Thread 215752654

the welsh pride edition

poo smells lmao

Steamtrainlad, starfieldlad and heartdiseaselad were my favourite one off gimmicks

>13500 in private pension at 34
Might kill mysel

Please everyone stand for the official Mousey anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb0uH8E_0e4

megamelty!

wales LIVES and marches on

>>215752654 (OP)
This picture is so cringe

it looms

Just wanked to trannies again ffs

>>215751771
Yes and you can only get a STEM degree based on the options you chose for A-Level
So you basically just proved his point

I wunk 5 times today

>>215752751
Really don't like this one

How long before having sex should you wank so you last longer in sex? I'll be going to bed in 10 minutes for a shag but I think if I wank now it's too soon

>>215752726
you can do 1 year access courses for almost anything, equivalent to the a-levels needed for degrees

>>215752784
I find in the morning works alright, definitely too soon lad

>>215752777
Same, reminds me of my childhood dog - makes me weepy.

>>215752784
It needs to be 30 minutes to an hour, sorry fella

>>215752699
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkBQAvAFjus&list=RDfkBQAvAFjus&start_radio=1

Thoughts on black girls bums?

>>215752784
last time i did that it backfired tremendously because i couldn't get hard at all and she told me to leave shortly after getting naked

>Reform UK councillor reported to police after she said she was 'born and bred here'
Genuinely where is Reform finding these bedwetters
What is wrong with saying "born and bred" it's one of the most inoffensive things to say

>>215752822
grotesque

>>215752784
you can last as long as you want to with sex

Joking aside, did he actually do anything wrong?

>>215752822
thighs like a bull kangaroo

>>215752846
Yeah

>>215752586
I'm here literally every night

>>215752822
my 4 incher would never have a chance not even close

Me as a wee Englishman standing upon the tallest hill in South Wales, surveying the land that is my birthright, and looking down on the swarthy meek Welshmen that shall be my serfs.

>>215752751
Really like this one

looks like a cut picture from tim's younger years

>>215752846
He raped a baby mate

>>215752863
get yourself on jd sports for some new trainers asap

Well?

ay yo what the FUCK

At the doctors for my armpit cancer

>>215752883
attempted to rape a baby*

can someone check Stewart Lee's website to see where and when he's performing?
I'm too lazy

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rWKIMC0Yb8

nigga wearing velcro shoes

ey up duck

Well that's any chance of a lostprophets reunion fucked then isn't it

>>215752714
what the fuck is his problem?

codeine and its variants do not work for some people, but morphine does. it is what doctors use. fentanyl is the most strong form of morphine. opium poppy flower.

>>215752883
Who hasn't dabbled in a bit of that now and then?

Oooo Limmy melty

doing a gay porn haka

same as the old 'eitch

>>215752936
are you toby's long lost cousin

My crush

There's a well established trope in international circles that British people are self-deprecating to a fault, but even more deprecating of people who are more successful or better off than they are, and this holds even if their wealth is essentially 'self-made'?

Is there any truth to this? Do people tend to assume anyone who has become rich, perhaps through setting up a successful business, must be exploitative, dishonest or unreasonable in some way?

If two engineering grads choose two parallel specialisms and one pays 5x more than the other for a very similar 'job' (I chose engineering because this can literally be the case for different specialisms), would Brits think worse of the richer engineer? Why?

Is there an acceptable way to be affluent in the UK?

>>215752745
I wank
I wanked
the penis was wunked

decided to try grog:
shot of rum
four shots of water
teaspoon of brown sugar
dash of freshly squeezed lime juice

delicious, even with dogshit cheap rum at room temperature. turns out sailors had it good.

