Thread 215733532

beanz edition

'ad 'ow bri'un is shit

fuck that looks yum yum in my tum tum

>>215733532 (OP)
don't really like baked beans
they're fucking wank

flogging a futon on ebay. got someone coming over at 1 to pick it up. find the whole ordeal strangely stressful.

mumberg defence force out in full force this morning i see

might have some 'eans 'n 'oast

just got off the phone with big don and he said brits would be banned from visiting the US next year
don't want to risk a repeat of the revolutionary war

>>215733564
get a job you scrounging little slug

Barnsley man in hospital after three-day cola bottles binge

would you date a girl with a monobrow?

>>215733510
I hate when you do this.

not really fond of any hitlery stuff BUT literally every israeli i see is ridiculously hideously ugly, outside of their big booby propaganda women of course
wonder if they really are as inbred as people say

>>215733589
wanked to her the other day

>>215733586
That’s fine I’ll just fly to Canada and drive across the border boyo

sucking a woman's hairy burgina

>>215733564
odious little toad

>>215733589
those nails are somehow more disgusting than the monobrow

>>215733589
bet her arse gets very hairy

>>215733532 (OP)
lush as fuck
best thing is that everyone else hates our cuisine so only we get to enjoy it

LIV
ERP
OOL

just put the lime in the coconut

do abos have their own traditional sports?

>>215733633
aussies/kiwis love our baked beans

too many sauasge rolls ouggh

get the leaves swept

>>215733661
yeah smashing coconuts into each others skulls

fucking mental how much fanservice they removed in season 2. japan has fallen

>>215733683
Loooooool

>>215733564
vile little mong

>>215733681
i don't have any leaves

what does the rabbit holding a mini clock and pointing to it mean I see this image a lot

>>215733661
aussie football is supposedly directly inspired by a traditional aboriginal game

>>215733707
don't believe you

>>215733689
gotta watch BITCH WHORE anime for that

the purchase

>>215733720
Hey thats a great question and not an easy one to break down so lets unpack things
A clock is an instrument for telling the time
A rabbit is a small rodent often kept as a pet

>>215733689
why do you think /brit/ is the place for this sad autistic nonce shit

>>215733666
yeah but you're our little bros though so it doesn't really count

>>215733598
sick fuck
she's 14

so this is rorke

>>215733720
that pic represents urgency, lateness and/or the chaotic pressure of schedules...that rabbit is a quirky, anthropomorphic figure embodying how time slips away or how we're all slaves to the clock in a nonsensical world....

Not nice to post my private pics without my permission

>>215733765
jimmy nuetron lookinahh nigga

>>215733763
women are sexually mature by 14

>>215733757
i see. and a gerbil?

hollandaise is just butter mayonnaise if you think about it

>>215733761
we dont do the black pud or spotted dick nonce scran though

>>215733789
not sure that's true

>>215733759
why not

>>215733750
>it's real
something straight out of a comedy sketch

love her

>>215732920
YouTube censorship didn't let Nimi play their movie game, it's not right. An hour of peng tings wasn't enough

>>215733806
yeah that's not a controversial or insightful thing to say mate

>>215733816
anime isn't britis culture

>>215733720
isnt this alice in wonderland

facts

>>215733816
see this every day on my 3pm walkabouts why would i need to watch it in cartoon form?

>>215733854
canadians are the same as americans

>>215733565
Cute Ellen Joe

british people are like lemmings.

>>215733854
don't give a shit about na

>>215733750
>>215733830

>>215733874
qts?

trapping wasps in a bottle then blowing fag smoke in then

nth for the holodem

>>215733874
Don't you have some sheep to fuck welsh spawn?

don't know what to do with the day

>>215733858
where do you live? i never see women wear skirts it's all burqas and jeans here

not seen a postie in weeks

>>215733838
why don't we have separate names for mayo made with different oils then if we have one for the butter version

and why isn't mayo a mother sauce of haute cuisine instead of hollandaise if the latter is a type of the former

>>215733899
We don't do that in Germany, Wasps are under Naturschutz and hurting them can get you a fine in the thousands of Euros.

