Thread 215741012

faggot edition

>>215741012 (OP)
bryan is richer and younger than you.

>>215741012 (OP)
bryan is richer and younger than you.

cat!

i still don't really understand matgeek

Struggling with money right now bros. But I remembered, a while back my energy company put ridiculous charges on my account which they innitially refused to take off until I threatened to escalate it, then they wiped a massive amount off my debit. Does anyone have some neat tips or tricks like that? Is it likely utility companies will reverse loads of bills so my accounts goes into credit if I just nag enough, even if all the charges are completely legitimate?

just had a wank, gave me zero satisfaction whatsoever, why do i bother

>>215741100
>get a job
damb
>get a lawyer
I will destroy you, old man

>>215741110
rorke, you been raped and gaped with this
never show your face here again

>>215741110
extremely powerful image

>>215741110
woah...
powerful....
thats so brave...
I was blind...
But now I see...
How could I have been so stupid?

>>215741110
love how they're still considerate of Turkey wanting to be called Turkiye even though literally everyone outside of their metropolitan bubble still calls it Turkey

Corrrrrr

mental how a comic strip completely changed my life

china seems like a grim place to live

yeah don't do things that are for posh ponces
just be a piece of shit your whole life

>>215741110
>turkiye
Fuck off

>>215741157
>>215741110
Also at the time it wasn't called either of those as "Turkey" wasn't a thing. It was Rome/Byzantine Empire.

>>215741194
watch. out. babe. here I CUM
you spin me right round baby right round

>>215741194
The Poortherner Code to live by

>>215741183
is he ok

im faggot too

>>215741231
she looks like lil pump... would

how to get cambridge chinese exhange student gf

Sort of fancy a wank

yep yepper, buh-boom, pow pow

>>215741100
>she's mine not yours oh and im also a criminal
nonce vibes

>>215741110
powerful
let in 5 million of them and get them all housed RIGHT NOW

nth for the gyaldem

having a rorke wank

>>215741158
Phwoar that's a turbo taycan that is

>>215741183
Smite him down online safety act

>>215741183
well at least it was a quick death

>>215741269
had one earlier me but felt guilty after

the free therapy wank

>>215741335
um

does peter theil bum wank his blood boy

all I'm saying is maybe we should give tories another chance

>>215741267
show her your /brit/ post greatest hits

I cba to scroll up and check. Is this /brit/?

rorke would turn away father christmas for being an illegal

I am an american living in england. I am one of you guys now, I am just like you

>>215741373
idiot

leftypol on a mad one

>>215741370
i believe so yes

>>215741373
well it seems like we have the one they call rorkeychops, and next to him is leftypops

stopped listening to the online opinion of music when i realised it's all coming from those socially retarded people who wear oversized noise cancelling headphones outside so they can avoid social interaction at all costs

ffs boiler's on the blink
cold showers until thursday

>>215741425
grow up mate

>>215741425
that's actually leftypoo

far too warm for october
17c
it not fucking right

Brilliant

>>215741436
one of my big fears really

>>215741425
i wish they would get along together again

>>215741425
ironic how leftypops is on the right, makes you wonder

>>215741432
Why would you stop listening to the opinions of people like that? They seem like the best people to listen to

>>215741110
is it fair to just consider leftists fundamentally evil at this point?

i mean, clearly there is no curing this

put all the biomass in a big chamber and use the vibration of them shuffling around to power britain

anyone know where the birds in red dead redemption 2 go?

left on a madone

should I go to Istanbul or London for me hair transplant lads?

scranning my own arse, you can't have any

>>215741493
not interested in the opinions of people who are too shy to say thanks to the bus driver

>>215741464
Commoners are such grim people, wish class segregation was encoded by law

>>215741506
how many times do you reckon you say biomass each day

need mouse with no donguru

>>215741494
>leftists fundamentally evil

*falls in line with the billionaires that will actually kill this planet, our only home*

I'm a lefty and I'll call a spade a spade and a tranny a ladyboy.

>>215741528
you can get some really good authentic turkish food in london

>>215741506
honestly if we just do this but with pavements in areas with large concentrations of them, we could probably achieve the same effect
but imprisoning them does sound somewhat enjoyable

>>215741506
we should put them on treadmills to power the country
100% renewable clean biomass

>>215741506
did you watch the Hamilton ketamine entry ^o^
very interesting that they use vibration but we still dont know what pharma does to make ketamine good >>215741548
UwU

>>215741534
Bus drivers are absolute wankers, dont know what world you live in

>>215741034
>>215741086
he uses filters because he knows how bad and old he looks btw

>>215741554
teach me about polish food
what do you have to offer?

