Thread 215735029

lmao timmy won't do shit

Alri

>>215735050
psc

you ever notice that the working class call it a jacket potato and the middle class call it a baked potato
what's that about?

>>215735042
right so they didn't just stand they encroached on the other team's side of the field, which was explicitly against the rules

tried cleaning my smelly childhood bedroom to feel productive
ended up finding an old photo of me and the ex gf of 4.5 years at some theme park
shes smiling, i’m squinting at the camera
even in the photo she looks like she already knows shes leaving

>>215735074
Thought it was the otherway around

> Sickening racist graffiti appears all around Welsh town

> The message reads: "Those who continue to use Muslim shops, barbers, and takeaways are now seen as traitors to our raped children of Rhyl."

>>215735086
post the photo

>>215735050
getting ready for a bumming

>>215735074
>baked potato
Thought this was the Yank term

raped paedophile's never read a book in his life

>>215735029 (OP)
>british humour

>>215735085
>Following the final of the 2011 World Cup, the France national team was fined by the IRB for marching to within 10 metres of their All Black opponents during the performance of the haka. To many, this has been viewed as an insult from the IRB.
Noo you must watch our dance and respect it! You cant come near us or ignore it!

>>215735093
no its too sad just want her back

got the youtube queue on

>Hannah, 29, a horticulturist, meets Ioan, 28, a freelance consultant
How do you think it went?

>>215735090
Unfathomably based

thinking about reading 1984 so whenever something i don't like happens i can go "it's just like 1984"

how often are vivastreet escorts fake? some seem too good to be true and I'm worried I'll show up and just get mugged by some albanians

>A total of four people have been arrested so far on suspicion of arson with intent to endanger life since Monday (6 October) by detectives from the Surrey and Sussex Major Crime Team. These include a 46-year-old man and three other men aged 25, 27 and 22. They have all been released on conditional bail while enquiries continue.
Uh huh

>>215735142
Welsh native speaker show some respect

>>215735143
hannah is fit, would berry

>>215735143
shes got the bitchy phenotype

>>215735142
Leftypol hates working class people

>>215735143
looks like she has a large fanny

hate French onion soup. Like eating a bowl of chutney.

>>215735143
more like 39

minced beef is still frozen lads, can't do cookingtoil yet

scran or bin?

>>215735189
never seen the appeal myself either

>>215735160
Any conformation it was an inside job

>>215735150
It's a good book. Most people have a very simplistic take on it, probably because they've never read it.
Orwell's British travel books (Down and Out, and The Road to Wigan Pier) should be obligatory reading for every lad here.

>>215735189
tastes nowt like chutney

>>215735090
Based and true
Anyone who is anti immigration should be avoiding these businesses
This should be the policy of every right minded individual
Blacks, Asians and Jews are happy to prioritise businesses of their people, we should be the same

>>215735189
love it me just pure flavour

boiling up a nice pot of poo

>>215735216
not gonna read that communist shite

>>215735184
Boobs

going to putney for some chutney

waow is that a picture of some skank with shitty tattoos

>>215735202
scran

>>215735142
lol saw people protesting a migrant hotel and they were all drinking pint cans at 11 in the morning. Uneducated common scum.

your message about pakis raping children is disqualified because of a spelling mistake sorry!

>>215735247
In Rhyl?

>>215735050
Obnoxious behaviour but the British Timmy truly well and won't do shit, we can agree on this.

That said, this photo was taken in Australia haha.

>>215735237
would you prefer the trannies?

>>215735206
No confirmation but the fact they were £230,000 in debt and appealing for funds just weeks before this is highly suspicious

>>215735235
yeah would love to grab her tit and pull it out of her dress then lash it in my mouth
consensual of course

>>215735229
Orwell was anti-communist mate.

>>215735216
Theyre books people read in school for a reason

having a lie down

>>215735262
would prefer it if you fucked off altogether m8 x

>>215735260
No in Aberdeen

leftypol going to a dodgy money-laundering 'turkish' barber to own rorke but pussying out because he has social anxiety

Three four year olds also came to the attention of the police. Two were reported for common assault and battery (violence without injury) in Denbigh and Conwy town.

Prove you have free speech in the UK and you don't have to be scared of the police and say something racist

>>215735206
the arrested suspects are all pakis so yeah

>>215735265
He was anti stalin

the raped

>>215735216
>Down and Out, and The Road to Wigan Pier
phenominal reading these, love them both dearly

rattled him

>>215735292
Criminal gangs like to use minors because they know they can't be held responsible in firstie countries.