>>215733915
dog paws typed this

>>215733816
because it's sad autistic nonce shit mate
have you ever felt the inside of a vagina?

not really fond of any hitlery stuff BUT what if we listen to this austrian and do a naturschutz for whites

>>215733906
I have 0 welsh blood

>>215733689
Saw her crew wearing nun cosplays on a twitter clip, it was grim. The cloth is for women of vows only

I haven't wanked all year

got my third load of washing on

get it bought

>>215733943
yeah it was pretty underwhelming couldn't even cum

>>215733941
what whats supposed to be interesting about this

>>215733951
Sucks to be u

leftypol clapping like a seal

he did make that guitar gently weep tbf

>>215733982
DROPPING FUCKING LOADS

could do with finding one of these ngl

Only 21 and I have 9 points lol
6 for a CD10
3 for CU30

>>215733916
Hollandaise is just a regional sauce like mayonnaise is

>>215733839
Bullshit

>>215733941
Dooby refollowed Nimi and Saba talks about Nimi again. The beef is squashed

>>215733943
Melty

>>215734013
my da is convinced he had one of these

adding a cup of white vinegar to the rinse cycle softens your clothes and removes any detergent residue

want a crisp sarnie

in bed playin with my pussy :P

>>215734019
clueless mong

literally monopoly money

>>215734042
you mean your bum?

lost my earlier motivation to clean the flat

>>215734014
and you’re proud of that are you?

gonna buy a suit today lads

tonights scran

catberg screaming his fucking head off at nothing in particular

>>215734042
grow up

>>215734049
yeah £ might as well be toilet paper at this point

in bed playing with my tomcat

got the frasier on

what token would rorke play in a monopoly game? and leftypol?

>>215733999
Qrd?

>>215734078
gay

>>215734067
from tesco?

>>215734072
does he need some cuddles and attention

>>215734087
no from Next

>>215734079
i'm watching an angela collier

>>215734093
i give him plenty he's just a spastic

got the joey on

>>215733816
Schoolgirls legs(anime)

daily reminder the poster that posts about "rorke" is a spambot

>>215734043
*smears my homemade mayonnaise all over your face *

just collected my suede ben sherman jacket. looks lush.

>>215734096
they call it that because when the interviewer sees you they go 'Next'

as always, lets give it a go

>>215734115
no im not

>>215734027
rorke's da bashing his fist on the greggs counter demanding the 50p back he accidentally spent yesterday

>>215734100
thats jacob colliers sister

roar

>>215734115
Poster.. singular

>>215734136
don't know who that is

>>215734084
Feminist conference held in Brighton at the city's biggest venue, so a load of troons vandalised the building and intimidated women as they tried to enter.
Sian Berry, the Green Party MP for Brighton thinks the women are to blame for having the wrong opinions about trannies.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czxwv9njvlgo

>>215734130
it's for a wedding so that's you done

>>215734115
well no its actually just spaino.
who i guess you could consider a spambot of sorts as he's here 15 hours every single day of his life ritual posting his posts he's got written down in a word document because he's dangerously addicted to this place and doesn't have anything else going on in his life.

>>215734133
>>215734147
Look, here it is again
>>215734135
Did you mongs actually think this spam was typed out by a human? omdz

Rorkestead... I'm... I'm from Rorkestead

>>215734164
funny how trannies will kill feminism

>>215734173
I am human hear me rorke

ruined sleep schedule again award

>>215734178
mad how this retard got killed in 30 seconds that
genuinely what was his plan

>>215734165
they call it that because when your +1 sees you they go next

>>215734165
oh well congratulations then whos the lucky fella

the singular rorke poster

>>215734182
Trannys are losing their cult peaked

>No --- 2,001,926 --- 55.30%
screaming fucking jock retards lmaoooo

>>215734169
No, the screenshot shows two posts on the exact second to each other spamming gibberish about rorke. Something happened on that occasion where it was posted exactly at the same time. Its a bot mate

still fail to understand where turks and kurds get the money to move over here and open vape shops, phone shops and corner shops

the singular rorke posters name? ...
rorke

>>215734211
Get them housed

>>215734202
jokes on you im alone as always

>>215734221
retards who think they're clever look at random unusual events and think there must be a greater plan

tfw no catholic gf

>>215734164
>anti-sex work politics
>opposing adult content online
Ah their main tools of the trade for grooming

>>215734221
ok well not every rorke post is spaino but its genuinely mostly him. you also dont understand how pathetic he is. he's sat there on 2 devices posting his drivel.