Dreaming every day that we get an exterminationist like Heydrich

>>215741539
also you: poo poo pee pee rorke rorke rorke leftymong leftymong dftic melty!!!

>>215741551
haha whatever you say lad

a lot to unpack with that one

>>215741610
the meme that broke leftymong

right well not sure what that is because the thumbnail looks unsettling so shan't be opening it

get the saturated fats ingested
get the heart attack fuel swallowed
get the cholesterol raised to dangerous levels

it begins
the various gimmick posters and schizos have all dragged themselves out of bed

>>215741610
I'm as puzzled by the "Boriswave" as you are lad. I don't want it.

There wouldn't be as much migration if the world was a more stable and equal place.

>>215741616
>me after a trip to ikea

>>215741647
I'm on it

ermm uhh ooo

>>215741610
woke exists because of the billionaire capitalists
they brainwashed these morons

just had a pie with chips peas and gravy
peng as
getting on the beers later
love saturdays

konnichiwa
boku wa yerrow nigga desu
ichiban daisuki no tabemono wa meat feast pizza
biomass wa dai kirai
>>215741585
i'm in this screenshot indirectly
(he's replying to me saying jjk fanbase is full unlikeable cunts)

>>215741551
The planet is not going to die you mong

leftypol making the height of his intellectual and political analysis 'it's da billionaires' while also being funded into existence by them

>>215741653
you dont believe there would be mass migration if we lived in a borderless world?

thought I was here 24/7 though

why cant we get cajun curly fries in this country
was it the woke or was it that bloody cunt starmer?

>>215741651
mental how one moment i'm just a normal poster, fitting in with the lads, probably even complaining about the spammers myself, and the next i'm the grim reaper of /brit/, I clear entire threads and control entire lives with my spam and gimmicks. i'm the ultimate engima, a puppetmaster of sorts

>>215741667
just had a chicken jalfrezi with pilau rice and a peshwari nan and will also be getting on the beers later

>>215741706
I was here first pal
Well not today I mean, because I just woke up. But in general.

>someone opens bitcoin shorts 20 minutes before trumps announcement
>closed it and made over $100m profit in less than 6 hours
mental how rigged the entire system is, they don't even try and hide anymore kek

you lot eat tea quite early isn't it

been bitter about the state of this general all day. no idea why. grumpy sod I am.

>>215741730
lucky bastard

Sir Kenneth Donald Mouseworth, Earl of Mouseshire

>>215741734
just need a full-time janny to keep things in order

considering suicide again. i know i need to go out for some fresh air. but im too depressed.

>>215741731
this pokemon was sick back in the day
used to just bang cunts out with headbutt on the regular
and he can surf

>>215741733
nah senpai mum cooks me curry 6pm isnt it

>>215741730
not real money though is it

homealone here yet?

>>215741586
skip pierogi they're boring
placki ziemniaczane (potato pancakes) with goulash (gulasz) doesn't get enough love
there's sauerkraut stew with sausages called bigos
a lovely soup, zurek, it's quite savoury, made with a rye sourdough starter
kotlet schabowy is a big port schnitzel thing that's also great
i won't go on about it too much but there's plenty outside the usual sausage stuff (kielbasa literally just means sausage btw so technically a cumberland sausage could be called a kielbasa)
polish cheesecake is also different, it's made with a cottage cheese type stuff that is genuinely delicious.
you have the doughnuts that are really popular around easter, as well.

there's a lot of influence from stuff like hungarian food too so you can even get "hungarian style" potato pancakes with more peppers and paprika.
zapiekanka is like a big pizza baguette type thing from krakow, always good. it also can be used to describe casseroles, had a silesian black pudding and bacon one that was similar to a cottage pie with the mash on top.
oh and fasolka po bretonsku which is just fancy beans and sausages

oh the graph went up did it?# and it's green too?

>>215741730
mad thing is, even if it's someone realted to his administration there'll be no prosectuion for it given how openly corrupt they are
no accountability whatsoever

>>215741730
Crypto will always be monopoly money

just realised nobody says lol anymore

niggas will literally kill themselves instead of taking the <100 steps it takes to go from their smelly bedroom to the outside world. SAD!

>>215741770
nah i don't even think that would fix it
most posts aren't actually breaking the rules of the site so it's unpunishable
they're just annoying

>>215741813
nothing to laugh about these days

>>215741803
goulash is Hungarian, sauerkraut is German, schintzel is Austrian

You've already stolen Silesia, stop stealing cuisine too.
BAD Pole. BAD!

