Thread 215749816

Saul of Tarsus edition

Anyone know Ian Watkin's password?

*runs to the new*

if you can't face the fact that an animal has been killed for you to eat meat then you have no business eating it
better still you should be comfortable killing it and gutting it yourself

need a psychologist to do experiments on me (a dog)

>>215749759
yeah and what about those cute little chickens, don't they deserve to live? did they ask to get put into the mcnugget blender machine?

had a good clean poo earlier, let it bake in my bowels for a bit longer so it wasn't a messy one

got a pot noodle

Reminder!

>>215749759
Ohhh so you’re fine with these lil fluffy niggas getting crammed into a lorry in the thousands then pulled out and have their necks snapped. Thats fine but not a lamb uh ok

>>215749865
gonna shag it?

>>215749864
whenever I try this it liquefies entirely and makes a right old mess

>>215749846
This is why I stopped eating meat, couldnt do the killing personally so not going to enjoy the fruits

wonder if they are at the pub yet
wonder if my mate has pulled the girl i fancy

>>215749759
I'm the same I eat chicken and fish but don't buy beef or lamb anymore

blood rush, posting ire
every woman is a liar
burn the world with holy fire
twenty first century incel man

For some reason I don't feel the urge to poo as often on the weekends. I think it's because I sleep until later, but I dunno.

>>215749911
freak

>>215749891
nah, bit hot

>>215749836
should have saved this gem for the new

Is it ok to listen to Lost Prophets now?

Fish and chicken quite famously don't have feelings and don't want to live.

>>215749932
stir the sauce in with ur knob x

>>215749910
you personally fertilised that veg?

>I need you out of business son
Really odd thing to say to a dentist when you deep it.

>>215749910
good lad, no shame in that x
went on a date with a woman recently and we were talking about meat and she said she can't stand to think about the creatures while she's eating meat and it gave me the ick, or the closest thing to it that i've experienced anyway

>>215749889
yes don't care about brainlet archosaurs

>>215749910
You should stop driving too since you're not a mechanic
You should stop going on planes too since you're not a pilot

>>215749835
No idea, why would you know his password?

>>215749927
hs?

>Light Pink Satin Ribbon - 50mm Wide - 5 Meter - for Gifts Wrap, Sew, Party, Favours, Decorations, Easter, Christmas, Events, Dress, Bows Wedding, DIY, Cars, Hair and Much More
Much More <3

a chapter of my life as an edgy retard has ended today

>>215749954
neither do non's

>>215749954
it's okay to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings

>>215749915
Well done mate no more cows or sheeps will be killed thanks to you congrats u saved the world

>>215749954
fish are genuinely soulless retards

>>215749846
Have caught, gutted and filleted fish no problem, reckon I could shoot a deer or a bovine of some kind. But butchering a little lamb, or slaughtering a piggu? Idk m8, maybe youre right

>>215749846
Shut up, woman.

playing melee on the cubey cubey

>>215749973
umm no?

>>215749969
dont do either of those things

made of paper now pot noodle cups, living in the future

spilled seed
white man's greed
I should have
a bride to breed
always angry at rasheed
twenty first century incel man

>it's okay to eat fish cos they don't have any feelings
>fish are genuinely soulless retards

>>215750011
sharks are fish you utter FOOL

painfully unfunny posts tonight

>>215749998
??

Those shits where you push out hard and the shit comes out rapid and theres a moment between shits where your gaping bumhole sucks in air, and your muscles flexing create a bizarre pseudo fart

>>215749992
Processing is the hard part. Killing is easy. Not because it pulls at your heart, but because the process is tiring. A large animal can be a daylong venture. Most family farms will process large batches once or twice a year because of how labor intensive it is.

>>215750034
:)

do you say um or erm

biz poz load is starting on channel 4

AI waifus make him cry
doesn't have the will to try
thinks billions have to die
twenty first century incel man

been called curly fries outside co-op

>>215750049
love it when my poo ends with a pop and I know my bum is clear and will need minimal wiping

>>215750064
I say ommm

Well? Is it?