>>215734255
haha same think my suits from Next as well actually

>>215734257
Meanwhile your theory is an invented dollhouse character with a silly name and deep lore. Grow up, its a bot.

rorke off his meds and onnamadone

>>215734221
you genuinely believe this don't you?

https://youtube.com/shorts/dQb_2rFwe2s?si=Xw7tTzL3hzv3ntSw
need this cunt and all cunts like him flayed

>>215734284
it's two similar posts post at similar times
happens dozens of times every single day on 4chan

>>215734270
spaino is just a character of 190's m8 keep up

any allen-makhmadov man in

the vote was skewed by English people living here

>>215734270
Dont think its far more plausible its a scripted bot thats posted rorke 150,000 times in 10 years?

might do a fourth washing load haha
get the towels on
only issue is i don't have enough clothes horses to store all my wet washing

anglicanism was a mistake

umm.... hi x

>>215734326
no. i think its just an extremely sad individual who takes this place way too seriously and spends way too much time here.

>>215734345
telling on yourself

>>215734349
telling on yourself

>>215734343
must be mad living around monkeys seeing all these silly little subhumans scampering about

>>215734115
these two posts in particular were because someone earlier said the only businesses we have are onlyfans and 'ki pizzas. There's a poster here who regularly loses his rag when someone mentions getting one through ubereats. That's the reference

>>215734255
+1 isnt for couples

+1 is giving permission to bring someone along who they didnt formally invite. it's reserved for people who wont know many people at the wedding and get to bring a friend relative or partner to keep them company while the bride and groom are busy

couples ust get normal invitations. it might be written on 1 piece of card but its still 2 formal invitations for 2 people known to the wedding party

the fact taht people think +1 is for couples is sort of signal of decline of high culture/etiquette or whatever

>>215734345
Well then you need to look up how easy it is to set up and programme a bot to spam on this website. Theres sad individuals (like Josh on brit/pol/) then theres spamming on average 45 times a day for a DECADE absolute gibberish online.

Mi cyaah tek no more Rorke post, man. Mi a one love man, mi love everybody di same

why does this egg not know what socialism is when he writes terrible columns about how dangerous it is every week

am bottom

>>215734364
yeah london is a bit mad

>>215734327
leccy bill is going to be through the roof

slept in, just woke up
feel great

>>215734375
its not that deep mate. its just sadcase spaino (and probably some other losers) wasting his life here.

>>215734386
oh behave

>>215734343
Dis likkle monkey too mawga, man. Him need some curry lamb an coconut. Mek wi come togetta fi full up him belly an mek him happy.

>>215734386
screm

>>215734389
had the heating on since 8am too

>>215734364
but enough about birmingham

steam deck wont switch on

halloween sweet business idea: chocolate scream egg

>>215734404
good post

>>215734422
charge it

>>215734343
monkey's are suppose to be cute and this prick is an ugly bastard

>>215734329
Apparently even normies arent happy

>>215734416
runt

>>215734422
this happens to mine a lot, just hold the power button until it does something. think this is a pretty common issue

deck steamer won't switch on

>>215734422
stab it with a screw driver

>>215734422
those things any good if you don't play modern stuff?
been thinking about getting one but i only play (superior) 2007-era games

is there anything on youtube that's good for wanking?
sir porn banners regulations have got me on the ropes

>>215734442
why don't steam make a device that works?

>>215734437
monkeys look disgusting!

