Thread 215722930

sydney sweeney edition

>>215722930 (OP)
what wouldnt you do if sweeners demanded it?

>>215722930 (OP)
not very british is it?

you ever notice that the working class call it a jacket potato but the middle classes call it a baked potato
whats that about

>>215722950
retard

>>215722950
Probably the middle class being yankified

>>215722948
neither is london

>>215722950
you ever notice nobody drinking diet coke is skinny

so
i'll finish this post and then go do a poo
finish the wine (rosé) and have a cig
order more wine and some sweets or something off sainsburys via uber
cook some chicken in the (now functional) air fryer
cor what a night i've got in front of me
i'd love to go into more detail but this poo won't wait

gay people love wearing little gay things with gay flags on it to make sure you know they're gay and then when somebody says dam you're gay they're like wow its not safe to be gay anymore

>>215722930 (OP)
would literally eat my own shit just so she'd fart into a cup and post it to me just for me to get it 3 days later with no fart smell

real compton city g's

the upper class call it a barbour potato

>>215722968
dont be mean to me

>>215722950
no i haven't noticed that
don't tend to care about boring things like that

what if you replaced one word in a movie title with "poo"

the irish call it a whats that haha

>>215722950
i wouldn’t know because i don’t know anyone who is middle class

the queen ate them regularly and would refer to them as fucked spuds

>>215723014
One Poo After Another

>>215723000
i'm sorry ok

poodulthood (2006)

need Christ to wash off these filthy sinbergs

>>215723016
fucken gasping

>>215723014
Cool Poo Luke`

>>215723035
i mean, you've ruined my evening to be honest
i'll try to forgive, but you were bang out of order

Jesus Christ (Born Jesus Finkelstein)

and remember
NO SLACKING

>>215723062
benson to mordecai and rigby

>>215723036
>silenced, red dot
>marathon, stopping power, commando
you can't have two attachments without bling

Don't Poo Now (1973)

>>215723036
i was a fresher in 2010

>>215723100
You need to leave then

>>215723036
In 2010 I was at university like decent God-fearing people.

>>215723014
my big fat greek poo

>>215723052
maybe i can.. make it up to you *unveils pooey hairy anus*

Remember when that black guy od’d on fent after stealing a banana and leftypol had a fit

>>215723080
oh mate fuck off will ya its a bit of harmless nostalgia and you have to ruin it for everyone

poo runner 2049

>>215723100
how's the hip grandad?

>>215723036
2010 was the year my childhood home was repossessed in the middle of GCSEs

>>215722950
the middle classes wouldn't be able to resist telling you what kind of potato it was
>yum! a roasted maris piper spud* with homemade butter and ethically sourced tarragon
*we use the word "spud" so you know we're actually quite down to earth despite our sophisticated menu

>>215723134
honestly fucked
running has done me in, i walk with a very slight limp now

>>215723036
I was in my second year of uni and more of a fifa man

>>215722974
Sent that freak flying to the kuiper belt.

I’ll suck on your toes you big faggot

>>215723145
>quite down to earth
just like a spud init

10 things i hate about poo

>>215722974
quite good for a yank

>>215723100
>>215723107
>>215723149
unc

>>215722974
new york and LA aren't very american

Sometimes Americans have autism

>>215723036
what about homework?

>>215723145
Acrually we just call it a baked potato
Working class runts on the other hand go by the brand of frozen jackit pa'ay'uhs they've inexplicably decided to purchase instead of raw ingredients

does anyone else have like the opposite of a sweet tooth?
like i wouldn't say i hate sweet food but i don't really like it and would never ask mum for sweets or coke as a kid

>>215722930 (OP)
Need her sat on my face and farting.

>>215723210
yeh its called autism and i have it too

when I eat 'za I take the first slice then go wakawakawaka cos it's pacman haha

thoughts on giving oral to escorts?

>>215723210
any other relatively common traits you possess that you’d like to share with the thread unprompted?

>>215723241
would you lick the inside of a toilet bowl

>>215723241
always floss before, its considered polite

why boast about being middle class
even our middle class are chavvy compared to other countries or just plain annoying not a thing to brag about

>>215723243
i really enjoy smoking tobacco

>>215723207
>brand of frozen jackit pa'ay'uhs they've inexplicably decided to purchase instead of raw ingredients
ktim
good old mccains

apparently catalytic converters just come off like that. makes u think about the exhaust (thought it would need welding). I would like to take the exhaust off

>>215723167
so glad you spotted our bon mot
you should join our book club
this week we're reading will self

>>215723241
licking the dashboard would be fine but i wouldn't lick the seats

>>215723265
your worldview is remarkably stunted, and you are generally a fucking mong

