Thread 215743070

O9A edition
>>215731732

BURPSNART

>>215743070 (OP)
i look like that

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackpill,_Swansea
moving there

just paid $40 for a 22 year old CD

>>215743569
Game? Music?

>>215743615
Porno cd

>>215743639
lol why?

>>215743615
an album from an obscure ass band
couldn't find a download on any of my usual music places but I found an ebay listing by chance

Zaxby's for lunch

>>215743700
I wish we had Zaxbys where I live

>>215743664
Interesting...that's the only physical media I'm buying these days, vinyls and cd's on occasion.

Couldn't you find it on SoulSeek?

>>215743779
It's more expensive than it should be, I'd rather have Raising Cane's

>>215743814
no, I'm even more obscure than that

>>215743864
Damn it's true, I can't find it on Soulseek. Now I'm interested. What kind of style is it?

>>215743864
>>215743904
They don't have it even on discogs, only one person has it and it's not for sale. 2 other want it.

>>215743904
indie rock
https://vocaroo.com/1fNCigPkxwDw

>>215743958
yeah that's why I paid so much
figured this unironically the only chance I have

I'm not fucking gay

>>215743860
Never tried that, but when I had zaxbys in Tennessee it was the juiciest chicken I've ever eaten

>sit a seat or two away from someone
>they get up and leave within a minute
awesome, just awesome

>>215743977
Started just like a Placebo song, I like this.
So where did you buy it from. Nice purchase :)

>>215744064
Also has some Smashing Pumpkins 1979 vibes

>>215744064
cheers lad, got it on ebay
quite fortunate considering it was listed for 6 months

Would you?

>>215744062
>sitting near the front of the bus
>Every other seat fills up before the one next to you

Dee from It's Always sunny in Philadelphia has another show that's like 10 times more popular, I bet Mac is mad

I flubbed making a real NEW, but know this; henceforth early NEWs will not be tolerated and I'm gonna see to that personally.

>>215744180
Only for 1 million dollars

>>215744164
Sweet

>>215744180
Couldn't pay me to

>>215744180
no

>>215744180
I couldn't bone Debby Downer

>>215744180
absolutely not

She wasn't even cute when she was young

>>215744180
Absolutely yes

Lamp oil, rope, bombs

>>215744303
Bloodborne

I'm playing a Bloodflame Ronin in Elden Ring

The pedo from Lost Prophets died in prison

I'm playing Traktor Native Instruments

>>215744500
I didn't even know he was sick

>>215744500
lmao he got murdered too

>>215744500
new pack just dropped
bout to smoke that nigga we really pedoK out here ofng

bitch i'm smoking gas in my chambers like it's the holocaust

>>215744500
Fuck I forgot about him....used to love that band.
>died in prison
Good

I thought I had to shit and I was scared cuz I'm at work and the bathroom is grody but turns out I just had to fard

>listen to american music
>it sounds like a parody of itself
And I really wanted to like America too

>>215744559
chomos get the rope, what monster piece of shit

>>215744646
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nKTlRN3jLfw

>>215744600
Kek

Sunrise open my eyes no surprise got a shorty flying in with keys taped to her thighs

cute!
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSUST7cd2/

>>215744646
I don't like Finland

>>215744716
Are you the guy who would reply with a rap when an anon said he was going to church?

the fan broke and i am sweating to death rn

When did hot sauce become a reddit/soylinneal thing

>>215744657
where do you stand politically? are you a nationalist?

favorite number: 456

>>215744814
I got hot sauce in my bag at all times

>>215744814
if you dont visit reddit nothing is a "reddit thing" and you just enjoy whatever you like :)

>>215744814
I thought it was a red neck/nigger thing

>>215744834
yeah sure, what else would I be

>>215744892
based

>>215744814
WELL FOR FUCKING STARTERS YOU'RE JUST EATING VINEGAR

thinking of sepuku

>>215744745
No

>>215744927
Only if you're using McIlhenny. That shit is just vinegar

check my CD collection but I don't think I kept the Lost Prophets albums

>>215744732
Aww gurl don't be liek that you know you love Finland baby

Sam Hyde fell off

>>215745164
nothing lasts forever

>>215745164
Fell off what

>>215745171
Shame she didnt post bobs in her prime

does 4chan help you feel less lonely

>>215745275
No. This is an addiction that I use to escape my miserable real life.

