Thread 215754021

Sir Keir Starmer edition

screaming out me arse

not sure I’d want to be going out in this day and age. Give me 2014 back when I was in my shagging prime and we still lived in England

>>215753930
to my ass ima send a note
to my ass ima bend my rope

(8) You're my baby
Come to bed, I'll be your girl (8)

>>215754047
everyone is on their phone constantly now
and everyone is boring

in twenty years time I’ll wake up one Sunday morning with a wife next to me and a couple of children and think back to now and be like thank god I turned my life around

Wish I was a middle class Englishman in the late 19th century

Watching South Park in bed. No job. No mates. No prospects. Nothing in the fridge. Nothing in the cupboards.

might go dig a hole in the ground and hibernate

>cause of explosion at Tennessee explosives factory unknown
Really? It’s an explosives factory. Doesn’t take a genius to figure it out.

scromgagign

>>215754071
Tell em unc

>>215754073
i'll be 60 and alone

I spunk, there I am

'ng 'ng has not replied
overdosing myself with anti-histamines to knock myself out because the pain of existing with such an unrequited yearning does not feel very nice haha

>>215754073
Hopefully same

>>215754083
oh right bubonic plague and viking invsasions sounds great mate!

>>215754115
peng ting?
shes probably getting dicked while drunk now lad

do the instant mash
make some instant cash

>>215754073
I really hope you do. Step 1: stop coming to this website

>>215754047
People thought you were the chosen one in 2014. It's crazy to see where you are now. That fall from grace is crazy!

if you lose an sd card can it be traced back to you?

>>215754115
pang pang?

>>215754105
With that attitude yeah you will

>>215754144
might be so, might be so

>>215754149
I am a 33 year old man with a long term gf and mortgage, I’m happy lad lol

United States and Russia relations are approaching the point of no return. You are all about to go to war.

>>215754171
We love Ivan, youre on your own

>>215754159
god wills it

poo gay porn

>>215754171
Not me lol
Got bipolar
Although it would be a nuclear war so they'd probably start drafting the freaks, the dysgenic and inbreds

>>215754170
>long term gf
Troubling. How did you meet?

>>215754171
bit of a hysterical whore aren't you

> 'I'M PROUD' Boris Johnson defends ‘Boriswave’ of surging net migration and hits back at Nigel Farage

honestly insane how evil boris is

>>215754194
dating app, years ago

smartphones and social media should be illegal

Teeth are fucked because I neglected oral hygiene because I was a depressed teenager with an eating disorder
it's over for me
should rope soon

>>215754205
he's smart but fucking hell is he pig headed

>>215754170
>Not married and no kids at the old age of 33
You aren’t as successful as you think you are with all your fucking bragging dickhead now do one

>>215754190
why would they draft anyone for a nuclear war
everyone stays home and it's over in 3 hours, billions dead

>>215754229
I’m hoping they can figure out how to reverse gum disease in the next 5 years cos I’m in a bad way

any gruby chłopak in?

>>215754205
WHY is anyone shocked? He's a uniparty member, all humans are simply interchangable economic units, swap out the Polish units with Afghan units. Simple as.

Mr. Neighbor’s Rogerhood

why is your twin sad? :(

hitler was such a faggot
killed millions of white people

>>215754241
not exactly bragging to say I did the standard bloke model of shag around when young and settle down is it. If you must know we’re going to start trying for kids next year, marriage comes later

chat is she flirting with me

>>215754246
its called a dentist bro

>>215754229
>>215754246
Ktim

>>215754205
>>215754231
I think he knows that this will be what he's remembered for so he's trying to spin it as a positive legacy

>>215754253
Fuck off mate I thought she liked me

trvke: 4chan is social media and it's worse than facebook

I am right on the cusp of 30 bodyweight pull-ups (27 is my current PR)
If the mood was right and I was feeling it I could probably do it tomorrow

btw (shinies) this week in Pokemon Go:
bidoof
pumpkbin
pumpkbin
pumpkbin

>>215754277
Not your pic

business is booming in tennessee as it were

Waiting on doctorberg to see me. Feel like a runt coming in with a skin problem

>>215754148
>stop coming to this website
I literally have zero friends this website is the only place I talk to real people why would I stop doing that