>>215750077
ktim

>>215750064
ummington road

can we just end this generation of consoles both were fucking terrible and look like shit

the west has fallen
the left has won
his father can't look
at his own son
twenty first century incel man

>>215749872
Um is this a real hsbc advert

now playing last train home

>>215749977
good on you commiemong

>>215750126
hi um poster

>>215750126
yeah it was real
fucking horrific

as gay as they are do respect vegans a bit for sticking true to what they believe. What’s pathetic is saying I only eat x animal but not y animal because THAT would be cruel

might have a carol vorderman wank later

got dickinson's real deal on

>>215749872
>BELGIAN STRIKER
Whomst? Lukaku?

>>215750064
I kind of make a high pitch gutteral "mmm" and lift a corner of my mouth or do a larry david head tilt so I guess um is closer

Celtic sissies?

33
£0 in bank account
No job since 2019
Virgin + handholdess
Expelled from school at 14
Banned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN and Youtube
Banned from local wetherspoons for having a wank in the toilets
Banned from the local library for having a wank in one of the reading rooms
Local prostitutes blacklisted my phone number
Banned from entering Job Centre
Family wont talk to me
No friends
No future or prospects

>>215750148
UNC'S SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN

need a Scottish therapist to jerk my cock off

>>215749872
2019-2020
bizarre time

wont eat eggs and wont eat meat
no liver, lungs, no chicken's feet
he'd rather have soy beans to eat
twenty first century vegan man

>>215750148
>UHHH A GIRL

>>215750190
don't believe you

>>215750190
didn't arsked

>>215750151
Any non global homo bank i can change to? Remember when HSBC got find millions for money laundering for criminals (repeatedly)

THE POSTMAN

>>215750190
reality tv is the only viable option for you

any bald lads in
been bald about a year now and it's not so bad

>>215750155
vegans secretly consume animal products

>>215750244
we got black hitler before gta 6 bruh

>>215750226
basically no good ones
they're all globohomo in some way, usually at the very least by their customer support being outsourced to completely feckless Indians

>>215750246
can I smack your big bald head

>>215750196
What about 2021?

I have a simple philosophy I live by daily.

Never duck a fade
Always get your get back
Aura farm at all times

>>215750274
if you must

Discriminate against Idians.

Why do zoomers still use the same slang they used when they were teenagers ten years ago? Arent they fast approaching 25 years old now?

>>215750196
uhhhh why aren't they social distancing

>>215750276
newsberg suddenly telling the race

>>215750299
Why don't you go F yourself dickhead

what do you do when you feel hopeless
i need advice x

>>215750283
thank you

>>215750291
are you okay?

>>215750291
what slang are they using from 2015

Lads have any of you played battlefield 6 yet?

Never played a military game before but the gameplay looks fun from what I've seen

Delivered my second child last week and was quite disappointed when I saw her little baby minge

Say xis name

no excuse not to be vegan

My toxic trait is my vibes are so immaculate I’m convinced I can tame and subdue a lion with my presence alone.

>>215750328
um

>>215750309
hopeless about what

>>215750196
Loool I went to the BLM marches in Manchester and had BLM in my bio on Instagram and shit. Crazy how much I’ve changed

Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology!”

>>215750190
31
£0 in bank account (overdraft in the negative)
No job since 2015
Virgin + can’t even get a handshake
Expelled from school at 12, for reasons I still don’t understand
Banned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN, YouTube, LinkedIn, Pinterest, and Reddit, basically, the entire internet
Banned from Wetherspoons for "performing unscheduled activities" in the toilets, and now banned from all public restrooms
Banned from the local library for “unsolicited educational content” in the reading rooms, now I can’t even look at a book
Prostitutes block my number before I even get a chance to text them, even on burner phones
Banned from entering the Job Centre, they have a photo of me posted on the wall as a “Do Not Engage”
Family won’t talk to me, I get returned unopened letters from them
No friends left, they all moved countries to escape me
No future, no prospects, just a void of infinite nothingness
Had a date once and she showed up, saw me, then immediately walked out and got hit by a bus

>>215750320
no
i've been boycotting EA since they killed westwood

>>215750308
need to rim her arse asap

>>215750346
everything x

>>215750347
freakazoid

>>215750309
It's probably just depression fucking with your head

>>215750308
kinda weird that you of all people replied to my innocuous post ... x