>>215745275
A little bit. I'm too scared to make friends on Discord so 4chan is kind of a good replacement

>>215745434
I don't have "friends" on Discord but I have some dudes I play games with from time to time.

>>215743977
actually kinda good, thanks for this

>>215745275
/cum/mies are my only frens

>>215745475
Thats called having friends bro... I don't even have that

Watch out for those discord trannies, they will try to groom you

>>215745528
Go on a server for a game you like that splits you into teams or whatever. If you enjoy playing with someone ask if you want to play again. It's not hard

>>215743413
we know, jason

>>215745667
im not jason you dummy

>>215745609
What if I want be groomed and gooned

>>215745517
np brotha

If you moved your cursor over a few inches and clicked on /biz/ back in 2014 and put $100 into Bitcoin you would have 23k by now. Of course you didn't because you're retarded

Moms doing dishes coded

>>215745519
Same. I don't have any other social interaction

god why THE FUCK ARE MY FINGERNAILS GROWING SO FAST

>>215745874
This but toenails
I'm shredding pairs of socks like Wolverine

>>215745623
I don't even play games...

>>215745872
irl nobody likes me. im a freak of nature

>>215745905
Then what do you do with your life

>4chantards say Russia is a utopia
https://youtu.be/Y5wajKa4iz8

My humor is incel blackpill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ks03zsg1o

ok I pull up

Actually chuds, black lives matter more than white lives

>>215745932
we stay inside all day on 4chan retard

>>215746064
Yeah and you're not playing games so your attention span has been so destroyed that you're just browsing and watching slop for 16 hours a day

>In a "no 1960s" scenario, the US would have a population of around 400M, of which 90% would be white (meaning similar levels of national homogeneity to modern China) and ~2% would be foreign born. The median age would be ~28.
VGH...

>>215746048
>up
*out

>>215746087
>Yeah and you're not playing games so your attention span has been so destroyed that you're just browsing and watching slop for 16 hours a day
my attention span and life was 999999x worse playing games, also how do you know that i dont play games fbi agent? and also thats hypocritical because youre here

new mommy pic dropped

My thread is about to 404. I can't look

>>215745932
I doomscroll reddit and 4chan all day and listen to music. thats literally all i do ever >>215746064
>>215746087
Yep exactly. i'm a boring ass unloveable npc

>>215746209
>Yep exactly. i'm a boring ass unloveable npc
are you at least a shopkeeper or something for when the main character comes along and needs to barter away his old shoes?

>>215745164
>4channer decides that the acceptable way to become a serious person in middle age is to start evoking religion
I think this will keep happening

>>215746209
>reddit
You need to stop!
>listen to music
Same, I love music.
>>215746226
No, he's the NPC that stays inside all day like he said, he doesn't even serve a purpose.

>>215746164
OF when?

>>215746245
I have the book and wanna sell it but dunno if the price will ho up or down

>>215745836
because I thought I had a perfect gig but upper management got greedy and impulsive and impatient, and screwed my trajectory up.

Playing games is now self improving

>>215745164
Should've just buit the gorilla nest bro

lol 4channers pretending they are special and deny the fact that 4chan is a mainstream normalfag website and has been for years now

I'm too high in negative emotion to gamble. I'm a loser and bad things simply happen to me. I took an expensive vacation to Vegas and my dad and brother were both euphoric but I felt so miserable I was on the verge of tears, it took everything to get through that weekend

>>215746415
to be fair going to vegas is one of the cheaper vacations but also why are you such a faggot you sound like you killed the mood for them

>>215746415
Why were you miserable?

