Thread 215731288

Johto edition

>>215731288 (OP)
still have a pokewalker in my drawer

brapley walsh

>>215731328
im speaking from the heart when I say grow up

would you go in bonnie's bang bus?

>>215731347
no i'm scared of women

if i was australian i would kill myself at the thought that i could be mistaken for that poster

>>215731328
Images like this make me want to move to a cabin in the woods

>>215731347
I don't associate with blacks or asians

>>215731344
im speaking from the fart when i-(braps in your face)

Name on Holden

They must be getting a bit worried, given it's blatantly an insurance job
Probably being put in the public eye more than they hoped

might replay rdr2

fnaf toy chica armpit porn

>>215731246
Well Henry, was it worth it?

Den Marsch, von Horst Wessel begonnen
Im braunen Gewand der SA,
Vollenden die grauen Kolonnen:
Die große Stunde ist da!

>>215731397
leftypol will stop caring when it's revealed that all the suspects arrested so far have been pakis

>>215731413
never played it

>>215731464
why not

>>215731452
Rest in peace Brave Men of the Wehrmacht and SS

>>215731413
clocked over 600 hours in online doubt i'll ever have the stomach to replay the single player
absolutely rinsed it as the kids say

need to rewatch shrek, flubber, the nutty professor and honey i shrunk the kids

sacked tranny logs off, nazi freak logs on
nazi freak logs off, spain nonce logs on (ad finitum)

this is his entire life

just did a cum that was like peeing. pretty sure i have cancer

>>215731491
haven't got an xbone

>>215731457
They let them all go on bail so they don't have to release their names
Strange for such a serious incident
Stranger still that the ages of the people arrested line up quite nicely with the four blokes here

christmas is on 25/25/25 this year lads gonna be mad ting

>>215731505
that's what happens to me when i goon off

>>215731514
it's available on pc

today`s

Pocket Monster

of the day
Is ..

Emboar !!

Wish I could leave my peepee alone for a couple of days so I could do a really big cum when I finally did use it

I've tried and failed to sleep
I'm a pathetic scrote

>>215731565
don't have a pc do i?

any gamers want to do a bit of gaming with me (5'10 26yo white m)

i would probably be a terrible dog owner
i'm not saying i would shag it or anything, but i would hate walking it often, especially when it's raining

women with huge boobs should all be my mum

im australias first white yn

>>215731581
why not

youth in asia

>>215731583
Trying to learn HoI3 me x

>>215731597
no point

>>215731288 (OP)
Only played Pokemon Red
Only rate Pokemon Red
Only like Pokemon Red

Simple as

>>215731590
Fucks sake rorke

>>215731617
How do I get good at HoI3? I'm coming from Darkest Hour. I've never played HoI4 so I'm not used to the newer systems. I've got over 1000 hours in DH and I can see some things like the production system are very similar in HoI3, but the research system and especially the military organisation system are melting my brain.

>>215731588
every dog owner is like this. they all look so unenthusiastic about taking their dog out. as a id i was like you have a dog and you're not excited?!! but later i realised walks and picking up shit is a pain in the arse. also it's a bit like when you had a friend who has all the ps2 games or all the sky channels but never seemed to stay in to watch them

the grass is never greener

>>215731625
pokemon red is fucking rubbish dtfic

>>215731328
have a word

just woke up with a stiffy

>>215731639
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ssAcTAFyweI

i have a condition where bile that builds up inside me when i dont get to be revolting rude and racist on 4chan. . and now that moderation is tighter im probably going to die from it

it's a bit like rick mayall's form of tourettes where he had to shout out A GREAT BIG POO every so often on a show

>>215731639
if it's a cold day, the shit is nice and warm when you pick it up so that's a bonus

anyone else's internet slow when they reset their router and clear their history?

