Thread 215742985

aussie lass's arse edish

poo smells lmao

>>215742985 (OP)
she's south african btw, not assie

GIVE HIM A NOBEL

hi everyone, malcolm from malcolm in the middle here
just letting you know we're filming a revival of the show, and we hope to share it with you pretty soon

>>215742950
>world's most uranium
>zero nuclear power
ffs bruce

but why though?

>>215743017
psychologists

>>215743011
jesus christ that lady is BOGGEDhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Anna_Paulina_Luna.jpg

>>215743017
you can get money for your autism now, in the past you only got beatings and boarding schools for retards

>>215743013
wokeholm in the middle

>>215743030
forgot to embed pic

my nephews are around my age as i have a half sister

>>215743017
has it actually increased or has it just become fashionable for idiotic people and parents to use the label, a bit like straight zoomers calling themselves 'queer' for social credit

>>215742811
Milei is a couple of months from his country going bankrupt again. He's spending all the money he cut and scrounged from elsewhere on keeping their currency propped up way too high and has already burned through most of it. The second he runs out the currency and economy collapses. All he's achieved was cutting everything and immediately handing all the money to international currency speculators.

He did the Conservatove austerity thing except worse.

>>215743017
>>215743029
>>215743033
first reason, yes, money. i got diagnosed with autism and i am now on PIP for £1800 a month (inc rent) but don't actually have it

second reason is simply that it's fashionalbe to have a mental illness and being socially awkward is the fastest way to convince yourself you're mentally ill

>>215742987
some predicted this

>>215743030
would
she looks like this nurse https://postimg.cc/w7D74NCt who is bogged Pakistani or something

need middle aged fanny NOW

>>215743074
>first reason, yes, money. i got diagnosed with autism and i am now on PIP for £1800 a month (inc rent) but don't actually have it
teach me, master

>>215743017
might be due to bad genes proliferating since about 1960 when child mortality dropped rapidly from 50% to 1% today.

>>215743011
>ended 8 wars
le wut

>>215743044
she's not bogged mate you're missing the point
being bogged is getting irrepairably disfigured by cosmetic surgery, she's definitely had some work done but it's not outrageous a la The Boggs, Madonna etc

>>215743058
why is he trying to keep the currency propped up? i dont get it

>>215743083
there are easier ways. just pretend you're depressed and anxious, nobody can deny it and government cannot force you to work because legally you are disabled

>>215743074
can one claim pip even though they have a job?
I have a pretty nice job, but I also have ""anxiety""".
Wouldn't turn down an extra 2k a month xx

bradford pakis talk like wogs innit

>>215743074
>now on PIP for £1800 a month (inc rent) but don't actually have it
scumbag. you're why government debt is out of control and the country is being flooded with foreigners

>>215743058
mad how the you know who's manage to get their guys in everywhere

>>215743115
how doe? i have depression and take meds for it, but i still have to wagecuck

>>215743046
have a friend who is in a weird situation
i thought her sister was her mum because they had her at an early age
i kept thinking her sister was her mum, and her mum was her gran because she is so old
she has a sister who could be her daughter
now she's late thirties and has a daughter they had to try really hard for and she wants another. i don't think that's a realistic goal.

>>215743138
>>215743058
ZOG is looking at Argentina as a potential power base if they have to flee (and rugpull) Western Europe and America

might see if I can get on the pip for doing unusually large poos
seems like a good screw

need to go fuck a pakistani and her sister (yjk)
my genes are superior

>>215743118
sacked tranny i think is doing that

>>215743118
yes but a normal job will probably contradict some of your application claims so better be careful

>>215743137
lmao delusional. government is giving out free money for hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be sick and you think they're all somehow gonna do the noble thing and force themselves to work?

scuttling a diarrhoeaball

yeah, youre right, pakistan. my genes need to propogate. more people should have my genes, in society

>>215743152
had an afghan girl ask me if i wanted to make out but my autistic arse thought she was joking so i just laughed it off like a retard

/brit/ is a whole milk general

is mousenonce still here?

