Thread 215755712

sir homer simpson edition

fuck my evil chud freak life

Is there any magic could bring this angel thrive again? She has skill and lots of more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3

will never understand ftms

lol. rattled to the very core. see you tomorrow nathan enjoy the rest of your night

https://youtu.be/T04QFKnBIiM
only real music allowed in this thread

>>215755712 (OP)
peter griffin

Is there any magic could bring this angel thrive again? She has skill and lots of more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3Y

had my static ip unbanned for about 4 hours before getting another 3 days
should really learn my lesson

Drinking sprite zero sugar. Once my hair dries a bit more I'll go to sleep

inb4 the outrageous porn gets posted

going to play soe Pokemon Ruby

>>215755734
?
not attracted to them but i can "understand" the feeling of being born in the wrong body
x

>>215755759
you have zero eggs

>>215755777
she would get it

>>215755758
getting 'banned' is real lmao get a clue

tobert

Carly Rae Jepsen stuns as pixels on computer screen

>>215755807
she would get it

absolute fucking mong jannies

this is why we evade

>>215755765
Ruby was my first Pokémon game. Good memories. First Pokémon I ever chose was Torchic.

she has fit drunk wine aunt energy

crying and choking with laughter because of the chipmunk image

EW post your cock

waheeey de lads

>>215755765
>>215755828
the big 30 looms

>>215755849
and what does this flag mean

simply refuse to accept sex is real
yeah did a real woman let you near her private parts?
as if, pull the other one

>>215755849
whats that

Daaaddddyyyyyy your cock is so biiiig

>>215755854
29 next month, 30 next year. I don't mind though. Getting older is a privilege denied to many.

>>215755859
stop asking me this

>>215755872
ist aht why you posted the image

>>215755859
>>215755865
um it's staffordshire

a clue gained

>>215755876
nuu

>>215755895
kys nonce enabler

wicked remake but with a shark and ladybug instead of an anorexic rape victim and bald nigger

Mad how illegals are stealing and cooking swans from English lakes

>>215755895
how is the community taking the news?

>>215755929
please be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2Xubj7lazE

>>215755870
tilde how's ebin

i saw wicked on broadway 10 years ago

>>215755929
fucking screaming

..to me x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcAp4nmTZCA

what are the laws surrounding things in your shopping trolley? like, if you put the last bag of crisps in your trolley and I take them out, is that stealing? It can't be surely, because you don't own them yet.

thikning abt my soulmate

>>215755966
umchicken xx

>>215755976
thx babe x

>>215755947
Doing well mate thanks for asking

>>215755973
>if you put the last bag of crisps in your trolley and I take them out, is that stealing? It can't be surely, because you don't own them yet.
well what you do you think
>>215755984
um hi??

>>215755996
I just said what I think. It's literally in your quote you fucking imbecile.

>>215755982
am umowl... because its late x]

little umbunnies hopping around the britgardens x

>>215756007
UM x

>>215756005
so you would think it is not stealing, because its not your property?
but the (would-be) buyer has shown intent, like putting a hold on a house

>>215756019
ummy x

>>215756022
intent means nothing. if you point at something on a shelf and say "I'm going to buy that" and then someone else takes it off the shelf, you can't get them arrested for theft.

leftypols latest cope is blaming all socety's ills on billionaires
"if only we can tax the billionaires more"
theres a nugget of truth in it but its not a complete diagnosis
the problem is

>>215756037
>if you point at something on a shelf and say "I'm going to buy that" and then someone else takes it off
have you been reading the torah

Just got into bed team. It's getting chilly now.

watching that dutch bloke walk around manchester and it's hard to argue that we don't need a few fascist death squads to clean up that city ngl

>>215756045
>leftypols latest cope is blaming all socety's ills on billionaires
how is this new in any way

>>215756045
importing millions of third worlders to put a permanent end to the native population?

it's just to distract you from people being rich rorke

...x

umspider ensnaring little umbugs in her web x

explaining that the only reason billionaires exist in the first place is because they were given their status, wealth and influence by the state?

just a distraction from healthcare rorke

I HATE bugs

>>215756037
OK but the person in your situation put it in their basket

>>215755726
yep!