>>215734368
it's a family wedding. Everyone i would invite outside of a partner is already going

dropped a steamer on the deck, what a turn on

>>215734451
noodle magazine . com

>>215734451
twerk compilation

>>215734451
ms rachel

tried to warn you about 190 years but you didn't listen

>>215734451
tor browser + silk road

>>215734460
thats what craigslist is for

>>215734447
it's pretty good to just sit on the sofa with for the odd half hour

saw a FREAK play his in public recently on the way to toil

>>215734451
fortnite skins

>>215734451
sfw fart porn

think I've finally fixed my tonsil stone problem
I just squeeze a hydrogen peroxide / water solution into each of the holes I can see on my tonsils, and into the folds, and it clears out the really deep ones. I brushed my teeth at like 8am and my breath still smells fine, it's insane

can't believe I was seriously considering spending £3k on surgery to get my tonsils removed. mad

wonderful to see these migrant lads continue our proud maritime tradition and arriving from lands afar by the sea x

need bridget phillipson to wank me off with latex gloves

>>215734488
what was he playing

>>215734343
looks exactly like one of those lil african niggas you see in a charity begging ad

>>215734454
I find this happens if you don't use it often for some reason. Pretty bad but it works great otherwise

>>215734482
It must be hell living in your raped mind and body every day with no escape

>>215734451
ruby granger morning routine vlogs

>>215734506
britania rules the waves

>>215734451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08dzgaW2T_U

what did 190 do

>>215734539
live from mogadishu

well lads, reckon the sun is well and truly over the yardarm, what's the tipple of choice today then x

>>215734539
Utterly disgusting how literally every area they live in is warped into a crude mockery of an African city

>>215734539
are people making food and presumably paying tax such a big problem?

>>215734437
fuck off

>>215734539
leftypol wants every western city to look like this
god i wish that was a joke

>>215734563
mi erbal blend

rorke seeing a street food vendor and losing his mind

>>215734539
south africa?

>>215734563
cok zero

in the mood to do some cooking but the bastard mince beef hasn't defrosted yet
fuming

>>215734569
if they're not white, yes

we're going to become the next south africa

>>215734569
>paying tax

might have a wank to straight cocks

It's fucking bang out of order if Hell is real and I have to spend eternity being tortured in fire with the nonces and murderers because I did a bit of shagging and got tattoos and swore a few times.

God better be sensible with his judgements because if the commandments are seriously a criteria for Heaven that's bang out of order

get in new professor jiang lesson just dropped

has anyone thought to tell china that's not how public holidays work

ah yes pretending like nothing is wrong very good leftymong i like this strategy

>>215734593
Worse, London.

>>215734637
*soyfaces and eats a mars bar*

>>215734635
i reckon thats all a load of nonsense

be warned that I am monitoring the thread for words containing more than 4 syllaballs and I WILL lash out at those using them

>>215734617
put it in water and have the tap constantly running, so the water is moving around it.

im afraid of beautiful women

I bought HoI3 the other week
got told you need the DLC to make it good, so I bought the first one (Semper Fi) and now the game won't start

JUST
U
S
T

I'm on Linux so maybe that's why?

>>215734635
none of those are in the commandants

>>215734671
what a stupid idea

>>215734637
Listened to one of his. Was mental

>>215734655
nothing is "wrong" with some people having a different colour skin to you if you're not a racist

christ almighty
it never ends

>>215734663
pooniggerwankbum

>>215734676
yeah you can't game on linux
famously so

>>215734685
yeh physics is stupid. enjoy your frozen mince you gimpmong

>>215734692
get them housed

so why are they like this?

>>215734692
we got played like a damn fiddle

little known fact we have rhinos and elephants in nz

Oh? You say it's declined?
Huh? You say it was declined?
Oh, shit. Try my mastercard.
Yeah. I got money on my mastercard ^_^

>>215734688
Its not the colour of the people you should be focusing on in the clip retard. Its the absolute state of the surroundings that should be ringing alarm bells in your head and any normal persons head. I get the whole trolling thing yeah but come on get a grip everybody can see what the issue is here.

>>215734720
don't know
should be rounded up and put on reservations like the injuns here

feel like SHIT

>>215734734
thats fucking maaaad if true

>>215734720
haka is so fkn cringe

>>215734736
yeah i agree the government should invest in underdeveloped areas

>>215734720
someone should tell them that looks well cringe and embarrassing.

lining up a corker of a poo

fuck it lads, I'm getting BACK into RuneScape
played it as a kid in 2005-2008, tried it again last year and had to pull myself away as I was getting into it
gonna do all the F2P stuff then think about membership x

>>215734740
AND YOU LOOK LIKE ONE TOO

>>215734722
The Tories expanded the right to UK citizenship to them in 2022, POST Boris wave mind you.
An now the Tory councils that receive them are partisanly going after Starmer.

