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>>215757882
me and you, we the real niggas of /cum/

is it just me or do.brits have a werid obsession with garbage bins

>>215759222
Elaborate

The antibiotics for my armpit are already helping

this is the one

>>215759281
Can I lick your armpit

>>215759281
Why do you need antibiotics for your pits

we're in here

ここだ

This thread? It's the one.

Cousin invited me to take me to gym, I don't want to, I know she feels sorry for me and wants to take me out of my shell.

If you haven't fully looksmaxxed to your genetic potential then you are a fakecel

gonna piss then really lock in, Im still not drunk

>>215759318
im looksmaxxing beyond my genetical potential. im gonna get surgeries and fillers

>>215759323
>ugly people bad

>>215759305
Have some weird cellulitis bump that hurts like hell

>>215759318
redpilling is copecel fakecel in the face of a blackpilled rotchad

>>215759327
hideous thirdie freaks = bad

There is so much work involved in dating and maintaining a relationship, I don't even want to try it. I genuinely don't want to talk to women or for them to talk to me. I don't understand when anons with no confidence complain about not being able to get dates-- I wouldn't want that date in the first place. Sitting in front of a pretty girl and trying to make conversation is a pure nightmare to me.

>>215759345
I don't care about dating or relationships or whatever I just want to fuck women and play with them

gimme some drinking songs

think i'm just going to surf around on the tv tonight. i know it's a terrible waste of an evening, but i'm just not feeling good. very tired and sad. hoping it will help me fall asleep, and maybe tomorrow i can try again.

ugly people are bad and i'm ugly
we could have had eugenics but nooooo the suffering must continue!

It's just over for me, I foresee complete isolation in my future

>>215759364
this is like 50% of all men honestly. then there's like 20% who also want someone to look after them and do their laundry. then there's another 30% who want to have a family and raise kids and stuff.

majority of men are really programmed to be hunters and warriors, not child rearing domesticated husbands.

>>215759327
lots of this are fixable, it's really just that he doesn't give a shit and (perhaps even more surprisingly) nobody in the establishment thought to find some image consultant or similar.

>>215759382
>>215759318

>>215759376
i dont have but here's a pic for you

>>215759376
encouraging or discouraging?

Io posto qui

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDO3Nup4H-k
new content cop

I am trailer trash. I am autistic. I am bipolar. I used to think all of this was holding me back. But eventually I came to understand that I can thrive in any environment. The only thing that holds me back is my own laziness. I always do just enough to succeed and nothing more. I make big plans about what to do next then I don't follow through with them.

>>215759389
encouraging, obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WnUDYgnY8

>>215759394
Who?

>>215759364
I wouldn't find that fulfilling on its own

Just watched an interview with Cilian Murphy about his role as Tommy Shelby dudes not even English he's itish

>>215759396
You are Filipino

i get my procrastination from my mother

doxxed award

>>215759378
I'm rooting for you anon

My mom told me I'm handsome and should be confident around girls

>>215759417
don't care, didn't ask

I deserve to be the most miserable person in the world

i'm trans

>>215759408
Do you think there are trailers in the Philippines? Guess again.

>>215759439
Sorry that's seats taken

>>215759439
Sorry bud but I'm keeping the title until I croak

>>215759450
Proxys are against the rules

>>215759439
>>215759454
have sex and make each other happy

https://youtu.be/THMGdN7BjbY
I wish there were less beeps and bloops in this song but I still like it

>>215759452
>>215759454
Die nigga

>>215759446
We know we can ywll

Haven't had a useful email in years

>>215759412
Important
>>215759412

eating pumpkin pie

>>215759464
*sends you a rootkit*

dont say I never did anything for you, babe

someone please talk to me about the blue corpse lady in love has won

>>215759470
I'm on a diet

You know, we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy

>>215759470
fuck I forgot those existed
gonna ask momberg to buy one

>>215759476
did you say corpse bride? damn that bitch fine

Reckon I could rizz women by saying I listen to molchat doma

if you're miserable you're probably a repressing trans, come out of your egg

>>215759455
I would never use a proxy

>call a black person "black"
>they're proud of it
>call a brown person "brown"
>they chimp out
What causes this?