>>215746361
what's that have to do with you not buying buttcoins in 2013

>>215746379
Who gives a shit if a website is mainstream. 4chan gets good post volume so you can actually talk

>>215746415
What a faggot. Just go to Fremont street and gamble or fuck a hooker or something

Post Jotchua

>>215746495
>4chan gets good post volume so you can actually talk
This is what sucks about current 4chan it's slowed down quite a lot, so only a few boards and a few generals are chatty

>>215746482
I wasn’t looking for alternative income at the time because I was so happy with what I had.

>>215746379
4chan hasn't been a sekrit club since like 2009

Myanmar (Burma) females are so sexy ngl

Post more funnies

>>215746536
Thats true but it's not better on the other chat sites

>>215746379
covid brought a level of normie here that I had never seen before then. like the kind of IQ you would expect to find in a middle aged giganormie facebook post.

could mewing, lifting, a protein rich whole foods diet, constructive hobbies, timely social milestones, and different parents have saved me?

>>215746697
/pol/ is littered with MAGA boomers

>>215746704
Its not too late to change your hikkikomori ways

>>215746723
No it isn't and I don't why people say that. They pretty much have /ptg/ and that's it. The rest are "based" thirdies
Most actual boomers who used 4chan went back to Twitter after it got bought out

>>215746704
>Mewing
Mostly placebo after puberty stops but worth a try I guess
>Lifting
Yes
>Protein rich whole foods diet
Depends on what your current diet is but yes
>Constructive hobbies
Yes
>Timely social milestones
Yes
>Different parents
Unlikely

Im so damn annoyed by being sick

poo

>>215746876
Why?

Most long-term neets are only gonna be saved by their computer breaking or being kicked out

>>215746955
Everything hurts.

>>215746876
have you tried getting better?

My dad is sick can you pray for him

>>215747023
The TRUTH About Negroes?!

>>215747023
>Pray
Might as well do a fuckin rain dance.

>>215747010
Yes
>>215747023
Okay

a woman who has a lot of tattoos is damaged and has a lot of mental issues
being in a relationship with such a woman is a horrible idea and it won't go well

>>Pray
>Might as well do a fuckin rain dance.

>>215746743
i have a job

>>215747023
what should i say?

did the worst poo of my life

I can't breed

>>215747099
Militant atheism is based af honestly. Being tolerant of religions that hate you is retarded. Just kill em.

>YOU BELIEVE IN... LE GOD? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD GOD ISN'T REAL, CHUD??

>YEAH, I'M AN ATHEIST - THAT MEANS I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.

>OH MY GOSH, ALL THOSE PEOPLE DYING IN UKRAINE, AND THE FAMINES IN ETHIOPIA - GOD IS LE SO FUCKING CRUEL!! - ERRR NOT THAT I BELIEVE IN GOD
NO SIREE
!!!!

>GOD MADE EVERYONE EQUAL... UHH, DID I JUST SAY GOD? ANYWAY, RACE IS SKIN DEEP.

>COLONIALISM WAS... LE BAD
! THE WHITE CRACKA MAN DISPLACED HUNDREDS OF NATIVE PEOPLES FROM THEIR HOLY LANDS
! THEY WERE THERE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME! WE CAN'T JUST DISPLACE THEM BECAUSE THAT GOES AGAINST GO- I MEAN... BECAUSE IT'S RACIST.........???

>BECAUSE IT'S RACIST
!!!!!! THAT'S LE TOTALLY WHAT I MEANT

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SOUND LIKE A CREATIONIST SAYING THAT STUFF?? I DON'T GET IT. LOL YOU'RE SO RANDOM SOMETIMES

>HEY, DID YOU KNOW WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION?? YEAH, THE UNIVERSE IS A COMPUTER SIMULATION DESIGNED BY UHHHHHH.... ALIENS???

>DID I MENTION HOW MUCH SMARTER I AM THAN THEISTS AND THAT I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE DUDE?