>>215750329
George Floyd

>>215750299
2021 it was a different time. Please understand

>>215750304
Somalian spotted

me 20 mins until bed thanks

Time to start retardmaxxing

>>215750358
got a thing for shit do you

Toil looms

>>215750384
didn't realise you stopped

>>215750337
Imagine if they fought the russians instead of burning Ukrainian and Belarusian villages

>>215750308
she's so fit

>>215750385
yep

>>215750343
nowt wrong with a cuppa milk or a cheese or a yogurt. fed my ancestors time immemorial. cowberg would want me to have it so i can get big and strong like her

>>215750318
They're spiritually still teenagers, just inventing new slang in their mid-twenties now. Its pathetic behaviour has to be said, in the coming years you'll see more people start to question whats going on with you autistic runts

>>215750328
:/

I have £132k left to pay on my mortgage
I also have a full time job
I also am 34
I also have a wife and I have sex with her when I feel like it
I have a car with 16k finance on it at £190 a month

rorke isn't out with the lads tonight he's at home.
what is he watching on tv and what is he scranning?

are rubes could make a fortune flashing that arse about on of

>>215750422
fuck off normie

>>215750412
dodging the question
what slang are they using from 10 years ago

only having 2 cans tonight as i'm away on a massive toil pissup next weekend

>Donald Trump on his son Barron: “He can look at a computer... I turn off his laptop, I said, ‘Oh good,’ and I go back about five minutes later, he’s got his laptop, I say, ‘How do you do that?’.. He’s got an unbelievable aptitude in technology!”

LMAO
M
A
O

>>215750460
Life Before Woke

>>215750226
always been with lloyds and never had any problems with anything tbqh
couldn't care less about advertisements i'm not a mong

time for a watch
https://youtu.be/DCmbAGBf9iE

Ian Watkins was one of the worst nonces in the British prison system and perhaps one of the worst in British history. He was worse than Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter combined. He preyed on babies.

>>215750246
Finasteride & minoxidil are a thing

another pot noodle? don't mind if I do

Saint Dismas sub edish

keep seeing a group of kids actually outside playing together rather than sitting on their tablets
mad that

seeing a TDS patient having a meltdown

>>215750190
>Banned from Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and X, Kiwifarms, Spotify, TikTok, Xbox Live, Steam, PSN and Youtube
how'd you manage all that

>>215750462
scream this is me they call emk glasgow john

incel lives matter

observing gay porn like a tennis umpire

>>215750449
The question is irrelevant to the point of the post, so I shant be answering. You understand the point of the post, but choose to ask dumb questions. Kind of like that quotation from that philosopher about the wise man pointing to the stars and the idiot focusing on the finger.

>>215750438
corr imagine

Nothing in my life to smile about

Very proud of the fact that I've never once copied the wog cadence despite growing up in "the hood." Now I live in a comfy white mountain town and hear nuzoomies talking like nigs, it's bleak.

>>215750412
the concept of 'growing up' died with millennials mate

need a therapist gf

>>215750449
bruh moment

>>215750512
i accept your concession

21
£1564 in the bank
Full time job but looking for appreticeship
Learning to drive
Loving gf sleeping with her head on my lap as I type this
Circle of friends who believe Queif Starmer should be flayed alive.
Family likes me

>>215750517
fucking hell imagine the tightness

i have 21 thousand pounds in my bank

>>215750486
First he gained a clue
next he gained eternal life

everything to smile about in my death

People don't hit the dab anymore you saw that a lot in 2016 or so

>>215750546
don't forget all your mates on 4chan.org/int/brit/

>>215750546
Based although not driving by 21 is kinna cringe

>>215750545
you've been done josh

-£95 in my bank account
-1 gfs
-2 therapist gfs
dont drive
done have friends

>>215750590
my name is fergus

>>215750546
hope she cheats on you with a bbc

Took my wife's virginity when she was 21. She was so tight I could barely put my penis in and it hurt her. That was 10 years ago, those days are LOOOOOOONG gone lol my cock just plops right in there lol

