Thread 215721048

katzen ausgabe

where's Diego

shit is actually exiting my bumhole
Why do I watch scary movies

Katzen-Unterausgabe

reminder to report the BE flags posts

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wtf it worked
thanks lads
i toast you with this glass of rosé

Neighbor is almost certainly downs. Can see it in the eyes

>>215721098
that's a beautiful little meow meow

>>215721048 (OP)
>>215721098

been working on improving my small talk last couple weeks and the results are noticeable

>>215721048 (OP)
Kind of view Down syndromes as a different species so dont feel bad for them. Much worse to be a deformed midget with the mind of a man

>>215721076
last seen on hampsted heath bound and gagged with an orange shoved up his arse and the bishop of london scurrying away from the scene

>>215721048 (OP)
>>215721098
love кoтs me

>>215721129
>>215721098
>>215721048 (OP)

control, we have dangerous levels of toxoplasmosis in the thread
issue a stage 5 quarantine

>>215721131
blog on

too many fucking cats posted this thread
fucking irritates me
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
stop POSTING CATS

need a haircut but too much anxiety to get one
x
:c

>>215721136
Would hate to be a spheroid with the mind of a man. Wandering forlorn in a vacuum, for instance

il gatto

>>215721076
here it is that bastard

>>215721172
back off

>>215721172
same
been shaving my own head
reckon i probably look mental but i never leave the flat anyway so who cares

>>215721152
This where they make these lasses?

>>215721203
yooooo

>>215721215
leave it out!

>>215721206
Self portrait?

>>215721233
wtf is this real

>>215721116
are you sure he isn't just chinese?

LITERALLY cannot stop farting

>>215721241
holy shit. time to get myself a skateboard. can't let a cat mog me like this

is /brit/ apart of the Bebafam?

>>215721253
BASED

chinese reckon eating cats is good for you in the winter

skinny -2 cronem rapid tap baton katy mum

>>215721267
no. fuck off

Got back from seeing 'one battle after another', bit long but a good film. I'm seeing some Oscars on the cards.

>>215721248
All descendants of the Khan boys, innit? Ghenghis, Kublai, and his buddies

>>215721267
she looks like you shag her and wake up at 3am tied down and she's slicing your cock off

>>215721290
cunt

>>215721278
Niggers would cackle at your pathetic life if they had the brain cells to comprehend it

>>215721272
All animals Big and Small; the Chinese eat them all!

>>215721241
wtf is this real

>>215721293
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

-2 katy nursing bulbousdem

Canslad comes back to a fucking CAT /brit/?
Suppose I'll play Cammy in SF6 in a bit, lads

kind miquella

BY THE POWER OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

>>215721351
have you noticed your bf hasn't been here since i doxxed him?

you're next ziedy

https://maper.info/ziedbelg.html

>>215721293
thanks for the review roger ebore

Got some weed in should I spark up a blunt?

cansmong seen off. love it

>>215721313
Average woman then

>>215721326
here in england it would be:
"all creatures great and small"
that's how the hymn goes in english anyway
not being a cunt just letting you know for next time

I COMMAND YOU WITH THE WORD OF GOD

>>215721351
for me it's charmandem

>>215721365
Please get the job done lad

>>215721374
DUDE LMAO

>>215721365
Which one did you dox?

>>215721393
Silly bugger

>>215721374
i think we both know you'll do it no matter what i say, so i'll just say enjoy

>>215721405
>>215721416
wait. i wanna know this as well. fuck these cunts

>>215721374
Don't do it but yes do it.

>>215721365
>this is ziedbelg
oh my DAYS lmao
he is fucked

Your mother sucks cocks in hell, Karras

>>215721422
what? that's the lyrics
that's how we sung it in school anyway

In Gregg’s did rorke a mighty pleasure dome decree

hi!!!!!!!

>>215721453
bit mean that

>>215721459
It's fine now sod off

Emma Watson’s flatulence probably stinks.

>>215721365
lmao

lil ziedy on the ropes

YOU'RE THE BEST THING
I'VE EVER HAD

>>215721483
Not sure, she probably eats quite well so her farts probably have a tiny bit of a smell, but not too noticeable.

might try Pokemon Emerald Legacy

>>215721483
Took you a decade of spamming to figure out eh

>>215721532
It’s a wig isn’t it

Just got these bad boys in looking forward to trying them out

>>215721532
EVERYTHING WE HAD

>>215721513
Leave the cabege alone.

