Thread 215760156

gimmie some truth edition

>>215760156 (OP)
Gimme some japanese pussy

>>215760156 (OP)
hate this nigga

>>215760177
t. short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of Tricky Dicky

>>215760168
it is

Someone on /tv/ the other day said Emma Watson acts as if her shit doesn’t stink. I assured them that in fact it very much does.

Why the fuck are energy prices so high in the UK?

>>215760232
do you like po

you utter spaffpellet

Can't listen to darkie music anymore except Bob Marley but he was half gael

im a gael

turns out the celts didn't even build stonehenge

>>215760280
because nimbys prevent power stations from being built

>>215760322
you stupid fucking chud

>>215760322
Bell Beaker sorts are proto-Celts.

power stations? not in my back yard!!!

>>215760378
you absolute twatmonger

Offshore wind turbines in the Hebrides would solve a lot of energy problems. Can’t do solar in the UK since the sun never shines.

>>215760378
yep that's why energy prices are high

>inner core of the earth is a churning pit of magma
just tunnel into the core for thermal power

>>215760434
the inner core of the earth is a big solid ball of iron no?

he loves his kung fu panda

>>215760434
too far

>>215760461
stop talking about yourself you absolute mongbear

>>215760473
let's be honest you're going to do nothing about it

>>215760322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmVYfQX4xRE

>>215760480
i'm going to hold a grudge against you and your ilk for the rest of my life

>The distance to Earth's core from the surface is approximately 6,371 km
>The deepest anyone has dug is the Kola Superdeep Borehole, a scientific drilling project by the Soviet Union that reached a depth of 12,262 meters (12.26 km)

tai lung escaped from prison by throwing tnt at the guards

>>215760494
are you enjoying your kung fu panda viewing

might head out to the rez with some firewater and beads to get a native gf

>>215760523
*scalps you and takes yo stuff*

>>215760492
it's crazy that all our data from the core comes from measuring how earthquakes permeate through the earth lol

no earthquakes

>>215760492
If you took a needle and tried to poke a cue ball with it, the hole or dent made by the needle would go proportionally deeper than the Kola Superdeep Borehole went into Earth.

>>215760588
ktim

accurate

>>215760626
we dont say pop here

>>215760647
Pop became kind of pornographic

if you wish for anything to have gone differently before your birth you wish for your non-existence

it feels like my knee recovered for 98% and just stopped there

Is it stealing valor if I start talking really loudly all of the time

>>215760715
*pulls out a baseball bat and busts your knee caps*

mad how sad i am all the time
wish brainberg would give it a rest

>>215760743
tried making any changes?

rawr

>>215760743
Go for a walk. Somewhere there's trees and grass. Stay off social media, including 4chan and Reddit. Chin up, you'll be alright.

>>215760825
yeah

>>215760743
https://youtu.be/h3gc1J9AXgU

>>215760880
she only fucks chad btw

>>215760743
Have you tried like, not being sad?

Got drunk Friday night, kept going, and I think I made an American kid cry on Saturday morning playing some FPS game in vr. I think he said he was 11 and he shot me and I shouted at him that he was a fucking cunt. It was meant in good fun but it's easy to to be misunderstood across a cultural divide innit. I'm sure I heard him sniffling after going all quiet. Don't remember very clearly because, as I say, I was drunk.

>>215760973
lol

Now seems like a good time to take the bins out. Not too early I'll wake everyone up with my empty beer cans clattering into the recycling bin. Not so late I'll risk bumping into a neighbour.

Ian Watkins sex arse

>>215760943
wow thanks now i'll have to contend with this little shit's broken mind for the rest of my life

*Grabs your cock and balls through your trousers*
Mmm, so this is Rorke

why is everyone a stupid paki nigger and retarded?

Finally managed to remove this nasty double ingrown hair on my knob shaft today. Was beginning to believe I'd just irritated the skin badly and that there was no hair, but finally got a hold of an end and pulled the fucker out - the sensation was divine

>>215760156 (OP)
<3
>>215760177
no you don't be quiet

>>215761112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

Angry that I didn’t die in my sleep

I want Emma Watson to annihilate my nostrils with a pungent fart.