>>215759493
NOOOO I'M A ROMAN CONQUISTADOR HYPERBOREAN YOU STUPID MUTT

>>215759480
ive been more than a little crazy for a long time and it doesnt do you much good

>>215759489
The answered to sadn sas isn't mutilated ing yourself

Only thing coming out of my egg is spunk into your mom's ass

I SEE YOU DRIVIN' 'ROUND TOOOOOOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVE
AND I'M LIKE,
"FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU" (OOH-OOH-OOH)
I GUESS THE CHANGE IN MY POCKET WELL IT WASN'T ENOUGH
I'M LIKE,
"FUCK YOU AND UH
FUCK HER TOOOOOOO"
SAID IF I WAS RICHER, I'D STILL BE WITH YA
HAH, NOW AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT?

I wonder if I lived in another era if I'd be successful or if I'm genetically predetermined to be a failure in any era

>>215759455
Just a hand pic is not enough so I looked for an object that ties me to this place

>>215759501
Not listeless incel anime watcher crazy, I'm talking another kinda crazy
Seal himself said it many moons ago

>>215759493
I think calling them black is now dangerous too, they currently like the term "Person of Colour".

Call them a coloured person just for kicks and see how long it takes for cops to arrive.

>>215759511
banger

>>215759417
looks like a cool guy with a qt gf to me. The resume with the soyjak is funny though

>>215759518
of course
the question is, what is the best time to be a failure?

Rescued catberg from being stuck on the roof she repaid me by scratching my chest and back while I was carrying her down

>>215759527
>they currently like the term "Person of Colour".
Nobody says that except white liberals trying to bend over backwards

I'm about to start a coup at work I'm finally making my power move and it's gonna be hilarious

>>215759492
I would. But it's pretty hard to do it while phone posting.

>>215759527
What is this organ called?

Be kind

>>215759535
Well I don't talk to black people so I'll have to assume you're right.

>>215759538
literally down on my knees praying for you my nigga

I asked ChatGPT something and it casually dropped my location in its answer then I was like how do you know where I am it doesn’t even relate to my question and it goes sorry you’re right I don’t actually know where you are lol

>>215759523
okay then

>>215759546
Probably you asked it something related to your location in another convo, and that convo was stored in memory

>>215759541
Hutt folds

>>215759541
Babs Uvula Who

Google it

>>215759545
There will be some money for you too, Ciro

>>215759559
No!
Here’s a kiss for you anyhow

>>215759527
I had an indian lady that looked like this as my physical therapist after I broke my wrist. She was clearly quite sensitive about her weight

Wouldn't wish being a teenager on anybody, being an adult even less

I seen with this company 11 years and the wAy they're running this site is all fucked up
I'm finna boutta drop the bomb on these lightweight amateur hour cucks.
Se,. I've the ear of our District Manager, I been here longer than she has and all hell is about to break lose

>>215759597
typa nigga to start ww3

>>215759592
>labor makes things
>money buys things
>you can make money without doing labor
>this is fair
how do you justify this?

>>215759467
>>215757856
is that a fat tranny or a fat woman (spinster?)

Being a teenager is even sadder though because that's when you start learning about the horrors of being alive and your body and soul get corrupt inside and out

>>215759597
Same, when does the real life that doesn't suck start?

>>215759421
thank you.

>>215759601
who the fuck lasts 11 years at one company nowadays? all the cool kids job hop.

