Thread 215746444

pub cat edish

studying maths right in my dimly lit incel bedroom on my semen stained laptop #darkacademia

been up for 2 days. nothing to show for it but a burning hole in my stomach and bags under my eyes big enough to hold your nans sunday groceries

any mental health first aiders in?

>>215746486
cheer up mate :)

brown fella at the shop looking out for me
saw me eating off the floor

gods plan isnt it

>>215746444 (OP)
in awe of those digits
what a blessed thread

>>215746444 (OP)
one on the left is literally HANKERING for that pint
let him have a fucking sip ffs don't be tight

STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS
EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR
HEEEEAAAARRRTTSS OOUUUTT

got lost in translation on, scarjo peng

>>215746444 (OP)
never noticed the second pub cat before, is this an edit?

>>215746528
can't play this anymore, due to woke

>>215746512
rorke being a fucking tightarse as per

far too pretty for you to post
you like the ones that were balding hideous incels 8 months prior

>>215746539
shes 17 in that isn't she? remember there is a nice scene with her arse in bed that is incredibly wankable

Ian Watkins, is no more

lets give this angelo poretti a go then its on cheap in tesco

the only beatles song worth a damn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpdJE7HG8Ls

absolutely drives me mental when people ask you for a cig when you're out and about
just fucking buy your own the turkish shop sells them for a fiver a pack

>>215746542
they're two lads out on the piss. bet they've got a bit of packet on the way.

would say free the man who spliffed ian watkins but then i remembered the guy that got hold of him was on the nonce wing too so hes almost certainly a vile nonce so don't free him

>>215746590
lmao seething cuck

>>215746486
>do compressions on people's heads instead of their chests

>>215746571
it's a lad wearing women's clobber mate

>>215746450
Not a psychologist but know a thing or two

>>215746571
does she have any other poses
change the channel marge!

>>215746605
you can thank me when i give you a fag you poor cunt

>>215746590
When I was 15 I asked a random on the street for a cig and he was like yeah mate and rummaged through his coat pocket and pulled out middle finger then walked away

>do compression on babies hands instead of their chests
ktim when baby comes out blue

>>215746608
he's prettier than any girl you'll ever speak to - in your entire life!

logs on rice innit

>Klaxon
>Uni of Playboy
>Ginger Steve
Best /brit/ posters bar none

>>215746444 (OP)
serve them ffs

*subtracts the temperature by 32 and divides it by 1.8 so i can tell the lads the temperature*

>>215746652
nah

Horrible thing to know what having tits is like. I have male tits.

Ian Waskins

>sick
>order mcds in
>the app automatically orders from the mcdonalds 20 minutes away instead of the one 2 minutes away
what could possibly be the purpose of such nonsense

>>215746691
alri einsteinberg

its 12.7 celsius

>>215746712
keep it on reddit next time yeah

wonder where she is now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA

>>215746701
are they... fully functional?

>>215746712
what app
usually you can pick

ry with shit confirmations to try get me to have the pregnancywank

not having a good mental health day

>>215746745
No just pseudogyno, they don't feel sensitive or erogenous and no milk

>>215746744
he's a lad now

>>215746652
no but still she is pretty I'll give you that

>"This country is sick."
>"This country needs healing"
>"This country needs... A doctor..."

>>215746712
>living 2 mins from a maccas
dangerous and downright stupid

>>215746744
produced 5 fighters for the idf and got a medal from netanyahu

playing autistic games x

>>215746789
state

I need a therapist to jerk me off and cuddle

>>215746808
which ones? xx

>>215746637
lol he's done you there

>>215746789
they could use some sunlght

>>215746758
the mcds one. you can pick on the other ones, but on the official app it often just ignores the one you picked as your nearest and goes for a random one nearby

got a massive painful lump in my armpit and i think it's all from the new deodorant. cant move my arm without pain

Amstel's a shit beer for brits on holiday in the med but I'm drinking it anyway

>>215746794
hes maybe drunk like me

I bought 100% polyester bedsheets by mistake they are horrid I don't believe it

right slag stealing a geez while our lad has a malfunction of sorts. Not on

on cider watching Thomas Carlyle: The Sage of Chelsea - Jonathan Bowden Lecture

>>215746835
american truck sim atm with tunes blasting
might partake in some factorio after when i'm too drunk to drive

need a therapist to cradle me in her arms and tell me about her day

>>215746885
they kept giving it to me in SA

>>215746922
she got a good look of his ring

>>215746883
Go see a doctor lump in armpit doesn't sound good. It might not be just a skin irritation thing.

