Thread 215729305

Americans be like
>Before I get breakfast at the 4th McDrive down the 9th 27-lane stroad, lemme pick up my monthly Ozempic bulk at the drive-in pharmacy real quick

>>215729305 (OP)
OHNONONONONONONONOOOOOOO

Sausage biskers from mickey d's be bussin tho fr ong

>>215729305 (OP)
I literally just said that out loud wtf

>>215729345
>mickey d's
Cute

>>215729408
Michelangelo D'onalds

>>215729467
Americans be like
>What if we kissed at the most romantic spot in town, the Golden Arches by renowned Renaissance Fair artist Michelangelo D'onalds

>>215729345
Greasy slop

>>215729305 (OP)
they really are like that aren't they

>>215729589
W-what if we did though? Would you li-like to?

>>215729688
Actually yes unironically, I spend my day dunkin' (donuts) on Americans on 4chins but the reality is that I actually love them and I wouldn't exactly mind a cute burger bf

>>215729829
I found the perfect spot. I'll see you there darling.

>>215729930
Y-yes darling... *blushes*

>>215729930
>>215730121
Can you guys do this somewhere else please

>>215730153
Uhh... yes?? We're gonna take it from here at the brutalist mickey d's, thank you very much

>>215730240
Michelangelo D'Angelo's*
I'll be there under the arches. Just look for the guy with eye bags and bedhair.

>>215729305 (OP)
I actually prefer Chick fil A for 4th breakfast

>>215729305 (OP)
No, this is wrong. CVS only has like 1 pharmacist per store now so the drive through wait is usually over 20 minutes. I'm getting breakfast first, then driving across the parking lot to eat while I wait.

>>215730277
I love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

>>215729589
you joke but our local mcds bathroom was unlocked with no door code, so it was the go to place for sex with the school whore

unfortunately she started doing meth and kept her drug dealer bf around, and everyone just kinda flaked off

>>215730269
>guy with eye bags and bedhair.
Cute!!

>>215730319
sovl