Thread 215728558

soy drink umami edish

um

i liked the ted one more

drinking water

also 'the jannies are racist right wing chuds' lmao

like when they pretend the govt is full of 'nazis'

their retardedness beggars belief

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alri

>>215728612
jannies are terminally online losers like you

>>215728606
bump limit has always been 310. If jannies did their jobs correctly, threads made before that would get deleted

>>215728638
and you totally aren't one
kek

>>215728634
me behind the camera

>>215728612
is this mousenonce's new grift

>>215728648
This looks like 3 different racist caricatures.

>>215728606
middle post was not about you, stupid indog

>>215728659
try to be less retarded

>>215728611
agua....

>>215728658
After the pic was taken you railed them all, right?

>>215728665
are you mouse?

>>215728648
the thing that is really telling is that you have never even mentioned updog or it's implications. You have heard of updog right?

>>215728648
i can guarantee with 100% certainly you are loser

it's rape o'clock

LIV
ERP
OOL

Battlefield 6 situation is wild.

>>215728688
*ducks under the covers*

>>215728688
*runs off into the night*

>>215728664
lmao
just the biomass
i mean the resistance

>>215728675
no you braindead faggot

>>215728678
crazy how you are still mad because i only mentioned how stupid you were to openly support paki rape rings several hours ago

>>215728681
>ravings of the biomass

>>215728694
defeated guardian ape then immediately went to the depths to defeat him again
hated it used every single rare consumable i have

>>215728688
*diddles you* you thought you weren't gonna be the victim did you?

>>215728709
that flag

>>215728709
you remember mouse?
what happened?

any other sigma chads in

waiting for the bloody sun to come up, taking its sweet time

>>215728737
me

>>215728709
toby :3

>>215728606
>nigel macfaglords
howling at this
peak insult

No Man's Sky taking an hour to download, skull skull

>>215728765
add me on steam

Might play a game of EU4 as England / Britain and rename all the provinces I conquer to English names and make them all English culture, and yes I will be making Scotland, Wales and Ireland English too

the friday night vibe
https://youtu.be/R9mQ-yXtl04

>>215728773
Well that's them cooked at 180C in the oven for 10 minutes

>>215728691
>dick in son

>>215728786
i often think about how nice it would be to be the last man on earth. Just wake up and everything is the same but nobody here. I could walk into random peoples houses, walk around naked, take whatever I want from the shops. I like movies and tv shows based on this concept but they always end up meeting another person, would like a movie where its just a lad having a ball beginning to end

>>215728779
have you tried having sex instead?

>>215728823
saving myself til marriage

just done 19 cute little rabbit poos but I'm letting them disintegrate in the toilet because I'm afraid flushing them all at once could cause a clog

turn the biomass into biofuel

can hear the downstairs neighbour cutting about already
it's 6am on a Saturday wtf

might move to South Dakota

>>215728862
they're seizing the day mate

told the toilfu I have a pierced dick and she believed me

>>215728822
theres a new zealand film about that but he does end up meeting other people and getting cucked by a black lad

zip zop zoobity bop

>>215728884
The Quiet Earth yeah

>>215728862
what's wrong with that? been up and about for an hour me and I'll be off on my incelwalk in 10 mins

>>215728872
makes me think of Blockbusters

also I would love a pet possum they're qt

>>215728908
oh behave

>>215728921
peak 90s TV this

>>215728916
people typically enjoy a lie-in on a weekend, only weird isolated freaks get up this early

deon dreyers skull flying in front of my face after i've dived 280 metres to recover his body in a cave literally called the bushman's arsehole

Reckon I need a poo. That fart I just did smelled utterly vile and it did little to relieve my discomfort.

absolutely gagging for a cheeseburg
>>215728921
I will get a pet possum, nothing short of a bullet in the head can stop it

>>215729011
sounds like a reasonable hypothesis based on the available evidence

Show me the English version of this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBnxYAXURcw

If I move to a midwestern shithole with the simple folk and earn an above average salary maybe I could still make it

>>215729043
a handsome lad

>>215729065
https://youtu.be/mLyisMJ5q1c

>>215729088
I did this and I live like a king, definitely recommend

>>215729065
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oEykU-Gs478

drinking vodka milk and blood

mad that one man with one post can tank the stock market

sell poocoin

dont play with a girl like me

Need a devoted and sweet 6/10 wife, a pet possum, 3 kids and a modest home I can decorate for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. It has to be away from the pozz, the woke, the diversity and the technological dystopia. My expectations are reasonable. Allow me this and I will gladly clock in to toilberg 40 hours a week for 30 years.

