Thread 215724757

Any creative genius man in?
Any thinking outside the box man in?

right im off to bed
*stands by the door to hear what you say about me when im gone*

im about to get FLATTENED online

I have never made love to a woman lads

love women's sports

no edition, anon?
no edition? you fucking idiot
you moron
you total fucking cretin
that was YOUR job

>>215724811
scream

>>215724806
age?

>>215724811
is this ai?

Been pooing like mad

Prince William did some thing regarding suicide and mental elf and stuff
Ended up bursting into tears on TV.

Aren't they meant to be the stiff upper lip people?
Must say I'm not a fan.

often tempted to get into osrs but i see what it does to people it's like heroin

going to bed before the man tries to take my skin

>>215724866
>he didn't watch the games live on the telly

>>215724886
tsmt

>>215724881
my poo doesnt float anymore. i wonder what’s causing this

i would use my example to ask you if you could ever go to the /brit/ threat, at any time of the day, on any day, ALL DAY go to /brit/ and look through the thread, and not see a single Bradley. if you went there all the time to do that, then by the end of the week how many threads would there not have been a single bradley (noting that it is all one person) in it, in 7 days?

but you shouldnt stop with yourself and trying to do your job properly, and, if you cant explain how him posting the game show character over and over again isnt spam/flooding, then ban it

>>215724913
pretty sure it's not meant to float

sex with vtubers

guys look at this cool picture I found on the internet

Just want to do ONE psy-op. Just one. But no. No. You won't let me, will you. Tsk tsk you say.

>>215724921
i see but i prefer it floating because it looks better

>>215724932
this but a pair of massive great stonking woman breasts

watching a world cup qualifier
on bloody youtube
because it's 2025 and you can just do that now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG1lmgWAen8

>>215724886
Hardly burst into tears
At least he's not pussy whipped by a black yank actress and mopes in front of the cameras constantly while crying about privacy

might have a wank (night cap wank)

How many of the 2026 World Cup's 104 games will you watch next Summer lads?

>>215724984
calm down william

>Hardly burst into tears
>At least he's not pussy whipped by a black yank actress and mopes in front of the cameras constantly while crying about privacy

Take the scorn to wear the horn
It was the crest when you was born
Your father’s father wore it
And your father wore it too

Hal-an-tow, jolly rumble O
We were up long before the day O
To welcome in the summer,
To welcome in the May O
The summer is a-coming in
And winter’s gone away O

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf0Teo1zz1M

>>215724984
easy now will

>>215725029
good tune

>>215725035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7FNtVdo4mc

tomorrow I will have a poo I think

Would scran Emma Watson’s poo without hesitation.

>>215724984
don't think it's a contest about who can be the saddest bastard mate
otherwise they'd just ask you

really recommend the blackcurrant drink from aldis lads

>>215725098
lol

>>215725031
buy an ad charlie

walking down a busy road trying my best not to give into the urge to jump in front of a truck. One of these days...

>At about 6 a.m. several thousand people (estimates reached 500,000) were already gathered on the field. Rumours spread that there was not enough beer or pretzels for everybody, and that the enamel cups contained gold coins. A police force of 1,800 men failed to maintain civil order, and a catastrophic crowd crush occurred
>A total of 1,282 corpses were collected from the scene, and the injured numbered between 9,000 and 20,000, according to different estimates.
Lmao.

mate of mine never smoked until he was like 25 and did it unironically to look cool with some lads he was out drinking with who were all smoking. even then, he only really smoked maybe 3-4 cigs a month on nights out. then he switched to a vape because everyone was switching to vapes to quit the fags and now he huffs vapes non fucking stop. Like, easily more than 25 puffs an hour. vapes should be entirely outlawed.

>>215725207
tell him not us

>>215725081
you know what? it's story time! i havent visited the petrol station i used to stop at to pee when driving into town because the last time i went there was a massive poo in the toilet but it was clogged. i just peed anyway and when i came out the worker was waiting for me. i said 'that poo wasnt mine you know. the toilet's clogged i think' and he just looked at me completely emotionless

this nigga is still on about his fucking blackcurrant squash

>>215725098
booted that runt to the stars

>>215725242
reminds me of that greentext of the bloke being unable to flush his poo on a cruise, so he goes to get a worker and says "titta" which is poo in the language she spoke and he flushes the toilet, and it just goes down the bog like normal

>>215725207
vapes are great if you enjoy popcorn lung

VAPING OUT ME ARSE

>>215725240
amerirorke's da

>>215725282
made up woke shite

inhaling a vape puff to my inner depths then smoking it out my bellend like a fire extinguisher

What county do you lot live in? Got a sneaking suspicion most live in London. I'm West Yorkshire myself.

real incel freak hours

watching PORN

>>215725388
Actress?