>>215743185
should of fucked her and her sister, and her sister or her again 2 years later (yjk)

>>215743204
>>215743182

Once in a while I remember the conservative party is now led by someone called Kemi Badenoch and have a little chuckle to myself

tried to claim pip but apparently because my savings are over 20k im not eligible

>>215743174
>lmao delusional. government is giving out free money for hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be sick and you think they're all somehow gonna do the noble thing and force themselves to work?
scumbag

>>215743211
go "gamble" it all
not financial advice

>>215743207
i would've if i wasn't such a social retard. it took me like 4 days to realise what she meant and it's not even the worst example i have

>>215743185
was she fit?
>>215743188
this, my parents always get unleaded milk and it's grim, tastes like someone washed a paintbrush in water

>>215743137
Was reading about Starmer's tenure as Director of Public Prosecutions (2008-13) earlier.
He went proper hard on benefit fraud which surprised me. Recommended a 10 year sentence for such fraudsters.
Now he's trying to do it as PM and his own party is cucking him from doing it.

Perhaps the one thing we're on the same page on and he can't even do it.

>>215743060
mhmm she vote it she vote it
nun u cud do xx

>>215743210
>conservative party
>nothing is conserved

>>215743211
deposit 5k acoss some betting sites or summit

>>215743232
yeah im like this
if you are young then you should go fuck someone though because it dries up!!

>>215743239
yeah she was, petite, cute and with a nice ass. i still can't believe how badly i fucked up

>>215743218
if the government said you could reduce your taxes to 0%, or not pay any gas or electric bills, or have a free holiday on them, would you not take the offer, given that everyone else is?

system is fucked, drain it and let's build a better one

>>215743231
not possible, i'm a serial winner so will inevitably just multiple my money even more

>>215743266
foy

>>215743248
Parliament doesn't control the British state, the Civil Service does.

>>215743266
bit daft of you wasn't it
presumably you're still a virgin writing shitposts from your smelly childhood bedroom also

>>215743277
then take your winning slip sand go ipck up losing slips outside the shop. this is not financial advice

>>215743292
aye, correct on all points

Petition to allow people to post "ass" instead of "arse" without getting called a Yank.

>>215743257
they audited my accounts for the last 3 years iirc or it might have been 2, they'll just do the same again and wonder why i shipped out thousands

What does old England have to offer its youth to justify the war’s requirements? It cannot even begin to solve its own social problems, much less offer anything to other peoples. Where is there a healthy youth that is on fire for Bolshevism? It was a danger only during the spiritual interregnum that followed the First World War. In the face of an inadequate yesterday, it was the only force, the only revolutionary movement, available, and anything was better than nothing.

Today Bolshevism may have reached its material and organizational pinnacle on the bent backs of its devotees, but as a spiritual movement it is finished. The crass incompetence of its methods and goals have proven it to be the very epitome of capitalist slavery.

The only remaining alternative is Americanism. As strange as it may sound, it is the only serious competition to National Socialism’s racial worldview in the struggle for the youth, in the struggle for the future of humanity. In the end, however, it is only a forerunner of Bolshevism.

https://youtu.be/NkxuKe2wOMs?t=1007
innit

>>215743310
fuck, i got over 100k. no pip for me i guess

>>215743307
it was over before it even began

where is the sporcle one

{pp

>>215743272
actually no I wouldn't. we all need to pay our own way. the government shouldn't have to pay for everything, and the system is only "fucked" because you're willingly fucking it, you absolute spastic

get the golfballs sucked

>>215743345
i had a few chances and i blew them all

I need to go Bradford, go to Dixie land, go get people pregnant for 20 years. in those places your genes stay

why dont we all scrounge our bennies together and buy an old mansion and use our neet freedom to renovate it

anti armour maxxing in battlefield 6 blowing up all the tanks (no fun allowed on my watch)

>>215743384
no retard it's fucked because it's piss easy to abuse and hundreds of thousands of people are doing it

you cannot rely on goodwill and honesty to have a working economic system

>>215743406
Based.

had my tea
lovely stuff 8/10 made the long week worth it

>>215743266
don't beat yourself up lad. it's good you've noticed what went wrong. now you can try to do better next time

>>215743389
images you can smell

mad how mn going on an insemination spree in bradford would probably liven up the gene pool a bit
dire situation for that lot I tell you

reckon he's ever shagged her arse?