Starmer is a cunt but the gall of these pricks to not take any accountability whatsoever is mindblowing.
Shame Reform's so incompetent, the two big parties deserve to be condemned into oblivion forever.

Mental how racism went from "calling people racist names" to "mentioning those men gang raped a child"

any of you been on the cable cars

>>215734720
so childish. it's truly dire that they receive massively preferential treatment and whenever they try to dial it back as a country, they just do a haka and shut down parliament lmao

mi cyaan stand dis ah bomboclart chud life nah more

>>215734773
did it yeah

>>215734720
Remember when the rugby people just stood and stared them down and then they were told theyre not allowed to do that

>>215734759
omds waste of time retard

if you want to play osrs you need to have membership from the start retard

t. maxed years ago

>>215734720
how the fuck do kiwis live around this
this is insanely cringe

>>215734782
no i dont
not sure that happened

>>215734749
You're very clearly mentally unwell dont reply to me again.

>>215734780
no it didnt. i was just being a racist old fart. sorry

>>215734720
What the lack of culture does to a mf

>>215734720
Kind of like the TikTok videos of the girls constantly being spammed

>>215734720
you ever been to Papatowai lad? it's the antipodal city for all of the UK

>>215734799
don;t like being told you;re racist do you

im playign a mmo

>>215734791
>>215734782
>>215734775
>>215734755
>>215734747
>>215734738
sybau

>>215734740
got an 82 last night

The Haka is the gayest thing I've ever seen.

In high school we had an Australian school come and our teachers made us stand as they done The Haka right in our faces and anyone who laughed got detention.

Literally a group of posh gimps from Australia (half of them were Indian) standing doing those weird spastic faces and flailing their arms right in our face

>>215734771
mental how tories did all that shit and they still exist as a political party

if you want a vision of the future just imagine a rorke stamping on a leftypol's face forever

>>215734817
looks like fable

>>215734825
right well they don't do the haka in australia

make the wagies clean it up asap

>>215734825
>australia
>haka
riiiight

>>215734852
Tell that to our fucking form teacher who made us stand and watch it

>>215734790
why

>>215734862
>noooooo thats our gay embarrassing dance
>um a fuggut by thu wuy

>>215734859
this makes me miss hitler hitler wouldnt have stood for that

Escorts really should have a sliding scale for prices.

Why should I a reasonably attractive young guy who isn't fat pay the same as someone like seaside mark who's fat,ugly and literally smells like shit

>>215734862
australia new zealand it's all the same shit

>>215734892
all incels are same. vile worthless worms. and thats why you get charged the same

>>215734871
membership early game - mid game is x1000 more fun and by doing all the f2p shit your basically skipping all the "content" retard

>>215734893
different countries actually

he'll really just lie about anything for attention won't he

>>215734892
remember seeing this one escort and her account said that she was giving discounts to 18 year olds and also guys who have 9 inch cocks

What do New Zealanders and Aussies think of each other

>>215734892
trvke

>>215734892
it not right

>>215734892
there is but between escorts for not between services. just pick the upper class ones

>>215734948
dunno lol

>>215734948
they kiss

>>215734948
aussies are all good, generally more extroverted and abrasive than us

>>215734978
yes you do
liar
stop lying to me

get the free sheldon edish made

>>215734892
If you want special treatment then play the dating game

should i air fry or normal fry my veg this afternoon?

>>215735004
he's a murdering lying scumbag do not free him

>>215731288
>>215731288
>>215731288

>>215735029
>>215735029
new

>>215734797
>In the 2019 Rugby World Cup semi-finals, England fanned out across the pitch and adopted a V-shaped formation before the All Blacks began their haka. As the All Blacks delivered the challenge, several English players crossed the halfway line and stood their ground when officials tried to usher them back. After the match, the IRB issued England with a fine of £2,000 for having have breached World Cup 2019 rules relating to cultural challenges, which states that no players from the team receiving the challenge may advance beyond the halfway line.[47] England went on to win the match 19–7

>>215735042
mogged those fucking cringe retards

>>215734260
Sket