>>215735292
Someone needs to do something about the terrifying rise of the violent, racist toddler.

now im an insect

>>215735219
White people love their goyslop and ugly haircuts from Iraqi barbers too much to give it up, we can agree on this.

Sir Poo Barmer

>>215735090
Guarantee this leads to people virtue signalling and getting on local news by visiting the barbers pretending they're mates

christmas soon
gotta get the tree up https://files.catbox.moe/1aq6v7.jpg

just got my hair cut by a muslim barber and nipped into the kebabary for a cheeky Shawarma on the way home

>>215735294
Anglos are not human and deserve to be genocided.

Henry VIII turning a blind eye to this

>>215735294
why would i say something racist i'm not an evil mong

went to a new barbers next to my place. first time i went there it was all italians, went there a few months later and it was all kurds. wtf

nth for the gyaldem

Rorke will have to pry my ‘kizza from my cold dead hands. I’ll never stop eating bossman’s peng munch.

we didn't need to desperate to fit in brazilians
the chappy one was more than enough

>>215735294
people here regularly admit to pedophilia. i dont think they're too bothered

>>215735295
The names haven't been released yet?

I realised I've never actually been to an Anglo barber. One female but that's not unusual.

>>215735359
nigga really destroyed christianity in the yookay cause he wanted to get his dick wet

just order me a pepperoni pizza, no garlic bread, no chips, just raw dogging it. hopefully wont be too hungry afterwards

>>215735337
Of course. The news site I got it off didn’t even mention that there had recently been a grooming gang in this small Welsh town I had to look it up myself

>>215735407
thanks this made my depression worse

>>215735377
I once was winding up one of my racist mates saying how much I love eating kebabs and curry and stuff and he replied going “we don’t need the people though we have the recipes now” and I literally had no idea what to say lmfao, genuinely stumped me

djokovic got btfo by some literal who

>>215735216
Down and out loses a bit of it's edge when you remember he's a tarq with a rich aunt to bank roll him
Still good though
Homage to Catalonia is also kino
Shame most people only know Orwell for le authoritarian book because his social analysis of the time is very insightful

>>215735425
just bizarre that his defence mechanism when you remind him of this is to post news headlines of horrific child deaths

kino just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRZIzKg0n1g

>>215735452
Blud's an unc

>>215735454
This is gonna trigger a level 4 ‘tfic meltie uh ohhhh

he name e keir

>>215735469
need a gf with big tits and a man face

>>215735454
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215735466
bruv could barely move. he really needs to retire instead of embarrassing himself like that or else he'll end up like nadal

imagine what their willies would do to his ring

unfunny gibberish from shut-in freaks again. No wonder you're all unemployed

>>215735463
oh the mentally deranged freak who was raped and abused as a child now gets off to children being abused and murdered does he? never seen that before

>>215735418
>singh
but no… tommeh said the indians were our besties and we need millions more

Bullying is character building, don't care what anyone says. We haven't done it enough and that's why we have so many degenerates in today's society

>>215735482
povvo

>>215735499
shit fit

Uh oh here we go, heatherpaedo hasn’t even woken up yet and he’s at a level 5

>>215735506
women do be like that

>>215735522
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

raped melty

>>215735527
ye why is he wearing their trousers Loool

>>215735474
>>215735482
Kek

>>215735506
corrr

why are all these young girls hanging around these paki rape gangs, where is the british parenting?

um rorke mate?
Only 3 years aswell… 2 tier? Oh no my bad

so why did those lads put batteries up jamie bulgers arse? how did they even think of doing that?

>>215735563
oh my fucking DAYS

aboslute radio SILENCE from rorkiepoos

Six egg scramble

should I?

>>215735562
They aren’t with their parents? They are out with their friends idiot

leftypol jubilant about a woman getting raped

mental how dogshite a city Edinburgh is
i wish i were back in London

>>215735506
go on ngbubu my son

>>215735562
Police arrest the parents if they intervene

swqaoinhdswo[udbnew[oudfnbedwi[ubnawef vuewu ihhu9e iuh ioeh iuoechu ioehiuoefpifuowahfnioewfih

>>215735582
SIX BOMBOCLART EGGS STEVEN?!

