Thread 215738619

carpet edish

>>215738565
shut up wognadian

utterly ridiculous how much this thread devolves into arguing and sperging about schizos
bet no other general is this bad.

mad how they want to use technology to lower wages rather than make my life easier

>>215738645
It's the same handful of autistic virgin freaks who are here 24/7
They probably recognise each others posts and hold grudges. The rest of us who are normal have to endure their dogshit boring arguments constantly

>>215738645
I've heard they're much worse

The scrandemic

>>215738680
i know there's a few people who recognise posters by the way they type
utterly grim

>>215738724
F

Actually MENTAL how the yanks have psyopped the world into drinking coffee instead of tea

>>215738680
>It's the same handful of autistic virgin freaks who are here 24/7
basically this. we have a collection of utter sadcases like spaino and other freaks who waste their lives here

>>215738735
coffee was popular before america existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOFdGj7eE4

rorke

dis gay niqqa lookin at de carpet

this is by far the worst general on 4chan

get him watered

Weird how theres always a couple of spastics that get angry whenever anybody argues about anything, as if it degrades a general that is 99% shitposting anyway wouldnt it be mad if someone was paid to derail conversations about the failures of the state online haha what a mad job that would be eh

>>215738735
tea is shite unless some unusual oolong because ordinary black tea might as well be hot water

old brits who took tea from india must have been into homeopathy

>>215738822
most generals are spammed with tranime, you dont know how good you got it

>>215738837
Wouldn't it be mad if there were a board dedicated to discussion of politics and current events?

>>215738866
imaghine smashing her head in witha sledgehammer (this post is pure satire)

>>215738867
t. posts 24 hours a day mentally shadowboxing imaginary dollhouse characters

>>215738822
What's mental is it's not even close to being in the Top 10. It might not even make Top 5 on this board

>>215738862
i'd take the tranime over the schizophrenics arguing with each other and doing their rituals none stop til 1am just for them to go back at it the next day

rorke buying waterproof running shoes for inclement weather
rorke stepping in a puddle within the first 100m of his Saturday 5k
rorke running around with water in his shoes for the next 40 minutes

>>215738899
That is quite literally what you are doing right now mate

So true

>>215738901
please tell me which are worse

>>215738938
the gay porn stash

>>215738938
lil zoomer salivating at the thought of making a 5 hour documentary youtube video explainer on what these are

Just found out (via instagram likes) that one of my good friends is a racist. She liked a post selling swastikas, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and asked her about it and she said it's none of my business. Thats another friendship ruined then

>>215738908
Thats happened to you then?

>>215738929
Every general has at least two openly pedo trip posters. brit/pol/ has Cauldron and Josh for example. You have no idea how bad these generals are compared to this

>>215738899
:)

>>215738929
/deutsch/ - pure undistilled autism, unironically one of the worst generals on this site
kurva anyátok - tranime/noncery
/balt/ - tranime/noncery
/cum/ - like /brit/ but more tripfags and less funny

Then we're probably fifth. On the whole website don't forget you've got all the weeb generals, video game autism generals, KPOP cancer etc.

>mum asked me if I was depressed
>didn’t have the heart to be honest with her and just said I was alright

>>215738938
thought that were a box of these at first aha

>>215738645
>utterly ridiculous how much this thread devolves into arguing and sperging about schizos
this is what svt has been for a while, it’s only about thread “””personalities””” and sorted freaks, and it’s only that

>>215738978
probably just a mongrel mob skank

brian wilsons dead lads

>>215739013
what a blunder
you could have used your depression as an excuse for her to let you suck on her boobs

>>215739014
hol up
friedick zestche?

It's a RuneScape kinda day lads x

>>215739011
feel like you can't really count the anime and video game generals because both /a/ and /v/ have been infested with 'p spammers for years now. People on /a/ just casually drop videos of 'p during conversation.
We also get a lot of the posters from other generals like that though since it's an English speaking general

The electoral calendar for the rest of the year.
Anything tickle your fancy lads?

3 flapjacks and a rustlers

>>215739052
yeah, he died months ago.