>>215729163
the poo post effect

Christmas soon.

>>215728749
very nice slavpunk pic

>>215729282
dogshit soulless pic

*opens it before Christmas*

>>215729286
um

good morning you godless sodomites

>>215729286
This is what I was saying when I said America was owned by Jews a couple days ago

>>215729379
morning mate

nice driving this morning empty roads so I can go vrooooooooom

I love naked vaginas

tried to rp with ai but got dissapointed with the outputs again award

pizza for breakfast? Go on then

>>215729428
fat mong

>>215729441
Guarantee I weigh less than you

UMMY

>>215729447
skinny runt

>>215729447
oh you're a fat manlet to boot. shocking

>>215729469
slithered right out of that ogre's grasp

>>215729469
6’1 :P

>>215729484
pls. be bottom

>>215729505
Not gay m8

right get the coffee sucked

got are john on

>>215729532
gay ah music

:/ - poo
:0 - gay porn poo

got sour cream on my cushion last night
i'll have to pop it in the wash today

>>215729547
I got cum on my favourite jumper :(

Remember when rorke said all vaxxed people will die off by now? What a melt

>>215729584
I also remember everyone saying I would die because I didn’t get the vax

Pennsylvania is belongs to Wales

>>215729590
I guess there were hysterical faggots on both sides huh

>>215729613
are you drunk or retarded

you're NOW blinking manually. BOOM you're completely under my spell

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DO NOT watch the new Conjuring movie if you’re a virgin
It will only make you depressed

keep away from the guy with the funny eye
keep away from the funny-eyed guy

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it's all sex sex sex with you lot isn't it. grow up

>>215729680
>written by Ian Goldberg
As if I'd watch that yiddish muck

>>215729680
why
what happens in it

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you're all the same the lot of you with your long hair and faggot clothes
and you hate the police, don't you?

hey wankface

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>215729698
Young love, marriage, kids, growing old together

All things I will never have
>>215729697
Hope you don’t watch literally any movie then since it’s all jews

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Love me some early morning cronem posting.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Women owe me sex

>>215729728
ah, the bladerunner 2049 effect

>>215729767
Never watched it

feels good waking up early and sober

>>215729793
clue gained

>>215729781
okay
i've never seen any "the conjuring"

>>215729811
Yeah good, because I just told you not to watch it keep up.

>>215729830
you told virgins not to watch it
as a shagger this doesn't apply to me
maybe if you could keep up with your own thought processes you wouldn't be a virgin getting upset at families and love in films

Do British people tend to get along? Are they as polite as they are portrayed in media?

>>215729853
You know there’s no need to be nasty. I wasn’t nasty to you.

>>215729863
Have you ever seen people in this thread get along? It's a horrible, aggressive place where we come to be horrible and aggressive.

>>215729863
Depends what class of British people we are talking about

>>215729879
you spiked my cortisol but let's let bygones be bygones and shake willies in the spirit of friendship

I'm still here if any of you are up for a chat

>>215729559
it's my favourite jumper now

>>215729680
love love LOVE the conjuring universe

his female friends are his failed talking stages btw

>>215729924
You were rude to me last week so you can FUCK OFF

The clue gainer himself

>>215729559
on that note what happens if you dirty the stuff in like a hotel like that
got spunk on a spare cushion in a hotel before and was terrified they'd bill me for it
it wasnt like a bedsheet or anything where i assume it happens often
but like a nice throw cushion