>>215752941
What is he saying is he still being rude and evil

>>215752822
i like them but not this particular example

>>215752930
Keir is truly the King John of our time

reginald having another melty is he

Amrpit pain killing me

Haven't had a good Pinkie melty in a long time

Wows

>>215752962
Mate he's in this thread right now. He's the one having a meltdown

>>215752751
mega lolz!

not good at yorkshire, newcastle or manchester

has cami got her cock or arse out yet

>>215752980
*Throws stick of Old Spice at you*

Limmy is so rude

>>215752996
You need help

>>215752988
what are you even saying???
you're just saying words

>>215752897
nah. the court docs clearly show that he raped multiple babies and wanked to his gf masturbating her infant daughter

>>215752927
>Screenshot
I bet the record companies 'lost profits' as a result of ian's actions

buy an ad, limmy

>>215753013
ummy

>>215753013
UM x

ahhh nathan what are we going to do with you. could genuinely get you some fanny if you’d engage in decent conversation with me

hate when people give advice that's like
>just go to a club and talk to girls
why would girls who go clubbing want to talk to me
it doesn't make sense

>>215753001
nope
£12 a month for softcore with excessive filters

What's different about you?

Well?

>>215753037
stop forcing this shite gimmick

>>215752961
>bums you to death in the lower decks

>>215753042
You go to clubs to DANCE with girls you fucking muppet.

>>215753032
new songs with lean are boring
sorry not sorry

Oh? You say it's declined?
Huh? You say it was declined?
Oh, shit. Try my mastercard.
Yeah. I got money on my mastercard ^_^

>>215752863
ain't no way lil bro go out dressed like that

Not a huge fan of rape personally

>>215753050
shame
need to see her knob

>>215752362
Bit of a late reply but how do you cum on MDMA? The last time I tried I couldn't cum no matter how I tried. It took a full 24 hours until I was able to.

but yeah kissing on MD is peak. Haven't done it in a long time, fuaark it was so long ago now. But MDMA hit a lot harder for me then since it was still new to me so it would create those rolling waves of pure ecstasy in the rave. Don't really get that much anymore but then I haven't tried taking a pill in zonks

>>215753065
100 archers
300 sparts

>>215753042
take some initative in figuring out your own life dopey cunt

gregorys on one again

>>215753079
erm

Enjoying this and lmao at how much the composer is enjoying himself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jVDofBFtvwA

>>215753078
yes i think so too um x

>>215753042
You have to believe in yourself lad

Just walk up to her on the dancefloor and ask her who her favourite 19th philosopher is, why do you find that so hard to understand?

>>215753072
yeah again why would they dance with ME
>>215753109
don't be rude

>>215753079
UMMY X

>>215753088
bet it's almost as small as mine
absolutely no hint of a bulge in any of her pics

>>215753079
I love it when they wear those stockings

>>215753042
just stay at home and rot and die then, nobody will notice or care

>>215753065
1 x of this absolute unit

only real niggas will get this reference >:)

>>215753127
sorry i Kant

>>215752714
fucking clown

>>215753138
um? x

Is battlefield 6 any good lads?

Tempted to buy it. Looks well fun

>>215753141
unkind and unhelpful

>>215753138
:|

Cannon to right of them,. Cannon to left of them,. Cannon in front of them. Volleyed and thundered;

the pinkiepies can be posted

>>215753166
yes its fun, classic fps action and runs well

>>215753134
Dress well and wear decent deodorant ie make yourself attractive, honestly mate it's not fucking rocket science. Girls want their hole too.

Hate pedantic women more than pedantic men. 40 year old birds dressed like they're high schoolers? Grim. Unc wearing shorts, tshirt, tube socks? Fair enough

Tender passionate sexual intercourse with Yalda Hakim for the purpose of breeding

green

>>215752279

fishy chippy with none of those sauces, must be white
none of those it must be sprite with a squeezed lime in it

>>215753127
i ask them if they believe in a teleological suspension of the ethos

>>215753155
look at her back legs

I don't like what porn has done to me

>>215753137
corr imagine her cute tiny cock bouncing on your tummy when she's riding you cowgirl

>>215753224
you are a gay incel

What is it with French Canadians and choking their children to death?! Like chill out bro. It's not that serious.