/brit/ has probably made dozens of people kill themselves or get sectioned. I think I remember schizoleaf revealing his short detention in a padded cell in a moment of weaknes

>>215738623
>>215738665
Wrong thread lads aha

>>215739018
this has been the case here since basically a few years after the general started
people still talk about 190 and he hasn't posted in years afaik

>>215739089
"They say you die twice. Once when you stop breathing and the second, a bit later on, when somebody mentions your name for the last time." - Bansky

LORD MANDELSON— Indefatigable Lobbyist for:

JEFFREY EPSTEIN
Trafficker/sexual blackmailer

DE/ROTHSCHILDS
Alleged ditto

GHISLAINE MAXWELL
Trafficker/sexual blackmailer

EDWARD HEATH
Top pedophile

LORD JANNER
Top pedophile

KEVIN SPACEY
Alleged Predator

>>215739107
That is a very pretty woman, it's true.

no bottomless coke for you my lad

>>215739107
thats you done then

you now remember paul poobag

FUQ U TALM BOUT CRACKA

>>215739084
why dont you give one of those new Ginsters Pastry Toastie a go next time :)

>>215739132
free my nigga

What will Britain look like in the year 2100?

>>215739132
i find him quite attractive

Jeffrey Epstein met Tony Blair in Downing Street

>>215739164
depends on which season it is

>>215739164
worse than american demographics

New tat

>>215739164
a cock
a big one
a black one

>>215739195
not reading this weighty tome

>>215739195
footballs fans are all such freaks, inbred, easily led commoners

i've gucked it all up lads

It was real, all of it.

>>215739225
true

r david
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MEjVfThmn4

>>215739238
this is just like that book

>>215739225
bird and circuses so it is

>>215739110
yeah sure there are pockets of circle-jerking about spastics but svt it’s all the fucking time, from the first thread to the last throughout the day
it’s bloody worthless

test

two women can't have sex you need a penis to have sex

just a quick warning that I am watching this thread for words with more than 4 syllaballs and will lash out at any and all tarqs who catch my attention

Least ominous Spaino post >>215739275

>>215739282
how conspicuous of you

There's a Mouse in the thread!

>>215739311
that's the resident doctor

today`s

Pocket Monster

of the day
Is ..

Piprecipient !!

props to the mad cunt who came up with mangoes

i live like a pig

Member when Dua Lipa had 5 gorillion hits between 2015 and 2021 yet Taylor Swift is still supposedly the biggest pop star even though she hasn't had a hit since shake it off, yeah definitely totally organic and no psyop here

having a good giggle at """"""women""""""

>>215739358
like laughing at poor people do you

>>215739305
>conspicuous
careful... careful..

Remember in one of the election debates Jeremy Corbyn was talking about Jeffrey Epstein and what happened with Prince Andrew and he pronounced “Epstein” in the most anti-Semitic sounding way possible lmfao, you could almost hear the ((( )))

>>215739385
yes, specifically poor women who sell their bodies for pennies

Cena vs Styles is one of the greatest wrestling matches I’ve ever seen

>>215739348
i dont get how acting deranged in public is seen as comedy now days. Nothing funny or clever about it

feeling very depressed. have been work weeks now. i know its the drugs, the anxiety, unhealthy eating. but i feel stagnant and im caught in a vicious cycle.

>>215739405
odd to show prideful at being a horrid person

>190
>dtfic
>emmayank
>mousey
>gingerpaedo
>ziedbelg
>gyaldem freak
>paganmong
>nazimong
>commiemong
>rapelad
>heatherpaedo
>cansmong
>(You)
Just all of the mentally ill posters I can think of off the top of my head

>>215739390
Lmao why have you "remembered" this when there's a video online. You don't need to "remember" this it's archived for you on the internet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-C_pI3PIA8

marked lack of lasciviousness in this thread

>>215739358
also same person
femoids are gross
absolutely disgusting creatures

Human ashes are heavy and shale-like due to their bone content so often land in one spot rather than being blown away by the wind.

me? not disgusting or gross at all

>>215739440
All me same person btw

>>215739469
corr

>>215739329
that was me, you're welcome lad :)

>>215739358
depressing

mark mentioned

>>215739484
oh yeah forgot to add you, you total fucking cretin

>>215739469
Chicken hotpot with Avocado Slaw and French Fries?