>>215723261
tbf most people wouldn't shag the inside of a toilet bowl

>>215723281
>apparently catalytic converters just come off like that
this is what they teach at american community colleges

>>215723293
lalalala got my fingers in my ears can’t hear you

>>215723305
makes u think

>>215722930 (OP)
I would do anything to fuck this butterface

might merk mans own self

>>215723261
i would if i were hungry and there were no food at home

>>215723281
usually two u clamps holding it into place
thieves will skip the unbolting and just go at it with a saw either end

>>215723337
dont do that :(

>>215723207
>inexplicably
mad how middle class wankers can't help using language they think makes them sound educated, when it actually just makes them look like a cunt

doing a learn

I'm upper middle class and I call it a jacket potato

>>215723337
you is scottash??

got a lot of pent up energy rn

got a lot of yous with the potato post so i'll give it a re-run tomorrow

bet you can't even access catalytic converters on new cars
can't even change head lights on them these days without a trip to the dealer or shop

i dont know what class im in
how am i supposed to know that

>>215723377
have a wank

bruv got filtered by inexplicably

>>215723405
what kind of school did you go to?

save this image before Mexican government bans it https://i.4cdn.org/int/1760126968212894.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1760126968212894.jpg

>>215723405
do you own a business or a large quantity of stock? are you paid a wage?

>>215723241
That's silly. You're the one paying, she should be sucking you off.

>>215723366
mate that's a standard word for a white person
you're basically a shitskin if that triggered you

>>215723425
normal school
grammar for secondary
college then into the workforce

halfway through the decade and it's fucking shite

cocks go black tomorrow night

the absolute meltdown on /biz/ lmao

on the italian sparkling water

>>215722930 (OP)
she looks like she fucks niggers

>>215723447
>>215723366
>>215723207
it isn't inexplicable tho

>>215723454
its been shite since 2014 at least
2007-2012 was the golden years

playing portal 1
it's ok idk
bit easy

>>215723483
I believe what we have here is rorkeychops, and in addition leftypops

post hidden :)

not even going to honour that with a reply

>>215723511
with a derpy instead

post unhidden

>>215723478
dumb zoomer

how hard is it to get a job these days

>>215723523
im 33 mate

>>215723522
[*Canadaa anonppeared*] um hi

garfield (2004) shaped who i am today

Have jacked off 3x today.

>>215723527
impossible

>>215723522
nveer should of cum here!

frozen jacket potatoes are brill
only take a few minutes in the microwave

>>215723547
i bet your catalytic converter is exhausted hahah

1 to strippers (on Pornhub), 1 to AI cartoons, 1 to AI chat.

>>215723568
so do normal jacket potatos mate

>>215723547
into a tissue?

imagine jerking off to words

saw two guys doing something with a hose or power cord they dangled across the street and cars were stopping thinking it was bad
they had to keep waving them on getting increasingly annoyed and it was like the total inverse of that invisible rope joke people used to do at the side of the road
cagers take one more L

how's locktober going lads?

yerrrr but nooooh but

>>215723424
>filtered
>>215723447
>triggered
it's a word i'd use myself, when appropriate
but middle class cunts have to shoehorn five-syllable words like that into every sentence
because they're wankers

>>215723593
little britain
funny

>>215723584
Let me tell you something. It's different, it's like they're there and it's also more T boosting and vaguely wholesome. Psychopathic in a way but more wholesome.

>>215723577
they really don't

how many young men do you think actually for real blue ball themselves during nnn?
i cant be that many right
even if they claim so its just cause they think girls will send them nudes

just had a great idea
win the lottery and never work again

>>215723036
snapped my disc after finally trying out the silenced ump gimmick and getting the easiest killstreak ever (almost a nuke if i'd had it set), and judged that it was so unbalanced that it wasn't worth playing

>>215723202
do it right before class init

canada dance

>>215723583
That's some white people shit

Blair

>>215723612
feminate behaviour

>>215723612
blue balls surely isn't a real thing unless you're actively edging yourself on purpose

>>215723612
i actually got nudes during nnn a few years ago from a fit puerto rican i was talking to on discord

>>215723600
why do you buy frozen jacket potatoes then mate
does your "disability" mean you can't operate the oven

>>215723605
Many were saying this, and still are.