>>215735594
live your dream in glasgow

>>215735563
i'm rorke and i say scots should all be killed

>>215735418
> in 2021, 95.3% of people identified with a White ethnic group, 2.6% as Asian, Asian British or Asian Welsh, 0.3% as Black, Black British, Black Welsh, Caribbean or African, 1.3% with Mixed or Multiple ethnic groups, and 0.5% with other ethnic groups
Crazy how few of them it takes to just start raping kids

>>215735594
edinbara is dogshite so you want to go back to an equally dogshite city?

toilberg has big milf energy
would love to be her boytoy, even if she is married.

>>215735488
He's won it all, what is he chasing still competing at 38?

>>215735608
When are you going to stop posting forever like you've promised multiple times?

>>215735562
They're out getting milk.

I take comfort in knowing that soon every loser in this thread will be dead or suicide themselves by 30. /brit/ was always a place for shut-ins but this is beyond anything thats happened before. I cannot imagine how pathetic your lives are.

>>215735612
youre under investigation for the prevention of paki rape gangs

>>215735608
imagine if the water was white

*reverses into the thread*

>>215735652
32 and still alive. as i get older the desire to kms diminishes. now i just want to play video games and watch kinos

>>215735586
no, EA killed westwood

is london really a shithole? i don't think any city can be worse than sydney.

>>215735652
/brit/ is a secret gchq taskforce la

>>215735563
>niall
Send him back to Ireland

>>215735677
glad he's alright. worried his head was gonna pop like that bus bloke.. horrible sight

the thatchers

>>215735683
if you're rich it's nice, otherwise it's a shithole

>>215735617
not too fond of Glasgow either

>>215735626
yh...

>asian Welsh
>black Welsh
Right then…

>>215735418
mad how the authorities have access to all this national data, see all these patterns and trends and still do absolutely fucking nothing about it.
truly sickening

leftypol could probably have a tranny president by now if they just let rorke say the n word

>>215735717
Make it make senses

the british would never rape anyone, just ask the maori, the aboriginals, the native americans, the indians, the irish, the scottish, the tahitians, the...

>>215735717
shut up

>>215735652
Only get depressed when I watch blackpillers. My tempermanent was never normie, I was always an oddball. Only thing I regret is not having a wife and kids

>>215735594
>>215735707
you've been done lad

>>215735719
what do you want them to do?

/brit/ mfs be like
>SCREAMING AND CRYING AND POOING IN A NIGGER'S FACE
but they're actually just sat at their desk with a blank expression on their face

niggas don't replace their smoke alarm batteries

things going down in the hungarian thread

>>215735764
>Manchester
>Affordable
Lol wat?

>>215735752
thats an average bus in sydney/melbourne/adelaide/perth

except the white boy would be a fat methed up bogan lady in her 40s

>>215735768
literally anything proactive

>>215735738
We didn't rape you because you're ugly lol
We did kill you though, but not because of any extermination policy (never existed), but because you kept kidnapping women and children from settlements and we wanted them back so the police would go and meet your chief sitting bull or whatever and he'd refuse so we'd shoot them.

Not really a rape or a genocide is it

a mind, raped

So then another day sat on my computer chair just gazing at birt and occasionally submitting asinine posts like a monkey is it

>>215735797
leave it there mate, there's a good lad. don't want to see this nonce

>eat 500kcal over my daily limit
>immediately gain 1kg
>takes 1 week to lose that 1kg
i hate this life

>>215735785
my landlord does that
not my fault if he misses it and the place burns down, he's the one out of pocket

>>215735785
my smoke alarms are mains powered

>>215735683
Was watching an egirl streamer who said she felt safer in Europe than Japan. She spent most of her time in Europe in London

>>215735812
Nah I'm off the the chipper shortly with my friends and then we're gonna get wankered down the pub :)

>>215735807
you have a cartoonish understanding of history mate

>>215735806
like what?
you can put in minecraft afterwards, don't be shy x

>>215735615
MI CAN'T SUPPORT YOU NO MORE

>>215735818
That’s just water weight mate

>>215735785
I thought this was just an American thing but there's a black family next to me and their smoke alarm batteries died about 6 months ago
Still beeping

>>215735763
same. I'm not sure I want a wife and kids but there was one girl years ago who I should have paid more attention to

>>215735812
Get the gimmick workshopped

>>215735839
yeah right

i made an original thread but i think it's dying, just not generating a lot of organic interest haha x

>>215735526
>>215735526

>>215735261
rollercoaster of a post

Same people who moan about immigrants ignore that we have millions of these stupid old bastard NIMBY cunts in this country who stop anything that might help young people

>>215735835
Its how it went down lil bro

>>215735887
read a book unc

wheres the grow up poster when you need him

>>215735902
currently reading the protocols

throwing away my laptop just as it is, not destroying the hard drive or anything like that, I'm not a nonce

just watched a whole youtube ad because it contained useful info

>>215735868
thoughts?