>>215725388
reported to gchq. you're nicked incel

>>215725344
inhaling a bunch of unknown chemicals it's definitely safe

>>215725388
Wank status?

morning chaps

ruined the blender trying to purée a poo

>>215725356
south yorkshire here

>>215725388
ktim 2 minutes ago

done now. jizzed. ready for beddiebyes

just remembered the 6 million

>>215725356
shitefordshire

>>215725388
do u like hentai too?

this blackcurrant juice from aldis is really quite moreish

>>215725276
ive got another story but this was like a decade ago. i pooed in a shopping centre toilet but for some reason the bidet wasnt working though the flush was fine. i suspect they come from different water sources (the flush uses water from the tank reservoir and the bidet gets water straight from the main pipe) or maybe it was just broken. most toilets here dont have paper rolls so i had to flush multiple times until it was clean and then i used the flush water to clean myself

>>215725485
Fucking hell lad that's so grim
All that shitty water against your bum. Assuming your knob got splashed too?

Trump is building a Qatari airforce base in Idaho lmao what the fuck are you doing america

>>215725500
nh it was hidden by my bush

candace owens sex arse

>>215725483
stop drinking it this is getting out of control now

phone broke so I can't have comfy bed wanks anymore :/

that's enough arguing with Brazilians online for today. Time to select a film for me and mumberg

young fannies

>>215725556
bet she can make it wink like horse eye

>>215725556
She does look a little dangerously psychotic

The big devil keeps striking oil refineries deep within Russia
Yet Russia refuses to drop a bomb or two on Warsaw, Stockholm and Copenhagen
How are Russia so mentally resilient

>>215725556
candace owens me sex

How was your Friday night then lads?

jav wank on the cards

>>215725734
spent at the incel control centre like every friday night

>>215725734
got a kiss, didnt get sex, thought about suicide the whole way home but that was unrelated to the lack of sex

1st Incel Panzer Corps

homely black women with big chebs

>>215725781
better than getting phone numbers and then being ghosted afterwards

me? wanking to penny flame meninpain scenes

>>215725819
irish diaspora pov

>>215725819
sounds nice

>>215725819
I'm a racial communist lefty but I just cannot find Black women attractive. I can see they are objectively attractive, but I'm just not attracted to them. I think I'm brain broken through years of feeling inferior, which says more about me and me and my latent racism.

picking my nose
is that alright with you leftypol or is that racist now too?

>>215725925
>I can see they are objectively attractive
booking you in an appointment at specsavers lad

>>215725925
>I can see they are objectively attractive

being gay and bent right now

>>215725873
finished my wank now

>>215724886
It's all an act. Everything the royals do is finely stage managed by 30 separate staffers and PR experts. He knows 'le mental elves' are trendy right now so he's just playing it up

Not racist I just say blackcurrant a little too fast

I think most of the post office lot were actually guilty, and I also think Nigel farage is a Jew brown noser, and I also miss Fintan Stewart like you wouldn't believe

i'm gonna choke on one of these peanut m&ms if i keep throwing them into my mouth at this speed

*enters thread to monster pop*

>>215726125
wish i had some
might make bacon cheese sandwich instead

so everyone's wanking then?

do any of you use discord
never used it myself and don't want to

Me personally? Would happily shag anything aged between 20-50 with a vagina and feminine facial features.

yesterday it burned when i peed but not today for some reason

>>215726146
i had a look and it was more complicated than 4chan so i decided not to bother

>>215726154
if you wouldn't you're gay

Spent like 150 quid on Pokemon cards yesterday, feel like an utter pillock.

>>215726142
i'm doing quizzes

>>215726142
just about to start

yesterday it burned when i pooed but not today for some reason

Just had a fucking mare, lads.