>>215746902
grow up

>>215746950
shes got her reading glasses on and all. omdz

in bed

watching scary PSAs... alone... (no therapistgf....)

>>215746995
farting?

telling an American to see a doctor is like telling a starving african to see a mcdonalds

>>215746883
you fucking mong that could be thyroid cancer go see a doc

>>215747014
do you have AIDS

>>215746883
Probably bursitis srs

migration

>>215746789
Conservatives are such runts

>>215747017
>thyroid cancer
hes not putting ozempic under his arms (lymph nodes maybe)

>>215747017
cancer lumps arent painful and sensitive to the touch like this. it's either a boil or a swollen lymph node

ian watkins murdered
24/7 heathernonce/zeidy spam stops
interesting!

>>215746922
bet she wakes up in the night terrified by the memory of that baggy hairy shit encrusted hoop

>>215747028
Nobody's got AIDS

How does the sky look

>>215746883
stop using deodorant with aluminum
probably a cyst

>>215747076
not going to answer ^o^
but did you see it??

>>215747057
swollen lymph nodes are a symptom of thyroid cancer

>>215747068
>ian watkins murdered
love getting good news unexpected like this

>>215747014
The jokes on us really, America has the superior healthcare system. We're forced to pay for the NHS which doesnt work at all. You have the choice to pay for your own healthcare instead, at the same cost, and you get it faster and its better quality. You don't hear about Americans dying in ambulances parked outside hospitals waiting hours for a bed

>>215746885
amstel have done the 3.4% abv thing for tax. theyre fucking greedy jew bastards. coors and carlsberg have done the same. stella and kronenbourg have diluted theirs in past years too. HEINEKEN stands strong at 5% fuck all those other bitches

>>215747076
dark

He'd make your shineboxes look like fuckin mirrors

>>215747094
big

fucking pain in the arse to buy bitcoin
thought id get on this dip, had to verify every action
i wanted to fart and it asked me for an MFA code

>>215747089
No, just clouds

>>215747094
swollen lymph nodes are a symptom of anything
their whole purpose is to fight bacteria and shit

>>215747097
its like christmas came early. May he rot in hell

>>215747137
>swollen lymph nodes are a symptom of thyroid cancer
AI says "on the neck" too
womp womp

Wish I could forget it all, I'm not strong enough to live with these lost dreams forever

right so i stay up all night cause not sleepy, hits 7am and im sleepy now. but if i go to sleep im fucked for work on monday cause i wont sleep tonight. FUCKED it

>>215747137
alri house md

Would've preferred Ian Watkins lived longer and was relentlessly beaten in prison.

wonder how long the cancer-riddled armpit yank has left

>>215747160
me im going to sleep in < ~30 mins :3

The shinebox, I wonder if it was chalked

>>215747179
Ian Watkins is dead?

>>>/pol/518642706
>>>/pol/518642706

It's OVER

By the time you read this post, I shall be wanking my willy

alcohol taken
palm oils taken

time to go drink a beer and wake up with a buzz

just heard gun shots

>>215747197
Was found dead this morning in his cell. Stabbed to death. Get the bevvies in lad

wonder how all the lads who moved to china are doing

Might move to China.

as always, lets give it a go

lovely middle eastern noses

>>215747179
>Watkins was previously stabbed in an incident at the same prison in 2023, suffering non life-threatening injuries after he was reportedly taken hostage by three other inmates before being freed by prison officers six hours later.
sounds like the nonce had a time of it

we at /brit/ say RIP to Ian Watkins

corrrr that pot noodle filled me right up will need a sit down and a nap after that

need a therapist wearing a bra laying ontop of me

cornetto time

>>215747274
i was about to do this joke

>>215747200
/pol/ happeningfags like you are extremely tedious

>>215747281
need a cornetto gf eating a cornetto off of me

just got offered some chocolate. yes please, was what I said. then it was handed over to me. turned out... dark chocolate.

haha yeah supporting a baby rapist very funny very demure very irony very gen z and absurdist and whacky, woah thats so edgy and alternative

>>215747285
gonna tell my kid this is a video of me at 30

>>215747316
american rose

>>215747316
giwtwm

successfully flogged the futon. ordering a new sofa now to replace it. quite the day.

hmm no I dont need her that one

hate this country wish it was rich and prosperous and had more wilderness

wonder what mel gibson is like 4 pints in

>>215747383
We need more New Towns™

flogging my futon

feel like absolute shit

hordes of katies arriving at the gherkin
pounds of weed getting delivered and consumed
dancehall thumping loud asl

yeh, its starting x

>>215747389
visit /pol/

>>215747426
I would too if I lived in your country. How do you cope?