Giga milfs only want loaded old dudes

Just saw some video of a 23 year old chick getting married to dude whos 50 lol

watching destiny

Watching Reviewbrah

Relationships are transactional, every time

watching porn

>>215747234
You typed all this to justify your weird Hebrew god?

Watching asmongold

>>215747330
SO THERE'S HOPE

>>215747298
t. Not handsome

watching h3...LOL NAH CAN'T EVEN PRETEND

>>215747408
He's also pretty loaded but it's digusting puke

>>215747474
women like older men always have but yeah gold digger

Yea bro let's see how many women gonna like a broke ass old loser

>>215747500
It's gross desu. If you're a rich dude why get with a gold digger, just stick to fucking whores. Seems much better than being married to one

no woman is gonna date a 30 year old balding neet who never had a job and still lives with his parents

bluepill content
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CcnAK3qWGks

>>215747086
>>215747397
>>215747566
water

>>215747604
air

>>215746373
No concern for the welfare of her sissy faggot boyfriend though. Curious...

>>215747564
he probably wants kids pretty simple and she gives him kids in return for his money. simple

>>215747564
A women not a gold digger is like maybe 1 in a million, most women in fact are married for financial stability

>>215747626
fire

>>215747638
he doesn't deserve it

>>215747638
her sissy faggot bf is probably off wearing his panties and sucking some old guys cock so he's fine

AI is always correct

Damn this thread is boring as hell

>>215747706
Gtfo then nigga

>>215747679
kissing a 16 yo bad even tho its legal in canada

>>215747549
t. Reads the song of Solomon every night to self insert being fucked by yahweh

>this is the world leader jason supports so much
and he wants people to take him serious, lol
https://youtu.be/2Ya5hMPkSnk

what does lord of the ring got to do with this

Strong urge to acquire, squeeze, and cuddle with cute girl again.
Is this merely animalistic instinct, and hormonal trickery or a genuine desire?

I'm starting a youtube cooking channel specializing in high-protein meal prep recipes

>>215747801
why did you post three synonyms

>>215747640
Maybe still gross

>>215747656
I think you're exaggerating a bit. Most women want financial stability but gold diggers go exclusively for money regardless of the dude

>>215747801
>hormonal trickery or a genuine desire?
Same thing

>>215747801
Every thing about you is animalistic instinct and hormonal trickery

afghanistan attacking pakistan lol

>>215747839
>>215747853
How do I get rid of it? I hate this shit.

>>215747880
Stop being human

>>215747857
india paid the taliban

hmm

When Ye was still sane

https://youtu.be/ZAz3rnLGthg?si=DvbkQjN1IDFJ65pV

>>215747894
Why did God make me a subhuman defective one? Is it just his sense of humor?

putting on a mask makes you look much more attractive

When I die drop my ass off at the catacombs

>>215748030
so why are you still ugly

>>215747955
poopity scoop

when i die cremate me so i can respawn faster

>>215747110
And that's why you're miserable

>>215748190
you respawn in india

>>215748107
Don't talk to the pedophile

>>215747658
poo

I can't do even a single proper pushup at all. None. Nothing.
I'm done with this shit, day one is last one.
I hate this app and I hate this human body.

6'3, 70kg, 24 years old.

How to know if I should try doing exercise? Maybe my body wasnt meant for it?

>>215748212
Again

>>215748281
that was the implication yes

>>215748254
I could break your Lil twig arms like sticks

The West needs you. These are troubled times. Stop "having fun".
"Fun" is not for men.
Stop smiling.
Always wear a suit.
Grow a beard.
Be cold.
Be serious.
Be stoic.
Grind for 21 hours a day.
Take a 2min cold shower.
Read manosphere/conservative self-improvement/finance/motivational books for an hour.
Sleep for 3 hours (at most).
Monetize a hobby.
Get a passive income.
Always be ready to hop on a call with your clients and prospective businesses partners.
Never engage in casual sex.
Never drink alcohol.
Never play videogames.
Never consume sugar.
Never consume carbs.
Only eat at the end of your hard day of work as a reward, and never drink to fulfillment. Always stay hungry.
Drink 4L of water daily.