Having a gu pudding, not posh or owt it was 50% off down the lidl

>>215726178
What quizzes lad

>Work lots of extra shifts
>Aw sweet more money
>My autismbux gets cut by more than half
I mean I know I should be happy that I end up with more than I would have otherwise but working for an effective $14 an hour doesn't motivate me much you can't even get a large meal at maccas for that

>>215726201
a mare you say?

https://x.com/yollowhowlCPS/status/1976743337853173891
HOWLING

>>215726214
geography quizzes mostly

>>215726225
dropped my ear bud on the ground when walking home and spent a good 20 minutes fumbling about on the floor looing for it

>>215726225
think he said a mare yeah

>>215726236
feel like i've completed sporcle in geography and footie

who watches this dogshit and why is it being recommended to me

Following streamer drama is the thing I hate the most about zoomers

>>215726253
cannot comprehend the mentality behind watching and donating to these people
how do you see a disheveled men streaming from his bedrooms and think
>i'll give him £5

>>215726251
i'd love to get to a point where i know regions and cities of all the major countries as well as things like mountain ranges and rivers but it's quite difficult maintaining all that inside your head

>>215726306
Mad how sometimes you get stuck and if you pause it and do something else for a little bit when you come back to it a load of answers just flow to you really quick

i'm bi

english twinks have juicy butts that smell like sticky toffee pudding

>>215726371
Hi bi
I'm dad

>>215726371
hi bi

>>215724794
what's the website?

Where's Ziedbelg?

looking a a woman’s bun

>>215726398
tendna dot com

looking at some fat bloke looking at a woman's bun

you ever see a black australian
weird

New route setter at red goat not good at all
At some point you just gotta say get on the moonboard, or get down to the climbing works, Sheffield

Gonna get a snack.

>>215724794
*dab*

wank the yank

>>215726800
Die pedo freak

the rt hon sir homer simpson mp

Can’t even imagine the damage id do to chizucheese (with my penis)

I'm a Cardassian.

I want to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.

>dresses her daughter up like a US flag
>dresses her daughter like Sally Brown

Didn't think I'd notice Jenny, you sick fuck?

>>215726800
die out raped paedo.

>>215726896
the raped

watching simspons and smoking

interesting how the same ones whinging all day about immigrant rapists are the same ones who are nonces themselves. Similar to how the alt-right constantly post about bbc

Playing Overwatch and smoking.

>>215726884
surprising post

>>215726985
is that interesting is it

i love to smoke marichuana, it gives me deep meditation
https://youtu.be/fVMCqSUKkmY?list=RDfVMCqSUKkmY

>>215727036
is a bit yeah, makes me wonder if the whole paki rape scare is nonces angry about pakis in their hunting grounds. A lot of rapists and nonces are tied to the anti immigrant movement, its interesting

they call them fingers but i never see them fing

Sir Anglo Grooming Gang

>>215727067
Could be deep state sometimes. We don't like this guy, let's get him for jacking off to a 17 year old. Airdrop some cp onto his phone. Hey British FBI, you're NEVER going to believe who's got CP on his Samsung. That nazi retard, that's right. Can you believe it? I barely can. Hey how's the missus? Oh yeah? *hangs up* SCENE

leftypol bringing up how anyone talking about the child rapists are actually child rapists themselves out of nowhere again is it

>>215727124
>>215727135

>actually rorke this is made up and you are probably just covering for the time YOU did it instead

leftists really don't deserve life man

they fit this standard to a T:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_unworthy_of_life

in fact they are far more deserving of T4 than most of the mongs who were subjected to it by germany at least

any umskeletons in

There are actually more white british convicted paedos than pakistani convicted paedos who don't even get investigated when alleged because why are you such a racist

>>215727224
can't tell if this is satire or genuine incoherent paki nonsense, but yeah leftoids can't do basic maths either (despite claiming to be the 'educated' ones)

I like Hard Boiled more than The Killer

>>215727207
i'm a bit thicc to be an umskeleton

You know what? I like Hard Boiled more than The Killer.

source? teh spaghetti monster told me in a vision

sir ned flanders

Ziplining into a warehouse filled with armed criminals who've just mass murdered firing some kind of smg while connected to the zipline

>>215727353
>According to Hoche, some living people who were brain damaged, intellectually disabled and psychiatrically ill were "mentally dead", "human ballast" and "empty shells of human beings". Hoche believed that killing such people was useful. Some people were simply considered disposable.[10]
that is pretty much you and your entire side
and the public will inevitably accept this, as has happened before

>>215727377
Stop watching the Simpsons and go to bed

>>215727397
struck a nerve have i

spot my whip

[You are not authorized to view this 4chan post.]

>>215727430
well you are happily on the side of child murderers
if you had a soul, it would be obvious why normal people were starting to reject your side

all i'm saying is, your victory dance won't last long

we have lists too

don't play with a girl like me

>>215727461
im not on any side, i think you have fallen for the culture war shite

>>215727490
>my trafficking and murder apologia is just a distraction!