>>215741825
lol

>>215741681
I don't want a borderless world.

should i buy this

>>215741815
am outside for hours everyday and still want to kill myself, genuinely considering going to Turkey and doing one of those electric brain shock treatments for resistant depression

>>215741852
why

>>215741847
leftymong full realisation involves a borderless world

>>215741857
Turkiye*

>>215741861
storage

>>215741804
it actually went down, yesterday was the worst day for the market since April when Trump last had his tariff autism.

What the gentleman is referring to is a chap who bet against the market (bitcoin in particular) and profited off it immensely - likely due to insider information.

Given the nature of crypto/blockchain though, such a chap has disappeared into the night.

>>215741862
Yes we have a monoculture of thought when we all meet up.

Jesus lad.

how do you counter this other than pathetically whining that it's not allowed?

>>215741873
can do

>>215741863
So they never really spoke Irish in Ireland?

>>215741837
im british not polish

>>215741896
probably be civilized

>>215741901
its that a yes
its 44% off

barry

>>215741915
why you over there then?

fut champs deadarse used to be 40 games over 2 days and people actually did it

>>215741896
Laugh?

>>215741917
i.e. do nothing and lose

pathetic

>>215741934
i live here

>>215741825
Is this style of image from one of the social media platforms?

cant find my weed pen charger
might kms

>>215741158
Why is our nightlife culture stuck in 1994

>>215741893
How are you supposed to realised a fair and equal world when you have borders, and therefore different countries, which in turn means different cultures and societies?

>>215741896
what needs countering? it insists upon itself

>>215741730
anti semitic post

>>215741947
why

>>215741946
your hardest men already arrived on that island and raped them after a hard fought battle
why would i need to do anything...

>>215741956
very cyberpunk

>>215741875
oh well that's him sorted for life then. and his children, if any. hope he's happy, he can buy a house and a car now can't he

>>215741948
tumblr

>>215741825
um in my wanks again

>>215741915
>reposts "im british not polish" in greentext with a picture of a cleary Polish looking man

>>215741825
I dont mind

It's not quite that time of the year yet, but it's fast approaching. There's always time to get one ordered, it'll make a great festive surprise for your niece, nephew, cousins. Any of them.

>>215741982
well given he was able to gamble such a substantial amount, he was likely already wealthy as fuck, profiteering off other's misery yesterday as thier stocks imploded.

It's a bit of a pisstake desu.

>>215741978
it's where my flat, work, and wife are
>>215741992
never seen it, but my passport and polish ID say british citizen and i have no polish blood

>>215741896
It's bad enough when men do it but women should absolutely be banned

Mental that in the 00s/early 2010s - even people like this went outside and socialised.

Yet in the mid 2020s, even good looking young guys and (much less so) girls are reclusive shut ins.

>colonisers disagree with Māoris on literally anything
>haka to assert dominance
>colonisers cry that it's unfair but relent
works every time

you lads reckon there is anyone in the town of Barry in Wales who is named Barry

>>215742067
me in the middle

>>215742031
if your wife polish?
have you ever experienced XENOPHOBIA?
do you speak polish?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RG_5iDQEvSs
mental how much they buck broke chickens
shaking those eggs in its face

>>215741992
what's the signature Polish look?

>>215742067
I reckon this is the sort of lad who calls other lads 'umchickens'

>>215742081
at this point they must think it's because it has magical powers rather than gay white guilt

>>215741875
based

people look down on gambling addicts without realising the hypocrisy when everything on life is a gamble

>government disagrees with leftypol on literally anything
>gay porn dance to assert dominance
>government cry that it's unfair but relents

>>215742131
in effect i guess there's no difference

>>215742102
yes
not really
a bit, but not conversationally. enough to surprise most poles, but not enough to live my life with just that.

>>215742114
big nose, pale skin, small jaw, thin lips, scowling even when happy

need a film to watch

>starmer disagrees with rorke on literally anything
>migrant protest to assert dominance
>starmer imports another 300000 asylum seekers who aren't economic migrants

>>215742114
Many of the ones I've met are bald or have that weird buzzcut thing in the back of their head.

>>215742103
cute!

>>215742168
Life of a Sad Boring Bastard Who Posts On Brit: The Sequel

>>215742196
Haven't seen the first one yet.