>>215739476
malaponte was saying you cannot cremate bones and they have to be painstakingly ground into dust to be disposed of

>>215739511
no that's a pie with gravy and mushy peas

>>215739469
this could be offensive to many other cultures and should probably be removed from the menu in order to be inclusive

>>215739517
reckon you can cremate anything if you get it hot enough

bought some ladies boots off vinted and have been sniffing them

Got Chapel Rowan playing on the ol’ Sonos

>>215739538
no you can't and the holocaust didn't happen but should of o algo

>>215739544
>’
Spainoid

>>215739533
do you find it weird you have to make up scenarios to justify your racism?

Are brits the least replying nationality in 4chan? I swear I always get 0 yous in this general, fuck off honestly

i like women, to look at, they're like beautiful paintings, nice to look at but you don't want a conversation with.
honestly women to me are juat objects to use.
the quiet, shy timid ones who don't speak unless spoken to (which is never, because theyre all vapid whores) are the only acceptable types of cumholes

>>215739538
what about steel beams?

>>215739562
have you tried making some good posts?

>>215739561
a little bit, yeah

did someone say something? some twattish whinge?

>>215739566
shut up diego you odious little prick

remember bibo?

>>215739566
same, femboys only for me

YUNGBLUD aka Dominic Harrison, Charli XCX and Christine and the Queens aka Heloise Letissier attend The NME Awards 2020 at the O2 Academy Brixton (2020)

>>215739562
At least half of us probably have you filtered ngl

>>215739618
we called it bebo here

>>215738724
Haha fatty

>>215739625
sister loves that gay cunt

reckon they trained him to do this and he's actually a genius at physical comedy like penguin rowan atkinson

so ZOG is invading Venezuela yeah?

Got a distinction in my grade 1 piano.

>>215739634
what on earth are you doing

>>215739640
dont know sorry, can I have an easier question

still taking film recommendations actually

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760191443881137.webm

kill bill got my hmmming

>our alphabet is Canaanite
>our numerals are Arabic
>our language originated from Iranian nomads
>our race descended from Anatolian farmers
>our continent is named after a Phoenician goddess
>our religion is fundamentally Zoroastrian
>our given names are Hebrew

mad when you think about it

I personally just air fry all my bacon nowadays. Can’t believe there are still cavemen here frying it in a fucking pan standing at the hob flipping it like a faggot.

i put mine under the broiler

>>215739690
Rorke’s eye starting to twitch reading this

>>215739690
>>our religion is fundamentally Zoroastrian
bollocks

where can l meet femboys irl

hmmm

>>215739681
The Edge (1997)

>>215739731
get sectioned into a mental asylum must be a fair few in there

>>215739731
4chan
/int/
/brit/
this thread
this post

RIP slim jim

>>215739725
Christianity is basically reskinned Zoroastrianism mate

>>215739681
a woman in berlin
always brings a smile to my face

>>215739742
>trend on twitter
:|
>trend on japanese twitter
:o

>Bebo
‘

>>215739770
um!

>>215739693
i stick it on my george foreman

>>215739693
>air frying
That's repulsive. You're only one tier above the microwavers, the chandler bingers and rustler burghers

>>215739766
>a woman in berlin
whats that about

>>215739693
hate how much of a mess it makes

does seeing other people depressed, cry, suffer make you feel better about yournown life?

My posts aren't getting any (You)s these days so I'm tinkering with the idea of sticking a flag on and possibly a trip although I can't figure out how to do either.

>>215739658
appears to be cooking bacon

get the reddit screenshots posted, get the twitter screenshots posted. Get nothing original posted to 4chan

>>215739812
yes actually

>>215739803
the realities of war
but mostly rape
and murder

my wife will never know i was dating two lads at the same time as her
in fact, she met one of them after he was leaving after we'd finished and i told her he was a mate returning my copy of fifa

>>215739852
doesn't sound very bloody cheerful

>>215739742
hooting. they're saying what we're all thinking

>>215739847
why are southern hemisphere constellations so rubbish?