>>215753171
got to be cruel to be kind x

>>215753144
TASTE VENGEANCE!!!

€X€T€R

>>215753085
have you tried it? how do you know?

got joe jackson on

>>215753194
6/10 in ancient persia

>>215753239
One of your most important cultural icons is homer simpson

>>215753194
huge fan

>>215753249
oh my gosh

>>215753183
i've never played a modern military game, do you reckon i'll like it? I've played other shooters like planetside 2

>get blackout drunk
>go to nightclub
>appear disinterested
worked a treat for me, you just gotta get out there

>>215753266
He’s a french canadian

you know bruce lees not really dead right?

>>215753288
FONT

>>215753215
what has it done to you

I WILL REPEAT WHAT I SAY
BUT I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN
SO YOU DONT HAVE TO WASTE YOUR TIME

FALLING APART

>>215753252
not your ari stick to the sad one
stay on your turf bitch

got the new alan partridge on. still love a bit of alan. warm comfy duvet of a program.

>>215753134
no amount of advice will help you because your problem is not lack of knowledge
stop being a wasteman

>>215753302
Mad
Never knew that

started seeing this polish lass, really sweet but she texts me these weird half english half polish messages that confuse the hell out of me
i ask her what it means and it still doesnt make sense
its weird to me because her spoken english is very clear
is it just me or do a lot of people do this?
i dont want to make her feel uncomfortable or awkward by constantly having to ask her to explain or rephrase what she means.
any advice brit?

Once got so drunk at a club the only memory I have is two girls looking absolutely horrified at me as I danced up to them. Next thing I know I was thrown out

>>215753331
don't know what you mean

bruce lee more like poo pee

>>215753330
Haven't finished it. Some good bits but a bit too on the nose.

>>215753288
you forgot the key part of don't wank for a few days prior to this. need the willard to behave or it's all for nothing.

i really want to shag this turkish girl cause she's got huge tits and a big bum but I don't want to deal with a mentally ill cutter
thoughts?

dont be mean to Ariana Gayboy

>>215753361
don't care

>>215753337
Mental how many places ive been kicked out of on the piss. You'd never imagine im capable of that whilst sober.

>>215753249
sexy with bladee fursona

>>215753336
Women
Mental

>>215753042
particularly bad advice if youre autistic, have no friends or lack social skills/experience
yeah mate, ill just take my autistic ass by myself to the club at 8pm on a friday night yeah, that wont be traumatic at all

I AM GETTING OUT OF THIS GUMBALL MACHINE

>>215753361
get her pumped

>>215753053
I am enlightened

>>215753347
not a sperg with mental elves myself so just watch and enjoy it

>>215753336
Maybe talk to her about it in person. I text a polish woman from work who moved back to poland. Her english is very good but she’s an english teacher there.

>>215753266
Yeah well my dick is 20.5 cm! What's yours?!

>>215753361
shag that mate or you’ll be wanking over a near miss in 5 years time

>>215753361
Get her bred

>>215753397
You clocked my tea from a mile away

>>215753361
Cutter?

>>215753418
as in she slits her wrists

>>215753427
I could fix her

>>215753403
personally? I gave the SMALLEST cock in /brit/ - and it's not even close!

>>215752714
Sir Cum Farter

used to have a chocolate party at the kids club on every holiday i went to when i was younger where you’d go mental and get covered in chocolate
what was up with that

>>215753336
I thought the cute Polish cleaner at toil had given me a cute nickname because she would smile and laugh at me when saying it but then I found gruby chłopak means fat boy in English

rorke is finished

twin is drunk crying again

Geese sounds like Can
And that's a good thing

Remember when my older brothers mate tried talking to me and asked what I did for a living and i said I was a bricklayer and he asked who I worked for and obviously I was lying so I just said they don’t really have a name and he looked at me funny and didn’t speak again