>>215750593
*screams in your face*

>>215750354
6
£10,000,000+ in bank account
No job
Virgin saving myself for marriage
Expelled from preschool, made my own way
Banned from CBeebies
Banned from all softplay centres for revealing controversial truth about father christmas
Banned from the local building site for not being "a real digger" despite being really good at moving mud around
Nannies block my mummy's number before I even get a chance to poo on them
Banned from entering the Job Centre, apparently I'm too young for a job and it's disruptive to pretend to be a digger
No friends left, I killed them all whilst pretending to be a digger
Bright future, all the materials I could ask for and various digger costumes
Had a playdate once and I buried her whilst pretending to be a digger and they can't find her now

>>215750608
post wrist

She was ready to risk it all

binging russian ASMR

>>215750608
bizarre gimmick

2017 or so people talked about getting zooted off Xanax
That went away

no savings
i piss my monthly pay up the wall every time on booze cigarettes and gambling
always skint days or even weeks before the next pay day
honestly if i won the lottery id still manage to piss it away

evening chaps, evening nathan

>>215750619
grow up

>>215750630
for me its valeriya asmr and her amazing tits

>>215750615
:3
*lick*

>>215750517
why did the slampigs take this from us

>>215750526
what hood you from dawg

Might start a band called Ian Watkin's Password

I got fired cos i got caught wanking at work lads. Fucking humiliating

>>215750630
asmr cosmonaut, for me

>>215750630
link?
>>215750633
im still hooked on the xanny glovers

mrbeast made the worlds strongest man rip 100 kids in half for a chocolate bar

>>215750673
that sounds like something he would do but i dont believe you

>>215750645
alri

It's Saturday night lads, why aren't you out with your gf?...you do have a gf...don't you lads?

10k in my bank
33
Gainfully employed
Driving for 15 years
Loving gf who thankfully has an arse load of money to make up for me not saving anything in my 20s

need a therapist to shake her titties in my face when I am paralysed

>>215750691
he really did mate it was fucking unbelievable I can't believe he actually filmed it and uploaded it

>>215750657
southwest philly irish diaspora

>>215750624
he was mad cute though. i thought he was CGI like the girl from The Trouble with Being Born

I remember more from Boy and Flying Solo than I do from any of Dahls novels

Ppol

doing r2d2 screams in the face of a black person

>>215750656
it not right

why are you on brit if you have a gf

>>215750670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiT4BA_mcrw

>>215750727
utterly dire arse

>>215750715
it was your bed time 1 hour 20 minutes ago

Mad how there's a big wide world out there yet I spend my life posting on birt

>>215750460
it was real. all of it

>>215750735
can't shag her all day now can I?

Watching geowizard as I heard he is a good reform voting man, yet everything about him screams nonce and mental leftist. He’s frail, weak chin, scraggly reddit beard the lot he even has a crap accent

>>215750735
to get away from the gf!

>>215750517
what video is this from

>>215750751
UwU

OHHH WHATEVER MAKES HER HAPPY
ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

Ok here's one for you;

34
£13,500 in private pension

paid off most of my mortgage and have 23k to fuck around with. we millennials are the new boomers

>>215750705
Just woke up, ready for a night of shitposting.

>>215750715
this but with me being three inches tall and naked

>>215750762
he's a good lad

>>215750727
cute lil bum

fuck it is kinda late now though

Thought Ip man was like some kind of film licensing person for years

what goes on in bradford

>>215750762
Nah you could always tell he was a bit of a flag shagging poppy wearing mong

how do you tell your son/daughter that you let ian watkins shag them when they were a baby. probably like the time they got an autograph

>>215750460
Where is the diversity in this image? The vape shops???

>>215750762
he's just an average bloke you've looked at too many chad memes

chubby-wubby attack!