>>215754310
blog on

>>215754303
yeha I suppose I would

Diane Keaton just died, I liked her in the Woody Allen comedies. Love and Death is one of my favourite films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yc4FFNTHIZ4

Corr

UBPTBAW
bent pop song
they do it every day

>>215754302
too soon

>>215754302
Why

>>215754273
Won’t work. You have bad genes and eat shit, plenty of kids that need adopting though so atleast there’s that.

>>215754318
because it makes inceldom so much worse, it’s a massive time sink that could be spent literally doing anything else that would be much better for your aspirations

>>215754318
Get on /diy/ and learn to fix a sink for your future missus

might get a bab in
thoughts?

time to go cool a LIDL pizza for 6-7.5 minutes

4chan is actually worse than facebook. I never hear anybody say "I like your comment", but I've heard several people call their friends autistic.

>>215754271
tesco never looks like this
my tesco looks like a criss between a bad jumble sale, a playground and a paper recycling area(the floor)

manipulating my shaft

>>215754373
betraying your own people for slop

>>215754350
I’m in great shape mate, I’ve been a regular in the gym for going on 10 years now, bizzare cope though is everything alright with you?

are we still winning brit?

>>215754367
But I don’t do anything that’s my point so if i stopped coming here I’d just be sat on the sofa watching tv
>>215754370
We have these things in this country called plumbers

>>215754403
vpn off

>>215754303
you want him to hold you(because youre a hopeless incel romantic) but he wants you to hold him...

>>215753909
no mate i mean he would physically react and turn away from you if you tried to interact with him at all. it was obvious he heard you but he would just ignore you or eek out a response under his breath if you were lucky. he wasn't trying to be rude but he very clearly had some form of social anxiety and was always trying to orientate himself in such a way to avoid any social interaction or get out of any he couldn't avoid
his default state was to treat every normal human being like they were a tweaking crackhead on the tube

>stop using 4chan now
They said on 4chan

>>215754391
>im in great shape
Post physique.

>>215754419
how did you know x

would be crazy if I never washed my hands once in my life and didnt get sick then I got AIDS

>>215754432
That's sad. Can't help but feel sorry for those lads.

>>215754418
john baker
very russian sounding name

ban tinder

>>215754410
I know but you said you wanted to wake up with a wife and kid in 20 years. Clearly you need to change everything about your life in order to achieve that, and leaving here would be a great start. Instead of being on the sofa watching tv you could go to the gym, you could go out exploring could do anything

>>215754470
dont think anyone has used tinder in like 5 years lad

>>215754476
I've been exploring your mums bumhole m8

has umpkin gone to bed

I want to wake up with a wife and kid in 20 years

/v/ is so sensitive now call a few people trannies they're crying for mods and getting all mad and shit no fun allowed

Doner Kebab
from £6.75
Thinly sliced, tender doner meat served in warm flatbread with fresh salad and sauce — a satisfying and flavourful meal.

>>215754476
yeah exploring in a gym, ideal place for an autist to meet a woman. because women love it when creeps try to engage them in conversation at the gym, or in a secluded forest

>>215754495
Me too but I'm already 36

>>215754512
nobody likes pol

>>215754512
Is calling people trannies considered fun?

>>215754520
what if Columbus had said what if there’s a big wave before he set off to find America. What ifs are poison for the mind

>>215754513
paid 4,75 for an oat, raisin and spelt cookie at pret in Manchester piccadilly train station earlier because i was fucking starving
that was the cheapest thing there

>>215754520
lol

I am a heavy metal man
I full of heavy metal

>>215754512
so you come crying about it here?

rorke, meet consequences
consequences, meet rorke
*you two shake hands*
glad we're caught up

remember that simpsons episode where marge raped homer and it was played off as a funny gag

hate the way normalfags on here say lad and mate
it seems performative

>>215754553
Manchester is disgustingly expensive now
Used to a normal northern city

eating another pizza

>>215754476
I already do go gym but I get what you mean but I’m just too much of a bitch to try anything. Thanks for the advice though