>>215723590
why did trannies suddenly start using these flat cages? wouldn't that thing damage their willies? I've asked this question so many times and never got an answer

I spunk into the air and then jump up and eat it like a dog catching treats mid air

Camping looks like a great hobby but I don't have the confidence or courage to do it alone. Never been camping before me

>>215723646
blueballslad edges one off and starts barking and getting confused because there's nothing there

>>215723612
i used to go for 3 months without wanking because pimples would show up every time i did

>>215723600
wow you can count that's amazing
anyway, it wasn't at all inappropriate, you just got flashbacks to primary school struggle sessions

>>215723668
genetic innit

Just diagnosed with shingles. In bed now

>>215723639
did you have to lie and pretend to be insanely horny
or did she just send them unsolicited
>>215723634
it exists psychologically too

>>215723600
>appropriate
Careful mate that's 4 syllaballs

>>215723686
Just said I was frustrated and she sent some pics of her fat bum

night lads

eating a smores poptart that hasn't been toasted
i'm a fucking animal

>>215723640
not that your question is in any way relevant, but i don't buy frozen jacket potatoes
i didn't even know they existed
and don't try calling me "mate" like you're some relatable, salt of the earth bloke down the pub
you're a snob
nobody likes a snob

>>215723699
haha nice going
>>215723651
camping alone might be dangerous for someone with female bone structure

autistic freak bitch i used to work with.. is still at that old company
fucking bitch
she fucking FUCKED ME UP

>>215723705
why haven't you toasted it

>>215723705
alri paul harrell

>>215723711
lol

>>215723706
okay I'll call you mong then
why are you seething, mong? did you get bullied for being a pikey at school or summat

>>215723711
she's done you

got little britain on now
still very funny
i don't like it !!! haha

>>215723748
uh that's problematic

>>215723686
still don't get it as its own thing other than being very mildly frustrated as much as being prevented from any other task you'd like to do
it's not like when you need to cough and someone else in the room has just coughed too recently so you need to hold it in

>>215723706
>relatable
What does that even mean? That's almost 5 syllabus, who the fuck talks like this

>>215723759
dont give a fuck what the woke think

let's not forget October the 7th when Hamas openly raped and murdered 6 million BABIES infront of their parents in the kibbutz, raped and killed young girls at the festival and paraded them around the town in the back of pick up trucks, there's plenty of videos online, Israel's retaliation was fully justified in my opinion.

nth for the holodem

>>215723748
the original neet

>>215723783
>retaliation
middle class gimp

>>215723748
>>215723782
lorraine kelly + her growler tossing and turning in bed for one more night thanks to you posting this

>>215723669
yeah, us lower class peasants do learn how to count up to five, believe it or not
we also learn pretty quickly what a snob looks like
you're a joke to the majority that you look down on, and to the upper classes that you aspire to impress

>>215723769
can you think of a more concise word that means the same thing?
the difference is, i didn't use that word to look educated
i used it because it was the best word for the job

mixed up little britain with bo selecta award

>>215723793
this is probably what my head would look like if i didnt shave my hair

>>215723569
outstanding post

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759937184537111.webm

looks like the greens are going to win in australia too

>>215723590
Saw the right on whatever podcast for like 10 mins. I wanted to pat her head, cutting all up her and she missed like 2 high fives

You just know she had some dumb ahh opinions but never got to that point

>>215723825
dust???
anyone??? no???
dust???
haha

>>215723764
>it's not like when you need to cough and someone else in the room has just coughed too recently so you need to hold it in
just cough anyway pussy
id rather have a hacking cough than be horny when i dont consent to it

>>215723833
she had to leave the party and make her own gimmick party

How come Americans are so naturally socially dominant compared to brits

we're all in here >>>/gif/29595719

rorke ' democracy in a multicultial society is simply an ethnic head count'
leftypol 'shut up rorke you smelly racist'

>>215723866
>too cringey for greens
well i guess it's over for her then init

>>215723833
Please tell me this is AI generated this is so upsetting in many ways

>>215723868
scots-irish, calvinist, and the Chesapeake aristocracy were more dominant than others bongs, even the puritans with their stiff upper lip

>>215723833
mad how local culture barely exists anymore
why is aus zoomoid speak the exact same as american zoomoid speak

>>215723896
Puritans were Calvinists you mong

>>215723903
the sentence doesnt indicate otherwise

>>215723876
she left the labor party actually and her husband had to leave it too

>>215723898
Stop yapping unc

>>215723733
i didn't get bullied at school because my mum taught me to punch cunts in the face if they tried
i'm not seething
i just despise snobbery
you think you're better than me because your parents sent you to an expensive school while i grew up on a council estate
i've met folks from all walks of life, and snobs are everywhere, and they're always scum
up there with racists for their gross prejudice
not all middle class folks are snobs, but middle class snobs are easily the worst

>>215723851
just cum who's stopping you?
>oh but laws and common decency
coward

>>215723898
online forums and egregores are the new localities

>>215723924
>woman humor
is this just you craving a man like Kavanaugh who whips it out apropos of nothing?