>>215750769
EXAM Morning Routine || Calm and Productive

me? Staying up playing bf6

>>215750517
corr need my tongue all the way up that

>>215750785
zoomer false flag

>>215750825
he’s giving noncey leftist to me but I’m glad to hear he’s not

>>215750785
I'm 34 and still have 132k on my mortgage.
Should be mortgage free by retirement but it'll be a close call

>>215750842
Based I'm an anti-tank player me

>>215750814
there are not many white british people

>>215750836
freshman 15 more like freshman 2000

>>215750829
the kids he diddled got taken into foster care
no idea if they get told later in life, i'd rather not know personally

>>215750762
you forgot balding
nigga's a granger 3.5 if not 4 by now

>people talking about retirement
lol
by 2030 we'll be slaves to a Digital ID system unless you are willing to die

I live in London and learned to drive at 18 but I don't see much point in having a car

>>215750762
he looks normal mate

thinking about the dr who poster and the david tennent bedsheets

>>215750814
nothing good.

>>215750890
keep posting about it on 4chan im sure you will change the world and future

>>215750866
at least you'd never get bullied for being a virgin

Alright then. Shall we begin?

>>215750866
honestly the grimmest thing imaginable
hate how utterly low some people can sink

>>215750814
here's a stat for you

bradford has a similar population to baltimore (560k)
in 2022 bradford had 25 murders and baltimore had 334

time to crack open a cold one

will the fucking dogs ever shut THE FUCK UP?

Any sensible person would withdraw from the Workplace Pension Scheme too. You will never see that money as you wont be retiring. Its also a form of wage suppression.

>>215750902
david tent bedshits

Spary paint ST Georges crosses on every white surface in puplic areas.

>>215750921
need to get this pregnant

somehow they made an even worse dtfib

ian watkins death was orchestrated by the jannies to get me to make an edgy joke and get banned for crimes against US law

I wonder what the Lostprophets band members are thinking at this moment

>>215750862
Bet you're an anti sex player too

did ian watkins scream as he died ahahahaha

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

>>215750934
would fuck and suck for an ice cold doctor P right about now

why don't the left understand that having and encouraging mass immigration (and other delusional viewpoints) just creates more fuel for the right to use as propaganda and also radicalises more people?

>why post on brit if you have a gf
normal lads in here and always have been, you confuse this place with /britfeel/

>>215750838
mad that she is still a virgin
absolutely mad

>>215750933
not really similar though is it

ian watkins used to bang fearne cotton

nigga kill myself, nigga

thinking about that girl i kissed in a night club 10 years ago
she's probably taken 1000 miles of cock and is now married and settled down and hasnt thought of me since
meanwhile i think about hear at least once a week as it was the peak of female attraction ive been on the receiving end of

>>215750949
No noncery with Doro, she's only 30.

charge to justeat on my card last night but no evidence of food in the flat or fridge
i was steaming tbf so i've either scranned it and thrown all the rubbish off the balcony or passed out and not got it, both of those are possible

I've got three (3) girlfriends and I shag them all regularly

want to be asleep by half 10 and neighbourberg has people over and their gathering is very noisy. takes the piss

>>215750970
Probably celebrating that they got away with it

>>215750992
ruby sees people mate, you see nothing of her life on YouTube. She’s been getting filled up since she was 16 like every other girl

>>215750982
This is probably the only place left on 4chan where you'll see this opinion. Everybody just full grown men in their 30s having little girl cartoons as their avatar online one day.

>>215750970
good opportunity for a kino moment clinking a glass of scotch together. to Ian. may he rot in hell

I like emotional connections

>>215750599
Same here lol

>>215750996
just goes to show what dangerous means by our standards vs yours

>>215751034
kino movie that
kino moment in it

emotional upside down girl

>>215751034
that was the framed answer today

Pheet

The Adam and Nathan Show
Series 3
Episode 12

>>215751022
i'm not gay, in fact i've never come over a little queer

>>215751050
what film lad

did you see the celebrity traitors brit

>>215751039
>>215751039
>>215751039

>>215751094
don't get it

>>215751105
no petal x

>>215751105
Fuming that little poof Carr was chosen as traitor

>hall of fame
https://i.postimg.cc/C5qRMNVw/image.png

yah!

>>215751030
WRONG mate
WRONG
https://youtu.be/xjya7-yZt1s?t=498

>>215751117
they're coming out as trans to her

>>215751119
it's already I think babe xx

>>215751125
why's that? he's so shit at it it's funny

>>215751093
day after tomorrow