>>215731647
Shite taste + you're a zoomer cunt

>>215731573
How do you know this

never played a single pokemon but have done an immeasurable amount of wanks to gardevoir

saw a girl i fancied at school walking her dog once and picking up its shit and i never fancied her again (im sure she was gutted)

whats the best food and why is it chicken wings. all the benefits of the greatest food on earth (BBQ) except it's white meat so none of the severe side effects

today`s

Pocket Monster

of the day
Is ..

Lucario !!

weedle I choose you

trump ruined my stocks

laying mousey across my lap and fingering him to tears

>>215731754
Thighs are miles better than wings

genwunners coping with their broken game again is it? very good

>>215731573
>>215731764
make up your FUCKING mind

>>215731729
probably got enough pleasure from the dog knot tbf

why else would you pick up a dogs shit if you werent shagging it

>>215731766
invest in stock cubes

>>215731754
Tend to agree but you can deffo overdo chicken wings
Everything in moderation

>>215731754
Elite taste m8, having some chicken wings and boneless for me birthday later this month

>>215731771
as true for chickens as it is for human women

>>215731766
Couldn't be me

got one step beyond on

>>215731771
TRVKE
only reason to eat chicken and not get thighs is if you're on a cut

>>215731813
check the performance in the last 24 hours

cineby is brill

not worried about stocks since i put my 6 figure savings into a house

money is to be spent. hoarding is against god

TKOL from the basement is arguably and objectively the best Radiohead album

>>215731815
this is the heavy heavy monster sound
the nonciest sound around

>>215731832
t. fbi informant

today`s

Pocket Monster

of the day
Is ..

Sandshrew !!

>>215731834
dont think you understand what stocks are

>>215731834
A shrewd expenditure of wealth is sometimes all that stands between a victory and sore defeat

US missiles are hitting oil refineries deep within Russia
This is the real news that isn't reported
We are close to the point of no return

alright lads
been away for over a month
did i miss any good discussion of british culture

>>215731853
omg sandshrew hiii! i love sandshrew!

I love
Seeing
Everyone`s

Pocket Monsters !!

>>215731706
It`s How I

feel
on The day

time to set up the plastic sex arse

Right I am going Sheffield
Is that a good idea? (Seen threads)

winter is cumming snow on to your face and arse

employed woman has passed the language learning bug onto me lads x

leftypol unironically sticking notepad affirmations to his mirror

You can't beat the Climbing Works
Just hits different

today`s

Pocket Monster

of the day
Is ..

Metagross !!

Black pussy CHANGED rorke

>>215731907
what's their issue

Rin best girl, hands down

>>215731921
>Climbing Works
u wot

>>215731858
ye investing is a form of spending except not really because money is the true god. therefore it's sinful to expect to put money into anything more valuable than money itself. it has to go into stuff that will instantly depreciate like a car . this is also why labubus are the devil's spawn because they try to cheat the system more blatantly anything else by actually going up in value when it shouldn't just because kylie jenner said so

>>215731939
john honey looking zesty these days

>>215731963
QED

>>215731963
Reading rubbish like this makes me glad to be Jewish

>>215731995
no jews in australia, don't be ridiculous

actually mental that the whole economy depends on people being retards with money and getting into debt to buy flashy cars and financing their takeaways and xboxes

if everyone lived like me we'd still be in the dark ages

leftypol eating snickers upside down so he can feel the dick vein on his tongue

>>215732037
it's actually crazy how common jews are in american life. i've literally never met one but watch any tv show you'd think they were as big as christianity and islam

AND THE STREETS ARE PAVED WITH CHEE-EESE

mayonnaise is 20 pence

>>215732048
paradox of thrift eh

The Times cryptic crossword now allows for two hiddens per day but one of them HAS to be backwards

>>215732079
fomyeg

doing tricks with my arse

>>215731979
it actually is 25th month just count from november 2023

Broken window fallacy innit

>>215732048
that's because we live in jewish-capitalism, not Aryan Socialism

>>215732084
what are hiddens

whats the point in university when all the top positions are taken by the elite and the elites families/friends, going to uni in this day and age is a mugs game lining the pockets of the parasitic cunts running them

going to wank imagining im a woman

>>215732147
but what else you gona do. cant get an apprenticeship because no one wants to train their replacement. so you're stuck apply for dead end entry positions where toilberg molests you
it's parasites all the way down.