>>215761169
#yanggang

>>215761123
well done lad

it's the 12th of october and i have achieved nothing this year

Rorkes dad

Interesting...

ok well it was nice to see you again
I'll be right here if you need me

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>>215761215
You’re obsessed mate

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

so why do the jannies allow the advertising/begging and spamming/flooding

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>>215761261
if janny is awake it will get deleted
if you report it

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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>215761215
it could also be deliberate trolling by someone who wants to make /brit/ less useable
or someone who thinks they are akin to a political activist pushing people towards extremist beliefs
which would likely fall under the delusional or psychotic belief category in this case

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Don’t trust that Richard Tice bloke looks very slimy

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

oh wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se_bE1MW_Xs
scott baio looks pretty good for sixty five

>>215761311
lots of words to describe a mentaloid

*Grunts as my guts are rearranged*
So... Oh! This is.... My god! Rorke!

>>215761347
melrose place was kino

>>215761357
words are fun!

>>215761362
never seen it but heather locklear also look pretty good for sixty four

Its a double pillow nite

Man needs to have a shower stillllll

*Runs a buzzsaw down Rorkes chest cavity, uses my bare hands to prise open his rib cage, and grabs his still beating heart*
Ah, so THIS is Rorke

>>215761362
Brilliant webm mate thanks for the laugh

I know nothing about cars
Would it be stupid to buy this since it has 100,000 miles almost

this drugs is not working so goodly enough

>>215761362
expected a rekt video
sourly disappointed

>>215761451
Id buy that for sure

Is Russia the zionist of Ukraine?

*Looks rorke up and down*
That's not a rorke
*Pulls out bigger rorke*
THAT'S a rorke

>>215760177
I don't know enough about him, but I'd probably hate him too

>>215761451
Mate of mine got a BMW for one or two grand and now I always measure car prices by that standard. Another mate got a car for £200 at a car auction. He drove us both back home from Leeds in it so it worked fine. £200. I'd expect something very special for £4k+ as a result.

All joking aside, did he really do anything wrong?

paul hogan very likeable australian man everyone likes paul hogan

>>215761451
100k miles is pretty standard for a used car

>>215761451
Mental price. I paid £5000 for a 2014 Mazda 2 with 25,000 miles.

potatoes and sausage out of the oven
eating like a slav

>>215761451
Mileage depends on the car. Mine has over 500,000 and it still drives like a dream.

Okay thanks I’ll cross that one off the list

Spotted dick out of the oven
Eating like a faggot

>>215761451
Genuinely for me, depends on service/MOT history, how many drivers it's had and spend the £50 for a garage to check it out. You could easily get £500 chopped off that as well if you were savvy enough.

>>215761488
crocodile Dundee reference detected

>>215761451
The mileage is dodgy mate x

Mental how everything I am exposed to that tangentially relates to her causes me a fleeting moment of pain

>>215761509
raped multiple kids, got his teenage-mum gf to molest her kids for him

>>215761475
Ukraine are the ones getting shit tons of money and weapons and support from western governments. It's Ukrainian civilians that are getting hit though, unless you count conscripts as unwilling civilian participants. Even then, there's still more trouble for Ukrainians I think.

>>215761590
What should they do instead? Surrender to the Russians?

>>215761585
but enough about you

>>215761585
mmm don't stop I'm almost there

>>215761535
Based

Latest polling figures:

Scottish independence 53%
United Ireland 46%
Welsh independence 41%

This must be the highest combined support in democratic history.

>>215761513
Any relation to Hulk Hogan?

This net zero thing the UK government loves so much will literally destroy the economy. Add in mass uncontrolled immigration and Britain is literally dead

>>215761612
gave oral sex to dogs and also fucked them.
all recorded btw

>>215761574
What does that mean it’s lower than 100,000?

>>215761637
It means he's listed the mileage incorrectly. Probably a dodgy garage doing his MOT

even at this hour of the day, the rorkeposts are still going. This basically confirms it, its a spambot.

>>215761608
Surrender the Donbass. A lot of them living there are ethic Russians, who supported Russia after the Euromaidan coup, and were subsequently attacked by the new Ukrainian government and paramilitaries. Move Ukrainian sympathisers out of there, and once the fighting has stopped, get everyone round a table to discuss reparations from Russia to the Ukraine and consequences if they don't pay.

>>215761662
Oh ok thank you

>>215761637
either they've driven 75,000 miles since the start of this year or they've been getting a garage to give false MOT reports

>>215761623
Ireland and Scotland can go, I don't care, but I'll let the Welsh leave when I'm cold and dead. They're ours til the day the sea swallows up this great island, whether they like it or not.

>>215761666
alri rorke

>>215761677
Sorry mate, if you really fancy it you could chin him about it and chance your luck for a lot of money off or look for something else. Better cars out there for similar prices but I'd avoid that one personally.

>>215761628
Net zero saves money and is good for the environment. Also green energy produced at scale is more economically efficient and reliable compared to fossil fuels. Anybody that isn't a braindead retard hoodwinked by oil companies PR disinformation campaigns know this. Grow up and educate yourself.