>>215735926
You mean you're getting it recycled in an environmentally responsible way, right?

>>215735902
Not that anon, but I'm reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People".

>>215735879
Young people are retards with under-developed brains, the good news is they always grow up so theres no real need to listen to their childish retard concerns or needs

*teleports back to to 2008*

>Secure Boot and TPM 2.0 must be enabled to play some or all parts of this game. Steam has checked your system and one or both of these settings appear to be disabled. You can learn more about this game requirement on the Steam Support Site.
wtf is this shite

>>215735943
no just throwing the whole thing into the general waste bin

>>215735926
At least wipe the drive. It's not hard to get passwords and documents and stuff even if there's a password to get into the laptop

>>215735738
It was unironically the Irish who raped/interbred with natives a lot. Not that British didn't do it too.

>>215735962
You're so 2000 and late

>>215735926
I'm going to be howling, screaming and yelling when you're digging through landfills trying to find the Bitcoin you left on your hard drive.

>>215735965
yeah the nsa need access to your computer to play this game unfortunately

>>215735879
the design is the problem. both street design and house design. we give in to lazy developers to do the same same cul de sac and single family detached because they tell us consumers dont want anything else.

we should be doing so much more than that

>>215735965
anti-cheat?

>>215735971
Oh :(

>>215735952
Yeah we need more fucking houses built mate I don’t want to have to choose between living with my mum or living in a HMO with Indians

the read

>>215735965
looks like secure boot and tpm needs to be enabled

>>215735683
Have you been to a city other than Sydney?

>>215735902
Watching a Jeff Nippard video about building strength.

>>215735996
This book changed my life.

>>215736007
can't believe they shot it

>>215736007
what a lad

the lion does not concern himself with the black mould in the bathroom

80 years ago I would have been in the SS

>>215736018
Did it aye

>>215736001
Yeah, ny. My home city actually.

>>215735942
the madest part of this video is that the woman being asked is actually a man

>>215735407
She's a dyke

>>215736040
i can fix her

>>215736025
I’ve got black mould in my bedroom

>>215735995
The market requires you to suffer and be poor at your age living with your mum in to your 30s, then its clear sailing after that. Just be patient lil bro

>>215735090
Bong be like "I live in R'lyeh and that's normal"

>>215736026
What is your height and weight?

>>215736057
me too
condensationberg has been doing a number
needs scrubbing and repainting, maybe tomorrow

>>215736066
>The nightmare corpse-city of R'lyeh...was built in measureless eons behind history by the vast, loathsome shapes that seeped down from the dark stars.
yeah it's pretty accurate

someone here said mould didnt exist the other day and i looked in to it and it turns out its true.

Couple of future Jordan Petersons in the thread tonight

>>215736070
74.8 inches

>>215736028
Cured my debilitating social anxiety, so it did. Made me more personable and charismatic. Allowed me to fulfil my childhood dream of travelling the world, Anthony Bourdain style. So yeah, it changed my life.

big fan of chips, pies, crisps, biscuits, sweets, cakes, sausages, bacon, beans etc

sick to bastard death of seeing gary "i have incurable aids" stevenson's mug everywhere

>>215736101
>Allowed me to fulfil my childhood dream of travelling the world, Anthony Bourdain style.
He killed himself for no reason at all. They said it was impulsive, just fancied a cheeky 'cide in his hotel room

imagine being a fungi and living on one of these with all your mates. corrrrr

>>215736125
alri march 2025 lad

>>215736132
who said that

>>215736110
i like pasta and rice and beans and bread

not me

Oh my days lads Rorke just ate the entire big bar of chocolate, he's such a fat bastard!

>>215736132
epstein didnt kill himself tho

>>215736134
For me it's being a million ton mycelium under the forest floor telepathically communicating with all the trees while eating poo and occasionally sprouting mushrooms for foragers to enjoy

rorke cowering

>>215736154
all the starches

>>215736169
grow up mate you're not funny

>>215736179
is beans starches? think it's more fibres and proteins

pizza delivery india has gone 10km in the wrong direction, this pizza going on an odyssey

>>215736158
Yes he did.

