Thread 215719013

HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE'D ADVOID THE LOVELY FUCKING CANS ON A FRIDAY edish
GETTING THE SMALL CHIPS CAUSE HAD THE BIG PUB LUNCH sub-edish

>>215719013 (OP)
alri canslad hows the mac

ah... the new...

sir darmok and jalad at tanagra

how fat do you lads reckon canslad is? whale of a man i bet

ah me tink me gwarn have di spicy bombaclat spliff an nuff a di small yam

>>215719036
About that, lad.
Chatgpt recommended a few things for it
So the cost has gone up a bit from €12000 to about €17000 after all the shite it's recommending

Still great and don't regret spending money on what is essentially a friend simulator without the friends

>>215719048
Er, Canslad and /brit/, when the cans drank

>>215719068
/brit/ preparing food
Canslad, his stomach vibrating

>a load of academic wankery that never amounts to anything
ktim

time for the usual adhd night time energy rush

>>215719094
>So the cost has gone up a bit from €12000 to about €17000 after all the shite it's recommending
didn't you already buy it though
how can it cost more after the fact

>grr

how do you respond?

Don't rate the new setter at red goat
Also don't rate the way people go there especially to eat pizza. Absolute redditors
Might change my membership over to one in Leeds i.e city bloc

playing some sombre chords on my wee harpsichord and weeping

>>215719013 (OP)
the dark haired one from mean girls was so peng oh my god hnnnggggg

>>215719068
quite concerning what he describes; if it was one or the other I'd think him a functioning alcoholic or possibly just a stout lad, but it's too much too frequently to be glib about

>>215719013 (OP)
>>215714494
Financial markets are fundamentally Freudian. The reproduction of capital: money being generated from money.

There is no war in Gaza: it's a series of atrocities masquerading as war.

The international community should recognize Hamas as a legitimate political entity.

9/11 wasn't an event, strictly speaking.

anyone remember their teachers having one of these hanging about

bit chilly tonight

Don't have a word to say to the AI. Wish it would go back down to hell

dubs decides who i play in eu4

>>215719140
I lick my hand and then rub it on her cheek

>>215719214
Nazi Germany

>>215719214
Ethiopia

>>215719214
mongolia

>>215719214
sudan

>>215719244
and we have a winner

Charlotte Church sex tits

>>215719126
Ah I as including everything for it, like the €1500 headphones, the monitors, backup drives, more ssds since I pikeyed on the strorage
Wouldn't have gotten them if not for the mac
>>215719140
Alri, chicken? Fancy a can?

>>215719163
Erm, right, lad

>>215719171
I'm actually not that fat. It's just /brit/ thinks I drink the BIG cans every day
But I don't. I don't even eat much other than a chicken fillet roll, bit of a salad and then the chips 2-3 times a week

>>215719214
Just play a state in Ireland and ally with England to fuck over the rest ofthe island and give it to England where it belongs

>>215719244
CUNT, lad

4 replies for that boring post is it?
need the shaggers back pronto

>>215719131
Man I wish I were a girl

>>215719242
kill yourself fake new poster

much to think about

>>215719244
sudan isnt actually in the game so i suppose i'll play someone from that region

>>215719242
theres a NEW mongolia?? :o

>>215719244
Kino

Started making a stew at 20:00 like a retard now I'm not going to be able to eat till 23:00

This is why I'm an incel

>>215719126
I’ll give you a clue, it’s because he’s making it all up

>>215719281
ok i change my vote to palestine

My IQ is roughly 3 standard deviations above the mean, lmao

>Trans woman is jailed for 21 months for sexual assault after concealing male genitalia during sex acts with a man while they were on a date

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15180805/Trans-woman-jailed-21-months-sexual-assault-date.html

>>215719331
yeah ok mouseys is like 4.7 so pipe down

>>215719331
3 standard deviations of nobody asked

>>215719331
the raped

>>215719292
yeah but at least you’ll end up with a stew

Aura.

>>215719348
Mad gay, nigga

>>215719363
Far too much of it desu, gonna be eating this incelstew for days

>>215719292
id eat your stew at 11pm lad do you have any crusty bread we could butter and have with it

Abused all my copes to the point of them being unsustainable. Spending my evenings laying in bed staring into space.

>>215719372
killed millions of white people and lost award

>>215719348
this is completely mystifying to me as a disgusting goblin incel chud virgin freak
doesn't the sex act involve feeling out whats down there at some point

how do you know your job is about to go?