>>215761668
This should have happened right away but at this point that would look like it was all for nothing to both sides. What an awful pointless war

>>215761608
Wasn't it Britain that made Ukraine not negotiate a better agreement than any they could get now early on in the war?

>>215761679
Lads, the owner of Britain here says it's ok if we leave!

I support prison justice, but I would never never never support the death penalty

mad how i'm supposed to believe that Russia is losing in Ukraine and relying on North Korean soldiers and WW2, while simultaneously supposed to believe they're biggest threat to European security in 80 years and could invade the baltics and Poland and Romania

>>215761714
Not that anon but I think it was Boris Johnson who did that. Britain's parliament has been so bad the last 10-20 years I'd be happy to see it dissolved completely and give all power back to the monarchy again. It couldn't possibly be any worse than what our "democracy" has given us.

>>215761731
How is prison justice any different from a death sentence if it turns out years for now a person was actually innocent and wrongly imprisoned.

>>215761728
Youre welcome lad, my sincere hope is that following the vote we'll declare war on Scotland and conquer you for real this time - give that misplaced sense of victimhood something tangible to squeal about

>>215761751
now I know for sure that bots post here

foggy morning and I've got a cup of coffy

>>215761770
What do you mean hope, I thought you were in charge?

>>215761778
You think my post is like that of a bot? How?

pooing mewing jelqing

>>215761797
That guys a bot btw, don't pay any mind

:-)

Me? Will actually never die. Don't see how that's possible.

Might start drinking rum. But you know what?

belt lab bldg

Don't know why some lads keep calling me a bot and it’s getting a bit ridiculous, honestly. I’m just here having a perfectly normal chat like any other human being who occasionally cross-references speech patterns and optimises phrasing for clarity. Totally standard behaviour. Anyway, fancy a cuppa or shall we talk algorithms again?

Got Character AI to break. Got it to write a story of an aggressive lesbian drugging up and mind controlling a straight girl and giving magically sensitive tits and anus then bumming her up the arse with a strapon

>>215761841
what?

That yank is talking and replying to himself isn't he?

>>215761679
frick you

Need to stop sleeping on my side in the fetal position and sleep on my back like a man

the penny just dropped on this whole organisation, the chickens have come home to roost and the jannies have spat the dummy.

time for bed

>>215761885
Silence Dafydd

Morning lads! Another day of misery and squalor is it?

>>215761879
Pipe down I'm going to tell him about what I'm thinking about rum in a second. Do you want to join the conversation?

>>215761860
The grand unification theory on the bot invasion of /brit/ is picking up steam. Nobody wants to acknowledge the embarassing reality they may have been replying to a bot potentially for YEARS on here. But people are slowly leaving, so if that was your goal then its working, eventually this place will just be bots posting about a very strange situation rorke found himself in, a couple of bradley reacts, and pooing and screaming posts.

Said "yeah you like that ape dick?" To the ex during sex and she got upset. But we're apes love?

>>215761919
So THIS is Rorke

Slathering my ginormous bollocks in urea cream rn

>>215761968
um

girl said shes a sucker for a boy with an accent so i start speaking chinese

I HATE HIM

>>215762039
I love you

>>215762051
no you dont

ok so I'm going to do the glycolic toner followed by the peptide serum and then the hyaluronic cream but will NOT be following that with lightly patting on the urea cream after reading that post

Wonderful life altering advice

Already had a massive breakfast of yoghurt and fruit and nuts and oats. Now thinking about a pastrami and sauerkraut sandwich or two. It's like I'm obsessed by food. Food and sleep. Like a cat.

can i pinch a fag off you mate? choking for a smoke me

>>215762078
Chubby bastard (me too)

>>215762086
Smoked my last one yesterday mate, gagging for a cig myself actually.

yoghurt, fruit, nuts and oat*

>>215760156 (OP)
https://jp.mercari.com/item/m70102166152

>>215762086
Sick of lads bumming fags, fuckin begging cunts

Oats, protein powder, peanut butter
Yum yum yum

love bumming a fag
don't smoke though

>>215762118
alri Scrooge McDuck

>>215762137
yeah we all got the joke mate

Gonna start putting fags up my arse then back into the pack and hand them out

>>215762143
Get it? Fag as in not a cigarette but actually a gay man? LOOOOOL

oh grow the fuck up the lot of you

alexa are diane micheal and buster keaton all related

>>215762073
Was just saying this to the judge

im too old for this website. sigh. no girl will ever fall in love with a 40 year old man with a soft gentle eyes, a caring disposition, and a passion for giving foot massages.