>>215743405
i don't even like being in a thread with most of you lot

>>215743071
>shows the worst city in Ohio

>>215743074
phoar £440 more than me you must have got severe on all the criteria I only get £1350 a month total, don't pay any tax and get free fibre internetty tho so thats lush

>>215743432
i'm old now tho. i'll never have a horny 18 year old throw herself at me

>>215743406
for me its rushing the jet and if any team mates manage to get to it before me i'm blowing it up

>>215743434
love scranning fanny me but not had sex for over two years and my virginity has grown back

>>215743449
black pussy changed rorke

>>215743141
yeah it's almost like it's made up bollocks

>>215743406
does it have the Carl G?

>>215743485
yeah, working is bollocks

>>215743406
the swede yearns to kill tanks

squishing and squeezing fresh warm poo betwixt my fingers like smelly play doh

>>215743417
you're still willingly abusing it, which is scumbag behaviour. "everyone is doing it" as justification indicates you haven't matured

>>215743518
corr

>>215743141
wasn't gonna answer because it's all on the gov website but since >>215743485 called me out, you simply get a GP appointment, do the anxiety/depression questionnaire, get on the SSRIs for a few weeks, then apply and tick all the ways in which your conditions affect you

if you can't figure it out, you should apply for PIP as a retard, you'll still get the money

nth for the baddiedem

>>215743527
sorry mate i'm not doing 9-5 at lidl so timmy and tyrone can get their rent paid for

>>215743533
>just tick the boxes bro trust me

>>215743456
how old?

>>215743533
i go to my GP all the time, do therapy and take SSRIs but i still manage to hold down a job. Won't having a job immediately DQ from pip?

feel sorry for the people who are too stupid to know they're wasting their time working, your moneys going to be worth next to nothing in the next 5 years and literally nothing in 10 years. one day the rugs gonna get pulled and you'll look back in disgust that you spent hours days weeks months and years of your life toiling for nothing

has anyone here actually ever eaten poo and if so what does it taste like? asking for a mate

>>215742985 (OP)
Nice arse lass

>>215743137
>the govt is flooding the country with wogs because of bennie scroungers

>>215743562
le doomer tard

>>215743518
ummm

>>215743553
32. straight up unc

>>215743585
well yeah the biggest bennie scroungers of the lot pensioners

not lifted a finger today lads
loving life x

>>215743588
its true, unless you own an asset like gold you'll end up chained to whatever digital currency palantir forces on us under the inevitable UBI scheme where your money will be tracked constantly

if you still can't see we're heading towards 1984 (except real) then i envy your ignorance

>>215743554
you need to quit the job obviously, but do you really want to do that?

>>215743630
putin dabbing on drumpf

any good films going?

>>215743630
F

>>215743393
ktim but I shagged two girls in uni. Never had a gf.

need a worsley gf

>>215743590
32 isn't old

Close call

I actually quite like my job, the pay isn't great but it's fulfilling and meaningful and I like (most of) my colleagues
yeah nobody wants to work for a living but it's a lot better to have a job you like than sat at home on the dole without two pennies to rub togethr

>>215743645
right i'll so i'll still have money and things i can buy and you'll have a few ounces of gold no one wants

i thought fascism was just not liking brown people didnt realise it included all the other oppressive stuff that i dont like

Chicago town IN the air fryer

need to go back to when people either worked or starved to death

israel? palestine?

belongs to england mate

mental how i used to think jews were responsible for everything wrong with the world
glad i grew up

>>215743690
the entire town in your air friar?
i don't believe you

>>215743646
of courshe

>>215743690
is it one of the stuffed crust ones with the sauce?

the real american flag

>>215743690
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYER
frying is specifically cooking using oil as a substrate
cooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven

>>215743682
haha.. yeh..

MEGA LOLZ

>>215743662
ok bruv

>>215743662
We're in the middle. 20 year olds think we're ancient, 60 year olds see us as children. Of course, if we died now people would say "he was so young!"

>>215743326
Can anyone hack her phone?
Not for any political reasons, I just want nudes.

