Thread 215757502

Edith Violet Pelham, Marchioness of Hexham edition

shame that black people are out shooting black rights activists and not white people calling for "white genocide". the wrong people are dying

>>215757502 (OP)
fatness aside James Corden's actually a good looking guy lads, aye?

>refill soda
>get arrested
such is life in the UK

I request a gf that looks like this

>>215757502 (OP)
NGL she looked pretty great in the latest film. She’s aged really well

>>215757618
she should let me have a go on her if not it's feminist terrorism

no energy drinks in 3 days
hope I get the night terrors tonight, which happened last time because of the loud noise in my head on top of the usual tinnitus. also have not had the heart palpitations in a few days while on alcohol

>>215757611
don't care lads just let me know so I can GOOOOOOON

>>215757643
>hope I get the night terrors tonight,
why

glad to see the government dealing with the big issues

I hate RNHS

>>215757601
Race mixing is bad.

loud noise and headache
and back of my neck is aching

>>215757656
no
never goon

any of you have some fun/interesting Welsh media i can coonsume to help my study's of the language? cheers lads

>>215757676
Maybe you’ve been hanged and this is all of the thoughts going through your head before everything stops

>>215757677
i WILL goon
you WON'T do anything about it

>>215757663
its the same nightmare every time but outside of the loud noise (even though the noise causing it has happened only one time) its too random. sometimes its nice sometimes it isnt

for me it's the out of india theory

>>215757672
TNWD

>>215757708
how can it be nice if its a nightmare

>>215757694
yeah I remember being 14 years old buddy

>>215757679
Twin Town
possibly the most welsh film ever made

>>215757713
the only thing "out of india" is the putrescent biomass

I’ve had a creature on all fours in my room before. It jumped on my bed and pinned me down

>>215757618
she has grown on me perhaps more than the other sisters
i am glad they finally gave some fan service in the film too after a tiny bit of undressing in the prior one

Thoughts on the Khazar Theory lads?

How Green Was My Valley

>>215757736
thx will check it out

>>215757725
a few times I have been rewarded with a lucid dream :3
I wonder if that is the success, falling back asleep but with enough being different for me to be lucid in it, all without actually waking up and daring to go back to sleep. even though it never happens back to back in the same night

>>215757738
mumberg twisted off the gin?

>>215757745
lol
The 4 other people in the cinema were all pensioners and I did wonder who the lingerie scene was for

you ever tried to have a piss with an erection?
doesnt go where you think it would

whats the female equivalent?
seat hovering?
had a gf once who did they weird thing when peeing, shed not sit on the seat, but slightly hover over the seat while crouching over it

>>215757679
lostprophets

is sex really that good?
One thing I hear about vaginas is how warm they are.
Is warmness that much of an asset?
Whilst ranking I've never had complaints about the lack of warmth of my hands, or their lack of moisture for that matter.

>>215757786
>slightly hover over the seat while crouching over it
it's common for women to do this in public restrooms

>>215757786
they do this because muh toilet seat gonorrhoea
which is fair. mental how good they are at cleaning toilets nowadays especially if your dick touches the bowl when you are pissing

>>215757786
have trained my femoid into doing this by pissing all over the seat

>Dr Aloaye Foy-Yamah
beautiful british name that

>>215757790
feels pretty good but i don't know how it makes people go crazy

>>215757790
idk. Every time I tried to have sex my dick lost its election as soon as I went to put it in. I feel like Jack sparrow jumping into the krakens mouth. which is quite ironic considering I love getting blowjobs which uses the mouth which actually has teeth, unlike a vagina...
perplexing

>>215757773
>The 4 other people in the cinema were all pensioners
same lol

might start squaring up to women

>>215757786
i cant piss with an erection and my piss never goes where i think it should

need a gf who half-wakes me up and rapes me

>>215757822
well there's the psychological agony of libido for one

I know all the countries. Do you?
There's only 195 according to the UN (this one includes Taiwan and Kosovo).
It's really not that much effort to learn such a thing about this world we inhabit.

Reckon anyone who doesn't know all 195 should be raped, respectfully.