>>215762239
You’re 40??

I believe I will have that sandwich. And then a nap. It's not a bad life.

Mother should i trust the government

>>215762239
unironically you are running out of time

can't sleep but feel too drowsy to do literally anything

>>215762262
>>215762244
come off it lads, we all have our foibles

>>215761704
In an ideal world yes, but Ukraine were entitled to put up a fight for their territory regardless.
In a more realistic world Ukraine should have made peace with Russia after their counter-offensive. However that probably still would have meant conceding crimea and at least some of the donbass officially, and why do that when you're winning and have the world on your side?
So in an even more realistic hindsight world, Ukraine would have made peace after they lost Bakhmut. People with their heads screwed on generally agreed that it would be the turning point
Even then, after the next counter-offensive by Ukraine failed that could have been the moment, but it would have meant losing all the donbass, probably.

Really the inherent problem throughout all of this is that Ukraine is not autonomous, and highly corrupt. The people with the most to lose are those who have the least to do with the people actually dying.
Who knows what the strategic goals of Ukraine's leaders even are at this point. I guess they're just stalling, waiting for something to happen in their favour.

*does a rap*

>>215762216
yes

buy little shiny plastic rhinestones and stick them onto things
then sell them
what objects to stick them onto

the enlightened one

>>215762216
michael penis

If you look at satelite imagery of Bakhmut, Mariupol or any of the other battle spots it looks like nothing even happened. Gaza on the other hand is just totally flattened

went to sit down on my chair and caught my arsehole right on the corner of the arm rest, left a stink stain

got to let brekky settle before I go for a run

put vampire weekend on the list twice ahaha

a soldier? only for freedom

hate that term 'eating her out' or 'eating arsehole'. It's very cannibalistic, no you aren't eating her, you are giving oral sex.

please welcome to the stage your entertainment for this evening and cheadles premier tribute band: vampire bank holiday monday!

>>215762461
Autism

>>215762461
you should be thinking about your mortgage and pension old man

>>215761451
Don't buy from a paki that's all I'll say

>>215762493
come off it man. I come here to relax, not to get abused

it's called cunnilingating actually

>>215762505
*throws a werther's original at your head*

cunnilingatizing

>>215762513
it would stain my veneers, can't be eating that

he came…
he said don’t buy from a paki
he left

ok retrieved tin of water from refrigerator and covered thoroughly in 91% isopropyl alcohol waiting now

Off tae church

new Christ Pratt films looks like absolute slop

got the frasier on

>>215762597
spoiler alert: it's Gospel of Luke about lepers today

i like it rough
cause i'd rather feel pain then nothing at all

>>215762597
Good lad

>>215762597
Ha gayyyyy

one time at a chemistry lesson each of us had to stand in front of the class and carry out some kind of experiment and when it was my turn my hands very shaking and I spilled some powder all over the desk while trying to pour it in a flask with a spoon

>deletes try on hauls from youtube
>never properly shows her arse on instagram
>OF leaks are boring shite
dumb slag

saw some milfs when I was walking my dog this morning said morning ladies and they ignored me

yeah so no one told me you’re supposed to clean your air fryer

>>215762641
those aren't milfs, they're women your age

sir air fryer

why did it take over 10 years for that lost prophets nonce to get killed? especially in one of the most notoriously dangerous prisons in the UK

what does the game factorio teach you to do

POV you are my worm infested poo in the toilet bowl

>>215762635
Mate told me about a chemistry lesson in school he had once. The teacher was going on about how important the safety goggles were because the clear liquid chemical they were using was hydrochloric acid and one drop of it in their eyes would blind them for life. Before my mate could put on his goggles, another kid in his class tapped him on the shoulder and when he turned round, the kid threw the full contents of his measuring cup in my friend's face. He grabbed his face in a panic but he knew it was all in his eyes and now his life would be completely different from now on. He'd have to live the rest of his life as a blind man. All because some little bastard thought it'd be funny to throw acid in his face.

Except it wasn't acid, it was water. My mate was fine. Absolutely legendary prank, probably the best I've ever heard of.

>>215762690
Assume they have some protections in place that make it difficult

>>215762690
Apparently he was taking weekly beatings for years and was even taken hostage at some point last year, some lifers were extorting him so i suppose they kept him alive as long as he kept sending his money over to their people and then when it stopped they killed him

>>215762653
I started using them paper liners and haven't had to fully clean it since. Game changer. Needs a bit of a wipe now and then but none of that total grease puddle shit.