>>215743725
you walking into asda with a fistful of gold trying to buy an onion and failing
me with a phone buying up a feast

>>215743671
I've had depression my whole life but I've never been more depressed and anxious than when I was unemployed. I think the cure for a lot of these people with mental illnesses is the thing they're avoiding

>>215743737
bit harsh

reading about how frequently countries change their flags and it's weirdly common

you'd think flags would be this perpetual immutable thing given they represent the country

thirdie niggas just do not give a fuck

>>215743740
i like when he skips down the street as if that's waht teenagers do

>>215743737
charity do

if the federal reserve is just peoples money backed by gold but they no longer have enough gold to back peoples money then how does the entire system stay propped up

We at /brit/ offer our condolences to Ian Watkins family, and choose to remember him for his contributions to British music and paedo jokes

>>215743659
you can tell she's a good shag

anyone who needs to stab a pedo is another pedo projecting

>>215743781
well loads of those are ZOG flags (Syria, Georgia, Libya etc)

>>215743762
no you're wrong we need to triple pip payments for the mentally ill not get them to make meaningful changes to their lifestyle

>>215743761
you walking into asda logging into your digital wallet checking to see if your UBI is in and whether you have authority to purchase a loaf of bread

me in the 1% asset rich chads ruling over minions such as yourself

>>215743792
more like enough gold for black peoples money

>>215743651
Chainsaw man movie

heating on
glass of vino poured
intersteller (2014) on the telly

time to get comfy

fuck sake this turkish girl i'm mates with keeps hinting that she likes me and I can't be arsed with that.
she's 20 years old and a cutter, I can't be dealing with that, no sir, i'm old now.

>>215743792
print more money
open more bonds
keep the debt based ponzi scheme going until it flies off the tracks

>>215743726
Rorke in the replies

>>215743833
your problem is that you don't live in the real world
in what world do you think capitalists would want to restrict people from spending their money

is it possible to make booze using poo

>>215743671
My job is fine, but I am apathetic about it since it is just a dead-end warehouse job. What I hate is how much everyone else cares about the job. This isn't inherently bad, but they always try to project their caring onto me.

>>215743870
no anti-welsh content in /brit/ please

>>215743781
marketing. trying to become a non-shit country

The 21st century will only go one of two ways.

1. Planetary extermination of Whites orchestrated by the jews.
2. Planetary extermination of all nons.

>>215743892
she woudl get it

Ian Watkins of Lost Prophets has been killed in prison

>>215743737
Nonce noshed

>>215743907
A Welsh icon. Slaughtered by English colonisers no doubt.

jesus was a Refugee

>>215743907
thanks dickhead we already know, /brit/ is in a state of official mourning for the next 30 minutes

wonder if he ever had bum fun in prison

>>215743907
isnt that the guy with the laptop password "babyraper123"
fucking finally
you would think someone like that would get it (with no remorse) would get it sooner

Trying to A+ all chapters on Hotline Miami. Giving me a headache.

>British flag 1606/1707-1801

should honestly have stuck with this
you think the proddies in northern ireland would give a shit if there was a reversion back?
Those red stripes make it all unsymmetrical and icky.

>>215743903
why would jews want to kill all whites when whites do their bidding

>>215743878
capitalism is just a means to total control, once total control is achieved (which is something we're rapidly approaching) capitalism won't exist in the way you think it currently does

the technocracy is coming lad

>Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins is murdered in jail where he was serving 29 years for child sex offences

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15183527/Lostprophets-singer-Ian-Watkins-murdered-jail-serving-29-years-child-sex-offences.html

>>215743949
Didn't ask

>>215743907
Even the wikipedia jannies haven't updated his article yet
This is hot off the presses!

>>215743969
yeah we know

got my bum out lads

>>215743949
classic mong test. it is symmetrical

QUICK!! get the edit count in!

>>215743969
was it related to his music or the nonce part of his career?