>>215719411
hehe do you scamper about in caves and have green skin

85 grand to the one who can cure my coeliac disease

>>215719348
OLDs

>>215719424
sort of a sickly grey-yellow
think gollum rather than warcraft gobbos

>>215719401
how can you stare into space isnt the ceiling in the way

playing some video games and having a chill night #rape

>'He showed me photos... we went to bed': Revealed for first time, Liam Payne's 'intimate' encounter with male waiter
lmfaoooo killed himself after he took it up the arse hole!!!

>>215719402
Millions of mutts

>>215719443
would you be raking it in as a sideshow

>>215719421
You’ve got less and less to do?

lots of anti-semitic PSAs on Canada

>>215719443
WOW goblins are breedable af

zoomers dont even know who fucking michael barrymore is

>>215719479
oh, i suppose so. i think im in a different situation where theyll be a fallout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvew7z5G88g

Finnish 90s pop singer flow state.

Right, then.Suppose I should go out for the cans

>>215719510
umgoblins scarpering from you

I'm big in the bloodletting community. Everyone knows my name

getting ptsd cringe flashbacks

>>215719258
>Ah I as including everything for it, like the €1500 headphones, the monitors, backup drives, more ssds since I pikeyed on the strorage
aren't you supposed to be a sysadmin
why don't you have any of that already and why did you have to ask chatgpt about that basic shit
>>215719297
why would he do that

>>215719556
which is

Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden

sissyadmin

>>215719556
do you do bloodletting on yourself

>>215719556
alri skulltaker

>>215719473
You're a weird freak man

>>215719514
He was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ji8vBq6pM0

>>215719584
Wouldn't even divulge that here

Im the smartest man here with answers to every question

got the double winter duvet on, comfy levels getting critical

>>215719620
how come your skin is brown

>>215719612
Yeah loads of welsh town and place names out there

favourite episode of del boy and dave?

washing machine just crashed

might piss myself

>>215719140
hottest / cutest (i'm not sure which) expression a woman can make honestly
dunno why

>>215719646
tradie I HATE PLANNED OBSOLESCE scammer
vs heartchad I LOVE THE WASH washer

>>215719503
Wait do you guys smile when you wank? I just sort of : |

Commiemongs hero while cheering on 2 million dead belarussians

>>215719681
he's a paedophile btw

>>215719572
Windows, lad
And because I'm a lazy cunt who doesn't know what the fuck a good monitor is or headphones and jsut wanted a quick list of 'nice shite that works with mac'

>>215719682
he's not actually wanking I think he's got water in his pants

>>215719700
mihai?

>>215719649
v cool

>>215719705
you sound like a gay retard actually

Pic I just took of my catberg lol

Mental how close wales, liverpool and manchester are

one more sleep until my shift with the qt goth girl

I look like this

sir vlad draculesti

>>215719393
Forgot to buy bread didn't I

>>215719682
for me its like (^⸝⸝o ·̫ o⸝⸝ ^)

may as well get in bed

Hate BMW drivers so much

>>215719745
How

Selfie I just took

>>215719781
Black Mans Willy

might go on the butterfield diet

I look like this

Japs crack me up lol. The flat faces, the eyes. Funny

>>215719776
mad to think someone out there has been lucky enough to sniff and lick her shitbox

any one twice three times a lady man in?

Love Toyota drivers me wish I had a Land Cruiser

>>215719781
Been gapped bro?

Mental how close Scotland and Wales are to England

>>215719801
hibernian eugghs

>>215719812
once twice three wanks a daily

>>215719803
wahey wazzer are we jokes tonight have we cracked you up

ausflag is an impostor!

>>215719814
Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter

>>215719822
almost like you're all on a tiny island or something

mental how close the arsehole is to the vagina

>>215719849
alri yes man

more aussies
less yanks
thats what i say

>>215719859
it's a massive island actually

>>215719845
Very rude.

>>215719861
No it isn’t you literal virg

>>215719861
speak for yourself

>>215719818
the guy drove through the bike lane to undertake 2 cars, one was me, who were stopped at a red light. He almost took my wing mirror off just to get in front of me even though we both ended up at the next red light 30 seconds later

>>215719814
Driving around Finland was wonderful, best drivers in the world I reckon

>>215719812
when the first two attempts at gender reassignment surgery don't work

it's just the one killer actually

>>215719859
It’s not tiny it’s just a normal size. America is just stupidly big to the point it’s inconvenient for people who live there to travel, no country needs to be that big

>>215719874
>less
fewer
learn to speak my language correctly dickhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgWeD7tHhaE

Right, lads. That's being played in one of the pubs.
That's a sign to get the cans.