EXAMPLE OF LEFTIST SUBHUMANS FUCKING AROUND:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Terror_(Spain)
>The violence consisted of the killing of tens of thousands of people, including 6,832 Roman Catholic priests, the vast majority in the wake of the rightist military coup in July 1936, the Spanish nobility, small business owners, industrialists, conservative politicians, and known or suspected supporters of the right-leaning parties or the anti-Stalinist Left, and the desecration and arson attacks against monasteries, convents, Catholic schools, and churches.[12]

EXAMPLE OF LEFTIST SUBHUMANS FINDING OUT:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Terror_(Spain)
>Estimates of executions behind the Nationalist lines during the Spanish Civil War range from fewer than 50,000[26] to 200,000[28]:539 (Hugh Thomas: 75,000,[27]:900 Secundino Serrano: 90,000;[48]:32 Josep Fontana: 150,000;[4]:23Julián Casanova: 100,000[53][3]:8 and Julius Ruiz: 150,000.[54]) Most of the victims were killed without a trial in the first months of the war, and their corpses were left on the sides of roads or in clandestine and unmarked mass graves.[55]:231[44]:172

>>215727540
thats nice son, any job interviews today?

on the ice cold tap waters

>>215727552
>the same ones whinging all day about immigrant rapists are the same ones who are nonces themselves.
>wonder if the whole paki rape scare is nonces angry about pakis in their hunting grounds. A lot of rapists and nonces are tied to the anti immigrant movement
leftoids will really say shit like this then pretend they are not 100% aligned with the state

they consider child sex trafficking a 'distraction' while they campaign to have native europeans (and only europeans) replaced by these third world rapists, explicitly

>>215727590
>>>/pol/

give it a break rorke

perfect hour to be arguing about pedophiles on 4chan isn't it

Bumboclart, my lord, bumboclaart

>>215727610
>>215727611
speak of the devil

these unironic retards (https://www.theguardian.com/world/2002/nov/01/spain.gilestremlett) will say you are being 'distracted' by a 'culture war' then go out and shill pic related

>>215727608
you subhumans brought it up

as always

leftoids start things

and nationalists finish them

>>215727632
that article is 22 years old
you realise theres useful idiots on both sides

>>215727657
>that article is 22 years old
so what, you actual retard?

Speak of the devil

>>215727667
literally what is your point? why are you citing a 22 year old article like its at all relevant? if you have some actual insightful social commentary i've yet to see it.

any laplace's demon man in?

>>215727691
what makes it irrelevant, retard?

(if you weren't a retard i would not have had to ask twice, thus the claim is proven - no need to bother responding)

all stuffed full of last night's enchiladas

right so i get banned for posting a dolphin having a wee but this retard can make hundreds of pol posts and not get as much as a warning and the yank can keep posting photos of a sandy hook victim he is obsessed with over and over. Not right this whole 4chan thing

all the commentary you need is right here >>215727540
>retarded leftist sadists, freaks and psychopaths go on a murder spree
>they get systematically exterminated in return when the nation inevitably gets sick of them
it shouldn't sound that abnormal, but to leftoids it is unbelievable, which is why they keep provoking it into happening again lol

I remember when I was 10 I saved my pocket money that my Dad would give me weekly for months to save up for a DS game, Pac-pix, and one day my older brothers were going up town and I gave my money to them to buy me that game and I was so excited and anticipating it all day and when they got back they'd used the money to buy another PSP (we already had one) for themselves and that's when I knew my family didn't love me

oh rorke do give it a rest

>>215727719
maybe you should go back to r*ddit or d*scord then you retarded nonce apologist

>>215727729
>p-please don't respond when i start things it makes me look dumb

>>215727737
had a google for r*ddit and d*scord but I couldn't find them.

>>215727700
Seems like a smart fellow

>>215727702
the culture war didn't exist 22 years ago nor are the editors or columnists of the guardian remotely the same. cherry picking a 20 year old article and trying to apply it to current day politics as some kind of gotcha is bizarre behaviour.

>>215727775
thanks for proving you couldn't even read the piece you massive retard (and you have proven the assertion again a second time, you really don't need to keep responding - it's just redundant)

yeah, so anyway now that he's got the politics out of the system. Whats everyone up to?

Just woke up and was covered in piss, my bed is drenched

>>215727746
in all likelihood, you are on one of these, address and all

>>215727801
you dont even have a coherent point mate

Bin men in Everton, Liverpool, 1987

>>215727470
What should I do with a girl like you?

could really do with one of these right now

>>215727829
you are still arguing the merits of an article you haven't even read lol
proving the assertion a THIRD time

>>215727822
boozing?