>>215757810
classic
i used to not flush on purpose just to trigger her

bunch of gf Andys in chat

>>215757862
powerful post

>>215757758
helps them masquerade as european so i'm ultimately not a fan
and it's a misunderstanding of their history and the khazar history anyway

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuzari

>>215757790
pretty overrated
gets boring after a while
id rather just actually spend time with someone i enjoy being around, deepening bonds, maintaining relationships

another wank of shameful content was just had

>>215757909
>id rather just actually spend time with someone i enjoy being around, deepening bonds, maintaining relationships
that's what /brit/ is for

>>215757911
and the content?

while im offended by the womanly demand to put the lid down ive never ran afoul of it, as im quite perturbed by the thought of wet, e coli. laden shit particles flying onto my tootbrush

>>215757909
fucking faggot

hardmode: have a piss sitting down with an erection
dick slapping the inside of the cold bowl
splashback all up your legs and dripping down on the floor

>>215757674
don't care

>>215757926
tranny porn

Ian Watkins had his jugular cut by a rugby player who hates nonces.

>>215757926
wanking police over here snooping into peoples private lives. surely nothing could go wrong!

>>215757938
do you not keep your toothbrush in a container?
my electric toothbrush has a lid and a case
i disinfect it before putting it away

>>215757790
The thing is I grew up thinking I was ugly and that sex was sinful and when there’s a beautiful girl who wants me inside her, drawing me in with her legs, asking me to spaff in her - it makes me feel accepted and normal you know? Like I’m wanted. Feels pretty magical to me

>>215757995
>i disinfect it before putting it away
with what?
i dont use an electric toothbrush

plastic toothbrush. acetone. always

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1760233568720665.mp4
me on the right

me? needing to piss midway through a goon session
the piss burning as it dribbles out
the shame and disappointment after which disables further gooning
big toilet conspiring to thwart gooners

>>215758003
not him but I like that, and the connection, and being able to grow together :3

>>215758005
mouthwash mate, rinse your toothbrush head with mouthwash or that bacteria breeds

>>215758037
go to the doctors

Segghülye péterke miatt lehet tényleg meg lesz a 4/5-öd.
Bár most inkább a kétfarkúnak kéne 2/3, attól még hogy habozna a szájuk

>>215758064
big doctor conspiring to scam me out of time and money
i wont have it
not falling for it

OK the wank police was right in this case, so that means 100 innocent men must get fucked!

>>215758082
Mate what the FUCK is this?

just seen a post that violates US law

something to be said about polish girls
much more friendly, accommodating and feminine
they actually behave like women and not spoilt princesses

ok I shit myself in class SO WHAT that was 3 years ago just get over it. omg guys are we still talking about this?? stop being weird I had diarrhea ok?? stop laughing, its not funny!!

>>215758080
do you also have some pee left over when youre done peeing a lot of the time?
also the meds are free

>>215758123
>in class
FOY

just seen a yank announce a report

>>215758003
>>215758049
you're such benders you should shag each other

>>215758003
for me it's having a fit bird bouncing on my willy whilst I hold her beautiful tight flat tummy and just admire it
or shagging her on her back with her peng soles and toes in my face
pure ecstacy
shame i rarely get to experience it

>>215758147
get him janny

you absolute wankmuffin

>>215758121
why do poles say they're all horrible slags then

>>215758082
seek help

>>215758123
>diarrhea
FOY

cor remember that reall long catheter on a flat chastity cage phoar
they should make those elute silver

>>215758121
Slavic women are like that. Some of them are absolute angels.

UIDs should be made out of silver, and platinum!
even though it doesnt work like that I still think it is cool

getting car tires put into my earlobes

>>215757502 (OP)
>>215757618
By far the hottest of the three, although the blonde maid chick was the best.

some of you cunts are so strange man what the fuck is that canadian image

>>215758161
polish men tend to treat their women like shit, same with russians
all polish girls ive met wont go near polish men (or blacks)

need a femboy trans to run his cock with testosterone passionately

morning you flamboyant french homosexual

to rub his cock off to completion (to deplete his cums) passionately

>>215758229
pardon?