Anyone want anything?

>>215719880
cheeky bastard

>>215719884
they're right next to each other what are you on about

>>215719898
Based I do shit like that

oh dear oh dear

>>215719927
suck ya mom

Gained 20lb since quitting nicotine. Not good

well it seems the air fryer has stopped air frying
suppose i'll have to buy a new one
where do you chuck your knackered air fryers?
black bin?

>>215719914
fascist!

>>215719939
oh my days
have sex

>>215719979
*has sex*
*no vagina is present*
what now smart alec

>>215719954
what they on about?
did bringing two diverse communities together inflame division?

on my 18th month of No Swear but feeling so tempted to say an f-b*mb

farting like it's my JOB

https://youtu.be/V_rkrFvFgpE
Chris Chan unironically won

>>215719973
stuck mine on a wall outside my neighbour's house and somebody took it a few days later.

rorke in fortnite

sir air fryer

Astral projecting with the lads at the moment

how long do you reckon you could go without pulling yer knobbard lids?

Lots of sexual tension at funerals

some of you genuinely just post the first thought you have every minute don't you

>>215719914
crusty jugglers

did you know that in the US there are mexicans who drive beat up trucks around neighborhoods on garbage day looking for scrap

>>215720063
spare a thought for those whose knobbard has no lid

sir stir fryer

Honestly mental how good of a driver I am.

Need to start going to wakes more often

sir bare liars

sir no we don't

>>215720079
no

corr what a knobhead that geezer is

I hate paying taxes into this corrupt Boomer shithole so much, Anons, you would not believe.

>>215720063
only one way to find out. i'll let you know when i pull it

so mad how so much of the earth is just wilderness

Ask me anything about National Socialism.

Visiting a vigil for my graduation party. Always the hottest chicks that come to these

must... post.... useless.... inane.... shit....

all the gelbooru pictures these days are of gacha game anime whores and i don't know who they are

sir useless inane shit

might put something in me bumhole

>>215720149
Why did it fail?

>>215720149
why do you like it?

Twenty of my 300 facebook friends died of overdoses. Can't imagine how their parents feel about the whole thing

he back with another banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nF-mOtmO8s

battlefield 6 is actually not shit, pleasantly surprised

Electorally yours,
Anon

grangle grangle

>>215720149
Why do fascists constantly get btfo

>>215720213
Nigga just showing off that he’s got 300 Facebook friends

>>215720213
screaming

when the glove dont fit
you must acquit

Neighbor's looking mighty fine this afternoon. I'm smoking a ciggie on her porch. The dumb bitch

>>215720147
not nearly enough

>>215720192
not him but it didn't fail
germany just lost in a war against the british empire, the french empire, the russian empire and the american empire (along with some other countries)

>>215720242
but according to the judenpresse the fascists are in your cereal, brainwashing your kids by uploading to youtube and playing video games

>>215719948
this movie made me cry

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760087806356370.webm

they're quite close tbf

niggas out here really giving EA money
i'll never forget

There should be no government, ideally.

been down sandford lane de lads

the brother and sister off gogglebox are obviously fucking

>>215720245
when i had facebook i had 104 friends
not even a partridge reference
no idea actually how i managed that many

>>215720400
I remember when I was 14 and said stupid shit like this

>>215720414
been licking smelly dosser anus yeah? well done you worthless cunt

>>215720415
those 2 jews?

wouldn't surprise me

>>215720371
Feet are truely more aesthetic than vulva, ass and anus.

Me on the phone with the girlfriend: "Sorry, babe, can't talk right now: me and the boys are on our way down to the methadone clinic for a cheeky shot"

>>215720461
yep
the sister could get it tbf

>>215720458
you are fuming that his life is better than yours

im on the pavement, thinking about the government

https://rumble.com/v703s5i-with-a-car.html
starting to warm up to AI slop

Going fishing with a fella I've known online from this site for a good five years. Never met before. Too depressed to have nerves, reckon he'll realise I'm a boring broken cunt pretty quick

miss deegs and how he'd say he was drinking an 'expresso'

>>215720504
he's going to bum you mate

>>215720459
>>215720500

>>215720504
How old are you how old is he

>>215720504
Probably doesn't matter if you're fishing. It's all about the tranquillity isn't it

yeah cats and that

watching casino royale
shame craig wasn't given better scripts for the later films