Going bed now team

Well done!! Another day of trying our best. We are the best team anyone could ask for.

>>215723825
Craving a lovely bit of poo myself

ate so much pasta maybe even too much pasta

>>215723944
You sleep tight little lass

Find it bizarre how easily jfs get tilted in games

>>215723941
a white man is never blue balls'd, he jizzes precisely when he means to

Zoomers are a lot funnier than millennials and I say this as a millennial

>>215723989
this is why we will never be conquered

shaking my legs erratically to the music lying in bed

>>215723989
As a nerd I applaud and recognize this reference!

>>215723998
not really too difficult considering millennial humour is basically just pulling a jim carrey face and talking like a toddler.

>>215723988
for me its the french nasal whinge 'fakin nube'

>>215723998
i will take millennial cringe over zoomer irony any day

>>215723944
good night

>>215724030
big fan of that one but my favourite is the germans who will say "Fuck dute" while sounding completely unbothered

does anyone know why

It should be illegal to give your children a name I don't like

I don't understand how Morrissey can sing like that.
>dreams have a knack of just not coming true
But all his dreams did come true, unlike mine.

>>215724052
yes
but i shall never share my secrets

>>215724056
You’re untalented and since you’re Swedish you look retarded

does anyone know how to

small foamy beers

puritans mentioned
>>215723944
nite

fucking freak autistic bitch i used to work with... she needs sorting out.. im in the dirt now...

I put a load of bogroll in the toilet to silence the poo. It worked. No plopping noise. Just a nice quiet poo. The neighbours are none the wiser. Until the smell hits them...

>>215724071
>>215724066

going to put something in my arsehole soon

>>215724094
outstanding post as usual young michael

>>215724070
I'm actually objectively attractive, however I'm autistic as fuck and don't know how to talk to people.

why don't we all just

>>215723998
is this the zoomer humour you speak of?

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1760136457557379.webm

>>215724094
stick to just putting poo in there my lad

wanking to anime

>>215724056
He dreamed of an England for the English. Did that come true?

>>215724101
hello MI5

Currently listening to Dark Tranquility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FmuK23PLus

>>215724114
No that’s a female showing off her small boobs

used to play cs with 3 russian lads who were a proper laugh, considering they barely spoke english their sense of humour was top tier bet they were comedy gold in their own language

in france they call their database of benefits claimants the dossier

>>215724123
for me its ruins of beverast

>>215723788
>peach milky and rinrin doll modelling her merch
Corrrr I just learnt peach milky is the body model for Ashley in the RE4 remake

remember the first time i had sex and being caught off guard that the girl i'd shagged wanted me to hold her after we'd finished because that doesn't really happen in porn

Bit of a problem lads, it's about this poo. We've got most of it out. Probably 90% yeah? But this last 10% is just dangling. Can't push it out we've tried that. And if we start wiping then, as I say, there's a good 10% still there. We're pushing right now but as I say, it doesn't look good. So any ideas lads?

>>215724209
but ask for it and its a big red flag

flag on

Rorke's drip

>>215724209
radfems are right about porn but i am like an 18th century fella who agrees slavery is bad but loves to eat sugar and wear cotton

>>215724252
silly little guys just pure cuddling

fligugigu ... funny

>>215724222
cut your loses mate
its better to walk away then losing your dignity

>>215724118
it will do pal

it will do

>>215722930 (OP)
SEXO innit

>>215724118
there's no england now

>>215722930 (OP)
Average face but her body is gorgeous

>>215724209
That hasn't happened to be ever because normally we both really just want to wash ourselves.
Porn and films never really mention how messy sex is.

Currently listening to In Flames

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sD5KwvTFXRQ

finished portal
idk was easy
not that good

>>215724280
mischievous lil samhyde

bit weird how most bossman takeaways are much better quality, price and portion than literally any big brand

Escorts who swallow are elite

>>215723833
engagement bait speech worked I suppose

>>215724302
will you play portal 2? it's more challenging

>>215724313
cost and size yes but not even close otherwise
its cheaper and theres more. people like degrading themselves nowadays

do not go gentle into that good night
rage against the dying of the light

Popping down to Lumbridge
Want anything

>>215724265
ffs rorke

>>215724299
shagged a fat girl last summer and her mattress soaked through to the other side, very grim

>>215724343
3-4 regular logs, please. from out the bank

>>215724337
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNalvo1ydJU

>>215724343
pack of wine gums

I want to go play vscape for a few months again with some anons from here adn we can maybe go run a little bit of the economy and/to get very rich. with one of the accountant anons
Thomas Jefferson said that to do big things you have to work together as a team

>>215724324
maybe. will do the advanced maps on portal 1 first maybe

>>215724313
not weird
business owners are more invested in their own business

Goooo gaaaaaa blep

>>215724354
i come multiple times in a session but usually stop once it starts farting from jizz bubbles and sweaty flabs making numerous vacuum seals

okay but why are they like this?