>>215747431
kill yourself

>>215747426
you can't suffer in Rossiya

>>215747431
show a bit of respect ziedy, your boy ian watkins just got clapped in prison

>>215747389
mel is always based
even when accosted by annoying mexicans

>>215747426
dont kill yourself

>>215747476
Pretty sure you can suffer in Russia.

>>215747478
oh ffs, i didnt know

is it better to say up or to get 3-4 hours sleep?

>>215747479
the queen

>>215747476
this one is a lot nicer :3
the Italian one did the same. this one is blue (not black), thoughever, and it makes the "yes" look like it is the people backing him. with both of them being a dictatorship where everyone is saying "yes" and pretending to be democracy

WW2 basically proved the fascist theory that capitalism and communism are twins is true.

dropping large cartoon anvils on British heads

>>215747498
Fucking hell, admits he's aligned with a baby shagger. The dox can't come sooner

>>215747492
wonder how mel 20 years ago would react to this

shut the fuck up pol

>>215747494
nobody has ever suffered in russia

>>215747536
You are British you delusional spacker

>>215747498
Fucking um

mental and mad how peng she is

>>215747531
remember you used to say nazi germany was capitalist loool

can't REALLY afford the thing I've just bought but I've bought it now so hey ho

the most evil, retarded, hideous ogre of a man in russia is provided a state mandated snow princess, a comfy commieblock flat, free booze and an AK47

Northern lights situation was insane.

>>215747602
who

should I go eat that pizza before bed

>>215747632
it ain't gonna eat itself

>>215747596
freddo?

>>215747602
And still he wants to kill himself because he lives in fucking RUSSIA

business idea: self eating pizza

>>215747616
so romantic
*crying* d-did you go see it with a boyfriend or other s/o

>>215747590
I've seen the truth.

>>215747540
what's wrong with you

need a gf to give me methampetamines and put me to bed and cuddle :3
then rape me when im half asleep

>>215747688
what took you so long?

>>215747652
mogs your shithole

>>215747696
What's wrong with you, the bbc cuck nonce spammer asks

>>215747174
We NEED to get /brit/ higher on this list

o wait is it the leaf whos "boyfriend" ist he BE flag cuck faggot

Thoughts on Julius Evola lads?

>>215747688
will you apologise for mocking the rapes of german women

>>215747426
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/crazyorchidpeafowl

big things are happening in calgary, alberta, canada

>>215747750
grow up

>>215747750
brown

>>215747728
Ok lol

>>215747767
thats a hare

>>215747767
STRANGE things! but nvm you are that Canadian

biz idea: self-living life

megalolz

>>215747704
I transvaluated my values.

>>215747806
when she puts her princess wand in

AKA spainparasite
AKA misery loving dengerate faggot freaks who should go ktsses

>>215747836
sexxooooo9o

The "protect our women and girls" crowd filmed themselves abusing a woman who works for Gary Neville and telling her to get a wash and a wax.

https://x.com/i_ammukhtar/status/1976999356525076742?s=46

>>215747806
Vintage gif this

need something to eat

>>215747828
why are you too much of a coward to apologise for mocking dead german women and raped german women?

must admit i am a secret spainiac

toby auto-inflicted melty

>>215747850
kys

reeeeee

Thoughts on muscle girls?

any aryan beast man in?

>>215747906
gay

>>215747864
so? not raping her are they, leftypol, you great big fanny

>>215747877
Spaino was always based. It was just the freaks who hated him because he took away their safe space

I really don’t know why gammons are so bothered about this net zero shit

>>215747869
im old school

>>215746444 (OP)
where is that pub?

Mental how I am literally being fueled right now by jaffa cakes, bacon butties, walkers crisps and monster energy

>>215747906
need her to rape me (if I dont have AIDS)

money for dope
money for rope

>>215747926
name on adam

>>215747927
Anything else you really don't know? Besides what boobs feel like

>>215747948
Mindraped award

>>215747913
o/

>>215747864
this is AI

mad how much better I feel after quitting nicotinestein and caffeineberg

unless Canadaa bought a VPN to use the spain flag to trick me like this??