Brazilian is getting on my nerves
Stfu bruuuhhh

>>215759608
midfoid or someone pretending to be her

Day 2/90 NoFap complete

>>215759527
There is literally no difference between "people of color" and "colored folks"
Niggers get mad when you say nigga even though they call each other it all the time, and it's literally just nigger with an accent

Decorated for Halloween

>>215759623
I've been getting steady raises every year, I know what side of the bread is buttered
Plus I'm more senior than the head honchos, I writey own ticket in this bitch

>>215759624
I like him

>>215759606
Worse yet a man who does back breaking labor that creates a lot of value, something actually useful, earns less for it than some people who just sit on their ass doing nothing. Like the landlords extracting a large chunk of what he earned from his labor.

>>215759553
KEK

my dog ate a toddler

>>215759638
What if I called you spic, would you get mad?

Fuck Timmy gon do?

>>215759642
lovely

>>215759646
I get payed decently well at least. 120k/year as a millwright which is more than some people with degrees get

EVERY MISTAKE THAT I MAKE
I COULDN'T HAVE MADE WITHOUT YOU

>>215759646
Its always been like this
In feudal times it was lords sitting on their ass collecting tithes

I shiver when I poop

AI is stupid and boring at this point, it's reached a plateau and will just be utter garbage from this point forward.

>>215759614
If this is what's running through your mind as a teenager you have fucked up big time. You want to experience true existential horror? Wait until you reach your late 30s. The regret you will feel for wasting that time in your life will be absolutely massive. Ask me how I know.

>>215759672
Tithes are for the church

>>215759646
>We find the same situation in the economy. On the one hand, the battered remnants of production and the real economy; on the other, the circulation of gigantic amounts of virtual capital. But the two are so disconnected that the misfortunes which beset that capital – stock market crashes and other financial debacles – do not bring about the collapse of real economies any more. It is the same in the political sphere: scandals, corruption and the general decline in standards have no decisive effects in a split society, where responsibility (the possibility that the two parties may respond to each other) is no longer part of the game.

RIP

https://youtu.be/gZUKzcBA5Ck

Remarkably few chud melties today on /cum/

>>215759685
Semantics, you know what I mean

>>215759689
Vaffanculo

Topo Chico

>>215759687
/mu/ was fun today

This threads been fucking dead all day
I know I was in it at work
This site sucks on the weekend

>>215759669
that's great money

Knowledge corrupts, innocense is the paradisical happy existence, I get what those abrahmic niggas were on about

>>215759706
I wasn't expecting to make a bunch of chuds have meltdowns about Charlie Kirk in threads about a dead pedophile before I went to sleep. It was quite satisfying. Not as satisfying as the knowledge that Ian is gone though.

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of Tricky Dicky
Is going to Mother Hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope
Oooh oh

Ultimately, we are all dead already

>>215759417
We should nuke tel aviv THOUGH

John Lennon beat his wife!

There's no one I would be surprised if they killed themselves, I'm always ready for it

I always read the Wikipedia page after watching a movie. you never know what you missed

>>215759735
Its a theme in many mythologies and religions
The story of pandoras box in Greek mythology is similar to the Adam and Eve
Curiosity and self consciousness bring misery
I think Freud said something similar how we subconsciously want to return to primordial infancy, and so we seek out destruction and activity (the death drive) in an attempt to return to the primordial state
O algo

>>215759772
he didnt mean it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb7qbIQ_Q3Y

>>215759788
Are you sure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzHXtxcIkg4

>>215759714
It's Thanksgiving Weekend in Canada so a lot of Anons are probably spending time with their families or their gf's families.

>>215759797
Isn't this a Paul song

A TRVE ROMAN EMVROR

>>215759808
>It was written primarily by John Lennon, though credited to Lennon–McCartney.

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
ABOUT MY LIFE

Even the dumbest leader knows , you MUST pay the troops

>>215759814
They need to earn those pay cheques, send them to Israel to fight.

>>215759835
Why?

I need to piss like a race horse

>>215759829
whats up buttercup

>>215759853
Don't want to fuck around and get couped

i dont believe in hitler

>>215759875
His views were quite disagreeable, yeah

alright ladies, time to call dibs on which princess you want to be.
princess of the ocean?
princess of the forest?
princess of candyland?
for me?
i call dibs on princess of light, to bring hope and joy to all.
and you?