>>215753427
Tell her doing that is "Fookin Cringe" and she'll stop

>>215753418
She plays planescape

>>215753446
still makes me laugh that the script probably said "image folder" and this is what they thought it meant

look at this british girl

there were a lot of chemtrails today

>>215753427
If you pump and dump her she might actually an hero

>>215753461
rather just listen to them or neu

>>215753336
? just ask her

>>215753445
howl

>>215753473
shes german actually
here are actual english girls from weeb games

love liminal spaces

>>215753303
based

Too right

>>215753501
hellscape

boomer usa

Would be helpful if the penis size posters would actually upload some photographical evidence

>>215753445
oh my days
gruby chłopak over here lol

>>215753486
Yeah not good

>>215753381
yeah
agree

orchestra conductor is such a strange job

What's his message, lads?

>>215752784
never had issues lasting in bed

can pretty much pumo indefinitely, takes deliberate effort to speed up to cum

>>215753445
Fat nigga. Lmfao

>>215753538
completely redudant
yeah they need a mong waving a stick to remember when to start playing the piece they've rehearsed a thousand times

>>215753501
horrifying

Omds

>>215753541
The entire population of palestine will be resettled in the lake district

smashed my elbow into the wardrobe door didn't i
right in the funny bone

>>215753541
>I WILL ban gaming and punish gamers

Absolutely mental how scared I am of relationships

looking at colombian bums

>>215753541
>Putting it up someone's bum is pretty good but taking it on the bum is kinda mid

>>215753556
>completely redudant
obviously you don't listen to classical music

I don’t even care about being a virgin the only shit bit is my whole family knows I am and they talk about me like im some freak

>>215752837
by implication other people aren't and expressing such sentiments is racist

people have killed and been killed for less

>>215753589
I've got a playlist on spotify mate
cope on

>>215753541
>message is clear
>paper is blank
bravo

it's honestly been so long since I've had sex (2010) new people I meet in life automatically assume I'm a virgin

>>215753594
I think my family knows but they never ever mention relationships with me

kyiv actually being blown to bits right now huh
keep seeing these videos of shit being blown up and on fire
pretty grim

>>215753594
you’ve got to sort it out mate, make it your top priority and actually act on it. It’s not hard, billions and billions of humans have done it even animals know how to do it

>>215753616
and all different recordings of the same piece sound identical do they?

>>215753541
>bad psych, she's a real bad psych

think some of my family think i'm gay as i've never had a serious relationship

uh, why are scots putting these stickers around england?

>>215753628
People cannot tell you’re a fucking virgin unless they either spend every single minute with you or you are an absolute retard and it’s impossible to picture you shagging someone

>>215753628
How do you know they think that?

>THIS STORM WAS SENT
>NOT TO
>TO CLEANSE YOU
>DESTROY YOU.
???

>>215753662
Same reason English faggots are hanging up their flags outside of england

>>215753579
this and even physical contact with females

how do you respond without sounding mad?

deeply unfunny thread. grow up lads

>>215753662
>muh palestine


boring

Older women at work say I make them feel young again and I honestly have no idea what that means

>>215753719
it means they want your shota cock

>>215753707
the state

>>215753707
i think the entire world cringed their nut off the first time seeing this

>>215753719
Ever shag em?

>>215753637
why dont they just take Kiev and push it somewhere else?

>>215753639
I’m 6’1 and in shape but I have no job and absolutely no social skills. It’s over for me I don’t even need to put my self through the humiliation of trying

was the online safety act meant to push us into relationships? it's had the opposite effect and i feel moe disconnected

any crypto-incel in

going to bed because bored not because tired

>>215753663
not true
i knew a fella from work was a virg because from day one he literally could not make eye contact with anyone and he was so scared of social interaction that he would pretend not to hear you if you tried to talk to him

>>215753754
Just mimic the people on the telly

Hey
Lad who went to hang out with his dad today in
It was alright

>>215753767
wazzat

women who play mercy are some of the most awful people you will ever meet.