>>215747954
That’s where ur wrong mate

>>215747200
lol yeah im sure russia wants to start a shooting war with nato, theyre practically done with ukraine after all and it didnt cost them anything

sort of thinking about going to the shops to get some food as i've none in

adam got a semi seeing the word spainiac crop up again

>>215747981
ktim

>>215747877
There's a few of us although I think it's just nostalgia to some extent

>>215747975
fuck up tobes

just had some pork and apple sosiges

really want a pot noodle

>>215748004
:(

I really love /brit/ and am not ashamed to admit that

>>215747972
whats different

Saul of Tarsus

>>215747314
yum!

>>215747981
>thinking
stop this shit. what are you, a nerd?

>>215747921
So it would be fine if they spat at her too then? Because at least it’s not rape aye

>>215748024
hate it here but i can't stop posting

>>215748006
whoever thought to put apple in sausages is epstein-level genious

>>215748016
im sorry

fancy a pot noodle

Remember how we all found the Inbetweeners hilarious? Watched it again today and it was fucking shit and cringey.

Did NOT age well at all.

>>215748054
:)

rorke be like: hey
leftypol be like: hay is for horses, not people rorke

I am becoming severly mentally ill

>>215748047
>So it would be fine if they spat at her too then?
did they? no they didn't
your point? rendered moot

>>215748061
have to agree with this it’s too childish for me now

>>215748029
a lot less anxiety
sleeping better
just feel like a normal person and not an evil incel goblin

are you a gamer?

nobody:

rorke: black pussy changed meeee

leftypops: when is it gonna change that dead trim you got rorke

horse
also gn all :3

guess I will save the pizza for another day like I thought to do when I bought it. gngn

>>215748061
>a show made for teenagers in the late 2000s isnt as funny for 2020s adults
noooooooo way

>>215748087
phwoar

sex with 18yo scarlett johansson

>>215748094
just paid for an osrs membership so i guess so

never been to estonia
probably never will
the people that live there mean very little to me

>>215748110
bye tobert

>>215748061
dont remember anything before last week me

>>215748117
spainparasite

>>215748117
why are these anime people being attacked

implanting silicone orbs into my cock

>>215748076
what's up lad

>>215748126
used to know an estonian nazi tranny called erika

>>215747864
kek she'll carry those insults with her for life, ugly bitch

fruiedns want to go for a drink at 10pm im like mate im in bed then opiss off OLOL

>>215748143
funy

>>215747864
what did Gary Neville do

what did i miss

>Remember how we all found the Inbetweeners hilarious?
No. I was heavy into Russian Literature at 13, which is how old I was when The Inbetweeners was aired.

Well, we have to end zionism for one. And slow down the population growth of Africa, stop India and world capitalism. We have to provide food and shelter for the White race, and oppose racial egalitarianism and promote White rights, while also promoting protection for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

cronem 2 stepping and getting jiggy wit it
lil timmy wanking at home x

>>215748148
average nafo member

>>215748096
mental how unfunny family guy always was

>>215748148
think i saw her in oceana once, gave me the old up and down

>>215748176
she keeps blocking her urethra... stupid girl

>>215748176
New fetish unlocked fuck sake

do you think there should be mixed schools?

screaming while reading war and peace

>>215748176
not impressed
pissing cocks completely mog pissing fannies
in fact cocks mog fannies in almost every way except fuckability of course

>>215748193
just get 2 cups you dumb bitch

>>215748227
racemixing? yes

katy need dat clartening mmhmm

>>215748226
mixed with adults?

>>215748089
need to do this but this is the most busy and high stakes part of my life thusfar
>>215748176
erm.. corr

>>215748261
we are going to do things to you that have never been done before

Yeah I think I'm gonna graffiti some mosque for inclusivity and to bridge the gap of other cultures

>>215748262
mixed as in boys and girls in the same school, as opposed to single sex schools

reminder to report the BE flags posts

>>215748124
she was 17 in lost in translation. makes it mental the female director told her to get her arse out for the film.

>>215748143
i felt like doing a fus roh dah(just drank white monster and downed a whole plate of rice and chicken covered in grill spices)

tongues out for wexit

>>215748228
maybe if youre a gay weirdo

>>215748286
impersonating staff

mental how I'm part irish on both sides but I hardly ever drink

>>215748271
you can cut down
switch to lower strengths of whatever you do, have half decaf coffee instead of your usual amount, switch to a lighter cig brand, eventually stopping completely will be easy

>>215748297
>>215748297
>>215748297
>>215748297

throwing car batteries into the atlantic ocean

>>215748320
YWNBAJ

excursion to the petrol station methinks

Last for Walt Disney