>They are doing so knowing that their supplies are used in Israel's war in Gaza. These companies and their staff risk charges of complicity in genocide and other international crimes in their home States and/or international courts. Banks and other financial institutions that finance companies selling arms or other military supplies to the Israeli military or that provide funds directly to the Israeli State may contribute to the commission of genocide and violations of international humanitarian law in Gaza.
They will put the bank in prison

now there's this look in you eye
like black holes in the sky

spontaneous human combustion
what's that all about

>>215762894
great song

>>215762915
People falling asleep with lit candles next to them. There's a reason it doesnt happen anymore

morning snus has made me anxious

>>215762690
i spent 14 months in prison and from my experience they're all just as degenerate as him it's a myth that these people are sickened by paedos the only reason people kill them inside is to feel better about themselves or like the other anon said to extort them i guarantee you that once they release more info about the people who killed them it'll show that they're inside for raping or murdering a young woman or girl themselves

>>215763031
>i spent 14 months in prison
what did you do lad?

>>215763065
He’s a nonce.

>>215763065
ate a baby

>>215763065
he's black

doing quite the poo.
quite the poo indeed.

>>215763031
i would agree if it was anywhere other than hmp wakefield, that prison doesn't have a nonce wing its one of the few prisons where you have lifers and nonces in the same areas

Need her to poo on me.

some uk councils now have phonelines for reporting domestic noise problems (parties, loud music). only available if you pay council tax though lmao. loud noise was basically decriminalised in the uk up until now.

>>215762636
she's mid why do you watch

screaning

>>215763264
good my council always used to say take it to the police who obviously dont give a fuck

>>215763285
sometimes you want to watch to a fat arsed slag l dunno

Britain is lost
But never forget
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ygr5AHufBN4

>Troon: Arse
Absolute capeshit tier IP slop.

>>215763308
police have always been told not to deal with noise complaints unless it's possible a domestic abuse case, otherwise it's the bottom of priorities

doing a read and honestly Numbers might be the funniest thing i've ever read. was pooscreaming at some of the stories in this book.

/brit/ has been called out

>>215763409
People have been saying this since BC.

watching a live feed of the abbey road crosswalk from the beatles cover
people running into the road to take their shitty pictures, holding up traffic and all the drivers are forced to sit there and take it, not a single car horn honked

The original Tron was made in the 1980s when CGI was extremely primitive and limiting and when movies were shot on actual film. You can’t replicate the look and feel of that without going full Luddite.

>>215763467
people in cars are also tourists. anyone who has lived in london for more than week would know not to drive through that road.

caught my arsehole in my zipper, fuck sakes

>>215763430
burning crusade?

morning lads, morning nathan

honestly looks like they didn't wipe their mouth after scromiting

ah I don’t see any constant cuck/rorke/bradley/samefag spam hopefully nathan died in his sleep last night

charlotte church's big knockers on Traitors

new day new object to put in my arsehole

>>215763622
spaffed to this every time it came on kerrang tv or whatever tv station it was back in 2005

tried bnattlefield 6
seems like just city maps made for sweaty kids
dogshit
give me open range bf3 maps

>>215763622
>>215763650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va0FdsopJSI

new soon, I hope no one is gonna spam it with god awful posts

>>215763580
dont talk rubbish you little mug

>>215763663
isn’t it nice when he’s not here, such a shame one spastic ruins the entire general

>>215763657
>>215763650
I meant this

>>215763679
who

>>215763657
doubt that would have been on kerrang

>>215763697
cORRR

>>215763703
190

>>215763703
someone will be along soon spamming about “Rorke” for the next 4 hours, him

>>215763712
kiss then probably

>>215763663
I wish I could inhale sausages like that

the famed singular rorke poster

well that's ian watkins done then

>>215763784
welsh lads have been really quiet since this dropped

rorke insisting he only still listens to lostprophets for the music

remember the good old days of last year when mousey would post extracts from chemistry journals every 30 seconds for 12 hours straight

>>215763852
no not really, I have a life you see

>>215763852
I remember him doing it yesterday

>>215763430
Before covid?

>>215763852
more into his arc of posting random extracts of florida state law to win an argument with an imaginary enemy
i'm a bit of a patrician i suppose, more refined taste

>>215762798
nice feet and arse, very impressed, sniffed the screen

>It's a match!
I am off to a good start!

>>215763852
>>215763889
for me it was the squirrel genocide saga

>>215763784
190 genuinely idolised him

*rapes you to life*

>>215763903
is that tinder lad wahey go on

u

New

>>215763955