>>215743969
based

>>215743907
disgusting seeing rightoids celebrate on twitter
he was a human fucking being

LADS
that ian watkins bloke got murdered did you know

>>215743969
thousands of white children raped who cares?
some nonce in prison? let's stab him

>>215743762
hmm break my back shifting pallets in a windowless box for pennies while browns mutter and smirk and point in oogaboogish, or earn literally more on bennies while I write music and game and spaff to qt femboys.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

>>215743969
190's hero

>>215743210
>>215743256
conservatism is inherently about conserving/keeping things the same, of course its not going to work

actually insane how nice wine is
they should make drinks that don't destroy your organs taste this good

tonight will be in honour of ian

>>215743979
thought i could smell shite

>>215744009
alri hamsterlad
which hamster is this?

>>215743671
i don't mind my job, but if i could get some extra cash from pip i'd be nice. maybe i could buy my own place or something

>>215743979
mad how builders can show the top of their arse and girls can show the bottom of it but we're still not allowed to get the whole thing out

>>215743969
cant believe i paid to see this cunt live when i was about 13, luckily i was a bit too old for his taste haha

>>215743708
true, it's ultimately the goyim's fault for letting them in here in the first place

>>215744003
what do you want people in prison mate

>>215743115
You have to show how the depression and anxiety affects your day to day life. Does it stop you eating for example, or cooking or showering?

Basically starve yourself for a week before the assessment, don’t wash, wear dirty clothes, give monosyllabic answers to their questions

>>215744030
it's called orange juice

>>215743979
what's the occasion?

the kid who ian watkins raped is old enough to have commited a crime of their own and be in prison with him. just sayin

>>215744057
when i shit i sometimes don't wipe properly or shower so i stink like shit for like a week. does that count

>>215744003
braindead post

>>215744039
zinnia

>>215743115
Do I have to take my medicine to get pip for being bipolar

>>215744078
not sure what point you're trying to make

>>215744078
yeah but hes an edgy band aimed at kids
would be like MCR doing it. or the all american rejects (vgh)

No need for it Rick

>>215744080
Yeah
Go through the PIP descriptors. You get points for shitting yourself

>>215744087
based. give her a dried pea or sunflower seed from the lads at /brit/ please

>>215744101
how would they know? i chuck mine in the fucking bin lol

>>215743792
by making sure you don't fucking audit them, goy

>>215743079
>>>/s/22267316
>>>/s/22275470

>>215744115
they do labs every 6 months mate

>>215744109
SCREECHING
Indians are ruining the internet, fuck me.

thinking about my mums knicker drawer

>>215744078
Imagine making a fillum about that

>>215744132
why lie lmao

I want to get that freckle ginger MILF pregnant

>>215742985 (OP)
I dreamt about this

>>215744151
if you've got bipolar? and you take lithium? they do.

>>215744057
>don’t wash, wear dirty clothes
ktim

doesnt surprise me

>>215744132
thats for lithium (and I guess some others but it was mainly lithium from that which you get yours from)
because lithium has a narrow therapeutic index
lithium is epic

>>215744177
must be grim to be the most famous nonce in the prison

lithium battery de BOMB BLAST

>>215744173
errr

>>215744173
WOW!

>>215744178
Why do you like lithium ya fucking zombie

>>215744177
we know mate

OK its time to go to the shops :3
then I have to go to bed. early night for me (8PM). big day tomorrow in Pokemon Go and ive got the incense

>>215744177
Good.

>>215744199
its just sort of epic
like in medicine they were like, yeah lets use LITHIUM. thats so cool. I dont like psyche pharma very often so I chose this one because lithium is like purple-black (iodine is the purple) and so mysterious and has a nice name

he's lost the plot

>PETER HITCHENS: The synagogue killer wasn't a zealot... he was a lowlife turned CRAZY by the drug that everyone pretends is harmless. And I don't care if I cause outrage by saying it

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15183375/PETER-HITCHENS-synagogue-killer-zealot-crazy-drug-marijuana.html

Breaking News: Ian Watkins dead

fill my body with lithium
blood cum loreum ipsum

chic-chocs therapy room
chic-chocs therapy room

remember when 190 used to defend Ian Watkins and also said he knew Aisha

they're saying black pussy changed rorke

>>215744117
fucking COR

>>215744281
hope they're veggie sausages

>>215744253
>he's lost the plot
>>PETER HITCHENS: The synagogue killer wasn't a zealot... he was a lowlife turned CRAZY by the drug that everyone pretends is harmless. And I don't care if I cause outrage by saying it
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15183375/PETER-HITCHENS-synagogue-killer-zealot-crazy-drug-
lithium
>>215744281
cor i love cakes (made without self-raising flour)

Mädel hat nicht Hof noch Haus,
Mädel hat kein Geld, ja, hat kein Geld.
Doch ich geb sie nicht heraus;
Für alles in der Welt!