>>215758159
you bloody cockwaffle
you absolute shitting jizzcrumpet

Mad how some 70 IQ Bedouin camel shaggers zergrushed the Middle East 1400 years ago and it just wiped out all the ancient civilisations there and the region has been an irredeemable backwards shithole ever since

>>215758245
this but with my mouth
i want to feel it grow in my mouth
i want to feel the quivering and spasms of pleasure as i caress his tummy and thighs with my hands while my mouth is filled with with love popsicle

>>215758265
you creamy goonflake

>>215758200
the sad thing about anna is knowing that such women do not exist in this century

(i mean, maybe, but they're probably farmer's daughters being locked away and are outside of my feasible age range at this point anyway)

>>215758289
you've ripped it

>>215758283
ktim when I was a horny bicurious teenager
would still like to suck a willy but I don't think I could ever live with myself afterwards

genuine non racebait question
back in like roman times would people care if you had ancestry from a different tribe

would people say
>he's not really roman, his grandad was a dacian
or whatever

>>215758289
good post

>>215758306
yeah
got called a scythian horse shagger and told to fuck off back to the steppe once whilst i was being shagged up the arse in the bath house

>>215758302
KTIM but I am a squirrel or a rabbit and I wonder what goes on in my mind
how they think to pick up the bowl and try to look inside it again for food while its on its side

>>215758302
its just natural mate
the ancient greeks and romans did it and they were the pinnacle of manly macho men and it was of course not gay, just male romance
ill let you try mine, its clean shaven and j moisturise it to keep it soft
youll love the feel of it in your mouth
ill even guidenyour movements in a strictly plutonic fashion
no homo

>>215758338

horse

Sir Kuntquiche Spunkflannage

Sucking on a xylospongium

>>215758341
?

>>215758306
of course
discrimination has always been a thing and always will

>>215758338
>source: came to me in an ancestral dream

This thread is really quite comfy in the early morning

>>215758372
blow their head ouf with an abrahms claymore

>>215758389
bit gay though isnt it

>>215758400
well that's what's comforting rorke

yes.... don't go to church tomorrow... good lad

>>215758389
no BE flag
no polshits (they all live with mummy so its bedtime at midnight for them) racebaiting
it used to be a bit worse at this time when there were certain yanks posting

>>215758351
Afterwards discourses on the humanities can be spoken in latin and greek

>>215758415
no belgian flag, no polshits, no gimmicks, no mongs, just people actually making conversation
it nice

>>215758415
i am the most racist man on /brit/

that said, i don't talk about that stuff unless some scrote starts it

need this (without the makeup shit but idc)

cronem

>>215758441
nice try nigga

>>215758450
hi

OH N…

neither of the cuckle brothers posted all day
actually i think zledy posted early this morning

>>215758459
kill yourself

>>215758474
why

the cucks have been scared away
the fresh gimmicks are returning
/brit/ is healing

>>215758470
maybe heathermong killed himself like he said he was going to do

>>215758470
the Be flag was posting earlier yes
he did get banned and told to kill himself yes, and this does make it weird that they use the single word posts to "hold it over the head" fo the entire thread, basically saying "I am going to shit up the thread and ruin it for everyone else" - especially when they do it just after people are saying how nice the thread is

>>215758441
crazy how you use the single word posts to try and be a threat to anything other than the thread and everyone in it being happy, when the effect that you have when you do this (which you do every day when you eat shit) is getting told to kill yourself then getting banned, being ignored by the entire thread and filtered by 99% of it

but really i think they might have genuinely gotten scared after i started revealing certain details about them

i do hope they post their suicide notes here before they go through with it though

>>215758497
>>215758512
FOY MEG

>>215758529
dunelm

>>215758488
we can only hope
>>215758497
the be flag is used by people posting on the nonce botnet when there's no UK flags lol, it auto assigns it
As for the single word posts, I think they're mostly just taking the piss. Neither of them can resist the urge to completely derail the entire thread.

>>215758512
dont meltdown lad was only joking cause you mentioned him xx

your imagination is grim. your internal word is grim. your headspace is grim. you are evil
my last post about it. I dont want to be the problem with the thread (you are the problem and wont be enabled), much less before I go to bed

>>215758542

and they do pay $20 a year (per IP or whatever), (to post on 4chan) to get told to go kill themselves and get banned and be filtered by 99% of the thread. they pay not only to post on 4chan but to be filtered and ignored, reported and banned

Me and 190 really the last ones left.

verbal diarrhea

Right, well what’s set Toby off then?

>>215758564
hiiiiii Canada!