>>215754574
It was always expensive for the poor

>>215754572
no i dont watch the millenialsons

>>215754558
done that transphobic freak

>>215754573
you spend too much time online mate

>>215754583
why

>>215754572
I remember it but I am 36

>>215754547
it's fun and necessary

what's your favourite food

>>215754608
Unc

>>215754624
pizza

>>215754592
get your gock out

>>215754573
what's wrong with a bit of performative flair

>>215754593
exactly what i mean mate

>>215754627
A 'ki pizza I assume?

>>215754624
chicken breast

>>215754627
how many pizzas have you consumed today

im going to africa

2 pizzas from shop

>>215754624
Gammon and pineapple

um

There is something holy about Cameron Winter- Heavy Metal
Basically the astral weeks of the 21st century
Not that I think there is any real reason to live at all

can hear all the LADS outside walking back from the pub
Never experienced that

>>215754624
europoor tears

>>215754613
I'm an old man. I don't get new 4chan humour.

>>215754669
that's not a food that would be a drink

>>215754671
how old are you

>>215754572
remember that family guy episode where stewie used steroids then stopped and became baggy and could fly

>>215754671
you should probably leave and go spend time with your wife and kids, then.

What they call rorke's dad and his mail order polynesian bride >>215754661

remember that bobs burgers episode where just kidding nobody watches that shite

>>215754692
scre

pizza soon with my jaaaaaaaawns meatballs that i saved for exactly this, with grated cheese. i might put some gravy granules on it- actually yes i will! i wanted to add pringles to it if i add gravy, but i will do that nex time when i do it with a pizza from frozen with the ice still on and using: salt, gravy, cheese, then out of the oven and add pringles

>>215754449
because.. i know myself

asked my gf what she wants to do on her birthday shall we go out to eat etc, she said can we order a KFC. her easy going nature is good for my soul

you want the jalapeno sauce? you can have it with my HOT YELLOW PISS in it

Kick the normans out of ANGLEterra

>>215754692
kek

Gusto Italian in Cheadle for me thx

>>215754716
she's testing you lad

>>215754706
you want to fuck m

anyone over 30 we’re gonna ban you from here. You’re too old and have dead banter

it's barely rained this year

>>215754738
Bizarre assertion

>>215754716
this is a thing about uma ara game!
what will your horsegirl order?? o.o ?

>>215754735
O.o

it's called bantz you zoomers don't know you don't even know famalam

>>215754732
genuinely isn’t that’s just what she’s like and I love it, been together years lad

>>215754692
howling

where is the white and purple one >,<

really hate that sigur ros song that every film and tv show uses the moment they want something to feel emotional and epic

>>215754750
shut up

>>215754752
me*

>>215754759
>lad

>>215754753
>bantz
Omds granddad shut up

>>215754736
only thing banned is you from being within 500 yards of any school or public playground you uber nonce

>>215754753
Bants is over since they made a woman archbishop of banterbury

right

What are were you when you lost your virginity lads?

>>215754692
poo roaring

>>215754804
i am a 23 year old virgin

how do you guys even post
proprietary vpn tunnels?

>>215754799
Absolutely bizarre that your mind goes straight to schools, playgrounds and nonces …

>>215754692
>>215754705
>>215754724
>>215754774
>>215754808
nathan mate please pack it in

STANDING ON THE ROOFTOPS
EVERYBODY SCREAM YOUR
HEEEEAAAARRRTTSS OOUUUTT

psytrancefu``¬¬`¬``¬¬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMUDW6J8Tns

samefag

>>215754834
this gimmick will never take off
we already have half a dozen schizo boogeymen to ascribe posts too

no sign of the cuckle brothers the day a baby raper gets cheffed up in prison
makes you think

>>215754819
we set up a /brit/ ISP that doesn't play by sir kier's rules

>>215754857
they're having a day of mourning for their fallen comrade

>>215754854
it’s not intended to take off, its a direct address to one of our resident posters here

>>215754834
all 190

My mums ex bf just got killed in prison

>>215754804
spar storeroom with stacey when i was 17
some fat lass keep feeding me food with her fingers and i made a joke about feeding her my cock and she was like go on then and so i did
never got the smell of her body odour out of my mind, all i could smell was sweaty kebab cigarette

>>215754875
you're needing to wisen up sunshine

>>215754815
So am I!