>>215759875
He would have believed in you Anon. He'd have wanted what's best for you.

momberg is getting old

>>215759917
does she need a man

Think I'm done with picking my nose and eating the boogers.

>>215759917
not too old for muh dikk

tell her to bounce on it crazy style, she throwin it back

>>215759875
Hitler lives on inside each and every person much like the holy spirit

>>215759923
Yeah do you know one?

>>215759931
bodied that freak

where are the messssicans?

I'm high rn

>>215759948
No you're not

I'm high on life

>>215759963
are you mr. messsican?

this is the...5th? goon of the day?

>>215759975
I'm high on dude gang weed

>>215759929
I've heard people argue that Hitler was the second coming of Christ and humanity killed him again, which is why Jews were able to take over the world following WW2.

It's just a theory though, I don't think they have much proof for it.

>>215759917
Old pussy is better than no pussy

The tantalizing smell of shit is in the air

>>215759336
I've been saying that for years

the devil is a liar

>>215759376
https://youtu.be/qtTJMTbR6Lg?si=DS5DfnCgeaxotVp5

Are girls into molchat doma

What is a Jutt
Is it a Saudi?

>>215759975
im hung over on life

>>215760000
quads of truth

>>215759829
new linkin park song?

>>215760012
Fish are so dumb just swim to where the water is colder
Makes me mad just thinking about it

>>215760012
i hope California bursts into flames and everyone there dies, it would be a net improvement for America

>>215760033
californias better off without america than america is without california

>>215760030
the sharks are waiting for them there

>>215760033
rude

>>215760033
Patriot.

>>215759376
https://youtu.be/RKajmeA5wB0

>>215759976
Si

I'm too high class to participate in vulgar humor
On occasion I have a modest chuckle enjoying sunday cartoons in the newspaper, but none of this foul mouthed nigger talk for me, no sir

What is drain gang

I used to think the Mormon church was Disney world growing up

>>215760072
in a lot of ways it is

>>215760012
This is fine

>>215760045
sharks aren't real dumbass

if you like booze pick up a bottle of calvados for the autumn, its an apple brandy made in normandy and is my favorite spirit, very cozy

The whole world is ending, it's fine though I'll be dead soon

>>215760085
false

>>215760080
Really makes you think

>can't get any new fucking bourbon in my FAGGOT cunt because of politicians being losers

If I didn't have a texas mickey of Jack Daniel's stashed at my parents house I'd be pretty upset.

I have bourbon sitting next to me but no reason to drink it

>>215760090
people always say the world's going to end, but it doesnt.

>>215760110
Same here, I want to drink it but I'm a pussy

>October 2025
>This is still the best album of the year

>>215760092
I wouldn't worry about them.

Remember the early 2000's when women were putting wine bottles in their asshole and doing headstands to get drunk faster? Girl named Heather did that at a high school party I attended and ended up in the hospital because they thought she was shitting blood but it was just red wine but she was too drunk to explain and no one could have guessed she'd stuck a wine bottle in her ass.

>>215760121
why are you looking at games from last year

>>215760113
Even if it doesn't end I expect chaos and upheaval in my lifetime. Everyone from the boomers on is complacent because they didn't live in such conditions. They'll be in denial right up until the moment it starts and even for sometime after.

>>215760113
Except this time it's real and not some gay ass spic calendar nonsense

I don't drink American liquor anyway

>>215760130
life and death dont matter
none of this matters
we want some sort of end to make a death meaningful, but we dont deserve even that reprieve.

upheaval ain't the world ending
lotta people gonna die though

my sharkies :(

>>215760127
I don't know man that's just what google gave me I don't follow sports but I wanted the joke to work

>>215760137
because you don't like it or because your elbows are too high up to grab any?

