Thread 215755775

Sea of virtual particles slipping in and out of reality Edition

Previous: >>215750463

first

first is the worst, second is the best

just made an egregiously bad post

>youtube is recommending oasis and coldplay
dumbass

>>215755735
Thanks for giving me your zoom number

>>215755782
per favore rispondi
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A3MjqgN

Do gypsies ever have regular jobs?

>>215755804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFW2uSCZ0uE

>>215755804
>his youtube doesn't recommend drifting
are u gay or something

punch your lights out hit the pavement that's what I call entertainment

quintessential women moment

ISWAP fighters came to the town of Tchika in Cameroon to warn residents from participating in the October 12 presidential elections, ISWAP, and IS in general, views democracy as a form of religion and social construct contrary to Islamic teachings.

https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A3MjqgN
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A3MjqgN
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2A3MjqgN
FIVE MINUTE WARNING

>>215755735
this looks good anon

>>215755964
clicked this and my computer started freaking out
think this is a virus and it downloaded a picture of candl

>>215755775 (OP)
You're vanishing into thin air, Jason. You might become transparent.

test

icles

Olivia Rodrigo :3

>>215755990
I tried to post the link of the video of the black girl accidentally shooting her cousin, but links to that specific website will auto ban you for 14 days
Luckily a Mod approved my appeal

The Bulgarian was carrying your dead general in the last few weeks. Without him it's so slow.

>>215756056
Nice bobbies

>>215756068
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you watched a regular police cam video on yt.

>>215756056
She's mid, nice body but below avarage face

I LOVE YOU, JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST, I LOVE YOU, YES I DO
I LOVE YOU, JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST, I LOVE YOU, YES I DO
AND ON THE LAZY DAYS, THE DOGS DISSOLVE AND DRAIN AWAY
THE WORLD IT GOES AND ALWAYS WAITS
THE DAY WE ARE AWAITING

I drop subtle blackpills to my dad all the time when he asks about me ever getting a girlfriend.

>>215756107
have you foidpilled him yet

I drop blackpill giga nukes whenever someone asks me about a girlfriend

>>215756068
what site?

>>215756136
A certain site relating to a specific kind of bird that shares its name with a fruit

>>215756126
You don't interact with anyone

alright you useless cunts, the votes have it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg9ksIrSyOY

My dad hates his wife and when her children from her previous marriage come over every other weekend he rents a hotel room to be away from them

>>215756142
Agricultural industry in New Zealand

>>215756146
Truth nuke

>>215756157
What an absolute abysmal state. I'd rather remain a stone cold incel than end up like that

>>215756165
correct

>>215756177
idk I mean he gets to spend every other weekend with his mistress, if he had less money I guess it would be bad

god I wish those were my balls

Old ppl love talking about death, that's like THE thing, one of the main ones, it's always like so so and died and have a stroke and have cancer etc

I hate being a social reject. I want to become incredibly successful and attractive out of spite and make sure that anybody who ever ostracized or neglected me learns to regret it.

Took my little brother to Rockford today for a medical appointment. And my god I have no idea how urbanites live in such places. It's crowded, people are rude and smelly, I feel like I'm going to get jumped whenever I enter a gas station.

niggas be like
"this gas station too scary"

>>215756255
they just view crimes being committed against them as normal.

stockholm syndrome

>>215756246
Most of the people who bullied you have already forgotten about you. Move on!

>>215756231
You like masculine women

just went to kiwi.com and nothing happened, i don't get it.

>>215756290
I threatened one with a knife I snuck into the bus, I doubt they forgot it

>>215756255
you're a pussy. it's not that complicated

It is satanism himself

>>215756304
put farms in the end and replace com with st
they banned it cause they hosted info on the jannys' dox after the ACK

what if there was a white nigga in the nfl that was faster than every black guy on the field - 6' 235lb - putting fucking receivers out of games aha with concussions on a regular basis

>>215756304
That's nothing unsual for an inner-city school full of black kids.

>>215756314
>Don't want to live in a smelly, crowded city where any random schizo could jump you for no reason
>lol pussy

>>215756323
this webm pops up next to the word 'ick' in the dictionary

>>215756295
not really, but she's a girly girl in an amazon's body

>>215756330
christian mccafery?

are you uglier or better looking than jason

or is jason the average /cum/ user

>>215756345
>lives in fear of a minuscule chance of being attacked
why are the the others not afraid? you're a coward

Rob. Van. Dam.