>>215721558
didn't like coffee ones I tried prefer something with a fruity kick

>>215721552
are brian has always had a luscious head of hair

am i arsed though?

watching prepper school
i'll be ready
will you?

>>215721590
fuck is she doing walking in the road

dont like the direction the worlds going and feel like im just a spectator on the sidelines watching it all unfold but really its all going to effect me eventually, don't know how long i can survive on the sidelines lads

Mad how every videogame that has a healbot character is infested with female players (usually of that character) who cry when the character is changed even a tiny bit

> I tried prefer something with a fruity kick

Bet you did

>>215721293
it was alright. All the parts that were supposed to be funny fell short to me. I liked the whole dodging the law sequence at least

Er, cans?

>ziedfreak has already scurried away
that's him well and truly done then

Once the ziedelberg dox is published reckon a few of us should take the Eurostar over to Belgium and gang rape him

>>215721365
how does that site know i live in kings road sea point

>>215721644
wouldnt be able to get it hard

>>215721644
It's right here mate >>215721365

Noncecase has already been scared away

part of me feels sorry for ziedbelg hes clearly retarded and not the meme type but like actually monged in the head, its like when a toddler throws their food all around the gaff you cant be mad at them cos they know no better

heathernonce however deserves a good kicking

Boomers back in the day having TVs that 'warmed up' fr

I'll never be anybody's hero now

>>215721713
I already clicked the IP grabber

watching the steve coogan maggie thatcher thing

um

>>215721638
think he views enough black willies to cum and then loses interest in posting about them

prepper school man is talking about how i need an ak47 bayonet
think i better stop watching this now

>>215721789
anal partridge?

children are so easy

>>215721779
Bet he wishes he was getting bummed by them

that has got to be the smallest dick i have ever seen in my whole life

>>215721744
hn has said ziednonce has intelligence ties (read: is being used by them)

mind you, he also claimed to be a shagger in the same post so it's a bit of a dice roll really

That's the end of MTV then 1981-2025. 44 years, it was a good run.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8r-tXRLazs

>>215721855
10

fucking

cm

mental how I only feel good once I've finished all my beers but it would be a bad idea to drink more beers

why did industrialismlad have to rape the environment so badly

>>215721935
thats just how he is
what can you do

>>215721935
because marketberg made it so

>>215721635
Im having a glass of whiskey it's good stuff

>>215721960
dad suggested watching the ed gein thing and i thought it was good but he said it was scary and depressing and turned it off after episode one

>>215721900
the tipping point, as it was

luv me milk
luv me bed
simple as

>>215721856
the only ties that belgian mongloid has are the laces on his trainers and i bet he even struggles with that

playing kino

>>215721893
kot :DDD

>>215722005
so this is rorke

>>215722005
barry 63 minutes

>>215721993
Indeed
I try to prolong it with nicotineberg thoughbeit

I just remembered that Jeremy Corbyn exists

National Trust puts vegan tampons in men’s toilets
Rorke's outrage knows no bounds

Joanna Lumley is an Indian?

i like morphine
a little but too much

>>215722029
Oh yeah I remember when this came out but I've never heard anything about it since. Should have starred a cat imho

>>215722068
dog born in barn does not make horse

based missing enigma youtube channel revisiting the steven kubacki case
love this channel

ROBOT LOVER
TAKE ME AWAY

Rorke seething

>>215722068
get her fucking deported

NATO should nuke china

horse

>>215722068
Oh piss off Joanna you fucking bitch

Been a bit scared to ask this but why don't Asian birds wear tampons?

'We are kind' (to anyone but our own)

to be fair if I had a minge I don't think I'd want to go shoving a paper stick up there every month

>>215722068
to be fair the gurkhas should be given citizenship
fought for our country didn't they
smashed fuck out of those argies big time for us

>>215722131
they would fall out as they fly

>>215722093
Bit mean to call are Joanna a dog

why do multiple americans post in this threaf when they have their own thread, pretty sure they even had 2 at some point what could possibly be the appeal to /brit/ as an american

>>215722108
THIS. SO MUCH THIS.

sexo

simply eric

>>215722108
I am seething tbf

>>215722168
We admire your drab sense of humor and all around just like you.

Sorry, *humour*

two steps forward (i take two steps back)
we come together (and i’m dressed like a cat)

>>215722131
they didn't have big tampon marketing the shit out of them so they just use pads which are fine

Socialist governments traditionally do make a financial mess. They always run out of other people's money.