>>215756119
They don't own the basket.

lillith_xoxo - or - magdalena bay kike .. with a cock

>>215755973
it's not theft but it is being a cunt

lol

>>215756132
even though it is in their possession (and the baskets are there for the customer), I meant that a customer putting it in their basket is different to pointing to it to claim it with words

>>215756154
mega lolz, you might say

>>215756154
megalolz

There are the moments that we save
And the dreams that fade away
And sometimes they come together
And we can walk through the room we made, in the winter
On a bed, made of feather
When our hands held the answers
To life and love and nothing
To life and love, and some things
You just can't pull away

is it possible to age out of autism

>>215756158
Why is it different? Legally speaking.

>>215756159
holy wall

your ari theft is egregious
you've had YEARS to build a folder

>>215756174
hold on ill go find it to refresh my memory

>>215756170
fuck no rorkeypops

>>215756074
>>215756080
your whole town is populated by pakistanis but the real issue is some russian billionaire own a non dom in london

remember once reading the court documents for ian watkins
genuinely deserved the death penalty out the gate. admitted to giving literal babies heroin so he could do what he did
nothing redeemable there

ATTENTION: I am getting word that Ian Watkins has just been killed in prison

I repeat, Ian Watkins has just been killed in prison

>>215756037
this is chazakah

ian watkins of steps breathing a sigh of relief today

>>215756202
you're brown

have not wanked my princess wand since like monday or tuesday

>>215756221
you have a penis

>>215756212
Might send him some abuse anyway haha

>>215756195
(((Russian)))

https://odysee.com/@Qwinten:b/Who-Were-The-Oligarchs-Who-Plundered-Russia.-by-Keith-Woods:d

watkins... wantkids

bravo mi5

>In 2013, Geldof released details that risked identifying victims of sex offender singer Ian Watkins, leading her to have to make a public apology.
To be clear she shared the names of the mothers who gave their babies to Watkins to rape.
Michelle Presland and Katie Blagden.
Mad how simply knowing these names could get you arrested in the UK.

>>215756236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZA9EqbHzbE

>>215756256
its not a princess wand

>>215756266
in your opinion .... x

>>215756249
same with this image too wahey

>>215756275
UM x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtmLf_SXB0M

miss her like this

RIP MAC

I found it if you want to reply to this post
brb incense

>>215756275
>>215756291
you two wanna fuck off back to discord yeah?

1/2 >>215756037

ויחלוקו - תימה דמאי שנא מההיא דארבא דאמר כל דאלים גבר פרק חזקת הבתים (ב"ב דף לד: ושם) וי"ל דאוחזין שאני דחשיב כאילו כל אחד יש לו בה בודאי החצי דאנן סהדי דמאי דתפיס האי דידיה הוא וכן במנה שלישי דמדמי בגמרא לטלית חשיב ההוא שהנפקד תופס בחזקת שניהם כאילו הם עצמם מוחזקים בו לכך משני דהתם ודאי דחד מינייהו הוא ואין החלוקה יכולה להיות אמת ולכך יהא מונח אבל טלית דאיכא למימר דתרוייהו הוא יחלוקו וכן שנים אדוקים בשטר דמדמי לקמן (בבא מציעא דף ז.) למתני' משום דשניהם אדוקים בו דהחלוקה יכולה להיות אמת דאפשר שפרע לו החצי ובמנה אין דרך שיקנה לו החצי אחרי שהוא ביד חבירו אבל בארבא אע"ג דאפשר שהיא של שניהם כיון דאין מוחזקין בו הוי דינא כל דאלים גבר ולסומכוס אע"ג דאין מוחזקין בו ואין החלוקה יכולה להיות אמת היכא דאיכא דררא דממונא פירוש שבלא
׳
מתני׳ שנים אוחזין בטלית זה אומר אני מצאתיה וזה אומר אני מצאתיה זה אומר כולה שלי וזה אומר כולה שלי זה ישבע שאין לו בה פחות מחציה וזה ישבע שאין לו בה פחות מחציה ויחלוקו
Bava Metzia 2a:1

Sitting in the toil toilets
Only one here on nightshift

>>215756315
dont seethe nathan

>>215756132
They divide [the garment]. The Gemara discusses a dispute between two litigants about the ownership of a boat. According to the conclusion of the Gemara the ruling is: כל דאלים גבר - Whoever is more powerful will win. See רא"ש סי' א who says that כל דאלים גבר might mean, whoever brings better evidence, or whoever might physically overpower the other. He explains that the true owner is most likely to work harder to defend his assets. In other words the courts allow the litigants to fight it out and the stronger party will overpower the weaker party.