I'm like maybe one above Jason I'd say, depends imo but we're both like 5s

I hate myself and still think I'm more attractive than jason

first tallboy of the evening

Jason has negative canthal tilt

>>215756056
did her tits get bigger

>>215756381
Cause they are conditioned to think it's normal, plus don't want to be seen as racist. You see it all the time with white liberals who live in DC saying "bro the city is sooooo safe :), y'all just ra- *gets stabbed*

Jason is very average looking for a man from the rust belt.

you notice how every new american celebrity is latinx or black now

jason a good boy, he nevah hurt nobody

finna gonna melt if they dont have this canada post strike nonsense worked out by friday

smoking weed rn

god DAMN this truly sucks ass, its just fucking water with some juice elements

ohio isn't in the rust belt

>>215756323
Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.

How about Oguyo

>>215756507
oh but it is!

>>215756507
are you retarded, by chance?

Jason is the type of guy to fall asleep first at the party on purpose

>>215756507
I call it the bust belt because I live there and cum a lot

Justin Trudeau fucks Katy Perry. What a chad!

I could crush you all if we ever fought in real life

I feel like Chris Benoit when Eddie Guerrero died

>>215756541
yea but I own a gun and you don't

I'm the sort of guy who sits in a corner alone at a party and no one knows who invited him

Hey looking for a good time? ;)

>>215756541
i wouldn't resist

what is the difference between a mid-sized city, a big city, and a small town?

>>215756539
I call it the fent belt because of all the opioid addicts.

Do you want Jason to commit suicide for being a homosexual leftist traitor?

>>215756575
cant do that in a small town

>>215756577
Figure most of those are in commiefornia thoughever

watching anime

I always leave parties without saying goodbye to anyone.

>>215756581
I want him to realize that being an annoying cocksucker is morally wrong and stop doing it

>>215756603
sounds like something germoids would do

>>215756604
And if he doesn't stop?

>>215756581
i want him to die of natural causes, alone, wracked by regret for the path he chose
unless he changes his ways

>>215756622
There is no if, that's the way it is and always will be

>>215756565
I will never be invited to a party, but this is the exact reason why if I was, I would never go. Wtf am I supposed to do? Talk with normalfags about shit I don't care about?

>>215756549
I'd sneak attack you you wouldn't even see me coming I'm laughing just thinking about your face right before I body slam your ass lmao

>>215756599
All the addicts from the red states go there because they treat them like humans.

>>215756639
That's exactly what you're supposed to do but you can't right

I've just had this calypso it is fucking minging

>>215756600
same. im watching the pain arc rn

>>215756639
just get drunk, every autist says that helps them in social situations

>>215756639
You can grab a drink and play with your phone.

i want to fuck olivia rodrigo

>>215756639
You're supposed to put a lampshade on your head

>>215756641
You're retarded

I fucking love ham and cheese hot pockets

>>215756627
Is death in 5-10 years from accelerating aging and melting really natural causes? Dude looks 56.

ordered papa murphys

gonna be

DELICIOUS

>>215756712
Lonely people age faster because they are stressed all the time.

29 going on 56

>>215756741
thats why you do weed all the time

>>215756768
to be a stressed out tranny?

only the good die young

Better Ingredients Better Pizza Papa John's

Se envolver com mulher é dor de cabeça cedo ou tarde

>how is it going
how the fuck do I reply in a semi formal manner?

>>215756791
Fine

>>215756791
alright. how about you?

>>215756791
enk hargátov shu vrégov

>>215756789
I don't speak thirdie

>>215756323
imagine eating this good
>>215756466
>>215756481
hes based

gonna make myself a root beer float with Barqs. I usually prefer A&W, but the store was all out.

>>215756825
how about you float me a couple bones instead I'm going to miss rent

>>215756818
Portuguese and spanish are super mega white romantic european languages!!!! English is gay

>>215756818
Wrong thread doe

>>215756823
Was lurking /brit/ a bit today. It was full of normies talking about all the women they kissed while clubbing.
Grim.

>>215756876
how about you stay in that thread?

>>215756876
I thought you didn't post in /bra/

>>215756799
that takes too long to say...
>>215756794
I think hey expect some sort of reciprocation
>>215756810
what?

>>215756890
How about you suck on my dick and balls

>>215756848
Ay papi!

>>215756884
They don't go clubbing or kiss their partners in Germany?

>>215756896
kurva anyatók

>>215756896
no it doesn't

>>215756897
next op image

filtered germany yet again

im getting fat gotta clean up my act

>>215756911
They do.
But most Germanic people on 4chan are too autistic for that.

>>215756895
I filter it periodically not to mention I'm on only my phone right now

>>215756939
*kisses you*

Think Different

I might start using a VPN so that fag can't filter me.