>>215720504
Best of luck & enjoy! If you're here, you're probably interesting, lad. I can only speak for myself, though

>>215720466
the best women include them all in the same shot, like in that one

>>215720547
He dies in the last one btw

>>215720527
how did he get in there

>>215720523
Hes married and has a child so not likely
>>215720532
I'm 28 hes like 33
>>215720540
Yeah true that. Just got it writ upon my face is all

>>215720527
Chinks are fucking evil. Always see them doing stupid shit like this with cats puppies rabbits etc
All for Instagram likes
Disgusting people

>>215720563
fairly pissed at the minute
and by the time i watch whatever the last one was i'll have forgotten

>>215720569
>Hes married and has a child so not likely
you underestimate bummers

>>215720551
Cheers mate. Only met one person outside of work in the last six years besides this fella, so its significant

Watching death wish (1974) while I wait for my incel stew to cook

its posts like that that make me do the
>fucking hell, jesus christ
motion with my face
you know the motion and expression im talking about
yeah, wahoo, best of luck to him, meeting someone hes met online, good for him and that
is what youre thinking
in the front of your mind
but then really you're thinking
fucking hell
jesus christ

>>215720611
i've got that downloaded
only know bronson from the simpsons references

Battlefield 6: Installed
Can of Relentless: cracked open
dogberg: asleep

its gaming time

>>215720643
get him minced up and added to a stew

>>215720634
Thought it was that notorious prisoner ngl

>>215720643
this the kind of nigga who buys fifa every year
need all of your kind gone

adore all these kitty posts lads keep them up :3

>>215720643
omg GAMER MOMENT

Throwing catberg around like a rubber ball so he remembers I could kill him in seconds

>>215720569
That don’t mean shit Elton John was marrried

>>215720643
It's Friday night

>>215720643
wish this was me but I've got to be a sober adult

dem a squeak yeh x

Never gonna grow up am I

WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER THE HILL
IS IT A TRANNY
IS IT A TRANNY

Watching the new Conjuring

comfy thread

Just snapped catbergs neck

>>215720765
Is it a hexbug?

>>215720634
get the stone killer, breakheart pass and death hunt watched

>>215720785
janman

Imagine bragging about not watching a film like this fat cunt >>215720634

>>215720823
catberg is mobile
repeat, catberg is mobile

>>215720823
wheres he going???

>>215720831
maybe you could brag about not being a virgin?
oh wait

>>215720855
dumb tart

>>215720643
>installing the slop of the week with kernel level botnet on your machine
Low IQ sheep angloid moment.

is it true girls only like bad boys and if you treat them with respect 24/7 they get turned off

14 onyx permanently adjusting snappy

>>215720883
impersonator

drunk and got a bit modern darkwave on x

>>215720876
dunno dont talk to women

>>215720855
i will move to california and get a gf like this and drive her around in a pick up truck

>>215720876
they want to be able to hold down a man, if you make yourself too obtainable they are turned off

tek dat tek dat

SLANTED EYES MEET A NEW SUNRISE
A RACE OF BODIES SMALL IN SIZE
CHICKEN CHOW MEIN AND CHOP SUEY
HONG KONG GARDEN TAKEAWAY

>>215720985
impersonator

>>215720878
>after huge blast at Tennessee explosives plant
Who could have seen that coming!

cracked open the rose wine
"rose" should have a little apostrophe thing over the e so you know it's roe-zay and not rose like the flower, but i don't know how to put the apostrophe thing over the e

>>215720985
impersonator

-2 cronem quicktap
timmy mum
big batty ting

>>215720977
But how does that work long term

>>215721022
fucking state of that skanky skeleton bitch lol

>>215721020
Shove the bottle in your neck you boring cunt

>>215721020
accent aigu -- hold down the 'e' key and select accordingly

>>215720643
>energy drink at 10pm
actual runt freak behaviour

>>215721020
alt gr + e

>>215721020
alt gr+e maté

>>215721048
>>215721048
>>215721048
>>215721048

>>215721044
bit harsh
one of those days is it?
stay strong sis

>>215721052
>hold down the 'e' key and select accordingly
eeeeeeeeeeeee

Wouldn't wish down syndrome on my worst enemy

>>215721013
>>215721028
Insane that these guys are defensive of their brand

cronem just finished initiating -4
heading out for jerk chicken

>>215720844
Good one

>>215721082
l would fuck that nigga