How do I filter flags with the color green

>>215729962
le working class hero

>>215729962
This cunt went to a private school his whole “I’m a working class geeza BOSH” shit is just an act

oh yeah going to be ready for this autumn and winter

>>215729964
it's just part of a hotel's expenses
it's assumed that liquids will be spilled in hotel bedrooms

>>215729955
You support the Genocide of White people

>>215730002
pissed the bed when i was young and on holiday in benidorm, they just started putting plastic covers under the sheets

I have done TWO (2) poos since this post >>215729011 and feel a third one coming on. State of it.

well said kas

that first morning poo :D
that second morning poo D:

not sure if i want to play skyrim or not
not played it since last weekend and i may have lost the drive

>>215730083
My mum has them

logging in to /brit/ for pvp

>>215730086
would love to sniff them

>>215730086
Imagining her with nothing else on but those ;)

>>215730092
Bit weird that m8

Had a massage yesterday and she started to massage my arsecheeks which was a bit weird.
Then she massaged the area between my cheeks, roughly over the hole, but not the hole directly since I was still wearing trousers. My hand kept touching her legs when she leaned in.
I've been massaged by her before but this was the first time she's done this.

>>215729990
>>215729996
Haters

>>215730148
If youre being serious this is what they do when the gauge if you want a handy. Usually do a moan or somethat if you do

>>215730171
I am being serious but I doubt that, she massages a lot of my family members and is a physiotherapist with a PHD. She only does that to women during uro-gynaecological massages and treatment.

yanks be like, "I rent a condo"

got a absolute crazy boner

tried doing massages with happy endings a few times but never managed to cum during any of them
reckon its a sign you shouldnt do that

Knew a lad at school with the surname McTaggart. Used to bully him and call him McFaggot

>>215730317
Now look at you

>>215730278
reckon you're just a bit shy

>>215730317
Make you feel like the big man?

and so I chose to do nothing
it was the one move nobody could have predicted

Got the true crime podcast on for bed

>>215730083
I have had a pair of UGG slippers for like 5 years

>>215730317
Do you feel like a man when you push him around?

used to get abuse everyday at school because my older sister was 2 years above me. I used go and bully the nerds to vent my frustration

Why do shops only open at like 10am-3pm when everyone is at work then blame immigrants for the high street dying?

catberg waking me up standing on my chest screaming in my face just for an ear tickle and then curling up and going back to sleep again

>>215730267
Reminds me of the Crazy Bones toys I used to collect as a lad

BREAKING: Councillor reported to the Police for saying she was 'born and bred' in Falkirk

I wish I was joking
We live in a police state

TWENTY TWO PAGE POLICE DOSSIER FILED FOR 'OFFENSIVE REMARKS'

She will now be questioned by Police

>>215730408
Really nice independent bakery opened in my town but they close at like 2pm. What's the fucking point

>>215730422
based 'berg

'The complaint claims that Mackie-Brown’s “born and bred” comment could be considered “insulting to asylum seekers by implying their lesser legitimacy”. This, it was argued, could be considered a breach of Public Order Act 1986 under offences for “intentionally causing harassment, alarm or distress”.

It also argues that the comment is “exclusionary” and “discriminatory” which, it is claimed, could constitute a breach of the requirements on councillors to avoid language which could “reasonably be perceived” to be discriminatory.

The complaint said: “The phrase ‘born and bred’ carries specific connotations in immigration discourse, particularly when contrasted with the presence of asylum seekers.

>>215730441
who's buying pastries and bread past midday, they're a breakfast item

>>215730422
my berg refuses to sleep unless i have my hand on him, proper needy little bastard

whenever I drink a coffee there's a solid 60% chance I'll be shitting my guts out 10 minutes later

Would anyone be interested in an external consultant(white monkey) gig?
You will have to make your own props with our companies logo since we can't afford to fly you in, a bunch of zoom photoshoots and done.

Unironically just be white and don't look like your some like of dysgenic nonce.