Never do drugs.
Take your pills.
Quit caffeine.
Quit movies, music, shows, videos or any form of "entertainment".
Go to Church.
Never watch porn.
Never masturbate.
Never sin.
Study the biology of female attraction.
Talk to that girl. With a serious face and calculated words.
Be a gentleman with her and with every woman.
Marry and provide for her and her kids.
Become a father.
Sacrifice yourself for your family.
Put your wife's needs above yours.
Grind relentlessly. No "rest" days.
Defend free speech online.
Defend the correct positions.
Enlist.
Fight for your country.
Bear the cross.
Responsibility.
Sacrifice.
Suffering.
Struggle.
It is hard. It is supposed to be.
Put. In. The. Work.
Now.

i just read a extremely jewish post

I was gonna buy some granola bars but decided to make my own.

Have money
Take care of your health
That's really all the extra curricular you should do

>>215747923
maskposting

>>215748541
insane person eyes, bro

>>215748364
I'll do what I want

>>215748364
for a guy who has basically lived an incredibly sheltered neo-liberal life in a comfy university bubble while being highly paid to teach pseudo-science to teenagers all the while wrestling with a pill addiction and watching his daughter get her back blown out my Instagram influencers - Jordan Peterson sure does talk a LOT of shit on other people

>>215748541
Most masculine virile American

I look like this

>>215748364
This guy became the very thing he hated.

dead thread again on the weekend. fuckin NORMANS reeeeeeeeeeeee

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>215749041

It's Thanksgiving for half of us so we're mostly busy with family stuff.

>>215749107
Thanksgiving is on a thursday though...

>searching job board see posting for a unpaid full time job
Lol going to be holed up in a slave shack

>>215749189
Janny?

>>215749164
Thanksgiving is this weekend you pile of lard how many fucking times do we need to go over this?

>>215749225
all true

>>215749225
If you're better, then play it.

my face is shocking

>>215749225
Inferiority and superiority complexes coexist most of the time.

>>215749225
Me, this is true btw I'm a loser but i'm basically God too

Watching all the Rocky movies this weekend and enjoying delicious beers and fall weather with the family. Giant dinner coming up soon. I weep for my American brothers who must wait until everything is grey and dead before they may celebrate the genocide of their native groups.

What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were a labradoodle?

>>215749521
i'd fuck your mother and your sister

>>215749521
Rape women

The paki lady is obviously ugly as fuck but something's very off with the white girls body, something's wrong there. Thick long arms and the face of a chubby baby boy

if it weren’t for the fans i wouldn’t post i do it all for you guys

>>215749584
That's just an English rose

>>215749584
what do you look like?

I started gothmaxxing (I've been a goth for 10 years but it was always toned down or not dressing goth at all) and women are suddenly giving me a lot of attention. Women are literally approaching me to compliment my hair or eyes. Is this the answer to incels? That they have to gothmaxx?

>>215749635
any subculture

>>215749635
They just think you're a fag. women love fags

you all are sluts for cum

Diane Keaton died

>>215749584
looks like Chloe

>>215749746
THANK GOD

>>215749746
All the godfather movies and a bunch of woody allen movies. she had a good career

>>215743447
no you're not

>>215749746
i liked annie hall even though it was made by and about an annoying jewish pedophile

Zyns are for homosexuals

i currently don't have a google account because i deleted the one i had over a month ago

Visiting my parents for the weekend
Taking a poop on their poop plateau toilet and it’s awful the instant shit stench that fills the entire toilet
Constantly flushing

>>215749837
Thank you for sharing this I was actually just about to ask you why you didn't have a Google Account.

>>215749862
>poop plateau toilet

gonna need an explanation here

>>215749863
Lol

>>215746114
Historical fiction

>>215749691
I am a fag THOUGH

>>215749901
Poop shelf
You know EXACTLY what I mean

I have Yahoo account and I shan't be deleting it any time soon

>>215750019
I have even less idea what you mean now.