"whoever is more powerful will win the dispute"
also
2/2
We now have two criteria for division:
A) The litigants are in possession
B) The division can be true justice, because it is possible that they share ownership. Even when [the litigants] are not in possession of the disputed [property] and the division cannot be true justice, when there is a obvious doubt about who the owner of this money is, which means that even if [the litigants] were not making any claims, the courts would have a doubt as to whom the property in question belongs, we rule that they must divide the property.

they would divide the property unless the first person does not claim ownership of more than half

>>215756333
im on the nightshift as well lad

>>215756344
>the ariana fag came up with the shitty 'nathan gimmick' too
of course

>>215756362
both 190

arianabender and carlybender should link up

>>215756315
https://github.com/mt117/Extra-Flags-for-int-

not sure whether to keep the steamingtoil going all morning and sleep all day or sleep but have a second 'toil tomorrow

leftypol's argument boils down to there's nothing to worry about your town resembling karachi but some russian or saudi billionaire having property in london is actually the problem
thats why their argument is so paper thin
both are an issue but id rather my town not be swamped before i care about which billionaire has property in london

https://etzion.org.il/en/talmud/seder-nezikin/massekhet-bava-metzia/24a-b-objects-found-public-places-2

there is something in bava metzia about one man who pointed to an object in the sand, and another who picked it up. the one who pointed to it 9he specifically mentions in the case that he pointed from afar) lost and it was a lesson about not saying more than you need to as well

saved

life is better once you leave that tranny wannabe cross dressing freak.

>>215756284
but why did he stick batteries up the kids bum?

does your mum know you're gay?

I need a gf or tranny gf

mad how trains are modern guillotines

lost my life savings on umtokens AGAIN

>>215756397
?

umcoin

>>215756445
Nothing confusing about it

nigga stole my bike

pussy money weed

in school people used to ask you what the capital of thailand was and then punch you in the dick
you can't do that nowadays

>>215756485
Krung Thep Maha Nakhon?

>>215756435
Don’t date trannys when they’re at the none transition stage.
Biggest porn addicts alive.
To a point where they cannot and will not be able to do shit irl.

if you point to an object and say "that is mine" it doesnt mean you own it because youre not telepathic

however I think that guy was just preventing me from eating food off the floor

steaaaaaaming

Times you were Unhinged?

>>215756496
*thumps you in the cock*

garys economics is basically right but he refuses to acknoledge the damage mass immigration from the 3rd world is so its useless

>>215756037
I think youre on the same page as me, saying that (with food) it isnt owned by the person until they go through checkout. you said this
at the same time I am being held back from putting that over everything else as a blanket statement because isnt there stores for furniture etc. where if you break it you buy it?

I’m sorry, but the Haru situation has officially gone off the rails. Like, it’s one thing to be a competitive racehorse — it’s another to start thinking you’re the equine face of Alberta separatism. She’s out here calling herself a “husk” after two mediocre races and acting like she’s sacrificed everything for the cause. Girl, you’re a horse, not a founding father. You don’t see any other thoroughbreds prancing around the paddock muttering about “Western independence.” And the fact that she’s still decked out in separatist colors like it’s Derby Day for disillusioned ranchers? Embarrassing. Her team letting her lean into this delusion was honestly reckless — though I guess when you’ve got a horse who bribes her way into a political movement, it’s hard to rein her in (pun intended). Anyway, at this point, “Haru” feels generous. She’s Squibby now — mascot of misplaced patriotism and bad decisions.

>>215756504
true

need bf

>>215756537
is he the same as gary eats

>>215756551
squibby head!

>>215756510
I was in a relationship with a guy that ate a boneless chicken he dropped on the pub floor.
Fucking grim can’t believe I stayed.

>>215756530
my entire life >:)

>>215756576
Waste not want not

>>215756557
hi

hi hi hi hi hi-
>>215756576
yeah well uhhhhhhhh

Rorke's Declassified Sub-5 Suvival Guide

>>215756556
Leave the poor dead moid out of it

this nigga toby bedtime was 5 hours ago

I feel as though the motto for drunk driving PSAs should be "no more than four" as in four beers but not 5+ beers before you go drive

>>215756556
have seen you post this an awful lot
is that joke that he was trying to look like ella hughes because he watched her videos or something?