>>215760120
Is that Kanye? I might listen to it if he actually releases an album. But at the same time, I have zero interest if he’s gonna be using AI and rapping about sucking off his cousin and killing himself.

do you allow yourself to cry?

>>215760192
only if i get run over by a cop car

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760144759828369.mp4

>>215760192
Full-blown crying? Very rare. But I do get teary-eyed and emotional pretty often.

>>215760180
Even if he isn't doing any of that retarded shit it's still not going to be any good. His collaborators that made his work what it was have fucked off. Without them he makes garbage like those Vultures albums. I cringe every time I see someone put him on a "best rapper" list. Nobody puts Dr. Dre or P Diddy on a best rapper list. I doubt Kanye has ever written a rhyme in his life. That's not to say he has never made good music but outside of his early production work that's always been a team effort.

>>215760180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgB6wJ0mYY

>>215760209
Yeah I agree. His real talent was being an Executive Producer and putting together a superstar team to make great projects. Which Kanye album do you consider his last truly great album? I say it’s TLOP.

Gilbert Gottfried

finna make ramen

>>215760227
For me College Dropout to Graduation is what I really cared about. I stopped caring about his music with 808s and Heartbreak, which I not only hated but I hate everything it has influenced too. If I could sum it up in one word it would be this: gay.

forgot about something
can't remember what

>>215760192
yes

>>215760268
That’s fair. Those first three albums are great. But I like the later stuff too. MBDTF is a very nostalgic album for me. It was huge when I was in high school.

i have GOT to stop beating off to disgusting pornography

You guys must be really attractive, I don't get how all of you have hot white girfriends and I can't even catch a fucking cold, how do you get a hot white girl?????????????????

>>215760309
i’m a truecel dumb bitch

>>215760197
Bet that loser will think twice about running from police now

why the fuck is youtube recommending me bob marley, I hate reggae

>>215760313
So, does this happen to YOU in YOUR cuntry?

>>215760309
idk I haven't talked to white girls since myspace was a thing. I could only tell you how to get brown girls.

>>215760315
Running? That nigga will be lucky to walk again.

I wanna take a fucken shit out my dick with my balls

>>215760333
Mas eu sou ariano e alemão

>>215760323
no a brazilian has never told me im not aryan. they mostly tell me obrigado for giving them 5 stars after the uber ride

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE
AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS
WHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISIN' ODDS
ISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHT
UPON A FIERY STEED
LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND I TURN AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEED

I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FAST
AND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT
I NEED A HERO
I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE MORNING LIGHT
HE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE
LARGER THAN LIIIIIFE

Donde esta la Coca Cola carbon ?

>>215760325
>tell you how to get brown girls.
How? Do you have to be a swaggering felon with gold chains o algo?

What is your most trusted source of information?

my hairs really ugly rn. i want to change it but i have an appointment soon and need to wait

>>215760363
Fables and parables, intuition, and common sense

>>215760363
/pol/

>>215760363
dreams and gut feelings

>>215760363
Eu nunca votaria em morena, vou votar na branquela, thank you

Mi matungo

>>215760363
/cum/

BYU won

>>215760363
/cum/

>>215760363
El Cártel de Sinaloa

>>215760357
You just show up in their country and be a white guy with at least 6/10 looks. Don't act like an asshole. Assert yourself with them and make it clear what your intentions are. People on the internet will tell you they're all whores that will throw themselves at you but that's not actually true most of the time. In cases where it is true enjoy the ride but do not gf or wife a whore.

I had only 1600 calories today but then my roommates came back from some party and gave me leftover cheesecake and tacos and now it's probably around 3000 calories today.

Oh fuck I think I’m gonna cum

>>215760347
how do I get an aryan white german american/brazilian girl as a white mediterranean brazilian man? thank you

>DancingMoto has 943,100 followers on TikTok and nearly 500,000 on Instagram.
>He is known for posting dancing videos of him with his helmet on, wearing an array of clothing from cosplay costumes to Hello Kitty pajamas pants.