>>215729990
>>215729996
tall poppy syndrome is for the irish

>>215730484
>don't look like your some like of dysgenic nonce
damn, so fucking close

>>215730484
I'm a dysgenic nonce but I don't look like one

>>215730330
>>215730344
>>215730371
Found the McFAGGOTS kek

>>215730491
Dunno what that means mate

>>215730484
>don't look like your some like of dysgenic nonce

>>215730484
im ready whenever boss

>>215730441
The problem is energy prices. Businesses can't afford to be open all day.
I don't understand why Sir Rachel Reeves bangs on about productivity yet does nothing about energy costs

>>215730544
shitting nora

Jameela Jamil is 40 and she is also the purest of sex

>>215730598
would

>>215730607
Are you implying you are a homosexual

>>215730544
Don't like the ripped abs and lack of chebs, but I'd love to nosh on her pussy and have her thighs pop my head like a balloon

>>215730606
https://www.tiktok.com/@gianmarcosoresi/video/7509117821197077803?lang=en

might bin the vape
just makes you feel like shit and nukes your appetite
pathetic habit

>>215730617
:)

Anyone who uses tikkytok is evil it's as simple as that

is attractiveness mostly based on symmetry or what, reckon most of the conventionally attractive people have well balanced symmetrical features

>>215730606
remember fancying her back in the T4 days
her and Alexa Chung, corr

wheatley from portal 2 turns me on

i see ive drank far too much last night and ruined my saturday before it even started. well done me. bravo. congratulations

some people go through life and learn lots of different lessons but some of us just learn the same lesson over and over and over again

I think the reason that westoid states are so determined to import infinity Indians is due to their servile nature.

Indians are just absolutely built for slavery. The anglo jewish rulers want a global India.

>>215729990
>>215729996
He got a scholarship, suddenly don't believe in social mobility eh leftypol?

>>215730683
Getting steaming as a rocket is never worth it. It's just a waste of money and you feel like shit the next day. A few drinks is best if you're going to drink at all.

>>215730658
yes, it's a pretty well known phenomenon that symmetrical faces are prettier

>>215730665
>The daughter of Gillian and Phillip Chung. Her father, a graphic designer, has Chinese ancestry through three grandparents and English ancestry via one, while her mother, a housewife, is English
Grim

>>215730700
words of wisdom employed woman my man, words of wisdom

>>215730460
Born and bred is an extremely common phrase why is there such a hurrah about this?

>>215730701
why

the scranwise gamgee

>>215730683
I have learned that 4 high percentage pint cans is the perfect amount for me. Enough to get a nice buzz if drank quickly, but not enough for any noticeable after effects. After 4 I just stop

>>215730723
Thanks but I'm not a man

Wonder what the difference is between Indonesia and the Phillippines

>>215730737
Tbf Maguire has a massive head and kinda deserves it

i need to shave my pubes

good morning you pathetic incel worms

Exterminationist National Socialism, lads.

>>215730747
Prove it

>>215730744
I have pre mixed cocktails or cider now and stop after two, maybe three, and my life is better for it.

>>215730729
I guess it's a sign that you have no genetic or birth defects, and are therfore a desirable mate?

These spiritual chains are a truer mark of slavery than the iron chains which are yet to come. Why didn’t we rebel 35 years ago, when they took our schools away from us and began converting them into racially mixed jungles? Why didn’t we throw them all out of the country 50 years ago, instead of letting them use us as cannon fodder in their war to subjugate Europe? More to the point, why didn’t we rise up three years ago, when they started taking our guns away? Why didn’t we rise up in righteous fury and drag these arrogant aliens into the streets and cut their throats then? Why didn’t we roast them over bonfires at every street-corner in America? Why didn’t we make a final end to this obnoxious and eternally pushy clan, this pestilence from the sewers of the East, instead of meekly allowing ourselves to be disarmed?

>>215730754
phillippines is full of cute yellow people
indonesia is full of slightly less cute yellow people and theyre also muslim for some reason

any of you mongs been up all night?

not me. had 8+ hours sleep. feeling lush x

Bet those farts reek.