>>215732147
*starts shrieking and howling and beating the ground with my fists and leaps towards you, ripping your face clean off*

>>215732112
Where the answer is hidden within the clue
>As spacious in certain houses
>Answer: SINCE

lads can someone take care of this enraged chimpanzee? more to the point, who the fuck brought it in here?

>>215731681
Lorelei sexooo

>>215731939
really great gimmick

>>215732185
sc

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>215731764
Soogs' fave pokemon

>>215732197
dont get it

>>215732164
ktim like to lube up and only rub like I've got a clitty

>>215732185
poo and a scream

saddest post of the day >>215732238

>>215732240
It's okay because The Times cryptic is ridiculously difficult like this
The actual clue is simply the word 'as' and 'since' is a similar conjunctive. The rest is just the recipe

>>215732238
Surely that's Lickitung

Any strategy gamers in

...and then the rabbi says, let's take the money, throw it high up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!

>>215731288 (OP)
why did I always have a crobat in my team
think I have autism no joke

Trump raped and gaped my ISA
I'm going to have a fried egg sandwich to cool off

>>215732331
>cryptic
what do you call a regular crossword then

nth for the baddiedem

>>215732337
All tongue no aura

Take that you dumb clanker

>>215732184
only options are to become a parasite yourself. easiest entry point is applying for government assistance of some kind. benefits or other job opportunities they make available.

or becoming a perfect host so the rich cunts need to leech off you but this is harder and requires starter capital unless you just win the lottery

who the fuck asked for another tron?

I just don't like them very much
*pepe shrug*

>>215732502
Not exactly new this
Old mate believes the science and he would of leant into Operation Warp Speed if it had of actually worked

cronem getting his waves done for tonight x

which way white man

>>215732404
it's cooler than a gay bird just by virtue of being a bat
it's an underdog until it evolves
happiness based evolution helps you larp being a kind and caring pokemon trainer

i think if you're a grown man playing pokemon you should expect to remain an incel your entire life.
fine to do it but just dont complain about being lonely and sexless.

robert downie junior

I had sex yesterday and have a loving girlfriend (the sex was with her)
she plays pokemon with me

>>215731520
Is this actually true or are you just memeing
Very funny if true

>>215732575
post the version without photoshopping

>>215732623
die

rorke getting his first whiff of jerk chicken and floating towards it

bro thinks all games are multiplayer shooters

cronem chiefing loud pack rn
timmy running errands for pangpang x

>>215732534
How can they possibly think this is some kind of own he never shuts up about how great the vax is

just can’t be arsed to go and change the passwords for 58 accounts though can I

>>215732575
Why does she surround herself with the most obnoxious people on earth? ExtraEmily, Esfand, Cinna, etc. Literal subhumans who behave like apes in public.

>>215732645
you're an incel

wanking to half naked Japanese girls

>>215732676
cause they're a clique

>>215732093
view of london i took from greenwich observatory last week

wanking to fully naked anime girls

black people will see a black person not acting like a stereotype and be like "hurr why are you acting white"

>>215732706
i can see it x

>>215732723
many such cases

Putting all the furniture on castor wheels

my stocks are going up in comparison to fiat currency but absolutely getting raped compared to the price of gold

how much longer can they keep propping up the fiat meme, its on its death bed

>>215732728
No you fucking can’t liar

>>215732728
found this post cute

English people will see English people not acting like a stereotype and be like "oi don't muck about you yankified cunt"

playing Bloodborne naked

today is the day i start to tackle cleaning my incel flat
said i would not be able to get on the train to steamingtoil until i do so

>>215732728
have you ever been to pengdon ziedy?

i'm just a cog in the machine man

rorke immediately after a single spoonful of curry goat

Are the Asian birds ok?

