a rash, it's woke gone mad

reading the works of Bophades

What happened to commiemong? Just completely vanished.

I'm tired of streets smelling like vape juice

>>215713529
corrr

>>215713584
don't care enough about Wales to familiarise myself with its specific regional accents x

>>215713583
...yh

already getting dark

>>215713618
he is now nazimong. keep up you imbecile

gamer pride
world wide

>>215713524
trans "rights" (see: privileges) and women's "rights" (see: privileges) are mutually exclusive
it can't be a trans persons "right" to use the womens bogs and locker rooms, and simultaneously a womans "right" to have women only bogs and locker rooms without men in them
because a lot of trans women don't pass, so they still look like men

I hear you're a nazi now mong

got the kayo dot on

>>215713660
I'm off for a dark swim at the lido gonna be kino

>>215713524
because many of the people at this conference are openly transphobic

>>215713660
:>)

HELLO EVERYBODYY and welcome to That's Football and right now Liverpool I think they need to all be lined up outside my youtube studio which is my house so I can have sex with all of them of course by sex I mean them raping me

>>215713524
Because transgenderism is a misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
Anybody with a functioning brain can see this.

>>215713726
why would they be transphobic?

might have a go on one of those small boats
looks a laugh

fantasize about committing suicide often
not extremely depressed or anything, just find imagining my head getting pulped after falling from a great height and everything instantly going dark and quiet forever very relaxing
puts me at ease knowing that's always an option
not sure if this is a healthy coping mechanism

>>215713752
you can't rationalise bigotry they're just nasty evil people

why do trannies have to look like women

>>215712193
must be some serious counterweight in that chair to stop him tumbling forward and rolling away

If the Romans had finished off the jews, we would be living in paradise

>>215713752
because they're not psychotic lol

mums got an sms from the policlinic invinting ME for a medical examination of my reproductive system

>>215713759
i just get steaming and wank to shemales then listen to pretty girl asmr after my post coom shame fades imagining i have female contact

>>215713759
Happiest Welshman.

>>215713771
because when they don't, they look like uncanny ghouls

pic related, leftypol's strongest soldiers

are you respected by your colleagues?

>>215713769
let me try this a different way
if i asked them why they're transphobic, what do you expect they'd say?

Alright I've caught up with the darts why was that lad upset with Gerwyn Price earlier

>>215713791
you need privacy for that
I can imagine my gruesome yet instant death a dozen times a day, whenever I need to force a smile at work

who'd have thought that fellas like this could turn violent when challenged about their behaviour

>>215713823
Greatly

peng latina wank looms

>>215713791
kino evening ngl

>>215713835
depends on the person
if you asked julie bindel she'd probably tell you because she'd love to watch all trans people die

>>215713823
respected and feared
none can fart as loud and smelly as I

finally collected all the pakistani sonic toys

Good evening to my fellow British folk comrades and National Socialists.

>>215713892
least unhinged troon

>>215713446
D60
racist communist anti-fascist

>>215713904
then you know what you must do

>>215713916
i'm not trans i'm just not a nasty person

Get the trans lads some actual help instead of indulging their insane delusions

>>215713902
I'm notorious for farting at toil as I make no attempt to hold them in whatsoever
Obviously this reduces my chances of a workplace romance to near zero but it's a worthwhile price for the laughs

I'm arachnophobic because I secretly want to fuck spiders.

cba to do any lifting today. Might just crunches, bicycle crunches, plank and such.

>>215713942
ah the 'it's called being a decent person sweetie' crowd in between bouts of celebrating charlie kirk's murder and praying the same for jk rowling

got it

>>215713950
nasty

why is it always
>hey, where is my favourite dogshit spammer? haven't seen him in a while :)
and then he appears like 10 posts later

>>215713942
You're defending the intimidation of women who just want to talk about issues they care about, and the vandalism of the venues in which they go to assemble.
You are a violent misogynist.

>>215713980
i've neither celebrated charlie kirk's murder nor prayed for jk rowling's so you've embarrassed yourself here

>Aotearoa New Zealand
That's that channel blocked then

>>215713950
good lad, every workplace needs at least one notorious farter for comic relief

>>215713980
do brits really care about shit that happens in the US that much

>>215713947
They don't want help. They only want people to play along with their silly game of dolly dress-up

>>215714012
Don't speak for me.

>>215713980
Yes, I have done those things

>>215713961
cor imagine how tight a spider's minge must be

The feminist lads did have it coming a bit though didn't they really, quite funny

>>215714032
the mental ones do
mostly not though

>>215713446
D20
anarchist

>>215713952
>>215714026
>>215714044
proof that these aren't made up by rightoids?