Which young Conservative are you?

sat here fannying about in my smeggy incel lair

might watch yugioh

>>215722168
average age on /cum/ is 16 or so

>>215722151
>The Gurkhas are mercenary killers. They fought at Goose Green and killed over 300 soldiers. With their knives they cut off heads, arms, legs and left the bodies ripped to pieces on the battlefield. They even cut off Argentinean soldiers’ ears, and then they ate them. I heard all these rumours during the war. And they also appeared in the papers, magazines and on TV. When I got back from the war, I’d get together with other veterans and said, ‘I’d like to have a Gurkha in the room now, I’d beat the crap out of him.’
- Marcelo Vallejo, Argentine combat veteran of 6th Infantry Regiment’s 120mm Mortar Platoon, loser

Missed all the fun

>>215722208
This is literally a Dr Who season promo image
No other explanation

listening to the same old playlist again

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

dont think i've ever heard an american in salford

My father was a toolmaker you know

>>215722208
I support a different party

>>215722208
I understand wanting to dress nice but these chuds need to learn to use a tailor. You might as well wear a tshirt and basketball shorts if you're going to wear an ill-fitting suit.

might have to go watch some anime

>>215722206
>other people's money.
if this exists you dont have a socialist govt

Next Dr Who should be Lawrence "Lozza" Fox

>>215722261
Ari Derek Guy?

>>215722231
Good lads

got wings on

i live south of the border and i still get a UK flag this is discrimination i demand the green white and gold

I wish I lived in a dogtrot house in Mississippi

>>215722231
Gurkhas are hard as fuck and didn't give a fuck, traditional red mist of battle fighters. That's why the British Army loved them (but not enough for the UK government to look after them properly lol).

>>215721201
Ah yes, mister Pavlou, a family name hailing back before the norman conquest

just united the kingdom

Timmy Mallet

>>215722277
>…iggers

mental how I have to go to bed

>>215722168
why do brits post in /brit/ when they can talk to a brit in real life
shut the fuck up bitch
all nationality generals are fucking stupid, you just happen to be the only other one that speaks english and not some retarded faggot yuro language

>>215722297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-XzR9caLek

>18 degrees next week
crazy

Im 64 years old.
Probably the oldest one here

Brigadier Nigadier of the Congolese Navy

>>215722330
*sparks you the fuck out and leaves you lying on the cold floor*
yeah? not going to bed are you now mate?

>>215722231
>I’d like to have a Gurkha in the room now, I’d beat the crap out of him
bit late for that mate
maybe next time lol

Mental how I could beat all of you in a fight

>>215722261
the fit of the suits matter less than the weird mish mash of dress codes
only the lass seems to understand this

>>215722348
*pretends to be knocked out and leaves my arse up in the air*
oh no i'm so emasculated
ummy

>>215722352
not me ive got a trick up my sleeve

>>215722306
better than the mongol approach

just united a cock with your arse

>>215722344
share some old person wisdom please

I WANA BEND MY DICK TO MY ASS
SO I CAN FUCK MYSELF

wife cheated on me with her gay best friend
i know.....
not joking

>>215722384
Vote Green

me? Don't plan on ever dying. Have too much to do here.

>>215722352
mate i could fucking pop you with my right hand behind my back. move along before you get in trouble eh?

>>215722333
because british people are insufferable in real life how abour you start your own thread

finger still hurts don't think i can use wasd

ex gf had b cups

>>215722427
wasdman

a bit of tv burp to cap off a night of boozetoil

>>215722435
still sexy

>>215722435
current gf is barely an a cup

>>215722406
*Stabs you*

>>215722403
Katie Green? That model that Lembit Opik was smashing back in the day?

>>215722442
can't stand hairy hill

love going on /lit/ and arguing with the pseuds

>>215722452
well you lost i guess. that means I win

>>215722457
did you watch the harry hill movie
i watched it in the cinema when it came out

mad how some people just look like pedophiles, don't even need to know anything about this bloke to know hes got a radioactive hard drive

SMILEEEEE AND BLOW ME

>>215722231
So, jannisaries

>>215722479
>Jurgen Slop

THE GRABBING HANDS
GRAB ALL THEY CAN
ALL FOR THEMESELVES
AFTER ALL

>>215722435
Same.
Current wife has 34DD tits.
Ex gf was really good at riding dick though
Current wife isn't good at riding dick but sucks good and let's me fuck her however I want
Ex gf didn't like certain positions and her tits were sensitive and I couldn't suck them

your thoughts on these shorts?

should i get the mole on my face removed?