>>215758547
these guys sound like some bad hombres

>>215758569
literally a single word

>>215758558
it's fucking pathetic

shes so beautiful

>>215758580
sc
cronem

>>215758558
funny thing is they obviously don't use the botnet and hn is very poor at samefagging, that is why it was so easy to find him

ok

>>215758612
bunner

mental how the eye is staring back

>>215758624
fuck up

toby melty

Oh? You say it's declined?
Huh? You say it was declined?
Oh, shit. Try my mastercard.
Yeah. I got money on my mastercard ^_^

There are at least 4 leafs who post here regularly.

>>215758641
All me

>>215758638
im a ponewhore

I also realized this week that r9k freaks probably reply to every post with their signature/catchphrase because you can quote a different post in a different reply with a same message and itll be unique. maybe it works that way over there too

>>215758649
heh
i like the ponies

>>215758645
Why did you turn off your Nova Scotia flag?

>>215758637
space bunner snuffling for sky carrots

>im a ponewhore
kek me too

I used "pone" first here btw I invented it just so u know

Do wish we could enable flags for region

>>215758678
you can >>215443629

>>215758580
they remind me of the mcnugget characters or goomba

naruto moves on grey squirrels

>>215758693
tldw whats de big iodea?

fill grey squirrels up with lead and put them in the US helium resrves bunker

>>215758667
Not him :D

catch half or all of the grey squirrels and start culling the outside greys to reduce their population twice, and use the captured grey squirrels to inbreed them to the point of where they are two generations from being sterile and release them all at the same time or in stages

There is a blond squirrel who lives in my neighbourhood.

fill grey squirrels with dirt

>>215758717
idk I haven't seen this one

why is tv always full of schizo spammers
jannies are really slacking there

train grey squirrels to kill and eat other grey squirrels

>>215758759
ok thanks so much for posting

>>215758691
doesn't bring up the pop up
annoying because 4chan x works

also wondered if AIDS is more transmissible via blood or semen if youre injecting it into someone where the site of injection is their balls
if its cum then they can battle the host cum
if blood however they may trigger an immune response (even though the balls are immunoprivileged) and they find CD4 cells coming to get them (CD4+T)

>>215758781
perform AIDS experiments on grey squirrels

>>215758787
they have squirrelpox unfortunately

wrap plastic bottles in tape and half-bury them filled with metal balls and carboxylic acid and water

transgender squirrels

Bit gay how Desert Sessions 1-8 aren't on spotikike

>>215758808 in the grey squirrel park

sexy squirrels in fishnets lifting their tails up for one more nut before winter

furious

get me grey squirrels and a scalpel
a can of computer duster and a tiny cpap mask
and lidocaine!

>>215758841
whats got your goose this time champ

me and the squirrel gf chillin in the hollow of an old tree stump

put grey squirrels in hyperbaric chambers with a tube going into them through a seal into the grey squirrel with a bike pump on the other end

I take it grey squirrels means jews right?

first time i've ever seen a speedrunner that doesn't look like a complete freak

what pushes someone like this to spend hours playing mario as fast as possible

fill grey squirrel lungs with aerogel and wrap them in carpets and throw them in a river

>>215758818
slsk lad

>>215758876
meth or simply being white man

>>215758883
bit harsh

>>215758844
what happens if you do this

tie grey squirrels by the feet and swing them overhead until their blood is all in their brain. then blow their head up in competitions to see hwo can make the most blood splatters. breed them for this competition

>>215758897
I've got them somewhere ripped from cd its just very silly is all

>>215758910
ovariectomies after chopping off some squirrel fingers (from a sacrificial squirrel) to go measure around the abdomen

mix bleach and ammonia "in" acetone and cyanide (so it smells like nuts) in the grey squirrel park

Don't like the grey squirrel posting
Only a sick mind would relish in it

>>215758956
I should be allowed to practise surgery on grey squirrels if they dont suffer and with analgesic so if they do wake up they feel no pain until I snap their neck

I had pets as a kid and didnt harm or kill them
this is just that there are infinite greys and they are a problem. its basically two bords with one scone

but I have seen and heard a lot of rabbits dying from chemical pest control as a kid

>>215758956
i am starting a petition with parliament to have mousey put down

start a petition with parliament to have all grey squirrels put down

chocolate rain
some are safe and others are still grey

4AM thats bedtime

Sleep tight :)

>>215759082
:)

doing a shiver

just did a blue velvet rewatch. that's my favorite flick from are dave. Love the glimpse of lisa rossellini's bush

>>215759100
would you like to come and warm up with me :3

why are gay wanks to peng on weed?