Watching Rekt videos gives me a deeper appreciation of life

Filtered Germany again

The penis is what makes a man not a woman so the less of it you have the less you are a man and the more you are a woman. So I don't respect small guys less but I see them as more women than men

Filtering Germany might be the move

>>215756948
*gives you cold sore*

>>215756980
This I also fuck them in the ass

>>215756999
that's fucking gay, fag

>>215757026
me on the right

me on the right

>>215757026
Who can blame them? hating ugly people is natural

Thoughts on Smirnoff 100 proof vodka

>>215757048
it works

Vodka just tastes like water with alcohol.

you think you know me
*drumming noises*

Filtered Switzerland

>>215757026
guy on the right has negative canthal tilt

we are SO fucking back

Why are they the only ones that make a .17 hornet I don't want to pay 3k for a glorified rimfire just because it's from austria

>>215757026
I once picked up a pen of someone who dropped it, and she said "thaaaaaaanks" in the most annoyed and disgusted voice possible

>>215757088
How about you filter all US flags as well?

>>215757090
Incels BTFO yet again

>>215757117
That means you're sub5

its actually astounding how Gamefreak can make so many horrendous Mega evolutions

>>215757114
Just get a 22 what are you doing

Filtered Switzerland

>>215757131
ngl it's kina cute
>>215757146
I'm going on vacation to Rwanda in a few months. Pls don't filter me when I post

まとめたなら 細かく包んで
影をよけて ここまでおいで
ゆく先々 たどる道しるべ
たずね歩き ここまでおいで
朽ちた言葉 ねじられた言葉
沈む言葉 それでも綴れ
ひとつふたつ つらねつながれた
phonemeの列 意図 意味をもて
隠された マルコフの
最尤の名の下に

goddamn this shit SUCKS

>>215757175
your mom sucks

>>215757137
I have a .22, but I wanted something close to it but with a little more legs and the ability to reload it (.17 hornet is centerfire so it can be reloaded). Realistically I'd be better off wildcatting something or just building a custom rifle and cutting the chamber myself

>>215757009
Yeah, whatcha gonna do about it?

Name in Japanese is "Namae"

>>215757157
Nobody cares about that nigger. Might as well filter himself out of life

>>215757077
It tends to be more watery on the better side and more like nail polish on the bad side

the mother god doc is crazy lol

>>215757252
why do you know what nail polish tastes like

>>215757157
>rwanda
>vacation
But why

>>215757262
I'm gonna commit a genocide

>>215757262
I want to see the Gorillas
>>215757255
is that Nioh in the background?

>>215757255
Did they believe in chemtrails

>>215757215
He was 100% right. He told her not to touch it.

>>215757226
typhoon in japanese is typhoon

>>215757276
Put me in the screenshot

look at this little fucker

>>215757282
Very wise people.

>>215757103
it's been grey and rainy all day today
there are orange and yellow leaves everywhere and the grass has this nice dark green colour
big fan of autumn

>>215757305
this will be the first time its rained here in like 4 or 5 months

Anybody wanna have sex with me?

>>215757313
hi

>>215757313
Now you wanna have some sex?
I can't let you do that babe.
I just wanna squeeze and then I wanna leave.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Grab them butts and then them chests.
I could squeeze enough for a whole damn crew,
but I will not have sex with you.

>>215757312
it barely rains in edmonton too but it's not as bad as that

>>215757320
Day 16 of the shutdown and I still haven't been paid by donald duck, FUCK YOU AND FUCK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>215757326
stfu iglooboy, you get feet upon feet of snow

>>215757335
You're brazilian you don't get paid

>>215757255
Yes they believed in damn near everything

>>215757336
I don't like the snow, I like rain

>>215757342
As an Indian I deserve a h1b and a white girl

Any job givers can give me a job

>>215757346
Why are your nails painted

>>215757358
He is homosexual

>>215757358
I'm trans

>>215757357
sell me this pen

>>215757373
Same sister

>>215757381
*pick pockets your wallet and replaces it with a pen*

>>215757342
How did you meet your hot white girl?

will never understand people who take pictures of their food
such strange behavior

>>215757367
you're an unpleasant faggot

>>215757399
I'm Germanic girl only

comfy

>>215757358
I’ve got a vagina and a labubu

>>215757416
wow both your flag and your post have nothing to do with /cum/
fuck off retard

for me, it's the mountaineer

spinny...

>>215757416
Homeless people here in California would sell that shit, steal it from other homeless, or destroy them

>>215757420
shut up spinny

>>215757416
AI slop fake news.

>>215757409
No, really, how did you meet your girlfriend? Did she want talk to you?

>>215757438
dunkin donuts used to have a honey chicken biscuit that was so slop but so good
sad they got rid of it

>>215757420
How do I ask a woman out without looking weird?

>>215757450
I'm a KHHV

>>215757456
Sounds like something that would be made from chicken that comes out of a can

>>215757026
>>215757037
>>215757045
>>215757117
>>215757129
>t.