What a gay

>>215760363
Twitter.com and 4chan. I only pay attention to what the extreme left and extreme right is saying. Centrism is corporate dishonesty and does not reflect the opinions of real people.

holy canoli!

>>215760295
What kind of porn are you jerking your pork too, anon?

>>215760389
my burrs didnt play today

Scottish Canadians are people of Scottish descent or heritage living in Canada. As the third-largest ethnic group in Canada and amongst the first Europeans to settle in the country, Scottish people have made a large impact on Canadian culture since colonial times.

despite doing a moderate number of things today and not cooping up in my room all day(again), I still feel like a worthless sack of shit

I desperately need real human interaction

>>215760430
White German American women, German women, Russian women, Icelandic women, Danish women, Northern European women

>>215760448
There is one Icelandic pornstar
There's probably a few Danish porn stars but idk them.
Imagine being from a Nordic country with the best social safety net in the world and still choosing to become a porn star

>>215760427
Staged

>>215760443
This is true. Lots of Scottish last names and stuff named after Scottish people and places.

>>215760363
i dont really trust information i just passively absorb phenomenon around me

>>215760412
my real opinions are moderate

>>215760455
I don't know man, I'm not like you. I've never liked brown women. Not even if they're white and tanned. I like white, pale girls with lighter features. How about you? thank you

Women be like: “I’m gonna annoy my way to the top! Wait, why isn’t this strategy working?”

>>215760476
I like pale girls and brown women.
I wish white women wouldn't tan so much, since I like them ghostly pale. Brown women are cute though

You should be full of joy

drinking milk

>>215760491
right now Im full of ramen

34 year old male playing runescape

>>215760396
Sounds like a lot of work
I'd rather rape-maxx

fantasy romance novels have some freaky shit in them. no wonder women love them.

Free at last free at last aw lawdy we’s free at last

>>215760455
There are sluts and whores everywhere. The reasons are psychological not just financial. It's not fun to think about how many of them were victims of childhood sexual abuse. But look at the current crop of the porn industry in both the US and Europe. The girls keep getting uglier. Bad tattoos all over their bodies. Less new girls that have a distinctive look besides just being generically attractive. The industry itself runs through them quicker than it used to as well. Before a girl fucking black men and doing gang bangs meant her career was pretty much over and she was desperate. Now those are some of her first scenes, even if she's actually hot and could have had a long career in a different era. Porn is slopified.

>>215760516
Need it or keep it?!

I have an honest question for Americans: What exactly does "white American" mean? It seems the definition varies from state to state.
So, if you're not extremely pale, don't have distinctly Northern European features, and don't have light-colored eyes, are you not considered white in America? thank you

Most 30 year olds don’t live with their parents

>>215760521
Wow you must be a porn expert
A porn connesiur

A large influx of Scottish Highlanders in the late 1700s also resulted in St. John's Island having the highest proportion of Scottish immigrants in Canada. This led to a higher proportion of Scottish Gaelic speakers and thriving culture surviving on the island than in Scotland itself, as the settlers could more easily avoid English influence overseas

I'm 9% Scottish according to 23andme

>>215760536
I've been jerking my shit to it since I was like 13. Cinemax softcore before that. I know my smut.

How long do I have to wait for the 5 grand

>>215760546
Until donald duck decides to open the government, you'll probably get fired by him

everybody STFU, Im watching anime

>>215760525
Protestant of entirely European heritage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snAUKveIbAs
this is my odyssey

>>215760525
The definition is self explanatory. Those with northern and central European ancestry

>>215760525
WASP only

This weed vape is like 99% empty but I’m gonna need it to work right now. Help me, Rasta Jesus.

>>215759259
>>215759259
>>215759259
recycle

>>215760561
*SCREAMS THE N-WORD INTO YOUR EAR LOUDLY FOR 20 MINUTES NONSTOP*

>>215760594
you're fucked

>>215760602
Oh I don’t think so