>>215756537
he's directionally right but he can't acknowledge that because his basic assumption is that rich people cause all problems in society

they should do drunk-driving tests and licenses so that everybody knows their limits and is safe

if i reinstalled reddit flags would i just learn that most of the homosexual spam in these threads are coming from them?

not going to play Pokemon ruby now. get baited

>>215756638
it's one person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7HvF2PUbVQ
need french gf

its almost as if the people want a national socialism but we will trial any other configuration but that

>>215756590
They don’t clean the floor so well, the classic pattern of going to the toilet then back to the table made me cringe by thought.

it late

we should have economic libertarianism in this country

JUST

>>215756649
hush

>>215756655
do you like ... "melody's echo chamber" ...
??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoozlRNfflk

>>215756649
some of it is a leaf flag too apparently

>>215756592
Don’t get a bf on this godforsaken place.

>>215756679
>dont get a bf here (im male)
im a catch

>>215756689
You don’t know.
I’d rather kys than go through that again.

give all native people 10 acres of land
actual naitive people not nonwhites 4 generations in going (noooo dis isnt faiaiiiir). dont care about them

>Ted Kennedy's widow dies at the age of 89

THE KENNEDY CURSE STRIKES AGAIN

What are some comfy tv shows like Detectorists or Doc Martin? Recently rewatched both to fill the void I have in entertainment and myself.

>>215756704
which one are you

give me 10 acres of land

>>215756714
Real good show called going out.

me on the left

>>215756728
I tried watching Not Going Out a few years ago but it wasn't my cup of tea.

>>215756723
Not finding a bf on here thats what.

>>215756714
watch that one of alan partridge hanging out with the welshie in the moors

>>215756727
I'll give you a couple of achers
*kicks you in the balls*

need a 4chan gf

Which one should I get? I want one for summer evenings

Left the toilets in a right state
Proper night at the pooseum in there rn

>>215756763
me
wrapped around you instead

human-sized bunny rabbits

>>215756750
The Trip. It is comfy and a good recommendation, but it's not been long enough since last time. Need at least a few years between a rewatch.

>>215756785
this but as gf

>>215756749
why not

>>215756743
Not club going out but the more you stay in the quicker your social knowledge goes, just talking to randos has helped me keep the social momentum.
Skills can be transferable to any.

just saw a vid of this cat save this baby from this bear
fucking mental

cats are the best

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f7y8E5_T0qk

>>215756775
That’s very kind of you and incredibly flattering but I’m afraid I don’t really know you and assuming you’re a fellow, I’m not a homosexual you see

>>215756758
let her ruin you it’s only the only given right to as she has to communicate and entertain such degeneracy

>>215756815
you watch some amount of slop

>>215756827
cor I will let her ruin me!

>>215756843
male

im the last one awake in this thread
sleep tight little bongs x

>>215756827
unless you mean giving me AIDS by that
dont want to be ruined that way, or with urethral sounding, or butt stuff

>>215756843
fit

>>215756815
normal people are utterly enraptured by ai videos of animals saving babies for some reason

>>215756804
I don't drink and havnt been to a nightclub for 10 years and have no desire to ever go in one again. Honestly I don't have friends anymore and i'm not sure id ever want any again. Even if anywhere was worth going at 1:30am im not leaving my house at this hour. I just want some comfy telly to watch.

bed time for you.

need gf

just booked my monthly haircut and beard trim

posting the one she doesnt want me to post

>>215756881
why when no gf
I guess I have no energy drinks desu

Bit racist of the Nobel people to not give are Donald the peace prize when he single handedly stopped a literal genocide in the Middle East

>>215756843
GYATT

>>215756801
Fake bravado, when the time is boring and ongoing for them they are useless and they only use you for their hedonistic lifestyle.
That’s all they care for is what they could never have so they make up for it.
Any attention be good or bad from you they love.

atb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEvx20-F4fg

>>215756877
I got into poirot and watched every episode last year. It’s comfy as

>>215756844
I grant your wish I hope you moids ruin for such a pathetic reason to feel better about oneself

need a native american gf

You’re going to join the Young Conservatives

>>215756965
or whatever this post means

>>215756862
Where did you even get aids from fucking degenerate.