Ordering the little Paki fella with his car

fish and chips with grandad today
rorke won

We're hearing credible reports of a dogshit gimmick in the vicinity of /brit/

>>215732807
something grim about this

>>215732713
fell into my trap you did

>>215732765
Aren’t you tired lil bro?

>>215732844
merely pretending to be an illiterate jackanape were you

have 0 sex appeal to asian wome me, just don't like the look of them and it probably doesn't help that i've never met an asian bird that doesn't have a dogshit annoying personality

>>215732779
just get a cleaner lad you are buying the gift of time

What the hell is all that zutt stuff outerint won't shut up about

>>215732877
>have 0 sex appeal to asian wome me
this doesnt mean what you think it means lmao

hangover incest wank on the cards
will it be olive wood or xev bellringer is the question

wouldn't mind an asian gf

now watch me whip
watch me naynay

>>215732877
quite the Freudian slip here

>>215732749
>my money didn't grow when I stuffed it under the mattress therefore fiat currency is dangerous nonsense

bit fucking excessive for a hot chocolate init

>>215732904
the incel flat is in such an incelious state i would be embarrassed to let anyone in, even a paki cleaner

>>215732937
gave your mum the ol freudian slip last night mate

international break more like international break my fucking dick off wanking

not long now until we see scenes like this in the yookay

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1976601889044131840/vid/avc1/1080x1440/QFGLQWpHKp-ZW0GX.mp4

>>215732938
>my money is devaluing by the hour but its totally sustainable and all is going to be ok

>>215732920
is that a chinese or japanese?

>>215732956
Good post

>>215732943
cwar

>>215732943
why is the person you're sitting with wearing a hijab lad.. are you.. you know.. one of those..

Feel ill, might have the 'vid-2019

>>215732943
ROCKETMAAAAAAAAAAN

wonder how many people do a funny face before they die
all the falls and traffic collisions and that where you go "whoopsy!" and do a little embarrassed grimace before your head gets stoved in

>>215732981
property of CCP

>>215733010
very strange posture

>>215732943
>sausage egg beans and toast
>£4
games beyond gone

>>215732997
it's their social worker

>>215732804
woo slay rorkeypops!

>>215733010
Damn bro can levitate

>>215732804
don't see what people find fit about her
she's got a seriously retarded face

>>215732943
fucking messy bastards

would be funny if your head exploded when you sneeze

Can't really be bothered going out
Want to stay at home and do autistic things
Always want that these days

It's the time to go to Japan

tony blair epstein connection

> A lorry driver who did not take a break for 33 hours was among those fined a total of £7,300 by police carrying out checks at a port.
Bit fuckin excessive no?

united vs spurs on itv4
from 1976 of course but better than nothing

>>215733070
ktim

>>215733070
same but i have to do it because apparently it's the only way to get a gf

no football on today. just want to lie on the sofa and watch football. it's a fucking travesty. hate international breaks me.

>>215733082
what's the connection apart from they are both jewish?

>>215732943
>just fuck my shit up bossman

trump removes Woke... america falls apart... think about it

>>215733089
No

Tachos matter

Driving without sleep kills, especially in a twenty ton truck

>>215733115
trump IS woke

>>215733099
maybe you shouldnt let football be your entire personality you sad bastard

>>215733078
Everyone already is there and behaves like monkey.