>>215736180
I won't be giving you any mushrooms that's for sure

>>215736132
Do you realise how high energy, high vibrational and high agency you have to be to act so impulsively when you're nearly 70? Anthony Bourdain's suicide might be the greatest advertisement for the bohemian, adventurous, globe-trotting lifestyle he and I both live. He lived a full life. Most people stop living long before they die.

how do i get one of those roadwork jobs where i stand around all day?

eating the boredom away again

Men: if you haven't had sex with your wife or partner for a while, first check that you don't need to take something off her plate. It's hard to be turned on when you're basically someone's mum or maid rather than equal partner.

>>215736198
he wasn't nearly 70 he was 61

>>215736221
what? like leftover food? sure i'll eat it

>>215736198
>Life is all about spending money and going on adventures
Sounds like a troubled man who once he stopped swimming couldnt handle it and killed himself. Other people are content with themselves and their lives and are happy doing a jigsaw and watching their grandchildren grow up

>>215736175
do those muslims know he's a homosexual jew?

>>215736026
Why not wait a little bit later and join BOSS

>>215736258
yeah but he's just a useful idiot dhimmi

waiting on the people turning up to collect and pay for my futon. convinced they'll see it, not like it and get pissy with me for wasting their time.

>>215736258
i suspect they do and they're simply not bigots like you

>>215736252
>Other people are content with themselves and their lives and are happy doing a jigsaw and watching their grandchildren grow up
Nobody is content with that. This is just cope for people who are too scared to put themselves out there. To go on an adventure or even leave their comfort zone just a little bit.

>>215736278
they almost certainly are bigoted

need to make my bead and also fizz up some water

https://x.com/conorgogarty/status/1976705898551648338

Farage pushing bullshir again and not admitting he was lying? Nooooooo neverrrrrr

why is he so inhuman?
such an odd thing to say

>>215736292
yeah?

>>215736278
then they and you don't understand Islam clearly

>>215736297
he's a robot

>>215736303
yeah

>>215736297
what's odd about that it's the most generic political tweet i;ve ever seen

>>215736297
very cool chatgpt

>>215736310
are all christians antisemitic and homophobic?

>>215736333
they should be if they follow christian teaching. if they dont then they can hardly call themselves christian

>>215736297
His ambition is to unlock the potential of everyone? Even me? For context, I'm a 29 year old skinnyfat, wageslave, fail-to-launch, receding hairline umpkin.

>>215736333
The Bible has a New Testament that sets out Christians morality and ethics. Islam does not have a New Testament

>>215736352
do you think all christians follow the same doctrine?

you can just tell theres a muslim woman in here

>>215736361
the new testament is explicitly anti jew and anti gay

>>215736372
yes
its called the bible and other scriptures.

been enjoying AI generateed music recently and my dumb leftoid arthoe gf thinks I'm some sort of traitor to the human race or something

>>215736388
the bible is very obviously open to interpretation
famously so in fact

>>215736401
shes right ur soulless

>>215736406
you're brown arent you

Will the gas man come into your home and harass you about batteries, in Britain?
https://www.twitch.tv/obkatiekat

>>215736415
don't like being told you're a hypocrite do you

>>215735050
its like when a hobo shits himself and gets proud that nobody shot him for it

>>215736406
yeh the vague parts. many parts are universally agreed by all denominations

on the RuneScape toil lads

New

>>215736427
haha alright brownoid there there cant win everything in life

>>215736422
>>215736445
Wrong link
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2586272930?t=27h57m2s

>>215736401
it means you're a moron

>>215736433
wasting your life are we

>>215736349
Bet there's kiddos on here who have never played a PS2

Is it true that there's a certain position where if you wank you die?

>>215736464
zoomers didnt even really play the PS3

can't wait to cook and eat my tea and drink my wine

>>215736476
>>215736476

New
>>215733532
>>215736476
>>215733532

>>215736486
what u cooking, what wine u got

>>215736361
The New Testament fulfills the Old Testament, it doesn't replace it.

r Bradley thou in Christ, blessif thee to bestow strength, unity, and fervor, hence thereforth with grace
ar men

>>215736291
Simply untrue your nigger brained mind cant comprehend being content