What we thinking about Trump allowing Qatar to have a military base on US soil then lads?

>>215722513
I would let you fuck my sister in those shorts

>>215722494
she was very anorexic and still doesn’t eat right but she’s very slim and tiny unlike most hogs i see in the street
i like groping her sides because i can feel all the gaps in her ribs

>>215722524
decided im going into my wacky era and voting green #noborders

>>215722457
you're wrong

>>215722513
awful

>>215722524
dunno m8. not arsed lol

>>215722513
posted a pic of a bird wearing em aint i!

>>215722538
and how old is your sister

>>215722475
post ur bookshelf

>>215722551
don't really get why it's our job considering his lot imported them all lmao

>>215722551
Quite the turnout YODELLING

>>215722550
why is that your opinion?

>>215722558
only gay in the village ahh gay sailor ahh captain on HMS gaylord ahh shorts

any poo willy wankers in?

>>215722582
and.... he's done.

>>215722558
I don't have a sister. I made it up to get a reaction out of you :)

>>215722582
yeah wearing that clobber absolutely
dunno how he convinced rorke to lend him his creps either

not shagged since 2014

>>215722558
you WILL get bummed if you wear these

>>215722551
bloke looks 85 tops he didn't see off hitler at all the blagger

>>215722513
fucking shit

>>215722555
You should be arsed about the fall of western civilisation lad

>>215722582
>ahh
Kill yourself

>>215722610
Lmao

>>215722579
Yes there was
Problem?

Ladies in the office have said that I make them feel young again. Not sure what this means really

>>215722613
nothing gay about them

>>215722620
why do you feel this? unless you explain i just assume you have bad taste and that's not helping me decide

>>215722615
fuck off is he 80 looks more late 60s-70s

>>215722622
yeah? ah well. what can i do

>>215722624
suck ur mum through a paper straw

>>215721048 (OP)
GOOD edish

>Willy
6'3
>L'Orange
"6'3"

hmm

>>215722445
>>215722445
>>215722540
>>215722435
you dont suffer

Alright. Everyone who's in the CIA here. Answer me this. Here's the question. If I wanted to make 100,000 dollars in election gambling (because I need 100,000 dollars), who should I put money on for 2028? American election.

>>215722650
youre either young and attractive or very old

>>215722685
never said i did i like my petite gf

>>215722686
vote green

>>215722655
The mixed materials do not look good, nor do they serve a purpose
It looks sloppy

lads I’m off to bed have to be up at 5 to hustle and make that fucking money

>>215722686
You live under a dictatorship now lad.

sir manfred mann

>>215722682
why is the prince lying about his height

>>215722682
head like a tic tac

did you girlboss too close to the sun?
did they catch you having too much fun?

>>215722686
i could be killed for this, but vote libertarian
we're going for a bit of an upset, keep things interesting

>>215722707
ledge

>>215722707
godspeed

>>215722704
fair enough. that's why i like them so i assume we're quite different people i'm a bit sloppy myself

>>215722686
if the last 3 elections have taught us anything it's that you cannot predict american elections
i put a cheeky fiver on trump to win in 2020
never betting on yank elections again

>>215722710
was just listening to a 'fred song, please stay out of my head

and what about these?

ok next gimmick this ones boring

let me think ermmm ok so whats your lads thoughts on abortion

>>215722779
ROLAND PLUMP

>>215722779
I AM THE MAN THEY CALL CLONG

>>215722751
Would look good on a nice female arse

>>215722682
The Don is like 40 years older and has a better head of hair, embarrassing stuff

*wiggles through the thread*

>>215722779
not a fan

>>215722751
would like to be a cup sized monkey dangling off your tassels

>>215722813
it's a combover

dont know how you can grow up with the name trump and not be utterly mocked into the shadows, fair play to the man

>>215722813
>an embarrassing combover is good

Everybody shut the fuck up Baz is speaking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_5H3Kf9ims

remember superhero movies

>>215722779
ban spawncampers

got a good post for the new

air fryer's working again lads
just tried it and it's working
everything's gonna be okay!

that'll be the bird's nest on the top of my head growing slowly bigger and bigger each day then won't it lads aha x

dave edition

>>215722930
>>215722930
>>215722930

>>215722853
patriot