>>215754804
friday, freshers week, bristol uni

>>215754892
I’m all ears let’s have a chat

>>215754888
mad

>>215754861
based, hes a demonic pedophile under the control of satanic jews
death to him

>>215754897
shed get it

goodnight

remember when you had to dial up the internet and it made that weird sound
remember playing age of empires multiplayer and someone rang your house and got disconnected from the game because it couldnt process more than 1 connection at once

steaming
might have a drunk cry

>>215754920
bet that would feel good if it was filled with eels

>>215754150
Depends

>>215754938
alright dtfic

ohh yeh when i lost my virginity i was drunk and she wasn't wet at all so i thought to get lube it would be smart to get water from the sink in the toilet lol and when i got back the mood evaporated

>>215754918
>she

>>215754905
i know mate, true story unfortunately
put me off smoking and kebab for life
think im still in some form of trauma

eels all swirlin around ya

>>215754931
>remember when you had to dial up the internet and it made that weird sound
yeah
>remember playing age of empires multiplayer and someone rang your house and got disconnected from the game because it couldnt process more than 1 connection at once
dont remember that happening, thought they just got a busy tone

>>215754955
trans women are women

>>215754977
this is satanic judaism

>>215754931
>remember when you had to dial up the internet and it made that weird sound
>remember playing age of empires multiplayer and someone rang your house and got disconnected from the game because it couldnt process more than 1 connection at once

Just cellulitis on my 'pit for those concerned. Shall be on the antibiotics

https://youtu.be/PE6yDzNQ0Ac?si=_InAlISkvI16oDQz

Dancing around my flat like a madman

>>215754935
same haha

>>215754955
would still

>>215755000
good stuff

poo screaming

>>215755003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAe2faaZ3sY

>>215754977
what makes them women?

mad how theres only 1 (one) good song on taylors new album
ari and carly mog her by far

Might go outside wearing only my shirt doing a t rex impression with my undercarriage flapping in the wind

you fear me don’t you lad

was never comfortable with screaming and roaring and all that shite but now poo has become the default prefix it just feels RIGHT

imagine mica from magbay but with a willy
the ideal woman

seems like transgenderism is no longer trendy. that's gotta be rough for the one's who chopped their cocks off

get the pornographic images posted

>>215755049
fascinating culture

how do streamer watchers not get bored after like 5 minutes

right I’m off, out and about tomorrow. Night lads, night nathan

>>215755107
um x

>>215755073
99% of these cultists who've harmed themselves and harmed others will never recant on their beliefs, for most people it's just too psychologically and spiritually difficult to forgive yourself, much easier to just keep going with the lie

Toil fucking looms.

something just went up my arse

>>215755130
0w0

>>215755130
did you slip on a bananana peel and then fall on the banaana that happened to me once

>>215755129
The overseer noseberg demands your presence in the sheckle mines

>>215755130
um

boiler won't get fixed until fucking thursday just got to live like a medieval retard until then

>>215755141
FUCKING

CO4RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
*obliterates into microscopic particles*

>>215755130
*looks over anon and waves at everyone else*

>>215755141
zoomies look at this and be like dayum gurl dat ass be fire take my mummies credit card immediately

>>215755049
don't understand what is going on here

rorke shoving objects up his arse
leftypol having a cry

wanking off a melanated gentlemen

>>215755176
ktim

>>215755170
get someone else to fix it then

really not a fan of ai video, seems like we're just going too far.