>>215744265
>>215744277

>>215744253
he's been saying that for years mate

>>215744286
black pussy you say?

>>215744277
Need her streaming again

>Yes, the story of Amu Nowruz predates that of Santa Claus by over 1,000 years. Amu Nowruz, also known as Uncle or Father Nowruz, is a benevolent elderly figure from Iranian folklore who brings gifts to children at the start of spring to celebrate the Persian New Year. In these stories, Amu Nowruz travels the world, often with his companion Haji Firuz, symbolizing hope and the end of winter

So Santa Claus is an Iranian fella who flies around on a carpet

Mad that

>>215744281
>toad in the hole
>look inside
>no toads in holes

buy lithium online

>>215744309
dont know what all of this means but cor I need to fuck her

>>215744316
nah i don't think it was good for her too many freaks in /brit/

if i were alived in 2006, i would have bought stock in youtube and twitter just as they were starting up

>>215743966
That's a fate worse than death

>>215744311
gobsmacked

Aisha walked so the gyaldem could run

do you guys have these in the yookay

>>215744341
I need to buy a therapist online Adopt a therapist after Long day of working tired to listen Talking therapist out the box daily delivery cuddles in bed with therapist talking and grab her boobs

>>215744353
the lass that mohammed nonced?

>The South Wales Police investigation into Watkins, codenamed "Operation Globe", required the co-operation of GCHQ to decrypt a hidden drive on his laptop, which was found to contain video evidence of his abuses.

>Investigators later bypassed the encrypted password to Watkins' laptop, noting that it read "I FUK KIDZ"

lmao his password was all the evidence they needed

>>215744371
no our chips look like this

>>215744250
woudln't mind shagging a chubby lass like this

>>215744394
helo my therapist

>>215744387
joebidennnn69 vibes

barking and biting my keyboard at this

>>215744371
yeah they're called sunbites

>>215744393
corr lovely chips

>>215744393
phwoar

>>215744372
me ready to start dating after purchasing my first car and house

>>215744345
I was away from /brit/ while she streamed. I regret missing out

>>215744393
Aunt Bessies for me

>>215744407
where's the penis

>>215744394
noo not to bait youu cute therapist but I am too busy and have got to go do something today. I dont have time to properly listen, but, you are a therapist, I think youuu species are self-conained enough to understand and also are so smart and cute and attractive

>>215744379
Nah, this lass >>215744277

One of the commieslags x

if I took a poo to the chippy would they deep fry it for me you reckon

biiiiiiiitch

>>215744407
is that a guy or a gal?

started putting bird food out again lads, left it in the summer as the little bastards were eating me out of house and home but it's cooling down now and the berries have mostly gone off the trees
nice to see them coming back in to the garden, I will keep them well fed all this winter so they can relax a bit x

>>215744475
no it would unhygienic

sad that now if I find someone to fuck I will have to go to the NHS for a HIV/AIDS test and look like a gerrymanderer
but at least the doctor doing it will be like "nice" cause im getting pussy

>>215744475
yeah mate done that before
can also bring it in with a tub and they usually do it for a fee

>>215744488
You said bitch doe?

>>215744518
>>215744529
conflicting responses here lads not sure who's fibbing?

>>215743389
>>215743449
>>215743534
>>215744475
this place is hell.

>>215744516
this is based. idk if I am saying this things while I dream or what, but yesterday a crow showed me how much food each bird actually eats when I was giving it my sausage roll. they dont eat too much (each)
>>215744541
yes. biiiiiiiiiiiitch
I really really like them desu,
biiiiiiiiiiiiitch

>>215744516
I have a nice big berry bush in my garden
saw 5 pigeons having a feast on it this morning warms the soul a bit innit

>>215744431
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>>215744551
i'm one of your oldest mates
why would i lie to you?
get it fried, and remember to ask for sweet sour sauce