>>215739690
>our alphabet is Canaanite
False.
>our language originated from Iranian nomads
They were blonde Aryans.
>our race descended from Anatolian farmers
Wrong, Whites come from Caspian horse riders.

>>215739818
all the flag avatars are uninteresting paedophiles
been a while since we've had a new trip freak

>>215739866
did he shag your bum?

>>215739797
You need to accept that air fryers are based and fill a genuine niche in the kitchen. Nothing wrong with cooking in the microwave either, it’s great for many tasks.
>>215739810
I find it way less messy than a pan tbqh

>>215739866
are you the lad who was getting bummed in the forest during the pandemic

Volk ans Gewehr!

>>215739894
other way around
fortunately the window was open for 20 minutes before she turned up
then i had her as well, remember being absolutely tuckered that night

any hehe man in

>>215739889
>False.
Our alphabet comes from ancient Egyptian.
>They were blonde Aryans.
Indeed.
>Wrong, Whites come from Caspian horse riders.
Whites come from a mix of different people and much of European DNA is from the Middle East.

>>215739869
youre just being negative
you have to think positively
plus there's some really good scenes about the human condition

Woke up gassy and just pooed, but I’m still tired

>air fryer
And it's just a countertop convection oven with different branding lmfao. Totally unserious people.

>>215739931
>then i had her as well
didnt your willy smell of poo?

>>215739934
in

>>215739952
>plus there's some really good scenes about the human condition
had enough of that last night when i was watching a xev bellringer kino

more like loosey letby haha

>>215739957
so why's it cook my veg better than the oven then?

>>215739866
i once had my girlfriend shake hands with my wife and then my wife later remarked that she was really lovely

>>215739952
>plus there's some really good scenes about the human condition
just like my character.ai wanks

i actually think conveniences like tinned food and ready meals are a good thing
obviously not for every meal but they're fantastic inventions.
i have a chicken teriyaki and rice thing in the fridge that will last until next december

>>215739993
you have some chicken in the fridge that's going to last until next december?

Hmm
>>215733743

>>215739961
no because i made all of this up for (You)s

>>215740009
yeah, in the fridge

>>215740029
and it's chicken yeah? still have feathers on and walking about the place is it?

>>215740041
teriyaki be kiddin' me

right i'm going to sharpen my knife then start cooking

rawr

>>215740091
toby looks like THAT?

>>215740091
post his cock

>>215739901
>You need to accept that air fryers are based and fill a genuine niche in the kitchen.
Special needs teachers fill a niche too
>Nothing wrong with cooking in the microwave either, it’s great for many tasks
You spelled tards wrong

>>215740091
toby SEX SEX SEX!!!!

Diego is working on a revival for TFI Friday

>>215740152
he was on the bbc copy of cant pay

>'I'M PROUD' Boris Johnson defends ‘Boriswave’ of surging net migration and hits back at Nigel Farage
so that's why he got brexit done

that's not toby
why do you all lie

gave toby an osrs bond and he took it then told me to kill myself

going down to the shop to buy some brand new rags

Boris wave, like a Mexican wave but even browner

Where did it all go wrong for you?

For me it was either August-November 2002

or May 2007

heatherpaedo meltie

wasnt boris the big bear that helped the polish in one of the world wars, big based fella he was

>>215740229
Sometime in 2009

>>215740235
poor guy
they made him live in edinburgh

sucking a covfefe

rate my local council lads

literally only slept an hour last night
falling asleep at my desk
it not right

>>215740295
rapegangs/10

>>215740265
nobody suffers in edinburgh thoughever

had the absolute most horrific nightmare of the last few years wherein my friend who got cucked by his dad was fucking his dad up the arse while the ex gf was stripping off behind them. immediately woke up and it's ruined the last hour since.

>>215740332
by the end he was asking for salt and sauce on all his dinners

>>215740366
neoliberal teeth

>>215740370
doesn't sound like a nightmare at all

hi!!!

should i do it lads

mad how the wakarimasen archive is still down

>>215740419
squash is for posh nonces

film sorted

>>215740419
yeah sure why not

>>215740419
more of a padel man myself

I'm a kind handsome young man capable and deserving of love and companionship.