>>215733089
excessive until one of them falls asleep at the wheel and wipes out a family of 4

>>215733020
sometimes bodycam thumbnails get some good ones

>>215733102
tony blair is a catholic

2 large zinger boxes for dinner de laaaaaaaads

>>215733132
tony blair has jewish ancestry

kek what a bitch

i hated uni at the time and dropped out
but now i miss and feel massive nostalgia and sadness that i didn't make the most of it

just remembered chris chan shagged barb and ate her arse

you watching the celeb traitors brit?

hey guys, just letting you know ive changed my pronouns to they/them and would appreciate you using them going forward. :)

>>215733123
it isn't my entire personality m8 settle down it's just nice to switch the noggin off for 90 mins and watch a game of a weekend

>>215733099
Get the darts on tonight

>>215733089
nope, that's insane
you are meant to take a break every 4.5 hours

>>215733160
chad

>>215733165
shut up

>>215733151
I don't care

>>215733156
lol it's deserved tho

me in category 4

and i know it's gonna be a wong wong time

black jeans y/n

>>215733183
nipples in wrong place

>>215733175
4.5 is a joke I drove 8 hours in my car once and it wasn’t even bad.

>>215733099
we need to boycott the world cup just because international football is shite. forgetting all the other shit

>>215733198
genuinely what's the point of even going if you're in those seats
just go home and put it on the telly

>>215733220
HGV is completely different

>>215733210
not bad but reckon it would have been a better pun if you used wonton time instead of wong wong

>>215733211
yes

>>215733198
This has been edited though yeah?

>>215733165
ok :)

don't want you soccer freaks coming here for your divegrass games during america's 250th birthday

>>215733233
How? You don’t get more tired driving a hgv than a car. If anything it’s probably easier since you can’t drive as fast as you can in a car

>>215733257
trump loves footie doe

Today's menu "lads"

>>215733223
i like world cups and euros but they should get the qualification done in a 2 week tournament type thing in the summers when the main tourneys aren't on.

>>215733268
>you can’t drive as fast as you can in a car
haha

>>215733257
>soccer

World Cup's just going to be silly with all the politics and that isn't it

>>215733272
serbia albania could be fun
think i assumed they werent allowed to play each other
is that just serbia and kosovo

>>215733089
tbf the government pays him a lot more to bring migrants in so

>>215733291
Lorrys are restricted to 50-60 mph something like that

>>215733257
think ICE and general current yank insanity are going to make a big mess of it anyway

>>215733272
wtf is andorra

>>215733296
yeah
and Serbia/Bosnia

I bought a book of eBay and someone’s literally took it from a library it’s got the stickers still on it and everything

what would we all do if the janny started blocking the hashes of the bradleys

>>215733345
libraries sell old books

>>215733345
love those. you just feel the history behind them

having to sit at 50mph must be so snoozy at the best of times

>>215733307
joke about them going too fast on motorway innit

airline pilots should be allowed to fly as long as they want without sleep

>>215733257
based yank telling these low IQ soccer niggers what's up

>>215733353
But I didn’t buy it from a library I boght from a guy on eBay

>>215733388
>soccer

I sell pinched library books on ebay hope no one tells on me

>>215733391
is the guy... you know... one of those?

>>215733391
we need a iq check on this guy stat

reckon the yanks will end up doing something mental like arresting, gulag-ing and deporting the whole argentina side for sounding hispanic

>>215733411
I buy guys on ebay

>>215733388
Most popular “sport” in Australia is fucking CRICKET
This is a “sport” that even Indians and pakis are good at mind you
Absolute joke

>>215733257
don't care virgin

not long til i can start cooking my tea

>>215733434
most popular sport is afl not cricket you ignoramus

>>215733413
Just a random username no way to tell
>>215733416
On me or the eBay guy

>>215733464
bedtime soon x

hope mum dies soon, stupid old hag

>>215733467
Somehow even more gay than rugby

slept for a fucking hour and couldn't fall asleep again
absolutely fucking knackered

>>215733496
horrible little runt

>>215733433
five of them?

>>215728558
>>215728558
>>215728558

just got called an ignorant anus by a sudanese-australian

>>215733496
hope she lives to 120 just to spite you

>>215733496
she throw out your skiddy boxers, you little rodent?

>>215733532
>>215733532
>>215733532

sudanese nuts

>>215733496
awful thing to say

>>215733508
don't get smart with me

>>215732575
2 looks thickest

>>215732920
Might play their own game

Is there unironically a higher chance of getting aids of you shag an escort?