>>215727863
ok lad, its too late for this shit
you win this one

the mainstream meteor

need a sophie thatcher gf

waiting until shops open cos 24/7 shops don't exist round my ends

>>215727819
you wanted to talk about how anti-immigration people were all secret rapists, why did you give up so quickly bro?

mfw kate garraway

>>215727912
it's a bit boring now

>>215727866
Nah

sir hour and a half long discusser of brown people at 5am on a saturday

got my willy out

>>215727938
i'm sure

why are you in a british thread complaining about brits who don't like paki child rapists anyway?

>>215727946
>it is only me doing it, nobody else
most honest leftoid

>>215727959
my covid shot had me acting up. lets move on

>>215727924
is that tom daley he's so hot

what about the fella who ate all those cola bottles
mad innit

>>215727979
fix your brain perhaps

>>215727982
maybe you should take twelve more of them (and some cyanide for good measure)

as long as im in polo smilin' they think they got me

>>215727982
maybe you should take twelve more of them (and some cyanide for good measure)

>>215728003
>>215727997
how's he done this then

>>215727997
>>215728003

>>215727993
swallow cyanide pal

>>215728015
hacked the site

>>215728015
sometimes when you click submit it aborts and then you get a duplicate

started using my phone without a case
feels mad

it's just funny is all

that they love to instigate conflict

and this is how it ends up

and it appears to be coming again

comfy

commiemong megamelty

>>215728074
wonder if i've ever played against him

>>215728084
not even remotely similar posting styles or topics
>most keen yank

>>215728074
wonder if he plays AoE

>>215728039
nah, something fishy going on.

>>215728074
did he do anything wrong
sunni muslims are animals

Charles Ingram (L) and his wife Diana sell copies of his book and other merchandise at a car boot sale, on August 27, 2022 in Bristol, England (2022)

>>215728074
wonder what energy drinks he likes

>>215728106
maybe you should complain to the authorities about it

i will have a pet possum
i will have a pet raccoon
i will drive the pickup truck
i will have the big iron on my hip
and I will get a weird cute gf

>>215728126
i looked up the author of that quote and it's a fat brazilian man?

sucking on one of these, am an effete man who lacks manhood you see

post the ponies
post the bladees

>>215728156
scran

im talking about that ps triple

Order them.

>>215728155
it appears you're retarded

Pippin: "What about breakfast?"
Aragorn: "You've already scran it."
Pippin: "We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?"
Merry: "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin: "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?"
Merry: "I wouldn't count on it."

>>215728186
>Soto Vélez went to live in New York City and in 1943, joined the Communist Party.
uhh?

>>215728186
it says Wagner Clemente Soto

>>215728191
the past participle of scran is scranned

goodnight forum

>>215728206
>>215728209
ha, so it does

>>215728236
Aragorn doesn't use scranned, he says scran

>>215728239
goodnight my lovely

>>215728271
can you post a pony or a bladee for me before I go to bed

dont drive, but i love the chase

Here's a rose for all the ladies in the room @}———

>>215728288
shudder to think of the kind of women on /brit/ at 05:30

>>215728283
don't have any sorry <3

>>215728299
*blushes*

god, i wish i could stuff my face full of chocolates, crisps, fried chicken, burgers etc but I don't want to get fat

Nothing promises more and delivers less than a nectarine.

>>215728390
the alpha male

>>215728390
my grotty incel face when I see a female online and she is not naked (I am whiter and have more chin)

>>215728450
>>215728450
>>215728450

farting out the lamb madras as speak

janny is a tenant

NO JANNY LOVES ME
NO JANNY LOVES ME
BUT YOU

swift action by janny

>>215728457
kek

KEK

BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

hi

yeah deleted the thread quick but i note that the racism posted earlier is still up

>>215728530
that guy is probably a janny hence no need for cool downs

don't know what to do today
no football
not really in a gamey mood
i'll cook of course but not sure what to do until then

300
>300

>>215728558
>>215728558
>>215728558

>>215728566
TAKE IT DOWN JANNY

>>215728530
>>215728540
>you faggots are still going
why bother posting support for child rapists if you're just gonna whine about it being responded to?

>>215728566
bump limit is 310
furthermore you should wait until the current thread is on page 8

>>215728575
>>215728577
>>215728579
seethe nigel macfaglords, if you have 300 you can make a new