Ian Watkins just got murdered in prison lads

>>215753795
>women

>>215753754
you sound like a decent specimen maybe you’re just mentally retarded, like I said, even pigeons can figure out how to have sex

the sir kiev starmer

>>215753801
there are many women who play her
they have no mechanical skill so they play spectator characters

>>215753782
Did he tell you he was a virgin?

Any of you lads fancy a game of bf6 then?

doing smelly farts must be that cottage cheese i had for dinner

>>215753691
I'm pretty sure the english aren't hanging their flags in support of palestine

the mighty honorable sir kier starmer

>>215753796
Hope that baby is proud of himself.

thats it im putting it in my arsehole

>>215753823
buy me it and i will x

>>215753835
What are you talking about? Clearly have no idea what I’m referencing because you live 6000 miles away just fuck off dickhead

Sir Chicken Kyiv

>>215753851
USE MY ARSE
USE MY ARSE

it’s easy to spot a virgin desu, you have to be bottom 0.5% of freaks to make it there(mid 20s and beyond) in the first place, so you’re fully visible

>>215753819
he didn't need to

>>215753782
how do you land a job in the first place if you can't even look people in the eye? How do people like this function?

>>215753872
i'm a born again one

>>215753840
women are such disgusting gooners

hi all!! back from my bedtime
decided that it is stupid and I will just have to go remember this when I am tired tomorrow

>>215753874
So you don’t actually know then

all the shaggers have gone out have they

>>215753806
>mentally retarded
I am. Pigeons are an animal it doesn’t work as a comparison

>>215753782
>pretend not to hear you if you tried to talk to him
Some people have a life outside of work. They just want to do their job and collect their pay packet rather than sit around gossiping and play happy families.

>>215753763
What is this bullshit movie actually about?

>>215753863
go on then
just this once

poo just leapt out of me arse

>>215753906
Your mum invited us over

>>215753877
Leftypol

>>215753906
noone goes out
its a psyop as they say

thoughts on the glorious revolution?

one sec I am watching every .webm in this thread starting with this >>215753840
to the dead dog

>>215753851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z7gr5UHi8U

>>215753860
>Clearly have no idea what I’m referencing because you live 6000 miles away
I don't want to blow your mind but there's this thing called the "internet" that allows you to see and read things from far away.

>>215753910
Set in the Land of Oz prior to Dorothy Gale's arrival from Kansas, the plot explores the early relationship between Elphaba, the future Wicked Witch of the West, and her dormitory roommate Galinda, who becomes Glinda the Good

bought some CHOLATE fingers some SALT IN VINGER crisps and ALE from tesco before it shut ;£

>>215753917
theyre so cute (and sexy)

the question is, why wouldn't I? I mean it would be silly not to

>>215753940
I guess it has an audience

>>215753840
Arrest all women

>>215753923
aye mayne i got dem meats nigga

>>215753959
Ask myself this on every 3pm walk I take.

>>215753947
fomyeg

>>215753707
I go in tomorrow and shoot up the building
they may have "won" the war (there are no real winners in war) but I am a lone smegma man and can do what I want regardless of how time moves on

>>215753926
all made up bollocks

get it made snappy like

nighty night lids :)

>>215753936
You think when I said their flags that I’m talking about Palestine, I’m not. Fucking idiot go away

love is making me mentally ill

>>215753510
not to to to cleanse you but uhh destroy you

>>215754021
>>215754021
>>215754021

>>215753583
>>215753583
>>215753583

>>215754020
ktim

>>215753500
would ktim would
probably would wouldnt would
would marry would would

>>215753455
would

>>215753246
reading this thread backwards I can still tell that this post was inspired by the osrs post just above yours
>>215753079
good post

>>215753872
so if I'm not socially awkward, have no trouble speaking to women etc, none of my colleagues will suspect I'm a virge? Good to know

>>215753012
good post which really provokes thinking

>>215754039
that post wasnt me

how did it come to this lads

>>215754218
gruby chłopak