Steamed Slugs and Dandelions for tea x

>>215713947
that's not happening bruv
the modern web is a trans-ing hyperengine

short of having them throw away all their internet devices, there is little that individual activity can do to stop them

>>215714012
>i'm just going to pretend that this isn't representative of the troon community
ok mong

>>215714052
kek

>>215713892
pretending all people who disagree with you are cartoon villain npcs with no reasoning or humanity makes you look insane
assuming your incredibly unlikely claim is true
why would she like to watch all trans people die?
if i asked her why, what would she say?
try to imagine her trying to give a reason that doesn't make her look like a one dimensional monster

first mince pie of the year down the hatch

Sir Hearts of Iron

might play rimworld but my favourite save is smack in the middle of a raid that threatens to end it all and I'm too worried about it to find out what happens

>>215714116
it lush

Wasn't going to get on the cans because I'm meant to be going out tomorrow but might get on the cans anyway

>>215714032
are we not allowed to talk about high-profile murders that happen in the states anymore
dumb hue

>>215714149
my first vodka has been poured
it might be time
it almost certainly is the time

you lot are obsessed with trannies beyond the point of delusion
grow up

>>215714116
It's October you freak

glod

Why would you have so many weird tranny images

you lot are obsessed with trannies

>>215714134
that's what you get for not playing on dev mode with cheat mods and building a godmode power fantasy
that said i respect you for playing it honestly
can you not load a save from before it kicked off and prepare for the raid a bit better?

>>215714179
>>215714149
on the ginberg myself

>>215714196
just the one obsessed freak, actually

>>215714197
I make my own rules

>>215714196
it's just heathermong

>>215714218
>only one person opposes me
least schizo tranny kek
can't even check post times

(he will still call this country 'TERF Island' though)

Mad how I was vaguely pro-trans until I found out what they were actually like

>>215714251
>can't even check post times
im on the booze mate and enjoying my evening
not running the thread through your crime scene inceligation tools

looking at these trannies is making me sick

>>215714214
I don't use dev mode but I do make regular saves, even still I think the save I have now is mid way through so it might be over already, godmode is fun for making ridiculous scenarios and playing them out but a bit dull as a means of playing the game ordinarily

>>215714261
So THIS is leftypol

Bobs Burgers is shite how is that still going

I'll call people whatever they want to be called and be nice to them as i would anyone else but obviously they will never be a different gender than what they were born as

>>215714282
ok retard

Finished Pokemon Renegade Platinum lads x

>>215714312
Seen a few episodes with the exgf, thought it was alright in a gentle inoffensive way

>>215714312
it was good but then they made every episode a musical

I only support trannies because it undermines the feminist movement

odds i hang up the washing
evens i have another glass of merlot

>>215714321
Sorry mate that makes you a literal Nazi who needs shooting

>>215714356
state of those pita bread chebs

im poogender

>>215714256
I remember defending Muslims to someone in class who said they were afraid of them in year 9

still makes me cringe

>>215714353
gigabased

>>215714356
love zooey <3

>>215714312
It's alright
The art style is fucking atrocious though

>>215714335
you collected every pokemon in the national dex?

>>215714335
any good?

>>215714388
fucked that one up didn't you, gimp

>>215714134
love Rimworld but hate the event pool-based model of randomness they use

e.g. if you make peace with most factions, that doesn't actually affect the frequency of raids at all. you get raided at the same rate, but only by the smaller pool of available attackers

shatters the illusion of there being an outside world that makes sense instead of just a guy pulling available cards from a deck at set intervals

>>215714409
no you're just thick

>>215714414
shut the fuck up

Right, that's trannies done. Anybody got any thoughts on immigrants?

>>215714414
yeah?

>>215714437
get them aborted

>>215714437
Love em

>>215714430
>yank can't understand a /brit/ gimmick
>confidently speaks on it regardless
kek

>>215714295
i play it with loads of androids
you can get a component that makes them not count as colonists, so when you're raided the size of the raid is only based on your 6-7 human colonists and not the 50+ androids you've got, 20 of which are combat droids
yes the colonist icon bar at the top can get cluttered but you can actually switch off androids until you need them, and they disappear off that icon bar if you do that
it's so cheesy but i love it
my human colonists don't have to lift a finger

give me a chubby you cunt *rubs your chubby cheeks*

>>215714437
wait till you hear what ive got to say about christianity

>>215714494
>>215714494
>>215714494

>>215714433
no

also the above means the more colonists you have, the more thinly the events are spread across all of them, so as you accumulate people even the original guys who used to be full of character stop having interesting things happening to them with any frequency.

>>215714447
it's a good game but not without flaws.