>>215755186
nobody asked

>>215755176
wats ur cashapp queen

just tripped and fell on a woman's erect penis

>>215755180
>>215755186
strange, strange posts

>>215755143
not a fan of the way the vegetables have been cut
much prefer long thin strips
sensible amount of dressing though, a lot of people have a tendency to overdress their slaw making is sloppy
good use of colour with the red onion
7/10

I Got Sober And Found Out I Was Robbed For 250,000 Dollars


poor guy he's only got like 3 million dollars now

I knew a man
He sat behind a desk that was a million feet wide
But he laid down his hammer and he died
I knew a man
Big and fat, born without arms or legs
Born to jump in the air and clap

the noble false widow spiders have colonised all 8 windows in my flat

jumpscared awake by windows low battery notification
fuck my whole existence

Just repeatedly tripped and fell mouth first onto a penis.

>>215755226
can just tell your flat is a fucking disgrace

ian watkins dies and suddenly there's no ziedy, no heatherpaedo, no sacked tranny
...
do they have internet access in wakey?

>>215754171
just a bit o' banter innit

>>215755227
u've been done

>>215755227
hiya

pencil skirts or leggings

>>215755242

this is all people have mentioned him for today, and is the only day people have mentioned him at all

Acidentally got dressed up in womans clothing and got plowed in a seedy motel by a bloke. fml what a disaster

>>215755242
he’s here posting right now

>>215755227
please entertain the cornish slut

>>215755259
always skirt

>>215755275
what

what the FUCK were they thinking?

>>215755265
accidentally asked him to cum deep up my arsehole while calling him daddy

hope i get a shag at the work trip/giant pissup
will shave just in case

>>215755287
...

>>215755275
begged them to post their cock months ago but they're too frigid and just wants the attention...!
still love they/them though

>>215755226
What a mad channel
It's just about him playing minecraft with his gf and having fun
and then he gets married
the videos after this point are all about him going to jail his wife leaving him getting arrested again his life going to shit finding out he was getting robbed holy shit

>>215755288
I’m not going to my Xmas do this year always dire and I have a gf anyway what’s the point

thinking about that time i was drunk and confessed my attraction to my mate and rested my head on my his shoulder and lay there for ages, honestly was the nicest moment of my life
he ended up topping himself a few years later because of some cunt woman he was pursuing who ended up with another fella
why didnt he just go with me the spastic we were so similar

watching brian cox video about black holes

The route setting at Rock City, Hull is unironically dire

>>215755288
with who x

>>215755259
skirt with fishnets

>>215755303
thank you for using my prefered pronouns

>>215755319
hhis upper lip never moves
watch it

>>215755301
what, too gay?

>>215755307
excuse me

>>215755331
too jazzy

>>215755324
only went there for the skate park personally

>>215755325
fit colleague is bi i think he has a gf atm and hes like 36 but he is fit

>>215755284
arabs are possibly the most materialistic vulgarian race on earth, i'm not sure even negroes are as bad

sent my coworkers an email that im leaving the company and i got 0 responses

he’s feeling gay tonight ah yes

about to do a poo
might post a pic of it

the zesty mandem are coming for you...

blacked by the mandem

>>215755294
LMAO none of his man were on it what's he going all mad for

oh OK the incense isnt 3 hours each yet OK fuck it then I am going to bed then after a cig

Get it made.

>>215755341
well i am sorry, leastbi can accept what i am, closet gay

>>215755342
>>215755342
>>215755342

might go nonbinary and change my name

the new has 0 brit posters its all jfs so far

>>215755420
forgot to make it on a uk flag sorry

>>215755431
you will be attacked

oh yeah I also realized this week that if I want a gf then I will also have to have days where I dont play Pokemon Go to go out with her

um

deserved

janny FURIOUS

screaming
brian gay porn meltie

massive melty in progress go to bed mate tomorrows a new day

janberg raging

>>215755699
no I have one more can left

>>215755712
>>215755712
>>215755712

do gays have the same revulsion to men with a fannois as straights do to girls with a cock

>>215754021 (OP)
kid starver

>>215755003
gay