Need a violinist gf, maybe a cello player

>>215756965
ywnbaw

hopefully I dont have AIDS

on yhe olde diepio

>>215756974
Would shag the arse off the 4th one
Provided she's of age, of course

>>215756982
Nobody's got AIDS

>>215756995
It’s no longer a death sentence

>>215756968
just watched her latest vid, looks like she's blowing up now

>>215756992
sure mate, that’s meant for you isn’t it?
projecting little shit.

>>215757023
meltdown

reet lads proppa femanon ere like me which one of you lucky fellas wants me snapchat x

I looked into 80s aids. Do you realise how many thousands of times you have to shag without a condom to get it as the bummer? Even as a bummee, you need hundreds of loads dumped into your hole before you get infected. A simple condom prevents it, as does abstinence. What were these lads doing?

you're still considered an incel in the gay community if you're not taking PrEP

im not gay

>>215756978
yuhuh………

>>215757060
elaborate

Starmer must go

>>215757018
who is she

>>215757054
no im pretty sure you just get it either way if you get cummed in or they start bleeding
because its absorbed through the colon

>>215757034
love a meltdown me

>>215757054
some of these bummers shag hundreds of people a year it's mental

>>215757070
>mocha

Hillary Clinton looked like that?

>>215757082
disgusting uncultured imbecile
Hope you get a tranny operation in Thai, and while that wound is fresh and healing you get ruined by the very thoughts that you thinks.

>>215757089
yep you can install grindr and organise a shag within 10 minutes of making your account and im not exaggerating

She was cute

>>215757124
od'd on adrenachrome

she would get it

I love blogging.

so how's everyone

>>215757154
mee
tooooooooooooo

>>215757080
qt android engineer and also the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu3laL5VYdM

was thinking about ruby granger's tight arsehole lads
was just imagining my cock directly up her shitter
would die happy

>>215756936
I'll give it a go, thanks. Not really into detective shows but it hardly seems like one of these gritty dramas so popular over the past decade.

>>215757139
Just knew she liked women like fawcett, gives hope all the good looking queen and gay.

why are they like this
what went wrong

Listening to some music about ginger headed sailors
https://youtu.be/OYqjLk7dKz4

I have scabies

>>215757179
phones

they're calling him rorkeypop smallcock

>>215757172
It’s comfy tv
1930s clothing, art deco sets, the only ethnics I remember were one episode with a flashback scene to India, a couple of Jews hiding out in one episode, and one of the last episodes had a black character. I suppose the protagonist was Belgian if he’s to be counted

need a girl to put a pink ribbon on my cock with her vagina like they do with putting a condom on with mouth

>>215757179
we uncs used to have that too

>>215757257
that's fucking GROSS (yeah good shout)

>>215757257
tie a pink ribbon on that swc

oh the misery
everybody wants to be my enemy

>>215757273
wish i had access to their mythical super-high-budget wargaming simulations

not going to let you influence my thoughts about womenn

mental this

>>215756102
shed get it

They have made a captainess of the king’s guard. What a time to be alive
https://youtube.com/shorts/1BsZXi3zF9c

the outside smells so good in the early hours ^o^

>>215757317
they look like this in real life
I know that guy is married (wew lads) but they can actually get more disgusting

>>215757402
I’ve noticed that
It’s like the earth can finally exhale

>>215757423
sadly i am aware

>>215757427
:3

I love doing nothing
I wish I could live in a matrix pod and do nothing forever

>>215757317
Why are Brits like this holy shit

good night to the girlies and freaks

mad how gay i am

>>215757471
anon, i...

>>215757317
>>215757423
It’s a fetish
In their eyes a woman is a whole to be used and they fantasise about being used so they become caricatures of what they believe women should look and behave like.

>>215757471
ah yeah, big union jack on the wall there see

apparently NileRed is making videos again, 5 days ago
according to windows notifications!

>>215757485
Hole even

>>215757460
why

>>215757502
>>215757502
>>215757502
cheeky early

>>215757516
feels good

>>215757549
ok

>>215757505
poor man's RSS

>>215757571
could have a .html file as the homepage but I cant remember the last time I used the homepage even on opening a new tab

>>215756843
what's HER name

>>215757605
its a male...so

>>215757600
i got a newsboat set up so i don't have to fuck around with site accounts