>>215724343
pot of cream from the rfd chest

>>215724371
fuck playing private servers half of them are crypto miner clients

Bames
Not a fan to tell you the truth

>>215724401
are you an accountant? or is there an accountant here too

>>215723644
i dunno if there has been rigorous research into the matter but i think its probably fine unless maybe youve got it on for months

>>215724419
do u want a bond (runescape)

>>215724399
reddit : the race

>>215724401
what about a 4chan rs private server
there is one like what the game was like in 2007 forever and we can go do the 4chan server (fitting)

The names bond
Runescape bond

Sir Rune Scaper

it's fffucked

>>215724436
only if there is a way to make money on osrs with an almost (300 hours to) max account with 300 hours to like 2-3 200m capes. probably not 300 horus for the 99s because 1 is construction. if I can make money in real life with the account without getting banned ill take a bond and if its sustainable pay you the money for a bond ingame

>>215724257
bearberg

Always wanted one of these buggers, even if CGR went to absolute shit.

pooscape

>>215724439
we could have had it but jagex decided to scrap project zanaris

>>215724439
>in 2007 forever
literally no reason to do this

literally cannot stop myself from mindlessly queuing overwatch 2 ranked games

>>215724472
looks like piss, tastes like it too. and it gives you bitch tits as an extra bonus

>>215724472
whats that
wheres it from
what is cgr
what does it have to do with britain

>>215724491
theres give and take but at least the redditors fuck off after a while like a revolving door of them. although the server doesnt take donations for ingame items

could take an alien in a fight

>>215724469
u could just kill vorkath or something idk even doing herb runs every few hours gives enough to buy another bond after 2 weeks

why risk getting a ban for botting

>>215724524
no mate I don't think you could

What is it about RuneScape that keeps people addicted?
Gotta be autism surely

>>215724492
*specs your head smoove off*

>>215724541
I mean actually playing the game and getting real life money for doing that. the only way I would play that game (its so shit and I played for like 15 years)

>>215724496
You can put more than beer in a glass you absolute mong.

>>215724513
>whats that
a glass
>wheres it from
Somewhere in Pennsylvania
>what is cgr
Classic Game Room, one of the oldest video game-related shows on the internet. The host (Mark) went a bit schizo and now posts nonsensical slop on his YouTube channel.
>what does it have to do with britain
Fuck all

private servers are so much better, its insane. gn
gngn

>>215724513
Classic Game Room is (was?) a youtube channel where a guy reviewed retro games. It was decently popular on /v/ in like 2012, mainly because of the guy's unique sounding soothing voice. However the channel started shilling shitty kickstarters and droppeed off in popularity. Fun fact: he was a complete nepobaby and his rich dad paid for a warehouse and all his games and consoles

>>215724561
i dont think its even worth selling gold its like 8p per mill and they've started giving out perm bans apparently, maybe you could make a retarded gay youtube series and make a few quid plenty of people seem to pull it off

>>215724524
i could take that eye thing from alien earth
maybe the plant
def not a xeno tho
and a cyborg would fuck me up

>>215724608
yeah the price of gold ahs been bad since JaGeX took over that market (not that I ever did)

sir mars volta

hello and welcome to my walk only no teleporting ultimate iron man series please like and subscribe and watch my ads

>>215724627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LskroW7QUNo

if theres a post-2007content server up since leagues I will go play it with an anon and maybe it would be more fun

ET TU BRUTE

Any WarStrike Chads in

Rest in peace Clint Eastwood

>>215724690
that game looks based and grindy

>>215724621
funny how jagex says they're cracking down on bots/gold sellers but also say it has to be managed carefully for the sake of the economy, they basically admit the entire economy is propped up by bots so i wouldn't be surprised if half of them belong to jagex

>>215724602
I remember there was also another show called CGR Undertow that was loved by many and Mark allegedly got jealous at his success and fired him.

>youse just mad cause we export more cotton to massa than you
>cottons the only thing keeping us relevant
>massa's cotton wealth gets me clothes and food and education
>youse just want to hold a brotha down

>>215724705
whoops meant to post this in the brazil thread

>>215724723
on behalf of that thread i can say it isnt worth posting there either

where's the fucking new

>>215724739
>>215724757
>>215724757
>>215724757