>>215730754
Philippino women are qt, that's the difference

>>215730805
Same, gonna make a coffee then hit the gym

>>215730789
you can have symmetrical features and still be retarded though

>>215730805
I had a similar quantity of sleep to you yet I still feel tired

>>215730754
filipinos are mexican asians, indonesians are paki asians

>>215730698
Done them

>>215730814
Most Filipinos skin makes them look like a piece of fruit that's been left in the sun and gone on

>>215730031
>the straights

filipinos and thais are very rapeable. japs and chinks are not.

>>215730801
A lot of the philippines yellow people are muslim
A lot of the indonesian yellow people are non-muslim

>>215730867
flips have got nice arses

why do zoomers value safe space over free space?

can't rape the willing

Any other A60 Aryan Beasts in?

https://youtu.be/cqxezzt4epg?si=QIhi396SeD5mWqRK

Before the rise of (((technology))) there was no real need for the odd concept of 'flash' as a distinction from 'on-sight '- or is the other way round. Either way, I am not sure the world is big enough for the two of them.
Hamish McArthur can just sit there watching hours of YouTube videos now ahead of his 'flash' attempt

>>215730828
true but if you see someone with a very asymmetrical face or body like that goblin in the 300 film you would be repulsed from mating with them because they're guaranteed to be genetically fucked or have low disease resistance

Porridge with honey and a cup of coffee for the breakfast team

>Day drinking
>The lad organising it wants to meet at 10:30
Bit fucking early that

saw a bird on bumble who was in a wheelchair but was absolutely criminally fit, a near on 10/10 if she had functioning legs

imagine how grim if must be shagging a cripple doe

>>215730737
With Cristiano it's always polemic

>pathetic incel worm
psctim

>>215728558 (OP)
unc pulled out the 2018 soyjak :skull:

>>215730978
Probably helps if you really like blowjobs

>>215730969
read that as the lad orgasming

Tired with low energy team

>>215730998
have a wank then

remember my teacher in primary school saying hitler would have killed everyone in the class who didn't have blue eyes and blonde hair or wore glasses

Flips are basically the easiest women in the world to chat up online
Obviously you then have to actually go there but it looks pretty kino desu

Forgot Johnny Five was so tall
Somehow got it in my head he was a little robot feller

>>215730998
get activeee

>>215731011
They said that to us too, must be on the curriculum

eating flies

johnny six six

>>215730698
no i don't believe in "social mobility" nor should any leftypol
social mobility is a capitalist cope that offers nothing but a glimmer of hope for the select few who manage to drag themselves out of poverty rather than fixing the root cause of poverty in the first place

>>215730998
walk off a train platform

>>215731014
where do you chat them up im horny as shit lying in bed

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

Lads I have an exciting announcement to share with you all. Today is the first day that I have turned the heating on

>>215731011
https://youtu.be/oygs6CHoDBg?t=436

>>215731101
Just put a jumper or two on mate.

>>215731101
THIS IS THE DAY
THE HOUSE IS GONNA BE WARM

>>215731038
>the root cause of poverty in the first place
which is?

>>215731126
wealth inequality

>>215731055
would love to push her in front of that lorry

>>215731070
Reddit is full of them but I presume you can get them elsewhere too

>>215731131
thats not a root cause you imbecile

switching over to my laptop so i don't have to see that obnoxious cunt

>>215731126
poo

turns out the root cause of wealth inequality is wealth inequality

I like claw clips but they always slide out of my hair :/

>>215731142
well itt is

>>215731011
Sounds based.

just seen a old woman who can barely walk get into a suv
why does she need that for?

going to reddit to chat up the filipino lengers and show them pictures of my 6 inch cheesy knob

brapley walsh

>>215731172
its not though is it. there are dozens of factors contributing to wealth inequality. 'wealth inequality' is extremely vague, explains nothing, and is absolutely not a root cause.

ran out of brown sugar

>>215731203
dozens of factors can be boiled down to inefficient or unfair allocation of resources i.e. wealth inequality

back from my ban (temporary)

>>215731236
still not a root cause.

>>215731255
okay fine
let's make it "the cause"
doesn't really change the point does it, social mobility is not a goal of left wing politics

>>215731288
>>215731288