>>215742145
you just forgot the one step where the government funds the gay porn dance with their CIA money
https://thejournalofneoabsolutism.wordpress.com/2017/05/02/36/

>>215742044
bit sexist

It's like bloody Aliens in here. No, Alien Resurrection. Exactly like it.

gf wants much rougher sex but I'm afraid of hurting her

>>215742261
picrel... I need this

>>215742067
In 2019 I was going out more and and being extroverted and all that jazz after being NEET for years. Then COVID forced me back to staying at home all day and I'm still doing that

>>215742227
american sex arse

Ebay is so shit now. Just two or three years ago I'd see a PSVR set with 40 games or a huge collection of something for like £50. Now I just see a couple of items they're trying to flog for £60+.

>>215742168
Awakenings

sick of AI telling me how good my questions are. I'm the one who asks them.

realising they’re not milfs anymore, but just women my age with kids

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ONa-iZXp7Ns
big
theyre eating silica packets? idk I thought the control maybe wouldve been plan B? idk

>>215742299
i get older they stay the same age

>>215742297
That’s a great question

>>215742227
might send this to a woman I know

This is a public safety announcement.

>>215742299
theyre still MILFS, fertile MILFs

>>215742297
Great question. And useful to confirm that you are the one asking them!

It's harder to find hot cougars when you are in your 30s.

>>215742241
wonder how many zoomers there are here that don't recognise this within like 0.0001 seconds

>>215742293
Its the same with every shopping site now. Same has been said about Amazon, they started using AI in the search engine and every slop reseller paid for the top places in the search and now nobody can find what they actually want

>>215742328
reminder that you are a nobody

>>215742322
You won't. You only know your mum and she asked you to stop sending her nonsense you saw on the internet.

I'm curious to know how autistic I am. I'm a bit weirdo even among the weirdos. I was checked as a child but somehow didn't get a diagnosis.

>>215742328
my reaction to this post:

>>215742376
grow up mate

He’s done you again rorke!

you are all only ignoring me because you love me

induction done, classes starting Monday

>>215742460
thanks Haseeb you Paki bastard. keep making people in the country you live in as a brown more racist nigger

Mousey forever
Mousey the game
Mousey forever
Mousey's a game oooooh!!!!

>>215742460
right then fucking pizza ain’t Italian then since tomatoes are from South America

>>215742460
mental that Labour are now plagiarising even the cringe parts of Reform

how embarrassing

>>215741896
exterminationism.

>>215742460
you: paki bastard in England
get out. youre not British

*does a government-approved gay porn dance*

>>215741100
>Whatever you do to her, I will do to you.
um

want a full english now

>>215742460
lil seeby is just mad he's eating pork

Former leftypol here.

Used to think rorke was just a racist bigot but after having walked around town and seeing British families quietly shopping while the cronem were smoking weed, blasting music, getting into fights... i realise it's not about racism. Their culture simply does not fit ours.

Studying Kabbalah at the YMCA with the lads

Sir Darkest Hour

Alec Baldwin killed someone and got away with it!

does anyone want ti sned me £30 so i can buy more morphine

>>215742523
Imagine getting this angry over breakfast. Have some tea mate, probably the most British thing you can claim

internet: invented by British
keyboard: English language mode
twitter: American
computer: white man
electricity: white man
power plants: white man

>>215742507
that breakfast is fucking dire it's charred to fuck

>>215741896
They look like members of the military, surely their higher ups can severely discipline them with ease for veing out of line?

>>215741582
even with the filters you can see that he's anemic

>>215742562
frankly i would like the wogs to stop appropriating all of these aspects of our culture and go back into the jungles and the mountains where the white man can no longer 'hurt' them

>>215742559
post your wrist

leftypol genuinely thinks that the feelings of cross dressing men are more important than the safety of women who want to talk about their rights

sneed me £50

>>215741439
bloody hell didnt realise the fun police were in the building

god its so annoying that these pet pakis like asheed mabeeb is acting out in their runt cages in this country

Theres a lot of very scared and afraid pakis and africans in london these days, trapped in their zoo enclosure, having never left the M25 containment zone in their life. Thats the only explanation as to why these leftymong posts even exist and they make these insecure guardian posts about dey hair in dey swimming pool and uhhh rorke u kno dat english breakfast is foreign riiiight? (laughing crying emoji)

mousey begging for drugs again

>>215742615
remove the glasses and fix the shitty skin and paedo stache and he wasn’t even that bad looking for a bloke

>>215742615
proof that it's mental illness

>>215742460
bizarre they never do this to french, italian, chinese, japanese, indian or arab cuisine

>>215742562
The TV and telegraph ss well

>>215742602
Ok will tell them directly since you're so interested in screenshotting them. You won't because you are a cowardly shut-in virgin.
I will be proven instantly correct as you seethe here without doing as I tell you.