Not even the homeless are spared capitalism

>>215757473
it was a breaded chicken breast (but still lots of additives ofc)
t. worked at dunkin

>>215757420
tits or gtfo

>>215757448
who is spinny

When will additives be made illegal

>>215757500
stop eating so much pig

the word "labubu" pisses me off
LUH BOO BOO
fucking retards

>>215757504
Who is this?

I've been growing my hair out and my hair is straight then curls at the tips like some anime waifu with drills. I think I'm gonna have to cut it because this is not a good look on a dude.

>>215757500
Your breath and pussy probably smell terrible

>>215757470
what do you look like

>>215757504
LITERALLY me

>>215757501
never but they are restricted in countries that actually give (somewhat) of a shit about their people

Vagina owners have gyaat to have sex with me

praise donald trump

women should never eat or fart

>>215757509
I can’t I legitimately might start ozempic

Businesses idea: fart loudly anywhere and tell people you have bowel problems

>>215757527
Men own vaginas though, women don't own their own vagina
So you're asking women's husbands and fathers to fuck you

I have little bitch hands, they're probably smaller than your girlfriend's (if you had one)

>>215757521
yeah I don’t shower or brush my teeth

had an imaginary argument with a british person in my head and i won

>>215757556
send bobs and vagene

>>215757541
I want to marry you.

>>215757522
Here's a highly-detailed drawing of my appearance

>>215757547
If that's what your gay fantasies tell you

>>215757561
bodied that freak

>>215757561
tiddly wonka doodle innit!

>>215757574
Terry?

>trannoid
>immediately starts spamming selfies and looking for attention
dios mio it's like clockwork with these freaks

>>215757573
I already have a french boyfriend

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
He stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni

Just ran out of vitamin b1

women are dogs

>>215757594
Fuck off then, roastie!

>>215757587
I am a woman assigned female at birth and I still won’t fuck any of you

>>215757586
Yes
My phone broke so now I pc post

I'm too looksmaxxed for this low tier becky whore

can't tell if you're all trolling or genuinely can't help being weird towards women

>>215757614
prove you're not fat IMMEDIATELY

>>215757614
>dumb whore
>feels the need to insert her pussy at the first opportunity
very typical

>>215757608
no

>>215757614
I will rape you

>>215757622
it's a vocal minority
that just happens to comprise most of /cum/

>>215757472
No, really. How do you get an american white german girl that looks like lum as a girlfriend? thank you

>>215757634
Miller grove ahh post

this femoid is getting bodied

if we are going to blogpost then please r8 the guns my sheriff grandpa gifted me

Booyakasha! What's happenin me brodas

Let's stop discussing women and talk about more important things
discuss the contents of this webm

4chan whores are always funny because you know they're real bottom of the barrel
the self-aware ones usually go to crystal cafe

>>215757625
I’m not at the moment but I ran out of amphetamines so I’ll be fat again in a few months

>>215757657
Huge fan, have you used them at all yet?

>>215757660
cute little shit

>>215757660
Goat won.

>>215757657
Cowboy larping

>>215757658
hey honey

>>215757346
this pizza looks incredibly mid

>>215757675
how do you function off them otherwise?
i can manage without weed but it makes me stressed and i dissociate all day

>>215757692
he is a legit cowboy.

>>215757688
no I haven't. i don't have any land to shoot on and i don't feel like driving to a range. i really ought to though.

>>215757658
boop

Cowboys are the American version of medieval knights.

finna play some more dead space before i go to eep

>>215757691
Okay but who won in this instance?

>>215757665
>the self-aware ones usually go to crystal cafe
lmao imagine being THIS retarded

Lest discuss the killing and the raping

>>215757721
>>215757721
>>215757721

>>215757719
Turtle won.

>>215757702
I mean I don’t function, my boss asks what’s wrong with me and I can’t stop eating

>>215757722
regular women do not post here
cc is rife with trannies but it's also where the genuine femoids (eg. female 4channers) go

>>215757734
>proxynigger edition
no thank you

>>215757747
bruh i see hair on your claw get out of here troon

>>215757755
>>215757755

>>215757747
im burning thru money paying for rent and rosin carts
i REALLY dont want to have to move back in with my parents but im unemployed and the market is shit

>>215756056
SUUSUUUU

>>215757749
there's more real women on 4chan by a mile, retard

>>215757734
REMINDER TO NEVER USE BONG THREADS because half of us have bongs filtered because of mousenonce spam

>>215757346
I assume this was meant for
>>215757279

>>215757420
>labubu
Wut

>>215757500
Foid that used to post here. She seemed genuinely chill

>>215757501
Additives like what?

>>215757657
Henry and a marlin?