Have you guys seen Moana 2? I haven't, I enjoyed Moana so I think I might watch the sequel

>>215750067
You don't know about the pee drawer and the poop shelf?

>>215749619
Any other questions?

>>215750019
What is the point of that? Seems like poor engineering which is very not German

>>215749636
Lol

i don’t know why i keep trying to turn my life around when i should very obviously just kill myself

for real
https://youtu.be/aoWDq5h3TYo

killed another god

Remember that abril fools they had posts saying made by Ai and shit, reckon they did have real AI posts and nobody even noticed it

>>215750108
>pee drawer
>poop shelf

I am starving

>>215750067
The poop doesn’t just fall in the water, there is a little shelf that it lands on before you flush it so it’s right there out in the open and everything gets stinky instantly.

Also for some reason there are still a bunch of magazines from 2001 in the toilet.
24 years of poop air has saturated their pages lol!!

>there are people who don't know germonkeys have a poop shelf to view their poo poo stinkies
This is like /int/ 101

Imagine what would happen to you if you were standing behind a F-35 when it fired up its jets

>>215750165
what makes it obvious

>>215750275
>>215750247
what the fuck is the point of making a toilet like this? wouldn't it just be constantly shitstained?

what the FUCK are you people doing over there???

>>215750165
I feel similar lets do a suicide pact together

I actually prefer the 1977 animated Hobbit to the live action Hobbit

What's an easy job i can land internationally? I don't mind digging ditches or scraping up gloop in some third world shithole jungle
so if there's some place i can apply to be a third world shit scraper i'll do it

>>215750349
Oh! Oh! Can I join? I wanna die too!

>newfag
>cucknadian
Double whammy.

>>215750326
on the genetic level i am cooked (ugly, aspergian, etc) so even if i square everything else i will still have to contend with that and thats assuming i fix all the problems piled onto me by my environment, my upbringing, bad luck, and conditioning that have rendered a helpless dysfunctional nonstarter out of me

The so-called “poop shelf” toilet — technically a “Flachspüler” or flat-bowl toilet — is a uniquely German (and to some extent Dutch or Austrian) design where the bowl includes a horizontal ledge instead of a deep water pool. The waste lands on this dry shelf before being flushed away. To outsiders it seems absurd, but it has practical, cultural, and historical roots.

The design dates back to the 19th century, when hygiene and medical self-observation were taken seriously. Before modern medicine and diet monitoring, checking the color, texture, and presence of parasites in one’s stool was a standard health habit — encouraged by doctors. The shelf made this inspection easy without bending over a deep bowl or splashing.

There’s also an engineering reason: early European plumbing had lower water pressure and limited siphon technology. A shelf bowl minimized odor without needing a large water trap. In an era before powerful flush mechanisms, this was efficient and conservative with water.

Culturally, Germans value control, cleanliness, and thoroughness — the “Ordnung muss sein” mindset. The shelf toilet aligns with this ethos: you can examine, then flush decisively. It’s also quieter, less prone to splashback, and suitable for lab-like bathrooms.

Modern “deep-bowl” (Tiefspüler) models are now far more common in Germany, especially in new buildings, as people prefer the odor-sealing water pool. Yet many still defend the old design as more “hygienic” in the diagnostic sense — you see what your body is doing, not what disappears instantly.

In short, the poop shelf isn’t a quirky accident; it’s a reflection of historical medicine, conservative plumbing, and German cultural rationality — a relic of a time when knowing your health meant literally looking it in the eye.

>>215750390
the live action one is like 65% CGI anyways

Fucks wrong with this nigga, man?

>>215750434
This actually explains the undeniable and well-documented shit fetish Germans are known to have. They were actively encouraged to indulge in their own shit for centuries.

Maybe you people did deserve a nuke.

>>215750390
And it sucks bad

NEW
>>215750463