Updating the HTML/CSS on my MySpace profile in accordance with my latest interest: the Pacific Northwest. Tall trees, rain, and oaky chardonnay -- staring wistfully out the window in my cabin by the lake, sipping hot cocoa. That's the life, boys

VGH

>>215742697
DEANO MY SON

>>215742697
his garden must get flooded every time it rains, screaming

pet paki just told me his can of tomatoes dinner is not actually British and that he can get imported tomatoes from pakiland

Im in the Army, special forces. The one above the SAS. Called tier zero. Not allowed to talk about it.

>>215742654
yeah they totally ignore the amount of tomato or potato based dishes in stuff like indian cuisine and treat it like it's indigenous to them
oh, naan? sorry pooja, bread is from egypt, get a new food

das rite

>>215742081
Does it? Don't care enough about New Zealand politics to know
Either way the haka is gay and looks retarded

>>215742680
>Pacific Northwest
Based

>>215741153

Could have atleast painted his beard ginger and cut off the hat from his self portrait and put it over the guys head

>>215742723
youre special forces alright yeah you spacker

playing Deus Ex: Human Revolution

have 8 million quid in assets me, reckon when you've got more than a million behind you then it becomes quite apparent that the pursuit of money was a road to nowhere

more to life than money lads i wasted from 14-32 until i realized

>>215742697
Mount&Blade arena vibes.

>>215742697
We would all love to own a house like that let’s not kid ourselves and be all sour grapes

>>215742723
tier s zogbot

rorke calling the army base after his JSA sanction again to ask the army base if the UK went to war in Palestine would they be fighting for the muslims or jews for no reason

>>215741896
Normies think this is the coolest shit in the world btw

>>215742763
i personally realised that at 23 when i made my first million

>>215742763
how rich were your parents? how did you make that much?

Europe, awake!

>>215742767
scraflgh

>>215742723
Serial Attached SCSI

THIS IS NO
BRIDGET JONES
THIS IS NO
BRIDGET, BRIDGET

>>215742697
what's wrong with it? nothing's wrong with it other than me being unable to afford it.

>>215742763
you can give me some if it makes you feel better

where's sir keir

>>215742763
give me 20 thousand dollars pretty pleese with chese :3

Smelting bronze in the bathtub of my studio apartment. Bit of a headache from the fumes, haha

>>215742788
how is it not? especially if it works.

>>215742811
Mental how they’re all massive shaggers despite being ugly

>>215742811
this lad is just a jeet with an israeli flag right?

>>215742850
he claims he's a formet IDF soldiers but i doubt it, refuse to believe an ex solider can be this cringe

>>215742850
israeli flag, AI profile pic, includes an indian as "great" anything. 100% jeet

>>215742811
milei POV: you escape the schizo asylum only to end up in the dementia ward

I have virtually no relationships with children. You'd think I'd have a niece/nephew at the very least -- nothing. I think this is what's missing in my life: friendships with kids.

>>215742840
obviously didn't work did it, we conquered them

>>215742850
Almost definitely

>>215742880
big UMMY post

Had a dream that I fell to my death

>>215742880
Yeah? Same

>>215742880
um jokes aside, it's nice to have nieces and nephews, but no more than that. i can barely tolerate mine after they spend a weekend here.

https://i.postimg.cc/sgWyWsPk/image.png
yeah

>>215742697
holy privacy...

>>215742909
I would love to have some nieces

>>215742850
>>215742874
https://x.com/buchananite97/status/1956469198290293233
kek

A hearty congratulations to our Australia friends

>>215742924

im here in Bradford telling them not to "try for a third kid"

>>215742943
sc

>>215742943
pooscreaming

update they tried for a third and the kid is fine genetically and has two parents that have to ((also)) look after her 3 dead dumb and blind retarded siblings

>>215742811
Milei is a couple of months from his country going bankrupt again. He's spending all the money he cut and scrounged from elsewhere on keeping their currency propped up way too high and has already burned through most of it. The second he runs out the currency and economy collapses. All he's achieved was cutting everything and immediately handing all the money to international currency speculators.

>>215742909
i have two living just two floors above me and i've seen them enough times this year to count on your hands
that's enough desu
not sure how to act round kids
with a catberg or dogstein you can just say anything and they'll get on with you
but with little kids i always feel like i need to be careful especially with the parents around

new

>>215742985

>>215742985

>>215742985

>>215742697
new liminal space just dropped