>>215740444
it's for tennis and i'm a working class mong

>>215740465
ktim too

>>215740398
Oh, my!

wow after delivery (of a baby) there is a stage called "involution" where the contractions continue for a bit after delivery... imagine

the 'ner

>>215740472
oh right sorry it looked like a squash racket but i see upon closer inspection that it was an optical illusion and the racket was at an angle.
you should get yourself a babolat like i had in 2007ish. was proper thundering shots after i upgraded to this baddie. never had any since as i got bored of tennis.

>>215740514
>babolat
very good brand
really helped develop my back hand and tight game

>>215740510
tiny portion of poo seal in that one

>>215740306
>at my desk
are you at toil??

>>215740514
wanted to get one but read that it's very unforgiving and stiff

Any non-white who was intellectually honest would accept that White cultures are the best and they would be pro-white

£150 on a suit i'll probs wear once. Should have just rented one

>>215740565
>£150 on a suit
fuck me lad that must be one truly awful suit

the second time brushing my teeth there was no blood

>>215740530
>>215740557
sorry but i've already contributed all i can to the tennis racket discussion, but you two should really carry this convo on together! introducing you both, chat away x

>>215740565
that's nothing mate. i bought a £400 suit and a £400 overcoat, wore them once and now they're rotting in my wardrobe

>>215740577
it's fine. does the job i need it for

any leafies man in

>>215740601
is that job to make you look like a mong in a cheap shitty suit?

anyone buying this dip on monday or waiting for a further fall
is it an april type thing or are we getting an immediate taco

>>215740565
told you to go to tesco

I developed your mums tight game

>>215738619 (OP)
now a life goal of mine to have a nice carpet and a nice wife with nice legs lying on it reading a book

anyone want to make a suicide pact with me

>>215740552
no i've got a desk at home

>>215740717
yeah go on then

>>215740721
why are you sitting at a desk you weirdo do you not have a sofa

is /brit/ pro or anti Amelia Dimoldenberg?

>>215740704
I wish these carpets weren't so expensive, but I understand that they're extremely labor intensive to make. I refuse to buy something made of polyester.

>>215740621
i transferred 20k into my stocks isa on trading212 on thursday with a view to buying in asap lmao. can't believe my luck (earned it after the 3 years i've had)

>>215740748
undecided, i'll wait for a quorum to start forming

me at the shopping mall https://i.postimg.cc/nhhF64p2/image.png
https://i.postimg.cc/nhhF64p2/image.png

>>215740773
no you didn't you gay virgin

>>215740773
lying virgin

>>215740743
cause i'm on my pc
it's a desktop, you see

>>215740808
>>215740815
yes i did. here's the confirmation email
read it and weep

im at my desk with my laptop plugged into my big monitor

4plebs is down!!! everyone panic!!!

vietnam war seems like it was pretty kino. dont get why boomers were so upset about it

america wants us to believe this is a viable candidate to oppose hamas in gaza

>>215740229
April 1st 2012

barely post here anymore, think in a month or so i’ll just stop. no reason is there

always thought María Corina Machado was Carmen Maria Machado

>>215740808
>>215740815
Stop replying to Spainnonce.

Need to stop smiling in public

>>215740970
:(
no you do NOT

cat

>>215740229
10th October 2007 when I was born

>>215740748
Vile semitic hag, makes me sick watching her chicken nigger shop date shit with a bunch of mongs and slack jawed yellow eyed negroes. emblematic of the new rotten culture

>>215740748
jewish creature

>>215741012
>>215741012
>>215741012
>>215741012
>>215741012

slept on cigarette papers and they all became see-through award

won't be bullied into moving to a new thread

>>215740986
I don't want to come on too seedy/desperate. I'll stick to closed mouth smiles. I try to remember but I can't help a toothy grin

>>215740229
i cant begin to tell you how many times i have fucked up new chances offered to me by people convinced by my charisma that i wasn't a selfish retard destined to fail

>>215741117
noted this for a lil plan I have ehehe :3