>>215759115
*snuggles up to you*

>>215759122
?

>>215759176
sorry meant to send that to my mate on discord

Have you ever shagged a muslim woman?

>>215759195
yes

i want it
i got it
you like my hair
gee thanks
just got it
i see it
i like it
i want it
i got it

People queuing to buy beer in London on 1 May 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic

Where can I talk and get feedback to the character.ai based erotica and JOI audio files l'm creating?

>>215759239
sort your life out and get off the porn

>>215759249
l work and have a gf its just for fun

>>215759249
why are you up at half 4 senpai

>>215759239
the /b/ poo aids anus thread is very good for this topic

>>215759285
>poo aids anus thread
glad to hear its still going

>>215759280
nightshift toil

mad how gay i am

>>215759340
you can always become straight

>>215759316
comfy

woke up haven't i

>>215759316
it's the weekend

some yall aint never spent the night in Kingston upon Hull, and it shows

>>215759361
someone's got to do those shifts

>>215759371
l've been to Kingston upon Thames

>>215759347
no i can't

guys, my period just hit fml

>>215759406
gay boys

>>215759409
you can chicken x

>>215759413
desperate for attention ya? little gay queer

teeth and lips are all fluffy from olive oil

>>215759443
`some attention would be nice yeah, could also do with a bath and some grapes with cheese iyknwim

>>215759443
mikey?!!
tell me i'm a faggot

>>215759406
any videos of them shagging?

>>215759456
NOO YOURE MEANT TO BE MAAAD and get annoyed and then i call you gay for being annoyed

>>215757971
Wew just saw this on the BBC. Same place Reynhard Sinaga is held

rorke come get yer da he's had enough

>>215759488
im not much of an arguer, waste of time innit

sputtering

Consuming GALLONS of CIA propaganda and enjoying it. Enjoying this info war era.

>>215759406
heh boys will be boys

>>215759490
Also Sidney Cooke, who is somehow still alive

>>215759509
i think these shirts would be cool without that stupid arrow logo

Here we are then, a town called hypocrisy

I love America. I don't want Rome to fall, but if it does. IF. I want the Visigoths to be sexy lovely tranniessssssssss

>>215759701
I hear your cities are warzones and the army is having to put down violent armed resistence

got a blanket on my head

>>215759701
you need psychiatric help

>>215759701
Patriot.

>>215759710
meanwhile ours are being run by police-sponsored gangs and the army is doing nothing

>>215759725
are you my dog

>>215759725
roaring at this

No but seriously the CIA stuff is barely hidden. I like it. Because the fact of the matter is, for grocery stores with loads of edible foods in them to exist... there's a lot that goes into that fellas, both logistically and geopolitically.

Got the sad music from spirited away stuck in my head and it's making me melancholy

>>215759749
NEED kier to ban Antifa to clean up these streets

Bottom of my laptop screen is all liney and flickering. Now, it used to be if I pressed my thumb on the lines, they'd go away. But here's the thing. That's not working any more.

>>215759792
was on about wogs mostly, antifa doesn't 'run' anything really they're just whipped up on command when the proles start getting too loud
https://homelandparty.org/news/counter-protests-exposing-sitting-mps-and-union-bosses/

>>215759752
>>215759758
just being comfy you foul niggards

>>215759809
look mate l'm just shitposting l dont care

the most biomass image you've ever seen

>>215759810
who the fuck are you yalking to

>>215759818
why are you using 1 instead of I

>>215759845
that's right fatty

>>215759850
its a L l just do it out of habit so l dont have to hit caps lock

any sluts in

>>215759861
utterly bizarre

Oh fuck guys, this is so funny. I was feeling kind of nauseous there for a second, but then. LOL. Then I remembered that I was using 6mg ZYN instead of 3mg ZYN.

hellosy

>>215759935
hi pumpkin

>>215759953
hey
no pumpkins

>>215759989
why not

the

Any big niggas in

>>215760054
>>215760054

watching kung fu panda again

>>215760098
its not the best film of all time